I was waiting for it to become a gaming term about kiting, and then I thought it was a bit. It was neither. And I wasn’t expecting a 30+ min convo on flying acutal kites.
@@slandracon3853 Battle kite, it has a knife mounted on it. Fly it down, and use it to stylishly stab someone with several flybys. Alternatively, the string is razor sharp/coated in ground glass and you use it to lop a dude's head off with it as you fly it past them.
"The threads between us shall never be severed. I take and will hold you forever against the strongest of gales." - Woolie Madden to his kite during the wedding.
I admire you, Ive always wanted to get into Gunpla but I tried making a few of the simple ones (Bearguy's) and am intimidated by the number of parts in the bigger ones.
Pat: I wouldve thought the first thing you talked about in the 3 weeks we haven't seen each other is that you got married Woolie: So this one's a Whale
In Pakistan, people do fight kites. They entangle the strings to cut down and take the other person's kite. It got banned unfortunately when people made the strings so sharp and strong that they'd lose fingers or worse slit a throat by accident.
I feel like there's some new lore begging to be written here of Woolie on his wedding day going, "Yknow, I should probably go consummate my marriage but I really just wanna go fly a kite", as the spiritual successor to the Mahvel Threesome
They should start a channel as Two Close Friends Play Together then later on get two other quirky guys to join the group and give us years upon years of crazy shitlord-tier shenanigans. Wouldn't that be something huh?
Given how much damage Pat did to his ring, it'd pretty likely that he'd have broken his finger or seriously hurt himself if he didn't block it with a band of metal.
So the instant I found out that kite dueling with blades is a thing, my brain went: _Metal Kite Rising: Revengeance_ *Kite at will.* *Kite what you will.*
Woolie, please introduce Pakistani kite dueling to Canada. Use your kite to cut down the string of the other guy's kite. You get to keep the kite you cut down (for glory) or return it (for fun)
When I was a kid I had a Thundercats kite and I remember being excited because I thought you could get a kite way up there in the sky, angle it, and scoop up a part of a cloud and bring it down so you could hold it. It didn't work.
You know, when I read the title, I thought this segment meant that Woolie was trying out MMO's or Co-op games that involve "Kiting" mobs. I was not prepared for this.
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Listening to Woolie talking about Fight Kites reminded me of a practice in my country that kids used to do that was kinda similar, although it became kinda frowned upon. Kids used to coat the strings of their kites with a mix of glue and broken glass in other to cut eachother's kites. It's probably is way more dangerous than what Woolie had described, but It was the first place my mind went to lol.
3 weeks from now, Woolie be dressed like Mr Rogers, building birdhouses and giving newspaper hats to kids in the neighbourhood. The wholesome arc has begun.
For the first time in Super best history, Pat is the one left speechless and Woolie is the crazy one. Truly we have reached the zenith of the Super Best crazy arc.
I want to make this an animation so bad, pats reactions are hilarious and when woolie started talking about fighter kites it was just gold, ima go put together some sketches cx
Did he just say “what I flew at the wedding” implying he went from no kite, to having a dedicated wedding kite, dam!!! that hitting the ground running like sonic with a new hobby lol
I never noticed just how much Pat fidgets compared to Woolie until I ran my cursor along the playback bar. Highly recommend it; it looks like he's doing a little dance!
"I don't mean to judge" Uh oh "but I would have expected you to mention first you got married before I got into kites" "so this one's a whale" Okay yknow that's fair Pat, I am also judging him now.
Woolie showing off his kite has the same energy as that really big dog that was proud of the twig he found. This is adorable and i am so happy for him.
I for one welcome Woolie’s eventual new kite channel. It’s good to see the man so hyped. But also; Vergil and Dante with the boomer Monster energy, but it’s Woolie and Pat.
I thought Pat was going to say that the end result of this new kite hobby would be Woolie coming in one day and saying "I have done it. I have unlocked the secrets. I have learned how to Airbend." Also, I'm super salty that the entire podcast went by and Woolie didn't ask Pat about seagulls.
You know, the return and start of this podcast reminded me of what I love about you guys. I love hearing people talk enthusiastically about things they enjoy! You fucking go Woolie! Welcome back!
I am so looking forward to the Madden Joestar Ireland revelations video 🥶 "Madden Castle you say laddie...? Ohh, that is a dark past, that one... lots of pain..." - Very trustworthy Irishman *Camera pans to hilltop castle, dark clouds surrounding it, as a flash of lightning dashes across the sky*
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The way he disappears and comes back with a literal armful of kites with a deadpan face, and without anything else, “So this ones a whale”
That line needs added to the zaibatsupedia article.
