I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear cri
I once had a dream that there was a place named Vinny's Pizzeria which exclusively played Italian ambience and occasionally In The Garden. It was an experience. The true fear comes from Vinny looking me in the eyes and handing me anchovie and pasta pizza.
@@splat_the_ghost It's easy. Just do a DNA test, pick a nationality you're descended from, and stereotype the FUCK out of it. For example, I'm German and Portuguese.
Little moments like 9:23 where the game does something unexpected and Vinny inevitably responds with the same "whoa!" are what truly make life worth living
As an Italian, despite what shown by Vinny, we haven't yet invented anti-gravity: it's just that we still haven't figured out how to make standard gravity work properly.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that during Nov 9 2020's "Trio of Treasures #3" stream, Vinny was unable to properly identify the names of several different types of pasta, thus proving that he is in fact a *FAKE ITALIAN*
There's something refreshing about watching a real Italian paizano just makin' pizza compared to the chaos I've seen in literally every other Cooking Simulator video ever.
Call Me Kevin Cooking Simulators: yanno what I'm gonna put a single potato and a barely cooked bit of fish on your plate Binyot Pizza Simulator: *actually sorta tries*
4:29 I say it like BrutalMoose every single time I say “Marinara Sauce” now and I have no idea and this clip only cements the phrase into my head and truly affirms to me that it will never leave
Why isn't this in the education category? I learned so much about italian culture like their anti-gravity, the best oil for your feet, what ingredient keeps the bed bugs away and of course the opportunity to taste the cooks balls.
As someone who has worked in a pizza place the line "there's always the right amount of my balls" has been before and is probably the normal response of a pizza chef to that particular complaint.
I want this place to be real. I don't even like pizza, I'd just chill here and draw as Papa Vinny makes horrible duck noises as he spins dough in the back of the kitchen.
@@nintendofan707 I don't really like pizza either. It's usually either too greasy for me or just plain soggy. I do enjoy pizza bombs dipped in sauce though.
I like how Vinny tells us everything and shares everything about his life on stream - so when he reminisces about some random off the top of his head story from a general time frame years back, you can just go back to streams of that time frame and the story will be there. Amazing.
Fun fact: After Vinny recommended whole Basil leaves on pizza, I tried it and found out I had an allergy to them. 10/10 flavour, though, would definitely swell up for it again 👌
"Imagine complaining about that" (unevenly spread) Vinny, you never worked in a restaurant isn't? People complained about way more stupid things all the time. And yes I am a cook, and yes I made pizza... so I talk about personal experience.
the moment the plate started flying out of the window was when i knew this was gonna be a good video edit: oh my god the brutalmoose sound clip at 4:29
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I love how both vinny and jerma immediately throw their first pizza out the window when told "now take it to the serving window"
They're the same person
Great minds think alike.
I'd be disappointed if they didn't
proof that Jerma is just Boston Vinny
@@Evilriku13 jerm WHEN THE GRUBBY IS S😳SSY!!
16:27 "enjoy your fuckin' pizza" Wow, that's exactly what my pizza place says, and with that exact tone! Vincenzo is so authentic.
"we don't wear shoes in this kitchen" **glass breaks**
10/10 timing
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear cri
Speaking of glass breaking. Watch your feet cause this reply section got dangerous.
truly the greatest pizza chef of our time
@@AxxLAfriku What the hell are you evening talking about ?
“It’s like Italian dragonforce” killed me
Through The Marinara And Cheese
"You see that Shinji!?"
Funny pizza pasta man finally becomes funny pizza pasta man
The pepperoni secret
@@superstocklo2398 il segreto dei peperoni
Vinosalsa
As long as he ain't got bones in the shit.
I'm fw it
There's comes a day when a funny pizza pasta boy becomes a funny pizza pasta man.
I just picture a crime boss shooting up Vinny pizzeria just because he forgot to add more olives to his pizza pie.
