This is LITERALLY the behavior of Zoomer parents. Then they sue the dinosaurs for being irresponsible, after making a Tiktok video to cash in on the loss of their daughter.
0:23 "I won't hurt you" Proceeds to strangulate the Compsognathus. 1:37 "the animals are fiercely territorial" Proceeds to show the dinosaurs chilling on the beach. 7:43 "it is absolutely imperative" proceeds to introduce his new brand of 'Imperative' whine.
Well... the guy at the subway wouldn't leave him alone until he bought the entire stock of his failed business. But he grew fond of them with time somewhat! Even tho' he too, is just trying to get rid of them now.
Reaper: "Ahoy, sillies! Ever since you brought back dinosaurs, I haven't had that much work, it's breaking my old bones, har haaarrr. btw, your turn is next, homey." 💀
3:48 You can see utter defeat in her expression, because in the end, people are enjoying what the caterer delivered them. I feel for her, she put her all into it =/ Never give up, gal!
Ok I’ve gathered a few things from this: Ian loves dinosaur plushies King Kong is canon A killer donut is the true villain There are two dinosaurs in bikinis A white horse now lives on isla nublar McDonald’s is a naturally occurring resource on isla nublar Dinosaur/helicopter hybrids exist Balloons are edible Transformers are on isla nublar now People produce a strange white liquid from there mouths Tyrannosaurus like watermelon Strippers exist on isla nublar There is a rat infestation The grim reaper lives on isla nublar Buck (T. rex) can magically bring objects back to life Everyone has a drinking problem The T. rex and the killer donut personally know each other
"hey we made this multi billion dollar technology that will change the world what do you want to use it for?" "i was thinking 2009 style you tube poops"
The guy on the subway taunting Dr. Ian Malcolm with plush dinosaurs might be my favorite part of this one. The recurring King Kong bits from part 1 have everyone I share this with struggling to breathe from laughing! Keep up the great work!
holy duck! Give me one of that Dinosaur! 1:08 srly.. give it to me! 1:52 You've got there too many of them. XD now come on, still too many of them! 5:44
I still can't get over the revealing scene showing the donut next to the revolver. Plot twist of the century at 7:12 It was the donut with the revolver all along! Their blood is on its hands!!
I love how Death just starts posing in the background, mocking Ludlow. “Ruin my sabbatical with your bullshit, Ludlow?” Cracks knuckles “Very well since you now have my undivided attention, let’s see how I can fuck up your dreams, shall we?”
0:32 normal behavior from parents, the child screams, the father goes to sleep and the mother makes out with the waiter.
So it’s that kind of marriage
the waiter slipped him something
Typical Gen z father. 😂
This is LITERALLY the behavior of Zoomer parents. Then they sue the dinosaurs for being irresponsible, after making a Tiktok video to cash in on the loss of their daughter.
@@MforMovesets just straight up making up a guy
"The Lost Glaze: Jurassic Donut" always was an underrated classic.
The donuts are dangerous!
@@jimb.7523donut eat the donuts!
@@jimb.7523donut eat the donuts!
They’re making a new one with Scarlet, too. Jurassic Donut: Reglaze
@@jimb.7523 6:50 they'll kill you!
This is a new generation of YTP, guys
By god im here for it 😂
There is glory in this! Let the laughter and madness fucking begin!!!
And we welcome it 🙏
That's what I was thinking
😮 my God... you're right
0:23 "I won't hurt you" Proceeds to strangulate the Compsognathus.
1:37 "the animals are fiercely territorial" Proceeds to show the dinosaurs chilling on the beach.
7:43 "it is absolutely imperative" proceeds to introduce his new brand of 'Imperative' whine.
@maximillianx1395 that "Imperative" prompt was 😘👌🥂
Yeah we all watched the video
Thank god for Sight-B
2:38 "casually" breaking a Stegosaurus' neck LMFAO
Dumbledore said "calmly".
