my asian eyes don’t open wider part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @bri_xu
    @bri_xu  2 года назад +23241

    if I was Anakin and Obi-Wan had the high ground, I would lose

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 года назад +165

      Yeah but if obi-wan could not look up when Anakin flips over him he would also lose

    • @P54G76
      @P54G76 2 года назад +1

      Yeah cus your Asian lol

    • @AdamIthink
      @AdamIthink 2 года назад

      I think you're Ki-Adi-Mundi.

    • @Itsyourboy_ray
      @Itsyourboy_ray 2 года назад +64

      this comment is legendary 😂😂😂

    • @nickblake8767
      @nickblake8767 2 года назад +26

      Just look up, like with your head.

  • @bri_xu
    @bri_xu  2 года назад +36121

    the best way to attack me is from above

  • @bri_xu
    @bri_xu  2 года назад +23937

    the best way to disable me would be to give me botox in my forehead

    • @dianitap
      @dianitap 2 года назад +423

      getting botox is shockingly uncomplicated.
      *gets facial paralyzed*

    • @boejiden8784
      @boejiden8784 2 года назад +41

      😂😂😂 your underrated bro

    • @NathyIsabella
      @NathyIsabella 2 года назад +14

      now we know

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 2 года назад +13

      Broooo taking this shit with stride, crazy admirable

    • @shifter1048
      @shifter1048 2 года назад +2

      Disabled sorry I’m confused

  • @purplecowsparkles
    @purplecowsparkles Год назад +12719

    THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS BC HE'S ASIAN 💀💀

    • @hiimluna2069
      @hiimluna2069 Год назад +484

      NAH IM ASIAN TOO ND THOUGHT IT WAS CUS IF THAT😭😭😭

    • @AsherLamin
      @AsherLamin Год назад +121

      I low-key thought It was because he's Asian

    • @mlgdigimon
      @mlgdigimon Год назад +81

      @@hiimluna2069literally pretty much only Asian get the condition though

    • @krihs_krihs
      @krihs_krihs Год назад +34

      I’m Asian too and I assumed that as well 😅😂

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Год назад +18

      Like… ive met white people with monolids, and also people with monolids still have eyelid muscles?

  • @Maniqui_yk
    @Maniqui_yk Год назад +21097

    This was very eye-opening

  • @YaBoiDoi
    @YaBoiDoi 2 года назад +41592

    Homeboy is going at himself in the comments💀💀💀

    • @1kaz1
      @1kaz1 2 года назад +609

      I do it too, I have only one insecurity and people usually make jokes about it when they meet me so I just make all the jokes about it immediately so they don't have anything to add lmao

    • @ROU_lex
      @ROU_lex Год назад +144

      ​@@1kaz1damn, thats a good tactic

    • @anthronox4992
      @anthronox4992 Год назад +108

      ​@@1kaz1A small price to pay for salvation

    • @Ivory-f5b
      @Ivory-f5b Год назад +37

      ​@@1kaz1 you ok?

    • @1kaz1
      @1kaz1 Год назад +27

      @@Ivory-f5b yeah I'm currently in a class in college where pretty much everyone is the same in that regard so I haven't had to do that

  • @D0R1T0S2o
    @D0R1T0S2o Год назад +7408

    Netflix should change it to "Can't look up"💀

    • @japleeny
      @japleeny Год назад +7

      😂

    • @Binary._.
      @Binary._. Год назад +5

      LATELY THERE HAVE BEEN NO REPLIES IN THE COMMENTS FOR SOME REASON?!? SHADOWBAN???

    • @mouli0235
      @mouli0235 Год назад

      Good one 😂

    • @he8535
      @he8535 Год назад

      Resting "I'd give a duck" face

  • @Bennedia
    @Bennedia Год назад +1563

    "LOOK UP THERE!"
    "IT'S SUPERMAN!"
    "ITS A BIRD!"
    "IT'S A PLANE!"
    "I CANT FUCKING SEE MY EYELIDS BLOCKING ME!"

