Alex Jones 'Globalist Gremlin' Rant Too Crazy For Tim Pool

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  • @joehill4094
    @joehill4094 2 года назад +1199

    If alex jones lived 4 thousand years ago he would have started a religion

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 2 года назад +61

      Jones would be a peasant who didn't know how to read, if he ran his mouth he'd be punished severely

    • @stacin821
      @stacin821 2 года назад +12

      You couldn't be more right & I would love to know what the religion would be called.

    • @sinisterminister6478
      @sinisterminister6478 2 года назад +52

      @@stacin821 The Church of the Holy Bat Shit Crazy.

    • @joehill4094
      @joehill4094 2 года назад +43

      @@samuelbekele3601 isn't the worlds biggest religion about the son of a carpenter being killed by the authorities?

    • @brad7566
      @brad7566 2 года назад +9

      He'd be the town drunk that nobody took seriously

  • @krazyknva78
    @krazyknva78 2 года назад +917

    I need an Adult Swim animated series, where Alex Jones' rants are used as narration every episode.

  • @hueyfreeman4366
    @hueyfreeman4366 2 года назад +343

    Why isn’t Alex a voice actor? He’s perfect for shit like that. Imagine if he was on Rick and Morty.

    • @MyAnalyser
      @MyAnalyser 2 года назад +12

      I actually think that Alex crazy rants would be great as white noise type sleeping sounds to put people to sleep.

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 2 года назад +5

      no

    • @nosondre
      @nosondre 2 года назад +5

      Rick and Morty vs the Reptilians!

    • @Helaw0lf
      @Helaw0lf 2 года назад +1

      Similar thought here.

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 2 года назад +1

      @@MyAnalyser You know, my step dad used to unironically listen to Alex Jones when he went to sleep, but he had to stop because he would get terrifying sleep paralysis nightmares.

  • @strangelitgirl
    @strangelitgirl 2 года назад +105

    A wise man once said “If Alex Jones didn’t exist the CIA would have created him.”

    • @HolyColaHolyCola
      @HolyColaHolyCola 2 года назад +4

      a wise man once said that the cia opened a brand new office in austin the same month alex began broadcasting on public access tv

    • @TexasTabla
      @TexasTabla 2 года назад +1

      @@HolyColaHolyCola source?

    • @HolyColaHolyCola
      @HolyColaHolyCola 2 года назад +2

      @@TexasTabla a wise man lol (i actually don't remember, but have heard this more than once).

    • @socrattt
      @socrattt 2 года назад +3

      The CIA would create a guy that makes you love the government.

    • @Vexxus0
      @Vexxus0 2 года назад

      He comes from a CIA family doesn't he or is that another of his "conspiracy" things he gets flak for?

  • @BrownEyedVampy
    @BrownEyedVampy 2 года назад +317

    This is prime Alex Jones. Love watching him talk about this shit. In another life he’s a phenomenal science fiction writer.

    • @Humphking
      @Humphking 2 года назад +9

      Exactly

    • @ardemua
      @ardemua 2 года назад +16

      It seems like Kyle doesn't even try to understand. Joe Rogan is a curious person and willing to have a conversation.

    • @TheDenigreur
      @TheDenigreur 2 года назад +25

      Not really. He's more on the level L.Ron Hubbard. Shitty sci-fi writer that saw that there was more money to be made in a cult than selling their bad fan fiction.

    • @MrChillerNo1
      @MrChillerNo1 2 года назад +6

      that's how they start... L. Ron Hubbard...

    • @rodolfobarros5460
      @rodolfobarros5460 2 года назад +8

      Kyle: trump kept us in all the wars. He even kept us in Afghanistan.
      Also Kyle a few segments ago: Nancy Pelosi and a general went behind trumps back to make sure he didn’t pull out of afghan before the end of his presidency.

  • @MyNameIsJ3ffrey
    @MyNameIsJ3ffrey 2 года назад +69

    I’m honestly upset Alex Jones isn’t on RUclips anymore. This shit is hilarious 😂.

  • @stevester9148
    @stevester9148 2 года назад +148

    ''Seeing Scooby Doo when he's not there is not my thing'' *- Kyle Kulinski*

    • @kit2770
      @kit2770 2 года назад +3

      Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? 🎵

    • @billfoster5257
      @billfoster5257 2 года назад

      We got some shrooms to do now!

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 2 года назад +1

      seeing scooby doo when he's _actually_ there tho, totally down for it

    • @shannonballspen1s482
      @shannonballspen1s482 2 года назад +1

      I thought his thing was kystals cheeks

    • @A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid
      @A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid 2 года назад

      @@shannonballspen1s482 that's every straight man's thing.

  • @daveburnt
    @daveburnt 2 года назад +104

    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." -Bertrand Russell

    • @realonthafield
      @realonthafield 2 года назад +1

      That's a great quote!

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 2 года назад +1

      dunning-kruger effect

    • @lordz00
      @lordz00 2 года назад +2

      Another problem is made by people posting cringe quotes under obvious entertainment material.

    • @matthew8921
      @matthew8921 2 года назад

      Kyle here is very certain of himself

    • @mariomac7
      @mariomac7 2 года назад +1

      alex was right about lots of things

  • @SawdEndymon
    @SawdEndymon 2 года назад +165

    I *can understand* if people watch him for entertainment. BUT for genuine news… I can’t even process what point he’s saying

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 2 года назад +11

      Yeah I don't know either I hope people are just watching for entertainment and don't take him seriously but we have alot of gullible people in this country

    • @The_Kiosk
      @The_Kiosk 2 года назад +17

      They constantly fact check Jones when he's on Timcast IRL. The other guest, a libertarian, just kept having to repeat that Alex Jones was right about all the things. The chat also was full of "AJ was right" comments. Tim thought Phil would somehow be a voice of reason but instead enabled and cheered Jones on, forcing Tim to be the straight man. Tim tried endlessly to convince Alex that the hyperbolic stuff eclipses the basis in reality every time.