The Steven Seagal
She broke it like a twig.
The Malcolm *REALLY* loves this green T-Rex.
Mcdonald's must've had some unsold happy meal toys so Malcolm got stuck with the rest of their stock 🤣😂😉
Well... the guy at the subway wouldn't leave him alone until he bought the entire stock of his failed business. But he grew fond of them with time somewhat! Even tho' he too, is just trying to get rid of them now.
Correction T-Rexes
0:23 girl started to strangle the creature
Normal kid behavior
It all was in The Simpson's!
Shell be popular with the guys when she gets older lol
It wasn't the dinosaurs that brutally slaughtered everyone. It was little miss Lady Jigsaw!
@@System_ErrorEXE especially after saying "I won't hurt you"
It starts with stray compsognathuses, then homeless people, then who knows what else?!
6:17 “I belive I’ve spent enough time in the company of death.”
Reaper: “Bro…”
The Sims:
Reaper: "Ahoy, sillies! Ever since you brought back dinosaurs, I haven't had that much work, it's breaking my old bones, har haaarrr. btw, your turn is next, homey."
💀
6:10 emotional support dinosaur plushie
Donuts, the most dangerous type of dinosaur
The AI seems to be really obsessed with food, it’s been everywhere for every “AI Ruins Movies” videos.
@@TyranntXor is the author obsessed when he wrote the promts?
They hear a Roar and with a Stuttering Fearful Voice the beard guy says....shhh it's a Glaced lol.
7:14 I lost it
Donusaurus Rex
6:54 Death just waiting for his moment.
6:20 He looked so disappointed 😭
@BirdyBob-x1h Yea why am I sad now ?!
@fatih9016 It's okay. He gets his moment later when that guy gets eaten by the baby Rex. That's why death followed him around, lol
"Soon buddy, you know it~"
why is the donut so menacing.
rough childhood
@@slimkuns I see, it's all coming together now.
its just sitting there.. menacingly!
@@slimkuns i Want "Veggietales The Toy That Saved Christmas But it's The WALL-E Version!" Right Now!!!
Serial killer donut
*This video is sponsored by Site B chardonnay and McDonalds!*
Even if you're running for your life from dinosaurs, there's always time for McDonald's! Lol
Cheeeburgers on the house!
Ah yes, Imperative chardonnay... a fine vintage!
0:33 as a dad who gets tired sometimes, I felt this
I'm sorry to hear that your wife cheats on you every time you fall asleep.
Does your wife kiss the maid while you sleep?)
I love how even AI stops and takes a second to go "ah, the dog" in appreciation
3:05 the White horse floored me lol
Could have been straight out of a Leslie Nielsen movie.
Same XD
Seems kinda like a family guy episode 🤣🤣
2:51 She made dinner for a whole village 💀
It made laugh a lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was the village LA?
It would explain a lot.
@@roebuddy01I'll probably go to hell for laughing about this one 😂
3:48 You can see utter defeat in her expression, because in the end, people are enjoying what the caterer delivered them. I feel for her, she put her all into it =/
Never give up, gal!
At least the food was eaten 😅
Ok I’ve gathered a few things from this:
Ian loves dinosaur plushies
King Kong is canon
A killer donut is the true villain
There are two dinosaurs in bikinis
A white horse now lives on isla nublar
McDonald’s is a naturally occurring resource on isla nublar
Dinosaur/helicopter hybrids exist
Balloons are edible
Transformers are on isla nublar now
People produce a strange white liquid from there mouths
Tyrannosaurus like watermelon
Strippers exist on isla nublar
There is a rat infestation
The grim reaper lives on isla nublar
Buck (T. rex) can magically bring objects back to life
Everyone has a drinking problem
The T. rex and the killer donut personally know each other
This movie is Isle Sorna
Ian Malcolm needed his emotional support dino plush.
