Yoshi Gets a Divorce

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  6 лет назад +1059

    Hello everyone! Just wanted to remind you:
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    Also, we joked about doing a video called "Yoshi Gets a Divorce" while shooting something else, and Tristan went "You know if you say that, that means we actually have to make it." And now here we are.

    • @LunarPurin
      @LunarPurin 6 лет назад +16

      Slap me on the dick, I got here early.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +40

      i will not be doing that

    • @josiahademiluyi4677
      @josiahademiluyi4677 6 лет назад +9

      @@dorkly will more pokemon Ralphie videos be coming out ?

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +12

      The finale should be coming out next week!

    • @crashboomerxunitedx3724
      @crashboomerxunitedx3724 6 лет назад +5

      Is me again again again

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful 5 лет назад +3874

    Then that child went to become a doctor, plumber, carpenter, Olympic athlete and savior of galaxies...
    Pretty sweet dad, if you ask me...

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 лет назад +343

      Wonder if his ex wife is chasing after him with a million apologies these days XD

    • @fairymairah
      @fairymairah 5 лет назад +36

      Yup ! ! ! !

    • @RondoOfBloodX
      @RondoOfBloodX 5 лет назад +120

      Bro I smell a follow up. Also Yoshi Jr TOTALLY grows up to be Boshi.

    • @Purplebowlingball
      @Purplebowlingball 5 лет назад +21

      pigi boi even though it’s full of plot holes and Nintendo debunked it

    • @blablahnothin1996
      @blablahnothin1996 5 лет назад +16

      And that child became the murderer of his father

  • @ill_luck
    @ill_luck 6 лет назад +2705

    So that explains why yoshi is always sacrificing his life for Mario no questions asked

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 5 лет назад +188

      daddy will do anything to make sure his baby lives

    • @patrickslattery4447
      @patrickslattery4447 5 лет назад +76

      @Plant Gang Wow, never looked at it THAT way! I always thought Mario was BETRAYING Yoshi! Now I know the TRUTH. :)

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +22

      How many Yoshis has he killed?

    • @dustinrogers7394
      @dustinrogers7394 5 лет назад +33

      @@WellBeSerious12 Countless Yoshis, but wouldn't this video have taken place before the video Yoshi Hates Mario?

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 5 лет назад +22

      Yoshi is actually Marios dad in canon, he raised him.

  • @JimmmyRaynor
    @JimmmyRaynor 6 лет назад +757

    Jokes on her, yoshi became a golf pro, tennis pro, pro karter, pro soccer player bc of Mario and Luigi and started dating birdo

    • @WiiMan3121
      @WiiMan3121 6 лет назад +107

      He's also an Olympian and a smasher

    • @szarekhthesilentking7043
      @szarekhthesilentking7043 6 лет назад +41

      Birdo is a guy. So yoshi is gay? Cool

    • @Grandtheftauto1998
      @Grandtheftauto1998 6 лет назад +48

      Bendy: Was a guy, now a days Birdo is a female.

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 6 лет назад +48

      @@szarekhthesilentking7043 Birdo was originally trans or at least a cross dresser, but was redconed into being female so Nintendo wouldn't get flack. That's what I remember hearing at least.

    • @dreamyliamy2537
      @dreamyliamy2537 6 лет назад +8

      hey birdo wanna SMASH

  • @pokemondimensions1297
    @pokemondimensions1297 5 лет назад +775

    “I’ll have to cook my own egg so your son will have something to eat”
    Uh... what about the fruit above your house?

    • @plaguebringer7865
      @plaguebringer7865 4 года назад +28

      Plot twist: they're mechanically moving

    • @jorgeluistorresdelacruz9116
      @jorgeluistorresdelacruz9116 4 года назад +13

      Exactly

    • @ddespair
      @ddespair 4 года назад +19

      It’s either a house or it’s food, not both

    • @KLa35
      @KLa35 4 года назад +8

      @@ddespair Are they made of house or is house made of them?

    • @a.u.7712
      @a.u.7712 4 года назад +6

      They could be fake.

  • @hauntedhatatefumo8699
    @hauntedhatatefumo8699 5 лет назад +768

    She missed a chance of being a mother of a legendary hero.

    • @jex1689
      @jex1689 5 лет назад +16

      Wow.

    • @Void_Echoes
      @Void_Echoes 5 лет назад +14

      True

    • @inkydemon1683
      @inkydemon1683 5 лет назад +20

      You are one brave man my girlfriend is a complete yandere for me in fact she has gone out to buy some food and I am typing this out hoping someone can help me with this but even though she is obsessed with me I still love her

    • @frenchiestfry7458
      @frenchiestfry7458 5 лет назад +4

      @@inkydemon1683 so she kills people??

    • @Suksass
      @Suksass 5 лет назад +4

      @@inkydemon1683 There is no help for you. Now enjoy your stay in the cage.

