Alex Jones Yells At God To Destroy The World | The Kyle Kulinski Show

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  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 Год назад +485

    Between his size, insane promos, hate for the NWO, and clear signs of drug use, Alex Jones missed his calling as a 1990’s WCW wrestler.

    • @jschnabes13
      @jschnabes13 Год назад +45

      You win the internet for the day!😅

    • @JonnyGrey1
      @JonnyGrey1 Год назад +23

      Wow, that’s good! 😂

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +27

      He also missed his calling as a WWE announcer.

    • @hughtrotman2212
      @hughtrotman2212 Год назад +21

      Alex Jones vs Hulk Hogan in the WCW 90s? Hmmm you might have something here.

    • @ghostexits
      @ghostexits Год назад +9

      are steroids the common denominator here?

  • @chandlerfelty1284
    @chandlerfelty1284 Год назад +353

    Imagine running into Alex Jones at the grocery store and he's just a mild mannered, normal guy

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +57

      People have told me exactly that. They’ve met him in person at random places and said he’s just a normal guy like the rest of us and isn’t the nutcase we see on his show.

    • @smurxxx0910
      @smurxxx0910 Год назад +49

      I'd want my money back.

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +33

      @@johnmartin4641 he def isnt completely normal lol

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Год назад +12

      Excuse me, can you tell me where the bread section is?
      Alex: Oh its right over there (points, then walks with his trolley)

    • @BulletTheEnforcer
      @BulletTheEnforcer Год назад +17

      That would be scary because he would probably be purchasing seasoning for his neighbo, Corn on the Cob Bob.

  • @David_Bower
    @David_Bower Год назад +363

    Kyle does an Alex Jones segment, and the world is back in balance.

    • @sarg778returnscodm7
      @sarg778returnscodm7 Год назад +10

      as all things should be

    • @waltergrace565
      @waltergrace565 Год назад +7

      I do love that DEMINEM loves Alex Jones.

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Год назад +11

      Why hasnt Alex Jones become a voice actor in gaming industry yet. He has a great voice!

    • @berjanbeen7188
      @berjanbeen7188 Год назад +4

      ​@@Sparrows1121
      He has no range beyond his raging street preacher character. Any other voice he does falls apart after one sentence at his best.

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 Год назад

      @@berjanbeen7188 I just imagine he could be great though, his voice range is kinda impressive

  • @somethingginterestingg4275
    @somethingginterestingg4275 Год назад +58

    It's so weird to me that the most conspiritorial people never ask if religion was/is a conspiracy

    • @jumpinjohnnyruss
      @jumpinjohnnyruss Год назад +9

      Conspiratorial people are the ones who perpetrate the conspiracies.

    • @schiffelers3944
      @schiffelers3944 Год назад

      1. Conspiracy people are not a monolith, why the othering?
      Believing some also doesn't mean you believe all and all versions.
      2. Many conspiracy theorists grew up with religions/cults and fell out of that.
      Why they know conspiracies exist and happen... and if some are true, why not others.
      The history books are clear on the conspiring's that happened in religions, but also monarchies and governance.
      And that is the slippery rabbit hole.
      State secrets are kept secret by creating nut jobs like Jones that discredit everything labeled "conspiracy".
      The CIA made this a buzz word to make people ignore some actual facts.
      Like the killing of JFK, human experiments, eugenics, etc.
      3. Internet made the spreading of information, mis- & disinformations easier.
      Censorships are not new... nor (social) media propaganda's.

    • @querch1066
      @querch1066 Год назад

      That would make them atheists.

    • @Ellieempress
      @Ellieempress Год назад

      Because religion is the grift they use to make their crazy made up shit believable.

    • @westerfy
      @westerfy Год назад

      What you think religion consists of is the conspiracy theory. Between the Bible and network Television, which of those is more likely to control your thinking?
      Do you think our governments complex system of control and slavery was designed by man?

  • @hustle_simmons
    @hustle_simmons Год назад +117

    Alex knows how the system works. He's a part of it. He benefits from the same system he criticizes.

    • @waltergrace565
      @waltergrace565 Год назад +6

      And DEMINEM? All in a day's grift.

    • @stgeorge28
      @stgeorge28 Год назад

      ​@@waltergrace565Care to elaborate on the grift? I've seen no NFTs or Snake oils on this channel. You're obviously a psycho Jones/Trump fanboy.

    • @michaelthomas229
      @michaelthomas229 Год назад +6

      Facts facts facts

    • @waltergrace565
      @waltergrace565 Год назад

      @earth7869 And? It was a common tactic back in the radio days. Heaps of managers and producers did it for decades. Wu-tang were probably the last who were successful at it before radio faded.

    • @USS_Sentinel
      @USS_Sentinel Год назад +2

      Of course he does, this should not shock anyone with two brain cells to rub together.