    • @dyueu1
      @dyueu1 Год назад +1

      939 likes and no comments lemme fix that

    • @ICanSmellYourFear69
      @ICanSmellYourFear69 Год назад

      @@dyueu1you don’t contribute anything to this comment section and this shit ain’t even funny or “qwirky uwuwuwuwu”
      Get tf outta here loser

    • @bobreee-zc8ye
      @bobreee-zc8ye Год назад

      1k likes and 1 comments lemme fix that

  • @sova77
    @sova77 Год назад +624

    "emotional daaaamage" 😭😭

  • @SillyScav
    @SillyScav Год назад +4289

    "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
    "wait where are you?"

    • @lawe1rdo
      @lawe1rdo Год назад +53

      I AUDIBLY UGLY LAUGHED AT THIS 😭

    • @strayfreckles
      @strayfreckles Год назад +11

      lmAo this made my day akjd

    • @iainesivelafeonalanting668
      @iainesivelafeonalanting668 Год назад +8

      BAHAUAYAH

    • @MaxineDGT
      @MaxineDGT Год назад +6

      LMAOOO

    • @veona599
      @veona599 Год назад +4

      This is a really good comment but it's *copied from a comment by the channel* itself 10 months ago (scroll down to see it).

  • @loulicious5882
    @loulicious5882 2 года назад +8460

    "My eyelids don't move" behaves like vecna got him

    • @omokok1877
      @omokok1877 2 года назад +37

      Behaves 💀

    • @M_IS_TIRED
      @M_IS_TIRED 2 года назад +16

      Cringe comment

    • @spacewalk3046
      @spacewalk3046 2 года назад +18

      @@M_IS_TIRED no u

    • @EKTE64
      @EKTE64 2 года назад +7

      Killing an eldritch entity with your bare hands is shockingly uncomplicated

    • @marnarnoxmarnarnox1238
      @marnarnoxmarnarnox1238 2 года назад +7

      @@spacewalk3046 even cringier reply

  • @Zynderella1
    @Zynderella1 2 года назад +5145

    I believe you. I am a nurse. It truly is a medical condition.

    • @aeaeae4583
      @aeaeae4583 2 года назад +96

      We didn't needed ur approval

    • @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch
      @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch 2 года назад +151

      it is truly one of the medical conditions of All Time

    • @thatasiangirl0_039
      @thatasiangirl0_039 2 года назад +359

      @@aeaeae4583 we didn't need your opinion

    • @aeaeae4583
      @aeaeae4583 2 года назад +29

      @@thatasiangirl0_039 we didn't need yours either

    • @sourcewatcher232
      @sourcewatcher232 2 года назад +234

      @@aeaeae4583 oh i can confirm we needed their opinion instead of yours

  • @abimariposa2842
    @abimariposa2842 Год назад +295

    "this is not because im Asian" bro looked so done 😂

  • @icytherebelprincess
    @icytherebelprincess Год назад +91

    "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION" with a blank face was hilarious 😂

  • @livsIIl
    @livsIIl 2 года назад +3026

    The way the lady in the background teleported is giving me the shivers

  • @wingspan_g
    @wingspan_g Год назад +1849

    he got the extra Asian DLC update

    • @str2010
      @str2010 Год назад +48

      God: "we call that: The Bsian!"

    • @mr.quilava2062
      @mr.quilava2062 Год назад +29

      ​@@str2010As an Asian myself, I can't wait for the Csian update!

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 Год назад +7

      I thought it's a bug 🪲

    • @tiger_626
      @tiger_626 Год назад +1

      ​@@twitzmixx8374 😂😂😂

    • @neevee_gd
      @neevee_gd Год назад +2

      as an asian I... idk what to say

  • @gabelster3729
    @gabelster3729 Год назад +305

    “This is NOT because I’m ASIAN. I have A CONDITION” had me rolling 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @parmaunited
    @parmaunited Год назад +21

    "Opening your eyes is shockingly uncomplicated."

