I Like "The Office"
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2019
- I don't know really know what I'm looking for right now, we should keep things casual
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Written and Directed by Jon Foor and Luke Strickler
With Kiki Milner and Dana Bell as "The Woods"
Composer/ Sound Editor: Will Van Boldrik
The Office Theme (Trap Remix) by C-J
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Find me at twitter.com/JonFoor and instagram.com/jonfoor, I'm super chill and I love being random
@Brandon Bevill yeah remember when Kevin spilled the chili? Remember?
You like Kyle Mooney?
Jon Foor I’m too young 😭
Fuck one more like and it’s 420
and you have a bit of the hurt bum bum
“i’m just a jim looking for his pam”
Deep
The Office; the Way Home
oh god
Bruh hahahaha
You have to steal her from the Roy. Jim's love story based on destroying other relationship🤣
“Who’s there”
“Women”
“Nice”
😧
Below Average Pianist FUCK THAT! GET OUT OF MY WOODS!
Women who
I read this while watching the exact scene lol
😂
this guy looks like he says awesomesauce.
red rich and sounds like
or cool beans
tHaTs tHe BoMb
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
red rich yesss
This guy drinks straight up vanilla extract
That's actually pretty hardcore though, have you ever caught a whiff of that stuff?
Yeah, it’s also 70-80 proof, if it’s natural.
Dude it tastes like pure alcohol that stuffs bad
[yikes] ._. That stuffs good
@@balls3198 if you mix it with stuff its fine but if you drink it i don't know what kind of rocks you smoke
"This hill is beautiful! ... Maybe I'm a good guy!?"
Toxiciron its funny bc its true
"My favorite movie is Endgame. My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. My favorite show is The Office."
"Pewdiepie is my favorite youtuber. I only use reddit and hate instagram. Minecraft good, fortnite bad. I call other people normies."
@@il_veltro "Ugandan Chungus lol funee. Incels aren't all bad. Spongebob memes are for normies"
This describes me and I'm scared
Ok but endgame is awesome fight me
how to disappear completely. Why can’t people like avengers and be into movies?
"I can play guitar. My favourite song is wonderwall"
ironicCryptid i wanna hear me play it? Or I can also play Smoke on the Water?
Hunter Messick don’t forget smells like teen spirit
i can also play stairway to heaven! wanna hear it? wanna hear me play it? i'm soo good at guitar!
ironicCryptid Did I hear someone say seven nation army?
i can also play yesterday!
He looks like he says “cool beans”
hey man why you gotta call me out like this
Come on dude, I say that all the time
Is that like a personal attack or something
Cool beans
I feel personally attacked 😂😂😂
"Here for a good time, not a long time"
6'2 if that matters to ya
That's my niece not my kid lol
Maya Little-Saña LMAO so accurate
this triggers me
ACCURATE
6’4 in heels
Wow... this just got real
“Fluent in sarcasm” “my humor is basically just Vine references” “wanderlust🍃”
what if wanderlust and vine but also other things? :/
“6’2 cos that matters for some reason” looool
Strawberry Fields Occasionally i CaN qUoTe AnY vInE
"420 friendly" "bi"
@@meinerHeld if you have a strong enough sense of self then the things that make you basic stop mattering
im still pissed that i got banned from tinder for making my bio the 'about us' paragraph from the arby's website
"The Arby's brand purpose is Inspiring Smiles Through Delicious Experiences®. Arby's delivers on its purpose by celebrating the art of Meatcraft® with a variety of high-quality proteins and innovative, crave-able sides, such as Curly Fries and Jamocha shakes. Arby's Fast Crafted® restaurant services feature a unique blend of quick-serve speed combined with the quality and made-for-you care of fast casual. Arby's Restaurant Group, Inc. is the franchisor of the Arby's Brand and is headquartered in Atlanta, Ga." - This guys tinder bio.
