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  • Опубликовано: 5 май 2024
  • Fox News host Greg Gutfeld gives his take on ‘dad brain’ vs. ‘internet brain’ on ‘Gutfeld!’ #foxnews #fox #gutfeld
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Комментарии • 843

  • @foxdragon663
    @foxdragon663 11 дней назад +249

    I am paying for my son’s education. He has been informed that if he is mature enough to protest for Palestine, he is mature enough to pay for his own education. Free speech does have a price.

    • @joeszymanski3540
      @joeszymanski3540 11 дней назад +34

      I think a lot of these kids need some perspective like that.

    • @ritatharp5238
      @ritatharp5238 11 дней назад +34

      Thank you for parenting well!

    • @msomething3579
      @msomething3579 11 дней назад +23

      Had a co-worker that told his son he only pays for "A's and B's", get a "C" and it's on your own dime.

    • @nicholasklangos9704
      @nicholasklangos9704 11 дней назад +15

      Yeah but what degrees and classes are they taking? Anything that makes a real paycheck?? Most students would be better off learning a TRADE OR VOCATIONAL TRAINING THE NAVY IS CREATING A WELDING SCHOOL NOW BECAUSE THEY NEED 200,000 new welders the next five years to meet the demand!! Those are high skill high paying jobs!! That is just the start!!

    • @laurymc1977
      @laurymc1977 11 дней назад +2

      ​@@ritatharp5238When did your son become so jaded?

  • @chrisyapaolo5661
    @chrisyapaolo5661 12 дней назад +133

    these idiots students need to face accountability

    • @hanskloss1331
      @hanskloss1331 11 дней назад

      it won't happen ALL of them will be demanding a "participation trophy"

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 12 дней назад +128

    Trump is the Dad Brain!

  • @Johnnydetroit313
    @Johnnydetroit313 11 дней назад +39

    My Dad always said stop crying before I give you something to cry about.

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад +1

      My mother spoke those words. My dad didn't bother.

  • @waavyfm
    @waavyfm 11 дней назад +35

    Dad brain: very much needed in today’s culture. 🙏🎯

  • @langshu6446
    @langshu6446 12 дней назад +216

    Most of these students weren't even raised with the dad brain. Just the dad alimony.

    • @mjones4083
      @mjones4083 11 дней назад +10

      True enough .

    • @K_3_R_R
      @K_3_R_R 11 дней назад +6

      Ohhhh 😂

    • @ritatharp5238
      @ritatharp5238 11 дней назад +4

      TRUE that!

    • @user-vx7vi3vq1c
      @user-vx7vi3vq1c 11 дней назад +2

      Exactly

    • @BMuscle
      @BMuscle 11 дней назад +4

      Very well said. And told how terrible of a person dad brain is

  • @danielstevens3869
    @danielstevens3869 12 дней назад +119

    If I find out my kids go to any protest like these, they won't be around long enough to enjoy anything.

    • @davidgraham2673
      @davidgraham2673 11 дней назад +15

      Amen to that.
      Parents absolutely have the right to determine how their money is being spent. If it's spent sending your kids to protest, better to pull them out of college, and let them earn the time to protest, in between paying their own bills.

    • @joeszymanski3540
      @joeszymanski3540 11 дней назад +8

      I'm sure if these protesters get their way they'll soon find out they won't be enjoying much anyway.

    • @JoeGarrity
      @JoeGarrity 11 дней назад +6

      Most parents might not know , since girls are never bad. Right?

    • @sgtjohnnywallsmith8720
      @sgtjohnnywallsmith8720 11 дней назад

      ​@@JoeGarrity, I believe that's the real reason most of them are wearing masks. Just in case they get recorded and end up on the news. They don't want their parents to see them doing this dumb $hit.

    • @jet23851
      @jet23851 11 дней назад

      🤡

  • @JC-il4or
    @JC-il4or 12 дней назад +160

    The internet brain vs the dad brain! Whoever wrote that was genius. Well done!!

  • @ironmanjimbo
    @ironmanjimbo 12 дней назад +82

    Excellent Monologue! So many kids are without Dads or with a passive self-centered Dad. We need Dads, Moms and Families!