  • @monochromeink.
    @monochromeink. Год назад +96

    dude is only allowed to look down on us

  • @OriginalPoeticWolves
    @OriginalPoeticWolves Год назад +384

    Bro , the random lady that showed up in the background towards the end scared the bejesus outa me 💀

  • @salamakaire2335
    @salamakaire2335 2 года назад +1093

    spiderman could be watching over him and he'll never know

    • @MainGoldDragon
      @MainGoldDragon 2 года назад +25

      holy shit. now every stealth section in any game ever makes sense!

    • @scrappy4170
      @scrappy4170 Год назад +4

      there's someone behind him

  • @AULOcanugo
    @AULOcanugo 2 года назад +507

    You create my favorite shorts

    • @ayoutubeuser5713
      @ayoutubeuser5713 Год назад +2

      you are too far up in the comments, he almost couldnt see you😢truly tragic...

  • @wilburaah
    @wilburaah Год назад +16

    This was an eye-opening video. Thank you.

  • @NotKiwiyee
    @NotKiwiyee Год назад +24

    That 💫EmOtIOnAl DæMaGe💫 was everything 😂

  • @awesome_aye
    @awesome_aye Год назад +281

    Bro is roasting himself in the comments 💀

  • @m.e.a.n.y
    @m.e.a.n.y Год назад +3792

    "and my eyelids dONT *MOOOOVE* 🐄"
    "i have a medicAL *CONDITION* "
    He's grappling with the urge to slap us all 🤣

  • @Arts-is-my-thing
    @Arts-is-my-thing 2 года назад +471

    Emotional damage got me for a sec😂

  • @Patriot2609
    @Patriot2609 Год назад +193

    "Opening your eyes wider is shockingly uncomplicated" 💀

  • @Delicate_Disaster
    @Delicate_Disaster Год назад +26

    I can't tell of that "emotional damage" was an audio clip, or he's just really good at changing his voice to match because that sounded identical to the original.

  • @YjjGh
    @YjjGh 8 месяцев назад

    Those eyes are so beautiful ❤

  • @most_sane_piano_enthusiast
    @most_sane_piano_enthusiast Год назад +256

    bro is herobrine

    • @DUDU-vp2yv
      @DUDU-vp2yv Год назад +5

      Lmao 😭💀

    • @DonnieTheGuy
      @DonnieTheGuy Год назад +10

      ​@spygrg25hirobrine

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 Год назад +8

      ​@@DonnieTheGuy he survived the hiroshima nuclear attack and became hirobrine due to all the radiation

  • @Gooselovessoup
    @Gooselovessoup 2 года назад +160

    I have ptosis too! Except its only in one of my eyes so I get made fun of a LOT. I feel you man

    • @wew444
      @wew444 Год назад +9

      Me too! I didnt even realise it was a thing bc i hadnt seen anyone else with it then i searched it up and found it was a thing 🗿

    • @Gooselovessoup
      @Gooselovessoup Год назад +6

      @@wew444 NO LATERALLY ME TOO!!! I THOUGHT I WAS JUST BORN WEIRD! AND THEN I REALIZED ITS S THING!!

    • @DustyGotBusted
      @DustyGotBusted Год назад +1

      @@Gooselovessoupwow that’s crazy. I thought this guy was just doing it to look like the Asian stereotype

    • @Gooselovessoup
      @Gooselovessoup Год назад +7

      @@DustyGotBusted wym “doing it” its a real medical condition and you can’t just “do it” to look Asian.. you’re literally born with it..

    • @DustyGotBusted
      @DustyGotBusted Год назад +1

      @@Gooselovessoup as in squinting. As I look closer I see it look more natural. I just didn’t really pay much attention to it other than that.

  • @juanpeterocampo4905
    @juanpeterocampo4905 Год назад +60

    the lady appearing at the second half of the vid had me dying

  • @ItalianCountryball11
    @ItalianCountryball11 Год назад +7

    That emotional damage was perfect. 😂

  • @xraystudios3693
    @xraystudios3693 Год назад +10

    Bro mastered the Asian parent look of disappointment 💀

  • @gimmiekiwi
    @gimmiekiwi Год назад +15

    Okay I personally think you'd *ROCK* eyeliner!