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 6 лет назад +3073

    *Looks at the apples in the trees.*
    Uh huh... You are definitely starving for food.
    Also, you are a freaking *Yoshi!* You can literally eat anything!

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 6 лет назад +254

      Even bill collectors.

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 6 лет назад +106

      I was saying the same thing about the apples

    • @Raph___A
      @Raph___A 6 лет назад +106

      You would be great at Cinema Sins!

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 6 лет назад +47

      I haven’t seen a Yoshi eat a Chain Chomp yet.

    • @Funtime_x
      @Funtime_x 6 лет назад +8

      Same

  • @Maestoso28
    @Maestoso28 6 лет назад +4188

    Lost your wife and are insanely broke with a child? Well just commit tax fraud.

  • @danielgibson3422
    @danielgibson3422 6 лет назад +2344

    Best thing Yoshi ever did, he is now best friends with the biggest super stars in the mushroom kingdom, he hangs out with royalty, he got his own line of merchandise, and he is seeing an exotic singer from the land of subcon.
    Where is his cheating wife now? That's right married to Jeff Waynrate who lost nearly every thing, after the grate mushroom shortage in the year 22 of our princess.
    Let this be a lesson to all of you, never invest in tanooki suits!

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 6 лет назад +83

      Invest in something else like STARS

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 6 лет назад +120

      Or invest in saving random children because that sure as hell worked out for yoshi

    • @ethanciotti9103
      @ethanciotti9103 5 лет назад +35

      Yoshi's a bachelor, baby!

    • @ooofexe7210
      @ooofexe7210 5 лет назад +19

      Yes and he's also sacrificed I. Pits every few days

    • @Madnesspoprocks08
      @Madnesspoprocks08 5 лет назад +10

      Jonny Chen
      *_S T A R S_*
      - _The Nemesis_

  • @benblueforge1357
    @benblueforge1357 6 лет назад +266

    "Look at Junior! Am I that stupid?!"
    Baby Blue Yoshi had me laughing so hard.

    • @naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565
      @naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565 3 года назад +10

      @Energytainment Oh really?
      nah i'm not going to act like an asshole and says how this is obvious, instead i'll watch seels, goodbye.

  • @happyguy457
    @happyguy457 5 лет назад +174

    I actually want to see a second part where the wife is misserable, Jeff left her, her son hates her, and Yoshi is all like "Look what taking care of this kid took me, fame, bitches, and lots of food"

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +3183

    No wonder why he let's Mario ride him everywhere, he needs the coins!

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 6 лет назад +991

    *No wonder why Yoshi is in trouble for Taxes, he used baby mario as a deductible.*

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 лет назад +1880

    Damn, that’s just... really sad.

    • @mimikyuliker946
      @mimikyuliker946 6 лет назад +50

      Daniel Sambar don’t worry, Mario gets with the princess and he gives the wealth to Yoshi, now he can commit tax fraud in peace. As for Yoshi jr, he became Boshi from super Mario rpg. However, due to square enix having a grip on the characters, boshi is forgotten, in the cave of square

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +86

      25% of Dorkly Bits are just sad sorta drama scenes but with very silly videogame characters

    • @literalstapler
      @literalstapler 6 лет назад +14

      This is so sad, Alexa, play *Yoshi's Island*

    • @jaytonjennings3589
      @jaytonjennings3589 6 лет назад +5

      Ain't sad yoshi deserves better than that hoe they wouldn't even have to take care of yoshi Jr and would have a much wealthier life is she wasn't cheating

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 6 лет назад +6

      Its Jeff's problem now

  • @mollyshine20brown65
    @mollyshine20brown65 5 лет назад +295

    Well, At least Yoshi became one the greatest heroes and is in a happier, more stable relationship with Birdo.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 5 лет назад +7

      Birdo...is a man tho😂😂😂

    • @christianroberts5503
      @christianroberts5503 5 лет назад +19

      Mr. Mutou A true lgbt icon

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 5 лет назад +2

      @@christianroberts5503 Thank you, i worked hard for this award you so graciously bestowed me🎖️

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 5 лет назад +2

      Mr. Mutou so gay relationship yay

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 5 лет назад

      @@ThiccFurryBoi34 Hilarious😂

  • @Proudmario
    @Proudmario 6 лет назад +1507

    Breaking a Relationship?
    *Not with flex tape it ain't*

    • @captainandrew45
      @captainandrew45 5 лет назад +20

      A broken marriage! Even then, shown to be more effective than placebo!

    • @ashleylightheart126
      @ashleylightheart126 5 лет назад +16

      Yoshi:I sawed this family in half! Okay that sounded less fucked up in my mind.

    • @DavidRomero-df7rh
      @DavidRomero-df7rh 5 лет назад +2

      You've watched the commercial of Flex Tape.

