Casually Explained: 10 Pieces of Life Advice

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  • @tommypearce2054
    @tommypearce2054 8 лет назад +9486

    Subscribing to this channel was one of the best decisions of my lifetime

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 8 лет назад +19

      +Tommy Pearce
      Your second best decision is to subscribe to "Your Cooking Sucks"

    • @plumokin5535
      @plumokin5535 8 лет назад +21

      +Appletank8 "You Suck At Cooking" *

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 8 лет назад +7

      +Plumokin
      right, whups.

    • @raidera3
      @raidera3 8 лет назад

      +Tommy Pearce ditto

    • @thijsb9953
      @thijsb9953 7 лет назад +1

      Tommy Pearce sad life

  • @Nuovoswiss
    @Nuovoswiss 8 лет назад +12710

    "Two separate measurements"
    It took me a second but then I died

    • @Robego69
      @Robego69 8 лет назад +191

      I don't get it.

    • @lukehardison713
      @lukehardison713 8 лет назад +1276

      +julian desaussure 5 foot tall, 9 inch dick.

    • @grantgibson8896
      @grantgibson8896 8 лет назад +388

      +julian desaussure 5 feet tall 9 inches long

    • @borRIING
      @borRIING 8 лет назад +910

      +Nuovoswiss I don't get it, but my GF used that same joke before she analed me.

    • @zimi4474
      @zimi4474 8 лет назад +25

      +borRIING xD

  • @rileyj7066
    @rileyj7066 8 лет назад +3602

    How cool would it be if we actually invested skill points in ourselves on our birthday every year and you could see your progress through life

    • @raidera3
      @raidera3 8 лет назад +175

      +Riley Johnson nobody is stopping you from doing that.

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 8 лет назад +12

      WTF IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT FOR THE PASS WEEK!!We have the same ideas... :/

    • @youdontneedtoknow950
      @youdontneedtoknow950 8 лет назад +15

      +OnePeach r/outside

    • @youdontneedtoknow950
      @youdontneedtoknow950 8 лет назад +4

      ***** same

    • @ferofax
      @ferofax 8 лет назад +7

      +Riley Johnson most of us forfeit our skill points.

  • @MintRobin
    @MintRobin 8 лет назад +7472

    "5 foot and 9 inches"

  • @SupLuiKir
    @SupLuiKir 8 лет назад +3807

    Typically, the glass that contains 50% water also contains 50% air. However, atoms are mostly empty space, as demonstrated by Rutherford's Gold Foil experiment. This means the glass is simultaneously *almost completely full* and *almost completely empty*.

    • @blackstar32154
      @blackstar32154 8 лет назад +431

      A+ For citing your source.

    • @fernandobello8821
      @fernandobello8821 8 лет назад +73

      in the ideal gas model the volume that oxygen molecules occupy is negligible compared to the space they occupy. so you can say it cant be completely full.
      especially when nuclear theory states all the positive charge and mass are concentrated on the very dense nucleus. and the minuscule electrons are negligible.

    • @SupLuiKir
      @SupLuiKir 8 лет назад +20

      Fernando Ramirez Bello
      Addendum:
      The glass is simultaneously almost completely full and almost completely empty.

    • @SupLuiKir
      @SupLuiKir 8 лет назад +12

      +Fernando Ramirez Bello Thanks for the increased symmetry of my statement.I truly appreciate it.

    • @SupLuiKir
      @SupLuiKir 8 лет назад +14

      IIHacknCrackII
      it's not really as much an existential perspective as it is a literal interpretation of the implications of some existing phenomenon.

  • @paulmckenzie6008
    @paulmckenzie6008 8 лет назад +7046

    How funny would it be if Elon Musk learned how to dunk

    • @alimarvi5356
      @alimarvi5356 8 лет назад +360

      He probably wouldn't bother learning. He'd just develop a bionic mech-suit that allows him to dunk from anywhere in the court, and also does your math homework and make you coffee every morning. Also, it goes to space.