Oh it was a literal whale, I thought we were talking gatcha whale
"I coveted that wind, I suppose."
-Woolie Madden, while reading his vows, probably.
Yo, I literally have that as my desktop!
Seeing Woolie so happy getting married and talking so confidently about his new hobby and Pat accepting it just makes me feel really glad.
"I'm going to be real with you, Pat and Woolie have a great relationship"
Yes but pat also has that true friend face of "dude wtf are talking about you psycho. I love you man but damn"
The look on Pat's face as he slowly realizes that it's not a bit.
I was waiting for it to become a gaming term about kiting, and then I thought it was a bit.
It was neither. And I wasn’t expecting a 30+ min convo on flying acutal kites.
Woolie sees a kite mid flight:
Woolie: "That's rad!"
Essence of kites unlocked.
Funny enough that's how he got into Vergil.
Ok, but dude now I'm trying to imagine what Essence of Kite would even BE
@@slandracon3853 has a little key in the string
lightning strike
@@slandracon3853 Battle kite, it has a knife mounted on it.
Fly it down, and use it to stylishly stab someone with several flybys.
Alternatively, the string is razor sharp/coated in ground glass and you use it to lop a dude's head off with it as you fly it past them.
"The threads between us shall never be severed. I take and will hold you forever against the strongest of gales."
- Woolie Madden to his kite during the wedding.
"So this one's a whale" has the exact same energy I had showing my friends the first gunpla I built. Hell yeah king live your best life.
I admire you, Ive always wanted to get into Gunpla but I tried making a few of the simple ones (Bearguy's) and am intimidated by the number of parts in the bigger ones.
Hell Yea I recently got back into building gundams. Haven't built one since high school. 35 now. And I'm getting into figures and statues
made a sandrock custom with soft cloak as a kid, asshole broke it and I couldn't find all the pieces. live your best life
I think Woolie might have a problem. He wasn’t slated to have a midlife crisis for another year. He’s way ahead of schedule.
He's late for his quarter life crisis though.
Woolie being early?
First time for everything
Can't have a midlife crisis if you're always in crisis
Darlington: Before Crisis
Pat: I wouldve thought the first thing you talked about in the 3 weeks we haven't seen each other is that you got married
Woolie: So this one's a Whale
Two pizza kites. *Two.*
The joy in Woolie's voice as he explains his new hobby is endearing.
Also, GET INTO FIGHTING KITES.
I think it is a thing.
Fighting kites, For Fun or For Honor?
In Pakistan, people do fight kites. They entangle the strings to cut down and take the other person's kite. It got banned unfortunately when people made the strings so sharp and strong that they'd lose fingers or worse slit a throat by accident.
First we battled tops, now we battle kites!
@@spacedog12345 Trust that there is likely an anime being produced as we speak
"Your transformation into boomer dad was way faster than I expected" , As pat takes a long spit of his sugar free white monster.
Mhm, boomer juice...
"I'm not going towards kitesurfing. This isn't about movement."
Oh woolie, it's always about movement.
I feel like there's some new lore begging to be written here of Woolie on his wedding day going, "Yknow, I should probably go consummate my marriage but I really just wanna go fly a kite", as the spiritual successor to the Mahvel Threesome
Woolie: "...I still had my pizza kite and my other pizza kite!"
Pat: *DROWNING ON DRY LAND*
"Honeymoon wasnt ruined because I had my OTHER kite!" is an amazing bit of humor that I hope for Woolie's sake was intentional lol
Can’t wait for Woolie to explain kite tech and the rollback equivalent in kiting
@@1000Tomatoes Spoolback netcode
@@mister_redgrave Delay based wind.
Rollin cancel
Full arial combat, or something like ace combat
If you can't pull post stall manoeuvres are you even kiting?
the more Woolie talks, the more I realize he and pat were made for eachother
Now we just need them to do a full LP again
@@5thkiechannel HAHAHA I WISH.... Seriously I do but it ain't ever going to happen unfortunately.
@@kinghijinx5892 Why wouldn't it ever happen again?
They should start a channel as Two Close Friends Play Together then later on get two other quirky guys to join the group and give us years upon years of crazy shitlord-tier shenanigans. Wouldn't that be something huh?
