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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 3 года назад +89

    "Didn't you date a girl with a bag?"
    "Yeah, but I can't call her"

    • @tothelighthouse9843
      @tothelighthouse9843 2 года назад +3

      She got the protective order for 3 years.

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 9 месяцев назад

      @@tothelighthouse9843
      😂🤣

  • @Fromard
    @Fromard 5 лет назад +588

    I'll bet a million dollars this has really happened in Portland.

    • @pascalcampbell3075
      @pascalcampbell3075 5 лет назад +33

      the other day i bought a few shirts at a thrift store in portland and when i asked for a bag the lady gave me a weird look and said they don't give out bags as if i was supposed to know lol

    • @CriscDogs22
      @CriscDogs22 5 лет назад +9

      John Howerton many stores throughout liberal Oregon towns do not give out bags. The ones that do have bags are paper and cost a nickel per. Every time I go shopping in the town over, I load up on plastic bags. This skit is great tho because you can tell the looks of disgust from some people that u don’t have a reusable bag with you.

    • @codeblue8922
      @codeblue8922 5 лет назад +33

      Happens in Vancouver too. If you forget your bag at some of the more hipster grocery stores, they look at you like you just slit a baby seals throat and rode to the store on a giant aerosol can!

    • @Cali_90s
      @Cali_90s 5 лет назад +9

      Used to live in Seattle for a few years. This shit happened in front of me at Trader Joe's. It's all about the feelings.

    • @narrowpath2474
      @narrowpath2474 5 лет назад +5

      @@CriscDogs22 the nw 23rd location has paper bags zupans tend have fxckn snobby employees with asshole attitudes though you better off going to market of choice or newseasons both much friendlier😊

  • @skypefreedownloadvideo
    @skypefreedownloadvideo 10 лет назад +1289

    The middle eastern music they play when he shuts his eyes to recall if this situation has ever happened before cracks me up every time!

    • @pierrelyons-thomas6462
      @pierrelyons-thomas6462 10 лет назад +53

      me too. I wish they expanded on it with flashbacks or something.

    • @BodhiSurfer1991
      @BodhiSurfer1991 9 лет назад +38

      it's from homeworld.

    • @crisyorke1328
      @crisyorke1328 8 лет назад +12

      Because it reminds these liberals nutjob of home in the middle east.

    • @dtripodi
      @dtripodi 7 лет назад +18

      Racist

    • @raymondlegans6762
      @raymondlegans6762 7 лет назад +28

      Cris Yorke, you might want to get a translator because your comment is complete and utter gibberish. Completely nonsensical. Incomprehensible.

  • @JamAshleyFilms
    @JamAshleyFilms 6 лет назад +170

    "Meano no bring bags" is a phrase I randomly utter around my house for no reason and no explanation. My wife and kids are sure I'm crazy.

    • @Sailorcutie14
      @Sailorcutie14 4 года назад +5

      Jamison Ashley Films same every so often I think about that hilarious moment in this video and that phrase gets stuck on a loop in my head

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 3 года назад +1

      Aye carumba

    • @Anteflop
      @Anteflop 3 года назад

      It’s my favorite line in the whole show.

    • @craigfdavis
      @craigfdavis 3 года назад +3

      And his repeated response in utter astonishment, "Me no no bring bags??"

    • @williamfranco7526
      @williamfranco7526 3 года назад

      Your not alone

  • @DM-pm2yd
    @DM-pm2yd 3 года назад +30

    “Well I’ll tell her ☺️” hahaha love that part 😂

  • @joejohn.
    @joejohn. 8 лет назад +776

    Uh, we have a................................................. man

    • @hamletgiragosian6147
      @hamletgiragosian6147 8 лет назад +99

      He totally just assumed the man's gender.

    • @ChoctawNawtic4
      @ChoctawNawtic4 8 лет назад +14

      That's funny as hell.

    • @raynemichelle2996
      @raynemichelle2996 3 года назад +5

      @@hamletgiragosian6147 He actually didn't. He waited for the guy to tell him his gender. That's actually preferable to assuming.

