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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @sulijoo
    @sulijoo Месяц назад +80

    When you put RED and ONE together it spells REDONE, which perfectly sums up modern Hollywood.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Месяц назад +2

      Pretty much. Hollywood has run outta ideas. How do you spend $200 million on this.

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers Месяц назад +33

    6:35 So it's basically a $200 million budget direct to VHS movie.

  • @RoverIAC
    @RoverIAC Месяц назад +34

    South Park did it... Red Sleigh Down- season 6 episode 17 aired Dec 11 2002.

    • @RyuShinkuuHadoken
      @RyuShinkuuHadoken Месяц назад +1

      I remember that one, I think Santa was captured in Irak or something like that.😂😂😂

  • @smallcd
    @smallcd Месяц назад +43

    When I saw that Red One was written by Hiram Garcia (Dwayne Johnson's ex-Brother in Law), I was like, "Nope."

  • @haplo_
    @haplo_ Месяц назад +29

    I don’t even want to sail the high seas for this one. And phuck Chris Evans for not having a backbone and handing the shield over to Black Falcon.

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers Месяц назад +13

    2:10 "Wesley Kimmel is the nephew of Jimmy Kimmel. Wesley is the son of writer and director Jonathan Kimmel. Wesley appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! with Reese Witherspoon to discuss their movie Your Place or Mine"

  • @Clueless_Morgan
    @Clueless_Morgan Месяц назад +34

    If Tim Allen ain't Santa... I ain't watching

  • @basedr1ver
    @basedr1ver Месяц назад +9

    Santa Claus the Movie exists... Therefore we don't need Red One 😂

  • @JohnMack-f3f
    @JohnMack-f3f Месяц назад +22

    4:21 the villain is a witch. That’s modern Hollywood.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Месяц назад +2

      If the villain isn’t a witch, the antihero or hero(ine) is a witch. Sometimes both are witches.

    • @lorentaylor9189
      @lorentaylor9189 Месяц назад

      Partly - modern Hollywood requires that the witch be a lesbian as well (see Acolyte and Agatha All Along), but yes...

  • @darksidemachining
    @darksidemachining Месяц назад +59

    Good video. Can’t stand Evans and the rest of those Marvel clowns who had that ridiculous cringe zoom call in favor of Harris. Will not be wasting time and money on this movie.

    • @thepoeticbutcher3370
      @thepoeticbutcher3370 Месяц назад +11

      …..The Rock is also a Sell-Out..

    • @DoomBowser64
      @DoomBowser64 Месяц назад +3

      This

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Месяц назад +4

      Total cringe. That's why we must cancel all these elites and never support their movies.

    • @paulianhodgson
      @paulianhodgson Месяц назад +2

      I have the same sentiment.

    • @BucketOfMarbles
      @BucketOfMarbles Месяц назад +2

      Seriously. Looking at any of them feels like biting tin foil with a filling.

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR Месяц назад +4

    The fact that they're incapable of making a decent Christmas film now is really just another symptom of how soulless Hollywood has become.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck Месяц назад +12

    Every trailer for this reminds me of The Night the Reindeer Died - the fake Christmas movie trailer starring Lee Majors from Scrooged.

    • @gokhanersan8561
      @gokhanersan8561 Месяц назад +3

      That was a cool trailer. Richard Donner’s work.

    • @GUNMETALGUYUSA
      @GUNMETALGUYUSA Месяц назад +2

      I absolutely dig that trailer... nostalgic treasure. Lee Majors is Da Man.

  • @markthomas9769
    @markthomas9769 Месяц назад +16

    Another Hollywood movie with a witch,
    so I guess everyone got the memo.

  • @willie_the_monkey_king
    @willie_the_monkey_king Месяц назад +7

    I saw Red One last night. It was ok, but it looked too expensive. I found myself thinking, “that could be cut.” “That could be done more simply.”

  • @Omar-wq9dz
    @Omar-wq9dz Месяц назад +21

    The last good Christmas movie we had was Klaus back in 2019, and JK Simmons voiced Santa in that

    • @sorenpx
      @sorenpx Месяц назад

      I enjoyed 8-Bit Christmas (2021).

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 Месяц назад +3

      Don't forget Violent Night

    • @marigoann2755
      @marigoann2755 Месяц назад +4

      Klaus and Violent Night, which didn't push Santa out of the story and seemed to have a cast that enjoyed their roles.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Месяц назад +1

      Classics. Simmons is a legend and deserve better material than this.