    • @Chevalier1632
      @Chevalier1632 2 года назад +11

      That's on you then. He presents it in an over the top way, but anyone actually paying attention to world politics and has been on the political tap for a while knows that he's actually right on so many things, and continues to be even moreso as time goes on.

    • @blackphillip564
      @blackphillip564 2 года назад +5

      During the Bush years most people were drawn to him because of his antiwar stance. I remember thinking he was great. TYT even had a lot of overlapping audience members. But I couldn't get 100% on board with the truther crap and that was just the tip of the iceberg.

    • @orphaotheseeker2770
      @orphaotheseeker2770 2 года назад +14

      @@Chevalier1632 I'm a political junkie who has followed AJ for almost 20 years. Hes 99% full of shit. 🤷‍♂️

  • @frostbite3318
    @frostbite3318 2 года назад +104

    Surprisingly Tim Pool didn’t grift for Alex Jones’ fanbase

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 2 года назад +6

      Are you being sarcastic are you being serious because Tim pool grifter to far right people all the time

    • @martijnstuart95
      @martijnstuart95 2 года назад +21

      Tim Pool brands himself as the reasonable liberal that just happens to agree with the right all the time. He depends on an audience of Republicans that are just on the edge, people that would vote dem if they weren't distracted by culture war nonsense. Alex Jones' audience is way too far gone for his grift.

    • @theax40
      @theax40 2 года назад +4

      @@martijnstuart95 What does Tim agree with the right on?
      Abortion?
      Med 4 All?

    • @martijnstuart95
      @martijnstuart95 2 года назад +9

      @@theax40 how about everything else? Come on, he voted for Trump...

    • @WorldsGreatestRingAnnouncer
      @WorldsGreatestRingAnnouncer 2 года назад

      @@theax40 lower taxes and more consistency on taxes…raising taxes does nothing because of write-offs and asset conversions. The tax system is so complex and insane because businesses find away to write-off more things.

  • @chinmaypurohit3431
    @chinmaypurohit3431 2 года назад +73

    What I like about Kyle, is that he will try to steelman even Alex Jones before he will counter him.

    • @Dennzer1
      @Dennzer1 2 года назад +4

      yes!

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 2 года назад +1

      duuude alex jones is jacked enough to be like, titanium man, all on his own!
      (sorry i got a contact high listening to his rant)

    • @CrunchyImplosion
      @CrunchyImplosion 2 года назад +1

      Doesn't always put enough effort into it but the attempt is always appreciated

    • @Dennzer1
      @Dennzer1 2 года назад

      @@CrunchyImplosion That's true.

  • @riffsthatkill2180
    @riffsthatkill2180 2 года назад +44

    That was awesome. This Alex Jones guy is starting to win me over.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 2 года назад +2

      He is certainly entertaining.

    • @tjk9263
      @tjk9263 2 года назад +1

      Jones would win me over if I was trippin balls!!

    • @ekay4495
      @ekay4495 2 года назад

      @@tjk9263 Methed the fk out maybe, this dude probly looks & sounds like a demon

    • @firefly9838
      @firefly9838 2 года назад

      He’s won me over as being one of my fav comedians.

  • @danielnormand8156
    @danielnormand8156 2 года назад +91

    Exactly. He starts with a little truth then goes overboard.

    • @aweshumandy
      @aweshumandy 2 года назад +5

      yeah I'm glad I never got too into him like 6 or 8 yrs ago. I started notice this exact thing. I was like this part's true or possible but wtf are you rambling on about

    • @MKALTRA
      @MKALTRA 2 года назад +5

      that's his shtick

    • @firefly9838
      @firefly9838 2 года назад +1

      Haha it’s hilarious to watch. It’s rare I come across someone that can make me burst out in laughter. I view Alex Jones as a comedian regardless of how he sees himself.

    • @bajanworldstar5636
      @bajanworldstar5636 2 года назад +6

      Funny thing is Alex jones has been right more than hes been wrong. He been talking about esptiens island for years n we all called him crazy

    • @SaveTheFuture
      @SaveTheFuture 2 года назад

      Well there was the banker Ronald Bernard who also claimed that they were doing some pretty bad things.

  • @AAAFilm-yt7gx
    @AAAFilm-yt7gx 2 года назад +49

    Tim Pool only wears that beanie cuz he's bald.

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 2 года назад +9

      Making fun of the hair challenged is not cool.

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 2 года назад +1

      That's an anti white comment. Muh genocide

    • @jasonreyes9504
      @jasonreyes9504 2 года назад +3

      @@zerocool5395 I thought it was until my hair divorced me.

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 2 года назад +1

      @@jasonreyes9504 "And here lies the hairline of Jason Reyes, didn't last long and he made fun of others for the same thing"

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 2 года назад

      Or he is worried aliens might take him away if he doesn't wear it

  • @blackphillip564
    @blackphillip564 2 года назад +176

    I love how Jones has his crazy theories down to a science. Imagine if he would take his lithium medication and was normal. He'd be a great high school biology teacher

    • @ren17x50
      @ren17x50 2 года назад +3

      Not sure about great... he'd be in attendance

    • @redtree8254
      @redtree8254 2 года назад +33

      @@ren17x50 He knows a lot about the biochemistry of frogs and how various compounds affect their sexual development. I wouldn't underestimate him.

    • @ren17x50
      @ren17x50 2 года назад +10

      @@redtree8254 ok if he wears that frog suit I'll give it to him. No one is falling asleep in that class

    • @electrified0
      @electrified0 2 года назад +4

      @@redtree8254 He doesn't know anything about it. He reads an article and misinterprets it in a hilarious way, then a bunch of people on the internet find the source article and go "see he was right" for misinterpreting an article like that somehow makes him smart.