  • @allwrighty100
    @allwrighty100 3 года назад +36

    The 'these are 3 for 1' line was perfect.

  • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
    @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 7 лет назад +356

    LOL, Carrie's passive-aggressive customer-service-faux-friendly "HIIiiiiIII!" is pitch-perfect!

    • @JueputaGuebon
      @JueputaGuebon 5 лет назад +4

      I got alot of that in Portland.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад +6

      This occurs a lot in service positions or 👮🏻‍♂️ type events. Another person shows up(or a mgr, supervisor) then acts "concerned" but is really there to assist-confirm the acts of the employee/deputy-officer.

    • @Kevin_A
      @Kevin_A 2 года назад

      My manager is exactly like that lol

  • @Arthur-Silva
    @Arthur-Silva 9 лет назад +424

    Double polo shirt

  • @Furtivo95
    @Furtivo95 4 года назад +34

    this skit deserves its own show .

  • @billyloomisotherdaughter
    @billyloomisotherdaughter 4 года назад +36

    Fred's Fucking smug ass smile the whole skit kills me 😂

  • @zenithquasar9623
    @zenithquasar9623 10 лет назад +54

    The sound design of this show just makes it 10x more interesting haha!

  • @Sailorcutie14
    @Sailorcutie14 5 лет назад +107

    The way he repeated “mean-o no bring bags” was hilarious

    • @SiSi-xg1hk
      @SiSi-xg1hk 5 лет назад +9

      I always thought that it was "me no no bring bags" but "meano" is funnier 🤣

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад +3

      That was ad lib 😘. I do security 👮🏻‍♂️ & its hard sometimes to avoid sarcasm, humor in some situations.

  • @luzelenastone7781
    @luzelenastone7781 Год назад +6

    I was a cashier at an organic store when this came out and I couldn't stop laughing, same effect almost ten years later 🤣 at the time I would get annoyed whenever anyone forgot their bag and would tell me just like this guy so this is especially great lol thank you for sharing!

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 лет назад +23

    When he closed his eyes LMAO that one got me

  • @nimusehno
    @nimusehno 4 года назад +20

    The exaggerated crunchy sounds of his groceries at the end and the cymbal crashing are these little details that make this show so much funnier

  • @danejones2552
    @danejones2552 5 лет назад +44

    “These are three for one.” Nope, just the one. 😂

  • @nicolejttmom6061
    @nicolejttmom6061 2 года назад +10

    This never stops being funny

  • @edp3202
    @edp3202 3 года назад +8

    There is EXACTLY a guy like Fred at whole foods ringing people up. He was probably a philosophy major at Yale and he laughs at people just like that. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @mcwarhol17
    @mcwarhol17 5 лет назад +16

    “I just can’t get over this” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saintofconsequence
    @saintofconsequence 8 лет назад +189

    Fred's sideburns, so ridiculous.

  • @thugger-vandross
    @thugger-vandross 3 года назад +9

    Fred’s weird smile and demeanor is just too fucking funny

  • @SamAndrew27
    @SamAndrew27 5 лет назад +65

    Also could be Boulder, CO - the bags are 10c each, but the condescension and hatred is free!

    • @jgrowland24
      @jgrowland24 4 года назад

      Lol at the self checkout in Safeway you can steal bags

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 3 года назад +2

      Which is funny because most of these people are some of the most over consuming wasteful POSes I ever met. Cars smh.
      Trees are renewable just like any crop and paper is easily recyclable, biodegradable, and mulchable. Makes no damn difference. Kick my cycling shoe up their ass.

    • @lh3540
      @lh3540 3 года назад

      i literally got in this fight with a Boulder whole foods clerk who wouldn't give me a paper bag for a $30 birthday cake.

  • @andsoitgoes2177
    @andsoitgoes2177 3 года назад +14

    I like how he actually seems quite hurt by their lack of compassion for him. He almost seems like he's about to cry. That's good acting!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Год назад

      That's the actor from NBC's 30 Rock sitcom. He was excellent on the show.