Yes
And he needs to comb his fire hair
"I'll tell ya what ya need"
AI loves
1. Food
2. Product placement
3. Rats eating people
4. King Kong
I reckon a lot of these were probably prompts that were input but still, got to keep the Kong bit going.
lets play with the t rex toy 0:51
plays with it again 0:59
bros obsessed with t rex toys 1:08
0:34
Dad: 😴 wife:😘🗿
3:10 In the most Jeff Goldblum way:
"Hold my T.Rex🦖"
5:47 Kong comes back for a rematch
😂😂😂 bro i lost it at that part, was so freaking random ahaha!
@@A_Tiny_Fox lool me too😂
LMAO!
2:57 malcom rage so much
The equipment didn’t even hurt the kid!
EDDIE: *Eats a balloon*
KELLY: 😖
I felt that too. 😅
AI finds a way
Spared No Expense
AI uh uh uh uh ah uh uh finds a uh uh uh uh uh ah aha a uh uh uh uh way
Goddamnit 😂
3:20 DinoCopters! 😮😱
*_DinoCopter DinoCopter_* 🦖♥️🚁
@@favoritemustard3542lol 😂🤣💀
Average 2013 nostalgic Helicopter toy
😂😂
AcrocanthoCopter
Okay, that awkward silence when the horse actually showed up was hilarious
That's how I felt in the actual movie when Vince Vaughn kept showing up
Petah the horse is here
7:05 oh good, the doggo survived! Yippee! =D
My inner child is finally happy
Thank God! Especially after Slimkuns explained how much work it takes to manufacture one.
In the flim we couldn't see doggo being eaten so no proof he was dead in the first place
@@gamerz8220 The leash was hanging out of the t-rex mouth
@@struttux5156 LET US HAVE HOPE DAMMIT!!! DX lol
0:33 “Ugh, this damn girl never stays out of trouble.”
0:19 a parrotgnatus xd
2:38 Rip Stegosaurus-
2:57 Malcolm, do a flip!
3:58 The real enemy
7:32 goodbye T-rex
Parrotnathus is a correct pronunciation
0:51 the way he handed us that plushie xD
Plushie Life Always! 🦖
The man on the subway knew just what Ian needed!
Dinosaur helicopters got me
3:20 😂😂😂😂😂
4:05 This whole video had me laughing more than i ever laughed, but this part was hilarious. OH, it's not a dinosaur, just a creaky door 🤣
That parts visually looks pretty convincing, too 😄
1:10 The butler’s brain did a hard reset trying to process what happened.
5:05 the most unfair death in cinema
Followed by a demonic watermelon
“ There aren’t any snakes on the beach”
The beach: 0:15
I laughed more in a funeral
No dino plushies were harmed in the making of this film
"I won't hurt you." _grabs neck and shakes violently_
4:17 What is Cliffjumper from Transformers doing here?!
Wrong movie buddy 😭
"I'll tell you what you need"
*presents stuffed dinosaur*
I think I speak for everyone when I say that's what we all need.
04:08 that could happen.
This is 20% AI, 80% the uploaders -insanity- creativity
2:22 mandatory AI burger-eating section.
3:54 "That is one big pile of shit"
6:47 Oh, so it was dangerous
"Thank God for Site B."
*Site B*
😃
2:10 when the neuro toxin hits
1:37 raptors on vacation
They worked hard for one!
4:33 good god.
6:01 when you have to go you have to go
"hey we made this multi billion dollar technology that will change the world what do you want to use it for?"
"i was thinking 2009 style you tube poops"
6:17 “I belive I’ve had enough of death.”
Death in the background: “Ok man, rude”
2:57 when your cat has the smallest thing on its paw
Thank God King Kong was there to save them.
0:02 Since when did they add King Kong to Jurassic Park?!
Watch the first one. King Kong exists to keep t-rex in line.
AI: "I better not leave out King Kong! That's what the humans want, right?"
@@Evan8787 I like how no matter how nonsensical these things get, us silly humans will insist on seeing sense in them.
