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@@szarekhthesilentking7043 Birdo was originally trans or at least a cross dresser, but was redconed into being female so Nintendo wouldn't get flack. That's what I remember hearing at least.
You are one brave man my girlfriend is a complete yandere for me in fact she has gone out to buy some food and I am typing this out hoping someone can help me with this but even though she is obsessed with me I still love her
Best thing Yoshi ever did, he is now best friends with the biggest super stars in the mushroom kingdom, he hangs out with royalty, he got his own line of merchandise, and he is seeing an exotic singer from the land of subcon. Where is his cheating wife now? That's right married to Jeff Waynrate who lost nearly every thing, after the grate mushroom shortage in the year 22 of our princess. Let this be a lesson to all of you, never invest in tanooki suits!
I actually want to see a second part where the wife is misserable, Jeff left her, her son hates her, and Yoshi is all like "Look what taking care of this kid took me, fame, bitches, and lots of food"
Daniel Sambar don’t worry, Mario gets with the princess and he gives the wealth to Yoshi, now he can commit tax fraud in peace. As for Yoshi jr, he became Boshi from super Mario rpg. However, due to square enix having a grip on the characters, boshi is forgotten, in the cave of square
Ain't sad yoshi deserves better than that hoe they wouldn't even have to take care of yoshi Jr and would have a much wealthier life is she wasn't cheating
@@BartmanBegins internet culture, the meme "Karen took the fucking kids" Doesn't really have a reference, but the name Karen is also used for the cliche meme "Let me speak to your manager."
After hearing that her ex was now world renowned friend of famous hero mario, she went into a severe depression, broke up with Jeff, and was reinstated into a mental hospital 2 weeks later
Meanwhile that baby grew up to be one of the most famous people in the Mushroom Kingdom, friends with royalty, and savior of countless people Joke’s on the wife. Atta boy Yoshi
Don't worry about it. Due to Yoshi enduring the pain of losing his wife he ended up pretty much being the father figure of The Legendary Mario, who would then go on to become a hero of the mushroom kingdom and get with Princess Peach, so not only is Yoshi now considered the Saviour of the Hero of the entire mushroom kingdom, but by saving that one little boy Yoshi now has ties to Literal Royalty. As well as this thanks to Mario and Luigi respecting him, he got access to the opportunities to become a professional at : Golfing Go-Karting Partying Tennis Soccer And being a good father. He also managed to become one of the Legendary Smash Brothers *AND* he managed to land himself a new girlfriend (or boyfriend depending on who you ask) in Birdo, who has stayed loyal to him up until now. Whilst his ex-wife is still stuck with some loser called Jeff who straight up called their relationship a mistake. Yoshi is doing just fine so there's no need to worry for him.
Considering Yoshi's (ex)wife's infidelity and paternity fraud, in addition to the Mushroom Kingdom's misandrist family court system and workplace policies, it's a wonder how Yoshi didn't go MGTOW sooner.
Y'know, Yoshi turned out well in the end. Travelling with Mario for over 30 years, and sometimes just chilling back at the castle. Mario may drop him sometimes, but remember, Nintendo has said that he teleports before he dies!
Sporkenstein He does not get punched. Originally Mario was going to punch yoshi but nintendo did not like that so they made Mario point forward. (Sorry for my bad English).
@@no_4259 i gave them the benefit of yoshi's story, in which they turn enemies into eggs but _do_ consume fruit to complete a level. still, there's literally fruit right above them
So that's why Yoshi got a divorce huh? So if I switch to Geico not only can I save 15% but my high school flame will finally call me back my dad will come back from the grocery store after 15 years and someone will find and return my goldfish that ran away when I was 10? What am I waiting for!?
Sooo health insurance in his case. Come to think of it, that’s actually a good thing. After all, he’s totaled every time that precious baby of his drops him into a bottomless pit to get a little more distance.
