The Truth About Logan Paul's Prime
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2024
- I don't drink energy drinks anyway so I'm good
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Pyro forgetting Logan Paul still hasn’t paid back his scam victims
You aint one of them so why you talking?
@keepmywifesname2023 maybe they are and even if they aren't anyone can call logan a cunt for not paying people back? Dumb response truly
@@keepmywifesname2023 Cuz it’ll just keep on happening if he gets off scot free you’d be surprised how shitty of a human he is
@@keepmywifesname2023are you lobotomized
One of the dumbest takes I've seen @@keepmywifesname2023
00:00 start
23:34 end
Thanks this helped me skip all the unnecessary fluff
thanks for this, it helped me get straight to the good part.
I'll reply with a racial slur to end the chain of clowning on my favorite streamer and best friend Pyro.
so true
Walter
me drinking piss while watching this: 😮
Probably healthier than drinking Prime.
Most hygienic pyro viewer
Me drinking your piss while watching this
@@loveableheathen7441 no, just kinky. Piss drinking is pretty low on the list of pyro's fetishes
share some
I think pyro may have forgotten about cryptozoo
Ticktock brain rot confirmed
and DinkDoink. Though it was a while ago and it wasn't the only cyrpto he rug pulled his fans with
Thank you, I was laughing my ass off when he said “Logan cleaned up his act”
The fuck he did
Fr
Logan copyright strikes anyone who talks about it
Womp womp, play Black Ops 2 on Veteran blindfolded while being tazed.
>typed in whomp whomp unironically
@@lex_4242 womp womp
@@2miligrams hahahah! I’m rofling so much hahaha xd take my gold dear stranger
Good idea!
naked too please
pyro taking 23 minutes explaining what a logan paul is???
Wheres the lie
he is paul but logan
No
Logan’s hot and I’m a guy
Weegeepietv did you make a response to you’re allegations?
my man forgot about cryptozoo 💀
And like the 30 pump and dumps
bro glazed logan paul for 23 minutes straight
Pyro has already reached his prime with Car Sex, it’s been downhill ever since
Lore?
As in, what are you talking about 😂?
@@AD-lh3jkCar sex is a old pyro video
@@AD-lh3jkonly OGs know
@@AD-lh3jk o.o dang, old pyro video, back in his crappy commentary begining
Wait he actually posted after Car Sex and this isn't just an AI?
The truth is that it was made from Pyro’s slop content
The worst kind of cancer
pure cancer
The slop was rigged from the start
can’t wait to see prime drinkers turning into ghouls from fallout 4
Why not any other fallout game?
@@lime_licker because i think that
@@Eluvix nah, more like fallout 1
Piss off, Smoothskin. I need my hydration.
Nah, they gonna turn into the Marked Men from Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road 💀
Pyro : *googles electrolyte*
guys I think he might be a wee bit silly
Bro for real doesn’t even know about cryptozoo
i was under the impression that Logan lost any reputation he had left when he scammed a bunch of people for that NFT game a little while ago..
Did pyro forget that logan years later hasn't reimbursed the people scamed by crypto zoo? He hasn't cleaned his image.
@PyroLive "Logan Paul has cleaned up his reputation quite a bit." Yeah sure mate. Just forget all the horrible things this guy has done... Like remember when he scammed his fans again a few months ago ? Cryptozoo remember? But yeah people hate him because of money. I´m sure thats the reason ... wtf mate
Probably a rushed video tbh but yeah dumbass idea to say he hasn’t done a lot wrong past couple’o years 😭
Mf talked about this himself in the past, as much as I enjoy Pyro & his content, something went horribly wrong here
@@mat99134 agreed
You gotta atleast give the man credit, he knows how to get out of a controversy.
Like, does anyone remember when the fucker used a BLM protest to shoplift? That just vanished after like two days. He's got a Stalin level fixer on speed dial, clearly.
Yeah It dosent make sense
Only 24 gigalobs in 3 zeptoseconds bro zorped off
Would've been 10k+ likes if you stuck to the script
Bro croggled 💀
if anyone is a little worried about the rising cancer rates stat pyro dropped, please don't stress about it too much. one-ish major reason for recorded rise in cancer cases is that people are getting older and are living longer due to better healthcare and quality of life. this means that people stop dying of other things and are more likely to die of cancer instead as well as the fact that the the longer you live the more likely you are to get cancer. (and stuff like diagnostic medicine or whatever is getting more advanced)
tldr: cancer rates aren't magically skyrocketing because cancer is now 3x more common to develop or something. it's rising because because people are living longer and not dying of other shit as much. don't worry :3
I dare you to say that after I pour lean on the water supply
@@mlgcactus1035was the supposed to be funny ?
Thanks for the information, feel like the whole cancer thing will scare a lot of ppl and rightfully so. So thank you big guy
Ok but what can we do to bump up those numbers?
