nero lost his arm because it's the 5th game in the series. just like how you play as Venom Snake in MGS:5 the Phantom Pain where he loses his arm and gets a prosthetic. also hehheh necro.
"Imagine having Phantom Limb Syndrome where your demon arm used to be" Now I'm imagining Nero trying to use his buster arm in the middle of combat and getting progressively more depressed as he realizes that his arm is gone.
This happened in the Visions of V Manga where Nero tried to block an attack from Urizen with his devil bringer, but gets knocked right into a wall because he doesn't have it anymore.
@@lyrical_deer personally I don't like it because I have essentially been programmed that devil trigger is L1 so as Nero I keep breaking all of his arms because I keep trying to pull his devil trigger but his arm shatter is that button.
I love the fact that J started to get into Devil May Cry AND Yakuza, both franchises that I absolutely love, when I was getting into the channel. So glad he likes both
Nero: Without strength you can't protect anything, I know that. JFJ: You got something you wanna talk about, buddy? Nero: **Passive-aggressively holds up right s t u b**
i said this about DMC3 in the DMC3 video and i'll say it again you can go to any part of DMC5 and say "that was cool" and it'll never be out of context
12:44 Trish can use Sparda because she’s a demon and a pretty strong one at that, V is just a human and even by human standards he’s *weak as fuck* that’s why he has demons fight for him
The old Spardan Family Tradition: if a vehicle or dangerous object hurdles at you, stand completely still and not worry about a thing cuz nothing bad will EVER happen if you do that
Because of you, I've learned of the 'Devil Trigger' Song, and I gotta say, between this and your Yakuza series, I've had a great time during the pandemic
Devil May Cry 5,a game where an edgy deadweight,Kylo Ren with Bird up,Black Panther animal form,and the cooler Iron Golem,and the legendary pizza man hunter kill demons and infiltrate a creepy Whisper Woods
If memory serves, I believe he said in stream he did not really enjoy DMC 4 that much, so he skipped over making a video for it. So either Gure takes the DMC 4 Steams and makes the videos, J does it after the videos of DMC 5, or it won’t be made and will join the other streams that were not made into videos for various reasons.
Game: explains why Nero doesn’t have his right arm
JFJ: WhErE’s HiS aRm?!?!
JFJ is a distracted man
nero lost his arm because it's the 5th game in the series. just like how you play as Venom Snake in MGS:5 the Phantom Pain where he loses his arm and gets a prosthetic.
also hehheh necro.
@@PatrickRatman Punished Venom Nero.
@@dripsnake44 Punished nero
@@JustSomeHoshiyomi21
Solid Nero
Naked Nero
Liquid Nero
Punished Venom Nero
Solidus Nero
Deadly Deadweight
DMC5: Two boomers make fun of their snowflake relative while a redditer spouts poetry
*V:* Wow, Hellish Gold? Thanks, kind stranger!
@@GyaruRespecter Thanks for the SSS rank kind demon
Gyaru Respecter that was heckin wholesome 100
who uses boomer now? Thats dead asf
Oh, also, while a hot chick and an equally hot Karen are being pulled out of demons.
"Imagine having Phantom Limb Syndrome where your demon arm used to be" Now I'm imagining Nero trying to use his buster arm in the middle of combat and getting progressively more depressed as he realizes that his arm is gone.
This happened in the Visions of V Manga where Nero tried to block an attack from Urizen with his devil bringer, but gets knocked right into a wall because he doesn't have it anymore.
@@lyrical_deer personally I don't like it because I have essentially been programmed that devil trigger is L1 so as Nero I keep breaking all of his arms because I keep trying to pull his devil trigger but his arm shatter is that button.
Nero: *Why are we still here... Just to suffer?*
@@debbiebuttry9783 should just remap the button to the actual buster
I just read the manga, it was pretty good and really helped understand V even better. Quite the good read and the art style was sick.
"Frustration is getting bigger
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Vergil is a ni- OOooh what a nice hand!"
- JFJ 2020
You where going to say?
@@theskelebro8013, he was going to say "nibbler"
Like a Silver bullet piercing trough!
I Put myself into you!
Ninja
Who was in paris tho?
JFJ: Calls V a loser.
Literally 1 second later: V IS SO COOL.
He's a cool loser
@@bonnieshenton9426 ^ This
Scratch that: He's modern Hollywood
@@bonnieshenton9426 That's everyone in DmC5 besides Dante. Only because Dante cancels out the loser with memelord.
6:25 "Oh, well Nero's dead.
IS WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID IF NERO WAS FUCKING DEAD!"
Good on you J for giving me the Khonjin house vibes I crave.
He finally made it. Time to count the "devil trigger" jokes.
Devil trigger more like devil ni
@@redknight7682 you mean "Judgement SHUT"
I could have sworn this game was about hotel management.