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 5 лет назад +3

      @@ashleylightheart126 That's a lotta damage.

    • @crimsonblue8433
      @crimsonblue8433 5 лет назад

      Proudmario 1678 That’s a lotta damage

  • @gastrid206
    @gastrid206 6 лет назад +385

    "I'm gonna have to cook my own eggs to make sure your son has something to eat."
    *Literally has fruits above her head*

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 6 лет назад +53

      Well she was sweeping dust from the grass so she isn't the brightest.

    • @cogigo
      @cogigo 6 лет назад +36

      @@starkiller1289 I also hated that she blamed him for loosing his job. Does she work? Like ever?

    • @Scorch12628
      @Scorch12628 6 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @D-mann-9000
      @D-mann-9000 6 лет назад +13

      @@cogigo she was "working" Jeff wasn't she?

    • @cogigo
      @cogigo 6 лет назад +4

      @@D-mann-9000 Touché. . .

  • @Ddanielgonzalez
    @Ddanielgonzalez 6 лет назад +635

    Funny how far Yoshi got. He’s in smash bros, Mario kart, and many other games. All because he took care of mario

    • @gamingyoshifanatic4082
      @gamingyoshifanatic4082 5 лет назад +33

      Yoshi is awesome!

    • @GsusIsKing
      @GsusIsKing 5 лет назад +19

      GamingYoshi Fanatic Hey yoshi, I need you to help me get some “extra height” over this endless void real quick...

    • @psnb1069
      @psnb1069 5 лет назад +11

      gogogabe9000 hay Yoshi, I need you to get that key behind the wall

    • @koishikomeiji7074
      @koishikomeiji7074 5 лет назад +24

      And what does Jeff get? He gets to be an alternate color scheme.

    • @lennywright5655
      @lennywright5655 5 лет назад

      Nepotism is how you win life : D

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 6 лет назад +3703

    _The female Yoshi's name must be Karen_

    • @teopullisaar1511
      @teopullisaar1511 6 лет назад +184

      Because she took the fucking kid

    • @BartmanBegins
      @BartmanBegins 6 лет назад +47

      Is that supposed to be a reference to something in particular?

    • @phanterratic
      @phanterratic 6 лет назад +106

      @@BartmanBegins internet culture, the meme "Karen took the fucking kids"
      Doesn't really have a reference, but the name Karen is also used for the cliche meme "Let me speak to your manager."

    • @soursyrup6065
      @soursyrup6065 6 лет назад +10

      @@BartmanBegins Yeah, what exactly does it mean?

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 6 лет назад +27

      She was a Yoshi before being built as Plankton's wife?

  • @FilmBucket
    @FilmBucket 5 лет назад +88

    After hearing that her ex was now world renowned friend of famous hero mario, she went into a severe depression, broke up with Jeff, and was reinstated into a mental hospital 2 weeks later

  • @rogue9888
    @rogue9888 6 лет назад +588

    What is their job exactly-
    *Oh a factory.*

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 5 лет назад +21

      Who cares, he's committing tax fraud anyway

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 5 лет назад

      Laying eggs?

    • @tjclews
      @tjclews 4 года назад

      @@jordanloux3883 well *this* version of yoshi, the official one doesn't need a stupid meme to be popular. All yoshi needs is cuteness

    • @TECH097
      @TECH097 8 месяцев назад

      I mean it's probably a cookie or cement factory if you go by Spinoff/Game and Watch lore.

  • @Ranger17
    @Ranger17 6 лет назад +212

    Pay for the bills by making an orphan plumber go out and hit bricks for coins.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +35

      this is the true origin of their relationship

    • @Ranger17
      @Ranger17 6 лет назад +3

      Dorkly epiC

  • @thomaswest2583
    @thomaswest2583 6 лет назад +154

    She talks among going hungry, but there are literally fruit in the tree above her head.

    • @jonbon504
      @jonbon504 6 лет назад +23

      @Michael Klump That was a terrible comparison! Yoshi's are known to eat apples, while humans are not known to eat grass!

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 6 лет назад +13

      @Michael Klump Yoshis eat living Shyguys and Pirahna plants. I don't think an apple is going to hurt them.

    • @cameoshadowness7757
      @cameoshadowness7757 6 лет назад +5

      @Michael Klump
      Yoshis eat apples. Humans can't eat grass.

    • @ethanciotti9103
      @ethanciotti9103 5 лет назад +1

      People eat fruit too ya bonehead!

    • @darthpaul99
      @darthpaul99 5 лет назад

      Yoshis eat everything!

  • @legburns
    @legburns 6 лет назад +234

    (See's fruit on the trees)
    What do you mean no food?

    • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
      @Hanakin-Sidewalker 6 лет назад +11

      ꧁Saber Excalibur꧂
      Press X to Doubt

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 5 лет назад +2

      They can't harvest them they're too low leveled. Those fruits are Lv. 56 they're only Lv. 34

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt 5 лет назад +4

      @@roadroller8851 If they jump on that message box they can certainly eat some of those fruits.

    • @yawejg
      @yawejg 5 лет назад

      Dude, so true.

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt 5 лет назад

      @@roadroller8851 What do you mean low leveled? There were no levels in Super Mario World except the levels you play on.

  • @cutesycookie2006
    @cutesycookie2006 6 лет назад +442

    There isnt any joke here, it's literally just yoshi getting a divorce

  • @pokemondimensions1297
    @pokemondimensions1297 5 лет назад +112

    Meanwhile that baby grew up to be one of the most famous people in the Mushroom Kingdom, friends with royalty, and savior of countless people
    Joke’s on the wife. Atta boy Yoshi

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 4 года назад +5

      And he just got a balloon that can fly to the moon.

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 3 года назад

      @@superspies32 mario 64 ds power flower

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 3 года назад

      @@cay7809 I Mean Odyssey

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +378

    She took the -kids- taxes

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +29

      please, this is about the demise of Yoshi's marriage, long before he committed tax fraud

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 6 лет назад +15

      Maybe this is why he started committing tax fraud.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +21

      ^someone start spreading this fan theory

  • @Supermariorpg6
    @Supermariorpg6 6 лет назад +1797

    Who honest to god feels bad for Yoshi in this argument?

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 лет назад +36

      Bomber Blurr I do

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 6 лет назад +373

      Don't worry about it. Due to Yoshi enduring the pain of losing his wife he ended up pretty much being the father figure of The Legendary Mario, who would then go on to become a hero of the mushroom kingdom and get with Princess Peach, so not only is Yoshi now considered the Saviour of the Hero of the entire mushroom kingdom, but by saving that one little boy Yoshi now has ties to Literal Royalty. As well as this thanks to Mario and Luigi respecting him, he got access to the opportunities to become a professional at :
      Golfing
      Go-Karting
      Partying
      Tennis
      Soccer
      And being a good father.
      He also managed to become one of the Legendary Smash Brothers *AND* he managed to land himself a new girlfriend (or boyfriend depending on who you ask) in Birdo, who has stayed loyal to him up until now.
      Whilst his ex-wife is still stuck with some loser called Jeff who straight up called their relationship a mistake. Yoshi is doing just fine so there's no need to worry for him.

    • @Supermariorpg6
      @Supermariorpg6 6 лет назад +86

      This is probably the best comment ever, it literally cure my crippling depression. @@shinobix4925

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 6 лет назад +29

      @@Supermariorpg6 Ur Welcome :)

    • @jakefrost7404
      @jakefrost7404 6 лет назад +69

      Considering Yoshi's (ex)wife's infidelity and paternity fraud, in addition to the Mushroom Kingdom's misandrist family court system and workplace policies, it's a wonder how Yoshi didn't go MGTOW sooner.

  • @MrPomegranX
    @MrPomegranX 6 лет назад +550

    Pay your taxes kids...

    • @cameoshadowness7757
      @cameoshadowness7757 6 лет назад +1

      @@Adam-gy5vs
      Okay, so there is a real answer. Do yoy want to hear it? (You'll have to @ me.)

    • @hauntedhatatefumo8699
      @hauntedhatatefumo8699 5 лет назад +5

      nOpE.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 лет назад +1

      And make sure the info you put in is correct.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 лет назад +1

      Nah just do like Yoshi

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 лет назад +1

      400th like
      Don’t commit tax fraud

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 лет назад +88

    Y'know, Yoshi turned out well in the end. Travelling with Mario for over 30 years, and sometimes just chilling back at the castle. Mario may drop him sometimes, but remember, Nintendo has said that he teleports before he dies!

  • @chillycat1925
    @chillycat1925 4 года назад +30

    “Now we can be a real family”
    “Papa”
    “Jeff has made a BIG mistake”

  • @aaronjones6299
    @aaronjones6299 6 лет назад +122

    Thanks to taking care of that child he has become a super recognized video game character. At the cost of always falling down pits

    • @samusx2175
      @samusx2175 6 лет назад +8

      Or falling into lava,.

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 6 лет назад +6

      And committing tax fraud...

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 6 лет назад +8

      Sporkenstein
      He does not get punched. Originally Mario was going to punch yoshi but nintendo did not like that so they made Mario point forward. (Sorry for my bad English).

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 6 лет назад +4

      The collector it is confirmed that he used to punch him.

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 5 лет назад +2

      GODOFAWSOMENESS1 don’t you guys understand what ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO means?

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 6 лет назад +106

    _"We don't have money for groceries"_
    Don't yoshis basically eat raw fruit from the wild? Lmao

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 6 лет назад +9

      Or literally anything that comes across their path?

