JERMA WAKE UP (Best/Worst Joke 2022 Candidate)
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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Hes like a kid trying to pull a prank on their parents but they cant stop giggling at the idea of them pulling the prank
"Is yo- ha- is y- *wheeze* haha is your fridge- is your fridge running?"
exact explanation
@uzMBcfsXthey refers to the kid in the example, which has no gender
@uzMBcfsX they is also used for people with no specified gender, not referring to they/thems but just people in general
@uzMBcfsX they
/T͟Hā/
pronoun
1.
used to refer to two or more people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.
"the two men could get life sentences if they are convicted"
2.
used to refer to a person of unspecified gender.
"ask someone if they could help"
From Oxford dictionary
in which jerma’s inability to stop laughing long enough to make a joke becomes funnier than the joke itself
My name💛
the 3rd part of a trilogy: the first two parts being the Monster Rancher Farting and Screaming Joke and the WarioWare Rock Out Break Joke
@@Cli654 don't forget jerma trying to sleep on the dollhouse stream
its like the time he tried to have no reaction for like 3 minutes
I died when someone said "CHECK CAM 4" When he pretended
The fact that the mods added a "Should we call Jerma irl to wake him?" poll was so damn funny to me
I was waiting the whole time for them to call him lmao
Timestamp?
3:06 one guy mentioned it
@@batofdestiny well that was misleading of @squyaoo to say!
@@alex.g7317 you just can’t see it cause this is part of the vod, it was there when it was live.
jerma isn't surprising new viewers with a bit, he's just confusing them with the sight of grown ass man pretending to fall asleep and randomly breaking into laughter
such an insanely small amount of likes on this comment it's surprising it has so many replies
but ya cant deny that at least one lone sucka out of the hundreds that joined the stream by then got fooled by the bit, if not more of them 😂
@@leviathan3630 there are 2 replies including yours which is the first one are you okay
@@spoog2651 Sorry I was using extreme sarcasm
@@leviathan3630 oops sorry i have trouble detecting sarcasm lol
Jerma has gas leak in house, falls asleep on stream, and has life SAVED by FNAF!
He is a skinwalker, Jerma's immune to gas leaks.
GAS
*G-G-G-GYAS*
@@SwizzleDrizzl this plays in my head involuntarily whenever someone says gas
SCORN...
the people spamming “he’s hard” and “GAS LEAK” kept beating me with a stick
My personal favorite was someone who commented "JERMA PEEPED THE HORROR!"
@@felteair yeah that one too! I was waiting for someone to type that into chat the entire time and when it finally happened boy was it cathartic
im sorry that happened to you :( jerma can affect his younger viewers in horrible ways
jerma keeps beating me with a stick
@@felteair for me it's the guy who said 'this is the run'
I like how his jokes are candidates for both worst and best jokes of the year
The enigma of Jerma985
@@Profile__1 the bite of 987
Jerma’s comedy spectrum is a Möbius strip that wraps around infinitely
or dare I say _morbius_ strip
Jerma’s comedy spectrum is a Möbius strip that wraps around infinitely
or dare I say _morbius_ strip
I mean it makes sense for this one honestly. It's a terrible joke but still so so funny
Jerma’s probably the only man to make a joke even funnier by overexplaining it
Also Norm Macdonald
@@uku4171”hey have you ever tossed a hooker off a bridge?”
@@uku4171the new norm
@@joechristo2 i think i used to watch that show as a kid
The funniest part is this implies he died 62 times on night 1
Also possibly 2
he was sleeping so the game kept restarting for an hour
He kept falling back asleep. He was really tired after all.
No it doesn't
@@Memu_ it does. Look at the death counter in the top left.
this video is like when you’re at a sleepover trying to sleep and people keep making noises that normally arent funny but are absolutely hilarious in this context only
omg, yes 😭
cheel
too real
I relate so hard, last time we stayed up till 4 am and i had to tell everybody that we gotta fall asleep now. Every like 10 seconds i would hear someone say “niko so sowwy” or something like that.Miracle we fell asleep at all.
my favourite parts of these jokes are the text he adds to the screen as if this is a normal thing
Rly small streamer Andy
Every bottom text meme he does is golden. Every single one
😭😭😭 and it always says something about “chilling with the stream” like why would someone put that
Either it used to be a thing to put text like that somewhere on screen in early twitch days (like 2013ish) or I've been fully gaslit by Jerma bits.
I thought streamers did that lol
What made this already hilarious scenario 10x funnier was watching chat go from heckling him like normal, IMMEDIATELY to “omg did he fall asleep??” the moment he lowered his head
my little minions
the only thing that unites jerma fans more than calling jerma insane is making new viewers feel like they're insane for watching him
There should be a feature where you could filter the chat to see only see new viewers' messages. It would make these bits a hundred times better to see the fruit of his efforts.