    • @tonyp7839
      @tonyp7839 Месяц назад +1

      And Fatman with Mel Gibson!

  • @kaosthecosmicreviewer1055
    @kaosthecosmicreviewer1055 Месяц назад +5

    J Jonah Jameson only became Santa clause just to find out exactly who that wall crawling menace truly is.

  • @luckypaddy5583
    @luckypaddy5583 Месяц назад +8

    I enjoyed it. Not a masterpiece, but I found it entertaining.

  • @ozrocker
    @ozrocker Месяц назад +4

    If you told me this was a Netflix movie, I wouldn't have remembered it wasn't. It just has that streaming service movie vibe.

    • @anthonyml7
      @anthonyml7 Месяц назад +1

      Bingo, seems like a direct to stream type flick

  • @SailorGreen
    @SailorGreen Месяц назад +2

    I'm ready to bet that Chris Evans' character being a loser was 100% The Rock's idea.

  • @karannegi7199
    @karannegi7199 Месяц назад +2

    Can't wait for the Snyder Cut of RED ONE. Going to be epic! Long live cinema!

  • @TheAstrojoe62
    @TheAstrojoe62 Месяц назад +2

    This junk gets a wide release but Eastwoods last film gets dumped on streaming. Hollywood is so lost in the dark.

  • @Doughboy1027
    @Doughboy1027 Месяц назад +6

    Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ... Again.

  • @moniqrupley6019
    @moniqrupley6019 Месяц назад +2

    I am going to be watching Eight Crazy Nights and Hebrew Hammer. Will probably watch Die Hard, The Ref and a Christmas Story because it is on 24 hrs Christmas day. While I do the first night of Haunnaka cooking.

  • @mperlatti
    @mperlatti Месяц назад +3

    I saw it yesterday… It was ok… Not Charlie Brown Christmas or Diehard great but it was fine…
    I’ll tell you who i think stole the show was Krampus!! Santas brother… He had a better sleigh than Santas too!!

  • @JumpingJack6
    @JumpingJack6 Месяц назад +11

    Hollywood has lost all its storytelling skill.

  • @thelonegunmanRJM
    @thelonegunmanRJM Месяц назад +3

    ugh… it has one of those movie posters where the actors aren’t aligned with their names…

  • @briandain8432
    @briandain8432 Месяц назад +14

    Did y'all see the Gun carrying Mel Gibson Santa? Walton Goggins hired to kill Santa... Can't remember the name, but it seems like a masterpiece compared to this.

    • @jezebelrose6897
      @jezebelrose6897 Месяц назад +1

      Fatman (2020)?

    • @tonyp7839
      @tonyp7839 Месяц назад

      Yes, Fatman. Excellent but definitely NOT family friendly!!

    • @LadyDonegan
      @LadyDonegan Месяц назад

      The fat man

    • @terryg9250
      @terryg9250 Месяц назад +2

      It was "Fatman".

    • @briandain8432
      @briandain8432 Месяц назад

      @terryg9250 That's also the Name of a funny Gray Cat that I had who had a preference for dogs over his own kind.

  • @CmdrSoCal
    @CmdrSoCal Месяц назад +2

    Reminds me to watch Scrooged.

  • @shinn7303
    @shinn7303 Месяц назад +4

    Red one and the cast is Blue one

  • @tonyp7839
    @tonyp7839 Месяц назад +3

    I love the whining comments, "But guys, it's really good and you're wrong!" Obviously studio shills/simps.

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 Месяц назад +4

    That movie shows perfectly that The Rock will never be in the same league like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone. Both of them have a big legacy as Actions Stars. The Rocks movies are all mediocre or dogsh*t.

  • @emptyshogun
    @emptyshogun Месяц назад +2

    It was a fun idea, but my god why is there so much CGI?! And the movie doesn't end, it just keeps going and going, what happened to fun simple 1hr 30mins movies? Why does such a simple premise get stretched out to 2hrs?

  • @TheGreekdelight
    @TheGreekdelight Месяц назад +1

    I freaking love you guys ❤ you are the best !

  • @briandain8432
    @briandain8432 Месяц назад +4

    Just finished a new Starship for Cara Dune, the Only Good thing out of Diznee SterWerz, so her adventures Live on with Gina Fans now.

