This 2000m Mountain Climb is a TUTORIAL
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- Опубликовано: 5 мар 2024
- Peaks of Yore has taken over my life I will never finish the Solemn Tempest Peaks of Yore has taken over my life I will never finish the Solemn Tempest Peaks of Yore has taken over my life I will never finish the Solemn Tempest Peaks of Yore has taken over my life I will never finish the Solemn Tempest Peaks of Yore has taken over my life I will never finish the Solemn Tempest Peaks of Yore has taken over my life I will never finish the Solemn Tempest
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Music in this video:
Vacation Mode - Rocket Jr
Land of the Lost - Heyson
Speeding Ticket - Rocket Fr
Repeat of intro song.
#spiff #grind #challenge 
Игры
Now when are you doing this irl
Sorry bud, Iceland trip already happened
The real mountain would crumble under his weight 😢
When he beats this in 15 mins
@@hansohasashi5093 because of the weight of his balls? 😮
Speedrun timer
16:43 I've never been so bewildered by the Canadian accent than hearing spiff say roondaboot 20 times, even worse after the first few when I realised it wasn't a joke.
as a Canadian I'm pretty sure its an eastern Canada thing bc I've never heard it either until this video
Wow I’ve never heard anyone say it like that before LMAO that’s awesome
As an eastern canadian, we do NOT say roondaboot @xiaomaovl
@@ryli06I’m not eastern Canadian lol but maybe French impacts it
@@AstralSpiff ahh, I thought u were from Ontario. might be the french then because somehow some way its always the french
Spiff's digital quest to find George Mallory's lost camera on Everest, basically.
Woah, horrorscoped' here?
YOOO, MY TWO FAVORITE RUclipsRS
Hi Horrorscoped,
yo horrorscoped is here!
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I remember the horror of hearing that knock. The fact you can’t even see the final mountain until you finish the final bulwark is terrifying. 7500m is insane
"The game is easy. Just do the tutorial"
The Tutorial:
MGR be like
@@xaviersavard6343The tutorial's easy in metal gear rising. It just looks impressive though, to throw a fucking boss level threat from previous games into a new game as a tutorial thingy
@@Turtoile41 the tutorial boss is metal gear rising is the strongest thing in the MGS canon up to MGR making Raiden the strongest thing in the Metal Gear (yes i know MGR is not cannon fuck whoever decided that)
@@Morde228tbf is metal gear rising was canon there would be at least 3 people who are single handedly stronger than a metal gear
metal gear rising is so fucking cool i’ve gotta play that game
Cant wait for the free dlc of *NEW* 100 KM Climb
Another idea, a 1000 KM climb. Just think about how magnificent it would be.
@@cubeex3768 i prefer an Asteroid Climb DLC because 1000km is out of Earth's athmosphere 😂😂
He just built different@@laisherX
At this rate, the climb will reach the sun
@@Ryann9the 1AU climb
"Getting over it is probably the most frustrating game out there"
Peaks of yore: Hold my seagulls
OH MY GOD THE SEAGULLS
At the very least peaks doesn't give you snide and pedantic comments on every action you do, just you, the climb and the mountain.
When the seagulls cry
@@lordcrusader861Fr. Falling in PoY just feels bad, but Getting Over It specifically mocks you. If the voice wasn't there, it'd be way less infuriating.
The getting over it references continue to infect
this is one of those things that i would get really tilted in and then drop it, but later get random motivation and start full grinding it
that is, until the 7500m tall mountain appears
holy shit guys its azali from hit videogame fl studio
azali make more cool songs!
