I felt sorry for the last guy he killed. That guy went out of his way to offer a bar graph and everything to help him understand why things were off-limits.
@@zarefbewalker1859 It's off limits because they've been trying to figure out the correlation of the spike in poop butts and the zombie apocalypse. For some reason, it's causing people to die and come back
@@ExtrnalSorce2 I doubt these are the originals, but I found some subtitles in the comments made by masterofthecontinuum oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy "STOP!" what, why? "Off limits!" *pew pew "sir put the gun dow-" no. "please don't..." *pew pew Cue chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way- "stop!" what the? "sir there's no work today." *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way. "sir there's been an accident in the plant!" "and people have been getting killed!" "you need to go back the way you came!" "there's zombies walking around everywhere!" "If you don't leave the place right now" "there's a very high chance that you won't live." "I would reccomend that you-" "sir?" "why" "did" "you" "point" "your gun" "at me?" You're keeping me from doing my job.... *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! Going into work prepared to do my job....
"Uhh... this one... there's a man, and a sign about 'popular folk permissions not granted'? Then he dances, and there's... a can? And a chicken. And then the police come." "..." "The wisdom of the ancients is not for us to know"
0:41 I can see the pain in this guard's eyes. He just witnessed a man laughing as he slaughtered his partners. Now he stands face to face with this shape shifting demon of a human being hellbent on moving forward, and he knows that he is the last vanguard keeping this man from whatever lies ahead. He pours everything he has into convincing this beast from progressing. He mimes out the danger ahead. He pulls out an accurate chart. He does everything in his power to stop this poor lost soul. With a gun in his face, staring at certain death, he pleads with the man one last time to turn back. Deep down, he knows he has failed, but he refuses to stop until the man goes away. He hears the man laugh, closes his eyes and awaits the death he has earned through his courage.
"Sir due to the abnormally high mortality rate as signified by this graph, I must strongly advise against your entering this area. If you proceed this way the chances of you meeting an untimely end will increase exponentially." "SQUEAK" *gunshots*
For those of you who are trying to understand this video, let me tell you. The Black mesa security guard is trying to get through Black Mesa for indeterminate reasons but the Soldiers are trying to keep him out because it is dangerous and ridden with Zombies but the security guard tries to show them that he can hold his own against them and because they don't agree with him regardless of him holding weapon, he shoots them so they'll get out of his way. The part where the security guard turns into a soldier is the fact he is mocking them for dismissing him for stupid reasons.
There are people making incredibly fluid and engaging animated stories in SFM. There are people making intricately detailed pictures in SFM. And then there's this. _And I wouldn't trade it for the world._
Long ago I found you through Messyourself. Whilst the children played in the sandboxes and drew stick figures, I sat here watching these masterpieces. True craftsmanship and genius was made to formulate this nostalgia. Thank you. This is the content I lived for and still do to this day.
Facility manager: "How did you let one man with a glock breach the facility..." Wounded guard: "You don't understand boss, he was a slav. We couldn't stop 'em."
or in Black Mesa lore terms: HECU General: "How did you let one Security Guard with a Glock breach the perimeter..." Wounded HECU Grunt: "You don't understand General, he was Barney, We couldn't stop him."
*I have the lyrics:* oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy "STOP!" what, why? "Off limits!" *pew pew "sir put the gun dow-" no. "pease don't..." *pew pew Cue chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way- "stop!" what the? "sir there's no work today." *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way. "sir there's been an accident in the plant!" "and people have been getting killed!" "you need to go back the way you came!" "there's zombies walking around everywhere!" "If you don't leave the place right now" "there's a very high chance that you won't live." "I would reccomend that you-" "sir?" "why" "did" "you" "point" "your gun" "at me?" You're keeping me from doing my job.... *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! Going into work prepared to do my job....
Tommy50377, the sequel i don't know either oh please rig my RUclips so every video is this I would achieve the most orgasms per minute. Please arrange that
"We released source film maker for the expressed purpose of allowing content creators to make their own fun little animations." Later... "Oh...Oh God. What have we done?"
If I could only watch one RUclips video for the rest of my life, this would be it. So story rich, amazing character progression. What more could you want
hey man, just wanted to say that i had one of the hardest days of my life and this video, even being so silly got me laughing and really helped, thanks for making these, they are really something i wait for every time :)
I'm grateful to the two Brazilian guys I met on GTA Online that introduced me to this particular video, and the channel as a whole. Hope you guys are living healthy.