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted Год назад

      he always sounds like that

  • @rogerrobie2451
    @rogerrobie2451 9 лет назад +47

    Portlandia needs more skits like this

  • @nathanjohansen7169
    @nathanjohansen7169 5 лет назад +59

    Kenneth should have taken off one of his two shirts and used it like a bag.

  • @yenomeerf
    @yenomeerf 7 лет назад +31

    i bet they ad lib like crazy "these are 3 for 1" LOL

  • @vicinvesta8349
    @vicinvesta8349 4 года назад +14

    Reminded me about this bit from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
    "He saw the bulldozer driver's union representative approaching and let his head sink back and closed his eyes. He was trying to marshal his arguments for proving that he did not now constitute a mental health hazard himself. He was far from certain about this his mind seemed to be full of noise, horses, smoke, and the stench of blood. This always happened when he felt miserable and put upon, and he had never been able to explain it to himself. In a high dimension of which we know nothing the mighty Khan bellowed with rage, but Mr. Prosser only trembled slightly and whimpered"

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 3 года назад +6

    "And we're learning from this too. I think there's a lesson for everyone "

  • @MacGrimmFB
    @MacGrimmFB 11 лет назад +58

    We have a "Meano-No-Bring-Bags" up here on Aisle 2... XD

  • @n.m.8728
    @n.m.8728 5 лет назад +13

    my local grocery store doesn't even have carts or baskets, got rid of them at the same time as disposable bags and Im like, why? those were reusable

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад

      They dont want clean 🧼 or disinfect 🛒 them. 😷 My nearby Aldi cant even wipe, clean the check out belts, mats 😖.

  • @jumeyer1
    @jumeyer1 5 лет назад +5

    Fred Armison is incredibly dood at making you want to punch him in the fucking face. I love it.

  • @marcop1587
    @marcop1587 3 года назад +14

    Someone somewhere should make a compilation of Fred Armisen middle eastern music moments 🤣

    • @ricardocobhc8175
      @ricardocobhc8175 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha I didn't know there were more than this one 😂😂😂

  • @nickpacanowski2808
    @nickpacanowski2808 6 лет назад +54

    Yeah I-I-I don't- I don't get in my car and forget the car and drive down the street like running down the street going like this and then park it and then put it in park and then lock the door....

  • @murphyshsu
    @murphyshsu 2 года назад +2

    The middle eastern music is such a good touch.

  • @jordanlee5898
    @jordanlee5898 10 лет назад +6

    I just can't get over this!!

  • @malcolmnicoll1165
    @malcolmnicoll1165 9 лет назад +89

    San Francisco, Sausalito, Oakland, BERKELEY...

    • @starryeyedtarot8876
      @starryeyedtarot8876 9 лет назад +6

      San Jose, Santa Clara, Pleasanton....I've lived in the Bay my whole life (Berkeley, San Francisco, Oakland, and San Jose) and I recently moved out to the FAR east bay out near Concord AND WE DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR BAGS OUT HERE!!! It's 10 cents a bag everywhere else in the Bay Area. FASCISTS.

    • @malcolmnicoll1165
      @malcolmnicoll1165 9 лет назад +16

      That's sooo true, Sophie. The politically correct crowd believe that they're so "progressive" but in reality they're some of the most sanctimonious, self-righteous, intolerant fascists you'll ever come across.

    • @darrenleavitt5322
      @darrenleavitt5322 9 лет назад +1

      lol this show rules

    • @joannemckann7948
      @joannemckann7948 8 лет назад +1

      +Malcolm Nicoll Also Montgomery County, MD, Takoma Park, Bethesda...

    • @crisyorke1328
      @crisyorke1328 8 лет назад +2

      Just liberals...

  • @niallmckenna648
    @niallmckenna648 Год назад +3

    Fred's slightly menacing "How are ya?" off the top hits the precise tone.

