Van Gogh is the GOAT. He was prolific in front of canvas and operated with a very fluid style. Trouble is, nobody recognised his skill during his painting days; and he could've really prolonged his career, had he been given the big money contract.
Well, we always knew da Vinci was a top, top painter but today he's really shown he can perform in other areas when Florence needed him. Did you see that helicopter? Unbelievable creativity. My MOTM.
'I don't know what's happened to Degas - he's just not been at it recently. But Monet's coming on nicely and Picasso, well boy's a bit special isn't he?'
"That pass was a searing satire on the concept of the game itself!" "Another goal that exposes the hypocrisy of consumerism in a postmodern context!" "Strong in execution, but his footwork only works on two levels, which feels highly reductive!"
Some of them clearly just wanted it more. They competed harder for the full 90 years of their life, creating a tough environment for the up and coming lads.
As an American, this video is vastly different from what I expected it to be upon reading the title. Perhaps John Madden as an art critic would make for a good future video.
Ah, I already wrote this above: "Monty Python's F.C. (Eric Idle and John Cleese, if I remember correctly. Worth a look if you have yet to see it. Comes close.)"
Andy Warhol popping back in the headlines yet again, parking the soup in the centre of the canvas. Elsewhere today, Mondrain's got his disciplined zoning system spot on as his paintings cut straight through Damien's Hirst's shark, who was completely out of position.
I have no idea what was just said, but I have strong opinions against it. It's my natural inclination to object in order to sound like I have obscure & interesting opinions that are dissimilar to the common man.
The niggling injury... The lad Degas... Lack of composure in the final third of the canvas... He had a little run... It's just perfection, satire of the strength of fluoroantimonic acid.
But Michael, the presentation is one of those international events, of European stature, and they had to give everything. What this means is that when they return to their local leagues they will show less art. Surely they are going to be locked up for two winters, who knows doing what exercises, to show up at the municipal museum with a bunch of "unfinished" works and making us feel like we lost the ticket. It is a lack of professionalism and investment by advertisers and patrons.
It’s a game of two halves but you’ve got to give credit to the lad.
At the end of the day, it gets dark and you go to bed.
The stadiums are fully lit. It never get's too dark. Coffee not yet on the red list...
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In Africa, every 60 seconds.... a minute passes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@PolishBehemothTogether we can stop this 😢
We all know how difficult it is to find pockets of light, great job to do so.
A bit racist that comment ain't it... Given the number of "dark" players.
@@jmp01a24huh
@@jmp01a24 You're the one making things racist
@@doghat1619 and you are the only one without a sense of humour
@@doghat1619 SRY it's still early, I had barely WOKEn up before I stepped into that dog poop. It was too dark to see due to the pocket of non-light.
The thing about Michelangelo is he always tries to chalk it in
You win
Did you see that luminescent display last night?
What an underrated comment 😂
This is the best one.
YT should provide some kind of ‘Super-Thumbs Up’ for comments like this.
You've got to take your hat off to Mondrian for his ability to set up a corner.
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@@Poecilia1963 I was over the moon for the lad, but you know the crowds, they have high expectations here....
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"he lacked composure in the final third.. of the canvas" i had tears in my eyes this whole video
Agreed 😂
I bet not
Ah the ultimate cliche sentence of "great technique for a big man" included as well. You're a top top youtuber.
That’s his job.
"It's Van Gogh. I mean, _Van Gogh_ . This is Van Gogh we're talking about here. Van Gogh."
VG. Vincenzo. Big Vin! You look at these results and you think how can someone of his calibre be at risk of getting relegated?
The lad's got his ear to the ground - for a big transfer
Some say he’s the Starriest of *all* stars out there in the Night sky.
Picasso could have scored better during this time but he just seemed to be arms and legs all over the place.
He spent his two-match suspension in the home end. There were limbs.
The problem with Picasso was he was always knocking it square
"Syphilis"
Never has a sketch ended in a better way
The delivery was just top notch. Really amazing stuff.
He's a smashing lad by all accounts
Replace amazing with clever. Then we can go to the Guggenheim and watch hardcore passings of the balls. Nice round shiny balls of f-art.