OK first off: divorcing his tamp of a wife is probably the best decision Hoshi ever did. and second: I wanted to see the aftermath of them, when they meat up years later and they found how successful Yoshi have become when raising Mario
Yoshis cheating wife: We have no money for groceries. I'm gonna have too cook my own eggs to make sure YOUR SON has something to eat! Me: What about the apples on top of the house, are you blind? You live on a farm for god sakes. 😤😧
Eh, don’t worry yoshi. You literally got super Mario on your back so you’ll be all good. Heck, you literally are the father to someone who has a relationship with a princess and ties to new donk city. And you also participate in so many sports, parties, and fighting tournaments. Leaving her seemed to be the best thing for you, as you have loving friends, are famous, and are actually a hero. So Jeff can have his “fun” as he doesn’t even want to be in the relationship and you’re ex will realize she made a grave mistake ditching you.
Atleast Yoshi has it better than Bowser, Yoshi has Mario by his side despite his divorce, and Bowser, well, he has 7 or 8 children to manage, an entire empire, and a clown car, which doesn’t sound too bad until you take his failures into consideration, Bowser needs a break, press F to support Bowser’s life
I really hope we get a part 2 so we can see what happened to Yoshi’s wife after Yoshi divorced her. I’m curious how she’ll react after finding out how successful Yoshi became after their divorce.
I can't describe how I feel when Yoshi's wife says how she's gonna have to cook her own eggs for food, when they have fucking fruits in the house of fruit trees
I actually like this video, not only for satirical reasons, but also because Yoshi decided that he had enough of his terrible marriage and made something of himself in the end.
"I'M going to have cook MY eggs to feed YOUR son has something to eat" Raising a child is a team effort! All the while, berries in the tree... rotting away.
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Slap me on the dick, I got here early.
i will not be doing that
@@dorkly will more pokemon Ralphie videos be coming out ?
The finale should be coming out next week!
Is me again again again
Then that child went to become a doctor, plumber, carpenter, Olympic athlete and savior of galaxies...
Pretty sweet dad, if you ask me...
Wonder if his ex wife is chasing after him with a million apologies these days XD
Yup ! ! ! !
Bro I smell a follow up. Also Yoshi Jr TOTALLY grows up to be Boshi.
pigi boi even though it’s full of plot holes and Nintendo debunked it
And that child became the murderer of his father
So that explains why yoshi is always sacrificing his life for Mario no questions asked
daddy will do anything to make sure his baby lives
@Plant Gang Wow, never looked at it THAT way! I always thought Mario was BETRAYING Yoshi! Now I know the TRUTH. :)
How many Yoshis has he killed?
@@WellBeSerious12 Countless Yoshis, but wouldn't this video have taken place before the video Yoshi Hates Mario?
Yoshi is actually Marios dad in canon, he raised him.
Jokes on her, yoshi became a golf pro, tennis pro, pro karter, pro soccer player bc of Mario and Luigi and started dating birdo
He's also an Olympian and a smasher
Birdo is a guy. So yoshi is gay? Cool
Bendy: Was a guy, now a days Birdo is a female.
@@szarekhthesilentking7043 Birdo was originally trans or at least a cross dresser, but was redconed into being female so Nintendo wouldn't get flack. That's what I remember hearing at least.
hey birdo wanna SMASH
“I’ll have to cook my own egg so your son will have something to eat”
Uh... what about the fruit above your house?
Plot twist: they're mechanically moving
Exactly
It’s either a house or it’s food, not both
@@ddespair Are they made of house or is house made of them?
They could be fake.
She missed a chance of being a mother of a legendary hero.
Wow.
True
You are one brave man my girlfriend is a complete yandere for me in fact she has gone out to buy some food and I am typing this out hoping someone can help me with this but even though she is obsessed with me I still love her
@@inkydemon1683 so she kills people??
@@inkydemon1683 There is no help for you. Now enjoy your stay in the cage.
*Looks at the apples in the trees.*
Uh huh... You are definitely starving for food.