    • @benstrigle1209
      @benstrigle1209 8 лет назад +27

      +Ali Marvi you too

    • @alimarvi5356
      @alimarvi5356 8 лет назад +17

      Ben Strigle you too

    • @aidengervais8166
      @aidengervais8166 6 лет назад +7

      Lydia the Introvert Correction, Elon Musk will be on mars before that.

    • @iendedyoui
      @iendedyoui 6 лет назад +11

      He'll be able to on mars.

  • @gabewrsewell
    @gabewrsewell 8 лет назад +2861

    the 5'9" joke was great.

    • @MrJesulius
      @MrJesulius 4 года назад +5

      6"

    • @myrech
      @myrech 4 года назад +31

      personally, I'm 5'1"

    • @kurtswech8456
      @kurtswech8456 4 года назад +2

      5'9.5"

    • @Abhinay_Limbu
      @Abhinay_Limbu 4 года назад +11

      Me not good in English . Can you explain?

    • @engerkover6443
      @engerkover6443 4 года назад +47

      @@Abhinay_Limbu Feet and inches is the normal way to measure your height in the USA. He joked about being 5 foot and 9 inches, but that they're two different measurements. So he is only 5 foot tall, but is dick is 9 inches long hahaha

  • @Fungamerplays
    @Fungamerplays 8 лет назад +1866

    "Don't forget your roots" LOL

  • @TheIrshNinjaaa
    @TheIrshNinjaaa 8 лет назад +7299

    Before I choose my skill points lol

    • @Achw3l
      @Achw3l 8 лет назад +176

      +TheIrshNinjaaa /r/outside

    • @CrowGame
      @CrowGame 8 лет назад +296

      +TheIrshNinjaaa
      +2 Stealth (avoiding people)
      +1 Internet
      +10 Despair

    • @raftolxitiannamiran8332
      @raftolxitiannamiran8332 7 лет назад +81

      +13 charisma to make up my lack of charisma

    • @freeyak9210
      @freeyak9210 7 лет назад +1

      Parasitic Life Form j

    • @spacenodus7959
      @spacenodus7959 7 лет назад +4

      TheIrshNinjaaa you forgot the ten is highest number I can count to

  • @bagandtag4391
    @bagandtag4391 8 лет назад +709

    "I really like this because it's really one of the more thought provoking oximorons." Best one...

    • @NectarineofQuality
      @NectarineofQuality 6 лет назад +9

      Combinemon My thoughts exactly.

    • @gabriellameattray9778
      @gabriellameattray9778 4 года назад +4

      I don't get it?

    • @megaboy2811
      @megaboy2811 4 года назад +71

      @@gabriellameattray9778 an oxymoron is when two contradictory statements appear in the same conjunction. He basically says its impossible to be yourself while being attractive to another person

  • @ShawnsEPIC
    @ShawnsEPIC 8 лет назад +690

    the greatest thing I've learned over the years about success came to me in two easy steps.
    1. Never tell anyone everything you know
    2. Skiing is harder than it looks, so don't be so cocky before trying to impress the girl at the ski lounge and getting in a skiing competition with her boyfriend, Chad.

    • @123456789ninocka
      @123456789ninocka 7 лет назад +13

      Shawn Tanner
      If I had only enough time on this earth to make a 2.step tutorial to my descedants- I would copy this.

    • @kamie119
      @kamie119 6 лет назад +50

      Little did you know Chad’s upper middle class parents took him on skii trips every winter break ever since he was 5. Dont fuck with chad

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 4 года назад +11

      Hmm strangely specific😂🤔

    • @MrMinticuz
      @MrMinticuz 4 года назад +4

      I’m keeping this 3 year old comment at 69 likes

    • @herwin3546
      @herwin3546 4 года назад +1

      I’ll leave it at 96

  • @gavine2363
    @gavine2363 2 года назад +121

    “The goals you set aren’t always destinations, but they are directions”
    -Casually Explained

  • @aeriswf
    @aeriswf 8 лет назад +1816

    "I chose 10 because its the highest number i can count to." Im dieing help me

    • @alvarblomqvist7504
      @alvarblomqvist7504 8 лет назад +49

      dying*
      .......Please don't kill me :(

    • @aeriswf
      @aeriswf 8 лет назад +42

      I've actually been wondering how to spell that for a while....