I’d have Dali as the manager, pointing at his melted wrist watch during stoppage time.
Underrated comment
I'm looking forward to the other half of this swap when Brian Sewell covers match of the day.
From beyond the grave? 💀💀
Yeah!
+1 for this.
He liked a bit of stock car racing did Brian.
@@Levenstone132 and he owned Nigel Mansell's old Merc 560SEC... now in the heritage fleet at M-B World at Brooklands.
Van Gogh is the GOAT. He was prolific in front of canvas and operated with a very fluid style. Trouble is, nobody recognised his skill during his painting days; and he could've really prolonged his career, had he been given the big money contract.
He shouldn't have spent all that time in France. Farmers league
'Ear 'Ear.
Miele was his Pele
"They had a steep hill to Klimt but, at the end of the Degas, I thought the Beuys done well"
I think what it came down to though is that Van Gogh just wanted it more
Chants "Who used all the blues? Who used all the blues? You Picasso! You Picasso! You used all the blues!"
You’re my pocket of light, Michael.
"Give me a full retrospective, gaffer" 😂😂😂😂
'Pockets of light all over his ethereal interpretations' I'm done 😆😆
Well, we always knew da Vinci was a top, top painter but today he's really shown he can perform in other areas when Florence needed him. Did you see that helicopter? Unbelievable creativity. My MOTM.
'I don't know what's happened to Degas - he's just not been at it recently. But Monet's coming on nicely and Picasso, well boy's a bit special isn't he?'
OK, now can we have football pundits talking like art critics, please?
(edited typo)
PLEASE
Why not for variety, in the marketplace of ideas, we just have art critics commentate football?
@@richardw1043 Yep, I'd support that!
"That pass was a searing satire on the concept of the game itself!" "Another goal that exposes the hypocrisy of consumerism in a postmodern context!" "Strong in execution, but his footwork only works on two levels, which feels highly reductive!"
And that VAR review, beautiful way to go through it all, frame by frame.
The unexpected sequel to pockets of space I didn't know I needed until now.
"The final third...... of the canvas." 🤣🤣
You could see Van Gogh's gone away and taken a long hard look in the mirror....because those self portraits were terrific.
The concept alone is PURE! GENIUS! 🤣
Genuinely was taking a gulp of milk right on that last line - nearly went everywhere 😂
I think you’ll find it’s Renoiry and Degasy etc. Have to add an unnecessary “y” to the end of surnames.
You've got to give Rembrandt credit for being clinical in front of easel
Makes me wanna see an art critic using the semantics of an MMA commentator
Epic, Mr Spicer! You definitely have an ear ( just like Van Gogh!) for a brilliant dialogue!!!😅😅
It's a painting of two halves.
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….as an artist myself, I find using using four paws, at the same time, gives me the depth required…(it’s all in the application).
Some of them clearly just wanted it more. They competed harder for the full 90 years of their life, creating a tough environment for the up and coming lads.
What next: football style commentary of ballet or opera?
Looking forward to the Retrospective ‘Salon d’Automne’ this coming Spring in Coldhaven.
This skit is a masterpiece
Saved best for last: "with a recurrence of that niggling injury he's got... syphilis!" 😂
Oh my God. This is genius. Please give us more of this. I'm cracking up. 'of the canvas' and 'syphilis' both got me. Hahaha! Thank you 😂
As an American, this video is vastly different from what I expected it to be upon reading the title.
Perhaps John Madden as an art critic would make for a good future video.
This Saturday, the irresistible force of Monet meets the immovable object of Manet in an art exhibition some are calling "on this Saturday"
The absolute cackle that came out of me at "the lad Degas"...
The delivery was perfect. It, eh, all ended up where it should be, all the pieces were there, really top notch stuff!
“It’s a bit of a cliché, but you’ve got to take each painting as it comes, at the end of the day”
When you come to Spain you've got to be bold, but that performance today from Hieronymus Bosch was absolutely triabolical.