    • @skirdus367
      @skirdus367 6 лет назад +5

      @@no_4259 i gave them the benefit of yoshi's story, in which they turn enemies into eggs but _do_ consume fruit to complete a level. still, there's literally fruit right above them

    • @callak_9974
      @callak_9974 6 лет назад +4

      You mean anything that they can stuff into their guts for the most part. Food shouldn't be an issue at all!

    • @jakeread9668
      @jakeread9668 6 лет назад +2

      Um... "Raw fruit"... Ok then

    • @GlitchWitch69
      @GlitchWitch69 6 лет назад +1

      They eat whatever they want.

  • @youtubeo4511
    @youtubeo4511 6 лет назад +203

    First Bowser, now Yoshi? Man, the Mushroom Kingdom is dark.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +32

      they could both use some marriage counseling

    • @youtubeo4511
      @youtubeo4511 6 лет назад +10

      Seems that way.. notice me senpai.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +18

      i just did

    • @TheIceAnt
      @TheIceAnt 6 лет назад +6

      I smell sitcom!

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 6 лет назад +2

      @@dorkly have Toad be there concler lol I'd watch it

  • @flortzquit
    @flortzquit 4 года назад +15

    I like how Yoshi’s wife gets mad that Yoshi isn’t around and that he got fired, yet she’s sitting at home SWEEPING UP GRASS

  • @ethanreyes9252
    @ethanreyes9252 5 лет назад +38

    I actually want a sequal where the wife comes back to yoshi and wants him back

  • @ShadowSneak.
    @ShadowSneak. 6 лет назад +193

    He got a divorce because he didnt do his taxes

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +23

      ALLEGEDLY*

    • @ShadowSneak.
      @ShadowSneak. 6 лет назад +2

      @@dorkly ALLGEDGLY*

    • @ShadowSneak.
      @ShadowSneak. 6 лет назад +2

      @phaltu kismat Shhh dont expose DORKLY

  • @Sonicstriforce
    @Sonicstriforce 6 лет назад +56

    Well now Yoshi is responsible for saving the hero of the entire Kingdom, so I think he got the best out of this deal.

    • @waves2378
      @waves2378 6 лет назад +4

      He gets thrown down a pit every time Mario has to save peach.

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 6 лет назад +9

      @@waves2378 isn't that because its a meme and well players choose to do that? lol

    • @Sonicstriforce
      @Sonicstriforce 6 лет назад +9

      @@waves2378 And he comes back cause of magic.

    • @mcp7158
      @mcp7158 6 лет назад

      @@Sonicstriforce you mean logic

    • @GamingWithCalvin1
      @GamingWithCalvin1 6 лет назад +5

      It's a new yoshi that he hatches. That's so obvious! I mean, they literally hatch 5 minutes earlier.

  • @arcanefury3666
    @arcanefury3666 6 лет назад +22

    There is food in the trees right above your head. Coins float in the air. How is anyone broke or hungry?

  • @infinitymixtapes9562
    @infinitymixtapes9562 5 лет назад +28

    Considering everything Yoshi has, it seems like he’s doing pretty well for himself

  • @TheSurrealBoye
    @TheSurrealBoye 5 лет назад +24

    Fun fact: the "sweeping sound effects" are actually part of the soundtrack playing in the beginning.

  • @tastethepainbow
    @tastethepainbow 6 лет назад +68

    Something, something, tax evasion.

  • @EchoTheWorld03
    @EchoTheWorld03 6 лет назад +61

    Yeah that's sad, but don't forget you can save 15% or more on car insurance

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 6 лет назад +4

      So that's why Yoshi got a divorce huh? So if I switch to Geico not only can I save 15% but my high school flame will finally call me back my dad will come back from the grocery store after 15 years and someone will find and return my goldfish that ran away when I was 10? What am I waiting for!?

    • @EchoTheWorld03
      @EchoTheWorld03 6 лет назад

      @@rebelwolf772 yea!

    • @JazzyCat007
      @JazzyCat007 6 лет назад

      Sooo health insurance in his case. Come to think of it, that’s actually a good thing. After all, he’s totaled every time that precious baby of his drops him into a bottomless pit to get a little more distance.

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 6 лет назад +127

    Yoshi: He needs our help!

  • @julinpro9525
    @julinpro9525 5 лет назад +75

    Then. When mario grew up. They collected coins...together.
    And yoshi occasionally died

  • @shadowentertainment9975
    @shadowentertainment9975 3 года назад +17

    OK first off: divorcing his tamp of a wife is probably the best decision Hoshi ever did.
    and second: I wanted to see the aftermath of them, when they meat up years later and they found how successful Yoshi have become when raising Mario

  • @thethinker7273
    @thethinker7273 6 лет назад +62

    Take a shot for every time someone even remotely mentions a Tax Fraud in this comment section.