2:09 him turning his head slowly to look at the floor is peak sitcom
I died
-insert Seinfeld theme here-
4:28 THAT LITTLE BRUTALMOOSE "MARINARA SAUCE" *chef's kiss*
Yes!!
NO WONDER I REMEMBERED IT
I fucking KNEW I recognized that.
I CANT BELIEVE OMG
MARINARA SAUCE ᵐᵃʳᶦⁿᵃʳᵃ ˢᵃᵘᶜᵉ
8:40 I like how Vinny went from mafioso to G-Man almost seamlessly.
I once had a dream that there was a place named Vinny's Pizzeria which exclusively played Italian ambience and occasionally In The Garden. It was an experience. The true fear comes from Vinny looking me in the eyes and handing me anchovie and pasta pizza.
Vinny's pizzeria is a real place btw
Ever Italian name has a pizzeria in its name.
i ate at a pizza place called vinnys after meeting vinny at tmg 2018
Like 90% of Italians are named Vinny, what did you expect?
...shit. that's scary :o
I think the horrible impersonations from this one stream alone got Vinny's Italian card revoked from him by the Council of Italianos
"It's a stereotype, and it's offensive." -one of Jabroni Mike's soundboard samples idk
"Your Paisano privileges have been revoked, no more garlic for a thousand years"
@@fobbiesareborangeag A THOUSAND????!!!?!? 🥺😭💀
@@fobbiesareborangeag "And if you try anything funny, you shall be sent to THE GABAGULAG"
Mario retired and decided on his passion of being a stereotypical Italian
When I grow up I want to be a stereotype!
Never give up on your dreams.
@@splat_the_ghost It's easy. Just do a DNA test, pick a nationality you're descended from, and stereotype the FUCK out of it. For example, I'm German and Portuguese.
"We're Italian foods practically in our blood"
@@ArynBendah tell me you're american without telling me you're american
3:01
"I can't pick it up."
*Flashbacks of The Incredible Story of Pizza from Awful Winter Jam 2018*
Help, my pizza shop's a-gonna close!
Little moments like 9:23 where the game does something unexpected and Vinny inevitably responds with the same "whoa!" are what truly make life worth living
I think it's time for a PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-Pepperoni Pizza!
Love me some Khonjin House
Hello, is this Fratelli's Pizza?
Your Gmod videos are amazing.
@@Katia_Managan “No.”
Khonjin, I will staple your face
To a beehive
Vinny should do the Papa's pizzeria games. Not only meme worthy, but hidden gems in the flash games
*The Krusty Krab Pizza, the krusty krab pizza is absolutively…*
Oh man that is nostalgic
@@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 Ikr?
"hidden gems" everyone knows about them
@@damndanielthesuctioncupdan The krusty kraa-aa-aab pizza
Is the pizza, yeah
For you and
MEE-EEE-EEE-EE
"The moist sponge is what gives the pizza its wetness"
As an Italian, despite what shown by Vinny, we haven't yet invented anti-gravity: it's just that we still haven't figured out how to make standard gravity work properly.
Throwing pizza into the noidvoid
Fucking government embezzled the gravity funds again.
@@marcogypaetus9607 listen cocaine ain't gonna pay itself, alright?
Fun fact: If you look up "Italian Dragonforce" on youtube you'll find videos of one of the Dragonforce band members making Italian food.
very good pfp
Thank you for this information.
Through the Fire and Flames, they season sauce
Im still mindblown that a band can get famous out of 1 song
Don't let this distract you from the fact that during Nov 9 2020's "Trio of Treasures #3" stream, Vinny was unable to properly identify the names of several different types of pasta, thus proving that he is in fact a *FAKE ITALIAN*
How could I have trusted this man
I mean, he's an American
I'll never get tired of vinny's arsenal of voices.
4:29 that Brutalmoose reference was SO unexpected and it literally made my day, damn
There's something refreshing about watching a real Italian paizano just makin' pizza compared to the chaos I've seen in literally every other Cooking Simulator video ever.