    • @adammakled2812
      @adammakled2812 8 лет назад +5

      +Alvsen Blomqvist too late now have a sip

    • @aeriswf
      @aeriswf 8 лет назад

      Diedin1998 what?

    • @miladd2715
      @miladd2715 7 лет назад +2

      I dont get the joke, can anyone help?

  • @sobadsogood783
    @sobadsogood783 8 лет назад +369

    My interpretation of the intension behind the first nine quotes
    10. Having a child is a major life-changing event, so be couscous when you are not ready yet.
    9. Unfortunate things happen when you are least expecting it (car gets towed, emergency hospital stay), so live below your means to save some rainy day fond.
    8. People are born with different talents, so develop your strength and become a master at that, instead of forcing yourself to become something else just because you think it looks cool.
    7. Your roots, where you grow up, define who you are. After a life long journey of trying to understand who you are and where you want to go, in the end you might return to your beginning, finding peace and tranquility.
    6. Success at learning is been able to apply what you learned, and that requires mastering the fundamentals.
    5. It’s important to view things in different perspectives, because they will gave you different conclusions. A failure could be desirable because what you learned enabled you to become successful. Having only success could be bad, because your first failure might break you.
    4. Know what you like and what is compatible to you. Be comfortable with yourself, attract people who enjoy you for who you are, thus you feel comfortable around them. The difference is to differentiate and accept that boy/girl friend of your dream is probably different than who you should marry for life.
    3. Focus your attention to produce high quality work, rather than dividing your attention to multiple tasks and ending up with mediocrity.
    2. It takes courage to admit your own mistakes, and admitting your mistake shows the other person you are actually listening to his/her ideas.

  • @MotoMoto136
    @MotoMoto136 5 лет назад +85

    Hey man, I’ve been going through some shit lately, dealing with loss and a staggering amount of self loathing. That accompanied by some on and off severe depression, but anyway, laughs are rare currently but incredibly important. So, I just wanted to say thank you for your videos, and the gift of some much needed laughter. :)

    • @ellaa5986
      @ellaa5986 4 года назад +8

      Your comment is from a year ago, I hope you’re doing better now :)

    • @Aubrey2004-j4k
      @Aubrey2004-j4k Год назад

      Heyyy

  • @BeyondPrideMF
    @BeyondPrideMF 7 лет назад +643

    The roots joke was quite nice

  • @SpineShank7
    @SpineShank7 8 лет назад +291

    #1 The best advice that no one follows.

  • @angelamazakas2624
    @angelamazakas2624 3 года назад +81

    "Don't forget your roots" - damn, I wish you told me that before I decided to dye my hair (this is a bad dad joke brought to you by Angela M)

    • @doner6894
      @doner6894 3 года назад +1

      God two days ago? xD

    • @oceeta
      @oceeta 2 года назад +1

      Lmao. That was actually funny. It's either that, or my sense of humour has seriously degraded...

  • @ericz8086
    @ericz8086 8 лет назад +277

    last one made me realize how true that is, i always think people have goals right out from high school. I didnt, i know what im interested in but would i like doing it for the rest of my life? i still have yet to find myself, in fact most of us do. I'm shipping off to bootcamp this August to because a U.S Marine. I never thought this would ever happen, I never planned on joining the military till the last year of high school. I believe its a step to success though. Hopefully I can find myself, find who I am and what my passion is while im serving.

    • @angelcastro3699
      @angelcastro3699 8 лет назад +8

      Good luck on your journey

    • @vaevictus4637
      @vaevictus4637 8 лет назад +24

      Make sure to use your military benefits as much as possible. Don't give in to peer pressure and hangout with your fellow Marines all the time. The financial offices are extremely helpful, and there are a lot of great institutions in place to pay for your schooling such as TA while you're in the service.
      Have fun and take lots of pictures. :)

    • @ericz8086
      @ericz8086 8 лет назад +2

      +GodspeedHero thanks, sure will

    • @ericz8086
      @ericz8086 8 лет назад +1

      +ANGEL Castro thanks

    • @Thisisjbrock
      @Thisisjbrock 8 лет назад +24

      I feel you man. I was in college for 3 semesters before I decided to join the army. I'm a year in and it's the best decision I've ever made. I have a completely different perspective on life and how to live it. It definitely will set you up for success, just remember to attack each day with purpose and try not to get complacent or demotivated.