  • @cherylelinsmith743
    @cherylelinsmith743 12 дней назад +50

    So glad we didn’t have computers, smart phones, internet. I remember talking to my friend in the 70’s on our rotary phone. We learned how to touch type on a manual typewriter. And wait, best of all the main stream media was neutral, they just reported all the news.

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 12 дней назад +11

      No, the msm media in the 70s was just way better at making it sound like they were just reporting the news. They understood subtlety. For ex. 'Watergate.' If the media had reported that honestly Nixon wouldnt have resigned. He wouldnt have needed to. They were better liars.

    • @TexasMom68
      @TexasMom68 12 дней назад +2

      @@thetruthchannel349exactly!

    • @ahr806
      @ahr806 11 дней назад +1

      I was a teenager during Watergate and remember thinking that the media was blowing it way out of proportion.

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 11 дней назад

      @@ahr806 *Watergate was nothing. Essentially, some people took it on themselves to do some unethical things that were & are common practice in D.C. thinking they were helping Nixon. Watergate is D.C. SWAMP-MEET stuff. Nothing. Every day goings-on.*

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад

      @@ahr806 -- Well, like it or not, breaking into the Hq of the opposition to tap the phones is a big deal.
      In 2016 the opposition but got an "suspect" court order to do the same thing against Trump. That, also, was a big deal. But since the "touched base" with a corrupt judge, I guess it was OK.

  • @GPSpector
    @GPSpector 12 дней назад +77

    As much as i love Moms, I miss hearing how important Dads are as well.

    • @gatekeeper9837
      @gatekeeper9837 11 дней назад +5

      I think that’s what he was talking about.

    • @dukey19941
      @dukey19941 11 дней назад +8

      Look at society today. This is what happens when you take dads out of the equation.

    • @richardcurry7663
      @richardcurry7663 11 дней назад +1

      You should. There is a distinct correlation between children that are raised only by a mother and children that are raised by a father and a mother. And the children raised by the father. They refuse to publicly announce that Children thrive having a single father as opposed to these wonderful independent feminist single moms

  • @anitacateron7614
    @anitacateron7614 12 дней назад +69

    Good monologue Greg. Hopefully the adults are coming back!!

  • @Rope_Adope
    @Rope_Adope 12 дней назад +182

    On the other hand, we all see how Hunter ended up the way he did

    • @audreym3777
      @audreym3777 12 дней назад +28

      Emphasis on dad BRAINS…of which his has none

    • @mlnags2829
      @mlnags2829 12 дней назад +18

      He had no dad and he is no dad!!!

    • @LisaWhitley-tc2lt
      @LisaWhitley-tc2lt 12 дней назад +8

      💯🙏🇺🇸

    • @zobo70
      @zobo70 12 дней назад +6

      @@mlnags2829 Succinct.

    • @PowertotheHIGHIQPeople
      @PowertotheHIGHIQPeople 11 дней назад

      How did the poosie grabber end up the way he did?asking for a friend!

  • @CynVee
    @CynVee 12 дней назад +92

    Thank you Dad for everything, especially the tough love ❤❤❤❤ love you ❤ miss you every day 😢

  • @wayneraniszewski9908
    @wayneraniszewski9908 12 дней назад +27

    GO TRUMP 2024 WE LOVE YOU WE NEED YOU PERIOD..

  • @hamiddavari3536
    @hamiddavari3536 12 дней назад +58

    Kids who spend most part of their time on the Internet, loose their connection with the reality and physical world which definitely has a very negative psychological impacts.

  • @itsabouttthattime
    @itsabouttthattime 12 дней назад +203

    They don't want them having graduation. Any rite of passage diminishes the infantilization they're trying so hard to instill.

    • @bigp2930
      @bigp2930 12 дней назад +9

      Well said 👍

    • @5Gburn
      @5Gburn 11 дней назад +8

      Exactly. As a ✡️ I could see this coming a mile away.

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад +6

      Well, the last college "graduation" we witnessed was a joke. They might as well cancel them and save the money. Mail the diplomas.

    • @donknox6066
      @donknox6066 11 дней назад

      Remember what happened at Kent University during the Vietnam war? How many students got shot? Police need to handle this appropriately and only use the force necessary. Testosterone runs freely during violence.

    • @rickvaldez-oj4vn
      @rickvaldez-oj4vn 11 дней назад

      😮❤ m❤😂y​@@5Gburn

  • @Sunset553
    @Sunset553 12 дней назад +146

    I miss my Dad. It took me a long time to realize how incredibly responsible he was.