  • @ThisIsMeOnYoutube
    @ThisIsMeOnYoutube Год назад +35

    "Before I was all messed up on drugs but since I found the lord now I'm all messed up on the lord".
    Cheech & Chong’s Big Bambu album - 1972

  • @VvSlaveofMetalvV
    @VvSlaveofMetalvV Год назад +163

    Imagine being a devout Christian and somehow still be deeply nihilistic, isn't one of the main arguments for religion is that it gives life meaning?

    • @rini6
      @rini6 Год назад

      I feel like the evangelicals are become nihilistic in their own way. They definitely want apocalypse.

    • @insightfulhistorian1861
      @insightfulhistorian1861 Год назад

      That's all cope. Religion kills brain cells, logic, and sanity. And makes people even more depressed. When Christians say shit like "Jesus loves you" and "religion makes life beautiful" they're lying to cover for how miserable they really are.

    • @nsacockroach4099
      @nsacockroach4099 Год назад +25

      Yes it is, but it seems that in this case (assuming for arguments sake Alex is actually for real) the meaning is only ascribed to the world beyond but not the one we are actually living in.
      You see this alot with certain Chrisitans. Climate change is not taken seriously because the end times are comming anyway for example.

    • @BrigadoomNorth
      @BrigadoomNorth Год назад

      Ecclesiastes is nihilism's peak. Christianity explicitly states life is meaningless, and that only God has meaning.

    • @waltergrace565
      @waltergrace565 Год назад

      @@nsacockroach4099 Oh, the irony of "climate change", huh?

  • @redwire6315
    @redwire6315 Год назад +152

    If he had been doing a parody of crazy conservatives and made it clear that that is what he was doing, he would have been one of the most beloved media figures of all time.

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 Год назад +1

      He must have not been racist enough

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 Год назад +2

      Sometimes I think Tucker is doing that.

    • @NexxtTimeDontMiss
      @NexxtTimeDontMiss Год назад

      Funny part is he’s right more than you’d like to think. He was right about the Grove , and he was right about the pedo ring of world leaders , unless you thought epstine killed himself and don’t know anything about the “finders”, an actual CP / kidnapping ring with ties to the CIA

    • @adamappell1212
      @adamappell1212 Год назад

      You act like leftism is popular. You have to trick people down your rabbit hole.

    • @AbstractM0use
      @AbstractM0use Год назад +6

      It worked for Stephen Colbert until he stopped acting like Bill O'Reilly.

  • @zachalou3073
    @zachalou3073 Год назад +129

    Destroying the world seems like a better alternative than to face his messed up life.

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated Год назад +8

      Considering how many people and creatures die in needless suffering and pain for every one that lives a good life... I think wanting the world to end in a swift and timely manner is about the most ethical position one can take. But somehow I suspect that's not Mr. Jones' reasoning for it.

    • @jefft5152
      @jefft5152 Год назад +7

      I'm wondering when a conspiracy theorist will tell all the MAGAs that this world isn't worth living in and they can catch the next comet (wink wink nudge nudge) Alex Jones seems to be that mouthpiece.

    • @JesusPriceSuperstar
      @JesusPriceSuperstar Год назад +5

      Alex Jones has lived a fantastic life. Lots of money, lots of fame, lots of whiskey, lots of fun.

    • @tmcd5049
      @tmcd5049 Год назад

      ​@@JesusPriceSuperstar Just like those globalishhht elites! 😉

    • @jefft5152
      @jefft5152 Год назад +10

      @@JesusPriceSuperstar did you forget cocaine?

  • @dlobom
    @dlobom Год назад +75

    If I owed almost a billion dollars, I would also pray for the world to end

    • @JB-tr6nu
      @JB-tr6nu Год назад +11

      😂

    • @AbstractM0use
      @AbstractM0use Год назад +7

      🤣

    • @joshuaortiz2031
      @joshuaortiz2031 Год назад

      Or you could just off yourself

    • @aprilnelly
      @aprilnelly Год назад

      Jones comes closest to the progressive mindset when he prays for the destruction of the world.trés sympatico

    • @jacobgarcia4188
      @jacobgarcia4188 Год назад

      @@aprilnelly Christians literally wanna start WW3 cuz they think that will make me Jesus come back

  • @realitystrikes1998
    @realitystrikes1998 Год назад +63

    They want the world to end because Heaven is their prize for their faith.

    • @DeepWoof
      @DeepWoof Год назад +18

      To bad its bad faith.

    • @carrollsanders9376
      @carrollsanders9376 Год назад

      Alex Jones's hasn't been the Same since Lindsey Graham Pulled Donald John Trump out of his Butt Crack!

    • @grandpagohan1
      @grandpagohan1 Год назад +15

      I don't want the world to end, but seeing the collective evangelical hyper conservative wack-os open their eyes at the door to Hell would be a BANGER series finale.

