Diet Doktor

Ages old, unreleased media has since been uncovered. The widely recalled diet soda, "Diet Doktor," was ripped off the shelves for containing traces of ketamine, fentanyl, and human sperm on September 13th, 1987. In this case, these "traces" were 85% of the drink. The other 15% consisted of horse hair, escamole, microplastics, Mitsubishi materials, and Family Size Lime Jello. Lucky for you, you can still get Diet Doktor today! The good Doktor simply lowered the traces from 85% to the widely accepted government mandated 81%. Drink up!
This was a part of Kolumbo 's NG TV Summer Collab! We submitted it as soon as we found the lost commercial at an abandoned Burger King that was hidden behind a JC Penny's wall.
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