    • @attackJapan-sd6he
      @attackJapan-sd6he 12 дней назад +12

      Dios te bendiga

    • @scoutsaresilentdeath8775
      @scoutsaresilentdeath8775 12 дней назад +16

      Yeah, I lost my Dad when 1 was 15, I'm 51 now and I wish I could still talk to him...

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 12 дней назад +5

      @@attackJapan-sd6he Muchos gracias

    • @danielstevens3869
      @danielstevens3869 11 дней назад +9

      I lost my biological father when I was 8. They were divorced long before then. Then my mother only told me bad things about him. Almost 30 years later, I finally was able to connect with my stepmother, who told me the truth. And I found out I had another sister.

    • @msomething3579
      @msomething3579 11 дней назад +3

      And brave, I thought him be a D-day veteran made him brave, then it came time for me to let my son drive my car alone for the first time,..

  • @patmichael8519
    @patmichael8519 11 дней назад +13

    Times have changed. If I had been one of those protesters, my parents would have yanked me out of school and found me a job so fast it would have made my head spin.

  • @denisebacher5040
    @denisebacher5040 12 дней назад +55

    Guy was right at the end. At any time these colleges could have said “Listen if you go to school here we WILL suspend you and if you do not you will be arrested!”
    That one female chancellor said essentially that and the cockroaches scurried off.

    • @frankmccarthy1779
      @frankmccarthy1779 11 дней назад +1

      Columbia University is maybe Harvard a close 2nd the most expensive university in the world!

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад

      Well, kids will be kids. Many schools have a means by which kids can express without fear of retribution "unconventional" thoughts. My school had a "Senior Fence" which anyone would paint anything they wanted with worry about consequences. I fellow I knew painted it orange on St. Pat's day.

  • @robertperry4439
    @robertperry4439 12 дней назад +30

    If these student protesters acted like this in 1968, the national guard would make the incident at Kent State look like a birthday party by comparison.

  • @Kelly-ir5hq
    @Kelly-ir5hq 12 дней назад +33

    This is 1 of the BEST MESSAGE YET!!🙏 👌 👍 ❤💯🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @kamilegier4730
    @kamilegier4730 12 дней назад +33

    I haven’t been impressed with anyone from an Ivy League school since the 90’s.

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад

      In my case, it was the 80s with "leakage" tending to he 70s.

    • @robyoung-pl1gq
      @robyoung-pl1gq 7 дней назад

      when you were great

  • @danielleal1037
    @danielleal1037 11 дней назад +4

    Man, this monologue is spot on on so many levels. Thank you for that, Greg!

  • @kennethpriestman4255
    @kennethpriestman4255 12 дней назад +68

    Parents acting like parents vs friends. I recall a family vacation with my sister and her kids. The kids were behaving badly until she told them their father was arriving soon. My sister is their friend and her kids call her by her first name instead of mom. They do not call their father by his first name, they call him Dad. And they straitened up when it came to dealing with him. I rest my case.

    • @chirigringo777
      @chirigringo777 11 дней назад +9

      BINGO, and Dad needs to get mom on the same page as him.

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад

      Often parents make a tacit agreement on such things. The best thing that parents can do for their kids is to love and respect each other and that includes pretending the kids can manipulate one or he other parent.

  • @LanTran-tb7zi
    @LanTran-tb7zi 11 дней назад +11

    That's one of the best Gutfeld's pieces ever. DAD's brain is the way ahead!!! But not Hunter's dad who is brainless.
    I so miss my Dad.❤❤❤

  • @markwaters7760
    @markwaters7760 12 дней назад +60

    Greg!...You brought me back to FOX! You're brilliant and love your sense of humor!

    • @andrelotscher280
      @andrelotscher280 12 дней назад +1

      Hahaha that's not Comedy 🥱😞

    • @jaymorgan6247
      @jaymorgan6247 12 дней назад +9

      He's pretty great, isn't he

    • @SuEnRoD
      @SuEnRoD 12 дней назад

      @@andrelotscher280

    • @chrisgabbert658
      @chrisgabbert658 12 дней назад +9

      He’s the reason I watch them...