  • @ftgphoto
    @ftgphoto 4 года назад +5

    "You know these are three for one?" 😆

  • @jermed2001
    @jermed2001 3 года назад +3

    "Me no no bring bags" cracks me up every time!

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 5 лет назад +18

    This is the case in UK and Bulgaria every day

  • @smelltheroses6
    @smelltheroses6 8 лет назад +6

    JACK! i started watching 30 rock after i finished portlandia so i didn't know jack mcbrayer, i love him, fred, and carrie!!! gah!!!!

  • @alextirnovean4146
    @alextirnovean4146 10 лет назад +82

    He's remembering from the war.

  • @SilverSparrow79
    @SilverSparrow79 12 лет назад +7

    "mean-o, no bring bag!?!?"
    HAHA So great.

  • @nakatominocalamari2969
    @nakatominocalamari2969 2 года назад +10

    I'm a Taliban and I find this hilarious.

  • @rangerguy196
    @rangerguy196 3 года назад +2

    “Are you ok?” 🤣😂

  • @00bikeboy
    @00bikeboy 7 лет назад +3

    Fantastic show. A shame we'll only have one more season.

  • @ryannox4
    @ryannox4 5 лет назад +7

    Shopping in Northern California actually be like this

  • @cal6741
    @cal6741 3 года назад +2

    Ah man that condescending smile is soo good

  • @pigjubby1
    @pigjubby1 8 лет назад +48

    South Pasadena, California 100%

  • @BabyBearRudy
    @BabyBearRudy 5 лет назад +18

    “We have a.......” “Man”

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад

      Fred's smarmy condescending tone & demeanor is how Orlando.gov 👮🏻‍♂️ treat people at scenes.

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 4 года назад +1

    those fucking sideburns coupled with Fred's smile are KILLIN me!

  • @40HDR
    @40HDR 9 лет назад +32

    jacks wearing 2 collared shirts

    • @hammypie
      @hammypie 7 лет назад

      J Bone omg I didn't notice that lol

  • @defnotcameron_6494
    @defnotcameron_6494 4 года назад +11

    This is how they treat working class people in Palo Alto

  • @ScottKnitter
    @ScottKnitter 9 лет назад +32

    He never pays, so he should probably just drop it all and leave anyway. :)

  • @briankelly85
    @briankelly85 3 года назад +4

    This exact same thing happened to me at Trader Joe's...

  • @arynnehempstock1108
    @arynnehempstock1108 7 лет назад +2

    Love you guys!!

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 7 лет назад +48

    didnt you date a girl with a bag once?
    ..i ca..i cant call her...😅

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 5 лет назад +1

    You don’t have your bag? Lol that fucking smile Fred has hahahah

  • @Coleman_H
    @Coleman_H 8 лет назад +63

    anyone got a link to that Middle Eastern/Indian music when Fred closes his eyes?

    • @wadedrake6169
      @wadedrake6169 8 лет назад

      2re702QU6Ls

    • @brettparent7368
      @brettparent7368 8 лет назад +13

      Ive been trying to locate this type of music for 8 years now

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H 8 лет назад +5

      Eric Hasegawa what? that doesn't exist

    • @nelumbonucifera7537
      @nelumbonucifera7537 8 лет назад +4

      That's not the original source, just something it was sampled in: soundcloud.com/neelv/neel-v-sheek-kebab

    • @watkinscopicat
      @watkinscopicat 7 лет назад +1

      Bobby Greene it's called shazam

  • @StarflowrStudios
    @StarflowrStudios 5 месяцев назад

    "Its a lesson for us all" the passive aggressiveness is so cute💅🏻

  • @aswithinsowithout
    @aswithinsowithout Год назад +1

    “We are learning from it, too.” Murder. Lol

  • @HunterBelkiran
    @HunterBelkiran 7 лет назад +2

    Something like this actually happened to me when I went to a grocery store in Portland

  • @JasmineJu
    @JasmineJu 5 лет назад +25

    I never buy more than I can hold with my two hands. It's a good budgeting strategy.