Dude I got banned for making an account to share memes. Ppl take tinder way too seriously I swear
Jitzy LOOOOOOL 🤦🏻♀️
Epic. Lol
Wait that's fucking hilarious
Usually goes by the name John, Adam, Matthew, Hunter, Kevin or Josh.
TheTheBest chill
Hunter Messick lmaoooo
Chad
Cody, Zack, Callum, Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Duke, Evan, Skylar, Tyler, and Trevor
Don't forget Austin, David and Parker
Does he have a crush on Emma Watson because that's crucial
Or Scarlett johansson
Or Anna Kendrick
I feel attacked
starlight nah, Scarlett Johansson is only famous cause nudes. Anna Kendrick and Emma Watson are true women of their times, and have been hero’s to many young boys and girls
glitter cake or selena gomez
"I'm actually 19"
"Give me your best pick up lines"
"If you don't quote vines daily you might as well swipe left"
Never really understood how do people quote Vines, and not just because they are mostly trash
“If you don’t play Minecraft daily, jut leave”
Imagine that but with tiktok
Noah Culp “I’m actually 19” killed me! 😂😂
"Just travelling the world." Is also one of the greats.
when he said “i’m tall” he forgot to say “because apparently that matters”
I think it’s implied ahah
Mario Fesse lmaoo boys ALWAYS say that exact line like shut the hell up bitch say something original 😤
GJKKNJJJ
MiniMimi preach
Well I think it does matter to lots of women though. Ive seen womens openening line be "sO hOw tAlL arE yOu"
"British TV"
*Irish Republican Army has swiped Left*
May Ireland be united once more
Ooh ahh up the rah
derry girls is on channel 4 (british TV)
@@saladblock so was father Ted which is about as Irish as you can get so I would definetely call them both Irish but I get how someone could argue about channel 4
@@idontcare6736 Ireland has never been united.
Guy: “Who’s there?”
Voice: “Women!”
Guy: “Nice!”
Voice: “...with specific interests!”
Guy: “Ahhhhh!”
racoonzattack Hey he has specific interests; in case you didn’t know, he likes The Office and he’s tall.
@@chicagoisso2yearsago250 maybe he's a good guy
FUCK THAT GET OUT OF MY WOODS
@@ethanarteaga8118 - Don't you know the woods belong the Feminine Divine?
I was reading this as it plays out on the video
My personality is LIMITED CONSUMER CHOICES ADJUSTED TO SOCIAL VALUE
gravyfan Nailed it 🤯
omg you’re so quirky & unique!
r/tinder
This is my next tinder profile
It’s like the girls on tinder who always put “I love eating” or “I love sleeping” in their bio
"Omg my hobby is looking at Netflix and eating i'm SO quirky hahahaha"
I'M nOt LiKE otHeR GiRls I Eat LiKe 5 PoUndS OF ChicKeN NUgGeTs AnD ChEeTos a DAy. AlSo PiZZa iS BAE !!!
i like breathing. It's very healthy and beneficial to your body.
Or the "i can out drink you line".
When in reality they stumble after 2 VKs, a Smirnoff ice and a shot of sambuca.
this turned into a whole david lynch film
Yeah, don't think you really understand Lynch then...
@@Heldor100 Youre so smart, maybe you're a good guy!
@User Name says the vanilla boy who uses David Lynch as a generic synonym for "Weird".
Nah, it’s not horrifying or incoherent enough
The ending did feel like a scene in dune and the part in the forest feels like a scene in blue velvet
"Actually 20, dunno why it says 24 lol!"
MOOD
???
@@cash3242 it's a reference lol, that is part of like half of all the tinder bios
YESSSS
YA
"This hill is beautiful, maybe I'm a good guy!"
*genius*
Damn no replies
00:39
I don’t get it
I feel like an idiot can someone pleas explain
Lol I feel so stupid
“This hill is beautiful. Maybe I’m a good guy!” Is my favorite line.
"the analytical part of me wants to examine it... but i know it has no content"- Oscar Martinez
This is literally the perfect comment
"This hill is beautiful... maybe I'm a good guy." Genius.
