Alien Students Learn The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Sci-Fi Story | HFY

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

Комментарии • 79

  • @jehovahcephus
    @jehovahcephus 2 месяца назад +139

    Never a war crime the first time.

    • @niyablake
      @niyablake 2 месяца назад +8

      Canada. You summoned me ?

  • @Jyiber
    @Jyiber 2 месяца назад +192

    I was thinking it was funny but I lost it at "They called it a 'yeet' cannon."😂😂💀

    • @Junglehunter677
      @Junglehunter677 2 месяца назад +33

      You know, scientifically speaking FTL drives are essentially just giant self powered rail guns with a large gravitational field, so yeet cannon makes sense

    • @CAOSWOLFIII
      @CAOSWOLFIII Месяц назад +2

      And that's how they get you,

    • @bravo6going702
      @bravo6going702 Час назад

      @@Junglehunter677 finally, i found my people

  • @shaneb9821
    @shaneb9821 Месяц назад +65

    The thought of the human race being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy is very funny to me

  • @peteramaranth85
    @peteramaranth85 2 месяца назад +93

    List of war crimes they did everything else that wasn't on that list funny thing is that's true, this universe humans are clearly descended from Greek gods

  • @Junglehunter677
    @Junglehunter677 2 месяца назад +91

    Just wait till the aliens touch our boats

  • @thekingblacbeast5995
    @thekingblacbeast5995 2 месяца назад +89

    I like to think of these as prequels to Futurama

  • @RobertGeers-r3x
    @RobertGeers-r3x 2 месяца назад +39

    To any extratteriastial, extrademensionals hearing this story, I hope you have a sense of humor.

  • @99onone50
    @99onone50 2 месяца назад +68

    i like the part of the story where the teacher said "it's SCIENCE time!" and "SCIENCED THE HELL OUT OF IT"

  • @delta3852
    @delta3852 2 месяца назад +26

    USA- yeet cannon write that down hurry write it down 😂

  • @Kanamesamasqueen
    @Kanamesamasqueen 2 месяца назад +25

    Oh you Sweet Summer Hatchling = Sweet Summer Child.😂😂😂😂😂
    Yeet Cannon!!

  • @RobertGeers-r3x
    @RobertGeers-r3x 2 месяца назад +93

    Netflix is overrated.

    • @jeanjohnson2743
      @jeanjohnson2743 2 месяца назад +3

      This is better than Netflix

    • @BrianSartin-h5r
      @BrianSartin-h5r Месяц назад +1

      Yeah why pay for tv and movies when you can get them for free

    • @kenny4813
      @kenny4813 Месяц назад +2

      All TV is dead nowadays there is nothing worth watching in my opinion

    • @Exis247
      @Exis247 Месяц назад +4

      Aliens: OHNO

  • @NextProjectawesome
    @NextProjectawesome 2 месяца назад +29

    I love the bafoonery. Scifi that is fun is way more enjoyable. Doesnt take itself too seriously. Loved this video…. Congrats to all involved (im a huge fan of blues brothers, stripes, old school etc)

  • @TheOneWhoCares.
    @TheOneWhoCares. 2 дня назад +3

    If Aliens think we are a Danger because of Our playfulness and curiosity....wait until they see the indomitable Human Spirit

  • @Chaos4Eva1
    @Chaos4Eva1 2 месяца назад +14

    YEEET CANON! I definitely see that happening if this ever happens for real! 😂😂☠️☠️

  • @oryanstar1010
    @oryanstar1010 2 месяца назад +17

    SS Hot Wheels I am so going. Going to use that for a ship name in Star Trek online😂

  • @leonardhirtle3645
    @leonardhirtle3645 2 месяца назад +12

    I really enjoyed this story. Thank you.😊

  • @jeremypurdy1833
    @jeremypurdy1833 Месяц назад +6

    Binge watching Netflix *would* be horrifying to aliens I'm sure.

  • @jeremypurdy1833
    @jeremypurdy1833 Месяц назад +6

    I'm so glad i started watching these. This one... This one is freaking hilarious.

  • @theoffgridhomestead5793
    @theoffgridhomestead5793 22 дня назад +4

    awesome story and nice way of telling it.. thx

  • @Phoenix411th
    @Phoenix411th 2 месяца назад +18

    Don't mess with the U.S space force

  • @blipzero
    @blipzero 2 месяца назад +9

    you should see what happens when we play Celestial tag ... crab nebula's it for first .

  • @JarenDarkwolf
    @JarenDarkwolf 6 дней назад +2

    POV: The npc-player side of a stellaris game.

  • @WarriorsCherub999
    @WarriorsCherub999 2 месяца назад +10

    I need a Yeeet cannon😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steelirony1622
    @steelirony1622 23 дня назад +3

    An FTL Yeet cannon is pretty funny.

  • @philmaher5008
    @philmaher5008 2 месяца назад +4

    This story is awesome

  • @hypelloid1312
    @hypelloid1312 Месяц назад +3

    I really enjoyed listening to that :)

  • @markscanlan827
    @markscanlan827 2 месяца назад +4

    thank you...I loved it

  • @CO77INS
    @CO77INS 2 месяца назад +5

    This story got to be made into a movie 😂.