Breaking news from black Mesa local security guard Barney has a meltdown “I’ve fucking had it with these ungrateful scientist I could stop them from getting ripped in half by some intergalactic fuckwad of an alien and they would just act like I didn’t do anything”
Police reports violent psychopath raids secret military base, ruthlessly and brutally killing three men, and possibly more victims. “The intruder in question has a certain type of disease that changes reality into a sort of happily ever after, envisioning themselves as a protagonist of their own story” Doctor Samuel Hemsworth analyses.
I find myself walking down dimly lit hallways, wiring in electrical boxes and plug-ins. And every time I walk the long corridors... I am CONSTANTLY playing this in my head. It just makes me laugh. HOW HAVE I NOT LIKED THIS UNTIL NOW!?!?!?!
![Ribs [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_1zzRLMHlDM/mqdefault.jpg)
![Ribs [SFM]](/img/tr.png)
![[SFM] Eternal Tipping](/img/1.gif)
The delay of Half-life games has slowly driven the community insane
Botbulb Yes. It very much has.
Half life 3 beta footage is looking great tho
Botbulb how about transmissions element 120
Rip hl
M Y I C I N G
This speaks to me...
Delete Fallout 4.
lol hi womble.
notice me senpai
WHAT
HOLY SHIT OF ALL THE PEOPLE AND ALL THE PLACES
The last guy was genuinely concerned for his safety and he dies like the others.
that's what you get for caring about the well being of others
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains no... Alexa play me loli hentai
Face the best die like the rest
Ikr
@@HentaiLover-gb1xl yes officer, this comment right here
I felt sorry for the last guy he killed. That guy went out of his way to offer a bar graph and everything to help him understand why things were off-limits.
did you not read the graph? it was an argument over poopbut
@@zarefbewalker1859
It's off limits because they've been trying to figure out the correlation of the spike in poop butts and the zombie apocalypse. For some reason, it's causing people to die and come back
One thing you dont realise is that half life games are amazing
You can just play them over and over again and have fun
You have mods for em
@@The_____H That....has nothing to do with what he said. No one said they weren't
@@jamstheshapeshifter they were probably replying to a deleted comment
Fallout: The Vaults are meant to keep anything out from coming in when the doors are closed
The Enclave:
This is such an underrated goddamn joke
I see you're a man of great taste when it comes to video games
Man the best joke to come out of 2020 Lmao
Enclave tf2
(Who made the vaults)
"Stealth is optional for this mission"
Hanzer 2277 hahahahahaa
Me when stealth is required
Optional? Hmmmm
*grabs rpg-7, 10 grenades and a lmg*
LEROOOOOOOY JENKINS
@@TKK-630 gives you a bottomless magazine
@@DrewFr33m4nn what even is a "bottomless magazine"? Like infinite ammo?
I love how despite all the What-the-fuckery in this video, you can still salvage some kind of plot or story
@Aidan Bramwell that and Playstation plus.
yeah... he doesn't give two shits about anybody in there XD
Nanomachines, Dr Freeman!
Only us.... Only the most intelligently stupid
@Aidan Bramwell A man of taste, you're awesome and I'll buy you a coffee.
I remember when there was subtitles that told us what each character were saying
Too bad it’s gone
I can’t believe it’s just a burning memory.
@@RandomHandleLol1738 Really wish we had a caretaker for those subtitles now..
@@ExtrnalSorce2 I doubt these are the originals, but I found some subtitles in the comments made by masterofthecontinuum
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
"STOP!"
what, why?
"Off limits!"
*pew pew
"sir put the gun dow-"
no.
"please don't..."
*pew pew
Cue chorus:
I am going into work!
going into work
prepared to do my job
and to get paid
for my hard work!
and no one
will
get
in
my
way-
"stop!"
what the?
"sir there's no work today."
*pew pew
Chorus:
I am going into work!
going into work
prepared to do my job
and to get paid
for my hard work!
and no one will
get
in
my
way.
"sir there's been an accident in the plant!"
"and people have been getting killed!"
"you need to go back the way you came!"
"there's zombies walking around everywhere!"
"If you don't leave the place right now"
"there's a very high chance that you won't live."
"I would reccomend that you-"
"sir?"