LOVE the punch line at the end.....🤭🤣🤣
Part 2....Football Pundits talking like art critics? Any chance? 😊
Ah, I already wrote this above:
"Monty Python's F.C. (Eric Idle and John Cleese, if I remember correctly. Worth a look if you have yet to see it. Comes close.)"
Top delivery Michael and your unexpected last word had me ROFL'ing!
Top tier stuff man, dunno how you can create such originality out of seemingly nothing
Andy Warhol popping back in the headlines yet again, parking the soup in the centre of the canvas. Elsewhere today, Mondrain's got his disciplined zoning system spot on as his paintings cut straight through Damien's Hirst's shark, who was completely out of position.
As an art person this is fantastic ahaha
They're a good team on paper, but the game is played on canvas
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It's clear they're still adjusting to the oil league after gaining promotion from watercolours.
"The final third....of the canvas". Brilliant 😂
Legendary! All that’s missing is use of the phrase “and at the end of the day”
Oh this is very fine work, Michael. Bask in the light of the positive appraisals in this comments section. You deserve it,
I have no idea what was just said, but I have strong opinions against it. It's my natural inclination to object in order to sound like I have obscure & interesting opinions that are dissimilar to the common man.
I think I actually do that. Oh god!😂
visiting an exhibition is literally watching 22 broke people chase a single millionaire
Truer words…
Is it? EVERY exhibition? We don't get millionaires at our annual exhibition.
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I'm so happy Surreal Madrid won the Champions League.
Michael, I dont know how many takes this took but to do this without a cut is quite impressive - there are some tongue twisters in that script!!
Love this. Can Pundit talk be the next Room Next Door series?
This is in the very highest tier of short form metamodern media
Masterful. Loved this ❤
Vincent will be getting an earful with that kind of colourful language.
At the end of the day it's a painting of two halves
Love it, Michael!! Keep'em coming!
The niggling injury... The lad Degas... Lack of composure in the final third of the canvas... He had a little run... It's just perfection, satire of the strength of fluoroantimonic acid.
Wow 😅 I wonder how many books on impressionism you had to read to write this but you have portrayed my confusion better than I ever could
That Caravaggio, though, he was murder, straight up death on the canvas.
Art critics would be fun to listen to if they talked like this.
The scarf is so on point, lol!
jumpers for museum attendants
Isn't it? Aren't they? mmmmm... Marvellous!
I look forward to your new stuff Michael, it always so well done 👏👏👏
Worth it for the last line.
Jackson Pollock was all over the place
This Cezanne the lads have been playing a load of Pollocks!!
‘The final third.. of the canvas’
Brilliant 😁
He lacked composure in the final third... of the canvas 😂
Both disciplines from a verbal point of view are just rhetoric, which is why this is in itself a beautiful price of art , bravo , man of the match 😂
This is genius - love your stuff!
Oh,that was just beautiful. Thank you so much. 😂❤
Entertaining piece. Your knowledge of art is admirable too!
Creating so much high quality.
We love you Michael!
😂😂😂😂 I always love your comedy ❤
Classic, I can't stop laughing.
you had me at pockets of light LMFAO
Excellent, Michael. The punchline was superb! 😂
As they say, "the boy done good...." 😆👍
If Radio 3 and 4, sounded like that. Alot more people would tune in. The fishing weather report read like the football scores.
Today in Parliament would be great.
oh how i wish to meet you and shake your hand Mr. Spicer, u are a national treasure.
People said Duchamp was a dirty player but he actually really advanced the game significantly, in a way the refs just weren't ready for at the time.
I don't know why Manchester United spent so many millions on Jackson Pollack.
Every time he's called on to produce something he's all over the place.
great closing shot
But Michael, the presentation is one of those international events, of European stature, and they had to give everything. What this means is that when they return to their local leagues they will show less art. Surely they are going to be locked up for two winters, who knows doing what exercises, to show up at the municipal museum with a bunch of "unfinished" works and making us feel like we lost the ticket. It is a lack of professionalism and investment by advertisers and patrons.
Literally chocked at that last bit 😂😂
This is incredible ❤
Now I want to watch football with Art Critic commentary instead!
"Did ye see that ludicrous ART display last noight?"
"Pockets of light"!!! Brilliant!