Also, you are a freaking *Yoshi!* You can literally eat anything!
Even bill collectors.
I was saying the same thing about the apples
You would be great at Cinema Sins!
I haven’t seen a Yoshi eat a Chain Chomp yet.
Same
Lost your wife and are insanely broke with a child? Well just commit tax fraud.
please do not give yoshi any ideas
FBI! OPEN UP!
JayJayAG Is that a reference to the Killian Experience?
Mena Bahnena you tell me ;)
Rick and morty shid at the end?
Best thing Yoshi ever did, he is now best friends with the biggest super stars in the mushroom kingdom, he hangs out with royalty, he got his own line of merchandise, and he is seeing an exotic singer from the land of subcon.
Where is his cheating wife now? That's right married to Jeff Waynrate who lost nearly every thing, after the grate mushroom shortage in the year 22 of our princess.
Let this be a lesson to all of you, never invest in tanooki suits!
Invest in something else like STARS
Or invest in saving random children because that sure as hell worked out for yoshi
Yoshi's a bachelor, baby!
Yes and he's also sacrificed I. Pits every few days
Jonny Chen
*_S T A R S_*
- _The Nemesis_
"Look at Junior! Am I that stupid?!"
Baby Blue Yoshi had me laughing so hard.
@Energytainment Oh really?
nah i'm not going to act like an asshole and says how this is obvious, instead i'll watch seels, goodbye.
I actually want to see a second part where the wife is misserable, Jeff left her, her son hates her, and Yoshi is all like "Look what taking care of this kid took me, fame, bitches, and lots of food"
We don't get that video at all.
Still don't have that video
...And being sacrificed
4 years and still not here
Sorry man, it's over
No wonder why he let's Mario ride him everywhere, he needs the coins!
YOU
Edit: First reply, suckas.
You
Not u!
hi justin
Justin Y. Stop stalking people, k
*No wonder why Yoshi is in trouble for Taxes, he used baby mario as a deductible.*
Casualverse ha
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
No smg4 reference
Damn, that’s just... really sad.
Daniel Sambar don’t worry, Mario gets with the princess and he gives the wealth to Yoshi, now he can commit tax fraud in peace. As for Yoshi jr, he became Boshi from super Mario rpg. However, due to square enix having a grip on the characters, boshi is forgotten, in the cave of square
25% of Dorkly Bits are just sad sorta drama scenes but with very silly videogame characters
This is so sad, Alexa, play *Yoshi's Island*
Ain't sad yoshi deserves better than that hoe they wouldn't even have to take care of yoshi Jr and would have a much wealthier life is she wasn't cheating
Its Jeff's problem now
Well, At least Yoshi became one the greatest heroes and is in a happier, more stable relationship with Birdo.
Birdo...is a man tho😂😂😂
Mr. Mutou A true lgbt icon
@@christianroberts5503 Thank you, i worked hard for this award you so graciously bestowed me🎖️
Mr. Mutou so gay relationship yay
@@ThiccFurryBoi34 Hilarious😂
Breaking a Relationship?
*Not with flex tape it ain't*
A broken marriage! Even then, shown to be more effective than placebo!
Yoshi:I sawed this family in half! Okay that sounded less fucked up in my mind.
You've watched the commercial of Flex Tape.
@@ashleylightheart126 That's a lotta damage.
Proudmario 1678 That’s a lotta damage
"I'm gonna have to cook my own eggs to make sure your son has something to eat."
*Literally has fruits above her head*
Well she was sweeping dust from the grass so she isn't the brightest.
@@starkiller1289 I also hated that she blamed him for loosing his job. Does she work? Like ever?
😂
@@cogigo she was "working" Jeff wasn't she?
@@D-mann-9000 Touché. . .
Funny how far Yoshi got. He’s in smash bros, Mario kart, and many other games. All because he took care of mario
Yoshi is awesome!