"why"
"did"
"you"
"point"
"your gun"
"at me?"
You're keeping me from doing my job....
*pew pew
Chorus:
I am going into work!
Going into work
prepared to do my job....
@@dardanik nice
RUclips removed community comments, so I think you have youtube to blame for the lack of likely community made subtitles.
I love that he kills the cigar guy in cold blood and then immediately laughs and mocks him for begging for his life.
eh? He wasn't begging for his life imo, he was trying to prevent him from going where wherever he gone.
Yes, because of the zombies.
McLovin thank you for telling me that I didn't fucking noticed
McLovin me too
Clone Blaster Uh oh. Butthurt child alert
This is how about 40 thousands years of human technological and culture progress looks like
*weight
Scivirino Scivirson I can't tell if you're serious or not.
Agnry Faic gaben
Nikko2I >40,000 years
Wolfguy18 For the emperor?
Somewhere in the future there’s gonna be a poor historian forced to decipher the messages of these videos
"Uhh... this one... there's a man, and a sign about 'popular folk permissions not granted'? Then he dances, and there's... a can? And a chicken. And then the police come."
"..."
"The wisdom of the ancients is not for us to know"
"I think we should Burn it"
And if Shakespeare is anything to go by then they'll assume that this is higher art than it was ever intended to be.
@@steampunknord
Faqs
"You see, the blue dot represents something....
Communism!"
This has been my phone’s ringtone for the last five and a half years
how nice of you my friend! Making everyone elses ears happy with that "song"
this vidio cringe than my toilet
How tldo I do that teach me your ways
@@turkishgigachad2285 >turkish
>saying something about cringe
>bruh
0:41
I can see the pain in this guard's eyes.
He just witnessed a man laughing as he slaughtered his partners.
Now he stands face to face with this shape shifting demon of a human being hellbent on moving forward, and he knows that he is the last vanguard keeping this man from whatever lies ahead.
He pours everything he has into convincing this beast from progressing. He mimes out the danger ahead. He pulls out an accurate chart. He does everything in his power to stop this poor lost soul.
With a gun in his face, staring at certain death, he pleads with the man one last time to turn back.
Deep down, he knows he has failed, but he refuses to stop until the man goes away.
He hears the man laugh, closes his eyes and awaits the death he has earned through his courage.
Haha wow
10/10 would read again
holy shit
+Sam Rader So you mean Undertale Genocide
+Sam Rader
:, -(
i'm crying now.
that fucking Thomas theme kills me every time.
Ziltoid the Omniscient I know
Ziltoid the Omniscient So perfect...
Killed the guy at the start too
Immature Brit and the every guy in general
Ziltoid the Omniscient you died about ∞ times?
"Sir due to the abnormally high mortality rate as signified by this graph, I must strongly advise against your entering this area. If you proceed this way the chances of you meeting an untimely end will increase exponentially."
"SQUEAK"
*gunshots*
"The Rise of Butts due to the population"
@@Hyro_Thod Missed opportunity for "The rise of butts due to poopulation"
The amount of butts and poops has risen exponentially.
Benry: I don’t give a shit about your nerd shit. I got some passports to see so fuck off.
In summary: a rogue security guard is entering the most restricted part of black mesa through the usage of brutal Glock fire.
With military guards being completely unarmed for some reason
this vidio cringe than my toilet
I believe the lambda complex and xen research facilities were the most secretive.
When you finally snap after working the same job for 12 years
Relatable is the word
That’s suspiciously specific
Thats the plot of going down
Fredbear 24 nah m8, it just happens every now and again
YELDAH lmao
I watch this way too often.
Kshaway Kshaway yo!
Kshaway Love you Kshaway!
Kshaway Love you Kshaway!
I find it soothing if I'm having a stressful day
Dalas review!
For those of you who are trying to understand this video, let me tell you.
The Black mesa security guard is trying to get through Black Mesa for indeterminate reasons but the Soldiers are trying to keep him out because it is dangerous and ridden with Zombies but the security guard tries to show them that he can hold his own against them and because they don't agree with him regardless of him holding weapon, he shoots them so they'll get out of his way. The part where the security guard turns into a soldier is the fact he is mocking them for dismissing him for stupid reasons.
oh.
And how do you know this is the true meaning?
Well ok but I think somthing just have to have many story's that's why I asked
Or maybe the security guard is trying to disguise himself to get past.