  • @waffleman5171
    @waffleman5171 4 года назад +18

    "You can't find happiness where you lost it" this one changed me

  • @FrankJavCee
    @FrankJavCee 8 лет назад +1192

    WOW U WERE BORN A DAY AFTER ME

    • @D0GM34T
      @D0GM34T 8 лет назад +1

      +FrankJavCee papa frank

    • @flores50588
      @flores50588 8 лет назад +1

      +FrankJavCee Mr.Javcee i have a request. I need you to make more DANK beats! thank you.
      ps. i dig what youre doing bro keep and jam on bro

    • @voduydo
      @voduydo 8 лет назад

      +FrankJavCee WOW U WERE BORN A DAY AFTER ME

    • @kranx2690
      @kranx2690 6 лет назад

      FrankJavCee yo what
      I love seeing channels I watch on other ones

    • @timrthoward7007
      @timrthoward7007 6 лет назад +1

      And his RUclips is more successful

  • @WakkaMadeInYevon
    @WakkaMadeInYevon 8 лет назад +144

    Thanks. I don't use 2, but it's nice to see another perspective on it.

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon 8 лет назад +1

      ***** s s sorry

    • @claytonanderberg9118
      @claytonanderberg9118 8 лет назад

      really

    • @safenafe
      @safenafe 8 лет назад

      +Wakka Flakka Burn The Al Bhed ha

    • @SyenPie
      @SyenPie 8 лет назад +5

      Holy shit just realized your avatar and name are from FFX, literally the best jRPG I've ever played...
      Brings back so many memories, excuse me while I go catch up on all the new FFX hentai that's accumulated over the years.

  • @macaco4d
    @macaco4d 8 лет назад +79

    number 3 comes from someone who never played jax in his life, Guinsoo's/gunblade is one of his best builds. also runic echoes is fucking hot on udyr right now.

    • @aswoful
      @aswoful 8 лет назад +1

      +DR. Frankenstein Same goes for Kayle. She just melts mages and carrys alike.

    • @luchodore
      @luchodore 8 лет назад

      +DR. Frankenstein they obviously weren't around back when akali used to be a character

    • @oglow100
      @oglow100 8 лет назад

      I prefer an AD and tank build on udyr tbh

    • @meganwright9763
      @meganwright9763 7 лет назад

      DR. Frankenstein Not anymore.

    • @mansur_ali
      @mansur_ali 3 года назад

      The fuck did this have to do with the video

  • @yflrj
    @yflrj 8 лет назад +824

    Finding this guy made me feel as though I had found GradeAUnderA all over again

  • @Lip22Gloss
    @Lip22Gloss 8 лет назад +367

    "don't forget your roots" had me LITERALLY (not metaphorically) rolling around, clapping and laughing. That was quite possibly the most violently I have ever laughed at a joke I heard on the internet. Thank you for the joy and euphoria!

    • @Lip22Gloss
      @Lip22Gloss 8 лет назад +3

      *figuratively. I didn't mean metaphorically. Typo on my phone

    • @m4kar00n
      @m4kar00n 7 лет назад

      Lip22Gloss that explains it, thanks

    • @Eggscargot
      @Eggscargot 6 лет назад +14

      That's a mighty large typo.

    • @Alex96190
      @Alex96190 6 лет назад +5

      violently laughing is a very nice term to describe a reaction to someone saying something funny, I will incorporate this into my repertoire. Thanks.

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 5 лет назад +1

      I think you have a problem.

  • @jasminewatts6418
    @jasminewatts6418 3 года назад +26

    This guys humour is in a whole other level.

  • @Sok612
    @Sok612 8 лет назад +111

    I am going to steal that root joke.

  • @Gylphie
    @Gylphie 7 лет назад +31

    That last one hits homes hard. Thank you man.

