This is why I love Metallica not just because they are a great band, but they also still feel like normal friends just talking. They hang out like good friends
The fact that I find this rare is so saddening. Why cant the world be more REAL. Everyone just want to satisfy their idea of what friends are instead if actually becoming soul bound friends.
Rob's skit roasting Lars' drum kit is hilarious. "The sandwich is just there for aesthetic. He's not actually gonna eat it. I don't even know if it's a real sandwich" 🤣
Some of these jokes are so Spinal Tap. "How long has the band been together as Metallica?" "Since we started." Kirk losing his guitar by hanging it over the crowd. Kirk kicking a jumbo ball into a kid's face. Lars' goat. Lars getting hit in the head by a jumbo ball. Kirk vomiting, then realizing he's on the jumbotron in front of 30,000 fans. SOOOOOO SPINAL TAP!
7:31 - Uuuhh James Hetfield, lead guitar aaaahh no, James Hetfield, rythm guitar and vocals. -Lars Ulrich, trommer -Kirk Hammet, guitar and uh uhh attempted vocal :c -Roberto Agustin Miguel San Diego San Juan Trujillo Veracruz, kazoo :D
@@gkdunch Y'all act like you never seen a danish drummer before, jaws all on the floor like Dave, like James just burst through the door and kicked him out of the band worse than before. He was first drunk, throwin' up over furniture.
7:30 uh, James Hetfield, lead guitar, uh- no... James Hetfield, rhythm guitar and vocals Laas Olrikh, droma Kirk Hammett, guitar and uh- uh- attempted vocals Roberto Augustin Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz... kazoo
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People:Metal is satanic?
Bassist:-analyzes a sandwich-
@Clayton Nordman at 2:40 rob analyzes a sandwich that's beside lars's drums
Musik Siro
Guitarist: 10:32
@@macdonald715 also singer
Brown mustard
Dummer drinking tea and cherry mint water
James such a DAD
He's acting like dad, he's joking like dad, he's looking like dad. He's is a dad
PAPA HET!! YEEEAAAAHH!!
😂
He’s not just a dad
He’s Papa Het
@Clara J yeah he has a son and two daughters.
He's global dad
James is the exactly the type of guy you expect dad jokes from 100% of the time
MrPugz yes!
Which is hilarious considering he sings and plays guitar for a thrash metal band.
Even back in the day. Oh my god, when he danced during Jump In The Fire because his guitar wasn't working is the most metal thing I've ever seen.
@@sj224 literally though 😂😂
He's Papa Het after all
This is why I love Metallica not just because they are a great band, but they also still feel like normal friends just talking. They hang out like good friends
The fact that I find this rare is so saddening. Why cant the world be more REAL. Everyone just want to satisfy their idea of what friends are instead if actually becoming soul bound friends.
Cuz, they are good friends. More, family.
Even at 50+ years old they’re still boys. I love it.
Uh, me too.
"Boys will never grow up, they’re just getting bigger"
Metallica proves it.
Yeah, they aren’t transgender.
William Nuno 16:48
They’re still rockstars
Most underrated joke
James: “so do you have any surprises for us tonight?”
Lars: “you’re gonna sing in key”
Lars was reading that night.
Lars: so do you have any surprises for us?
James: you're gonna play in time
Hahaha that was it for James
Lars woke up and chose violence
Yeah I like that I like that one too about singing in key
Kirk losing his guitar to the crowd and just shrugging and laughing about it is gold lol!
James charging in to save the guitar is just the cherry on top
@@metalben005 pretty sure it is john marshall
@@metalben005 yea that ain't james
They cut the best part when he put his hands on his hips like a disappointed dad
9:13 for anyone who needs the timestamp
Rob's skit roasting Lars' drum kit is hilarious. "The sandwich is just there for aesthetic. He's not actually gonna eat it. I don't even know if it's a real sandwich" 🤣
Lars "How many drummers to change a light bulb"
James "One, as soon as he gets here"
SAVAGE
timfreeeed bdksbdka thanks to you i understand because i do not speak inglish, so this part i cant heard it well hajajaj
Kirk:One,since it changes the light with the Wah pedal
SEMAJ
Vixo Moya isn’t James a drummer too?
timfreeeed 16:48
People: What entertains you most?