  • @spiktan
    @spiktan Месяц назад +2

    Sounds like the perfect streaming movie to me

  • @ThatGuy-cb3yv
    @ThatGuy-cb3yv Месяц назад +9

    Who is this movie made for? Not for kids and not for adults, i guess teenagers? It looks dumb, the vibe is its a marvel movie wannabe. Im actually suprised Santa isnt a black teenage lesbian.

  • @anthonyrobertson4272
    @anthonyrobertson4272 Месяц назад +3

    J.K Simmons, Dwayne Johnson, Kiernan Shipka, sounds like a movie worth seeing for the cast. Even if it's bad I think it's sure to be entertaining. Shipka by the way is perhaps more recognized for her role as the titular character in Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 Месяц назад +1

    Can the studio be sued for false advertising? It’s being marketed as a family holiday comedy ala Elf or something like that.

  • @paulianhodgson
    @paulianhodgson Месяц назад

    Reminds me of the Weird Al song “the night Santa went crazy” 😂

  • @falguard
    @falguard Месяц назад +2

    This feels like a parody movie featured in a far better Christmas movie from the 1980s or 1990s.

  • @federicomanueldavila9853
    @federicomanueldavila9853 Месяц назад +1

    Brown one

  • @LibraAllWoman
    @LibraAllWoman Месяц назад

    Chris,
    Plain donuts are my favorite, too! 🙂👍

  • @brabdockable
    @brabdockable 9 дней назад

    Red One was great. It's fun, has heart and gives us some neat fantasy lore.

  • @keyman6689
    @keyman6689 Месяц назад +2

    If this movie thinks it's dead serious, they missed the mark. They should play into the ridiculousness of it and have fun with it. And a witch? Come on. The only Christmas movie with a witch should be The Nightmare Before Christmas.

    • @ChristianLegoFan1
      @ChristianLegoFan1 Месяц назад

      To be fair Gryla is connected to Christmas thanks to the people of Iceland. So it's not like they just threw in a random witch

  • @remuslazar2033
    @remuslazar2033 Месяц назад +1

    When is Red Two coming out?

  • @TheMonolith237
    @TheMonolith237 Месяц назад +3

    Gryla?
    Gryla of the woods?
    Is it a charcoal Gryla or a propane Gryla?

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Месяц назад +2

    Just remake Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Provide a $2 million budget and try for a cameo from Pia Zadora who was in the original as a child.
    Oh, BLOODY HECK! IMDb shows a version due in 2026! I can’t even crack a joke without being anticipated!

  • @christophertaylor9100
    @christophertaylor9100 Месяц назад +1

    I give them a little credit for trying something new, a zany action Christmas movie

  • @DavidBlake-lc6jd
    @DavidBlake-lc6jd Месяц назад +2

    The Rocks crack at Arnolds far superior Jingle All The Way. The problem is the budget and a pieced together script of action scenes but ended by a Hallmark The Dad Who Saved Christmas special. Sad waste of money and talent on a ill conceived premise and plot.

  • @MeïïsterP
    @MeïïsterP Месяц назад

    Christmas movies should be released until week of thanksgiving and black friday, they should just rerelease A Christmas Story with that more recently made prequel

  • @thetetrarchofapathy9728
    @thetetrarchofapathy9728 Месяц назад

    Any reviews coming for The Best Christmas Pageant Ever?

  • @boedmonds5514
    @boedmonds5514 Месяц назад +3

    I'm passing on this movie!

  • @carljacobs1260
    @carljacobs1260 Месяц назад

    When I hear "Red One" I think of the 1st Infantry Division.

  • @AlleyKatPr0
    @AlleyKatPr0 Месяц назад +5

    Hey everyone, I just wanted to share the very first time of me eating in and out...

  • @howardosden3112
    @howardosden3112 Месяц назад +1

    The Rock makes it a non-starter for me. He "may" be coming back to his senses, but I'm not convinced yet.

  • @RonHallKungFuBro
    @RonHallKungFuBro 27 дней назад

    VAMPIRE ASSASSIN LIVES!!!

  • @finchharper4647
    @finchharper4647 Месяц назад

    I will watch on streaming, maybe.chrsitmas🎅🎅

  • @Mr_1Ballwhale
    @Mr_1Ballwhale Месяц назад

    I enjoyed it I saw it yesterday

  • @JohnMack-f3f
    @JohnMack-f3f Месяц назад +1

    I can’t think of one thing about this movie that interests me. I basically skipped Dwayne’s entire career.