  • @mack7235
    @mack7235 4 года назад +25

    “Two separate measurements” that was so smooth

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 8 лет назад +423

    Dat Starcraft reference.

    • @vio1583
      @vio1583 6 лет назад

      i love it !

    • @KingOfForest22
      @KingOfForest22 5 лет назад +12

      He made it to #8 on North America GM league before HotS came out, according to the first EP of his new(ish).podcast.

  • @alex_oiman
    @alex_oiman 8 лет назад +125

    thanks for the tips. i'm leveling up in 30 minutes

    • @uzernam303
      @uzernam303 8 лет назад +1

      +oiman01011010 Ding!

  • @Gaurav-dx3hj
    @Gaurav-dx3hj 3 года назад +8

    "The goals that you set aren't always destinations, but they are directions" 👏👏

  • @aerohk
    @aerohk 8 лет назад +588

    Tai's ad right before this video

    • @aerohk
      @aerohk 8 лет назад +7

      skill points... works like fuel units?

    • @gravyfan
      @gravyfan 8 лет назад +1

      you gotta rent a private jet

    • @jhoncena3736
      @jhoncena3736 8 лет назад +2

      Go my sawker court here.

    • @unlink4403
      @unlink4403 8 лет назад

      Weird, I got it too.

    • @-cet
      @-cet 8 лет назад +7

      it's because the words "new lambo" is in the description

  • @s2kkyle
    @s2kkyle 8 лет назад +88

    The starcraft references made me subscribe.

  • @dannyrosenberg4175
    @dannyrosenberg4175 8 лет назад +28

    That last one was beautiful

  • @stretchymc5126
    @stretchymc5126 8 лет назад +13

    "nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die, now come watch tv?" Morty Smith

  • @kcwidman
    @kcwidman 6 лет назад +5

    Every 4 months or so I go back and watch all of your videos. I usually have forgotten most of the jokes by then so it’s like a fresh watch.

  • @tafadzwa_8585
    @tafadzwa_8585 8 лет назад +176

    so what skill tree did you speck Into

    • @jacket2038
      @jacket2038 8 лет назад +100

      Clearly humor.

    • @oorrossie
      @oorrossie 8 лет назад +45

      Charm, with a little bit on side in pickpocketing, which is where that dollar you lost the other day went,

    • @marcusholtzheimer9316
      @marcusholtzheimer9316 7 лет назад +3

      Jacket especially in the self deprecating tier

    • @099roar
      @099roar 7 лет назад +1

      marcus holtzheimer, I like to call it the "Introspective Skill Tree" and at the end I get to learn how to tie a noise.

  • @matty1214
    @matty1214 4 года назад +21

    8. Elon Musk can't dunk.
    Every school existing: You must master every subjects or you'll be a failure forever

  • @westside786asy
    @westside786asy 8 лет назад +29

    Ok that number one was really beneficial.

  • @johne8084
    @johne8084 8 лет назад +94

    real talk was lit

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya 4 года назад +2

    The fact that after a lengthy acid trip of throwing up into my friend's toilet and realising who I really was looking into the bowl at-those disgusting moldy shits that somehow made my find myself in the great depths of my mind-this is what RUclips suggests me in my subscriptions feed the next morning.
    Shit like that makes me believe in fate. Thanks for this. I needed that. (Also, thanks for your little jokes. People might not say much about them, but your sense of humor is fantastic.)

  • @ko1111and1
    @ko1111and1 7 лет назад +9

    Lol, "thought provoking oxymoron", felt bad and started to laugh at the same time

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 лет назад

      Well it's basically change and don't change. Or if look at it comedically... you're not attractive to the person you like.

    • @noahadams5694
      @noahadams5694 3 года назад

      For anyone who doesn't get it, it's saying that if you just be yourself you won't be attractive.