*Bassist analyzes drummer’s sandwich*
Me: idk
Jalex Ones ve-ge-tables
@@danreptonmusic5693 brown mustard. BROWN mustard. Wheat toast, not seven grain, not nine grain, thirteen grain!
it's got all the proper veggietebles
Lord Gaming and proper accoutrements
he has .. cherry -- mint water?
When you realize Robert has been the longest term bassist in Metallica.....
longer than Jason..
@@redyyz4489 Yeah, that's what longest term means.
Robert Term as bassist: 18 years
Jason term as bassist: 15 years
Cliff term as bassist: 4 years
Ron term as bassist: 1 year
although the bus was the best hit at bass player
@@michaelblackduck7138 FOUL
Rob is 100% without a doubt the funniest member of metallica
agreed
Nope, it's James in my opinion
him and james
*”my first wife”* -shows a picture of lars kissing james-
Funny!! 😂😂😂
I ship it
its his first wife dont judge
Well, it is true.
@Necromancer James Is Married
8:59
How long was the band together
James: Since we started
*Genius*
The Phantom Lord he watches rink and more tea
NOICE!
The Phantom Lord ruclips.net/video/dTZdd1pol_E/видео.html
He did it to himself
The Guy I have a band with some friends and I'm gonna say that someday
9:30
James: Searchiiiinnn
*Hands Mic To Jason*
Jason: Aaaauuhhhh
James: *Death stare*
He's like "Seriously? I was counting on you"
@@leopardsammy1306 no, it's searching. Look up the lyrics, I was surprised too.
@@leopardsammy1306 haha
James: *Given Jason death stare*
Jason: Did I do good?
James: No
Kirk: having a fucking stroke on the guitar
u can see the humbleness of Kirk by just his smile
13 Grain Toast. Man it must be nice. haha
I am a huge fan of you
What kind of sandwich was it? I'm hungry
He do be eating good
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
@@fightergala4655 damn I thought u were talking to me, man😭😭😭
10:14
jason: broken sticks, broken guitars
lars: bRoKeN pRoMiSeS
Jason: Shoot helpless animals with large, high powered weapons
Why is your pfp Alex Zedra ya simp
The broken promises: getting an gibson explorer for learning 20+ songs on guitar
Some of kirks hair
Jaymz: what surprises do you have for us tonight?
Lars: you're gonna sing in key!
LMAO
that was cold XD
How many drummers does it take to change
a lightbulb?
One as soon as he gets here.
Man that was instant and hilarious
James singing the menu items in the tune of 'Master of Puppets' is the best thing I've seen all week.
ah yes, my favorite metal band:
with singer, semaj
guitarist, krik
bassist, trebor
and drummer, sral
Lol, kriK and sraL are Russian words 🤣
trebor xdd
In russian language "sral" means "pоорed" and "krik" means "scream"
What about Ffilc, and nosaj?
This is krik *slaps krik on the back*
The camera zooms make it 10x funnier
Ryn1311 16:49
@@baberahamlincoln3095 A Mexican warrior emits a primal roar as he charges into battle, colourised
Nice pfp
“Roberto Agustin Miguel Santiago Sanjuan Trujillo Bellacruz; kazoo.”
Adriel Rico Samuel Trujillo Veracruz.
Kazoo
Robert Tryjallio’s legendary kazoo preformance kept the band alive.
AmazedDolphin 33 Rob is a much better kazoo player than Cliff or Jason
And James laughing in the background 😂
12:38 “sure beats the bus man” while james is royally introducing himself
16:43
James: **hears Megadeth**
Also James: **triggered**
Reee
I was like, "careful there young man"
Maggie Moonlight megadeth is awesome
“Rob, what do you do before a show?”
“Oh I just analyze my band mates sandwich.”
🤣
"ok.....I'm just gonna leave now..
Interesting show me more
Lars & sandwiches seem to go hand n hand.
I would pay for a show with Rob going around trying food
9:28
James **burps**
All the girls at the concert **screaming and dying**
Jésus😂😂
Screaming and dying laughing and crying
I thought he growled
I thought lars puked next to a drum mic
Eva Borisova he growled😂
robert is so underrated, i love him
Therapist: Lars Shady doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
Lars Shady: 18:12
Slim Ulrich
people don’t give rob enough credit, he actually has pretty good comedic instinct
hey
And a very skilled bassist
@@phantom_wolf5274 hey
Some of these jokes are so Spinal Tap.