  • @Kynserims
    @Kynserims 2 года назад +197

    Why tf is everyone using him as their punching bag 💀

    • @hannalieu4654
      @hannalieu4654 Год назад +21

      He's even beating him up himself 💀😊

    • @hannalieu4654
      @hannalieu4654 Год назад +6

      NO EAIT I DIDNT MEAN TO TYPE THE SECOND EMOJI

    • @ANIMEJESUS8
      @ANIMEJESUS8 Год назад

      ​@@hannalieu4654liar 😂

  • @acy2668
    @acy2668 Год назад +242

    I swear every asian can do that voice

    • @eo0-g9j
      @eo0-g9j Год назад

      Not every asian is fucking chinese or korean

    • @gusbunger6494
      @gusbunger6494 Год назад +11

      It's like a primal instinct

    • @errorschnansch1892
      @errorschnansch1892 Год назад +3

      As a white guy I can do that voice lol

    • @squirrelsinmykoolaid
      @squirrelsinmykoolaid Год назад +11

      ​@@errorschnansch1892don't.

    • @ShokyoLeaf
      @ShokyoLeaf Год назад

      @@squirrelsinmykoolaidwell im a white guy and my dad is an asian guy, im 25% filipino (or so) so ha im asian enough to do it

  • @Alibadbad
    @Alibadbad 11 месяцев назад +3

    He looks up, but became a horror movie 😂😂😂

  • @WertyTT4
    @WertyTT4 Год назад +3

    If this dude was a boss fight, the tip on the loading screen would be: “the best way to attack is from above”

  • @pureprotein55
    @pureprotein55 Год назад +31

    You got that additional Asian content

  • @ThePinkRubber
    @ThePinkRubber Год назад +45

    The way she just stands there at the end gave me heart attack

  • @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch
    @infinitespinalsurgeryglitch 2 года назад +16

    i love how brian just always leaves multiple comments in his videos and all of them have jokes lol

  • @musicandhappinessbyjo795
    @musicandhappinessbyjo795 Год назад +8

    His face has more geometry than my maths text.

  • @rebeccavinci8175
    @rebeccavinci8175 Год назад +2

    GOD THE GIRL BEHIND AT THE END SCARED THE SOUL OUT OF ME 💀

  • @peypeynir3174
    @peypeynir3174 Год назад +77

    "it's not because I am Asian"💀💀💀

  • @MithrilDragon2
    @MithrilDragon2 2 года назад +50

    Netflix has a tendency to make offensive shows

  • @edwinordonezduran1712
    @edwinordonezduran1712 2 года назад +22

    I thought he was gonna jumpscare me

    • @lauu1111
      @lauu1111 Год назад

      The lady in the background for sure did

  • @catpawz01
    @catpawz01 Год назад +1

    The girl in the background at the end is priceless LOLLL

  • @Lamont-Cranston
    @Lamont-Cranston Год назад

    Never knew such a thing existed. Always learning something new - thanks.

  • @MainGoldDragon
    @MainGoldDragon 2 года назад +32

    i'm sorry for your condition, but that is my exact expression 24/7 and no I don't actually have that condition

  • @smiling_096
    @smiling_096 Год назад +26

    The background is always more interesting than the video 😂

  • @Dustin_Platt
    @Dustin_Platt 2 года назад +17

    You look young, this really doesn't happen until later in life.
    I've owned an Optometrist Practice for a little over 16 years and you should get a consultation with an Ophthalmologist if you haven't already.
    Untreated Ptosis can cause your vision to worsen over time. You can develop amblyopia (lazy eye) or increased astigmatism over the years.
    Doctors usually treat with botox but they can also try and treat the levator muscle which is the muscle/tendon that lifts the eyelid.
    All jokes aside, get a consultation. Obviously you know you have it, hopefully because you saw a doctor but they can prevent further damage with a lot of techniques.