    • @runi5413
      @runi5413 5 лет назад +6

      Me too. Kinda sucks that I have to drive to the supermarket every couple of hours, but at least I'm saving the environment by not using a plastic bag.

    • @normiedorian6873
      @normiedorian6873 5 лет назад +1

      @@runi5413 lol for a second I thought you were serious

  • @dajinsta
    @dajinsta 12 лет назад +2

    I'm pretty sure that tiny clip of music is actually from the game Homeworld.

  • @wassup934
    @wassup934 7 лет назад

    I am going to make some sea otter hide bags, lined with mink for my next visit to Oregon to see how that goes over lol.

  • @wyldthangz
    @wyldthangz 10 лет назад +1

    this show is the best!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад

      It had 8 seasons. IFC. 📺. I thought the theme was made for Portlandia but it's a full song by a techno band...

  • @scottowel9739
    @scottowel9739 4 года назад +2

    This definitely needed more middle eastern music scene time

  • @johnshopkins554
    @johnshopkins554 2 года назад +2

    Fred's far away gaze...whats he thinking? 😂

  • @labboy612
    @labboy612 13 лет назад +1

    I'm so glad I found the full skit

  • @dandyjesus
    @dandyjesus 3 года назад +2

    This scene somehow reminds me of this scene in Idiocracy when Not Sure appears in the hospital and does not have a tattoed number.

  • @The1stArtist
    @The1stArtist  12 лет назад +2

    It's all here. Nothing was cropped.

  • @alienbaroque
    @alienbaroque 11 лет назад +3

    This show is fucking addictive.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад

      I watched the first 2 Portlandia seasons over 5 10hr shifts in 2013.

  • @hellokintu
    @hellokintu 2 месяца назад

    This supercedes therapy for me.

  • @meowpowwow11
    @meowpowwow11 9 лет назад +1

    That Middle-Eastern music hahaha! It gets me every time.

    • @ShimonYaqulu
      @ShimonYaqulu 8 лет назад +1

      It's Hindi.

    • @meowpowwow11
      @meowpowwow11 8 лет назад

      +Aimal Ghafoor (bas3g0tm0n99) Oh yeah, you're right; it does sound Hindi now that I think about it. 😎

    • @aishu3086
      @aishu3086 7 лет назад

      Nadia Khoshaba its indian music.

  • @fredlandry6170
    @fredlandry6170 4 года назад +1

    I've never been to Portland they are proud of being weird. This is a funny show.

  • @JohnHoulgate
    @JohnHoulgate 7 лет назад +2

    That Zupan's Market is no longer there. Must have been their bag policy, lol.

  • @AlcyoneSong
    @AlcyoneSong 6 лет назад +1

    Note to self always bring a bag to share with someone who forgets theirs when shopping at a snobby grocery store

  • @illusry7631
    @illusry7631 Год назад

    I keep coming back to this just to see Fred's face with the middle eastern music lmaoo

  • @zach3551
    @zach3551 10 лет назад +4

    does anyone know what that arab music and deja vu thing is a reference to? I've seen it in a few places.

    • @skypefreedownloadvideo
      @skypefreedownloadvideo 10 лет назад +1

      I've been looking for the same thing - too funny.It sounds Indian or Asian.

    • @potugadu5160
      @potugadu5160 10 лет назад +3

      That must be Indian classical fusion music played on either shehnai or nadaswaram. Shehnai & nadaswaram are musical instruments, BTW.

    • @LuigiPwnzMario
      @LuigiPwnzMario 10 лет назад +1

      Sheek Kebab by Neel V

    • @trabloblablo9332
      @trabloblablo9332 9 лет назад +2

      Ever played Homeworld?

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/hyNO8FKg74o/видео.html

  • @geodude7116
    @geodude7116 7 лет назад +5

    I thought he was visualizing all the trees that were slaughtered to make the paper bags when Indian music plays.