    • @66Sixxy
      @66Sixxy Год назад +1

      ​@@grandpagohan1Actually, I hear Purgatory is worse. In Hell, they have a pretty good idea of what they'll face. With Purgatory, it's always questionable & always torturous.

    • @sirajaxl
      @sirajaxl Год назад +7

      Even the evangelicals with children wish for end times within their lifetime. No concern at all that they might be caught up in the carnage before they are “ascended“.

  • @hughtrotman2212
    @hughtrotman2212 Год назад +50

    You can put Alex Jones on a “this your brain is on drugs commercial”. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @edgargarred4319
      @edgargarred4319 Год назад

      But the thing is he isn't and never was crazy, he's an amazing actor or a con artist sales man

  • @stevester9148
    @stevester9148 Год назад +20

    "Pedophile" used to be a very serious term with dark implications. The way these clows have abused of it now, it merely describes a Star Wars character or WWE wrestler you don't like.

    • @marcomoreno6748
      @marcomoreno6748 Год назад

      That's the point. GQP is full of CONVICTED diddlers.

    • @dylanking9738
      @dylanking9738 Год назад +7

      I’ve been saying this for years now. When you turn calling someone a pedophile or human trafficker into cheap political rhetoric. You play boy who cried wolf with quite possibly the worst crime imaginable. I thought of this recently with the new sound of freedom movie and the discourse surrounding it. Had this movie come out ten years ago before the rise of Qanon and the “groomer” rhetoric, it would’ve been seen as an awesome movie similar to Taken with Liam Neeson. Now it’s being called Qanon propaganda because that’s how much the well has been poisoned on this.

    • @jacobgarcia4188
      @jacobgarcia4188 Год назад

      They want the word to lose its meaning so they can keep sending children to the child abuse factory and give priests and youth pastors an endless supply of under age f#$k puppets. Qanon is real they just got the wrong party.

    • @Johnnysmithy24
      @Johnnysmithy24 Год назад

      Let’s not act like the Left hasn’t done the same thing with the words “Nazi” “Fascist” “Bigot”

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Год назад

      You can also thank Gen Z teens for that because they just go around calling everybody pedophiles for no reason.

  • @thebarnabator69
    @thebarnabator69 Год назад +21

    As someone who's recently dabbled with psychedelics, alex Jones definitely is take something

    • @SpikeTFA
      @SpikeTFA Год назад +6

      You're more right than you might realize. Psychedelics hit a whole bunch of serotonin receptors in your brain. Antipsychotics, particularly for schizophrenia, help to dial down serotonergic signaling. Alex Jones is probably a schizophrenic, maybe mild, but certainly untreated. Oftentimes schizophrenia and psychedelic trips overlap in terms of how they work and what their content is

    • @vinnie666
      @vinnie666 Год назад +2

      I doubt it's psychedelics. he was probably borderline and the years of booze and stress just pushed him over.. too gradual of a fall.

    • @kennybachman35
      @kennybachman35 Год назад

      He could actually benefit greatly from psychedelic therapy. It’s like a reset button for your brain. He needs a nice healthy hero dose, and watch his ego die an agonizing death and just fade into oblivion. Brings you right back down to Mother Earth. I’d recommend a trip-sitter and doing it in the woods or an open field. Just incase he goes primal and starts throwing his feces around. Once he cracks you can just take him and hose him off. And then the questions will start. How does humanity work? What is empathy and common decency? How can he too become a human person? What is love? etc. etc. because these are things he never learned. So you have to treat him like a toddler while not condescending or embarrassing him for not knowing. And rebuild him with integrity and compassion.

    • @SpikeTFA
      @SpikeTFA Год назад +1

      @@kennybachman35 I have to say, this is one of the extremely rare occasions where I disagree that psychedelic therapy would help. I think he is probably an undiagnosed schizophrenic, and they are nearly the only class of people for whom psychedelics can actually do further damage. I'm not saying it's not worth a try! He exhibits every symptom of derealization.
      Similarly, David Icke had his own break on LSD, and the cliché "omg I'M Jesus!" experience. He's gone on to become one of the world's leading conspiracists.
      Having gone on many deep trips (15+ grams of mushrooms), I recognize *every single thing* people like Jones or Icke say. I know where they come from and I know why they say it. I'm not particularly prone to paranoia, so it hasn't affected me in that same way
      Again, I am a huge proponent of psychedelic legalization, therapy, and even just pure exploration. It may end up leading to research to help people escape paranoid delusions, but at the moment without that kind of knowledge, crazy conspiracy theories are often reinforced.
      Take the case of Jacob Chansley, the "Q Shaman." He routinely held "ceremonies" where he would administer heroic doses of mushrooms and proceed to convert people to the Q religion. We must develop a way to combat this

    • @andrewhansen1818
      @andrewhansen1818 Год назад +3

      I doubt it. I'm a computational cognitive neuroscientist who's both studied and used psychedelics for many years.
      To me his behavior seems highly aligned with those commonly observed with stimulant abuse. He's sharp, undistracted, fully-engaged, and manic. High doses of amphetamines, phenidates, and/or potentially cathinones can get you here. Stimulant psychoses are fairly common with high/frequent dosing. I also wouldn't rule out opioids (here) and/or alcohol (in other videos) in combination.