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 2 года назад +7

      He really has that bio teacher swag down too. I can totally hear him saying "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" and shuffling between a desk and a whiteboard and a projector. Probably coaching one of the school's sports teams even though he hasn't run a mile since the 90s.

  • @bonnie.duncan
    @bonnie.duncan 2 года назад +13

    2:59 - alex yelled out “NARNIA!” like he figured it out before everyone else…

    • @bob74h67
      @bob74h67 Год назад

      Yea, you seen how excited that they brought the story up
      He even clarfied that they wanted the lion's blood

  • @carlogaytan7010
    @carlogaytan7010 2 года назад +88

    Its has become impossible to Saterize Alex, and the Far Right in general, which is concerning.

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 2 года назад +4

      This is a more profound point that we don't talk about enough.
      Ever since the late 90's Newt Gingrich era, right-wing conservatives quickly mainstreamed the fringe and made the GOP an insane death cult that no good person could possibly be a part of or vote for and no humorist can even lampoon because any attempt at exaggeration or absurdity for the sake of irony or humor is underwhelming bc a sizeable amount of the demented electorate GOP actually believe in the craziest thing we could imagine.
      Right after another school shooting, imagine a comic trying to highlight the crazy gun culture trying to come up with an exaggerated right-wing nutter position....as that comic is thinking, some GOP official comes out and says, "Hey, we should arm the teachers!"

    • @sushmitasennagarjunafan3523
      @sushmitasennagarjunafan3523 2 года назад

      pim tool is also far right and is on par with kirk and owens.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 2 года назад +1

      The left called Larry Elder "the black face of white supremacy". That was a sketch on Chappelle's Show 20 years ago. You literally are parody in real life.

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 2 года назад +4

      @@markzuckergecko621 yeah, but that is accurate regarding Larry Elder. Have you looked up his beliefs? I bet you have zero idea what he believes.
      The right wing is obsessed with being a victim and political correct language...yet, if an unarmed person gets murdered by the police, there is no victim!
      If anyone offends a right winger, the right starts whining like Donny about things being rigged and how it's "totally unfair" and demands they be cancelled like every professor speaking on Palestine, Senator Franken, or like the eyepatch guy demanding an apology from SNL..

    • @MrTambourineMan.
      @MrTambourineMan. 2 года назад

      Can Alex Jones be far right if he’s anti Bush though and pro liberty? And where do like neonazis fit if Alex Jones is already far

  • @tleonard8472
    @tleonard8472 2 года назад +7

    alex jones was right about a lot of things

  • @Dsullivann
    @Dsullivann 2 года назад +6

    I always forget how God Damm funny Alex Jones is. His rants always are next level 😂🤣

  • @LoveJungle420
    @LoveJungle420 2 года назад +20

    I don't think Kyle has ever taken DMT. Even if it "only happens in your mind", that doesn't mean that your consciousness doesn't go somewhere else. Alex Jones is definitely lost though. He seems to be piecemealing shamanic psychedelic traveling and filtering it through his conservative Christian bias and distrust of government and institutions.

    • @Chadronius
      @Chadronius 2 года назад +7

      I struggled to put in words what you have. If you've taken DMT, you can 100% see where he's coming from, but then he takes a left turn. There are other cultures that did have ritualistic human sacrifices in the past (especially the Aztecs, which they are reported to have sacrificed 80k people to appease their god). Kyle is talking like a person who's had no experience with psychedelics of that nature and it kinda shows

    • @flashthompson6566
      @flashthompson6566 2 года назад +3

      Except your consciousness doesn't go anywhere. It's just in a brain that is short circuiting

    • @JD-fx1np
      @JD-fx1np 2 года назад +4

      Anything is possible but where's the evidence? If you can test the theory and gather evidence than great. Otherwise, this dmt trip interdimensional travel hypothesis is pure conjecture.

    • @lsobrien
      @lsobrien 2 года назад

      @@Chadronius Who reported it (Aztec sacrifices)? The Tenochtitlan Times?

    • @flashthompson6566
      @flashthompson6566 2 года назад

      @@kubrikansis7289 literally everything about them is your brain short circuiting, you just don't like the imagery that conveys, but it's the most accurate biological description

  • @jasonreyes9504
    @jasonreyes9504 2 года назад +67

    My cousin 100% believes that the guy who played Forrest Gump eats children’s hearts to remain an A-list actor. Also, the earth is flat and giants dug the Grand Canyon.
    That is all.

    • @redtree8254
      @redtree8254 2 года назад +7

      Yo that last one sounds like it could be true tho

    • @fahem71193
      @fahem71193 2 года назад +5

      My condolences

    • @RichardHorpe
      @RichardHorpe 2 года назад +4

      Hanks is a bit sus though, look at his dumbass son.

    • @alexj7505
      @alexj7505 2 года назад +1

      Your cousin is in Q anon Alex Jones does not support q

    • @Validboy
      @Validboy 2 года назад

      Sounds reasonable.. Ask her about reptillians next time. lol. I bet his stools are like when i eat to many tacos..

  • @lucash5446
    @lucash5446 2 года назад +34

    Alex Jones is a natural treasure! This shit is gold.

    • @DEKMAN99
      @DEKMAN99 2 года назад

      Who ever believed this bull, is extremely mentally ill. Sick.

    • @HiNRGboy
      @HiNRGboy 2 года назад +1

      he knows stuff far beyond our comprehension lol

  • @barak-rocky-giles2081
    @barak-rocky-giles2081 2 года назад +74

    I don't know why Alex Jones hasn't been nominated for a best acting Academy Award or an Emmy yet. Dude has almost never broken character from this "role" since he's been playing it. When he commits to a role, he COMMITS!

