Jerma's NEW Retirement Job

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
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Комментарии • 117

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Месяц назад +798

    The more well dressed he is the more he looks like a gambling addict

    • @antoniovital4298
      @antoniovital4298 Месяц назад +54

      Mr. Green is coming to life.

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 Месяц назад +26

      I mean... he did move to Vegas, and quit streaming. He only shows up for cameos and rare streams when he's in the red.

    • @etonasama
      @etonasama Месяц назад +4

      Jerma's Young Americans/Thin White Duke arc?

    • @oofsizelarge9657
      @oofsizelarge9657 Месяц назад

      NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH MR GREEN

    • @spacecat77
      @spacecat77 Месяц назад +1

      he is a gambling addict

  • @alyx9914
    @alyx9914 Месяц назад +689

    Oh god he's a fucking natural at bring a weatherman lmao

    • @retronymph
      @retronymph Месяц назад +55

      If the Boston local news weatherman turns up as ground meat we know why

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Месяц назад +17

      @@retronymph Should have learned to dodge a battle axe. That shit is easy.

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother Месяц назад

      His big naturals probably helped with that

  • @TylerNovakYT
    @TylerNovakYT Месяц назад +347

    "These ones have water in them" was such an insanely stupid comment that it sounds like something straight out of a sitcom. This man is a literal born comedian.

    • @Harufloof
      @Harufloof Месяц назад +20

      Really makes you question what clouds really are

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 Месяц назад +18

      It makes you concerned for when he'll say "These ones don't have water in them."

    • @VEE0034
      @VEE0034 Месяц назад

      Yo momma is insanely stupid

  • @aceplace3357
    @aceplace3357 Месяц назад +617

    Bro looks like Alan wake

  • @chadofthejungle12yearsago59
    @chadofthejungle12yearsago59 Месяц назад +312

    Bro retired so he could shout out "david cockrings" 😕

  • @_Lumiere_
    @_Lumiere_ Месяц назад +260

    Used car salesman arc

  • @jmbkpo
    @jmbkpo Месяц назад +312

    The weatherman tried to twerk ON the rollercoaster

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey Месяц назад +10

      he HATES alpine sleds

    • @OneHotMf
      @OneHotMf Месяц назад

      freaky weatherman twerks on unsuspecting rollercoaster passengers

    • @Alex-rl2mk
      @Alex-rl2mk Месяц назад +3

      feed him to the lions

  • @kelseyhoffman541
    @kelseyhoffman541 Месяц назад +190

    hearing jerma say cockring made me take psychic damage

  • @Providence83
    @Providence83 Месяц назад +59

    He LOVES the fake "hurt yourself by touching a pointy object" bit. I bet a compilation of the times hes done it would add up to over a minute, which is a lot considering it only lasts for a couple seconds at longest.

  • @seignee
    @seignee Месяц назад +129

    I would watch 3 straight hours of Jerma leaning into green screen rollercoasters

    • @Heowolf
      @Heowolf Месяц назад +9

      best npc stream idea

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Месяц назад +84

    MANIAC weatherman STANDS on HIGH SPEED rollercoaster

    • @Heowolf
      @Heowolf Месяц назад +1

      This is standard training for all weather reporters in Florida that want a hurricane license.

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 Месяц назад +2

      Riding it BACKWARDS, and staring at the other Passenger in the EYES in a POWER STANCE.

  • @dasheroo1229
    @dasheroo1229 Месяц назад +38

    jesus fucking christ only jerma could sell a bad greenscreen skit in 2024, i saw it and almost rolled my eyes then caught myself laughing 2 seconds later.

    • @mcalaru
      @mcalaru Месяц назад

      Jeremy 😢

  • @coffeeandbonfires
    @coffeeandbonfires Месяц назад +92

    Best Retirement Arc tbh honest

  • @uiron5755
    @uiron5755 Месяц назад +8

    Why is jerma sitting on my lap staring at me while I ride the rollercoaster

  • @argnator
    @argnator Месяц назад +138

    He might be the highest paid Extra working right now. Ludwig literally hired him to just "be around" so he doesn't have to hire real actors.

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 Месяц назад +38

      I believe the industry term is “entertainer retainer”

    • @lute6904
      @lute6904 Месяц назад +37

      He’s a superstar goddamnit

    • @jadenmcrae
      @jadenmcrae Месяц назад

      he was..

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator Месяц назад

      Tbf his main job is writing and being the creative brains behind stuff haha

  • @NathanDukes-pb5ij
    @NathanDukes-pb5ij Месяц назад +74

    He's perfect for this.