So fun fact on the claw machine talk for anyone who doesn’t know it, claw machines, and most arcade games that can win you items and/or tickets, work off a payout system, once enough money has been put into them across all its plays (so if the payout is set to 500, and 5 people each put in 100, it doesnt need to be all by one person or even all in the same period of time) then the claw machine or arcade game will allow the next player who was supposed to win to actually win, then reset the payout, and if you would normally win and it doesnt hit payout, the game will purposely make you lose, claw machines will have less power diverted to their claws, and in terms of games like key master, the key will stop slightly too early or late everytime as to not get into the keyhole
I actually remember seeing a claw machine where you could visibly see the claw open and close while carrying something. It wasn't even subtle, it was very clear that it was rigged
"The only way to win is to not play" really fits when it comes to any payout machine. You either not play at all, or not play, until you've figured out the payout pattern.
And those games where you have to time it (Stackem and the spinning lights) will delay correctly timed inputs so that if you hit it right, it waits a moment and lights up the next one.
Someone made a machine that perfectly times the spinning lights each time and it couldn't win sometimes because the game cheated.
@@Ziobbe"Someone" Wasn't that Mark Rober?
@@randomperson9732Could have been!
10:00 fun fact ocean water can get below 0 Celsius if there is a high enough salt concentration that’s how there’s still an ocean underneath the Arctic
Was looking for this exact comment
I just left this comment. However, there are other additives that can change water freezing points beyond just salt
pressure also plays a huge part in keeping water liquid, like deep ocean water tends to be around the freezing point but it remains liquid due to the thousands of pounds of pressure
of course this isn't applicable to surface water as much, but i still wanted to point it out
@@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan When you drive your car over ice, the pressure and friction from the tires melts a tiny layer into water, and that's why you slip!
Same with regular ice when you walk on it actually
@@Ziobbe oooh! the more you know!
14:58 Funny that chat mentions that, our neighborhood cat is named Sasuke. (after the ninja) Because despite having an owner next door, he can't stand being inside and is always walking around the neighborhood visiting other houses and demanding affection.
Coincidentally, my mom can't ever remember the name Sasuke so she just calls him "Saucey!"
The easiest way I can think of explaining how to pronounce it is "Sauce K"
Based pfp
Now, what Sasuke did they name the cat after? Sasuke Uchiha from the Naruto manga/anime? Or Sasuke Sarutobi, from the popular Japan tales?
for scale
the last level would be the 50th tallest mountain IN THE WORLD
COMPARED TO REAL MOUNTAINS
I had to look it up, wow, that’s nuts.
Is that adding that Solomons tempest is on top of the great bulwark?
Ok that's almost 10km total height!
It's actually about 2000 meters taller than the tallest base-to-summit height (Denali @5,500 meters), since we don't know its true height above sea level. Fun fact, it's climb is just about 2x Mt Everest's (3,700m) base-to-summit height.
@Tyler.8046 add the great bulwark thats 10km
Man climbs Big rock in video game. Studies say it was just a- WHAT?? IT WAS JUST A TUTORIAL???
We'll get a reporter on scene as soon as we can, and update you as the situation develops! Now to Jerry, for the weather.
@@ulpurt7612 Jerry: IT'S GONNA BE HOT
@@NewYorxerJerry: PLEASE GIVE ME WATER
@@NewYorxer Jerry: CLIMATE CHANGE
@@Leonagraphy Jerry: PLEASE STOP USING FOSSIL FUELS AND GIVE ME SOME WATER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Holy shit. The guy doing Solemn Tempest speedruns climbs it in 18-20 minutes. Ymir's Shadow takes him 3minutes, so I figured it would be maybe 5-6 times as tall. But FIFTEEN TIMES??? That's just fked.
There HAS to be some checkpoints every 10-20 minutes bro. Like bro, nobody has a whole day free from responsibilities other than some kids. Those checkpoints gotta have save files that carry over shutting down the game.
That's actually insane. What's the no-glitches speedrun time?
@@enderkatze6129
I'm pretty sure that is without glitches. At least none of which seem extremely obvious to someone who has no idea about this game except of Spiff's videos and that speedrun. The new time he got is somewhere around 15:30 minutes. It's completely crazy.