Yeah, i'm really surprised myself, they even replaced Shadow The Hedgehog with some edgy V guy, is it even the same game?
STOP, NO YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW
I’ve seen that cringe discord meme way too many times to count
The C in Cry clearly stands for Cervice industry. I say they robbed us!
It was until gordan ramsey did a copyright strike cause he got the idea first
I love this comment.
6:42 If you do enough damage to Goliath, he sometimes also says "My balls"
ayo ain’t no fucking way, really?
Me: enjoying the video and having a good laugh
"Outro plays" cries in yee haw and Japanese
That wasn't very Dame Dame of you my friend! You hit me in the feels
@@mrblooper1994 it's true it gives the mega feels
@@bigskrimpin_sfx9121 tbh the outro song slaps hard I kinda like it
what is the outro song?
I'm crying
JFJL: maybe having access to your stomach acid isn't so bad
Goliath:*PRECEDES TO SHOOT STOMACH FIRE BALL*
You would have to be covered in saliva just to not die tho
"How can Trish hold it!?"
Easy she's strong of mind and body. She is a demon after all. Why would this be in question? Lol
I love the fact that J started to get into Devil May Cry AND Yakuza, both franchises that I absolutely love, when I was getting into the channel. So glad he likes both
I love this game and I love J so this is a GREAT mix
you should watch the past streams, they should be on his channel. It's great stuff, totes recommend it.
I agree with this fully
Correct my man
BANG! BANG! BA-ANG! PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Robbie ive been watching J for years, ever since his Payday 2 days but i agree he’s one of my favorite RUclipsrs for years along with General Sam
was he really gonna call virgil the n word 7:45
Watch the vod
@@bonnieshenton9426 i did XDD
It's a running gag in this channel
Kylo ren? Bruh thats rodrick from that diary of a wimpy kid movie
Both Vergil and Nero say "I can still fight" despite obviously not being able to fight.
Dante: Gotta save the world from demonkind.
V: I got some alterier motives that may or may not be spoilers-
Nero: I'm dead weight so I'm sad.
*ulterior
oh my god i've never heard Goliath say "motherfucker" and it's one of the best things i've ever heard
You can get him to say "My balls!" too.
Who is goliath? Now I remember
"I dont like her"
I...i dont know how to respond!
Good, Nico is my favorite DMC girl
I don't like Nico
I like lady
@@achair7958 Damn it you follow me everywhere.
@@vegitoblue3613 Fool.
I don't _follow you_ everywhere.
*I AM everywhere.*
„Without strength you can‘t protect anything“ - Vergil said it in DMC 3 to Dante while stabbing him in their first fight.
that's wrong but yeah he did stan dante
I love how he freaked out a bit when Nero air-surfed his sword.
That reminds me that I need to play this masterpiece again.
i like how as soon as he started praising V
someone told him about the funny V button
the triple S taunt
6:43 that's the first time I've ever heard that and the games been around for a whole year, the Fu**.
Hey why is jack frost from the gaurdians fighting demons
Bang bang Virgil is a ni- OOOH that’s a nice arm 😂
Where is it at?
Nvm I found it lmao
Nero: Without strength you can't protect anything, I know that.
JFJ: You got something you wanna talk about, buddy?
Nero: **Passive-aggressively holds up right s t u b**
Seeing J go through the DMC games to finally land on 5 makes me very pleased
i said this about DMC3 in the DMC3 video and i'll say it again
you can go to any part of DMC5 and say "that was cool" and it'll never be out of context
12:44
Trish can use Sparda because she’s a demon and a pretty strong one at that, V is just a human and even by human standards he’s *weak as fuck* that’s why he has demons fight for him
Kylo Ren's even dorkier younger brother, Kyle Ben.
Nero: "Wait... which way did I come from again"
*stops and thinks*
"Uh oh"
3:15 no joke as soon as JFJ siad he didn't like her I said "I like nico"
Last time I was this early jfj was still going to get hoxton back!
I gottta get hoxten back
@@Jester4460 what about hoxeleven
From this one video i have learned two things about JFJ:
1) He really likes Devil Trigger.
2) He is perpetually aroused.
Watching him catch Vergil on stream with the buster is probably my favourite moment of all time
The fact J called her black 😭
4:05, your right hand comes off?
RE4 under DMC5? I'm in heaven
7:45 "frustration is getting bigger Bang Bang Bang Vergil is a *NI-* "
props to the dude donating just to use TTS for dr Seuss stories.