    • @lillitdude1409
      @lillitdude1409 5 лет назад +1

      ( slowly deletes tax fraud comment )

    • @gamingyoshifanatic4082
      @gamingyoshifanatic4082 5 лет назад +1

      I am dead by cardiac arrest thanks to this challenge

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 5 лет назад

      I indirectly mention them by saying "do like Yoshi does". Does that count? XD

    • @thethinker7273
      @thethinker7273 5 лет назад

      Brah, it sorta counts if you have a tax you have to pay and you do it like Yoshi.

  • @joaquinfernandez1752
    @joaquinfernandez1752 6 лет назад +81

    Dont worry Yoshi, the THOT PATROL will help you.

    • @zyborg125
      @zyborg125 6 лет назад +1

      WEE WOO WEE WOO
      THOT PATROL

  • @shyamsharma530
    @shyamsharma530 6 лет назад +54

    Whatever Yoshi can also lay eggs

    • @Iguana5k
      @Iguana5k 6 лет назад +5

      He also can literally eat everything.

  • @animechan8672
    @animechan8672 5 лет назад +64

    Yoshis cheating wife: We have no money for groceries. I'm gonna have too cook my own eggs to make sure YOUR SON has something to eat!
    Me: What about the apples on top of the house, are you blind? You live on a farm for god sakes. 😤😧

    • @marcushamner5994
      @marcushamner5994 3 года назад +1

      Haha she is clearly the “dead weight”. Not to mention a moron. There are apples up there too😆😆👊🏾

  • @vaquero2322
    @vaquero2322 5 лет назад +61

    Eh, don’t worry yoshi. You literally got super Mario on your back so you’ll be all good. Heck, you literally are the father to someone who has a relationship with a princess and ties to new donk city. And you also participate in so many sports, parties, and fighting tournaments.
    Leaving her seemed to be the best thing for you, as you have loving friends, are famous, and are actually a hero.
    So Jeff can have his “fun” as he doesn’t even want to be in the relationship and you’re ex will realize she made a grave mistake ditching you.

    • @teclehimanot
      @teclehimanot 5 лет назад +3

      Charizard Main Word!

    • @flarestriker2005
      @flarestriker2005 4 года назад +6

      Don’t forget savior of galaxies to...

    • @Swaggertron4000
      @Swaggertron4000 4 года назад +2

      Vaquero Dont forgot that one time in super Mario world
      Oh crap Yoshi abuse

    • @darktooth4576
      @darktooth4576 4 года назад +5

      Atleast Yoshi has it better than Bowser, Yoshi has Mario by his side despite his divorce, and Bowser, well, he has 7 or 8 children to manage, an entire empire, and a clown car, which doesn’t sound too bad until you take his failures into consideration, Bowser needs a break, press F to support Bowser’s life

    • @Swaggertron4000
      @Swaggertron4000 4 года назад +1

      DarkTooth 457 yea
      And being jumped on and falling to lava
      Mario is real bad guy
      Will Luigi save the world?

  • @Max-ff7rz
    @Max-ff7rz 6 лет назад +26

    I like how she claims they need to cook their own eggs when there’s fruits above their heads

    • @fairymairah
      @fairymairah 5 лет назад +5

      Yup! Yoshis also eat fruit from the Super Happy Tree and fish in Yoshi's island game ! ! !

    • @cristianmurgociu4569
      @cristianmurgociu4569 5 лет назад

      @@fairymairah yoshi can eat everything (and the babies too)

  • @DannyHancuff
    @DannyHancuff 6 лет назад +111

    haha, yoshi got a divorce

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +28

      the guy's going through a tough time now, c'mon

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 6 лет назад +7

      @@dorkly At least he doesn't have to deal with child support.

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 6 лет назад +3

      This is why you pay your taxes

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 6 лет назад +2

      Lord Kaiju X he probably will.

    • @MrBigCookieCrumble
      @MrBigCookieCrumble 6 лет назад +1

      :c

  • @patrickkirby6580
    @patrickkirby6580 6 лет назад +70

    Then he’ll give Mario to jeff in one of the next levels.

    • @marcosgalvis3498
      @marcosgalvis3498 5 лет назад +7

      Don't worry about it, Yoshi was the one to beat Bowser at end.

  • @_potatobag
    @_potatobag 5 лет назад +16

    *complains there’s nothing to eat*
    *has fruit growing on their house*

  • @petrosionpetrosion4509
    @petrosionpetrosion4509 5 лет назад +43

    *_Yoshi's wife got tired of Yoshi not paying his taxes_*

    • @spleelover06
      @spleelover06 3 года назад +2

      Does yoshi SERIOUSLY evade taxes?

  • @emruhireco.7742
    @emruhireco.7742 6 лет назад +70

    I was expecting Birdo to show up.