Who’s up for Jurassic park 3 but ruined by Ai
I hope the studio and King Kong could come to an agreement so he could return for the third one.
Me
"A jurassic park sequel? Who's gonna return? King Kong?"
4:02 a donut
7:13 Evil Donut
5:04 "skip ad in 15 seconds"
0:45 Ace Ventura: WARM!
0:00 Rip Universal
Because Disney acquired it
Getting "Airplane" vibes from this😂
The donut bits made me think of that
3:44 She looks so concerned to be around anyone💀
Sarah or Kelly?
Ah yes, the most dangerous dinos:rats, donuts, dinosaur plushies, the grim reaper and king kong
"Come on, I wont hurt you..."
starts to immediately strangle it.
King Kong, Donuts, and Dinosaur Plushies? This video got everything! 😂
😂 The idea Malcom walks around everywhere with a comfort stuffed dinosaur
0:24 “I won’t hurt you.” *Shakes it like Homer Simpson would*
I always knew donuts were behind the scenes, pulling the strings...
🍩👄🍩
My guy just loves his dino plushies.
Not going to lie 0:33. I would believe that to be real at that moment for the dad. 4:10 makes the most sense with the baby t-rex noise.
The AI was trying so desperately to make a Kong Jurassic Park crossover XD
When hammond pulled out the "site b" wine, i completely lost it.
Nothing can convince me he DIDN'T drink his butt off after the park failed
At least the dog is alive.
King Kong really hates Rexes lol
0:40 introverts be like
nah, introvert wouldn't scream like that
@@bnrid8086 they would at the sight of so many ppl lol
At least in they mind
1:28 is my personal fave. That grin. A+
As a wise man once said;
"It is... absolutely Imperative™."
The guy on the subway taunting Dr. Ian Malcolm with plush dinosaurs might be my favorite part of this one. The recurring King Kong bits from part 1 have everyone I share this with struggling to breathe from laughing!
Keep up the great work!
4:37 best part in my opinion
0:40 king kong in the party.
See AI doesn't want to kill us it's just wants to be the new RUclips poop lol.
Bro Kong Spanking the T-rex while the guy was just enjoying his T-rex's plushies 😂
Site B and Imperative. Two great champagnes from InGen
Damn, my favorite part of JP:TLW was when a giant robot randomly appears and suddenly can’t see it anymore
The doughnut is more dangerous than the dinosaurs
That donut is the real villain
Everybody tormenting Jeff Goldblums Kid by messing around with balloons killed me 😂
I lost some sympathy for her when she started messing around in that toilet
@ 🤣
Lost it when king Kong randomly showing up.
Maybe in the third one, King Kong will finally have a showdown with the donut.
holy duck! Give me one of that Dinosaur! 1:08 srly.. give it to me! 1:52 You've got there too many of them. XD now come on, still too many of them! 5:44
Yes I want to take one of them too but I want to take the big one
Ai turned the whole movie into one big ad for donuts, dinosaur plushies and wine.
The only good thing AI has ever done was making the dog live.
"I tell you, its the donut we need to be afraid of, not the dinosaurs!" - Dr. Malcom
I still can't get over the revealing scene showing the donut next to the revolver. Plot twist of the century at 7:12 It was the donut with the revolver all along! Their blood is on its hands!!
The door making the baby Rex screech killed me XD
I love how Death just starts posing in the background, mocking Ludlow.
“Ruin my sabbatical with your bullshit, Ludlow?” Cracks knuckles “Very well since you now have my undivided attention, let’s see how I can fuck up your dreams, shall we?”
I like how King Kong is looking at the knocked out T-rex like "I didn't want it to end like THIS!"
2:52 when she wanted to make dinner but the camera pans across and it's Altadena and north Pasadena 🔥🔥🔥
1:26 - "Thank God for Site B"
"Site B... Hey we were saving that!"
"For today, I guarantee it."