@@juaquintiscareno tell kids to drink prime
You need 3 editors to make a funny crysis, aot, breaking bad meme at the beginning? Where is the thug shaker, hello?!
Pyro gets hard when his view count inflates every video 📈📈📈🗣🔥
that intro came straight outta 2017/2018 main channel
Keep yourself safe
Pyro live feels alot more like old pyro
holy shit minos prime
i love the high quality slop
Is Pyro finally getting out of the hood with the new editing?
Not enough bullying kids and saying the nword
People will look at it and say "the good old days!"
While now they call it slop and call other creators better while also complaining about 6+ hour videos being long to make.
"Yeah just edit something funny every 5 seconds so genz watch the video"
I shed a tear when Logan Paul made a Breaking Bad reference.
Lil bro thought he could drop ASOT without us notice
pyro's slow transition into walter white is somehow so noticeable now
I'm like Walter White but only the lung cancer part
@@ammagon4519 I'm pretty much like Walter White irl except only the part where I wear a pork pie hat in public and lash out at my wife
literally everyone in texas drinks dr pepper and its 2.8 englands in size
Allura Red is literally the exact same thing as red40 but with a different name and it’s allowed in the UK and it doesn’t cause cancer it has links to ADD and inflammatory bowel diseases
This isnt better
what if we don't use dye lol imagine
me vaping while pyro speaks about how “vaping bad” 😮💨
Vaping le bad
Vaping not bad. Nicotine very neuroprotective, increases test levels. No carcinogens.
"There's metals in it!" Ye same w/ cereal.
Logan cleaned up his image as much as he could but the entire crowd at every WWE event still hates the guy. The signs they hold up are hilarious.
I think there's a link between watching Pyrocynical videos and developing cancer
Congrats on 1 mill pyro!!!!
What? Thought I was gonna harrass you? No this is your day so enjoy❤❤ love you man! Keep it up!❤❤
Incredible
i thought we got a utopia sequel for a second 😭
The Irony in sparkling water having more PFA's than almost any other drink lmao
Pyro: "mention osu!"
Osu! Players: "LESSS FKNGGG GOOO"
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osu*
Damn the editing on slop live has really improved
This editing feels like I’m having an aneurysm. Kind of like a MrBeast video, too fast paced.
2000 views in 4 minutes, bro is coming back
12000 views in 19 minutes, bro is coming back
impossible
Thats literally impossible the video is 23 minutes long, that would take st least an hour
@@loveableheathen7441 ..you do realize views aren’t counted on the whole video watch right ? there’s a minimum to reach before you’re counted as a view
@@CRCADAN do the math bro
Whenever I see Pyro chugging San Pellegrino I always think of that Vince Vaughn bit
“Still drinking that faggy mineral water?”
“Didn’t know water had a sex drive”
pyrolive is basically just 2019 pyrocynical now with this turbo adhd editing
Pyro the kinda guy to not return his shopping cart to the cart return bay.
tom dark ahh comment
the new editor is doing some work
Prime was always a scam. They always advertised it as being superior to Gatorade because it had more electrolytes, but it was full of potassium and when you sweat you need sodium. Gatorade has the correct ratio of potassium and sodium. Classic manipulative advertising from Logan Paul and KSI
That impression of Mr. Krabs was pretty accurate
thank you for all the memes it really adds to the video and isnt getting old at all.
Yeah the short random sounds and clips playing every time he says a single thing making it hard to focus and in general is overstimulating doesn’t wear on you at all and isn’t at all obvious that it’s only there to keep the attention of the embryos and prevent them from clicking off
bro south africa has prime selling in one store for less than water lol. backstory is checkers( a supermarket chain in sa) got a contract with prime basically saying that they were the one and only store who was allowed to buy prime stock, and they were selling it for absurd prices(R50[ik its not that much for you rich americans, but its a shit ton here, i can buy a 2l of coke for like R20]) and now its going for like R9 per bottle, bc the stores are litteraly trying to give it away bc nobody is buying it.
Red 40 is allowed in Europe it’s just called Allura Red AC.
2:23 why was that Mr. Krabs impression so good
I can't even tell the difference honestly
Everyone gangsta until logan paul starts aking for the platinum chip
PyroLIVE is far beyond its Prime
best thing about prime that south park made a episode about it and mocked the shit out of it
once again your editor is peak using sonic music, this time at the beggining. Love to hear it
The truth about pyrocynical's 14th century peasant haircut
new vegas in the intro was cool
this is a new pyro and i love it. clearly a shift in gears the content is different
I really love this new format pyro. Keep it up!
Why is Pyro calling it gayterade
Gyatterade
This is probably the wrong comment section for this but... For anyone confused prime doesn't actually include as much PFAS as you might expect from the initial claim ( 12:47 ). The number comes from if you were to drink nothing but prime for the rest of your life. The claim he made isn't untrue but it's misleading for sure. Also the claimed amount of 0,07PPT (Parts Per Trillion) is not accurate since you can't accurately measure anything below 1,1 PPT.