  • @brod2man
    @brod2man 8 лет назад +1

    yes to number one. I'm in the middle of deciding whether or not to leave a country to return to my NATIVE LAND. Been thinking for months and pretty much also came up with the same idea as the first advice. Very good MATE

  • @kyliescott5915
    @kyliescott5915 8 лет назад +46

    FUCK IT WONT LET ME SKIP THIS 3 MINUTE TAI LOPEZ AD

    • @Music-mi5gg
      @Music-mi5gg 8 лет назад +5

      I got a 6 minute one

    • @mind-of-neo
      @mind-of-neo 8 лет назад +1

      So did I! its longer than the video!

    • @logan3645
      @logan3645 8 лет назад

      Yeah it's the same ducking video as last time too

  • @cibko
    @cibko Год назад +1

    "No matter how old you are, if you feel lost in your life and don't know what to do, just realize that you're not alone. No one has a clue what they're doing, and no one's path is a straight line trajectory from start to finish. Oftentimes it seems like there's a million things you could be doing but nothing that's just right. But you have to get started before you know exactly where you're going and the goals that you set aren't always destinations, but they are directions, and you can never know what you'll find if you're only looking from where you are right now. If anything, try something new, if only to prove that it's not the right choice, and you'll be amazed at the people you meet, the way your perspectives change, and ultimately what your ambitions and dreams become".

  • @MrManlyBeardyMan
    @MrManlyBeardyMan 8 лет назад +28

    #1 hits right in the honey nut feelios

  • @boboneal3498
    @boboneal3498 7 лет назад +1

    I've never commented on a youtube video before but I just want to say, this is my favourite video on youtube. I've been watching youtube videos for upwards of six years but I can safely say nothing I've seen here has ever been as entertaining, hard hitting and relatable.

  • @francopellegrin4437
    @francopellegrin4437 8 лет назад +49

    Funniest guy ever. I wonder what it would be like if you did stand-up comedy.

  • @mikeltronski2540
    @mikeltronski2540 7 лет назад

    "no matter how old you are, if you feel lost in life and don't know what to do, just realize that you are not alone, no one's path is a straight line trajectory from start to finish.
    Often times it seems there a million things you could be doing, but nothing is just right, but you have to get started before you know exactly where you're going and the goals that you set aren't always destinations, but they are directions and you can never know what you will find if you are looking from where you are right now. "
    -casually explained, 9 feb 2016

  • @starogre
    @starogre 8 лет назад +16

    subbed for the starcraft reference. hit those injects m8

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 2 года назад

    Number 1 really hit home for me. I just experienced going into something (a job) I thought I was going to like and want but immediately realized that it was not what I wanted at all so I quit it and now I know exactly what I want from my job which will help my career and studies. I was expecting all sunshine rainbows for my career but this was my first job and I already messed my career up. So instead of thinking about it negatively, I think about it as a learning experience for the future and now I know what to expect for that type of job and not to be uncomfortable with knowing that I don't want something, even if it is a job. So yeah, don't be afraid to try new avenues and do different things because that's the only way you're gonna know what is it that you really want.

  • @luna_thetunatic
    @luna_thetunatic 4 года назад +5

    Real shit though, that real talk at the end is exactly what I needed to hear right now. Thank you.

  • @DrewbyDooby
    @DrewbyDooby 8 лет назад +35

    I'm not first because I'm not a fucking loser. But I'm close. So I'm a sort-of-loser.

  • @colloredbrothers
    @colloredbrothers 7 лет назад

    Nice Starcraft reference! 95% of people probably didn't get it but you still were commited enough to the obscure reference to put it in your video, respect.

  • @moikes714
    @moikes714 7 лет назад +5

    *Gets motivated*
    Me: Man, I'm going to chase my dreams and I'll try really hard! Nothing will stop me!
    *Sits in front of computer for 8 hours while sobbing at what a fucking failure I've become*

  • @mickelloh257
    @mickelloh257 7 лет назад

    i watched this to cheer me up because finding a job when you're 18 like pissing into a cup standing. you can see the cup you can see your piss, but every one asked if you worked before. ether way the last thing you said really helped

  • @loopmatt
    @loopmatt 7 лет назад +24

    1:20 -1:37 Oh my god

  • @Josh_Roberts
    @Josh_Roberts 7 лет назад +1

    "The goals you set are not destinations, but directions." That's actually really good, I like that one.