  • @Johannesburgus
    @Johannesburgus Месяц назад +65

    This man is insane and must be stopped

  • @Absolyst
    @Absolyst Месяц назад +22

    never thought I'd hear a nearly 40 year old man say "cockring" on a Sunday

  • @tylercfallon
    @tylercfallon Месяц назад +6

    You KNOW his pits were sweaty after that roller-coaster green screen

  • @pipebombmailer78
    @pipebombmailer78 Месяц назад +6

    That jump at 3:52 must've shattered at least two vertebrae

  • @rosiex2757
    @rosiex2757 Месяц назад +16

    he can't resist the temptation of the green screen

  • @chaussettes99
    @chaussettes99 Месяц назад +15

    This man took him from us.

  • @Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmy
    @Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmy Месяц назад +11

    jerma died for this

  • @randomsimpson
    @randomsimpson Месяц назад +6

    Surprised Mr. Greenz was able to show up. They must have been using a blue screen

  • @deer8071
    @deer8071 Месяц назад +18

    JERMA PLEASE

  • @aceplace3357
    @aceplace3357 Месяц назад +47

    Nice hair

  • @tristenouvelle
    @tristenouvelle Месяц назад +9

    My soul is healed.

  • @virus6891
    @virus6891 Месяц назад +2

    Love to see he's having fun even when not streaming. Hope we get more stuff like this in the future.

  • @StarscreamsGirl
    @StarscreamsGirl Месяц назад +1

    “I know he’s not there, but I get scared”

  • @blakes8901
    @blakes8901 Месяц назад

    knowing I will never meet this man to say thanks in person causes me mental anguish

  • @goosiegoose2005
    @goosiegoose2005 Месяц назад +2

    He absolutely ate that roll up

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator Месяц назад +1

    God this made me cry from how hard I was laughing, that jump he did was fucking gnarly man

  • @conpansan2130
    @conpansan2130 Месяц назад +3

    that is just fresking awesome

  • @misadate8688
    @misadate8688 Месяц назад +6

    he looks like alan wake mixed with ...fuck, i dunno, but someone really familiar

  • @GarnetSunset
    @GarnetSunset Месяц назад

    I miss em hahaha, happy retirement old man

  • @channel11121
    @channel11121 Месяц назад +1

    Absolutely devastated there's no weathermap.

  • @bmkbbk123
    @bmkbbk123 Месяц назад

    Just waiting for the "everytime jerma is on Fast50" comp.

  • @PHUZface1
    @PHUZface1 Месяц назад

    Loving Jerma's long hair and dad bod tummy, he's cellaring like a fine wine while he's not on a stream🍷

  • @chozolady
    @chozolady Месяц назад

    every time he comes back he gets closer and closer to looking like Louis Cyphre from SMT

  • @xzlool
    @xzlool Месяц назад

    this is pure fucking gold LMAO

  • @da_purple_lizard
    @da_purple_lizard Месяц назад

    wow! he showed such athleticism! guess we're getting a 5 year break

  • @momodolape
    @momodolape Месяц назад

    retirement got him SENILE

  • @sinisterbuni
    @sinisterbuni Месяц назад +1

    jerma 😭🤍

  • @dan-crum
    @dan-crum Месяц назад

    That hair

  • @blakes8901
    @blakes8901 Месяц назад

    he could be 200 years old and I'd still date him

  • @joshuahiday7916
    @joshuahiday7916 Месяц назад

    What do you mean retirement

  • @tjtribble.
    @tjtribble. Месяц назад

    OMG I made the thumbnail

  • @LucklessLex
    @LucklessLex Месяц назад +1

    Why does he keep making those noises

  • @Farkonso
    @Farkonso Месяц назад +37

    I've not watched much of this event but Ludwigs branding team literally made this look like a children's birthday party. So retro core. I really don't like the mogul thing lol

  • @dylanhinkel3548
    @dylanhinkel3548 Месяц назад +12

    Too bad he chose Ludwig to work with

  • @jadenmcrae
    @jadenmcrae Месяц назад +2

    This is what he gave up streaming for?? What a waste of talent

  • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
    @pauloricardo-wn6ps Месяц назад +3

    -2 ngl

  • @INRamos13
    @INRamos13 Месяц назад +24

    I hate seeing him work for others, and I can't help but feel he'll regret this at some point. But I'm glad he's happy.

    • @randalabra3852
      @randalabra3852 Месяц назад +101

      this is such a wild thing to say lol

    • @nonuvurbeeznus795
      @nonuvurbeeznus795 Месяц назад +25

      ??? bizarre

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Месяц назад +5

      I honestly don't know how Lud could possibly be paying Jerma more than if Jerma was streaming. I hope Jerma is happy but I really don't think this was a smart move

    • @randalabra3852
      @randalabra3852 Месяц назад +88

      @@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon wtf is this take common or something?? Jerma clearly doesn't give a shit about the money, he straight up used to actively tell people NOT to donate. "smart move" or not it's a pretty dumb thing to even speculate about. Let the man live for god's sake

    • @jmbkpo
      @jmbkpo Месяц назад +11

      He is doing what he wants always, maybe someday they will tell him to be "more normal" and then jerma will not enjoy it