    • @brendanlee4444
      @brendanlee4444 Год назад

      So the surgery I had at the age of 5, 8 and 21 was a medical marvel then hey?

  • @hellowhatuneed
    @hellowhatuneed Год назад

    I love this channel😂😂😂💀💀💀👁👄👁

  • @DinoBilz
    @DinoBilz Год назад

    Nah, he just chill like that

  • @tomorrow.
    @tomorrow. 2 года назад +16

    Ahhh don't listen to these senseless ppl. They just want something to point at, you don't have to prove it to them.

    • @nathan_4
      @nathan_4 Год назад

      Wtf😮

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 Год назад

      Nah he roasting himself too lmao i think he likes to be roasted and see how creative people would be at roasting

  • @justristan
    @justristan Год назад +8

    man just had the normal person sitting in the background thinking about their life choices

  • @Roy93253
    @Roy93253 Год назад +4

    Your words truly opened my eyes, can't say the same thing for you bro

  • @matildakristensen541
    @matildakristensen541 Год назад

    Stop the Steven He impression at the end almost killed me 😭

  • @iyaadrizvi3007
    @iyaadrizvi3007 Год назад +1

    Asian mom in the background finna give an eye-opening experience to all of us 💀

  • @Fogg1est
    @Fogg1est Год назад +11

    Him: "Y'all still don't believe that I can't open my eyes"
    Comments: yes, yes we do

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 Год назад +14

    After he mentions the movie a paranormal sightening appears behind him.

  • @jennyhart6057
    @jennyhart6057 Год назад +7

    Only people without medical knowledge would presume that it’s your Asian eyes. You are amazing in every way so don’t let those get in your way! 😊It’s great to post this so people all around can be aware before they make their assumption!

  • @sitizarinazainulabedin1659
    @sitizarinazainulabedin1659 Год назад

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE got me on the floor😂

  • @aitijhyadas8616
    @aitijhyadas8616 Год назад

    "EmOTioNaL dAmAGe" killed it 😂

  • @gunjan_sati
    @gunjan_sati Год назад +3

    Emotional damage sounds so good from an asian 😅

  • @pexches
    @pexches Год назад +8

    the amount of racism in this comment section 💀

    • @spacewalk3046
      @spacewalk3046 Год назад +2

      and amount of kids saying ''cringe''

  • @TheFoxX4
    @TheFoxX4 Год назад +308

    Avarage asian problems be like:

    • @Blazeblaze4810
      @Blazeblaze4810 Год назад +5

      Dude he said he's not asian stop

    • @xmason8562
      @xmason8562 Год назад +90

      ​@@Blazeblaze4810 he said it's not because he's asian, he is asian but he has a medical thing

    • @Blazeblaze4810
      @Blazeblaze4810 Год назад +1

      ​@@xmason8562oh

    • @idontwannatypeaname
      @idontwannatypeaname Год назад +13

      ​@@Blazeblaze4810 what is he? black??

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy Год назад

      ​@@idontwannatypeanamelot of asians are black

  • @k1ll_j0y
    @k1ll_j0y Год назад

    love the woman jumpscare all a of sudden when he talked about don’t look up

  • @Maniqui_yk
    @Maniqui_yk Год назад +1

    Your my inspiration i always *look up to you*
    🥰

  • @DeemIsTaken
    @DeemIsTaken Год назад +4

    Professional asian:

  • @samir7510
    @samir7510 2 года назад +6

    Him: Mom where's the TV remote?!
    Mom: just open your eyes it's right here!! *realizes*

  • @ashutoshpachhera5992
    @ashutoshpachhera5992 Год назад +11

    His smile would look hella evil😂.