@@Real_Potato_Man unfortunately, there is only one checkpoint on the entire mountain…
@@iinixiaa so... 120~ minutes of non-stop climbing between each checkpoint? (AKA 2 hours straight)
Istg even "I wanna be the" games are more forgiving.
This game can be safely summed up as the "William Dafoe looking up" meme.
You beat Ymir's Shadow. Congratulations, you just climbed the tallest mountain!
Outside of the northern range. You reach the Great Bulwark, *four times as tall* as Ymir's Shadow.
*Cue William Dafoe looking up in fear*
Then you climb The Great Bulwark. It's hard, as it introduces the ice picks and is lathered with obstacles, but you make it. Then you reach the Solemn Tempest, *three times as tall* as the Great Bulwark, and ten times harder.
*Cue William Dafoe's spine giving out from looking up so much*
You get near the end. You're almost at 6000m and the summit is literally in sight. Just one last long section of ridiculously hard jumps, each of which make the entire bouldering roster look piss-easy.
*Cue William Dafoe in hospital with devastating spinal injuries*
Then for some FUCKING REASON YOU GET LAUNCHED INTO FUCKING SPACE WHILE DISCONNECTED FROM *A FUCKING ROPE NO I'M NOT ANGRY!*
*Cue William Dafoe looking up in fear once more as he falls 6000m and blacks out*
Based on a true story. I've literally free solo'd all of the courses except the northern range ones, and I still haven't beaten the Solemn Tempest with the safety harness on.
Holy shit i remmeber seeing a guy on the steam discussion forums complaining about a teleport bug, was that you?
Nope. But the Solemn Tempest Space Program has apparently been patched out, so I may well try again in the near future.
I've basically 100% the main game (not the other modes) besides solemn tempest.
I've barely touched it.
its so intimidating.
20:00 I don't know Canadian traffic laws, but here in the U.S., if you're turning right, you sort of treat the red light like a stop sign. If nobody's coming in the lane you're turning into, go ahead and turn, otherwise wait. We have signs at specific stop lights that say "Don't turn right on red" which signals that right turns on red at that light are illegal.
Can confirm those are Canadian traffic laws
@@corb5905Not everywhere, though! You gotta look it up before you travel
In Australia (we're on the left and the signs say left, but I'll convert to the right for ease of reading), at traffic lights, we often have specific little slip lanes where it says "Turn right at any time with care". Usually they have zebra crossings/crosswalks on the lanes, then a give way point before you enter the next road.
"treat the red light like a stop sign"- isn't that what you're supposed to do anyways, lol?
@@lukemimnagh2594 Well, not exactly, because at a stop sign, you can go if there's no traffic/danger/obstacle. At a red light, you cannot go under any normal circumstance. The only real exception is this specific scenario, where you are allowed to disobey the red light and go if it is safe to do so. That's why it's treating it like a stop sign and not treating it like a red light.
Loaf comment
0:28 da fur
1:22 more past Loaf fur
2:36 she so happy
28:49 based Spdad mentioned
Biggest scam of this video so far (30mins in) is that Loaf IS in camera but we get no Loaf cam :(
I takie it back
35:02 Loaf readjustment = Loaf cam
44:38 Spigg denying Loaf the lap :(
47:54 Victorious Loaf
LOAF
Good work Mr loaf log
@@randompencil2761 o7
*GENERIC APPRECIATIVE REPLY.*
plink
oh no. from the intro alone, I am in fear of what the length of the next video will be.
I'm still trying to catch up to the vod channel for just that mountain
10:02 Actually, water can go below 0 and still be water :)
Yup, just requires movement (such as being a literal ocean) for water to not become ice
Indeed. Super-cooled water droplets are a problem in aviation. They aren't frozen until they spread over an airplane's surface and freeze instantly, leading to icing in flight.
Or just… salt
0 degrees...kelvin!?