The amount of times I’ve read “I like The Office and pretty much anything outdoors” makes me want to jump out a window
What do u like to hear or read?
I do like the office, but I don't announce that to the world.
@@MusiicRoolz like "dude i see a horse kill another horse with only one hit in the head" this kinda of shit? Because life is boring and every day people kill themselves, there is no god, fuck me dead then
I like The Office and pretty much anything outdoors
Max Kleve u just did bich
that “interestinggg” just kills me idk why
I’m getting Gabe vibes from this guy.
You spelt Gay wrong
GET OUT SKELETON MAN
@@wallybloc1415 Dumbass it's a character from the office
@@JesusGomez-ob2qt that was a joke
Metal Yoshi 5000 calmly and nervously says “yeah walk away bitch”
This new Black Mirror episode is pretty good
Especially the end.
Good show
“For real though, if you’re racist, sexist, homophobic, or not hot, this will NOT work out long term.”
emily grant I LOVE that “long term” was snuck in there at the end.
Jorgan Freeman if shes hot. i wouldnt even care
i saw the video too
Homophobic is fine
@@uthmanhaque734 Unfortunately, it would not work out for you long term.
“I’m a Disney guy, I like the Beatles, and High school wasn’t that bad for me”
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
For me that was the worst one lol
Fr
Is it really so weird to not like Disney?
Its not calling out liking those very common things. Everyone likes the Beatles and a lot of Disney. Its making those things that are so ubiquitous in our culture your only identity and interests. If you peel back the layers of this person theres nothing but a shallow regurgitation of what the world has deemed to be acceptable and liked.
@@voltorb3246 how do you not do that if you genuinely just go for that stuff?
“My favorite character is Toby. He is just misunderstood.”
Childhood is idolizing Michael Scott
Adulthood is realizing the Toby makes more sense
Well he is
NO GOD PLEASE NO
@@ragerodracir my sides have now left the milky way, cheers man
the cinematography suddenly went from 1 to 100
i love your profile pic
@bacara18 no u
Pets dog "this is a personality"
Ok first of all I just came here to have a good time
me being personally offended
Just Harley but not a long time, right?
pretty much the most basic way to respond to being called basic
@@benhouchen5964 Thank you clearly I try very hard to live up to that name.
Also hey anyone else freaking the fuck out over a live action sonic movie?? Cause theres a live action sonic movie coming out with Jim carrey in it.
“This is a personality” lmao
"I am someone who is not afraid to tell it like it is."
He looks like a guy that says that I then just says something a little homophobic
@@yahavshalem5692 and then blames current feminism on it
I don’t care how this ended up on my recommend, I’m just glad it did.
Kyle Mooney rip off
wajahath khan I had to look up who that was and I still don’t know what ur talking abt.
@@mrkyb9987 ruclips.net/video/7lzf8kfHY6A/видео.html
Old youtuber, use to post funny sketches with diff characters, now hes an snl writer/actor.
This dude clearly ripped off him
@@mrkyb9987 it sucks because he didnt give any credit and pll like you would never know who he was
wajahath khan Thx for the link, this dudes actually pretty funny. Still not sure why he’s relevant here tho
“the woods belong to the feminine divine” what hozier song is this
lily dougherty this is a good comment
peniswater thank you very much
Killed it with that comment
Mac Miller feminine divine album
@@dennisperezcuts5256 at the end in the desert it even kinda sounds like the intro to that album
"My favorite part about The Office is that it's funny!"
"THIS IS A PERSONALITY."
So damn funny
hiking 🏔 traveling 🌏 skiing ⛷ nature 🌲
Love EDM ✌️let’s go to a rave or smoke a bowl 🍁
6’4 I guess ppl put their height on here now??? 🤷♂️
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Micheal Scott
M~mai “I have H - I - RPIES” -Michael Scott
This triggered me hahahaha
@@Celeryfart 😂it's so ridiculous
M~mai the incorrect spelling of michael SENT ME lol if u did that on purpose i love it
I put my height in desperation because I didn't get any matches. Didn't work, still no matches.
idk why this was on my recommended but i'm here for it.