    • @fuzzbutt5500
      @fuzzbutt5500 2 года назад +4

      Give him the one CUOMO got

    • @ravendarkjolls4028
      @ravendarkjolls4028 2 года назад +2

      Sadly he can't eclipse the likes of Cuomo and Avenatti. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @benzemamumba
      @benzemamumba 2 года назад +1

      He never breaks character until DVD Commentary.

    • @JP-xg6bv
      @JP-xg6bv 2 года назад

      @@ravendarkjolls4028 Nah they're on par I'd say

    • @ravendarkjolls4028
      @ravendarkjolls4028 2 года назад +1

      @@JP-xg6bv how so? Alex has always been known to be nuts. Meanwhile Cuomo and Avenatti represented to be something they're and were so good at it that once they were touted by Dems to be viable presidential candidates. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 2 года назад +69

    It's not crazy. Tim knows he's lying. He's laughing with his buddy about how stupid their collective audience is.

    • @samsungfanboy
      @samsungfanboy 2 года назад +15

      Pool may be dumb, but he's smart enough to know how to line his pockets

    • @Zelorp
      @Zelorp 2 года назад +21

      You don’t have to be smart to milk the right wing for money. I mean… Dave Rubin does it.

    • @vinnym5607
      @vinnym5607 2 года назад

      Nailed it.

    • @mattslater2603
      @mattslater2603 2 года назад +1

      @@Zelorp Savage

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 2 года назад +1

      @@samsungfanboy He is a grifter, not as stupid as he pretends to be.

  • @matt94alexander32
    @matt94alexander32 2 года назад +24

    Alex Jones can say the craziest things with a straight face and a serious tone.

    • @bhuvaneshs.k638
      @bhuvaneshs.k638 2 года назад +1

      The globalists... Alex says it perfectly

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 2 года назад +62

    Alex's rant was art sir.

    • @SmokingThatCasualPack
      @SmokingThatCasualPack 2 года назад +5

      This is why he's my favorite grifter lol. My favorite statement of 2021 was when he recently said "fauci wants the planet for himself and he wants you dead!"

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 2 года назад +1

      Agreed. Get high and listen. It’s a whole other experience lol

  • @ReasonExtremist
    @ReasonExtremist 2 года назад +8

    You could take that criticism of Alex about wasting anti-establishment "energy" & easily apply it to TYT. Lighten up Kyle

    • @jtthomas5568
      @jtthomas5568 2 года назад +2

      You’re in a cult

    • @jamest7755
      @jamest7755 2 года назад

      Tyt < dog turd

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 2 года назад

      Your right though. However tyt is a good actor, that usually means what they say. It's not that their anarchist and believe in horizontalism, they just believe in an alternative establishment. Sort of like there not atheist to the catholic church, their merely reformist. And honestly that's the right position to have in my opinion, but their alt establisment, not anti any establishment.

  • @samwatson-tayler2805
    @samwatson-tayler2805 2 года назад +30

    This sounds like the lore to a pretty fun, crazy video game. But the fact that he talks about this like it's factual blows my mind.

    • @josephpacetexas
      @josephpacetexas 2 года назад

      Yeah, it really does. The guy is really bright, but also a total lunatic. So odd.

    • @EvsEntps
      @EvsEntps 2 года назад +2

      Ancient pagan societies across the board did perform human and even child sacrifice though, that's mainstream anthropology.

    • @josephpacetexas
      @josephpacetexas 2 года назад

      @@EvsEntps
      You're right. It's so sad people would sacrifice or harm young kids in any way. They're really fantastic and a person can learn a lot from a child, I think. I really think they are best segment of the population. So sad some men and women have and do abuse them. I do think some people get overly obsessed with pedophilia. Like, some people think practically all Democrats are in some horrible pedophile cult, and I don't believe that at all. They are just mostly really bad people, but not all pedophiles. Thst is taking it too far. But the topic gets clicks, so that is probably why he (Alex Jones) dwells on it so much.

    • @jbeep33
      @jbeep33 2 года назад +2

      Try some DMT and then we can talk about the fan fiction.

    • @oldflowers1342
      @oldflowers1342 2 года назад

      @@josephpacetexas I don't know what it is about Alex Jones that makes random ass people like you feel the need to qualify otherwise factual critiques of his bullshit with shit like "he's really bright but" or "I can see why people would watch him" or "if you get past the weird stuff, most of what he says is pretty legit." Like for fuck's sake, are you guys paid off at this point LMFAO cuz this shit is ridiculous.
      The guy is a classic right wing lunatic grifter who doesn't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth. He platforms legitimate Nazi Nick Fuentes on on Infowars and consistently tells the most bonkers outright lies to his audience while profiting off of their stupidity by selling them sugar pills. Grifter. And if he can convince people like you to go around saying he's bright, then I guess he's doing his job pretty fucking well.

  • @zerocool5395
    @zerocool5395 2 года назад +47

    I watch Alex Jones like I watch pro wrestling, highly entertaining. But it's all bs make believe.

    • @dirtymfnsanchez
      @dirtymfnsanchez 2 года назад +4

      "All" is a big word. He knows how corrupt people are. Just throw a bunch a sh*t at the wall and something will stick

    • @ace3241987
      @ace3241987 2 года назад

      Tell that to Owen Hart.

    • @MichaelAChristian1
      @MichaelAChristian1 2 года назад +2

      Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved!

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 2 года назад

      @@MichaelAChristian1 Tell that to Owen Hart.

    • @jessArcade
      @jessArcade 2 года назад

      @@dirtymfnsanchez he just always takes it to 11. "There's global elite interests that view common people as chattel to further their self interests...their self interests of summoning space demons.