    • @Cass-lv1on
      @Cass-lv1on 12 дней назад

      ​@@andrelotscher280shut up

  • @elizabethmatheson6032
    @elizabethmatheson6032 12 дней назад +32

    love you guys!! and love "dad brains" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 12 дней назад +39

    Publicity fuels these protests - the more violent and destructive the greater publicity they receive. Turn off the tap - stop covering the protests, they will stop immediately.

    • @DrSweat
      @DrSweat 11 дней назад +8

      Very true! Many may not remember the time when some folks wanted to get their moment of fame by running naked at sporting events? The networks decided they were not going to contribute and stopped showing it! The media can cancel them just by not showing, or not talking about it, they did it before.

  • @vasthekiller
    @vasthekiller 12 дней назад +252

    We DONT want Joy in Canada !!

    • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
      @otpyrcralphpierre1742 12 дней назад

      What a coinkeedink....we don't want her HERE in America, either!

    • @attackJapan-sd6he
      @attackJapan-sd6he 12 дней назад

      Canadá hará un muro y lo pagará EEUU

    • @CousinCreepy
      @CousinCreepy 12 дней назад +26

      Neither does Trudeau apparently.

    • @noralee6787
      @noralee6787 12 дней назад +27

      Why not she is such fun?? Maybe she will be better in China.. 🤔

    • @onestepbeyond7240
      @onestepbeyond7240 12 дней назад

      We're sending that slug Whoopi with her.

  • @hollyporter1193
    @hollyporter1193 12 дней назад +9

    Greg love your monologue you hit the nail on the head as always- Thank you

  • @catseyesinthesky1339
    @catseyesinthesky1339 12 дней назад +20

    I love the little monsters of the universities using cut up trashcans as shields ?

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 12 дней назад +4

      That was designed to make them appear harmless. They visual of backyard cosplay was intentional.

  • @Michael-MYR
    @Michael-MYR 11 дней назад +6

    My new favorite monologue and episode of all time. Great job.

  • @MrAllmotorB
    @MrAllmotorB 12 дней назад +20

    DAD BRAIN for the win 🏆

    • @moeemdown3774
      @moeemdown3774 11 дней назад +2

      I love dad brain, but what ever happened to common sense. I guess It's not so common any more.🤔

  • @RainaCK_NOLA
    @RainaCK_NOLA 12 дней назад +35

    Dad brain -- Internet brain was brilliant. 🖖🥂

  • @GySgt_USMC_Ret.
    @GySgt_USMC_Ret. 12 дней назад +7

    Outstanding show! 🇺🇸

  • @stanleydomalewski8497
    @stanleydomalewski8497 12 дней назад +19

    Another Great Show !

  • @fatcat1236
    @fatcat1236 12 дней назад +59

    The public shouldn’t need to deal with other peoples personal issues. It’s a one way ticket to extinction

  • @lauralintonmacfarlane5264
    @lauralintonmacfarlane5264 12 дней назад +109

    How many brilliant jewish students will be attending Columbia??? Or donating…..

    • @sabaha4637
      @sabaha4637 12 дней назад +37

      Zero
      Its all going down

    • @TheBestDealsIl
      @TheBestDealsIl 12 дней назад +29

      Yeah donating is a problem my brothers don't realize they create some of their own problems I'm Jewish and approve this message

    • @zobo70
      @zobo70 12 дней назад +14

      After this fiasco, none I would hope!

    • @davidgraham2673
      @davidgraham2673 11 дней назад +8

      ​@TheBestDealsIl , I stand with Israel, and approve of the message as well.

    • @5Gburn
      @5Gburn 11 дней назад

      And next after that is govt subsidization of all universities. At which point ✡️ will ultimately not be allowed to attend. I think it's twisted but possible that the federal anti-🔳 program is really an excuse to exclude ✡️, weird as it may seem.

  • @bobhoward6676
    @bobhoward6676 11 дней назад +13

    100 protesters at the U of U 19 were arrested only 4 were students, rest were paid to protest.

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад +1

      Well, it would be fun were "someone" to track these non-students and get their background. Some of them likely were foolish "Townies."

  • @trevorturek6061
    @trevorturek6061 12 дней назад +24

    3:12 Hey, Greg, that's not "internet brain"... That's called Tik-Tok Brain.