Because RUclips is working again, friend. Because RUclips is working again
I made this comment 1k likes
Same.
1:01 I've never forgotten the way he says "interesting." It's so infectious.
“i watch derry girls”
“BRITISH TV ?? NO.... I DONT WANT TO !”
Honestly one of the best ever
It's not British though
@@zaphodbeeblebrox655 We have all seen the shit show in the comment section. Ireland own that crappy programme.
Matthew Hare-maughan it ain’t even crap tho
Derry Girls is so god damn good. Absolutely brilliant writing and comedic timing.
The fish holding is what really got me
besides random, could you explain that part to me?
@@meinerHeld Like almost everything in this video, it's just one of those things that guys do on Tinder. So many of them have a picture of them holding a fish after catching it
@@Quintaner i thought that's what it was, but i guess i was sort of hoping it was something more complicated. still i love this video haha
Quintaner is it me or is it a Southern thing?
Comaaaaaaaaaaan
"Dont you know? the woods belong to the *feminine divine* "
It's disconcerting and yet also oddly comforting to see that straight and gay Tinder are EXACTLY the same.
There is a gay tinder?
@@jimmybrooks5902 Grindr
@@justthetruth3950 No just Tinder, Grindr is something...not for dating.
So for the gay fans of The Office are people wanting to find their Jim for their Jim, or their Pam for their Pam, or their whoever Oscar's partner was for their Oscar?
@@DuvalSt1 Isn't grindr of one night stands? Idk
"Interesting!"
That's the best part of the video.
Other than the ending.
No, the COMAAAAAAAAAN
An almost 3 minute summary of why I uninstalled Tinder.
It’s the same shit on our end too tbh
@The Lexdysic cartographer don't doubt it!
"I have a crazy side"
"I just like junk food lol"
"I'm kinda a nerd haha"
"Brutally honest."
"Memes are my life."
Etc etcetcetcetc.
I've seen a few that claim to be "insane".
Aside from that you also get the bonus choice of the "I'm not like other girls" basic girl.
Real amazing dating pool for everyone on tinder, huh?
Guys, I'm an Italian who's gonna stay in London for a month to study without knowing anyone. Any tips? Maybe a good alternative to tinder where I can meet new friends as well. Sorry for cringily asking here, but why not
Soda Trash 666 lmao
@@evooff Bello
"I'm fluent in sarcasm!" "Swipe left if you can't deal with my sarcasm." "People would describe me as: sarcastic." Please make them stop.
"Looking for my Chandler Bing in a world full of Joeys." "Sarcasm is my second language."
I legit think that’s a formal way of saying “I will intentionally be a dry condescending prick to you all the time but will use ‘I was being sarcastic’ to make you look like you’re ‘too sensitive’.
Cheyenne Colin I stay away from people who wear “sarcasm” merch of any kind for that very reason. Every single one I’ve met is exactly as you’ve described.
“The woods belong to the feminine divine”
The Divine Feminine, An Album By Mac Miller
British TV? No... I don't want to!
Woods is a song by mac miller, divine feminine is an album by Mac miller. Are you talking about Mac miller?
T Y M E - “Woods” was released quite a while after this video came out.
But I asked the video maker if he is a fan of Mac and he said he is.
Also if you listen to 2:00, it kind of sounds like a pitched down version of Mac’s song Congratulations.
@@downfromthereeefters yeah but this comment was made 2 months ago
for sure this guy claps his hands when the airplane just landed
I feel offended lmao
people don’t do that?
@@lgbtqiarights the only people I know who'd do that are the ones who I could also describe as "a single braincell"
@@meatkirbo damn just let people congratulate the pilot dude.
@@lgbtqiarights well, that's just who I know, there could be so many more people that do this that are, how do I put it, not dumb I guess.