GamingYoshi Fanatic Hey yoshi, I need you to help me get some “extra height” over this endless void real quick...
gogogabe9000 hay Yoshi, I need you to get that key behind the wall
And what does Jeff get? He gets to be an alternate color scheme.
Nepotism is how you win life : D
_The female Yoshi's name must be Karen_
Because she took the fucking kid
Is that supposed to be a reference to something in particular?
@@BartmanBegins internet culture, the meme "Karen took the fucking kids"
Doesn't really have a reference, but the name Karen is also used for the cliche meme "Let me speak to your manager."
@@BartmanBegins Yeah, what exactly does it mean?
She was a Yoshi before being built as Plankton's wife?
After hearing that her ex was now world renowned friend of famous hero mario, she went into a severe depression, broke up with Jeff, and was reinstated into a mental hospital 2 weeks later
What is their job exactly-
*Oh a factory.*
Who cares, he's committing tax fraud anyway
Laying eggs?
@@jordanloux3883 well *this* version of yoshi, the official one doesn't need a stupid meme to be popular. All yoshi needs is cuteness
I mean it's probably a cookie or cement factory if you go by Spinoff/Game and Watch lore.
Pay for the bills by making an orphan plumber go out and hit bricks for coins.
this is the true origin of their relationship
Dorkly epiC
She talks among going hungry, but there are literally fruit in the tree above her head.
@Michael Klump That was a terrible comparison! Yoshi's are known to eat apples, while humans are not known to eat grass!
@Michael Klump Yoshis eat living Shyguys and Pirahna plants. I don't think an apple is going to hurt them.
@Michael Klump
Yoshis eat apples. Humans can't eat grass.
People eat fruit too ya bonehead!
Yoshis eat everything!
(See's fruit on the trees)
What do you mean no food?
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Press X to Doubt
They can't harvest them they're too low leveled. Those fruits are Lv. 56 they're only Lv. 34
@@roadroller8851 If they jump on that message box they can certainly eat some of those fruits.
Dude, so true.
@@roadroller8851 What do you mean low leveled? There were no levels in Super Mario World except the levels you play on.
There isnt any joke here, it's literally just yoshi getting a divorce
Jeff has made a... Big Mistake!
Divorce is funny
Otto Coldbeer what caleb?
That IS THE JOKE!
Meanwhile that baby grew up to be one of the most famous people in the Mushroom Kingdom, friends with royalty, and savior of countless people
Joke’s on the wife. Atta boy Yoshi
And he just got a balloon that can fly to the moon.
@@superspies32 mario 64 ds power flower
@@cay7809 I Mean Odyssey
She took the -kids- taxes
please, this is about the demise of Yoshi's marriage, long before he committed tax fraud
Maybe this is why he started committing tax fraud.
^someone start spreading this fan theory
Who honest to god feels bad for Yoshi in this argument?
Bomber Blurr I do
Don't worry about it. Due to Yoshi enduring the pain of losing his wife he ended up pretty much being the father figure of The Legendary Mario, who would then go on to become a hero of the mushroom kingdom and get with Princess Peach, so not only is Yoshi now considered the Saviour of the Hero of the entire mushroom kingdom, but by saving that one little boy Yoshi now has ties to Literal Royalty. As well as this thanks to Mario and Luigi respecting him, he got access to the opportunities to become a professional at :
Golfing
Go-Karting
Partying
Tennis
Soccer
And being a good father.
He also managed to become one of the Legendary Smash Brothers *AND* he managed to land himself a new girlfriend (or boyfriend depending on who you ask) in Birdo, who has stayed loyal to him up until now.
Whilst his ex-wife is still stuck with some loser called Jeff who straight up called their relationship a mistake. Yoshi is doing just fine so there's no need to worry for him.
