Lessons On Why Everyone In The Galaxy Terrified Even Of Human Children | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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This story was granted permission by reddit author u/Engletroll to me to narrate and add to this RUclips channel.
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Humans according to aliens: 💪 🫡
Humans according to humans: 🤡
To be fair. We are incredibly stupid the majority of the time.
A human read this? Good, tired or robots
@@cometasteroids7761 but when we get our shit together, the fun is over
imagine what we could do as a united species
@@vavra222 id argue thats when the fun begins
@@cometasteroids7761Yes but not all the time, and not every human. Hate how we hate ourselves like it's trendy.
I love how the writer is able to look from an alien view and make comparasions.
They should touch our boats. We have "proportional rage" 8 hours later half your empire is gone.
"It's never a galactic war-crime the first time."
Fat Electrician reference. 👍
DON’T TOUCH THE BOATS - Japan, 20XX
@@Zminator1986 i was actually thinking mandatoryfunday reference. lol
So planted zargon decided it was was gonna audition for the role of main character and fires on the dreadnought, so which it in turn fires its main battery and removed the planet, proving it was in fact not the main character, at least it would go down in the credits as bologna mist planet number one
Battlefield really lasted that long even in this I’m surprised after 2042
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
we crave Iseki
WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE. THAT. DOWN!
what the hell are these damn images "war crime lookin ahh"
It would be cool to see aliens try to make sense of human female reproductive capabilities. Their heads might explode.
Ok... this story was boring...
I love the fact that old lady rage over her dog is called John wick 😂😂😂😂
Didn't you know? John Wick is a verb now 🙂
They were "Wicky" Whacked.
There used to be a bar in the town of Avalon on Santa Catalina Island off the coast of Southern California. It was called the "Wicky Whack" bar and during your first visit to Avalon it was a tradition to get your "Wicky Whacked at the Wicky Whack" bar. Rag Boat Sailors are a superstitious bunch.
I know! Loved that part!
Yeah the John Wick reference was funny
Nah bro, "Their childhood is our bootcamp" goes hard.
Battlefield 3000? Wow EA really milked that franchise didn't they, it's a wonder they survived that long.😂😂
One day EA will be all that's left...
@@sapereaude6274 i'd for real rather die
Survived?! Don’t you know, you can’t kill the devil!
Battlefield, Halo, COD, Hell GTA and DOOM
ALL The WAR and Fighting Games
@@sapereaude6274 Like in Demolition Man, where all restaraunts are Taco Bell.
I remember sticks being swords,pistols ,staffs and rifles for me my sisters and brother from an early age
We went from that to rocks and dirt balls, then slingshots and bb guns, and then hand guns and rifles' and then bazookas and cannons, and then rockets and missiles, and then just one press of a button to end it all.
My cub scout pocket knife carved many swords and bows n arrows...
Aye and nuts were grenades
Yeah nobody wants to get John Wicked or mother bear
Yeah, I once heard a story about a pirate making a joke about eating a Xeno child & their CIVILIAN human caretaker killed him with his own teeth & beat several other pirates to death with his arms.
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 Yup. I've heard that one as well. I think she went onto the pirate ship and kicked butt there as well.
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053if it’s the one I think I liked the force feeding him his own grenade bit
Hey Don't Forget What She DID to The Pirates Pet Mascot
One of the better HFY was about how an insectoid race attacked a school trip and thought it was a military target and killed a bunch of 10 year olds. They broadcast their victor across the galaxy about how they had defeated the human warriors, only to then meet the real human warriors. The last thing their race heard before going extinct was "DONT HURT KIDS".
Hilariously accurate looking back on my life. Strategic thinking learned young in tag amd hide and seek. Sword fights. Dodge ball. Nerf wars. Laser tag. Large scale battles often with real people as team mates, coordinating attacks and defense. I've never fired a real gun but I could probably pick one up and be reasonably certain of hitting the target within a shot or two. Getting the feel for it. Our mating ritual is simple, but can take 1000 forms, adaptability is the key. And solid wingmen (squad mates). Focus on such seemingly mundane things as part if military academy training for aliens is a fascinating way to view ourselves. Really enjoyed this one. The brass had to be shitting themselves after that class.
Bruh, bb guns, dirt clog fights, dart fights... sock wars... my chilshood was violence😂
"They have a devil on each shoulder. One asks them to fight with everything. One asks them to mate with everything."
I feel so called out.