"How long has the band been together as Metallica?"
"Since we started."
Kirk losing his guitar by hanging it over the crowd.
Kirk kicking a jumbo ball into a kid's face.
Lars' goat.
Lars getting hit in the head by a jumbo ball.
Kirk vomiting, then realizing he's on the jumbotron in front of 30,000 fans.
SOOOOOO SPINAL TAP!
The kid who was hit by the ball was James kid
Tf is spinal tap?
FixxxeR208 go on amazon prime look up this is spinal tap and watch it
@@Pirustae a band
Lmao
11:40 ”Lars’s oscars performance” hadhhsgag love it
14:12 when Mario falls off a cliff
Burton
11:02
14:12 kirk guitar
When you hit your foot with your wah pedal. It hurts, it happened to me xd
@@milena2059 rip joke
"You don't know kung fuuuuuu"
I about died lol
Sean The Baptist i laughed too damn hard at that LMAO
I was wheezing lol
That was the funniest shit man XD
Sean The Baptist I swallowed my tongue
He sounds like Vinesauce Joel when he says that
5:29 James playing drums and giving it with all looks so badass
hey
Trujillo explaining whole grains just made my day
"How you spell Metallica?"
"M - E - G - A - D..."
Lol fucking gold
J: rhythm guitar and vocals
L: drummers
C: guitarist and attempted vocals
R: kazoo
VirusVlogs 96 it’s not cirk with a c it’s with a k not C
Trommer not drummer it’s drums in danish
Cirk
who the fuck is C......
Kirk
9:31
James: Serchiiiiin
Jason: AAAGGGHHHRR
James: ._.
Jason: :)
James: -_-
The real reason Jason FOCKIN LEFT THE BAND
James looks like: "You makin' a statement here? I'm not amused, kid." :DDDDDDDDD
Jason: Did I do good? :D
James: No.
Kirk: *DO DI DO DI DODIDODIDO*
James: Well, you got your chance. Goodbye
5:23 James sounds monstrous on the drums too lol
James actually teached Lars how to play drums... well he tried teaching him since we all know how Lars turned out
@@joefurious732 dont spread falso information
@@joefurious732 making up a lie to try and make lars seem worse than what he actually is is crazy
Honestly Lars has been sounding much better recently, he must've finally discovered what a metronome is
Anyone know that song?
9:53 I died at "Guns 'N Rumors"
That's like the worst memory slip I've possibly ever seen 😂
g u n s n r u m o r s
7:48
Ah yes, the famous kazoo player of Metallica's.
Robert…Trigalio de la Cruz should play kazoo instead of base on their next album
@@Jacobmovietalk get this: he does both
definitely a roberto agustin miguel san diego san juan trujillo veracruz moment
Uh, that’s Trajeeleeo
James and Lars roasting each other is hilarious.
16:55
Damn...
Hetfields most dad moment
Bro what song is this
@@DoopDop1 Judas kiss
9:29
James: SEARCHIN *points microphone to jason*
Jason: WRAAAAAA
James: *death stare*
Jason: Did I do good?
James: No
😂😂😭
First time I saw that clip I thought he said “your pretty haaaair”
@@alexanderybarra844 first fime i saw it, i thought he said Metal
James like "The Fuck was that Jason?!"
Why is jason such a meme,
Also jason: Fritters are good
13:30
"Mom said it's my turn to play bass"
😂😂😂
Tomo Rainns 666th like :3
666 likes. 😂
Keeley Duty im the 666th like :3
6:26(lars):thx do you want a job
lars later: HE FOOKIN LEFT THE BAND
The AcillateM cut is just amazing, Kirk sayin 'nnSemaaaaaj...' makes my stomach hurt... they'd be stoned AF😂🎉
7:55 And this is how Harwired To Self-Destruct cover was borned
Hahahah
*B O R N E D*
T H I S T A B L E I S C R O O K E D
@@dumbmetalhead4606 HE IS THE TABLE!!
B o r n e d
"The sandwich is just there for aesthetic"
Spacelystorm
“I don’t even know if it’s a real sandwich!”