This is probably the best comment ever, it literally cure my crippling depression. @@shinobix4925
@@Supermariorpg6 Ur Welcome :)
Considering Yoshi's (ex)wife's infidelity and paternity fraud, in addition to the Mushroom Kingdom's misandrist family court system and workplace policies, it's a wonder how Yoshi didn't go MGTOW sooner.
Pay your taxes kids...
@@Adam-gy5vs
Okay, so there is a real answer. Do yoy want to hear it? (You'll have to @ me.)
nOpE.
And make sure the info you put in is correct.
Nah just do like Yoshi
400th like
Don’t commit tax fraud
Y'know, Yoshi turned out well in the end. Travelling with Mario for over 30 years, and sometimes just chilling back at the castle. Mario may drop him sometimes, but remember, Nintendo has said that he teleports before he dies!
Wait he does!?, how!?
@@SuperStarM64 ~magic?
@Taj James uhhh then why there's many dead yoshis on a pit on that video where mario and yoshi switch places?
*Nintendo lied to us*
@@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565
No canon,duh
“Now we can be a real family”
“Papa”
“Jeff has made a BIG mistake”
Thanks to taking care of that child he has become a super recognized video game character. At the cost of always falling down pits
Or falling into lava,.
And committing tax fraud...
Sporkenstein
He does not get punched. Originally Mario was going to punch yoshi but nintendo did not like that so they made Mario point forward. (Sorry for my bad English).
The collector it is confirmed that he used to punch him.
GODOFAWSOMENESS1 don’t you guys understand what ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO means?
_"We don't have money for groceries"_
Don't yoshis basically eat raw fruit from the wild? Lmao
Or literally anything that comes across their path?
@@no_4259 i gave them the benefit of yoshi's story, in which they turn enemies into eggs but _do_ consume fruit to complete a level. still, there's literally fruit right above them
You mean anything that they can stuff into their guts for the most part. Food shouldn't be an issue at all!
Um... "Raw fruit"... Ok then
They eat whatever they want.
First Bowser, now Yoshi? Man, the Mushroom Kingdom is dark.
they could both use some marriage counseling
Seems that way.. notice me senpai.
i just did
I smell sitcom!
@@dorkly have Toad be there concler lol I'd watch it
I like how Yoshi’s wife gets mad that Yoshi isn’t around and that he got fired, yet she’s sitting at home SWEEPING UP GRASS
I actually want a sequal where the wife comes back to yoshi and wants him back
But then yoshi rejects her
Pay back
Me too
He got a divorce because he didnt do his taxes
ALLEGEDLY*
@@dorkly ALLGEDGLY*
@phaltu kismat Shhh dont expose DORKLY
Well now Yoshi is responsible for saving the hero of the entire Kingdom, so I think he got the best out of this deal.
He gets thrown down a pit every time Mario has to save peach.
@@waves2378 isn't that because its a meme and well players choose to do that? lol
@@waves2378 And he comes back cause of magic.
@@Sonicstriforce you mean logic
It's a new yoshi that he hatches. That's so obvious! I mean, they literally hatch 5 minutes earlier.
There is food in the trees right above your head. Coins float in the air. How is anyone broke or hungry?
Considering everything Yoshi has, it seems like he’s doing pretty well for himself
Fun fact: the "sweeping sound effects" are actually part of the soundtrack playing in the beginning.
Something, something, tax evasion.
*fraud
@@dorkly He does both.
Yeah that's sad, but don't forget you can save 15% or more on car insurance
So that's why Yoshi got a divorce huh? So if I switch to Geico not only can I save 15% but my high school flame will finally call me back my dad will come back from the grocery store after 15 years and someone will find and return my goldfish that ran away when I was 10? What am I waiting for!?
@@rebelwolf772 yea!
Sooo health insurance in his case. Come to think of it, that’s actually a good thing. After all, he’s totaled every time that precious baby of his drops him into a bottomless pit to get a little more distance.
Yoshi: He needs our help!
Then. When mario grew up. They collected coins...together.