  • @PlanetOfTheApes999
    @PlanetOfTheApes999 Год назад +75

    He's angling for an insanity defense.

    • @jefft5152
      @jefft5152 Год назад +5

      I believe him. (If that's the case)

  • @tianikane3312
    @tianikane3312 Год назад +8

    I was brought up in the sixties. My friends who tried drugs and stayed on them over the years are not far removed from Alex. Perhaps not as loud, but their mental processes are not far off. They have been fuelled by the right wing media, which is interesting, because years ago they were countercultural and went against the media and elites. A lot of them are skydaddy people, with a really warped view. Some of them are great bible bashers as well

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Год назад +36

    God: nah y’all are doing that all by yourselves

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 Год назад +3

      "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him" -Voltaire

  • @jackiesesthetics88
    @jackiesesthetics88 Год назад +23

    I worked in psych… This is someone who is experiencing serious delusions. I saw it all the time. Hyper-spiritual delusions and they would get really mean and angry… It’s sad. How is his team just standing by and not helping this dude…?

    • @tianikane3312
      @tianikane3312 Год назад

      Because they're in it for themselves. Same way with Diane Feinstein's staff...

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +5

      Because hes making millions doing exactly this lol
      THIS is the content people want. it might be sad but its reality

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Год назад +2

      You worked in a psych ward once? I salute you sister!

  • @mtalhaawais
    @mtalhaawais Год назад +31

    His transformation into a bearded thumb is complete.

    • @bradgilligan2429
      @bradgilligan2429 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂dude that is a great comment

  • @advictoriams
    @advictoriams Год назад +2

    Alex Jones does the worst Kenneth Copeland impression ever. Like, at this point, it's pure televangelism

  • @Don.M.
    @Don.M. Год назад +107

    Alex is being sued into poverty, so of course he wants the world to end. Can’t imagine being like the rest of us for once.

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад

      I would want the world to end too if I was facing poverty. If you want to get out of poverty, just post some videos of yourself yelling insanity and start selling water filters that remove “gay chemicals” and start selling penis pills like Alex does. And I don’t see why Alec is being sued. ABC and CNN also lied about Sandy Hook and falsely accused a perfectly innocent man on national television and they’re not being sued.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 Год назад +5

      He could just go out by himself and spare the rest of us his existence

    • @inefffable
      @inefffable Год назад +14

      He is SO ready to die. Instead of taking responsibility for his actions, he blames a faceless monster that lives in his head

  • @miguelitrosmats541
    @miguelitrosmats541 Год назад +21

    I remember when his show got pulled from the apple podcast app. I was watching a video reacting to the show being pulled. There was a comment that said it was all a CIA Op. It said Alex was a CIA asset and he spent years creating a fanbase and now that the show was pulled and the only way to listen to it was by downloading his app or logging into his website. When you do so your device will be infected with spyware and you will be on a watch list. You have to admit that is pretty good. You need talent to come up with these conspiracies.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 Год назад

      If there were a covert conspiracy to secretly direct the world, they'd use Alex Jones to deflect from it.

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 Год назад +3

      Alex is absolutely a CIA asset, if not an operative.

    • @joshuaortiz2031
      @joshuaortiz2031 Год назад

      Some people have a gift when it comes to conspiring, controlling and manipulating others, subjugating others. They are constantly brain storming shit like this.

    • @DipsAndPushups
      @DipsAndPushups 3 месяца назад

      You already have spyware on your phone. Your phone is already listening, but Alex Jones being a CIA stooge would not surprise me one bit. This is exactly what Kyle has talked about in this video, Alex Jones makes everyone who goes against the official US/NATO narrative sound crazy, which is why you yourself thought Alex being a CIA asset is an insane conspiracy theory. In reality he might be a CIA asset or he might not be one, in either case he ended up being useful to the CIA by discrediting the idea of going against the official US/NATO narratives.

  • @Valmerix
    @Valmerix Год назад +24

    alex would be such a good WWE manager

  • @ctpaul1261
    @ctpaul1261 Год назад +65

    The fact that someone like Jones can rise to (some degree of) fame and (some degree of) influence is a sad statement about our society. How did we get here? In a sane and rational world, any Alex Jones's would simply never have a microphone and a sizeable audience.

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +5

      He’s famous with a large audience because he’s hilariously entertaining and has a microphone because everyone is entitled to have one in this country. I’m a member of his audience not because I believe every crazy thing he says, but because he’s very effective at getting me to laugh my a$$ off🤣

    • @patsox2004
      @patsox2004 Год назад

      Its not at all hard to understand why people listen to him. You have tens of millions of people that are poor, uneducated an disenfranchised by society and our government. Religion works the same way.