Twas I
Can't wait for them to come up with DLC and make the van a playable character
now we just need to make J play Bayonetta, the wonderfull 101 and God hand
God hand first then Bayonetta and wonderful 101
1:08
Demon be like”I would get up to fight you but I just got comfy and I don’t to get up so yeah”
Me: "boy I sure am tired" *starts to doze off while video plays*
V walks on screen
JFJ: Who's this Fa-
Me: W O K E
Why'd he say "HOW COULD TRISH WELD IT?!" Shes stronger than edgy boi its pretty obvious
she's a woman
@@silviutm3448 bruh what is bayonetta then *Smooth brain*
@@silviutm3448 and a demon
@@captainpepsi353 don't worry i wasn't being serious
She's a high ranking demon made by Mundis though
The old Spardan Family Tradition: if a vehicle or dangerous object hurdles at you, stand completely still and not worry about a thing cuz nothing bad will EVER happen if you do that
i rate his singing at 4:18 a 9/10 could replace the actual singer and it would be hard to tell the difference
Kylo Ren: Redditor
Nero: Vibrator Man
Dante: Yelp Employee
"How can Trish hold it" because she's a strong independent demon who don't need no devil hunter
JfJ: *sees Nico* "I don't like her"
Me: Lil weird but ok
JfJ: *Sees V* "I hate You"
Me: Ok did we even play the same game
6:07
Nico is the Strongest DMC character, provided that she is in her Van.
It's Anime the video game & I am here for it.
When it began playing Ride of the Valkyries, I thought that was just J editing over or using the soundboard. But nope, it's in the game.
“I’ll tend to the rabbits George” and so it is written
"Look neros dead."
"IS WHAT I WOULDVE SAID IF NERO WAS DEAD!"
Never seen anything like this channel before but RUclips new I love folks that love this game series.
9:22
"YALL SAW THAT MAX EXCEED IM SO EPIC"
THE TIMS HAS COME AND SO HEAVE I
I love that he says what everyone was thinking about the female demons even if it was just for a moment.
jfj stands for JuulsForJews
All I can think about is the SCP is fun intro and it wont leave my head
9:13 hell yeah
I'm subbing to this guy
No one:
Not a single soul:
Carlos from the magic school bus: haha. Phantom limb syndrome was his power from dmc4
10% J shitting on V
10% J playing the game
80% J: *Smacks Lips, Would Smash*
JFJ: i would.
Kylo Ren: i'll be gentle.
Also JFJ: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww
Me: wondering why vergil didnt just ask Nero nicely for his sword back
oh wait he cant
Because the Devil may cry
It's wild how for some reason when I played V my DT gauge never ran out
He doesn't like Nico? This is
H E R E T I C A L .
You will be punished for this transgression.
Like the perfect gf lol
Devil trigger plays
Nero: time to kill him
Doom slayer: why do you not think I’m powerful
You're the only person I've ever heard hear they dislike the mechanic girl
Holy Shit my Kylo Ren joke made it in
Was wondering why it felt like I've seen this video before but I forgot I saw the livestream
Petition to find out what the actual fickle dickle JFJ stands for
11:20
damn bro he vibing
Devil May Cry 2 but I'm also Crying
Nero'll grow his arm back just like JFJ regrow his legs
That pure laugh 7:40 lmao
A friend told me V looks like Kylo Ren on heroin and I can't unsee that.
Because of you, I've learned of the 'Devil Trigger' Song, and I gotta say, between this and your Yakuza series, I've had a great time during the pandemic
V : breaths
JFJ : I HATE YOU!
i think this game is about nero being pissed about being called deadweight
11:31 -11:36
*SMASHING BUTTONS*
HEHE Yeeeah
Is the definition of V gameplay
*you don't know how much I wanted to see this here*
6:56 "Loveless, Act I"
Virgil: This Bitch Has Yamato! Yeet
*World's best dad throws his son into a shelf*
Devil May Cry 5,a game where an edgy deadweight,Kylo Ren with Bird up,Black Panther animal form,and the cooler Iron Golem,and the legendary pizza man hunter kill demons and infiltrate a creepy Whisper Woods
This party's getting crazy! Let's sock!
I always quote 7:44 whenever i sing/hear devil trigger
JFJ stands for, "Jizzing Fucking Jeeps."
Just wait until he buys the taunt.
JFJ + Any game that you kill people = fun times for everyone
I didnt watch the dmc 4 live stream.. so is there reason for skipping dmc 4 video?
I've been wondering the same thing
If memory serves, I believe he said in stream he did not really enjoy DMC 4 that much, so he skipped over making a video for it.
So either Gure takes the DMC 4 Steams and makes the videos, J does it after the videos of DMC 5, or it won’t be made and will join the other streams that were not made into videos for various reasons.
@@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto I see Cheers :) for that
The black haired dude really looks like Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid so that’s all I’m gonna call him now
Yoshikage Kira: 7:50
When did JCJ play DMC 4? I wanna see his reaction to the Kyrie romance
7:43 we're not talking about that or what
As a gay person, I fully allow JFJ's use of the f-slur because they're always fucking funny
One fish
two fish
red fish
blue fish.............
and so it is written
Dude is that Dante fro-
Wait where Dante?