We are a violent species and we’re proud of that! 😂😂😂
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is YES.
Humanity #1
As Ryan Jobs (ex-Navy SEAL after an injury took out his eyes) once said (paraphrased): despite what your mama told you, violence is the answer. Just look at Iraq. What did it take to get the tribal leaders to listen? Fighting, not diplomacy.
Yes. Violence. War. Welcome to humanity. Welcome to America
Compared to other Herbivorous and omnivorous species on our planet we are rather really peaceful I mean look at chimpanzees
Can we please go back to the mermaid part? Asking for a friend...
and the gold skinned girl.
There are actually three demons, Fight, Mate and Eat.
Are you sure these are separate ?
@@niyablakedisturbingly no we're not
And all three fail If you are able of self control
-could you fight .../that will make a nice trinket
- I wonder how that tastes
- does it pass the "harkness test"
The eat one is not important to alien military strategy.
My favorite childhood game is Midnight Dodgeball.
A large gymnasium with about 40-60 players & 100 balls of various sizes.
Also the lights are off so visibility is nonexistent & it’s a complete free’for’all.
Also, there is no time limit or score goal.
You just enjoy the chaos for as long as you can before the adults notice that you turned off the lights.
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 So basically how to survive on a battlefield during night as blasters are fired from all sides . Yeah I cant understand why an Alien would not see that as just a game and not boot camp for super soldiers.
Look, don't even talk to me until you can dodge a wrench.
@@YDV669if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Ours are really weird. 1 tennis ball 2 teams. The player holding the ball can only take 3 steps but he can pass the ball to his teammates, the goal is to throw so hard you bruise the opponent's back. It's harder than it seems because people would be sliding and dodging, sometimes even when its a hit they move with the ball so it doesn't bruise. The loser is the team with more ball shaped bruises. 😂😂😂
Don't touch our dogs, don't touch our docs, DON'T TOUCH OUR BOATS
REEEEE MY BOAT WAS TOUCHED
When he said that type of rage is called John Wick, I had a burst of laughter. That was absolutely top 🤣🤣🤣
who else laughed when the create of Nerf guns was mentioned 😁
Their childhood is our boot camp lol
Looks back 40 years and remember the jungle gym/ tether ball/ doge ball
Yep, most don't realize that old childhood games were actually training; and newer ones often form a basis for more advanced skills
@@robertpopa2628 The only real difference between the childhood games we played and US Army boot camp was the "stressors", lack of sleep, drill sergeants, etc.. and "military knowledge" classes. Everything else was pretty much the same when it came down to combat and team building, up to and including weapons and explosives (more or less, we obviously didn't have assault rifles or grenades, so we used .22's and, well, we made our own IEDs). I highly doubt kids nowadays could use the local school's football and soccer yard as their personal "range" as this was back in the 80's. I do often wonder how exactly we survived childhood, but.. yay?
The part about our games training us for war is real though
Sounds like Gen-X to me.
For the love that is all holy. DO not make the humans go john wick.
Or nobody 😊
Would have liked to see a demonstration of Mama Bear though.. or the John Wick response switch to Mama Bear mode to show them the scale difference between the two when after shooting her dog they harmed her child..
Sounds like a cool idea...
@@grogvaughan5649 I've hear HFY stories wear another killed 6 aliens and beat one to death with their own limb
@niyablake same, but not from the perspective of a xeno education/military training program.
Little old lady running the alien numbers
Reminded me of that old song, "Grandma plays the numbers".
Everyone terrified of us humans cos we frigging nuts 😂
With how the alien cadets reacted to the straight male and female human, just imagine how confusing it would be for them to meet a gay or lesbian human and have their bodies/emotional react in a similar manner. :)
No. Stop trying to make people imagine gay aliens.
@@arspsychologia4401 Not same species so not gay lol. God imagine if those aliens discovered Rule 34.
@@VadulTharys Bestiality can be gay too. What do you think furries are?
@@arspsychologia4401 oh god I forgot about them. Your right of course.
Imagine what's gonna happen when a human is attracted to an alien. How will the alien react?
wow this was a great take on a society of humans who have truly embraced what it means to be human and trained it further
Love How MOMMA BEAR Literally Gets A Passing Mention, Because They are Just THAT Blood Thirsty
This is the best story it was informative, fun, understandable, complex, it was great.
Best story
That artwork sure is something. 🤣
The story was great by the way!
Excellent writing. Narration is rough.