  • @coyoteone6197
    @coyoteone6197 Месяц назад

    Hey, do you guys think the action was played deadly serious? 😂

  • @micco6020
    @micco6020 Месяц назад +1

    What's with all the witches

  • @dagazrune6453
    @dagazrune6453 Месяц назад +1

    Look, this film looks like a fun, mindless romp for the family to enjoy. While i agree that Red One won't be a classic, it does seem to be a fun "non-woke" safe film to take the family to. If the economy wasn't in the trash, my family would've gone out to specifically watch this film.

  • @ChadAV69
    @ChadAV69 Месяц назад +1

    I just saw this and it is pretty bad but it isn’t as bad as all the reviews online are making it seem. It’s like one of those prime time Netflix movies that’s kind of decent because it’s on Netflix.

  • @RMartian76
    @RMartian76 Месяц назад +2

    The very concept of the movie sounds boring to me. Watching you both talk about it ... fun.

  • @LadyDonegan
    @LadyDonegan Месяц назад

    They tried to make a movie like violent night and it didn’t work because it’s already been made

  • @williamlarochelle3160
    @williamlarochelle3160 Месяц назад

    What did you think of Fat Man ?

  • @anthonyml7
    @anthonyml7 Месяц назад +1

    Red One seems about right for the name there b/c it's def. gona be in the red with such a low opening debut and a 2M+ budget, Ouch. I also feel this movie was barely promoted AT ALL I saw a trailer for it while I was watching Beetlejuice Beetlejuice then never saw it promoted again.

  • @tomhahnl1927
    @tomhahnl1927 Месяц назад

    It's a streaming-movie, not meant for the theater.

  • @MichaelPatrickPorkins
    @MichaelPatrickPorkins Месяц назад +1

    "Men In Black" + "Polar Express" + "Ant Man" but so much less than the sum of its parts. Chris Evans was miscast, as was J.K. Simmons as "TRT Santa".

  • @PeterPunkBCN
    @PeterPunkBCN Месяц назад

    Sorry guys, so now… per the film, Santa Claus is From the USA or love’s in USA and speeks English?
    Can you explain please?

    • @sunraider0_0
      @sunraider0_0 Месяц назад +2

      @@PeterPunkBCN Santa Claus (as in the guy in the red suit) was created by Cocoa Cola in the 1920s. In Europe it's St Nicholas who wears green and brown 😁

    • @sharkinator7819
      @sharkinator7819 Месяц назад

      Because it’s the American version. Other countries do it differently

  • @christophercatiller2422
    @christophercatiller2422 Месяц назад +1

    First time I saw the trailer and got to the scene JK Simmons is lifting weights, it was a super nope for me.

  • @alx42013
    @alx42013 Месяц назад +2

    Stupid Xmas, MIB/ RIPD... RIP off....

  • @LoneWolf-gz9mr
    @LoneWolf-gz9mr 17 дней назад

    Didn't Eureka already DO the whole "snowman ninjas"?? It was a PARODY... But it showed up here ('nuff said).... It's not a good movie.... BUT over pizza and (quite a few) beers?

  • @georgeenglish1137
    @georgeenglish1137 Месяц назад +1

    just watched it. Most fun i've had at the movie theatre in years. i'm going again next weekend!

  • @ronwilliams9985
    @ronwilliams9985 Месяц назад +2

    Wesley Kimmel is in fact the Nephew of Jimmy Kimmel. Nepo baby. No surprise.

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 Месяц назад

    Sounds like they should have played into the absurdity of the premise. Playing it straight/serious probably wasn't the way to go.

  • @pcliftonjr
    @pcliftonjr Месяц назад

    I'm not even thinking about Christmas! This should be a December movie. That alone is enough for me to pass.

  • @sharkinator7819
    @sharkinator7819 Месяц назад

    I’d rather watch my favorite Christmas movie, Lethal Weapon (1987)

  • @Cajunchild-dc2ng
    @Cajunchild-dc2ng Месяц назад

    When a kid calls it meh you know it’s bad.

  • @TheSushiandme
    @TheSushiandme Месяц назад +1

    any movie with The Rock is bad

  • @lorentaylor9189
    @lorentaylor9189 Месяц назад

    Sounds like JK Simmons should have passed on this one or at least fire his agent.