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 2 года назад +19

    Im not even convinced Jones is the crazy one, at this point…

    • @smokingONsumDRO
      @smokingONsumDRO 2 года назад +1

      he isnt crazy and hes a real true leftist unlike 99% of these dnc shills

    • @smokingONsumDRO
      @smokingONsumDRO 2 года назад

      @@jeremyjackson7429 tel him qanon is a dnc deep state psyop which it is

    • @ardemua
      @ardemua 2 года назад

      He's not. Most people have not taken the red pill and are not ready to hear the truth.

  • @joeleonard5345
    @joeleonard5345 Год назад +4

    He's actually not completely wrong. If you have ventured into these realms and studied consciousness deeply you will see there is some truth here.

    • @erikvan9582
      @erikvan9582 Год назад

      You are reaching into the human consciousness,you reach into the human mind,not to Alices Wonderland

  • @MarcusJohnson98
    @MarcusJohnson98 2 года назад +8

    Alex Jones taking about “globalist goblins” sounds like he’s detailing a avengers movie

  • @DannyD1199
    @DannyD1199 2 года назад +9

    JFC what a lunatic. How do people take Alex Jones even remotely seriously?!?

    • @dontforgettolike7127
      @dontforgettolike7127 2 года назад +2

      Probably because of the few things that sounded just as crazy but turned out to be right, like the bohemian grove

    • @nnguy0398
      @nnguy0398 2 года назад

      I think Alex jones would be fun if people know that he's not serious. You have to admit he has some crazy ideas that will make you laugh. But there are crazy people who believe everything he says and it becomes toxic

    • @Chevalier1632
      @Chevalier1632 2 года назад

      @@nnguy0398 There's also people that believe nothing he says and become sheep.

    • @feedingravens
      @feedingravens 2 года назад +1

      @@Chevalier1632 When he says one million things and 10 of them are true, you believe he is a reliable source of information.
      I say that is stochastic probability, that is how magicians, mind-readers and fortune tellers work.
      Frogs are gay? Lizard people? Obama and Hillary are satans that stink of sulphur and flies fiy around them? Really?

    • @Chevalier1632
      @Chevalier1632 2 года назад +1

      @@feedingravens See your problem is you don't even try and read between the lines. I'm not gonna give you a 101 on critical thinking skills, but just to address one, the "frogs are gay" thing is real, just... Played up over the top. They really were releasing chemicals that was turning them into hermaphrodites and such.

  • @Kejame
    @Kejame 2 года назад +10

    Tim Pool wears a beanie to prevent rational thought from entering his brain

  • @Rob_Cary
    @Rob_Cary 2 года назад +60

    Something Kyle forgot to mention with the discussion of how Alex directs the anti establishment energy is how he directs it towards supporting establishment politicians and calling the anti establishment ones communists, Venezuela agenda, bloodsucking ticks, etc etc etc. Alex declared his love for the establishment a long time ago. Like, when he said that a Cruz/Palin ticket would be awesome.

    • @PacoQuerak
      @PacoQuerak 2 года назад +2

      except the democrats are the establishment.

    • @PacoQuerak
      @PacoQuerak 2 года назад +2

      When you say democrats are anti establishment it gives you away as an idiot. We only vote for Republicans cause they are the closest to anti establishment we have.

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary 2 года назад +12

      @@PacoQuerak Who said democrats were anti establishment? By seeing Republicans as closer to anti establishment than progressives AND by not reading, you outted YOURSELF as an idiot lol. There is absolutely nothing anti establishment about the republican party. SMH

    • @kielweiss3606
      @kielweiss3606 2 года назад +9

      @@PacoQuerak Republicans are the core of the establishment.

    • @PacoQuerak
      @PacoQuerak 2 года назад +1

      @@kielweiss3606 no, they really aren't, we have had a lot of republican presidents but it's not their job to create law, that's congress and for the majority of recent American history the democrats have been in control, ever since FDR expanded government 100 fold America has been on the slippery path of socialism. Even republican Nixon helped establish the socialist state. The establishment is socialist and it was mostly created and codified by democrats.

  • @zachu5508
    @zachu5508 2 года назад +6

    "They're not eating kids" well...they wouldn't exactly live stream it, would they?

  • @cassiegabriel9723
    @cassiegabriel9723 2 года назад +14

    There are indeed multiple metal bands where Alex Jones soundbites are the vocalist including my personal favorite The Alex Jones Prison Planet. The more you know 😉

    • @michygeorg
      @michygeorg 2 года назад +1

      I'm so glad you posted this, I'm dying laughing right now listening to it XD

  • @samwatson-tayler2805
    @samwatson-tayler2805 2 года назад +19

    "I've never taken DMT" I don't believe you Alex.

    • @stevesteiner6844
      @stevesteiner6844 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/uVqOC-G_Qqw/видео.html Here's a great song about DMT by Alex Jones.

  • @Powerful_TDFAM
    @Powerful_TDFAM 2 года назад +27

    Kyle, you are friends with Joe Rogan. You need to get Joe to bring Alex in and feed him edibles and whiskey, and then ask him about the gremlins. It would be an absolutely amazing show. Have Tim Dillon there too.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 2 года назад +1

      Can't we just give him a shedful of DMT and send him to another dimension and leave him there?

    • @tonytomato100
      @tonytomato100 2 года назад

      @@Nilguiri dmt doesn't last too long

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 2 года назад +1

      @@tonytomato100 As long as it lasts long enough to get him stranded in another dimension, that's all the time he needs!

    • @TLK22
      @TLK22 2 года назад +1

      Pretty sure it's been already done more than once.

    • @bethbirdie3814
      @bethbirdie3814 2 года назад

      I really doubt he is friends with Joe. I suspect they kind of know each other a bit.

  • @roshansreedhar4727
    @roshansreedhar4727 2 года назад +12

    If Pim Tool thinks Jones is crazy, wait till he meets his own audience!

  • @user-gu5dv7vj8r
    @user-gu5dv7vj8r 2 года назад +12

    Nah dude I think you can't actually accuraterly discuss DMT dimensions without doing it.