AI narrator always sux
Me & my 5 siblings had to take turns out in the yard with the tool all spring and summer 😂
it's a _GOOD STORY_ *But*
you have to get proper *pauses* in the AI narration. ....and pronunciation is an issue
the _ENDING_ of this story went off the rails and was almost unintelligible
(As interpreted by the AI narrator)
'SOMETHING' has to be done about the way the AI pauses / inflects & *emotes* English....
... it's not QUITE _'Right'_
Thank you.
Sioux is pronounced “Sue”.
The Auto Translate Typed It as Sioux
However Even If It Is Written That Way, Doesn't Mean that How you Pronounced It Is Correct for the Story
The AI picture at 20:37 mark is adorable. She's so enamored of him, she's holding the slice of pizza backwards.
The AI wigs out a bit towards the end. All in all, it's an entertaining concept, thank you.
“Their childhood is our boot camp.” That got you be my favorite line
I am human, and this frightens even me
The book, On Killing, by Lt. Col. Dave Grossman, was required reading in every academy and alphabet soup scenario I was involved in… Found it in my kit more than once.
Humans are a trip, man…
I was fortunate to work and fight with honorable people.
My father was intense… Boys Scouts, Order of the Arrow; I was given an egg, matches, fishing tackle, a pocket knife, and dropped off in a forest with a map and a compass. It took me four days to get to a road, and get home.
I enjoyed every minute.
All of my buddies are capable. My kids are the scariest things in the dark. They’re tactical little chess players.
I can understand aliens being afraid of us.
Shit my dad was like that. Took me hunting at 8. Had me kill my first deer then. I was in boy scouts as well, and I was heavily conditioned on survival details. Went into the army at 18. Though I should have done military school and been an officer. But for various reason that plan fell through. Which is a slight shame.
They should show the drinking and eating competitions
The Old Grandma Beat Up and Killed One of the Alien Lizards With a Stick just for Killing Her Dog 😂
Runs along side Enders game
"Their childhood is out boot camp" 🤣
Nerf gun battles and the cadets passing out
Well, for us, that is normal everyday behavior, but when you consider we also use sticks as swords, it's a cultural shock thing
Ok big big difference between marital and marshal when discussing two men.
I know, if the author only noticed that mistake before he posted..😂 I hope he takes better care next time.
And then it became Ram Ranch.
@@Engletroll I suspect it might be a translation error followed by AI shenanigans and finally an AI voice to finish the HAL sandwich...
Martial, not marshal. That's why the AI got confused.
The Dork in the Military Academy.😅
So refreshing. The repetitive “other guys” are leagues behind you
0:46
16:56-16:58 -> "Humans would describe him as a sexy green orc"
18:41-18:50 + 18:55-18:59 + 19:01-19:02 -> *coff coff* Well,I have to disagree with that... *smirk*
Lol the ripped 4yr old across from the the tiger in a boxing ring ring lol. That ai def took that from eye of the tiger
lool to funny but pretty sure they'd see it that way by observing some ppl that earth no doubt chose and handpicked for that project :)
Mama Bear rage is so true
He should have showed them some hentai & anime. And some pictures from e621. I think that alone would have kept them light years away from Earth.
Somebody need to write a story entitled "Rule 34 Saves Earth"
Alien asks a group of 8 to 10 yo humans about playgrounds.
Human kids respond; Playgrounds? That's for little kids.
Bro forgot to mention shooting sports like trap/skeet and precision shooting lmao
The element that's most realistic & reasonable is the part about humans immediately taking to weapons: while many of those other species described have natural weapons (horns, claws) and/or are based in environments that aren't conducive to weaponry (aquatic, aerial), humans are terrestrial, and without meaningful natural weapons. Without other ways to defend ourselves/escape predation, we are forced to use tools. Tools for self defense/combat are called "weapons." Similarly, tools in general have been made necessary by the fact that we're weaker/smaller/slower than many other species on our planet. That means we need tools to level that playing field, too.
As such, we've been forced to use weapons & tools for so long that it's practically in our DNA
A fascinating episode ...
(I'll be back - for more)
Have the d20 pencil and paper games been discontinued.
Naw, that is covered in human creativity class. But the Proffesor thought that would be to scary.
Nope d20 dice are more than 5000 years old
Grot-Sioux? My mans been hittin the peace pipe.