(EDIT) By his gestures he is mocking him.
Diego78142 He was probably disguising himself and mocking them at the same time. Because of the noise he made, he was caught by the security guard.
Godammit😭🤣 almost 9 years later and seeing him make fun of the desk guard he killed still makes me cackle haha
I love how this manages to tell a story with no dialog while still maintaining the pacing of a fever dream.
Trying to sleep at a decent hour
My brain at 3am:
My brain 24/7
I'm literally watching this at like 2:07AM on a school night, fuck me.
@@glizzygobbler8012 Prepare your anis boi
I have autism
@@chillman3377 i hav bren demage
Shrek behind the railings at 0:18
Good eye
HOLY SHIT!!!!
lol i just noticed that
I see you ogre there
Jacob Hunter I get it ogre instead of over
There could be an alternate half-life timeline where everyone talks exactly like this. You can’t prove me wrong.
*EH EH EH EH EH EH EHE EH EH EH*
That checks out in a many worlds interpretation. although, in that timeline we'd probably talk in squeeky barks too.
Ah the Banjo and Kazooie universe
what if this is the only thing ever found to be made by humans and its all aliens have to work off of
their history books would be 10/10 reads
***** The aliens would look up to us
NEBB JJ Imagine their History Class
***** imagine their efforts to find out our language :P
lolslayer Jesus.
***** just call me god ;D
There are people making incredibly fluid and engaging animated stories in SFM.
There are people making intricately detailed pictures in SFM.
And then there's this.
_And I wouldn't trade it for the world._
What did you expect? Garry's Mod?
Masmage Look up a video that shows the subtitles for this
Are you saying that this isn't an engaging animated story?
Yep
Don't forget all the porn.
Coming back from this beauty every 2 months to celebrate the existence of humanity.
+John Pablo hmmm, havent seen you around in the usual places lately
+John Pablo
I celebrate this everyday!
This comment offends ME!
+John Pablo Annnnnnd another profile with Lucario porn as their picture. Thats sick man,in the good way. =3
+Thatsaltypepper ANNNNND Another profile with undertale sans and or papyrus...
***** ANNNNNND Another profile with a pic of the scout or other tf2 character...
Long ago I found you through Messyourself.
Whilst the children played in the sandboxes and drew stick figures, I sat here watching these masterpieces. True craftsmanship and genius was made to formulate this nostalgia. Thank you.
This is the content I lived for and still do to this day.
eh
Jeffrey Zink EH
Dragon Dildo EH!
EUH OOHH EUH
Hauntern Mcno WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH
Eh
What Hunt Down The Freeman should have looked like
You play as the guy trying to reason with the main villain, helmet guy. You have three tries, then you have to restart the game.
TheBestTrashMammal no this is the sequel to Hunt Down The (REFUND really) Freeman,
“Hunt Down The Calhoun”
I agree
it is basically this, but bad.
Yes I would play this for $20
1920: were gonna have flying cars in the future
2017:
Dennis Arnold 2014*
Dennis Arnold haha
best otaku life you're*
Dennis Arnold This was 2014. You loser
This Video Gave me Cancer instead it is, be informed before talking
Facility manager: "How did you let one man with a glock breach the facility..."
Wounded guard: "You don't understand boss, he was a slav. We couldn't stop 'em."
or in Black Mesa lore terms:
HECU General: "How did you let one Security Guard with a Glock breach the perimeter..."
Wounded HECU Grunt: "You don't understand General, he was Barney, We couldn't stop him."
*I have the lyrics:*
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
"STOP!"
what, why?
"Off limits!"
*pew pew
"sir put the gun dow-"
no.
"pease don't..."
*pew pew
Cue chorus:
I am going into work!
going into work
prepared to do my job
and to get paid
for my hard work!
and no one
will
get
in
my
way-
"stop!"
what the?
"sir there's no work today."
*pew pew
Chorus:
I am going into work!
going into work
prepared to do my job
and to get paid
for my hard work!
and no one will
get
in
my
way.
"sir there's been an accident in the plant!"
"and people have been getting killed!"
"you need to go back the way you came!"
"there's zombies walking around everywhere!"
"If you don't leave the place right now"
"there's a very high chance that you won't live."
"I would reccomend that you-"
"sir?"
"why"
"did"
"you"
"point"
"your gun"
"at me?"