@@noviolam2618 erm ackchually, Kelvin doesn't use degrees, it's just 0 Kelvin
The way my jaw DROPPED when the drawing zoomed out to reveal the size of the final mountain😭😭😭
Time to watch spiff take years off his life by playing this painful game.
I dunno man it looks pretty chill
I had a small panic attack reading that description. Took me 4 lines to realize I wasn’t having a stroke
There was a 520m tsunami
9:20 slight correction, that volcanic glass that forms when lava cools super quickly IS how real life obsidian forms, obsidian is actually effectively just glass and therefore really easy to break irl.
It does make really sharp tools when broken in a specific way tho, which is neat. Some of the sharpest surgical scalpels today are still made of obsidian.
I love this game, and I find it funny that despite having a very large head start Spiff and I are now both at the mercy of the mountain-shattering power of the Solemn Tempest.
It's not at all a rage game, it's very genuinely built around skill, caution, and discipline. Wonderful experience from start to end, from noob to peak dominating summiteer.
It seems Splink forgot what "unconconquered" actually implies.
Spiff when he beats the Solemn Tempest and hears another knock on his door
Good day, lad! Nice job climbing those mountains. There’s just one more rock we’re looking out for, it’s called the Moon or something. Climb this other mountain to get to it. Good luck.
0:51 "they slip ptast holds" splimff peak right there
I'll take any number of roundabouts over that 5-road stoplightless intersection in LA, that shit is so cursed, just put a freaking traffic cone in the middle and teach people how a roundabout works.
over WHAT where is that in LA i need to see this for myself
@@brodiemorris2081 Beverly Hills, martincitopants did a travel vlog and visited that cursed intersection just recently.
Some people would rather invent non-euclidean traffic lights than learn to use a roundabout, smh my head
For real though, roundabouts are really simple
I don't know why some people don't like them, it's faster, you don't have to stop unless it's busy, and even then it's a shorter stop
Imagine if they made this VR
There are 2 games the climb and the Climb 2. There isn’t anything like these mountains but it’s close
Neck pain simulator.
To the top is good
There's only one person working on this game...
@@BrunodeSouzaLino bro said imagine, is still possible a vr company could make a deal wih he developer but i dont know how succesful is this game to be seen by a vr company
I used safety harness on Tempest, which is much MUCH slower than not using ropes, but with the benefit of (having a much greater chance of) not falling off. It legit took me 10+ hours to climb the whole thing, i fell a couple of times causing me to lose a lot of progress too. Looking back, i have absolutely no idea where i pulled out the sanity to do this, specially considering I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE EVERY UPGRADE and it's a miracle i haven't missed jumps where your rope is too short, and that i haven't ran out of ropes at the end due to horizontal sections where you can't get back your ropes
legendary or something 💪
This game really is a combination of condensed stress and peace, i love the lil sounds and the camera movement and the hands movement, but by god im fighting for my life there
hey just wanna say that your Ymir's Shadow video made me get Peaks of Yore and i've now beaten all maps ropeless except the Solemn Tempest, big thank you for being the reason i found this game. keep making great content!
16:40 we moved to europe a couple years ago and we call this one road that goes from our house to the town center "roundabout road" that's just a straight line with like 7 roundabouts
I know someone from Grindavik, the town that is right next to where the eruptions are happening, and I can't even imagine how rough it is. They told me they were evacuating back in November or something and it sounds like they've been evacuated for the entire time and just constantly in a loop of thinking they'll get to go home and then being told they can't. They were one of the ones that was lucky enough to have family outside of the town but like, schooling has been difficult and there's still the looming threat that their house will just be gone one of these days. It was especially bad around Christmas. I really hope everyone from there will be alright.
After the first upload I watched some speedruns
The speedrun for the last mountain was probably the coolest thing I’ve watched this year
Roundabouts are very common in Europe, because they are usually safer than normal intersections. And it makes traffic flow better since you don't have to wait at a red light despite the road being clear.