And yoshi occasionally died
But they stuck through it
OK first off: divorcing his tamp of a wife is probably the best decision Hoshi ever did.
and second: I wanted to see the aftermath of them, when they meat up years later and they found how successful Yoshi have become when raising Mario
Take a shot for every time someone even remotely mentions a Tax Fraud in this comment section.
( slowly deletes tax fraud comment )
I am dead by cardiac arrest thanks to this challenge
I indirectly mention them by saying "do like Yoshi does". Does that count? XD
Brah, it sorta counts if you have a tax you have to pay and you do it like Yoshi.
Dont worry Yoshi, the THOT PATROL will help you.
WEE WOO WEE WOO
THOT PATROL
Whatever Yoshi can also lay eggs
He also can literally eat everything.
Yoshis cheating wife: We have no money for groceries. I'm gonna have too cook my own eggs to make sure YOUR SON has something to eat!
Me: What about the apples on top of the house, are you blind? You live on a farm for god sakes. 😤😧
Haha she is clearly the “dead weight”. Not to mention a moron. There are apples up there too😆😆👊🏾
Eh, don’t worry yoshi. You literally got super Mario on your back so you’ll be all good. Heck, you literally are the father to someone who has a relationship with a princess and ties to new donk city. And you also participate in so many sports, parties, and fighting tournaments.
Leaving her seemed to be the best thing for you, as you have loving friends, are famous, and are actually a hero.
So Jeff can have his “fun” as he doesn’t even want to be in the relationship and you’re ex will realize she made a grave mistake ditching you.
Charizard Main Word!
Don’t forget savior of galaxies to...
Vaquero Dont forgot that one time in super Mario world
Oh crap Yoshi abuse
Atleast Yoshi has it better than Bowser, Yoshi has Mario by his side despite his divorce, and Bowser, well, he has 7 or 8 children to manage, an entire empire, and a clown car, which doesn’t sound too bad until you take his failures into consideration, Bowser needs a break, press F to support Bowser’s life
DarkTooth 457 yea
And being jumped on and falling to lava
Mario is real bad guy
Will Luigi save the world?
I like how she claims they need to cook their own eggs when there’s fruits above their heads
Yup! Yoshis also eat fruit from the Super Happy Tree and fish in Yoshi's island game ! ! !
@@fairymairah yoshi can eat everything (and the babies too)
haha, yoshi got a divorce
the guy's going through a tough time now, c'mon
@@dorkly At least he doesn't have to deal with child support.
This is why you pay your taxes
Lord Kaiju X he probably will.
:c
Then he’ll give Mario to jeff in one of the next levels.
Don't worry about it, Yoshi was the one to beat Bowser at end.
*complains there’s nothing to eat*
*has fruit growing on their house*
*_Yoshi's wife got tired of Yoshi not paying his taxes_*
Does yoshi SERIOUSLY evade taxes?
I was expecting Birdo to show up.
Birdo is probably Baby Mario's doting stepmother. Wifey #2!
MagicalPeachInternet true
@@138veronica But Birdo is a cross dressing male dinosaur.
@@samusx2175 more like transgender actually
@@samusx2175 Birdo can still be an amazing step parent to Baby Mario
Should've married Birdo, she's actually loyal.
But he's a guy.
It's weird, there's only one Birdo yet many Yoshis.
Do Yoshi's even have a sex, let alone a gender?
Maybe that's why Birdo does, he's the only Birdo.
WoobGamer Actually there are multiple Birdos, Just look at Mario Super Sluggers and Strikers
They even come in other colors
@@lordkaijux5262 Well bros before hoes as they like to say....
@@woobgamer5210 Yoshis are asexual, because they all lay eggs.
That kid is going to be the death of yoshi literally.
And yet, he'll grow to be a doctor...
Female Yoshi: We don't have food.
Me: What is that growing from your house?
Yay! You don't her, Yoshi. You're better off without her. lol
Yoshi, always disrespected by everyone
this marriage was falling apart for a long time
That's Luigi's job.