You're keeping me from doing my job....
*pew pew
Chorus:
I am going into work!
Going into work
prepared to do my job....
I approve des lyrics
I was reading throughout the video. Nice lyrics.
+masterofthecontinuum wow those are way too accurate and way too fitting
someone needs to dub this
Bravo! Good job!
He was never actually hired, he just showed up one day. Some say he's part of the facility itself.
DEEP, LORE.
what scp is he?
Ahti?
@@vincentgiugno5952 Benrey.....
@@Seven_Suits_Up Benrey? Who's that? I'll just be playing some playstation while you answer that
If I was forced to watch one video for the rest of my life it would be this one
Damn right
agreed
That can be arranged.
LetoZeth "Can be"? Your way behind on professional torture, I've been doing this for yea..... er......... you heard nothing or your next.
Tommy50377, the sequel i don't know either
oh please rig my RUclips so every video is this I would achieve the most orgasms per minute. Please arrange that
I'll never get over your attention to detail when it comes to animating them to each and every little beat. It's so good
*mum walks in the room*
"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!"
*Me*
"Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh"
Eheheheheheh! *Pew pew*
“SON PUT THE GUN DOWN”
*Pew Pew*
Don't you mean mom
ITS THE "EH-POCALYPSE"
XpGaming YT lol
These are the kinds of things I imagined in my mind when I was 11
So bizarre to see now
HamSenry I know. It’s like a look into the mind of 10 year old me... man I was weird.
daum, me to. how strange
so 1 year ago?
Not gonna lie, I was the same way.
"We released source film maker for the expressed purpose of allowing content creators to make their own fun little animations."
Later...
"Oh...Oh God. What have we done?"
Knowing Valve, they probably love this.
@@nickolasharding6631 who wouldn't love to have played a part in the making of this chaos?
My god, what have I done?
It's too beautiful
I like how the graph is about the values of butts over time
Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001)
ndimov65 haha I actually played that game!
It should be Guard Duty, y know because it's in black Mesa.
@@ragmayor Operation Black Mesa and Guard Duty right?
more like blue shit
He went postal
_Onomatopoeia_
Antidisestablishmentarianism
@@pinkguymemorial9351 Supercalifragicalisticexpialidocious
Best comment here.
_OHH I got my cool on_
*TAILORMADE*
most upbeat work place shooting ever...
unless you do what i did.... opened 3 tabs, and put this song in each one. then i played them all but 1 third of a second off from each other
This is how Barney escaped black mesa.
why was this not under the education category
why not?
That is what i am asking
Because this is gonna be the music of the future.
Animationloverslacker yeah, but this vid also taught us how this all began. Just like the fire nation. Long ago...
Joey Greetings No, it should have been in the sports category.
I love this, I just don't get why he changes clothes partway through, then when stopped his clothes go back to normal.
+Ravendas Was trying to show that he was making fun of the guard he just killed.
+an0nymooose nice
+an0nymooose It seems so obvious now.
+an0nymooose I thought he was a shpee
+Ravendas It was supposed to represent how humans can change their beliefs in the face of greed.
security at the facility is as tight as ever
istvi Arend just a bunch of soldiers without any guns, but with more knowledge than the security guard
This is a walking peace of art it says so much about the nature of existence.
memes are better when they have a story line
Max Coddington nope.
Hey Black Mesa, it's me Gordon , from Barney.
Your comment made me laugh uncontrollably.
I AM SMILING LIKE A BLOODY IDIOT
+Giant Painusman I think i get it
hey Barney, its me Black Mesa, from Gordon
+Nick Rof
Hey Barney, its me Gordon, from Black Mesa.
This is kind of how I imagine Canadians communicate
+Letus the Dragon As a Canadian i can confirm.
This is true
+Letus the Dragon Hey look a racist joke that went right for once. :D
Daniel Jones My comment applies regardless.
+Letus the Dragon You fucking racist....I usually add a fart here and there in my speech too.
The soldiers went after Freeman because they had STRICT orders to avoid Barney *AT ALL COSTS*
i like the part when he says "eh"
Aware same
Aware Half Life blu shift gameplay
Aware what a coincidence! Mine too!
Aware eh.
Thomas the Tank EHngine
Barney forgot the beer he owed Gordon, so he needed to go back and get it
About that beer I owed ya.