  • @claytonjean6385
    @claytonjean6385 2 года назад +5

    Heres a crazy ass conspricy, scientists think theres 11 demensions and kyle claims to know what goes on in all 11

  • @lenini056
    @lenini056 2 года назад +7

    Jim Morrison called from his grave, he wants Alex to stop covering his music! lol

    • @royalscholars
      @royalscholars 2 года назад

      Can you explain your joke?

    • @lenini056
      @lenini056 2 года назад +1

      @@royalscholars Alex's bad rant about the doors' song "break on through"

  • @ericraycarta1111
    @ericraycarta1111 11 месяцев назад +3

    Alex Jones is right

  • @exhainca
    @exhainca 2 года назад +33

    God bless Alex Jones. Pure entertainment gold. hahaha.

  • @maynardwayward12
    @maynardwayward12 2 года назад +25

    Kyle, you don't see things that aren't there when you are on psychedelics. You will never see Scooby Doo, except for your life size cut out of him I am sure you own

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 2 года назад +6

      Ehm, I beg to differ. I usually only get optical illusions/tracers/patterns/vague images of things that look different for a second but I have absolutely hallucinated in the past and plenty of my friends and acquaintances hallucinate way easier and sooner than I do.

    • @rodolfobarros5460
      @rodolfobarros5460 2 года назад +4

      And DMT is a different ball game. You get lifted out of your body and shoot up a long tunnel and “break through” to another side.

    • @obamavariant9128
      @obamavariant9128 2 года назад +2

      Take two hits of dmt

  • @frankartanis1290
    @frankartanis1290 2 года назад +2

    interstellar travel: travel between sectors in the galaxy
    interdimensional travel: the warp
    tune your brain: psykers
    gremlins: daemons and chaos gods
    demand blood: khorne
    It all makes sense now, guys. Alex is from the 40K universe.

  • @SimpleJackAutistic
    @SimpleJackAutistic 2 года назад +5

    Alex’s rants are truly gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanspawn7805
    @seanspawn7805 2 года назад +11

    Dont understand how you can spend time listening to this nut. But as you do so we dont have to I thank you Kyle for your sacrifice.

    • @Sphm-sl6wx
      @Sphm-sl6wx 2 года назад +1

      Alex Jones is funny and but definitely in an unintentional way

    • @PonderingThought-ke6qb
      @PonderingThought-ke6qb 2 года назад +1

      It’s more like entertainment than anything else lol

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 2 года назад +8

    Seeing Scooby Doo when he's not there is not what psychedelics is for the most part. I'd try a small dose of mushrooms if I were you. It's probably not what you're expecting.

    • @rodolfobarros5460
      @rodolfobarros5460 2 года назад

      DMT and your everyday psych is not the same

    • @Chadronius
      @Chadronius 2 года назад +4

      Kyle has no experience in that side of the drug world and it shows lol. Psychs aren't what Kyle says they are either. It's honestly more in line with Alex Jone's description.

  • @ChannelStarface
    @ChannelStarface 2 года назад +2

    Alex Jones > Kyle Kulinski

  • @jmerab
    @jmerab 2 года назад +2

    This is like when you’ve procrastinated on a paper and you’ve only got 2 hrs to write this super lengthy paper, but you know your professor never reads the paper because he’s a inter-dimensional gremlin! So you just bs your way through the whole thing!

  • @solutionrecruiter7130
    @solutionrecruiter7130 2 года назад +3

    If you look at the bohemian grove its not that farfetched to think these guys are into this wierd stuff...

  • @ZSAITOSEI
    @ZSAITOSEI 2 года назад +8

    It sounds like Alex is the one who took the DMT and had a bad trip, obviously man's never had a good trip if that's what he thinks DMT trips do to you 🤣

  • @AlexG-tp2ik
    @AlexG-tp2ik 2 года назад +2

    Alex "every culture builds pyramids and starts cutting childrens hearts out" Jones.

  • @thomaseliason8376
    @thomaseliason8376 2 года назад +2

    Alex Jones got a *lot* of things right, back when he was a lefty. Immediately after Obama got elected, he did a 180 and has spent 14 years in LaLa Land ever since.

    • @itkojecockot
      @itkojecockot 2 года назад +1

      :D:D:D he was never a lefty..... he went against Bush because Bush was a poster child for establishment

    • @thomaseliason8376
      @thomaseliason8376 2 года назад

      OK, maybe not full-blown leftist, but he was pretty hard on Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, the REP Congress and Faux. He decried the Patriot Act™, the CIA/NSA and the surveillance state. At the time, I was pretty supportive of what he was doing... and I'm as radical a guy as you will find !

  • @Strawn149
    @Strawn149 2 года назад +19

    I love Alex Jones 😂 He’s like your crazy uncle, just way crazier.

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 2 года назад +1

      And a far right lunatic. If I would have an uncle like that he would be already on the missing 411 list by now.

  • @LexsLounge
    @LexsLounge 2 года назад +5

    The possibility that we actually DO go into another dimension...or at least perceive something that is actually REAL in some sense, while on DMT that we otherwise can't perceive... is a far more likely "real thing" than Kyle knows...there's a shocking amount of interesting stories and research around that. Look up a series called "tales from the trip"

    • @JD-fx1np
      @JD-fx1np 2 года назад +2

      The experience is real but as far as explaining it by believing one goes to another dimension offers zero evidence and is completely untestable.

  • @tntinsbca
    @tntinsbca 7 дней назад

    Instead of EVERY culture… replace with MANY cultures and he’s not wrong.