You forgot “Love to go hiking”.
thepantweaver STOP THIS IS TOO REAL
thepantweaver screw you hiking is fun
Yeah because being healthy and having good personal fitness is soo cringey lmao. Undisciplined lazy glutton slobs with zero direction and purpose in life like you are what make it so easy for people like me to achieve my goals and have fulfillment
Ben Simmons liking hikes isn’t a personality
@@BigShaneGillis That's exactly what the guy in the video would say lol
It's like late 2000s surreal sketch comedy RUclips with a higher budget
I'm here for this
Back when the guys behind fivesecondfilms felt bold and decided to make longer videos occasionally.
This has such a Kyle mooney beat
Honestly check out Portlandia, the parody of first world problems and bizarre twist at the end is exactly like this
I bet he is inspired by two guyz from the lonely island
Im not idk why this was in my youtube feed
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Fish
I don't even have Tinder and I know this is accurate
The Office: _exists_
Tinder girls: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Ayy, JonTron reference?
Don’t you mean tumblr?
@@campbell9701 I've never been there. What reference are you referring to?
this is like the male version of a basic white girl
i think thats called a basic white boy
*basic white soft boi
Its a Kyle Mooney rip off
@J. R. not rlly hate. You need yo chill. Although he does deserve hate cause he is a Kyle Mooneyy Rip Off.
That’s the joke bud
“Women growing up in Ireland” “British TV?” Triggered🇮🇪
Derry girls is in northern Ireland so it's more like UK TV but channel 4 is a British company so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lukak prod
anto 7 prodsssss
derry girls is channel 4 xx
@@lukak1774 Irish sound
My favorite basic boy quote is: "I listen to Queen and The Beatles, the music industry nowadays sucks, at least i'm not brainwashed like the rest."
@DRE well then you're probably only listening to the radio, or whatevers trending on spotify, because there are a lot of great artists out there
Some recommendations:
King Gizzard and the lizard wizard
Tame impala
Vulfpeck
Anything on kexp
Anything on tiny desk concerts
@@bluefoxfox1459 Tame Impala is trash...
@DRE But I don't know why people think it's a personality or something "special" to think. It's just a dumb thing to say, they end up sounding like narcissist snobs.
DRE ok king/Queen spit those facts!
Music taste is the most absurd argument. ‘How dare u like the color yellow, u uncultured rock. I’m so glad I was raised correctly and like REAL colors.’ Like tf🙃 music is music
“I have 8 tattoos and counting” *this is a personality
“6’’2 if that matters 🤷🏼♀️”
6"2 though
I mean apparently if your height starts with a 6, you're rated way better by grils. Even if ur not actually that tall, they've seen you in purposs, and have only been told how tall you are :/ weird world.
Haha, protip: if you want to get some serious matches you better round up to 6' and mention that in your profile, even if 5'4 lol
Every guy on tinder ever
GenghisDong 6 inches?????
I was expecting him to say that he went to Cornell
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the army.
Ian Kelly r/woooosh
@@jiannap178 nope. I was quoting the show. The whoosh is it going over your head
@@jiannap178 OHHH R/WOOOSH
I need to know how he feels about Fight Club.
we dont talk about that sir
He says it’s toxic but secretly worships Tyler Durden
I love this
"dogs! doggo! doggos! this is a personality!" reminds me of basically everyone at my school
every guy should be legally required to watch this before creating a dating profile
Marisa E women are just as guilty 😂 I think we’re all bad at this tbh lol
Or every bitch needs to watch this and go to aa every week
@@ojleo7428 holy shit Leo, leave no survivors
I don’t get what’s the problem he’s likes to the office so I would date if I was a girl
Legit majority of woman's profiles have this shit too....
people who think liking the office/netflix is a personality trait are like unseasoned chicken
Pardon, I like unseasoned chicken.
Ameera Lol people like you are just like the office/netflix 🙄
Kyptonize Lol, so basically every white boy then?
@Duran Dunkle not that it's not a good show, but it's not a replacement for a personality
Kyptonize salmonella
Someone submit this to the oscars short film section. The depth. The comedic timing. The music and editing. Its incredible.