    • @audreym3777
      @audreym3777 12 дней назад

      Who knew China would be known for their sheep 🤷‍♀️

    • @virginiahunt357
      @virginiahunt357 11 дней назад +1

      ❤❤❤

  • @deborahrichardson6621
    @deborahrichardson6621 11 дней назад +5

    It’s about time! These kids need to see who is the boss and as long as someone else is paying the bills for them they should have no say!

  • @le832
    @le832 12 дней назад +11

    “Riot on Zoom”😂😂😂

  • @user-tz4gn6tc1y
    @user-tz4gn6tc1y 12 дней назад +23

    Absolutely ✨️ 💯 ✨️

  • @teacher_kat
    @teacher_kat 11 дней назад +11

    These colleges need to look different in 2 months! Pull all federal funding now! Then see how quick they change!

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад

      Well, the federal funding was a mistake in the first place. But it shouldn't be used as a weapon. Schools used "research" to teach grad students and to make money.

  • @jonathanhughes8679
    @jonathanhughes8679 12 дней назад +15

    Every place should be like Florida in 10 years I hope.

    • @blackrifle6736
      @blackrifle6736 11 дней назад

      *Good gawd! I sure hope so! It's getting crowded here...*

    • @hanskloss1331
      @hanskloss1331 11 дней назад +1

      try Wyoming

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад

      Why? I'm happy where we are now. I certainly don't want our semi-rural county to be like Florida.

  • @sweetpea2549
    @sweetpea2549 12 дней назад +11

    Hilarious we all need a good laugh by now!!

  • @antonchigurh3794
    @antonchigurh3794 12 дней назад +13

    I'm a real Dad. I don't want to be the 1970s Dad that I had , God rest his Soul , but he taught me exactly what NOT to do. As a Father later in life , it's difficult . You really have to keep up on things that you never thought that you'd have to. Social Media , TV , phones , video games etc..... But I wouldn't trade it for the whole World.

    • @hanskloss1331
      @hanskloss1331 11 дней назад

      you are correct about '70s Dad (I had one) but I bet you got to ride your bike without a helmet , drink water out of the hose , throw fire crackers , have a BB gun , and many other dangerous/fun things instead of sit indoors with a video game/computer 😊

  • @dphillips8199
    @dphillips8199 11 дней назад +6

    Dad brain vs internet brain…truth!

  • @ladyaqua4544
    @ladyaqua4544 11 дней назад +4

    Greg your monologue is fantastic.

  • @tinytim71301
    @tinytim71301 11 дней назад +3

    Best monologue so far. Well done.

  • @RoscoesRiffs
    @RoscoesRiffs 11 дней назад +3

    BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE! 😎🖖

  • @Genesis-007
    @Genesis-007 12 дней назад +25

    ❤FOX 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @andrelotscher280
      @andrelotscher280 12 дней назад

      787.5 enough said 🤡🤣🤭

    • @jaymorgan6247
      @jaymorgan6247 12 дней назад +8

      ​@@andrelotscher280only to those who need it to validate their own bias is it enough, but to others who see the same level of fabricated lies out of other networks that are not held to the same standards of accountability, they see a weaponized justice system.

  • @lmhlmh9584
    @lmhlmh9584 11 дней назад +2

    As parents, we have to let our children be angry, even hate us, so that they grow up as responsible, morally founded adults. Thank you, Greg, for driving this point home, especially for Dads. Much respect, Momma from Georgia💖

  • @Mmmmchocolate
    @Mmmmchocolate 12 дней назад +17

    Dad brain facts.

  • @MG-gb9it
    @MG-gb9it 12 дней назад +10

    What? They missed,"A SEXIST WOULD SAY". But yes, my dishes too Greg have never looked better.

  • @kregg-hy4gi
    @kregg-hy4gi 11 дней назад +4

    I THINK ALL DADS ARE GREAT.

  • @diontury7585
    @diontury7585 12 дней назад +10

    Excellent Excellent commentary and truth telling Gutfeld, one of, if not if your Best Ever. Every Son and Daughter need a Father, who is a real man, a loving and protective father over his wife and his children. Designated by God, to be The Preist, Prophet, and King of his family.