  • @kintsuki99
    @kintsuki99 2 месяца назад +5

    May you live in interesting times is such a good curse.

  • @Englishfug1
    @Englishfug1 2 месяца назад +4

    Your the best so far mate funny

  • @drunkbillygoat
    @drunkbillygoat 2 месяца назад +4

    The s.s. hotwheels. Great name.

  • @iakatat2
    @iakatat2 2 месяца назад +13

    A yet cannon, smh, that’s just the dumbest thing ever, but you know it’s probably not wrong

  • @CrazyAbdul1000
    @CrazyAbdul1000 2 дня назад +1

    Wait till they find out about "Alien Waifus"

  • @blipzero
    @blipzero 2 месяца назад +7

    oh this i call it a oopsyie cannon it take's atungsten sphere the size of a golf ball and speeds it up to the level of "klang" and then "or up to 6x of the speed of 24.79 m/s² and the mass of 100,000 tons then" lets you have it as a party favor or parts pur inch once it hits solid matter ...

  • @scottvincent7010
    @scottvincent7010 Месяц назад +2

    😂😂 best story ever. Loved it.

  • @soalanubis1937
    @soalanubis1937 Месяц назад +2

    YEET CANNON!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That's definitely a human thing to do, especially in the military.

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 Месяц назад

    This was fun!

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 2 месяца назад +4

    THE TEETH. THE TEETH. .. OMG

  • @tylerboone6584
    @tylerboone6584 2 месяца назад +3

    And you know what always happens. Someone's going to sneak some booze in. The resulting hook-ups will change the course of history (not to mention biology, physics and temporal mechanics).

  • @kloningankumain4802
    @kloningankumain4802 2 месяца назад +5

    Lunatic friend with many idea

  • @joseduran7104
    @joseduran7104 3 дня назад

    Humans: nice toy now check this shit out "creates a dark matter bomb from a plasma rifle"

  • @AndySimtao
    @AndySimtao 6 дней назад

    4:33 next will be binging all of youtube.

  • @kutter987
    @kutter987 2 месяца назад +1

    😂😅😂😂 loved it

  • @amaizen4817
    @amaizen4817 2 месяца назад +1

    "which for some species involved literally removing and swapping eyeballs" AHAHAHAHA WTF

  • @tureytayno3154
    @tureytayno3154 Месяц назад

    But, when did the sport competition was skipped to the culinary competition?

  • @LeroyStubblefield-v4g
    @LeroyStubblefield-v4g 2 месяца назад +6

    It was cute.

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan 23 дня назад +1

    Well good news for them if they’re ever at war it’s far better to have the chaos gremlins…I mean humans on their side 😂

  • @catfoodbob1
    @catfoodbob1 5 часов назад

    Would be funny if they were allowed to be bounty hunters though.

  • @NullNull-x4d
    @NullNull-x4d 16 дней назад

    Isn’t all our food sentient? Even the plants

  • @Tsk31215
    @Tsk31215 12 дней назад

    Taming the beast with food😂

  • @echnaton192
    @echnaton192 2 месяца назад +5

    Oh my. An actually funny story. Wrote by a human.

  • @alexanderwilliamhassaikay
    @alexanderwilliamhassaikay 2 месяца назад +6

    0:06 I'm sorry professor what now ?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kyi139
    @Kyi139 Месяц назад +1

    ya we some scary mf's

  • @joanscoggin7620
    @joanscoggin7620 2 месяца назад +6

    A fun story, but tentacles and black holes don't make it SciFi - more like fantasy with cool, sciencey words for spice. Also, jock heavy frat parties aren't everyone's cup of tea. Nice imagination, though.

  • @Noober_0
    @Noober_0 День назад

    Shit bro
    Absolute cinema

  • @VakterMoks
    @VakterMoks День назад

    I've been summon

  • @thefool5957
    @thefool5957 Месяц назад +1

    Numbers only means. more to test on😈

  • @MultiTimelady
    @MultiTimelady 2 месяца назад +1

    The comments are funnier than the story

  • @youtubeshadower4039
    @youtubeshadower4039 15 дней назад +1

    lol
    We are literally putting out human propaganda and we having even gotten off the planet let alone know if aliens exist, they only theoretically exist on paper with maths at least to our knowledge and we wonder why we aren’t getting any messages from aliens 🤦🤷🤣

  • @roleplayingwithidiots7455
    @roleplayingwithidiots7455 Месяц назад +1

    lol……YEET!

  • @M-slash61
    @M-slash61 Месяц назад +1

    LMFAO 😂

  • @CAOSWOLFIII
    @CAOSWOLFIII Месяц назад

    But we allready know the answer its 42.

  • @Devildust777
    @Devildust777 4 дня назад

    Too much story but way too much gen z slang for aliens and yeet cannon fr ?

  • @CAOSWOLFIII
    @CAOSWOLFIII Месяц назад +3

    But we allready know the answer its 42.