He’s the guy who says “cool beans” and “amazeballs” unironically
* pets dog * “this is a personality 😄”
😂😂😂 okay this is so real it hurts. Can everyone stop taking pics in fields and saying they love coffee and traveling lmao.
TeenfoFeena well they are kool, it’s pretty, and traveling gives you a lot of great experiences, traveling is good for you and it’s fun. What’s wrong with that?
Holy shit do I hate people who constantly brag about how they're "quirky" and "different" because they like to travel. They've got "wanderlust" 🙄
@@andrea-zx4hs It's not that those things are bad, it's that they're so unoriginal that seeing them on 100 profiles in a row is exasperating. People should write about things that make them stand out. Saying you like to travel is almost as generic as "I have two eyes, a mouth, and eat food", except hearing that might actually be funny.
TeenfoFeena you probably do everything you mentioned , I can tell by the selfie
Dan Oates yeah but it’s like, what if that person really loves traveling? If traveling is their hobby that’s something important that people should know.
“4 young women growing up in ireland”
“*bRiTisH* tv?!?!”
It's actually not even set in Ireland it's Northern Ireland aswell :'( wrong x2
1) Northern Ireland is in Britain (UK)
2) Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland
3) Doggo!
@@RobGraham15696 britain consists of england, scotland and wales. that's why on uk passports it says "united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland"... it's part of the uk, but it isn't british.
@@usingy0u British Isles covers Mainland Britain, Ireland and several hundred islands off the coast. United Kingdom consists of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. There is major contention over the use of British Isles to apply to Ireland also, as the identity of British does not sit well with a large majority of the Irish population, an issue that is discussed somewhat in the hit British TV show, Derry Girls (created by the British network, Channel 4)
@@RobGraham15696 yuh I've never really heard of anyone in Ireland say we're part of the British isles. We just see ourselves as our own country kinda thing
"what'd you major in?
intrestennnggg~~~!"
"My favorite shows are The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Friends, and Criminal Minds."
Idk how people see the appeal on grey's anatomy, dr house is way better
@@davidkonevky7372 maybe they have lupus
“420 friendly lets smoke a blunt and talk about life i hate boring conversation”
Kara Hildebrand creased 😂😂
hahahah FUCK ive definitely seen this exact bio so many times
Then you meet them and they're like, "Have you ever put dorito dust on cereal? It's bomb."
Then the conversation goes
“How are you”
“cool”
“Okay?”
The same bitches to go "ohh lol" When you try to have a deep philosophical conversation about important topics
That ending was fucking amazing. "Women with specific interests", the feminine divine, and the heartbeat turning into the office theme
"This hill is beautiful!
Maybe i'm a good guy" fucking took me out.
2:03 perfectly captures what I’ve been thinking through this whole video
“This hill is beautiful! Maybe I’m a good guy!”
"Hi I'm 23 looking to date and something fun about me is I like "The Office"."
Going to make a Tinder for this gold bio.
The office is a show that so many people watch. That's probably why it's a generic bio filler.
This is Kyle Mooney rip off
dietcokeaddict48 you can't swipe through tinder without seeing a dozen girls who say they like the office, didn't know that guys did this also lmao
Wait, Rowena, is that you?! Oh my God
@@Ritwika-Saha Hi Ritwika. Yes it is me😂
I spent about an hour trying to find this video to show to my brother just to see that I had it in my liked videos the whole time
awww
"I like to go on adventures" A trip to your local store isn't an adventure Emily
Those jokes were coming at me faster than I could handle
Those jokes came at me faster than my uncles fist.
@@youronlinegirlfriend5508 which end, tho? Cuz depending, think I know a guy that can help
The joke here is face or fisting. It fell apart a little by explaining it, but the pieces are still there.
This is also the guy that insults you if you don’t respond to him quick enough
R/woosh
r/Im14andthisisdeep
@@ThePener
Stop linking to Reddit you fucking douche
No that’s the nice guy
@@RebornLegacy
r/subsifellfor
His second favorite tv show is probably Friends.