    • @ctpaul1261
      @ctpaul1261 Год назад +12

      @@johnmartin4641 Sure, but the problem is that he's not passing himself off as a comedian/entertainer. Some people take him seriously. In fact, enough people take him seriously to make him a danger to society. He was responsible for Sandy Hook parents getting death threats. He had a hand in inciting the Jan. 6 insurrection. He supports an anti-democracy candidate for POTUS. He spreads conspiracy theories. To me, his negative societal impact far outweighs whatever positive comedic value he may have.

    • @ravemachin
      @ravemachin Год назад +6

      @@johnmartin4641 in a world with Bill Burr...Doug Stanhope....Jimmy Carr you pick Jones to make you laugh?
      Ok

    • @waltergrace565
      @waltergrace565 Год назад

      @@ctpaul1261 Hilarious. You're spreading conspiracy theories right now, my man. He was never found responsible for any threats. And insurrection? Haha, still? C'mon, dawg
      Your boy, DEMINEM, does the exact same thing Jones does, but in a much more nefarious and duplicitous nature. Kyle has a much more negative impact on society than Jones does because Kyle targets minors, vulnerable people, the heavily medicated and the least informed parts of the population.
      And Kyle's not even funny. His attempts at humor are just smug and cringe.

  • @robingourde9366
    @robingourde9366 Год назад +162

    Anyone who takes Alex Jones seriously has serious problems. Seriously. Our society is so sick.

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +20

      I watch him because he’s hilariously entertaining😂. I don’t believe all of the insane things he says.

    • @mangogoat4691
      @mangogoat4691 Год назад +10

      I think people take him seriously because society is so sick. People can believe this demonic reality because it kind of is already…..

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +3

      @JohnSmith-ez9xq I mean some are true. he did call a couple big ones
      But yeah most are insane ramblings and its why most of us watch lmao

    • @eldrickemc4602
      @eldrickemc4602 Год назад +8

      Seriously....
      Alex has lost it

    • @waltergrace565
      @waltergrace565 Год назад

      Yeah, the reality of the situation is that not many people actually take Jones seriously. It's probably the same amount of people who take DEMINEM, here, seriously. I think both are just symptoms of a sick society.

  • @caitozz
    @caitozz Год назад +13

    Kyle, your Alex Jones voice is getting really good 😂

  • @merciless972
    @merciless972 Год назад +20

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +2

      More like LSD.

    • @smurxxx0910
      @smurxxx0910 Год назад +1

      Alex Jones is so close to God because of the fentanyl in his booger sugar.

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад

      hes not on coke not there anyways
      im assuming youve used so shouldnt be hard to tel if you look close. maybe on smoething but i wouldnt be surprsied if he isnt

    • @smurxxx0910
      @smurxxx0910 Год назад

      @@Rowsy91 I'm waiting for the Alex Jones Narcan that's just tap water and colloidal silver.

  • @Aaron-ui9tj
    @Aaron-ui9tj Год назад +2

    Not trying to diagnose, but alcohol is a common form of self medication in patient's with schizophrenia.

  • @gagago302
    @gagago302 Год назад +38

    That’s a manic episode while you’re coping with alcohol. This dude really needs help.

  • @JDinMD
    @JDinMD Год назад +9

    This is classic Secular Talk and I’m here for it

  • @yracpontiferous4846
    @yracpontiferous4846 Год назад +6

    WHY AM I YELLING!?
    THIS IS HOW I TALK!
    AIN'T YOU SEEN NONE OF MY MOVIES!!

  • @randallsanders4656
    @randallsanders4656 Год назад +3

    Alex Jones has clearly Smelled what the Rock was cookin

  • @septorch28
    @septorch28 Год назад +13

    Someone is going to clip that ‘all hail satan!’ part and repost it forever lol

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +1

      Alex is going to show it in his next show and say “see, I told ya so! The globalist New World Order liberals don’t even try to hide their love for Satan anymore!”🤣

    • @nas84payne
      @nas84payne Год назад

      The dog panting from Alex also needs to be clipped 😂

  • @ThaTruFily
    @ThaTruFily Год назад +5

    "Give us pizza or give us death" moment for A.J.

  • @internethokage9363
    @internethokage9363 Год назад +15

    Alex: God, destroy the world… for the kids
    God: How Sway?!

  • @stevemadrid6522
    @stevemadrid6522 Год назад +3

    "Alex? This is God. Yeah, please don't call me anymore. I'm changing my number. Peace!"

  • @yungdre7869
    @yungdre7869 Год назад +8

    Bro started acting like a dog and I lost it 😂 holy shit

  • @Lebowski55
    @Lebowski55 Год назад +2

    A question for Alex Jones, how is Trump not a globalist?