Agreed
or lack thereof
I think some of the humor comes from you just have to trust that people are a falling for it without really being able to verify.
@@башарал I get that, but I'm dying from curiosity
@@oktayyildirim2911 I think he doesn't care if it's just one viewer that he completely and utterly fools. And I'm sure that's gonna happen with almost every bit considering his viewer numbers.
The most disappointing thing is that he didn't quickly change the death counter
Imagining him doing that made me laugh more than this video
@@ollie7070 so true
He sacrifice's his intellect and his public opinion every day just so he can make us laugh for a moment. Jerma is a clown martyr.
Or perhaps one could even say a
Please nobody say Clarter…
Shit!
clussy
I've got a bad case of clussy fever.
Clown school has taught him well...
confirms that jerma uses jumpscares as background sounds to fall asleep to. literally insane
As a child, his parents would rush into his room at night and scream in his face like Freddy Fazbear. It's the only thing that puts him to sleep now
@@bikinibottom4204 His dad's name? William Afton.
@Vermillion Pengu so THAT’s why he killed so many innocents!
@@VermillionPengu Michael “Jerma986” Afton
@@notNajimi this means that the jermas countdown as generations pass, which implies that there will eventually be a jerma001
Jerma constantly thinks about the "HELLO? HELLO HELLO?" phone thing whenever a phone rings and I know he does because he brought it up in Spooky's Jumpscare mansion
I do too honestly
I read this in Jerma's voice
What hello hello thing?
@@helpyaboiout1211 "Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night"
@@helpyaboiout1211 Did you not watch the video?
i'm legitimately surprised the hum of the lightbulb/fan didn't make him laugh as well
if someone had pointed this out to him, he would've started laughing at it no doubt
@@chadEchaderson I know I would have
@@chadEchaderson this is true because I started laughing at it after reading oc
hes just like me
because he laughs at literally everything
If someone donated and pointed this out, he would have been doing this but for an hour
Jerma laughing every time the phone started ringing made me cackle like a madman, this dude is a treasure
Love ur vids:]
Why is your pfp so familiar to me…
Gmod guy
NO WAY IT'S THE REAL STELLAR 1
Yooo
The reason he kept laughing was cause he knew this whole bit was a giant car wreck of a joke, so he couldn’t control it.
Its cool the FNAF movie referenced this bit and even made it part of the main plot
LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMAO
In this timeline Mike kept waking up because he couldn’t stop thinking of a really funny joke he heard
Watching Jerma constantly break at the telephone ringing at almost 1 in the morning was the most entertaining and surreal thing ever
Agreed
Beat rice when Beatrice walks in:
@@JJ_cooks I tried to comment on one of their videos and it got instantly removed
@@cortisoldetox yea, smaller channels aren't allowed to comment with similar/the same name as the uploader, spam deterrent I assume.
@@cortisoldetoxWeird. I can comment on someone that has the same name
The chat 💀 during his final attempt, someone said “YOUR GONNA GET STUFFED”
💀💀💀
HOT AND KINKY
@Djibouti furries, what would u expect
The bit would've been funnier if he didn't react to the scream and just kept sleeping for another minute.
Imagine he slept through the jumpscare but a good few minutes later he wakes up and reacts to it super delayed, adds to the death counter, then goes back to sleep
@@absolutetrashpanda9429
fake sleep
sleep
jumpscare
wake up
reacts to a jumpscare he doesnt even know happened and adds it to the death counter
sleeps
True but, wtf is that pfp? Bro you done worse than me 💀
I do not agree at all
This joke is definitely one of Jerma's most
This joke is definitely one of Jerma’s
Certainly a comedic
It really is very
It is certainly
A joke to rival that of
All that build up for him to just halfheartedly say “yeah”
Pretty realistic tho
It's terrifying that at 1:27 he looks at the viewer. Not a camera. But us watching. I swear I could feel his breath on my neck when he stared. I don't know if it was my imagination going wild with fear or if he was there. I fear I may not have long.
H-his b-b-breath on your neck?