Gordon freeman: Has to kill demon aliens, kill combine forces and the military and fight off ninja assassins at the same time
Barney:
*EH EH EH EH EH EH EH*
I thought that was Thomas the tank. Looks like I’m an idiot.
Barney is actually the true final boss but you have to eat 3 Vortigaunt umbilical cords before you kill giant space baby.
@@squatchjosh1131 also don't forget to not pick up your passport
@@BlazenBreaker dam it, why
this is.......
A MASTERPIECE
I showed this to my friend he said it had a deep meaning deeper than any shit he has ever watched. I need new friends.
no
no, the ones you have sound just fine
You sir, found an amazing friend.
KEEP HIM FOREVER!
Well in that case, you probably do.
I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times
+Thomas Zenhaeusern just cant stop watching this
Same
Have you noticed the Easter egg at 0:18 seconds? Check the railing.
+Chocolatepicklesauce in actually 0:19
+Chocolatepicklesauce SHREK
When you get maximum ammo for the magnum
I didn’t like because I didn’t want to ruin the 256 like mark
@@soso1634 you can like it now
Sadly it's only 12. (18 including the rounds already in the cylinder)
Ok *shooter*
Especially in halo 1 where it's very accurate
This was ahead of its time
end my misery
but the eh train has no breaks.
Gabe Newell u havin a giggle m8?
Gabe Newell ye im havin a giraffe
Gabe Newell you screamin eh?
This video is the first level of black mesa in a nutshell.
The rejected draft for hunt down the freeman.
It would be a lot better
mate the shipped version for HDTF was the rejected draft get your facts right.
I've watched this an unreasonable amount of times.
me too, I need to watch it to get rid of the earworm made by this for a bit of time xD this is so epic :D
NO SUCH THING
I need brain surgery now to get this out of my head
Watching this any less than twice is unreasonable.
Martial Law same
Hard to believe this legendary classic is 8 years old now.. I still remember the old video of this with lyrics.. Good, simple times
Love him or hate him, he is spitting straight facts.
Bullet facts.
*Laughs and eyes gun*
Bullet facts, Jerry.
I Never Thought I’d Ever Enjoy The ‘Thomas Thomas The Tank Engine’ Theme Song So Much
Is that why you changed your profile pic?
Timo Barigand Probably
Speaking as your profile pic is Thomas the train
Why Do You Capitalize Every Word
@@literallynobody.989 It's the title to his new book
I want this played at my funeral.
+Fluttershy I do
.
Daniel Collison same
This will likely cause your funeral
You dead yet?
After so many years I still remember how good of a. Master peace this was
Don't know if this ruined my childhood or made it even better.
"surreal, oddly emotional, deep, and existential, telling the story of a man's coming of age. 9/10,"
-TheCokeSniffingTimes
You have received the award; “air exited my nose!” Do whatever the heck you want with it.
Hello friend form three years ago
man I enjoy the dark side of the internet
No the fun side of the internet
that is cool man and bullshit
BioHazard4234 thats racist
You mean the dank side?
No, it's not.
This video is a classic and will always have a place in my mind.
1:00 "the rise of butts due to population"
Butt size *Mega*
@@danyrotnt lol, thanks for the comment, I totally forgot about this video and needed the laugh
So if enter I have a HIGH chance of getting ASS, can’t wait to clap some cheeks
69 likes
n i c e
Higher population means more butts
Can't fight that science
I literally just realized Shrek was over the guy's shoulder at 0:18
Holy shit hahahah
oh god
thats terrifying.
Oh no. I think Shrek is complicit in this somehow.
swagitty woopitty,
comm'in for dat booty!
2x speed is taking heroin, vodka and coffee at once.
Then 0.75x speed is what happens after.
SpycrabSiege I tried it it is me when I eat too much sugur
xDDD
Nah put cocaine in there!
Taking heroin makes u sleepy
@@pewdiecremepie2704 depends on the dosage, it can make you talk a million words a minute like a crackhead
If I could only watch one RUclips video for the rest of my life, this would be it. So story rich, amazing character progression. What more could you want
ever since the zombies invaded the butt value of poop butts have skyrocketed
i must invest wisely.
***** Yeah. I'm pretty thankful I invested in poop butts. Now my family is secure for generations.
I invested in poopy 2 months ago now I live in a box
***** Click here to find out how a guy used One Simple Trick to get ahead in the Poop market!
Stock Analyzers HATE him!