  • @Arbaaltheundefeated
    @Arbaaltheundefeated Год назад +13

    Well, I voted for Asteroid a time or two, so I guess I can't really blame him there without being a hypocrite. But I do suspect our reasons for wanting the world to end might have been slightly different... if not even diametrically opposed.

  • @YaBoyRafa
    @YaBoyRafa Год назад +3

    Alex jones is like straight out of GTA radio

  • @toyotaprius79
    @toyotaprius79 Год назад +15

    Isn't he a billion in debt?

    • @Arander92
      @Arander92 Год назад +2

      Lol yup

    • @nickt2559
      @nickt2559 Год назад +1

      Yea and still living a better life than you 👊

    • @jefft5152
      @jefft5152 Год назад +4

      ​@@nickt2559😂 he sounds pretty miserable actually.

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад

      Videos like this will help turn that around lol
      This type of content explodes

    • @Arander92
      @Arander92 Год назад +2

      @@nickt2559 yikes bro

  • @pfpublius
    @pfpublius Год назад +2

    It's pretty simple to me...he'd rather see himself & everyone else dead than to be "poor" like the rest of us peons. It's an extreme version of narcissism.

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw Год назад +7

    I was about to say he have completely lost his mind but that already happened years ago

  • @whatsupinspace854
    @whatsupinspace854 Год назад +3

    You want tge truth? *ALEX JONES CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!*

  • @Observette
    @Observette Год назад +5

    I’m starting to think Alex Jones might be one of those failed human/animal hybrids the elites released from the lab. 😂

  • @user-il9ze9py8c
    @user-il9ze9py8c Год назад +16

    I know lots of people who genuinely believe this guy.

    • @nas84payne
      @nas84payne Год назад +1

      So very unfortunate that you know em.

    • @user-il9ze9py8c
      @user-il9ze9py8c Год назад +1

      @@nas84payne One of them was one of my very best friends growing up. They didn't even really change, I guess I did.

    • @AniMeLoVeR23451
      @AniMeLoVeR23451 Год назад

      You probably know people who voted for Biden too

  • @johnmartin4641
    @johnmartin4641 Год назад +17

    Alex is going to take the clip of Kyle saying “All hail Satan” and show it on his next show and say “see, I told ya so!”🤣

  • @fh5kskalf
    @fh5kskalf Год назад +11

    Thanks for sharing this, I legit woke up my girlfriend at 7:50 because I was laughing so hard.

  • @CommittedMan
    @CommittedMan Год назад +11

    I feel like if Kyle actually met Alex they’d come out being best buds 😂

  • @thereccher8746
    @thereccher8746 Год назад +2

    Alex we don't need god to destroy the world. We're perfectly capable of doing that ourselves.

  • @nerag7459
    @nerag7459 Год назад +3

    Alex Jones: "Our opponents are demons who want to destroy the world". Also Alex Jones: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

  • @ZedNebuloid
    @ZedNebuloid 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hey Alex, nobody is stopping you from offing yourself. Go ahead if that's what you want.

  • @ugo31
    @ugo31 Год назад +29

    Alex Jones is the meme God

  • @adamedison6831
    @adamedison6831 Год назад +2

    "My name is Alex Jones and I make Tuco Salamanca on meth look sane!" - Alex Jones, probably

  • @patrickmitchell4134
    @patrickmitchell4134 Год назад +11

    If the internet didn’t exist Jones would be clearing tables at your local Denny’s.

    • @AbstractM0use
      @AbstractM0use Год назад +2

      Nah, he'd be blabbering on some local AM radio station

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Год назад +1

      He actually had his own show on a Public Access TV channel once believe it or not. Also radio was once a thing so maybe he'd be doing that too.

  • @SignumInterriti
    @SignumInterriti Год назад +4

    Whenever Kyle speaks about Alex Jones, he has that admirable mix of analysis and compassion.

  • @stevenjamison5896
    @stevenjamison5896 Год назад +3

    It's sad that society has even made a place for a monster like Alex Jones.

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад

      He’s not a monster; he’s hilarious 🤣

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Год назад +1

      A place for him? hes upper tier of society haha
      Idk how people can watch him and not be entertained but to each their own

  • @bigvsouthphilly2156
    @bigvsouthphilly2156 Год назад +1

    First time seeing u. I like your hair and your a honest guy and very smart. Dam i feel like i been missing out on your videos i never saw u before

  • @brahmanwithin6623
    @brahmanwithin6623 Год назад +3

    OMG THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING, I AGREE WITH ALEX JONES! HE IS LITERALLY A PROPHET!

  • @maxm7399
    @maxm7399 Год назад +1

    4:55 Alex might be watching Mark Dice too frequently, lol

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 Год назад +10

    Alex Jones *is* a national treasure. I would hate to lose such a beautiful source of laughs.