    • @138veronica
      @138veronica 6 лет назад +4

      Birdo is probably Baby Mario's doting stepmother. Wifey #2!

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 6 лет назад +1

      MagicalPeachInternet true

    • @samusx2175
      @samusx2175 6 лет назад +3

      @@138veronica But Birdo is a cross dressing male dinosaur.

    • @lunakitty1990
      @lunakitty1990 6 лет назад +2

      @@samusx2175 more like transgender actually

    • @138veronica
      @138veronica 6 лет назад +2

      @@samusx2175 Birdo can still be an amazing step parent to Baby Mario

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +77

    Should've married Birdo, she's actually loyal.

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 6 лет назад +12

      But he's a guy.

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 6 лет назад +12

      It's weird, there's only one Birdo yet many Yoshis.
      Do Yoshi's even have a sex, let alone a gender?
      Maybe that's why Birdo does, he's the only Birdo.

    • @bluwulfjohnson5530
      @bluwulfjohnson5530 6 лет назад +5

      WoobGamer Actually there are multiple Birdos, Just look at Mario Super Sluggers and Strikers
      They even come in other colors

    • @TeryJones
      @TeryJones 6 лет назад +4

      @@lordkaijux5262 Well bros before hoes as they like to say....

    • @samusx2175
      @samusx2175 6 лет назад +5

      @@woobgamer5210 Yoshis are asexual, because they all lay eggs.

  • @da_nanu329
    @da_nanu329 6 лет назад +24

    That kid is going to be the death of yoshi literally.

    • @sgottlieb
      @sgottlieb 5 лет назад

      And yet, he'll grow to be a doctor...

  • @super64gaming52
    @super64gaming52 5 лет назад +12

    Female Yoshi: We don't have food.
    Me: What is that growing from your house?

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 6 лет назад +19

    Yay! You don't her, Yoshi. You're better off without her. lol

  • @zacho_wacko
    @zacho_wacko 6 лет назад +26

    Yoshi, always disrespected by everyone

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +9

      this marriage was falling apart for a long time

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 6 лет назад +2

      That's Luigi's job.

    • @heartwolfphantom9366
      @heartwolfphantom9366 6 лет назад +4

      It's amazing that he and Luigi aren't best friends yet.

    • @mcp7158
      @mcp7158 6 лет назад

      @@heartwolfphantom9366 ikr

  • @Nickboy-791
    @Nickboy-791 5 лет назад +9

    Its all super dark until you realize SHE was the dead weight and Yoshi just walked out on a toxic relationship.

  • @Chronicle_Broz_2.0
    @Chronicle_Broz_2.0 4 года назад +10

    Yoshi's wife is Literally a representation of a selfish Person.

  • @dikinebaks
    @dikinebaks 6 лет назад +10

    "He needs our help"
    Indeed, to jump over long gaps

  • @meatheadcooperdonkeykong5651
    @meatheadcooperdonkeykong5651 2 года назад +11

    1:06
    Yoshi: Look at Junior. Am I that stupid?

    • @GlowwyCreator2008
      @GlowwyCreator2008 Год назад +2

      Me : Yes. He’s blue. Your wife was cheating on you with a Yoshi his color.

  • @literalstapler
    @literalstapler 6 лет назад +92

    Should've not commited tax fraud, Yoshi.

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +17

      trial is still pending, let's not rush to judgment

  • @endorbr
    @endorbr 5 лет назад +16

    Seems to me Jeff is the one getting the short end of the deal on this one.

  • @manolgeorgiev9664
    @manolgeorgiev9664 6 лет назад +6

    And so Yoshi's adventure began.

  • @malayshamorgan3918
    @malayshamorgan3918 4 года назад +6

    “We have nothing to eat”
    There’s fruit growing from the trees you’re living under...

  • @justsomerandomanimefan1135
    @justsomerandomanimefan1135 4 года назад +12

    I really hope we get a part 2 so we can see what happened to Yoshi’s wife after Yoshi divorced her. I’m curious how she’ll react after finding out how successful Yoshi became after their divorce.

  • @hankboog462
    @hankboog462 5 лет назад +35

    I love the irony that there is literally a bunch of fruit on top of their house

  • @Roughly182Eggs
    @Roughly182Eggs 5 лет назад +8

    Yoshi’s wife: The bills are due, unless you got that raise?
    Yoshi: Why do I hear boss music

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 лет назад +163

    Yoshi just isn’t a Chad like _Beeg Beeg Yoshi_

    • @mochiman6307
      @mochiman6307 6 лет назад

      Alas we couldn’t get dunkey his hogans heroes

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 6 лет назад +1

      This comment really makes you FEEL like Dunkey.

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw 5 лет назад

      Wikipedia refuses to make proper article about 'beeg', even tho when you search that term on Google Image ....