"Wheat toast - not 7 grain, not 9 grain, 13 grain"
@@matthewboyer7401 😂
why is the little Danish girl showing her ass?
Sexy sandwich 😂
7:31
- Uuuhh James Hetfield, lead guitar aaaahh no, James Hetfield, rythm guitar and vocals.
-Lars Ulrich, trommer
-Kirk Hammet, guitar and uh uhh attempted vocal :c
-Roberto Agustin Miguel San Diego San Juan Trujillo Veracruz, kazoo :D
0sc4rXD Lars said “Trommer” which is “drums” in Danish
Kaitlen Ternent Thanks, ill put it :^)
T r o m m e r
Santiago*
Roberto Agustin Miguel Santiago* Samuel Trujillo Veracruz
when Rob patted Lars's goat at 3:55 it sounded like how the snare did on Saint Anger
11:00 hetfield reveals his real voice
PotatoGiraffe Sounds like an angry cat
😆😆😆
That's just him recreating what he sounded like in 81.
@@kybamclane9357 Rob halford
He sounds like an angry squirrel
18:12 the era where Lars was in his Slim Shady phase
yes I'm the fake shady yes i'm the fake shady😂
@@gkdunch lol
@@gkdunch Y'all act like you never seen a danish drummer before, jaws all on the floor like Dave, like James just burst through the door and kicked him out of the band worse than before.
He was first drunk, throwin' up over furniture.
10:18 Jason looks like a young businessman and Lars looks like a viking.
Lars looks like homeless hippie
James is the real viking
О, какие люди
@@ichiro319 he isnt Even a scandinavian lol
@@unrealgamer228 I just saw all the replies
Robert going over Lars’ sandwhich was the best part of this whole thing
Coolest band in the world. Amazing still trucking on after all these years.
Out of all of the Metallica funny moments videos i think this one has to be the best lol
Maknae Kenn thank you so much!!
How can you not love James Hetfield?
Jason is stupid
And so is James
@@minaashido5678 Someone had a bad day
@@dewayne8340 they need more metallica
@@Graysworld15 They needa just ride the lightning
whoever made these captions is a genius because at 18:21, apparently Lars predicts the title of their new single Lux Aeterna whilst talking to his kid
Crazy
5:20
When Lars just realized the fact, that he's not even the best drummer in metallica.
They were messing around
@@ashleywootton9556 r/wooooosh
5:05
lars: "i should have some rythm guitar in my ears"
"........."
pappa het: "your choice.... your ears..... YOUR CHOICE"
Vulgar Midas710 the mighty Het SPEAKS
13:30 is one of Jason’s best off the cuff moments. “Fritters are good.” He just gets good “spur of” humor.
It’s the way he suddenly pops up that makes it next level funny too 😂
I didn’t even notice he was behind him until he randomly popped up lol
I was mid sip, drinking a beer watching this... and it came out my goddamn nose. lol!!! lost it
They are like a brotherhood, they clearly have so much fun doing this, it’s awesome
Metallica members
James
Wah Pedal
17 last names taco bass man
Hobgoblin drummer
Bonus:
HE FUCKING LEFT THE BAND
Megadeth
The dead one
Finn Cullin the dead one 😭😂😂 OMG
@@fc43 guy whose amp got blown up by megadeth
Jeez im crying at all these comments😂😂
Finn Cullin I DIED AT THE DEAD ONE
At 16:30 James thought he had a funny joke asking the Japanese guy to spell "Metallica" but the guy had an even better joke 😂
Another name: Robert & Kirk talk about how they should eat a goat for a minute straight.
*_Austin_* *_5098_* love it
But Kirk wouldn’t eat it because he is vegetarian
I literally loved them since I was 5, it was still a young age but I didn’t even care, I love them so much
"What surprises are you gonna have for us tonight?"
"You're gonna sing in key"
HOLY SHIT
Inthexis33
Lars: how many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
James: one, as soon as he gets here
Fucking gold
These guys were fucking savages
Lars has absolutely no right to talk shit
8:53 he seeked and destroyed the child, and the child wanted justice for all.