    • @thetruthchannel349
      @thetruthchannel349 12 дней назад

      Ya with all that until you ruined it with the whole Prophet, Priest & King crap. That is not what a father is supposed to be. AT ALL. I met a 21 yr old man oppressed with a dad like that. I made a point of telling the dad exactly what I thought about him when the 21 yr old man-son felt like he had to ask his dad's permission to go the bathroom. Few times Ive been that angry. Be happy being a dad. Your job is not to Lord over your family. That is just creepy.

    • @TexasMom68
      @TexasMom68 12 дней назад

      @@thetruthchannel349that particular father was not parenting as designed by God. That father was a tyrant. Big difference.

  • @Slickboot21
    @Slickboot21 12 дней назад +11

    I suspect the parents/payers want that diploma more than the kids want it.

    • @GilmerJohn
      @GilmerJohn 11 дней назад +1

      That's often the case. (It's not restricted to Jewish kids.)

  • @richardfarris2227
    @richardfarris2227 11 дней назад +5

    You actually have to applaud Columbia; they did the right thing. After trying everything else.

  • @markyoshi2660
    @markyoshi2660 12 дней назад +9

    Pooping won't not be his first. He told reporters live, " My butt been wiped."

  • @rfletch62
    @rfletch62 12 дней назад +9

    Internet brain: "If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious..."
    Dad brain: Nope!

  • @pl33
    @pl33 12 дней назад +22

    As i overheard once on a beach, if you are going to stuff your speedo with a potato make sure its in the front, not the back..

  • @VUrban-yr5ch
    @VUrban-yr5ch 12 дней назад +7

    Great monologue. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @mabelheinzle2275
    @mabelheinzle2275 11 дней назад +4

    We desperately need need more dad brains

  • @chasatch
    @chasatch 12 дней назад +12

    Full price for international students? Maybe that's why the president of Columbia University makes $3,000,000 a year! The President of Columbia only makes around $100,000 a year!

  • @Danner-a-gogo
    @Danner-a-gogo 12 дней назад +4

    Great monologue!

  • @MrWeeble19
    @MrWeeble19 12 дней назад +12

    Ummm, Tyrus, the BLACK father, is by definition, a UNICORN. 🦄 🦄🦄🦄

  • @lanessawitherspoon1332
    @lanessawitherspoon1332 11 дней назад +4

    How are those students still enrolled anyway? They've lost their credits already. Missed too much seat time

  • @gastronomist
    @gastronomist 12 дней назад +9

    If a Boeing airplane crashes on the border between Canada and the USA so that exactly half the plane is on each side, where do you bury the whistle-blowers?

    • @donefedup2208
      @donefedup2208 11 дней назад

      Boeing where DEI guy and girls go to fly you straight into the ground

    • @dorothystone-barnett8088
      @dorothystone-barnett8088 11 дней назад

      You don't, they never made it on the plane

  • @jackbooten2681
    @jackbooten2681 12 дней назад +12

    It doesn't take Nostrildahmus to figure out that Anarchy Academies might get freaky.

  • @patrickmartin400
    @patrickmartin400 12 дней назад +21

    This is the result of everyone gets a trophy. I want to throw a tantrum about something so I can skip classes. So I demand you give me passing grades. I actually feel sorry when they find employers could care less about anything other than their bottom line.

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 12 дней назад

      I remember a while back about how the US should mind it's own business and stop trying to be the world police - so then why are these 'students' protesting? Now they want us involved? Never happy. Will they even reflect on life at an advanced age or will this generation just die angry?

  • @user-sl4hx8vs9w
    @user-sl4hx8vs9w 12 дней назад +8

    ROFL if only they’d riot on zoom! 😂

  • @Larz1961
    @Larz1961 11 дней назад +3

    Lmfao…..they cut up a plastic garbage can and used it as a shield.

  • @Abdikadirmahamedfarah
    @Abdikadirmahamedfarah 12 дней назад +15

    Hey gutfeld show happy monday,we the people,trump is not guilty,but the real jail&guilty person is coming very soon,is obama,biden,hillary clinton,john kerry,susan rise,we need to stop&to hold accountable,we love trump,trump2024WH ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @robtheold617
      @robtheold617 12 дней назад

      Truthfully, I would be happy if at least Hillary goes to Federal Prison. She was the start of the Nation's troubles. I think President Trump should offer her a deal......exile on Attu Island in return for no Federal Prison......no outgoing communications. Hillary is the human species biggest loser of all time.