  • @pedrovicente3682
    @pedrovicente3682 2 года назад

    Can you link the videos you use for your clips please. It would be great to watch the whole videos for extra context

  • @rafiiajana2610
    @rafiiajana2610 2 года назад +9

    I genuinely 3njoy his rents A LOT, I mean I don't believe a thing he says, but I find them highly consistent and entertaining

  • @TokyD0069
    @TokyD0069 2 года назад +25

    Had to stop watching in the first 30 seconds because I couldn't stop laughing

  • @vasterasgurkan
    @vasterasgurkan 2 года назад +1

    Alex Jones is a national treasure.

  • @InhumaneSinner
    @InhumaneSinner 2 года назад

    Loool I had exactly the same reaction as kyle, down to the timing of the "... What?!" 😂

  • @curti0305
    @curti0305 2 года назад +4

    Kyle I want you to go on Tim Pools podcast! "Not your cup of tea" but I've always wanted to see you in the same room talk politics and culture. Fan of both of you keep up the good work/content!

  • @professorswaggamuffin7572
    @professorswaggamuffin7572 2 года назад +19

    Psychedelics can be eye opening/ impactful in a positive way when taken by the right ppl in right situation carefully for the right reasons. They're not for everybody though.

    • @leifhatlestadiii5152
      @leifhatlestadiii5152 2 года назад +3

      A drug thats suppossed to fuck with your brain does wow... crazy, live in the real world bud

    • @JonathanRootD
      @JonathanRootD 2 года назад +2

      Clearly Alex Jones proved that narrative wrong lol

    • @briansmith5513
      @briansmith5513 2 года назад

      I've done hundreds of tabs of LSD. It can definitely help you emotionally and spiritually, but saying that crazy shit like it will is insane. It's a drugs that is activated a part of your brain that helps you learn about yourself more. It's a drug nothing more nothing less. Auyasa is a drug, dnt is a drug it doesn't NOT help you contact with higher beings, if you believe that, your simply don't understand psycadelics at all.

    • @theknownunknown8209
      @theknownunknown8209 2 года назад +1

      Bunch of globalists.. making the frogs gay

    • @briansmith5513
      @briansmith5513 2 года назад

      @@djk679 I had a friend that laughed his ass off when a boy said it could help you contact spirits.. He said "it's a chemical that makes things looks funny and makes me laugh hehe" like fr bro 😂 pseudo science pisses me off sometimes.

  • @jefflanton5617
    @jefflanton5617 Год назад +2

    Trust me when you do DMT you do go to a different dimension and you do see weird creatures

  • @redrumax
    @redrumax 5 месяцев назад +1

    Tim has changed his mind since.

  • @guthrie_the_wizard
    @guthrie_the_wizard 2 года назад +6

    We direly need to teach “Critical Thinking & Rational Skepticism”, “Financial Literacy & Wealth Development ”, and “Practical Ethics & Citizenship” as required courses in all high schools.

  • @eriknelson9490
    @eriknelson9490 2 года назад +3

    The last person I saw who was "traveling interdimensionally" he was trying to reconnect with this plane of existence by pressing his forehead up against the outside of a Wendy's

  • @frankb3347
    @frankb3347 2 года назад +2

    Kyle trying to convince us there are no reptilian overlords just proves that he's a reptilian overlord. :p

  • @unknownuser8838
    @unknownuser8838 2 года назад +2

    When you take Evangelion too seriously

  • @rogeliomendez9135
    @rogeliomendez9135 2 года назад +7

    People take Alex Jones too seriously sometimes. I see him as WWE type entertainment.

    • @MP-db9sw
      @MP-db9sw 2 года назад +1

      Once he went after Sandy Hook victims I was done with him.

  • @debbiewhitehead9890
    @debbiewhitehead9890 Год назад +4

    Gah I love you Alex Jones.....always

  • @christopherm.gitonga6373
    @christopherm.gitonga6373 2 года назад

    Brilliant And Well Said

  • @kevinsmith9013
    @kevinsmith9013 2 года назад +1

    Inter-dimensional Globalist Goblins? Sounds like I know the new BBEG in my next D&D game.

  • @kdubshagswell2976
    @kdubshagswell2976 11 месяцев назад +3

    Alex tells the truth
    Read your bible

  • @christopherculler1390
    @christopherculler1390 2 года назад +7

    Kyle ; tim Pool believes a civil was is coming...
    So does Brett Weinstein. He said it on Rogans show. You know the guy who also thinks that DMT could be a gateway to another dimension......derp

    • @sanguinuse
      @sanguinuse 2 года назад

      Normalcy bias’s are a mother.

    • @obamavariant9128
      @obamavariant9128 2 года назад

      A lot of people do, this guy is to busy with fighting for people who have given up in life.

  • @lyssagee3464
    @lyssagee3464 2 года назад +1

    I’ve done plenty of DMT and other psychedelics and have never once been told to kill children 😂

  • @maxxmittelstadt4798
    @maxxmittelstadt4798 2 года назад +1

    Time to jack out of The Matrix and to get out the layers of Inception. WAKE UP!

  • @stormwilliams3347
    @stormwilliams3347 2 года назад +4

    Alex Jones is the best

    • @calebnelson1468
      @calebnelson1468 Год назад

      Did you hear him say he personally killed the kids at sandy hook?

  • @JoeWayne84
    @JoeWayne84 Год назад +2

    The truth is what Alex is telling people…

    • @calebnelson1468
      @calebnelson1468 Год назад

      Did you hear him say he personally killed the kids at sandy hook?

    • @sadsadasdsadasdsadas
      @sadsadasdsadasdsadas Год назад +2

      @@calebnelson1468 Did you 50 covid vaccines?