  • @soulife8383
    @soulife8383 Год назад +1

    There ARE people listening to this holding a bible pressed to their chest with one hand and reaching up to the sky with their head down and eyes closed whispering amen

  • @SolutionsWithin
    @SolutionsWithin Год назад +13

    If his god and his God’s plan are so powerful, why does he think the global elite can upset it?

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад +5

      I mean we're talking about an All-Powerful Being who still inexplicably needs all your money to get shit done.
      Shot in the dark, Yahweh's kind of incompetent.

    • @AinnRubiix
      @AinnRubiix Год назад

      @@patchwurk6652you clearly haven’t open a Bible never in your life

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад

      @@AinnRubiix Clearly huh?
      Well wrong on one count, was raised by Jehovah's Witnesses.
      And wrong on the second account, seeing how I was mocking the depiction of God your stupid Churches proliferate, not the Biblical interpretation of Yahweh or Christ.
      And for the final strike, you seriously decided to poke a 2 month old comment just to be bare-assed in defense of your imaginary friend?
      Are you that desperate for attention that a public flagellating from a stranger on your own religious doctrine will suffice?
      C'mon man, gotta at least Pretend like you've got an argument to make, otherwise I'm just gonna get bored with you.

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 5 месяцев назад

      @@AinnRubiix o you mean like 90 percent of christians

  • @jamesscully529
    @jamesscully529 Год назад +13

    He's back to playing the part...give him an Oscar.

  • @jaidev777
    @jaidev777 Год назад +2

    Remember this one next time someone says there's no harm in religion.

  • @timothypulliam2177
    @timothypulliam2177 Год назад +18

    I want the world to blow up, but only because people like Alex Jones exist

  • @benjaminkline2529
    @benjaminkline2529 Год назад +2

    Alex Jones is the man. Been speaking truth for decades now. He is a national treasure

  • @donnac2420
    @donnac2420 Год назад +14

    Omg, Kyle. Your Alex jones impression is SPOT ON!!! Lmao 😂

  • @khharold9348
    @khharold9348 Год назад +1

    Even Moon Knight would look at Alex and say, “Dude, stop listening to the voices in your f$&king head.”

  • @playerone7663
    @playerone7663 Год назад +4

    I've seen Alex acting crazy during the past 20 years.....but he seems EXTRA CRAZY right now.

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Год назад +1

      Yea I'm starting to get worried because I've had moments like these myself. It's basically like pre-mass shooter thoughts. I'm not saying Alex Jones is ready to harm people but it's a dangerous path to go down. I am able to hold down those thoughts because I have people who love me and will always have my back. So I can't betray them. But if say Alex Jones or anyone else has those thoughts and has nobody to love him. Then I mean it could get ugly.

  • @splinejunky
    @splinejunky Год назад +5

    How is he not so broke he can’t afford to wake up.

  • @punkbnuyyy
    @punkbnuyyy Год назад +2

    Those clips from Alex Jones genuinely reminded me of one of my friends having a mental breakdown after dropping acid

  • @Val_da_Shark
    @Val_da_Shark Год назад +6

    As a furry I can say with certainty that Alex jones being scared of animal human hybrids is absolutely hysterical, way easier to laugh at them his more depressing and actually dangerous beliefs

    • @nas84payne
      @nas84payne Год назад

      Speaking of animal, gotta love the dog panting he did doing his rant 😂

    • @Kirsten130
      @Kirsten130 10 месяцев назад

      You are a human.

  • @kimberlyburlenski7232
    @kimberlyburlenski7232 Год назад +1

    OMG why isn't Alex Jones institutionalized? Seriously WTH

  • @darryncherry610
    @darryncherry610 Год назад +4

    Alex Jones for president

  • @TheMLGSnubs
    @TheMLGSnubs Год назад +2

    Alex Jones actually is a national treasure.

  • @clownchaostime3024
    @clownchaostime3024 Год назад +6

    This is comedy gold! Omg! I'm dying over here! Kyle, you're killing me too brother! Jesus Christ I'm dead! Alex Jones! Netflix is calling!

  • @ImperatorAvgvstvs
    @ImperatorAvgvstvs Год назад +2

    I watch Alex for both news and entertainment. Rants like this are entertainment (with a kernel of truth), but the hard news and analysis segments are usually spot on.

  • @marcevan1141
    @marcevan1141 Год назад +3

    Not quite sure why Kyle persists in covering Alex Jones so frequently. Perhaps the one question Kyke should be asking is why Joe Rogan took Jones seriously for so long.

  • @jackg350
    @jackg350 Год назад +1

    It got better later in the segment when he started talking about him not being on cocaine

  • @PackIsBack32
    @PackIsBack32 Год назад +4

    You’d be surprised Kyle how many people take Alex Jones seriously… unfortunately Joe Rogan is a big part as to why that is.

  • @parkermudsen1063
    @parkermudsen1063 Год назад +2

    Alex has a solid yelling voice. I’ll give him that much.