Just have to remind yourself he's not real, you'll be alright
Just start sleeping and he won't show up for 3 minutes
I remember seeing someone in the chat saying ”omg he looked at me” rigjt after that
JERMA BECOMES REAL IN 20 SECONDS
arguably the best part to me is chat screaming "WAKE UP" as if the text out of all things would wake him up
someone around 4:15 said "wtf he woke up just to laugh" AND I FUCKING SCREAMED
The thought is so funny. A grown ass man sleeping to a horror game, just to wake up in the middle laughing at a telephone ringing and then immediately fall asleep as if nothing happened
"mustve had a funny dream" fucking me up
@@ken.7019 LMAOOOO
4:36 “psychopath laughs in his sleep”
Jerma pretending to sleep and laughing is literally like being 12 and having a sleep over with your best friend and it’s 3 am and you’re both trying to be quiet
oh
oh
As soon as the phone rings he loses it
This POOR MAN is being held hostage by a PSYCHOTIC CHAT who won't let him sleep and he needed an excuse to get any amount of rest, the police are trying to rescue him but have no clues as to where they've trapped him.
Alternate timeline
Oh how the turn sawtables
@@PointsofData GAS
chat has definitely kidnapped and hid jermie in their buffalo bill-esque basement at some point
jerma successfully made the sound of a phone ringing funny
what can't he do
In the words of a wise man jerma can make nothing funny
sleep apparently
Double-entendre
the idea that the phonecall in-game was someone irl calling him to wake him up becouse he fell asleep on stream was fucking hilarious I laughed at the first ring every time
"gas leak streamer"
Based carbon monoxide consumer
broken alarm andy
PSYCHO streamer is KNOCKED OUT by SCENTLESS, INVISIBLE G-G-GYAS
i was expecting him to scream when he got jumpscared but him just saying “yea?” is the funniest shit
its so realistic tho
No way he predicted the plot of the fnaf movie
My favourite chat message I read was "losing to PHONEWHEEL"
It's honestly really cute that Jerma's chat is willing to play along with his bits.
He’s a very well known manipulator so they probably believed it
No followers can be so synchronized with streamer, I think he just chatting by himself with himself using his toes and mini-keyboards under desk.
@@chumpy0nion17 that's hot
I like how his last try is the best one with the "it's me" Easter egg
that's an easter egg? when i first played fnaf 1 i got it on night one like three times lmao 🗿
favorite chat message is “has anyone tried calling the fire department”
The fact he made it past the phone ringing first try without any problems, but then got in his own head about it and made up a whole scenario making it 5x funnier and couldn't do it anymore is incredible
The greatest actor of our generation
He can pretend he's asleep for 7 WHOLE seconds!
＋２
"I'm scared so I'm going to close my eyes and play it off as a joke."
Finally caught a Jerma985 stream. He had a long day and fell asleep live on stream. What a wonderful entertainer he is.
Jermaflips
Simplejerms
Shoutouts
Can't believe he peeped the horror and couldn't stop laughing couldn't stop laughing couldn't stop laughing couldn't stop laughing
Can't believe that Jerma got the RARE easter egg on the FINAL try of the bit, the coincidence is INSANE!
which easter egg
@@westernsavage2313They’re probably talking about the “IT’S ME” hallucination.
he was foretold by the purple guy himself and purposefully timed it
i stayed up way passed my bedtime watching jerma try to make this joke
I was drawing art and dropped my pen just to watch this bit. Didn't make much progress but it was so worth it!
I overcooked one side of my grilled cheese watching Jeremy attempt his routine.
@@Aaxoz rip
He spent too much brain power thinking about the entire bit instead of playing his role in the bit.
I think NOTHING can ever top the "wrong discord" bit from the risk stream, it was just so absolutely painful to watch it was so embarrassing for jerma
i get second hand embarrassment way too easily can u tell me what happened in the bit 😭
I gotta know too
@@AyleidsWrath Jerma was streaming risk with a few other streamers and he decided to put on a voice changer and act like some rando joined the discord VC. He promptly forgot to turn it off and acted normal with the voice changer still on.
@@voidkirb5477 😭😭😭😭
i love that the moment he closes his eyes everyone in chat instantly starts saying "is this guy really asleep?"
The fact that he takes this long to execute a single joke kills me
The decision to make his laughter sound like snoring elevates this, I think, from worst to best bit
Oh hey, it's you. Looks like the overlap between Lisa and Jerma fans really is just a circle.
Im laughing at the thaught of him sleeping to "the phone guy" just like "Hello? Hellohello!??
If I had a nickel for every time jerma spent more than 10 minutes trying not to break into laughter in reaction to common household items, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Only two?
@@DJDprod.5828
No, this was taken from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Grunkle Stan never said this
@@HamazuraGOD same thing
@@DJDprod.5828
Yeah, you right
this nickel joke makes me mad
The chat is the best part because you can’t tell if every person in the chat is in on the joke or not or if they’re actually thinking he fell asleep
saw someone in chat say “THIS GUY SUCKS AT FNAF” while he was ‘asleep’ and that was actually the funniest fucking thing
I love how it’s best/worse joke because the categories truly are so exchangeable
we all deep down that he was actually trying to sleep and made it a joke so twitch doesnt ban him
Wait it's not allowed?