  • @BigOne-gn6qj
    @BigOne-gn6qj 12 дней назад +13

    Great show. Impressive. LoL

  • @laurapayne8177
    @laurapayne8177 11 дней назад +12

    Dad's lives matter

  • @oprecourt
    @oprecourt 11 дней назад +1

    Guy Benson!!!
    Keep it up!
    You’re parents did a great job

  • @ScrappyNicko
    @ScrappyNicko 11 дней назад +2

    I wonder what the percentage of protesters were from out of the country vs US citizens? I think that if they Are from outside the USA and are arrested for violence during a protest, then they should be deported and banned from future entry into the USA!!! Greg you hit the nail on the head with your remarks about Dad Brains!!! Keep up the Great Work guys!!! -Nick Giardiello

  • @guynetterfield5894
    @guynetterfield5894 12 дней назад +6

    Your best monologue yet Greg.

  • @kregg-hy4gi
    @kregg-hy4gi 11 дней назад +1

    VIVA DAD BRAIN

  • @mikeemmons1079
    @mikeemmons1079 11 дней назад +2

    Protester tents are easy to tell from homeless tents. Protester tents all look like they were bought by the gross, and have factory fold still visible. Homeless tents have been through it.

  • @user-nv7gq3ei4k
    @user-nv7gq3ei4k 12 дней назад +3

    Take all these students grants and scholarships away as well as trust funds and see how long they can live out on their own so they learn what their antics really do to their lives.

  • @TheSaintBigFoot
    @TheSaintBigFoot 11 дней назад +1

    Thanks for reminding me about mother's day

  • @dandutre
    @dandutre 12 дней назад +4

    I should be reading a book to my son right now.

  • @johnwisener5033
    @johnwisener5033 11 дней назад +1

    Wow!! Loved the Dad Brain theology. Appreciate your work Gutfield!

  • @user-uk2vn6el2p
    @user-uk2vn6el2p 11 дней назад

    Dad Brain was my childhood as a whole, it’s a great benefit now that I look at it. Thanks, it’s the best thing that I could have went through. A hidden gem in a gift.

  • @snakejake9809
    @snakejake9809 12 дней назад +4

    Dad brain vs fart brain

  • @user-tz4gn6tc1y
    @user-tz4gn6tc1y 12 дней назад +6

    5/6/24🎉 Too funny to sit up😂😂😂😂😂❤🎉

  • @saltforsnowflakes2339
    @saltforsnowflakes2339 9 дней назад +1

    I sent out a memo last month throughout my corporations. No applicant from any Ivy league school from 2022 to present shall be considered for any allocation within my ranks.

  • @ange6580
    @ange6580 12 дней назад +17

    Saturday night I was downtown working for the FBI. sittin in a nest of bad mean, whiskey bottles pilin high.
    Then Heard this woman singing, she was a cool woman in a black dress.
    She turned me into a f.. kin mess.

  • @ksingleton101
    @ksingleton101 12 дней назад +3

    Why isn't it called an Israel Protest rather than a Palestine Protest? Who are the "pros" is someone keeping score?

  • @user-he2ph9qj2d
    @user-he2ph9qj2d 11 дней назад +1

    Bravo!!!

  • @iggyg1370
    @iggyg1370 11 дней назад +2

    The Big Guy was concerned about the lawn needing fertilizer.

  • @jaco3095
    @jaco3095 12 дней назад +10

    Tyrus is the best!

  • @barryneal1814
    @barryneal1814 12 дней назад +3

    Love your show always .
    Noem? I doubt you have ever been off.concrete. country living is sometimes hard ⁹

  • @sherryontherun1
    @sherryontherun1 11 дней назад

    Most excellent monologue. Ty❤

  • @travisjazzbo3490
    @travisjazzbo3490 11 дней назад +2

    Gotfeld monologues need to be stored and studied for their common sense brilliance by Think Tanks so desperately needed in today's world

  • @mikedemaria3695
    @mikedemaria3695 11 дней назад

    Outstanding Greg.

  • @nikoqaddadeh3238
    @nikoqaddadeh3238 11 дней назад +2

    These days dads brain is no different from internet brain, that is why most don't know the difference between professional protestors, and those just protesting...remember Jan 6th? Lots of dads still think that was an inserection.