  • @raniasaad4210
    @raniasaad4210 Год назад +2

    I like you already, never seen of your videos before today

  • @abcron3788
    @abcron3788 Год назад

    An iconic look for sure

  • @YG21.03
    @YG21.03 Год назад +4

    I really look up to you for telling us this😊

  • @iggyperish2561
    @iggyperish2561 Год назад +7

    Emotional damage

  • @arirossiter889
    @arirossiter889 Год назад +7

    I have that too
    Less severe
    But it's still annoying as hell
    "cAn YoU eVeN sEe???"
    YES STFU

  • @OhGPlays
    @OhGPlays Год назад +1

    Bro has to look up like Michael Keaton in a Batman suit

  • @jigglypuff_foryoutube1700
    @jigglypuff_foryoutube1700 Год назад

    The emotional damage impression was so good😅

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 Год назад +8

    It's okay, guys. He's just a gamer. We all know that gamers never look up.

  • @Fran-fe9uu
    @Fran-fe9uu Год назад +5

    Don't look up or drive plz 😭 coming to Netflix this fall.

  • @okasure
    @okasure Год назад +8

    Im just thinking of minecraft steve whenever I look at him

  • @metabricks4716
    @metabricks4716 10 месяцев назад

    Bro i feel you i have the same thing and people tell me "open your eyes"

  • @fab.bergasted
    @fab.bergasted 9 месяцев назад

    That emotional damage got me..😅😅😅

  • @zacharyjoestar6968
    @zacharyjoestar6968 Год назад +6

    When bro tries to look up it says not high enough level

  • @adagames5861
    @adagames5861 Год назад +3

    Bro's asian pro max

  • @augustine6683
    @augustine6683 Год назад +75

    God really decided to make him “Asian++” 💀💀💀

  • @misaoayakarox
    @misaoayakarox Год назад +2

    All jokes aside. I think ur eye shapes is very appealing:)

  • @XCeroLoboX
    @XCeroLoboX Год назад

    He always looks done with everything

  • @jh2008sh
    @jh2008sh Год назад +7

    Omg. People believe in facts without searching them up first but they don’t believe in people who says that they have a medical condition?! Smh😭

  • @jaredsmith4919
    @jaredsmith4919 2 года назад +13

    In highschool someone said to me, "How do you blind an Asian?" I said, "Jokes on you, I'm already blind." The answer though was dental floss.

    • @TengenHasAFavoriteWife
      @TengenHasAFavoriteWife 2 года назад

      One time, I punched this round kid Sebby in the arm in 3rd grade. I was joking but it hurt him a lot.
      Fast forward to 9th grade in history class talking about the slave war between the North and South with Abe Lincoln.
      Sebby sits in front of me, he turns around, and says if I got kidnapped he would use dental floss.
      It hurt, but I guess he was joking. Idk how dental floss and slavery go together but hey, he waited a couple years for this

    • @jessicamissouri6656
      @jessicamissouri6656 2 года назад

      Ok I'm sorry but I don't get it, wtf am I missing

    • @jessicamissouri6656
      @jessicamissouri6656 2 года назад

      NVM IM STUPID

    • @underscoredotpng
      @underscoredotpng Год назад

      ​@@jessicamissouri6656what

  • @zecopyninjayt9266
    @zecopyninjayt9266 Год назад +4

    How about the movie "Don't Breathe"?
    Is it supposed to be illegal in Beijing China?
    Get it? Bcoz it's Polluted like Af 💀
    (no hate btw it's just a joke)

  • @hiyly8551
    @hiyly8551 Год назад

    The emotional damage in Chinese accent got me lol

  • @Repudiate
    @Repudiate Год назад

    He would be a perfect guard in a stealth game.

  • @updownleftrightasdw8423
    @updownleftrightasdw8423 Год назад +4

    Thats crazy. Ppl really made a medical name for having a 5head.

  • @runningdebate2670
    @runningdebate2670 2 года назад +4

    I got scared for you when I saw her standing behind you.

  • @shaggy5052
    @shaggy5052 Год назад +4

    Bro can check on his brain

  • @U_faker
    @U_faker Год назад +1

    "IT is NOT🚫 Because I'm ASIAN!👺" got me

  • @agape-704
    @agape-704 Год назад +5

    Opening your eyes is surprisingly uncomplicated