As more and more time passes, the fans will have a harder and harder time deciding if Pat or Woolie is the weirder one
Woolie at his own wedding:
"I do... wanna go back out and fly some kites"
Woolie figured it out, It was Kites all along.
Kite: "It was me all along!"
I can't believe Woolie used a kite to fly away from consummating his marriage. It's the Marvel 3-Way all over again.
Woolie showing off his kites like a child showing off his toys to his mother is the most wholesome, funniest thing ever. Love it, keep flying high man
Given how much damage Pat did to his ring, it'd pretty likely that he'd have broken his finger or seriously hurt himself if he didn't block it with a band of metal.
I'm genuinely so happy for Woolie. I don't understand it at all but I don't think I've ever seen him so happy. I feel like he needed this.
I unironically love this. Go Woolie.
So the instant I found out that kite dueling with blades is a thing, my brain went:
_Metal Kite Rising: Revengeance_
*Kite at will.*
*Kite what you will.*
Of course Woolie found a way to make kites fighting games
"So turn aroooouuunnd, and feel the wind blow."
Woolie, please introduce Pakistani kite dueling to Canada. Use your kite to cut down the string of the other guy's kite. You get to keep the kite you cut down (for glory) or return it (for fun)
Wait really!?
There's something admirable in having such a specific and random hobby out of nowhere. Good on you, Darlington. You catch that air.
I love how pat keeps looking around him, as if he is wondering if he is in the right reality.
Only Woolie would get into a new hobby and IMMEDIATELY find out how it can be made into a fighting game.
Nobody should be surprised. Woolie loves aerial things, next he will get into drones and then BIG WOOLIE will always be watching
When I was a kid I had a Thundercats kite and I remember being excited because I thought you could get a kite way up there in the sky, angle it, and scoop up a part of a cloud and bring it down so you could hold it. It didn't work.
I mean I follow the little kid logic
I mean...it's probably as close as Woolie will ever get to having a jetpack.
If Woolie were a few billion $s richer you know he'd be fighting with Richard Branson to be the first in line for that tech.
@@nervmeister Jetpacks actually already exist.
Woolie and Pat are the last two brain cells in any man's head at any given moment.
Mitochondria are the mind goblins of the cell.
You know, when I read the title, I thought this segment meant that Woolie was trying out MMO's or Co-op games that involve "Kiting" mobs.
I was not prepared for this.
I was ready for kites. Not for *fighting* kites.
@@realbattleonfilm8299 KNIFE KITE
@@iamnuff1992 KITE FITE
@@spacedog12345 FIGHT WITH A KITE!
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Bro, I died laughing when Woolie casually came back to do a show n tell of his kites. Also Congrats Woolie with getting married!
My face literally hurts from smiling, this is so adorable.
*Into Free ~Dangan~ intensifies*
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEE
Listening to Woolie talking about Fight Kites reminded me of a practice in my country that kids used to do that was kinda similar, although it became kinda frowned upon.
Kids used to coat the strings of their kites with a mix of glue and broken glass in other to cut eachother's kites. It's probably is way more dangerous than what Woolie had described, but It was the first place my mind went to lol.
12:30 "wind communities"
Pat does the Picard facepalm lmao
Btw, I'm happy for anyone finding a new hobby, it's just funny.
Wollie just coming back into camera with all the kites is just
PRICELESS AND ADORABLE 💖💖💖
Woolie: I love Kite! *proceeds to fly an actual kite *
SuperEyepatchWolf: Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!? D8
Disregard wife, acquire kites
3 weeks from now, Woolie be dressed like Mr Rogers, building birdhouses and giving newspaper hats to kids in the neighbourhood.
The wholesome arc has begun.
For the first time in Super best history, Pat is the one left speechless and Woolie is the crazy one. Truly we have reached the zenith of the Super Best crazy arc.
Where's Eyepatch Wolf to bring up how cool Kite was in HxH?
Somehow didn’t happen for the entirety of Woolie’s Let’s Fight A Boss guest episode
The most wholesome episode ever
we're finally here, the highest point for woolie's arcs coming from the marvel arc
Pats reactions are the best part about this segment.
God that cold opening "I'm into kites now"
I want to make this an animation so bad, pats reactions are hilarious and when woolie started talking about fighter kites it was just gold, ima go put together some sketches cx
"So how was Iceland?"
"Right! I met this guy in Iceland who loves kites, and..."