***** Might be shitty either way now that I think about it...
Umm... Right then.
After watching this 30 times I finally understand the meaning of life.
What is it
@@yeetskeet7245 ehehehehehehehehehehe
i understand the meaning of life. Half of it :)
That third guy got what was coming to him. I mean, who plots time on the y-axis?
theoretical physicists...
I can here my 6th grade math teacher having a stroke as we speak
over 7 years ago and I still can't stop watching it on loop
Me too
I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times.
Dank MayMays For DayDays There is no healthy amount when it comes to watching this..
Yes to both
ha same
i think im dying send help
Dank MayMays For DayDays
Same here brother
That must mean you've watched it zero times.
This video is the reason why aliens don't come to our planet, even me is scared of this...
Péter Dobos aliens: *oh shit this race is insane we better stay the fuck away*
They created us and now there like shit just why
hey man, just wanted to say that i had one of the hardest days of my life and this video, even being so silly got me laughing and really helped, thanks for making these, they are really something i wait for every time :)
whoa, that really means alot, thanks.
an0nymooose well this is like the best video ever
***** shhhhh
No tears.
Only dreams now.
alive2kill Wonder how much cocaine he had to snort before he came up with this one
I'm grateful to the two Brazilian guys I met on GTA Online that introduced me to this particular video, and the channel as a whole. Hope you guys are living healthy.
This wouldn't have happened if they only had their passport
Look gordon,Ropes!We can use these for big pits!
KJ Bubby look Gordon, ropes! We can-Help me Gordon!
HL1 But the AI is self-aware ( Definition Of Aware: Haveing knowledge of a particular time in space)
u mean black mesa but the AI is self-aware?
Exactly what i was thinking, at least they have scans of their feet.
I fuckin love the Internet
Lucky Mushroom Productions same
Lucky Mushroom Productions pretty sure we all do at this point
This has better animations than pixar
Darude- Sandstorm
Darrell_27 10/10 would cry again
Those years were such a golden age at the time.
I fear no man
But that thing?
[Security guard]
It scares me.
B A R N E Y
No man that’s *B E R N I E*
Breaking news from black Mesa local security guard Barney has a meltdown “I’ve fucking had it with these ungrateful scientist I could stop them from getting ripped in half by some intergalactic fuckwad of an alien and they would just act like I didn’t do anything”
Its Calhoun not Barney not trying to be mean
Hey it’s me Jesus from black Mesa
This deserves to be in either Web Junk or Important videos...
Dech Nourtide Why not both?
Icarus the star kid Good idea!
leweyedwards2008Official Well I haven't seen that playlist yet...
It is in the yeems playlist
Dybalo I'll check that out then...
Police reports violent psychopath raids secret military base, ruthlessly and brutally killing three men, and possibly more victims.
“The intruder in question has a certain type of disease that changes reality into a sort of happily ever after, envisioning themselves as a protagonist of their own story” Doctor Samuel Hemsworth analyses.
LMAO :D
Deep
pyro from TF2?
Thanos has the same disease
You mean the pyro?
I find myself walking down dimly lit hallways, wiring in electrical boxes and plug-ins. And every time I walk the long corridors... I am CONSTANTLY playing this in my head. It just makes me laugh.
HOW HAVE I NOT LIKED THIS UNTIL NOW!?!?!?!
an0nymoose videos are gold
False. They are diamond
Alex Boreham true that
Alex Boreham an0nymooose has 3 o's
Platinum*
They are gold dimoned
This always wakes me up in the morning.
“ The rise in butts due to population”
poopy
How am i JUST NOW NOTICING THAT!?
Hahaha that little tid-bit just added an extra 5 hours to the entertainment this video offers to me
lol
I used to play this on my music system lol 😆 God I miss those days...
During Hl2 Ep2.
This is Barney on his way to get you that beer he owes ya.
Man black mesa still looks pretty fine even after the resonance cascade, being nuked, and then a second alien invasion
When Benrey finds anyone without their passports...
You watch those to? Nice
They need more notice, so good.
Look gordon,Ropes! We can use these for pits!
Hello, Gordon!
Gordon, i'm thirsty!
Ahh yes... the side of RUclips I want to be on at 4 A.M.
Same brother.
mine is 2:03 AM
This is still more entertaining than anything Disney has done in 6 years.