Is there a source for that?
@@leonand42 plenty. USA Today has an easy to read article but I really recommend looking into the environmental protection agency's guidelines on PFAS, specifically on national primary drinking water regulation. Prime does have quite a few PFAS chemicals but according to EPA's MCLGs prime isn't over their limit and is legal. Again I recommend you look into this yourself but in short prime does have pfas but not in an amount that a normal consumer would find harmful in any measurable way.
True, like I am pretty sure that if it was that dangerous then it wouldn't pass the damm food safety inspection or whatever we do here in the EU
@@leonand42 EPA (Environmental Protection Agency)
@@leonand42 which part?
Really enjoyed the editing in this one. Good job editor
Pyro editor's are getting they're Prime with all these editings
Edit: Btw Pyro, Sparkling Water haves PFAS and PFOS
imagine spending 23 minutes 34 seconds explaining what liquid is couldn't be me
Pyro the truth teller
grocery stores near me have started treating energy drinks the same as cigarettes or alcohol, cant be sold to anyone under 18, when that same attitude eventually reaches the US, prime will probably just become a juice box to keep actual sales going
Pyro really talking about Logal Paul acting like he didn't scam the shit out of his viewers recently
Is pyro just blatantly unaware of his most recent controversies and scams?
No way, editing????
Short answer: It's bad for your health and it's bad as a sports drink, because of artificial sweeteners and too much potassium compared to magnesium and sodium.
thank you for explaining the Prime Hydration lore British Mudryk
Slop slop slop...
well at least he isn't bullying children and putting on a gruff voice anymore.
Hair is still terrible tho 👌
The European Union (EU) also regulates the use of Red 40, which is referred to as E129 or Allura Red AC.
That includes the UK
"I genuinely believe there's a link between what people eat and what people drink"
- Pyro
Times are dark when pyro makes sense
3:41 OSU! MENTIONED ⚠️ SYTHO MENTIONED ⚠️ OSU! MENTIONED ⚠️ SYTHO MENTIONED
1:00 When I first skipped
8:54 Pear floral aloe kill
16:00 third skip and talks about opioids
21:00 Pyro glazes logan by saying "Its not that bad, monster has caffeine" ignoring the fact that prime main demographic is children
23:00 He spent way too much time defending logan paul and didnt even talk about ksi
23:34 outro. The music is nice
Standard pyro. Thx for saving me time
"JJ! We need to cook!"
"Yeah Mr. Paul! Yeah Science!"
the monster energy zero slammed just to get a new osu high score reference is too real
only 2 views in 30 seconds, fell off.
into a slob of nothing
Haha what a very funny comment 😶
This trend needs to stop
@@Jepsiboiit’s gotten old since the day after it became a thing smh
@@Jepsiboi agreed
Using the simpsons H&R OST in the background is such a niche reference that most people would have 100% missed
Not to mention the use of Bully’s soundtrack
Pyro casually outing my caffeine addiction being related to Osu! like a sniper and I don't know how to feel abt it
Bro i had to do a double take when i heard him mention osu
2 views in 13 seconds pyro fell off
real shit
YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF
this joke doesnt make sense since youtube doesnt live update the views.
@@oliver1784 shut up nerd
@@oliver1784 shut up
Red 40 isn't actually banned in the UK it just goes under the name of "E129 - Allura Red AC" it just has a warning on the products it contains that no one is gonna take the time to care to look at.
2 views in 17 seconds, bro fell off
These editors are gold
bro its been only like 6-7 minutes and there are 138 comments
CONGRATS ON 1M SUBS PYRO !!! ❤❤
Pyro using legitimate business from Simpsons hit and run in the background is very cool
As I’m on my death bed I’ll be reminiscing on those 2 mid ass prime drinks I had as a 24 year old. Shaking my fist in the air cursing Logan Paul for robbing me of 10 years off my lifespan.
I love these new slop editors
I love this style of editing. Reminds me of simpler times
Is crazy how many memes you added in the video:)
I learned so much that my brain almost exploded cause I couldn’t contain all the knowledge pyro gave
its funny to think that raiden from metal gear rising revengance takes the electrolytes from spines when he could have just drunk some prime
Kinda ironic that Pyro makes a lot of Fortnite references when A. Pyro doesn’t play Fortnite and B. Their was A Officla Prime Fortnite Red V. Blue Creative Map, I think they made a Red v. Blue Prime Drink based of the map.
Pyro's editor has to get a raise, even if it is slop content they deliver high quality slop
Never thought Pyro will give us an actual chemistry lesson in his video
I drink coffee monster like a gentleman
Is that the Crysis 2 Intro Cinematic music at the start!??!
Gotta love how the new(?) editor's a Sonic Colors OST enjoyer
Lovin the use of the ost from 'Bully'.
Good game, good musics.
Instead of drinking energy drinks; make smoothies.
"red 40 contains benzene" bro failed chemistry class xd