It's amazing that he and Luigi aren't best friends yet.
@@heartwolfphantom9366 ikr
Its all super dark until you realize SHE was the dead weight and Yoshi just walked out on a toxic relationship.
Yoshi's wife is Literally a representation of a selfish Person.
"He needs our help"
Indeed, to jump over long gaps
1:06
Yoshi: Look at Junior. Am I that stupid?
Me : Yes. He’s blue. Your wife was cheating on you with a Yoshi his color.
Should've not commited tax fraud, Yoshi.
trial is still pending, let's not rush to judgment
Seems to me Jeff is the one getting the short end of the deal on this one.
And so Yoshi's adventure began.
“We have nothing to eat”
There’s fruit growing from the trees you’re living under...
It’s probably fake
I really hope we get a part 2 so we can see what happened to Yoshi’s wife after Yoshi divorced her. I’m curious how she’ll react after finding out how successful Yoshi became after their divorce.
I love the irony that there is literally a bunch of fruit on top of their house
''no food''
Yoshi’s wife: The bills are due, unless you got that raise?
Yoshi: Why do I hear boss music
Yoshi just isn’t a Chad like _Beeg Beeg Yoshi_
Alas we couldn’t get dunkey his hogans heroes
This comment really makes you FEEL like Dunkey.
Wikipedia refuses to make proper article about 'beeg', even tho when you search that term on Google Image ....
Lets not to mention they're on the run from the IRS
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Dorkly: do you guys want to see yoshi get a Divorce
1.3 million people: *y e s*
You can't be divorced if no one loves you!
This comment was made by human garbage gang
*cries*
Can you imagine being well off in life
You've obviously never been to been to Divorce Court.
This is relatable in a painful way.
I like yoshi tho....
I can't describe how I feel when Yoshi's wife says how she's gonna have to cook her own eggs for food, when they have fucking fruits in the house of fruit trees
I was wanting a laugh, but I just got depressed.
Fr that was fucked up
“I’m going to have to cook my own eggs” That part kills me every time 😂😂😂
"We don't have money for groceries"
Fruit grows on your house, and this is what you complain about.
This needs to be an ongoing series.
I've never been into soap operas... but I could _totally_ get into this. =)
Soooo yoshi jr. keeps the name?
Sounds way better than Jeff Jr.
I actually like this video, not only for satirical reasons, but also because Yoshi decided that he had enough of his terrible marriage and made something of himself in the end.
I like how she’s sweeping in time with the music at the beginning!
Huh? Oh, right... Something about Yoshi and taxes
I know you're getting very i meant the Yoshi family has to stop an argument first.
Just casually giving kids nightmare since 1993
Yoshi's single and ready to mingle !
"another mouth to feed"
mate you have apples growing on your own house
That was actually really sad. I feel bad fo yoshi. Poor guy, at least we know know why he commits tax fraud.
@MCRodriguez1989 yoshi commits tax fraud is a meme that is going around.
@@mr.gamertristan5463 Hurray for 3 years of a joke that wasn't even supposed to be funny
You guys never fail to amuse me!
thanks!
Dorkly’s titles are always epic♥️
we tried to think of something more clever but sometimes the simplest one is best
honestly I am kinda glad that this happened because I ship yoshi with birdo
Birdo is a guy
Should've ended with an adult Mario rewarding his surrogate father by using him as a jumping off point to get past a ravine, dumping Yoshi into it.
0:57 *NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO B-*
"I'M going to have cook MY eggs to feed YOUR son has something to eat" Raising a child is a team effort! All the while, berries in the tree... rotting away.
I love how they're arguing about food when there's apples right above them
Jeff has made a.....BIG mistake
And that baby later grows to be a legendary plumber who throws Yoshi into the pit.
"GET OUT!"
That's Yoshi's house. And you're clearly a stay at home mom. So... yeah... You're the one who needs to leave. XD