  • @ThaTruFily
    @ThaTruFily Год назад +10

    Kyle is the national treasure 🌞

    • @TrueRomance1993
      @TrueRomance1993 Год назад +3

      Not as much as Alex Jones though. 😆

    • @thomaslance5428
      @thomaslance5428 Год назад

      He must be hidden behind a puzzle then.

    • @therealivydawg
      @therealivydawg Год назад +2

      ​@@TrueRomance1993Alex is a national bowel movement pile in the middle of the room. And not a solid one. Just a pile.

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily Год назад

      @@thomaslance5428 ??

  • @FryGuy1013
    @FryGuy1013 Год назад +2

    This really feels like the Charlie Sheen interview. That's some serious tiger blood energy.

  • @AdrianDionQuarles
    @AdrianDionQuarles Год назад +2

    What a time to be alive. Shout out to Kyle and Alex this is getting me through insomnia.

  • @Itsunobaka
    @Itsunobaka Год назад +2

    kyle's alex jones impression is pretty good

  • @JHMBB2
    @JHMBB2 Год назад +4

    I wish he was just a parody, and didn’t harm anyone, because he’s so entertaining otherwise

  • @paulefthos5654
    @paulefthos5654 5 месяцев назад +1

    Time for the straight jacket! 😅

  • @MaddawgJAG
    @MaddawgJAG Год назад +12

    Alex is in dire need of a healthy bowel movement!

    • @antifazisbonifaz6964
      @antifazisbonifaz6964 Год назад +2

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeaaah, He is full of it and he knows!!! 😂😂👌👌👌

  • @OpticonVeritas
    @OpticonVeritas Год назад +2

    6:38 Alcohol-induced psychosis is a hell of a thing

  • @certs743
    @certs743 Год назад +4

    I remember him back when he infiltrated the Bohemian Grove and he seemed like he was trying to do some legit investigative journalism into stuff the majority of the population including the news media had never heard of.
    You look at him now and wonder what the hell happened.

  • @T3hArchAngelG
    @T3hArchAngelG Год назад +1

    I don't think the religious really care about truth. They believe what is comfortable. If they cared about truth they'd actually read their Bible rather than the specific verses their pastor tells them to read. If they cared about truth they'd do some research, but that's work and they are about comfort. Why research when they know the truth?

  • @TheLastLineLive
    @TheLastLineLive Год назад +10

    I think at this point, if God were real, he would’ve already done it by now because we’re annoying little shits LMAO

  • @mechanic6682
    @mechanic6682 Год назад +1

    He's not microdosing, he's overdosing.

  • @JoeMayo1987
    @JoeMayo1987 Год назад +8

    He's definitely playing a character. I've seen him break character before.
    I mean, you have to be disturbed to do what he does. But, it's all a grift.

    • @johnmartin4641
      @johnmartin4641 Год назад +4

      People have told me that they’ve met him in person at random places and said he’s just a normal guy and not the nutcase we see on his show.

    • @JoeMayo1987
      @JoeMayo1987 Год назад +2

      @@johnmartin4641 Yeah, I'm not surprised. The clip I watched shows him going on a rant about who knows what. Then out of nowhere, he busts out laughing. Presumably about the nonsense he's spewing. He laughs for a couple/few seconds, collects himself, and goes back to the rant. It was very similar to actors on SNL when they break character doing a live skit. In fact, that was the first thing I thought about after seeing Jones do it.

    • @DipsAndPushups
      @DipsAndPushups 3 месяца назад

      ​@@JoeMayo1987 can you remember the name of the clip or how to find it?

  • @smitz001
    @smitz001 Год назад +1

    Animal human clones seem pretty dope tho.

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 Год назад +3

    Alex Jones might be top 5 all time entertainer i cant stop watching the guy lol
    He says some true stuff theres no denying it but he wraps it in such an insane package that it makes it less real but waaaaay more entertaining

    • @berjanbeen7188
      @berjanbeen7188 Год назад

      I mean it can be funny at times how abusive he is to his audience or how the state of his "info war" changes on his current mood. It's also pretty funny how bad he is at the job he supposedly does with regards to research, reading news or preparing anything. His moments being mad at the crew are great.
      But man is there a lot of boring stuff, meaningless filler or content that basically is advertisment prelude.
      Also I'd be willing to deny he says things that are true

  • @Elementfire0666
    @Elementfire0666 Год назад +1

    Alex: “This is next level Alex Jones”
    Damn to think we were getting mid Jones this whole time.

  • @desertfoxmj7148
    @desertfoxmj7148 Год назад +4

    Alex you are one of the last people god will come to if it's time to push the button man. entertaining though. thank Kyle.

  • @canadiangamerX3
    @canadiangamerX3 Год назад +2

    Guy finally admitted to his receding hairline and shaved it all off LOL