I need part 2😂😂
Thank you 💐🌺💐for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏
This is kinda fun, looking at things from a non human perspective 😊
that is not how you pronounce Sioux
Quit whining it is AI it is just learning
cuanto me encantaria que esto fuese un estudio sociopsicologico serio...veriamos entonces como la absurda idea de la paz no es mas que una vana obsesion que solo nos traera dolor
The 2 sides of humans. Fight everything and F**k rverything sometimes its the same one
Oh i love this story 😜, not even are gravity included 😅
It's just playing nothing else 😅😂
OMG.. HAHAAHAH John Wick .. Momma Bear.. AHAHAHHH
The AI narrator not realizing "Prof" os a written abbreviation that should still be read as "Professor" is really obnoxious.
The f i just heard? Awesome
at the age of 6/7 years old we were forming testudo formations with umbrellas in snowballs fight here in Italy. Loved it
BAh...another AI moderator that mispronounces words. The least the author of the story could have done was to have a paid live human being to narrate this story. I'm getting tired of all AI rendered stories as they sound so fake!
Is there a sequel to this🤔🤔
Let's not forget how our own children siblings beat the crap out each other but when someone gets hurt everyone one in ye family quickly change only thought is to help tht sibling who caught it even the store bling who was the one who hurt the other intentionally but not intentionally because they were playing this was grate to hear I thought bk to when I was a child yes my siblings an cousin would love each other then beat the hell out each other but onone outside the family can do this tht would cause the entire family to go nuts in honor of protecting our family but it comes in handy when we become teens young adults on how to protect ourselves and its true we respect our weapons if we truly want to harm most of the time we don't pick up weapons we rather feel the emotion of rage but if we choose tht weapon it's because someone has done a grate dishonor to you and u wan to kill that person hmmmm this was very insightful
Was surprised Eggsy named his pug after Jack Bauer instead of John Wick. If JW was in Eggsy's shoes, he'd have shot Arthur (Kingsmen: Secret Service)
I kinda dislike how it sounds as if the aliens are just space faring animals. on one hand they don't understand rage and on the other hand emotional control is something special?
It's more that they have anger and control but humans as the extreme versions of it.
The aliens are more evolved in that they have anger but they have enough control to not let the anger override their logic and common sense. Think of it like berserk rage as a human trait that the aliens have had no need for in their evolution.
I think if there were aliens watching us, I think they would think we are scary.
Amazing work thankyou and just think our ai will be like us just way way more scary hehe ❤ AI and humans most definitely will be the rulers of the universe soon enough
Pretty good. Kept me engaged and listening...
Missing the last part .
Very funny story and great narrator voice.
A 13 yearr old boy was drinking liquor....
This was GREAT!
Also 2 thing cadet: don't hurt their kids and do not touch their boat
I have to say: I loved this story.
Fun fact half Is right alienless
hate these ai voiced stories
Feels like it should be longer, with more!
There is more on the Reddit
:( The sad part is that this had the potential to be a REALLY good story, even though it was read by AI. Unfortunately the AI ruined it. That, or the person who entered the text ruined it. There are so many grammatical errors in it that it is impossible to completely like. The AI at least had a decent voice...but AI is AI and will read what you feed it without thinking about whether what is reading makes sense. I'm sorry Fiction Master, but I'm going to make the assumption that you are not a native English speaker...thus your use of an AI reader. If you are going to continue to do so...PLEASE have somebody who IS a native English speaker proof-read the story BEFORE you feed it to the machine. Yes, I am aware that the author made those mistakes, but you, as the narrator, should have (with the authors permission) corrected them before narrating the story.
Show them daddy bear
13:26 Damn right
love these stories... and while I could be wrong but while the narrators voices are good, pretty sure they are AI generated...
hire a real voice actor for your videos...
Na about cheating in combat. There’s a old saying “if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying”
The problem is getting caught, not the cheating in itself.
Cheating in war would be something like violating the Geneva convention, the consequence of that being that those rules are now off the table.
I like this story. I think it ended a bit too abruptly, but I did like it.
brilliantly told thank you
That was fun!
What unholy amalgamation of AI tools generated this pile of typos?!
The story concept is good, but it seems like it may have been written by generative AI. Which, if the case, is disappointing.
No Ai was involved in the writing, just not a native English speaker and rushed worked.
This is sooooo bad.
If it wasn't for the Mispronunciation by the AI voice, the vid would be more interesting 🤔
If you can't afford a Real Human narrator, then it's not all that interesting ✝️🇺🇸🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