  • @Paranoid1Penguin
    @Paranoid1Penguin 6 лет назад +13

    Lets not to mention they're on the run from the IRS

  • @Justaviewer6461
    @Justaviewer6461 5 лет назад +34

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Dorkly: do you guys want to see yoshi get a Divorce

  • @808pascal2
    @808pascal2 6 лет назад +71

    You can't be divorced if no one loves you!

    • @Liansuo_Lv
      @Liansuo_Lv 6 лет назад +16

      This comment was made by human garbage gang
      *cries*

    • @shinobix4925
      @shinobix4925 6 лет назад +2

      Can you imagine being well off in life

    • @jakefrost7404
      @jakefrost7404 6 лет назад +5

      You've obviously never been to been to Divorce Court.

    • @PotatoSoupThe64th
      @PotatoSoupThe64th 5 лет назад +2

      This is relatable in a painful way.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 лет назад

      I like yoshi tho....

  • @spicyramen1895
    @spicyramen1895 6 лет назад +9

    I can't describe how I feel when Yoshi's wife says how she's gonna have to cook her own eggs for food, when they have fucking fruits in the house of fruit trees

  • @killerboysnap8871
    @killerboysnap8871 6 лет назад +27

    I was wanting a laugh, but I just got depressed.

  • @JLPerryTV
    @JLPerryTV 5 лет назад +5

    “I’m going to have to cook my own eggs” That part kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @TeraV
    @TeraV 2 года назад +1

    "We don't have money for groceries"
    Fruit grows on your house, and this is what you complain about.

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 5 лет назад +7

    This needs to be an ongoing series.
    I've never been into soap operas... but I could _totally_ get into this. =)

  • @SquareSquidStudios
    @SquareSquidStudios 6 лет назад +25

    Soooo yoshi jr. keeps the name?

  • @jacobprindler2668
    @jacobprindler2668 5 лет назад +5

    I actually like this video, not only for satirical reasons, but also because Yoshi decided that he had enough of his terrible marriage and made something of himself in the end.

  • @thirdeye9698
    @thirdeye9698 6 лет назад +5

    I like how she’s sweeping in time with the music at the beginning!
    Huh? Oh, right... Something about Yoshi and taxes

  • @masoncouch412
    @masoncouch412 6 лет назад +11

    I know you're getting very i meant the Yoshi family has to stop an argument first.

  • @user-te1zl6jc1b
    @user-te1zl6jc1b 6 лет назад +8

    Just casually giving kids nightmare since 1993

  • @karimelmalt1673
    @karimelmalt1673 6 лет назад +11

    Yoshi's single and ready to mingle !

  • @RobbieCake
    @RobbieCake 6 лет назад +4

    "another mouth to feed"
    mate you have apples growing on your own house

  • @mr.gamertristan5463
    @mr.gamertristan5463 6 лет назад +34

    That was actually really sad. I feel bad fo yoshi. Poor guy, at least we know know why he commits tax fraud.

    • @mr.gamertristan5463
      @mr.gamertristan5463 5 лет назад

      @MCRodriguez1989 yoshi commits tax fraud is a meme that is going around.

    • @PotatoSoupThe64th
      @PotatoSoupThe64th 5 лет назад

      @@mr.gamertristan5463 Hurray for 3 years of a joke that wasn't even supposed to be funny

  • @guyontheinternet3232
    @guyontheinternet3232 6 лет назад +4

    You guys never fail to amuse me!

  • @immabot1.07
    @immabot1.07 6 лет назад +6

    Dorkly’s titles are always epic♥️

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  6 лет назад +4

      we tried to think of something more clever but sometimes the simplest one is best

  • @liamdalemon1525
    @liamdalemon1525 5 лет назад +13

    honestly I am kinda glad that this happened because I ship yoshi with birdo

  • @Quimper111
    @Quimper111 3 года назад +1

    Should've ended with an adult Mario rewarding his surrogate father by using him as a jumping off point to get past a ravine, dumping Yoshi into it.

  • @fizzypopex
    @fizzypopex 3 года назад +6

    0:57 *NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO B-*

  • @jackschmit4696
    @jackschmit4696 6 лет назад +3

    "I'M going to have cook MY eggs to feed YOUR son has something to eat" Raising a child is a team effort! All the while, berries in the tree... rotting away.

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 5 лет назад +3

    I love how they're arguing about food when there's apples right above them

  • @jadetealaaron2003
    @jadetealaaron2003 5 лет назад +7

    Jeff has made a.....BIG mistake

  • @bandoins
    @bandoins 5 лет назад +1

    And that baby later grows to be a legendary plumber who throws Yoshi into the pit.

  • @NoahPopejoy
    @NoahPopejoy 3 года назад +1

    "GET OUT!"
    That's Yoshi's house. And you're clearly a stay at home mom. So... yeah... You're the one who needs to leave. XD