He also thinks that Stranger things wasn't ruined after season 2 was made
“I love the office” *wet*
“I’m a Disney guy” *dry*
ERROR: These files belong to the same directory.
"i'm over 6 ft since apparently that matters"
"taller than you in heels"
"7'10" on stilts"
"here for a good time not a long time"
@B Z if you care I guess not everyone does tho chill
B Z people like you were a production error.
@B Z i sense masculine fragility
@@oliviaparton7972 I see a lot of girls with height requirements in their bio, so it's both sides
B Z What if I’m a dude who’s 5’5?
This reminded me of the more creative days of youtube, and I'm so thrilled right now
Definitely took inspiration from Kyle Mooney, like the Roomies video. No doubt about it. I love it
True
Absolutely. 2005-2011 were the golden age of RUclips. Now basically every RUclips video is something stupid with "Gone wrong and got arrested" and then they'll just be asked to leave. It's sad now
Omg yes
@@Order182
Hardly any videos are even like that lmao
“women”
oh nice!!
“...with specific interests”
This guy will complain with a A-, but then will say you did good with a c+
Hey we like lifting other people up don't be mean
Looking for a partner in crime
Live love laugh
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
If you are under 6'2, don't bother
Not here for hook-ups
F10MTL in fact if they say no hookups usually they always do hookups.
@@lockckey For sure things can change if you are not ugly or broke
“If you’re under 6’2”, don’t bother.” Wow cmon I mean I get that people have preferences but this is kinda excessive I mean if your meet the perfect dude for you and he’s 6’1” watcha gonna do?😂
@@laurenbelle6760 this comment is a parody
Kyle Mooney rip off
"22💖 be the Jim to my Pam. Pizza enthusiast. I probably like your dog more than you. Proud dog mom of 2. Lover of tequila. NO HOOKUPS. Looking for something real. Take me on an adventure. Not great at starting convos...💁♀"
his soulmate is right here
every.single.woman.on.tinder.
except you missed all the mid 30's chicks slamming emoji's everywhere, Don't hit me up if you *insert some shit here*, "I'm the funny one of my friends", and all kinds of group photos with other chicks (usually more attractive than her) and random guys with no context at all.
420 Friendly
she'll wake up at 40 with nothing
Date me.
I could tell what this was about just by the title and thumbnail. That's how accurate this is.
"created by dracula" is what first sealed this as one of my all time favorite sketches
There was some energy drawing me to click on this video and I'm glad I did
i expected something totally different, but this is awesome
It's black magic
Probably the Tumblr flowers
This showed up in my recommended for at least 3 months until I finally gave in and watched. Bravo my friend.
Lol same here. Glad I watched
Same 😂😂
Ohmygod same
Sameeee
8 months bro. ugh
"The Office" and "I will love my dog more than you" are the two most common things on women's tinder profiles. There are so many it's uncanny. And I know they weren't bots or catfish because they swiped left on me!
Don't forgot OH MY GOD TACOS I AM GOING TO C U M
“...”
“come aonnnnnn”
*here for a good time not a long time*
*6’4” since it matters*
*actually 20 don’t know why it says 25*
*yes that’s my dog and she’s my world if she doesn’t like you, it won’t work out*
Daci have you been stalking my Tinder feed? I've LITERALLY SEEN PEOPLE WITH THESE IN THEIR BIOS, WORD FOR WORD 😂😩 makes me want to Kermit suicide every time.
Real talk though, if my dog doesn’t like a girl it really won’t work out. A huge chunk of my life goes to the dog
😂
@@Frostbitex5 are you also here for a good time not a long time.
@B Z Shallow
I feel like I'm witnessing the birth of a new famous RUclips channel
Because you are!
samesies.
I know, I subscribed so I can say “I subbed at 3k!”
Yasssss
We all are
I felt it when he said "coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee fish"