Call Me Kevin Cooking Simulators: yanno what I'm gonna put a single potato and a barely cooked bit of fish on your plate
Binyot Pizza Simulator: *actually sorta tries*
Don't even get me started on Lets Game It Out *flashes back to cutting board domino hell*
So this is what was going on before Joel called to order a ghost pizza...
Vinny:"DON'T CALL OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING KNEES"
@@alex_-yz9to "BLEEEEURGH!!"
4:28 I hear that Brutalmoose clip. Good one Pier.
plop
M a r i n a r a
👍
"Pull up a chair..."
4:29 I say it like BrutalMoose every single time I say “Marinara Sauce” now and I have no idea and this clip only cements the phrase into my head and truly affirms to me that it will never leave
Italian Jabroni finally decides to follow his family tradition
Italian Dragonforce presents
Through The Pastas And Ferraries
Ft Hermano Li on guitar
Both Vinny and Jerma threw their first pizzas out the top floor window and not the actual serving window. Neither did it as a joke.
great minds think alike
Well, it does say "serve through the window" lol
8:03 I HATE the fact that I laughed at this.
I hate that you laughed at it too.
@@VulpeRenard Ouch
I love that in the past, Vinny has gotten trolled mid-stream with Uh Oh Stinky.
*Then to have him pull it in front of chat just like that*
I laughed that you hate at it
4:30 A part of Italy's beautiful animal kingdom, the Brutal Moose, can just be heard, responding to what it believes was a mating call made by Vinny.
Why isn't this in the education category?
I learned so much about italian culture like their anti-gravity, the best oil for your feet, what ingredient keeps the bed bugs away and of course the opportunity to taste the cooks balls.
As someone who has worked in a pizza place the line "there's always the right amount of my balls" has been before and is probably the normal response of a pizza chef to that particular complaint.
6:29 I like how Vinny just starts singing while just cutting various things
I want this place to be real. I don't even like pizza, I'd just chill here and draw as Papa Vinny makes horrible duck noises as he spins dough in the back of the kitchen.
You don't like pizza?
Never heard of anyone not liking pizza. Why do you not like pizza? There's nothing wrong with that, i'm just curious.
Given his tendency to break things you might be better off not eating anything there...
Reminds me of going into starbucks for the wifi.
@@nintendofan707 I don't really like pizza either. It's usually either too greasy for me or just plain soggy. I do enjoy pizza bombs dipped in sauce though.
9:23 Now I want someone to make an Italian version of Through the Fire and the Flames.
I like how Vinny tells us everything and shares everything about his life on stream - so when he reminisces about some random off the top of his head story from a general time frame years back, you can just go back to streams of that time frame and the story will be there. Amazing.
Jerma made floor soup.
Vinny made floor pizza.
Joel needs to make floor root beer and they’ve got a full meal.
the closest thing we're getting to a new cooking with vinesauce 10/10
No frooty juice though. =[
As an Italian myself, this game makes you feel Italian
broke: "why do i hear boss music?"
woke: "why do i hear italian music?"
me: Why do I hear italian boss music?
4:29 I honestly wasn’t expecting to hear brutalmoose in a place like this.
I'll take ALL the TASTEH SAUCES
The slow turn toward the broken plate killed me
I absolutely lost it at "Italian Dragonforce"... My god.
We love when Vinny tries to cook.
5:01 is my favorite moment just from 1. the voice and 2. imagining a cook just sliding around in the kitchen barefoot.
Imagine sitting in those outdoor seats and through the window you see the chef going insane.
8:55 I love this edit
10:31 The day Vinny learns about Rhode Island Party Pizza is the day he finds true happiness
Love the brutalmoose marinara sauce sound at 4:28
IKR ?? i thought i was tripping
it’s incredible how vinny and jerma both immediately threw the pizza out the window
Sometimes when i hear "marinara sauce" I think back to that Brutalmoose bit, so at 4:28 I thought I was going insane
Oh my God, brutalmoose? This video is now 10,000 times better. Thank you Pier. 4:28
Finally, Vinny claims his birthright as pizzeria chef.