It's just like the time he tried streaming the entire lord of the rings trilogy on twitch and thought he could get away with it...
The "the fuck is this guy doing?" comment at 9:44 made it all worth it
The premise sounded so hilarious and the execution could not have gone worse
Clinically insane streamer can’t contain psychotic laughter for more than two minutes
Jerma the type of guy to go "snoooorreee mimimimimi" when he sleeps
i like how at 15:28 he breaks the daze waking up to foxy jump scaring him put him in and laughed like his green goblin persona broke out
his true form
I love these anti-one guy memes. Where instead of like, reading something a random person typed in chat, he’s trying to trick new viewers that are just randomly coming into his stream for the first time with the absolute stupidest shit. It’s so fucking funny every time it happens.
An extension of the "dead at computer" joke from Stanley Parable, my personal pick of best joke of the year
He started to sleep at beggining of 2nd night, implying that he would've died 60 times and didn't even pass 1st night yet
Imagine this was the 3rd game
I love how long he dedicated to the joke
It just gets funnier with each watch.
The absurdity of having an auto-death counter while he takes a nap on a stream of 20k just accumulates with each viewing.
The acting performance of a lifetime
he says "yeah" as if him being screamed at was a normal occurrence this man is so funny
The funniest part is that the foxy jumpscare scream is perfectly timed with the robert downey jr scream emote in chat
You sit there waiting 14 minutes thinking "dude it's gonna be SO wicked funny when the jumpscare happens and he wakes up and screams at the top of his lungs!!" and then it happens and he just opens his eyes and goes "yeah" and you realize the last 15 minutes *was* the joke.
I love how much he doesnt care for trends and just do any bit he thinks it will be funny or wants. So many of the legendary streams were out of random ideas that could have been a wreck like this
I managed to catch this live on my night shift and it was an agonizing wait for the payoff.
I instantly knew there will be a lot of tries only because of the call.
His inner clown has no restrain.
the TV static annihilating the bitrate when he wakes up really makes him look how you feel when you wake up 5 hours later from your 15 minute nap
That feeling when you wake up and slowly realize it's 6 PM not AM
Shoutouts to that one chatter who went “THE MOON IS FALLING”
Made me chuckle
"the stream was left on for 48 hours to honor his memory" 7:31
*72, fake fan
who tf thought this was worst joke, i dare say its one of his top 5
the jumpscare scared him so much that he fucking DIED on stream
This feels so much longer than it actually is
What if Jerma made it through night 2 without doing anything?
Would have made this bit 40x funnier.
His “going to sleep” noises are so funny
When i watched this video i would pretend to sleep alongside Jerma and would break character and laugh around 1 second before Jerma would startlingly frequently. Now i'm not saying i'm a failed Jerma clone, but...
The legendary Jerma984, removed from the program for having a lower laugh tolerance.
Weirdo
Soon as he said "I need to look realistic" he lost me.
14:59 he woke up like a mom that fell asleep in front of the TV
I fell asleep watching this and woke up to the jumpscare and it felt like we really bonded me and Jerma
He handled faking his death on stream better than faking sleeping
bro i love jerma, the amount of passion he puts into these stupid things just to make us laugh
jumpscare happens at exactly 15:00
Thank you king
@@MatthewPherigo coward
Thank you i was shaking and crying because i couldnt find the jumpscare list
@@MrcreeperDXD777 iknowwwww
I left the stream for a bit during the Morrowind part, and I foolishly assumed the Cuphead death counter would be the only "let's fuck with new viewers" bit. I came back to this, and I genuinely couldn't tell if he was actually asleep or not until he "woke up."
the person who said "gas leak" in chat has me rolling
GAS
Worst, but funniest joke. Like no shot anyone fell for it, but the idea is hilarious
no joke, I was watching this in my bed and was already pretty tired and when he finally was able to stop laughing i started to fall asleep too and so the jumpscare woke ME up.
I love how you can immediately know if he's doing a bit or not just because he puts text like this up. He only does it for this kind of stuff
its crazy cause the first clip finally gave me context to him sleeping on stream. i genuinely didnt know he was trolling the first time i saw the clip
Jokes that took 20 minutes to set up, love that man
Only Jerma could spend 16 minutes trying to make a bit where he falls asleep on stream
It’s like a kid giggling during hide and seek while their feet are obviously poking out from under the window curtains
accidentally predicted the plot of the movie