  • @cnj420
    @cnj420 8 лет назад +42

    Me no no bring bags

  • @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453
    @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453 4 года назад +1

    Ever since I got a bag, I've never forgotten it...
    Because idk how to drive...
    So I usually realize if I forgot it after walking out my yard.

  • @wes11bravo
    @wes11bravo Год назад +1

    We have a....
    "MAN!!!"

  • @SmallPocketsBigRockets
    @SmallPocketsBigRockets 3 года назад +1

    Those sideburns piss me off so much.

  • @Kiwitakimago
    @Kiwitakimago 6 лет назад +2

    That’s Portland for you!!!!!

    • @gregpiazza7150
      @gregpiazza7150 6 лет назад +1

      Diego541 that's why I live in Vancouver WA and rarely cross the river...

  • @rutwiksakhare7324
    @rutwiksakhare7324 5 лет назад +1

    What's that music when Fred closes his eyes?

  • @7455roman
    @7455roman 3 года назад +3

    2:24 me when I see an incoming call

    • @NEOMASS0
      @NEOMASS0 2 месяца назад

      "Oh, maybe you can help me"

  • @johnbrumit9947
    @johnbrumit9947 3 года назад

    I lived in a loft above this actual Zupans in Portland. They prefer you bring a bag but they actually do have paper bags.

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 5 лет назад +2

    Did anyone else notice Fred's side burns peeling off at the top

  • @Garium87
    @Garium87 7 лет назад +1

    In Germany, it is illegal to give customers plastic bags for free. They have to charge at least 10 Cent. I was annoyed at first but it works well. Paper bags have become more common because they are equally expensive as the plastic ones and far more people are carrying their own bags, now.

  • @FE2E00
    @FE2E00 5 лет назад +3

    Carrie's gasp at 1:01

  • @sanansa4567
    @sanansa4567 5 лет назад +1

    the no bag policy is stupid. I use plastic bags from the supermarket as garbage bags. So if I didn't use them, I would still be using other plastic bags for the garbage. They tried to start charging 5 cent for plastic bags at my food store a number of years ago, but eventually they did away with the policy.

  • @RickardoMute
    @RickardoMute 2 года назад

    dude the music, lol wtf. gets me everytime

  • @puroFranco17
    @puroFranco17 9 лет назад +1

    Anybody know where that middle eastern sound clip is from? Or where can I find it?

    • @aishu3086
      @aishu3086 7 лет назад

      puroFranco17 its indian music

  • @mindoverbread1213
    @mindoverbread1213 7 лет назад +2

    "I'll tell her" hahahahahahaha ugh

  • @Iheartstarkid4sure
    @Iheartstarkid4sure 8 лет назад +1

    In England we've got a 5p bag tax, and it fucking works! It's a great idea

  • @IyaNla03
    @IyaNla03 3 года назад +1

    This is why I leave my bags in my car and when I get home, hang my bags on my front door knob, so I remember to put them back in the car, after I am done. I will not be a victimized ever again!

  • @jayrockk8132
    @jayrockk8132 4 года назад

    My damn jaws hurt from CTFU 😂 she said we have a#meanolddon'tbringbag!!💀

  • @rmiddlehouse
    @rmiddlehouse 5 лет назад +20

    Meanwhile the homeless that have been gentrified out by this store’s clientele surround it suffering and ignored

    • @Skzzlemister
      @Skzzlemister 5 лет назад +5

      As long as we have no bags, suffering will be tolerated!

    • @dpclerks09
      @dpclerks09 3 года назад

      What's the solution?

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 3 года назад

      @@dpclerks09 oh just out law homelessness. It worked for gun crime in major cities and for alcohol during prohibition lol!

    • @eriksimpson1176
      @eriksimpson1176 2 года назад

      To the contrary, places like Portland have invited them in. SF gives cash, food stamps, and free meals, and it doesn't prosecute junkies who shoot up right out in the open. And now they have a lot of homeless junkies. Who would've thought that could happen?

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 2 года назад

      @@Skzzlemister 🤣