And as far as I know you are allowed to rurn right on red lights in Germany IF there's a sign with a green arrow to the right on the traffic light.
I do need to correct you on the water thing, yes water can get below zero. If the water is flowing, say a river or stream, then it won't be able to ice over. Fun fact, when the titanic sank, it was below zero waters there if I recall correctly.
13:14 Yep! I work with international people, and they certainly appreciate it when you attempt to say their name correctly, even if you fumble it. I was actually complimented by a very surprised fellow when I pronounced his name correctly, and he said, with some sadness, that most people don't even try, with most people opting to call him Mr. LastName because it was more familiar.
I even received a pronunciation lesson from a gentleman in Canada, because I _asked_ how to pronounce his name. I got close, but I just couldn't get that French-Canadian accent! He still applauded my attempt, though.
Actually (9:53) water can be under 0 degrees Celcius without freezing if it's saltwater, I think, because the salt lowers the freezing temperature (same reason salt melts ice on streets when it's too dangerous in Winter)
Yes lava + magma cools into diffrent things based on time, pressure and its composition. The mountain before this one. The hexagonal one, is made of basalt witch is an ignious rock that forms with rapid cooling basaltic magma or lavaflows! :D
The mountain was likely inspired by Devils Tower in Wyoming USA. The exact forming with how its sticking out the ground is still debated today.
Their is plenty of cool basalt rock formations arround the world. :D
Watching the streams and seeing the difference between this and the next one, goodness. I can’t wait for Spiff to beat the final and have a ‘heartbreaker’ compilation for his falls 😢 Good video!
claw machines have a grip strength setting that increases with every coin added, you put a coin in, fail, someone else puts another coin and that happens enough times until someone wins then the setting resets.
This game is actually so fun to play and watch. glad you continued this. Im on the second mountain before ymirs shadow and am struggling, This video has shaken my boots while making me want to play so much more.
16:45 never in my entire life have i ever expected somebody to pronounce roundabout like this
"roondaboot"
Perfect time for a spigg upload, going on a 2 and a half hour field trip and needed a good RUclips video to pass the time. Thank you splogg.
Hey Spiff fun fact - in Kazakhstan(where I am from) we also have 3 colored traffic lights, but it goes a little in the opposite way: after green there is yellow that alerts that in a few seconds there will be red.
Also loving ur vids!
i was about to type the most autistic reply ever
I don't even know how this works, but the algorithm has blessed me with your video after having been in iceland about a month ago myself! Tides was absolutely the best food I've had so far and I hope more people are able to go there as it was really magical! I never went to the Phallus museum, but I went to the Árbær: open air musuem; absolutely have to go back again. Good job climbing that mountain btw, and a nice, refreshing take on streaming with how calm but enjoyable you were while telling a story during it.
This was a joy to watch, caught the very end of yesterday's peaks stream, spiff looked so defeated. solemn tempest is no joke.
Hey man ur videos got me to get peaks of yore, and I love the game so much so thank u for that. I highly recommend figuring out crampon jumping before taking on the tempest, it makes things much easier and will help a lot on some of the trickier jumps. Additionally, the proximity of ur hands or ice picks to one another MASSIVELY effects how much u can swing side to side, if you can’t get the swing you want try repositioning!!
I was in Japan last summer, and I decided it'd be fun to use a claw machine. I can up with a strategy of using the expansion of the claw to push the box off the platform instead of trying to pick it up. I didn't know this until later but they put a small ring at the bottom to try to prevent you from doing this. After ~a dozen tries (like $8 of tries) I was about to give up and then some other American in this arcade just walks by a smacks the machine and the box comes tumbling down. That man is my hero.
this has been a lovable series! keep going spiff!
Sad I missed the Bulwark climb streams, but this will be a nice watch. Glad you had a good trip and conquered Bulwark!
Thank you for the shoutout! I'm really glad you enjoyed your trip. Also...
Roondaboot.