  • @MMDelta9
    @MMDelta9 Месяц назад

    Wasn’t this movie a South Park episode?

  • @hkaayaakuu
    @hkaayaakuu Месяц назад

    JK is one crazy fella for his age

  • @webshootah777
    @webshootah777 Месяц назад +1

    Idk why I feel like they wanted Ryan Reynolds but he doesn't like rock

    • @skobiekilla
      @skobiekilla Месяц назад +1

      That's a common occurrence for all who work with him it seems.

  • @thelonegunmanRJM
    @thelonegunmanRJM Месяц назад

    Dwayne Johnson keeps embarrassing himself with all of his films lately… when are we going to get The Rundown sequel?

  • @avengemybreath3084
    @avengemybreath3084 Месяц назад

    Can you guys highlight more non-Hollywood options? Many of us are zero-dollar boycotting Hollywood. And their movies are now reliably terrible anyway.

  • @UndeadNerdT800
    @UndeadNerdT800 Месяц назад +1

    IDGAF what anyone says
    I loved it.

    • @poohb89
      @poohb89 Месяц назад

      @@UndeadNerdT800 I agree. It was a fun watch. Entertaining to me.

  • @brandenmccarney5065
    @brandenmccarney5065 Месяц назад

    Holy crap. I just realized I watched this review already. Lol that's how bad this movie is. How can this be a terrible movie yet Chris was not bored?

  • @dansullivan8968
    @dansullivan8968 Месяц назад

    Hollywood broken beyond repair, it's not even Thanksgiving and this is an action movie, sad, just sad.

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370
    @thepoeticbutcher3370 Месяц назад +2

    Cancel The Rock…
    Cancel Jack Black…
    (As a Child I loved both)

  • @MassillonObie
    @MassillonObie Месяц назад

    I watch almost all of your videos. You will be wrong about the movie bombing, though. This movie will make money. The movie was fine. The stars of the movie will draw enough people. If the movie loses money, it is more of a commentary on the death of movie theaters than it is the quality of this movie.

  • @y_b_nvs1079
    @y_b_nvs1079 Месяц назад +2

    You guys missed the mark on this one. It was a VERY fun movie, kids love it, my theater was packed and I went to a 2pm matinee. I think this won't perform because Wicked and Gladiator 2 are out next weekend

  • @invariant47
    @invariant47 Месяц назад +1

    captain crap: the winter cringe

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Месяц назад

    I found this movie beyond empty. I felt nothing watching this. I don’t get what they were going for.

  • @spagzs
    @spagzs Месяц назад

    I don’t care how serious the actions scenes are…anything that this movie does is undercut buy the stupid premise

  • @MrSuckeragi
    @MrSuckeragi Месяц назад +1

    Die Hard did it right and better

  • @cornbredx
    @cornbredx Месяц назад +1

    I hate this movie and I havent even seen it. The amount of trailers constantly forced on me for it have really just told me this movie is bad, and all the stories of working with Dwayne Johnson being awful, im just not interested.
    Chris Evans also appears to be too old for the role he is cast in (the audience surrogate who doesnt know whats going on- seems like he should be younger to me, but I havent seen the movie so maybe im wrong).
    On top of that its just a ton of bad CGI.
    This movie seems like it was just made to come back around every christmas time (like they used to do on TV) with way too high of a budget.

  • @xyber9ster
    @xyber9ster Месяц назад

    At what point will they quit letting the Rock play every roll in Hollywood he's a terrible actor and has basically one character

  • @WarDog793
    @WarDog793 Месяц назад

    My friends and I ATE THIS UP! We revel in this sort of thing. I also liked the heart-to-heart scenes between Santa and Callum about keeping the meaning of Christmas, which they bring full circle near the end. I did not think this was a bad movie at all, guys. At least the backstory and magical powers of Santa and other magical characters were fresh and imaginative, instead of rehashing Christmas tropes we're alllll familiar with. Don't care about the opinions of thousands of movie-goers eager to crap on this movie--just another social media mob action--because that won't take away my enjoyment of it. This one is for blu-ray!

  • @Ques1313
    @Ques1313 Месяц назад

    This is one of the worst takes ever! This was a good movie. Will probably go down as a cult classic. Saying the action scenes were dead serious is crazy! They defeat a snowman by removing the carrot from his face 😆. If you are reading this go see the movie. I don’t believe you will be disappointed.