  • @gregsomebody7247
    @gregsomebody7247 2 года назад +1

    So much crazy in one room. Yikes

  • @brendanmccormack8374
    @brendanmccormack8374 2 года назад +3

    Kyle should eat an 8th of mushrooms with Corin in the Adirondacks

  • @Sinner-fi4bw
    @Sinner-fi4bw 2 года назад +8

    Kyle thinks alex jones is crazy, but believes AOC isn't corrupt.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 2 года назад +2

      Alex Jones is crazy and you are crazy if believe everything he says

    • @Sinner-fi4bw
      @Sinner-fi4bw 2 года назад +3

      Well he was right about epstien he talked about that shit over ten years ago. Hit and miss with him. @@dustinsindledecker154

    • @thisisnothappening8452
      @thisisnothappening8452 2 года назад

      @@Sinner-fi4bw tell me honestly, why did the germans lose the 1st world war?

  • @derekorford1708
    @derekorford1708 6 месяцев назад +1

    I defy anyone, who is dropped into an Alex Jones video midway, to know the context. A simple concise answer is not in Alex's tool kit.

  • @kristalm9318
    @kristalm9318 2 года назад

    Jim Morrison was singing about talking to aliens! Roflmao!!!!!

  • @superpatriot6773
    @superpatriot6773 2 года назад +11

    Alex is just clowning, that's his spot and I respect it. People can laugh but he kills it.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 2 года назад +2

      Well his viewers are killing themselves with covid

    • @superpatriot6773
      @superpatriot6773 2 года назад +3

      @@dustinsindledecker154 where's your proof, friend.

    • @josephstalin839
      @josephstalin839 2 года назад +2

      I remember when I watched this guy when I was 16-18 he cracked me up, shame they banned him.

    • @WDeranged
      @WDeranged 2 года назад

      He's not clowning about his belief in interdimensional entities. He plays it up but he's been saying this for 15+ years.

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 2 года назад

      @@WDeranged I personally don't think he's "clowning", he's Grifting while saying ludicrous things.

  • @GustavoPerez-ko3ti
    @GustavoPerez-ko3ti 2 года назад +3

    Alex Jones has been right on many things tho goto give it to him

  • @Kruku666
    @Kruku666 2 года назад

    Clockwork elves ? XD 1:50 well i learned something today ..and so much more XD

  • @misael008
    @misael008 2 года назад

    What he described in San Francisco reminded me of the south park episode where they go into imaginationland 😂

  • @curtcoeurdelion
    @curtcoeurdelion 2 года назад +6

    I love these Videos. When intellectual deeply closeted people like Kulinski trying to grasp what Alex is saying without realizing that Alex is just scratching the surface in this 3D - constructed holographic Universe we Are all „living“ in.

  • @Zeusselll
    @Zeusselll 2 года назад +5

    When Jones says elites and globalists, he doesn't actually mean the top 1%. He would be attacking capitalism if he did that. He just means jews.

    • @ST-gl1un
      @ST-gl1un 2 года назад

      No he doesn’t mean Jews, Jones is a massive Zionist. Which is odd cause he’s apparently anti-war. He’s very careful to not criticize Israel/ Jews. He’s not that dumb. He means the “new world order” so ppl who are taking away religion, commies etc. Ppl who he would view as his enemy. He used to be somewhat critical of Israel back in the day. I think he got a “talking to” though.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 2 года назад

      That makes absolutely zero sense, saying "hey these evil people are doing evil things" has nothing to do with whether or not you support capitalism. That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard, and you lunatics consistently say completely absurd things. Congratulations. You're the new champion. Probably for a day or so. Leftist absurdity is a constantly moving title.

    • @Zeusselll
      @Zeusselll 2 года назад

      @@ST-gl1un here's Jones saying that Ben Shapiro is a parasite who needs to find Christ,among other things: ruclips.net/video/b0jT-XXnY1U/видео.html
      If that's not a jab at him being jewish, i don't know what is.
      Commies? Who wants a classless, stateless, moneyless society and has a lot of institutional power?

    • @Zeusselll
      @Zeusselll 2 года назад

      @@markzuckergecko621 what are you even talking about? Then who exactly would be the elites he's talking about? If he's talking about rich people, then the obvious conclusion that he would come to is to take away their power by taxing them. But he never says that. In fact, he says the opposite. He even harassed milquetoast social democrats like Bernie Sanders (who is also jewish btw).

  • @davorianware1382
    @davorianware1382 2 года назад

    Was that DMT reference a shot at Joe Rogan?

  • @donnydogpiss4533
    @donnydogpiss4533 2 года назад

    "Ayo, bring me some of them children's bloods, drink that shit in front of me, and I'll tell you 'bout some shit I saw in a separate dimension!"
    "Yeeeaahh...nah, thanks, I'm good."
    "Fo-real tho?"
    "Yeah...for real. Hey, how'd you get in my office? Who let you in?"
    "Uhh, umm...well uh...well bring me some children's bloods and I'll tell you..."

  • @nhjay334
    @nhjay334 2 года назад +4

    Alex Jones is a national treasure!

  • @rooni8188
    @rooni8188 Год назад +4

    Alex is entertaining. You're not lol

  • @meintube50
    @meintube50 2 года назад

    That first guy that spoke up is the lead singer of All That Remains

  • @SmartDave60
    @SmartDave60 2 года назад

    “… and talking to little gremlin people.. NO!”
    LOL!!!!

  • @RichardHorpe
    @RichardHorpe 2 года назад +8

    I think Dim Stool somewhat chilled out lately after the Vaush Kirk debate. He gets a few lucid moments.

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 2 года назад +2

      More like, he understands that people he sorta agrees with are schizophrenic, and he is half contemplating get help.

    • @RichardHorpe
      @RichardHorpe 2 года назад

      @@ethanstump he gets a lot of views for doing the Dave Rubin "disaffected lib" schtick, so idk when he's actually gonna come to his senses.

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 2 года назад +1

      @@RichardHorpe i don't think he will. he's either going to keep going, or get out of the race entirely. once you leave a community, and then even go to the opposing community, I'm not sure he could even make the transition without being heckled out of existence.