Every time Spiff says roundabout like rundabout it makes me die a little on my British heart. But a multilane roundabout does have lane changes built into them, if you're going out on the second or third exit then you'd be on the inside lane, once the outside lane exits you then merge into the outside lane by following the lines. That's the basic idea as far as I know but I've only been an observer as I don't drive.
I've been waiting this whole time for this video to come out since you did the last climbing one!!
just found your channel today and damn is this a vibe. definitely feels like the old days of youtube here. just chill vibing gameplay with chill vibing commentary immaculate
10:06 Actually, there is! If i remember correctly, studies have shown that charging water with electrons actually lowers the freezing point!
The freezing point also depends on pressure. As you increase the pressure, the freezing point lowers by a small amount.
19:50 you can turn right on a redlight in Québec, except in Montréal (you couldn't even if you tried) and places where it has a sign that explicitely says that you can't turn on red lights.
I was able to catch part of this live! This game is oddly satisfying to watch. Very chill on the convo side, too.
6:48 I also went on that ice tour when I went to iceland!! The glaciers were so pretty with all the volcanic ash on them
after solemn tempest, spigg could probably do this in like 15 minutes
I usually hear canadians call it a roundaboot, so hearing you call it roondaboot, cought me by surprise
Spiff love your vids been watching since sprintless and have always been excited about uploads
Was very excited for this video to come out!!
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Thx dude
Was really looking forward to the day when this video released after seeing the past one. great work Spiff.
absolutely insane, can't wait to see the final boss after the next mountain :) (if only). Amazing video, been loving peaks of yore
Spiff, I just want you to know that I really love your videos. I rewatch almost all of it (yes, especially the clown video), idk what I would do without your videos honestly.
Hype for the rest! Good job Spigg
I live my life to watch Spigg climb unreasonably tall mountains
Your original peaks of yore vid inspired me to get the game, and I am loving it, so thanks 👍
I’ve been looking forward to this. :)
YES IV'E BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Nice Video Spiff. Keep making great content
Just finished this climb and Jesus christ. Good luck to you and me on solemn tempest spiff!
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YAY
Spiff: “Take the next Roondaboot”
Uber Driver: * Plink *
I love your description on this video
I was sick yesterday and watched this waiting, still sick today and this helps a lot, Thanks spiff
I’d paused the video and taken I break at 22:56 and I’d forgotten what the current topic was, and came back to that sentence. Currently, I’m absolutely astounded.
Finally i waited enough for this video, the fist one was fireeeee, i was just waiting for this vid, love the content
YESSS I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!
i watched the stream, it was really funny! really enjoy your content !!
Omg I forgot I was waiting for this!!! I’m so excited
oh shit, congrats on the engagement my man! ^^
YESSSSSS I've been waiting for this since the VODs channel posted it
Random but I love the way Spiff says "Roundabout" 😂 great video Mr.Spiff and keep up the great work
I just watched the other video yesterday and was wondering when the next one was coming. AND HERE IT IS
Thanks for the awesome content! I was very entertained by your trip and roondabooting
I do have to say, obsidian actually forms the opposite way. It is formed when magma is rapidly cooled after being launched out of the volcano. The rapid cooling is part of what makes it strong and uniform
I’m going to Iceland sometimes next month and it’s fun listening to spiff talk about his trip!
The geology of Iceland is really cool and interesting to learn about. The other things you talked about like lava cooling and freezing point are also fascinating.
I'M SO HYPED TO WATCH THIS
Found my new favorite song (Vacation Mode) from this video, keep up the great work spiff.
Yay, the first part of this playthrough from my favorite playthrough youtuber AstralSpiff
As a person who lived in Toronto, you got the worst experience of Toronto. Lived there for 8 years and had so much fun
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Hearing Spiff attempting to say Eyjafjallajökull was the best thing ever. Icelandic is a really cool language. One of the reasons I'm learning it
ive been waiting for this
Now.. conquer those peaks !