*Vinny goes back to his italian roots: the Game*
The Italian man’s upmost favourite game
Più o meno
I wonder if Joel will call this place for a ghost pizza and Vinny will want to break his knees.
EDITOR THANK YOU FOR THE BRUTAL FOODS "Marinara sauce"!
I hear it in my head every time someone says those words.
13:08 thats one expensive alfredo sauce
Amazing unintentional comedic timing when he breaks the plate
Haha, the Brutalmoose at 4:28 was perfect.
The Yo! Noid! 2 pizza collectable sound at the start makes me happy
you got two stars on each side because NOT ENOUGHA CHEESE !
"Put a little olive oil on your feet...now crush those tomatoes, hey."
-Vinny, 2021
sweet corn is used on pizza in korea
it gives a little bit of sweet and little bit of crunch
Imagine looking out your window and seeing a mobster playing the guitar with malicious intent.
As an argentinian, hearing "raisins" and "pizza" in the same sentence triggered my fight or flight response
I love the little edits, like Papa PeePee and the speedrun splits. Thank you, Pier.
Your loving Italian ancestors smile on you this day
9:22 ah yes my favorite music genre, Italian Speedcore
8:40 *SICILIAN G-MAN* might be the most creative crossover ever lmao
Vinny breaking the water against the dough mixer three times in a row is peak vinesauce
I love how the delivery window is just the void
I'm flashing back to when Vinny made pizza rolls. Now he's running his own pizziera. Our boy has come a long way.
"Enjoy ya fuckin' traaaash pie!"
Wow - it really is the complete Italian pizzeria experience...
I see "Mario's Grand dad" is teaching Vinny how to be a real "Italian".
Papa’s Pizzeria HD Remake: Part 1
But in all seriousness, glad Vinny is doing well and running his own restaurant now.
2 stars on each side out of 5 - not enough pepperoni secrets
I love Authentic Italian Streamer™ Vinny's reaction to someone ordering a tomato pie as if it's some fucked up fake recipe
4:28
Brutal moose... is that you?
? Which Moose video
I'll order from there, the owner's second name is literally "Pizzapasta"!
8:02. uh oh...
S T I N K Y
1:47 Stone Ocean be like
Even though its virtual Vinny is having alot of trouble despite being Italian. *Gasp Could he be a IMPASTA PAISANO?
Sus
Fun fact: After Vinny recommended whole Basil leaves on pizza, I tried it and found out I had an allergy to them.
10/10 flavour, though, would definitely swell up for it again 👌
Theres so much potential in that one brief moment where Vinny stops and says "why do i hear italian music"
"Imagine complaining about that" (unevenly spread)
Vinny, you never worked in a restaurant isn't?
People complained about way more stupid things all the time.
And yes I am a cook, and yes I made pizza...
so I talk about personal experience.
Precise tool handling skills 10/10 👌
Excellent editing for this one Pier 👌
4:29 Whoever edited this and added that touch I love you
As italian, i wanna invite Vinny in my country so i can cook all the pizzapasta he wants everyday 👌🏻
the moment the plate started flying out of the window was when i knew this was gonna be a good video
edit: oh my god the brutalmoose sound clip at 4:29
I liked that brutalmoose "marinara sauce" reference
we can finally see him with his italian family, very great, makes me almost cry
It makes me extremely happy that Vinny or Pierdeer has seen Brutalmoose and put in a nice little reference to it.
After all these years we finally get a new episode of cooking with vinesauce
16:56 You can never use too much garlic vinny - I thought you of all people would know that?
4:28 never in my life would i ever hear a brutalmoose reference in a vinesauce video
Vincent Pizzapasta makes Pizzapasta: The Video.