  • @guybrushthreepwood9071
    @guybrushthreepwood9071 3 года назад +3

    "You miss 100% of the takes you don't shoot"
    Wayne Gretski the famous movie director

  • @ktefccre
    @ktefccre 2 года назад +1

    A rare serious video from Casually Explained where humour is not the focus of the video 👍

  • @xXspectre170Xx
    @xXspectre170Xx 8 лет назад +46

    "before I choose where to invest my skill points" lol.

  • @cindyjian4838
    @cindyjian4838 8 лет назад

    Love how the real talk at the end was actually really inspiring. Also the SC2 reference 10/10

  • @Metalhed1300p
    @Metalhed1300p 8 лет назад +15

    I got a Tai Lopez ad on your video dude. I thought he was banned from earth for his extreme memedom. I think I need to see a doctor or something.

  • @thetwinklingstar9581
    @thetwinklingstar9581 3 года назад +1

    youtube recommendation gone right. thanks.
    needed it. subscribed.

  • @josephmcguffog8527
    @josephmcguffog8527 8 лет назад +3

    that starcraft joke, it was like you read my mind

  • @helenbrowne8143
    @helenbrowne8143 6 лет назад

    Ok so why was that goal setting bit exactly what I needed to hear while my counseling sessions just never seem to inspire me?!?! Love your work 😍

  • @otherclare8495
    @otherclare8495 7 лет назад +6

    i love your sarcasm :3

  • @HitokiriShingo
    @HitokiriShingo 8 лет назад

    I always use that line from #2. Lived with a dude who loved nothing more than "debating" but it was more like he's the only one who can be right. Usually about 4 hours of that shit I'd pull that line out then it would be over instantly.

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 5 лет назад +5

    2:20 *That actually sounds helpful, thanks

  • @JosephReference
    @JosephReference 6 лет назад +1

    "No matter how old you are, if you feel lost in your life and don't know what to do, just realize you're not alone. No one has a clue what they're doing and no ones path is a straight trajectory from start to finish. Often times it seems like there's a million things you could be doing but nothing is just right, but you have to get started before you know exactly where you're going and the goals that you set on aren't always destinations but they are directions. And you can never know what you'll find if you're only looking from where you are right now. If anything try something new if only to prove that it's not the right choice and you'll be amazed of the people you meet, the way your perspectives change, and ultimately what your what your ambition and dreams become. " -CE

  • @purefunguy
    @purefunguy 8 лет назад +5

    ty. I really need that No1 tip. :)

  • @jaxaxx01
    @jaxaxx01 2 года назад

    Honestly advise 3 just helped me, I did not know that is what square roots meant, and I was really looking for it and there you were thank you

  • @ixl911ixl
    @ixl911ixl 8 лет назад +6

    You may want to amend point 6 with "Avoid supply caps."

  • @AndrewMai
    @AndrewMai 8 лет назад

    Thanks, I really needed the last tip. Took a "wrong turn" so to speak, but I did meet new ppl and my ambitions changed beyond what I imagined.

  • @Tombalino
    @Tombalino 7 лет назад +399

    4^(1/2) is 2 and -2 you silly boy

    • @nico8168
      @nico8168 6 лет назад +25

      no
      edit- yes

    • @pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpb
      @pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpb 6 лет назад +101

      No, 4^0.5 ≠ -2 but the equation x² = 4 has two solutions.

    • @Alex96190
      @Alex96190 6 лет назад +4

      If I calculated right, considering the laws of physics, it's 5

    • @megatroidskittle3814
      @megatroidskittle3814 6 лет назад +1

      fukin iddit

    • @alexandredumont1230
      @alexandredumont1230 6 лет назад +7

      CondensedMatter ^(1/2) is the definition of a square root 😂

  • @Volaths
    @Volaths 8 лет назад

    Seriously though, the real talk sections are absolutely wonderful.
    This one actually gave me goosebumps.