I don't know which I love more. Wholesome activity Woolie, or laughing at unintentional racism Woolie
Did he just say “what I flew at the wedding” implying he went from no kite, to having a dedicated wedding kite, dam!!! that hitting the ground running like sonic with a new hobby lol
Woolie: Yeah, my wedding was nice or whatever, BUT YO THESE FUCKING KITES THO! THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE A WHALE AND IT'S THE HYPEST SHIT!
I never noticed just how much Pat fidgets compared to Woolie until I ran my cursor along the playback bar. Highly recommend it; it looks like he's doing a little dance!
Woolie unlocked a new level one super "I can fly twice as high"....
When woolie left and came back with more kites and just goes "so this ones a whale.." i lost my shit
The comedic timing
"I don't mean to judge"
Uh oh
"but I would have expected you to mention first you got married before I got into kites"
"so this one's a whale"
Okay yknow that's fair Pat, I am also judging him now.
4:50
Confirmation that Pat's ring has been integrated into his OCD
You love to see it
20:10 I love how Pat starts to look around as if he's thinking, "This can't be real... Am I being punked? Where are the cameras, come on!"
In which Woolie becomes a Silver Age supervillain.
Woolie showing off his kite has the same energy as that really big dog that was proud of the twig he found. This is adorable and i am so happy for him.
The joy this man has when he's bringing out his kites is the joy I aspire to share
"Go fly a kite."
Woolie: "Bet"
19:30 OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST. Woolie accidentally murders Pat Manslaughter charges pending
The Kite Wars starts NOW!!!!!!
the mic peaking at "so this ones a whale" combined with pat's utter bewilderment is so choice
The last time i went to the beach i flew my kite that's a dragon and it can flap its wings if you tug on it a bit. Kites are very fun
It does make sense Woolie like kites, it's got basic mechanics, it glides in style, it can be green.
I love how Pat can't comprehend joy
Get Into: Kiting (FOR GLORY)
I for one welcome Woolie’s eventual new kite channel. It’s good to see the man so hyped.
But also; Vergil and Dante with the boomer Monster energy, but it’s Woolie and Pat.
Someone please talk Woolie out of putting blades on kites before someone gets hurt.
the kite was within woolie all along. no longer will his heart be weighed down by gravity, now, it will s o a r.
the pure joy in Woolie's eyes man.. the glint.. the flash of light
I’m dying to see Woolie’s new channel with only kites and his new feelings of happiness and fulfillment.
I thought Pat was going to say that the end result of this new kite hobby would be Woolie coming in one day and saying "I have done it. I have unlocked the secrets. I have learned how to Airbend."
Also, I'm super salty that the entire podcast went by and Woolie didn't ask Pat about seagulls.
Parachuting is the ultimate kiting experience.
I wish I felt anything as positively as Woolie has discovered he feels about kiting. God bless, man.
How much damage would Pat have done to his finger if the ring wasn't there to tank that blow?
I love how wholesome this is.
This was such a wholesome segment. Go live your kiteman dreams Woolie!
"Sorry guys, no podcast this week - Woolie is lost at sea"
"So this one's a whale" so cuute lmaooo, you sound really excited, glad you're having a good time
And happy marriage! Big up woolz!
God, if only Woolie got into kiting in the mailbag days. the fans would be sending him kites non stop
Woolie explaining kiting like it’s the FGC is great
Who wouldve thought we'd make it all this way
You know, the return and start of this podcast reminded me of what I love about you guys. I love hearing people talk enthusiastically about things they enjoy! You fucking go Woolie! Welcome back!
Probably won't happen, but I would legitimately love to see a video of Woolie flying and being hype about kites. Also him getting into Fighter Kites.
I am so looking forward to the Madden Joestar Ireland revelations video 🥶
"Madden Castle you say laddie...? Ohh, that is a dark past, that one... lots of pain..." - Very trustworthy Irishman
*Camera pans to hilltop castle, dark clouds surrounding it, as a flash of lightning dashes across the sky*
PW: What should we name our first kid?
Woolie: Kite.
my step-dad had a titanium wedding ring and it fucking cracked in half when he dropped it on the floor
I am excited to hear about more kite adventures in the future.
Equal parts heartwarming and hilarious.
He wants to fly like an whale kite to the sea. Fly like a whale kite let his kite strings carry him
Please continue to have more kite content, this is entire segment killed me, I love it.