It's his daughter BTW 😂😂
Its James’s daughter lmao AND JUSTICE FOR THE CHILD 😂
Lol that’s crazy
9:18 Kerry King probably uses this clip as inspiration for his solos
Thats actually pretty funny
josh freund Thank you
Sounds like the intro from Raining Blood....lol
Totally Meta I’m dead xD
😂😂😂
the part where they list off their names at 7:33 just lives rent-free in my head
Band: *Finishes Song*
James Hetfield: *Burps*
Ladies in Crowed: OH MY GOD! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHHHHHH
That idiot burped into the microphone!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Mom can you wake me up at 8 am?
My mom: ok
My mom: at 6:30 a.m. 0:19
Andres Sanchez funniest comment I’ve seen tbh
She must not know how to read the clock
UNDERRATED LMAOOO
@Clara J if you get the audio to download pls share it
I laughed at this way more than I should’ve. Good job my guy
Interviewer: how long has it been since you started as metallica?
James:Uhh since we started
@Matthew Aldana *it's big brain time*
am I the only who got this line?
12:21 this one never gets old LMAO
7:33 me and my friends explaining who we are to a police officer after we got caught shoplifting
This should have more likes
j a m e s h e t f i e l d r h r y t m g u i t a r
This is gold
Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz
@@fanismichalopoulos3447 kazoo
James is riding the metal dad look so hard and I love it.
Riding the lightning
he looks kinda like my dad, who used to be in a thrash band
7:30
uh, James Hetfield, lead guitar, uh- no... James Hetfield, rhythm guitar and vocals
Laas Olrikh, droma
Kirk Hammett, guitar and uh- uh- attempted vocals
Roberto Augustin Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz... kazoo
Robert: He's got a bad back! Be cool!
James: There goes the tour.
Lars Ulrich, Trommer
This was actually very, very funny! Favorite 2 seconds: James waving like the queen. 12:38
James: Searchiiiiiing
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
9:01
Reporter: "how long has the band been together as Metallica?"
James: "since we started"
Best answer ever!!!!!!!
this is the energy that i have all the time
Can we appreciate that was when mustaine was in Metallica
That’s how I’ll answer that question
James is the daddest dad to ever dad.
James getting a heart attack on stage from the sudden riff never gets old
6:00
The pure confusion in Lars' face 😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing
That clip is so fucking funny 😂
Which Song is that ?
@@caganataolvardar496 don't know if you figured it out by now, but if you haven't it's Harvester of Sorrow
When Lars realizes even a giant bouncy ball is a better drummer than him.
12:35
Lars anything to say James
James yes
YOU DONT KNOW KUNG FOO
man they got away with that one. different times back then
Kong fu
Kay Rey better times
I laughed my ass off on that one.
That shit got me in tears man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
James: "What surprises are you gonna have for us tonight?"
Lars: "You're gonna sing in key"
Notice how happy Robert always is. He’s always smiling. He kinda looks like my best friend with long hair
5:51 one dollar at a time
Thanks for the likes guys.
That was gold
tbh the cover art for St. Anger makes me wet
What kind of Metallica fan are you if your profile picture is st. anger
@@steviecopeland _Some Kind Of Monster_
Nobody:
Not a single souls:
Mario after dying: 14:12
😂😂😂😂 IM DYING
@@introvertedhuman1776 Hi Mario
Literally Train, that's also LITERALLY E V E R Y K I R K ' S S O L O
I was hardcore cracking up when Rob and Kirk were talking about eating Lars' goat😂
Jared Vise I thought Kirk was half black before he said he was Filipino 😂😂😂
Trujillo has very good kazoo tone. The best kazoo player in the world
“I’m not sure if the sandwich is real. The sandwich may be aesthetic.” Lmao
5:51 imagine hearing that on the radio
My radio station should do that as a joke
"Bro my mom is in the car stop"
One dollar at a time
1:18 89' james' voice
These guys have such good chemistry together that its infectious.
8:58 "How long has the band been together as Metallica?"
*"Uh, since we started"*
I have watched this way too many times now...
Same, oh my gosh.
Probably my favorite video
Same
Same
At least I’m not alone
8:46 does that glow in the dark? Covers guy with his jacket "Oooooo it does glow in the dark"
I feel like Rob and Kirk are just the Uncles that everyone wants to be around, James is the dad, and Lars is the mom