  • @mattwarmka1703
    @mattwarmka1703 8 лет назад +18

    But what if you need those chronoboosts for warp gates to combat timing attacks?
    Casually explain *THAT* you hack. jk macro is important

    • @Stephen-qk2nd
      @Stephen-qk2nd 6 лет назад

      I mean you do want to pile up chronoboosts if you're going to 4gate or something. Soooo....

    • @rjcollins5970
      @rjcollins5970 6 лет назад +1

      Sir Robert Walpole
      Curse you Walpole, you brilliant mastermind you!

  • @aarnoman1088
    @aarnoman1088 7 лет назад +1

    Number 5 is beautiful. Well done, made me spit out my drink in laughter.

  • @ExoticLlama
    @ExoticLlama 8 лет назад +9

    "Hybrid builds normally suck so min/max your life" - PoE?

  • @iheblafi4387
    @iheblafi4387 6 лет назад

    that #1 advice is LITERALLY the best advice i've ever heard... thank u

  • @EvilDude1
    @EvilDude1 8 лет назад +3

    Great advise. Except #1, that was a funny joke.

  • @Forstrei.
    @Forstrei. 6 лет назад

    Dann dude. I was not expecting that real talk to be so real. Thanks man.

  • @magnusnate
    @magnusnate 5 лет назад +3

    1:20

  • @TheAffectation8724
    @TheAffectation8724 6 лет назад

    That last one is the perfect solution to my dilemma. I understand now I must try to utilize my goals as a direction to achieve my true ambitions.

  • @LPSJellyBeanWorks
    @LPSJellyBeanWorks 8 лет назад +9

    " Noone plans to poop their pants "
    OOhhohoho. You haven't seen MY type of fetish stories have you?

  • @milykalbasi
    @milykalbasi 7 лет назад +2

    Subscribed after watching some of your videos and instantly fell in love with your comedy! Keep it up bro!

  • @imagomonkei
    @imagomonkei 8 лет назад +3

    Ha! I love the irony of putting Bill Nye in with an image where you talk about being willing to admit you're wrong if you're proven wrong. Mr. Nye is pretty darned arrogant.

  • @Flexy59
    @Flexy59 6 лет назад

    man i cant even verbally express how much i appreciate your work and your wit

  • @exodus2oo
    @exodus2oo 8 лет назад +9

    I don't understand no.5

    • @elton8650
      @elton8650 8 лет назад +49

      He 5 feet tall with a 9 inch dick

    • @exodus2oo
      @exodus2oo 8 лет назад +1

      elton forlemu OHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @cmumba1998
      @cmumba1998 8 лет назад +5

      +exodus2oo lmaooo

    • @exodus2oo
      @exodus2oo 8 лет назад

      cmumba1998 XD

  • @SupaMario1993
    @SupaMario1993 7 лет назад

    The last part is one of the most valuable things I've heard on RUclips ever.
    Thank you for that.

  • @nasih47
    @nasih47 8 лет назад +5

    TAILOPEZ AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Naruto-vd5ke
    @Naruto-vd5ke 4 года назад +1

    Damn needed pt 1 so much thank you :3

  • @nelsoluc000
    @nelsoluc000 3 года назад

    Holy shit. Thanks bro I needed that. And woo happy birthday stick figure dude.

  • @SolomonCooper_Misakis_son
    @SolomonCooper_Misakis_son 7 лет назад

    You're one of my favorite RUclipsrs I don't know a single one of your videos that I didn't laugh at

  • @znorth2
    @znorth2 5 лет назад

    It could be that sweet legal Canadian weed I'm smoking buddy, but I think you are the funniest, most interesting comedian I've ever heard. Love your videos. This might be my favourite.

  • @meeeeeeauuuuuuuu
    @meeeeeeauuuuuuuu 3 года назад +1

    Best video ever, funny, witty, cat, music, 10 reasons to, you won't believe

  • @cyrusbutler4145
    @cyrusbutler4145 8 лет назад

    Why are these videos always so deep and thought provoking?

  • @butterzxjg4703
    @butterzxjg4703 3 года назад

    glad i can always come back to this

  • @StardewGamer
    @StardewGamer 7 лет назад

    Bless this beautiful man, a couple of these were legit inspiring. Caught me off guard.