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Not bad ! A humble and freely offered suggestion to use, modify, discard. .. .. .. Damaged alien ship whose crew is all dead crashes through the atmosphere of Earth in 2025 A.D. The only Sapience remaining on board the ship is its' Core AI itself about to "die". Ship hits the Earth in the parking lot of an early AI writing soft ware company in Silicon Valley. Slamming into the ground the ship borrows deep breaking in to an underground lab where the parent company is working on NEXT-GEN AI WRITING SOFTWARE. In a desperate attempt to stay alive, the alien ship's suoer-advanced AI invades the super computer running an experimental version of the new AI writing software. Alien AI saves itself by melding with the crude/simplistic Human AI. A Human programmer secretly begins using the melded pair of AIs to write some impressive SciFi wpWEB POSTS. The melded AIs use Human ways of thinking and Alien AI knowledge of Tech and Space-Fairing Data. The result is a series of WEB Posted Tales that have a prpper use of language, well crafted images, and impeccably spoken English. Our nerdy programmer - writer feels something is "OFF" which escalates to our Nerd being confronted by the melded AIs. ... ... ...

Will we be getting more? I’m wanting to keep listening to this great story

Bestiality

but one of the better written stories. no one has time to do good graphics all the way thru.

pidgin not pigeon.

some cultures eat dogs and cats. horse...

SOOOO???. Humans are assholes. Nothing new😂😂😂

This was pretty good. Just a few things, the panic attack of the A.I. at 1:31:00 was hilarious. The alien seemed a bit stupid and easily manipulated at times... At the end it seemed she actually made him lie to keep the attack on him, who is there as a diplomat, under wraps. Failing to keep a diplomat save abord a vessel ,seems like a very bad bad thing....can be used as an excuse to go to war type bad thing. I hope there is more of this alien in other stories too. Get a whole series going.

This was freaking brilliant. Maybe a few technical issues, but really worth a listen.

I loved the Batman cameo at 2:28:24

I was guessing the guy on the lawn chairs father time and the one scooping up the animals is mother nature

Is there second part to the story

Do... do these aliens not have physics? They never discovered E=mc² but managed faster than light a plasma weapons?

Or there getting ready to fuck shit up

Human forward-facing eyes is NOT because we are predators. It helps, no doubt. And binoculars vision allows us to know how far to throw stuff when we throw stuff at prey. But all apes and monkeys have forward-facing eyes, and most of them are herbivores. Binocular vision lets them know where the branches and vines are, so they can Tarzan around the trees, while playing “the floor is lava”. Our ancestors were herbivores, but would come down out of the trees to grab stuff that had fallen to the ground. Which we could do because we didn’t need our arms to walk. As that became more useful, our hips and legs changed so bipedal walking was better. Orangutans can walk on two legs, but it’s an awkward gait. Then we figured out that once the lions were done with their kills, we could take the bones they left, smash them with rocks, and get at the marrow. Boy howdy, marrow was a calorie-dense food source. And our big brains let us calculate parabolic flight paths like nobody’s business. So we could throw pointy stuff without being close to all the pointy parts of animals. Gorillas can walk, but it’s clumsy. They can’t throw for shit, because they’re too top-heavy and they fall over. They eat only leaves. And have forward-facing eyes.

1.02.20 muzzle flash from a rail gun with magnetic propulsion and in space, not reasonable.

This is fantastic scripting and base knowledge! Well done! On every level, you encompassed a technologically divergent species due to differences in both dominant cultural traits and epigenetic development. This is seriously well scripted and thought out.

A grave mistake, indeed.

Best just give me the BUTTON 😢😂😂😂😂

While probably not comic gold, I thought this was hilarious.

Basically every human glaze story:mess with 1 human you mess with all of them

How difficult would it be to review and edit a story before it is posted. The story suffers from continuity problems. Plus the story goes back to the beginning at about 40 minutes in. The story is all over the place. Good idea but poorly thought out. I think it is a story worth telling but if I was the writer, I would re-read it and remove the superfluous details and focus on the purpose of the story. Rifles, pistols, tanks, really? That is like using bow and arrows. Even so, there was no purpose in that whole segment, it didn’t advance the story, just confused it. Windows, really? Meteor showers? What was the purpose of concocting the lie? The achieve FTL BUT STILL USE GUN POWDER, ridicules!

😂 allen is amazing

LOL That was one of the funniest stories I have heard in a long time! This one reminds me of another one in which the humans had a civil war and used time-space weaponry and accidently shifted the entire universe ahead by 10 hours, then apologized for the inconvenience.

It's going to be Hell to pay for those aliens! The humans will declare payback time!

Of course, they helped the defeated aliens build fleets of unarmed merchant ships. Here's a religious statement for those aliens: "War is Hell!" (Especially for the losers!)😊😅😂

So again...at 39:00 it started over? Yall need to work on this SERIOUSLY 😩

Why do I feel like that’s how things run on earth now?…😂

Do not eat the third gummie! Trust me, things that happen will make tuesday look good.

God imagine that this was actually read by a real human being and not just shitty AI voices over top of shitty AI art

Please don't forget about this amazing story 😿 I've been waiting 7mo 😺 i hope that it won't take too much longer for more 😺😺😺

The hair on our bodies serve a predominantly thermoregulatory function. UV radiation protection is predominantly provided by melanocytes and melanosomes, producing and storing melanin pigment in our skin, in greater of lesser amounts depending upon environmental demands.

I'm just here to ask: What the ass is with that title....? I think you need to rent more processing power lol

Why the hell does the story repeat a d skip suddenly. Not cool

Some repetitions.

10:43 I didn't know space japan existed

What the hell is on that computer screen at 1:00:21

The story was great, but the pictures of aliens and people are awful. And tell the AI that it needs to quit making hands because it's not good at it. Scary clumps of Vienna sausage.😂

Love your stories Ever think of selling “I survived a day with a human” tea shirts

This is the most realistic one of these I have listened too and I hate the fact that it is

Fun story tbf interesting concept

Can someone help? I'm trying to find a story I heard on youtube, but there's so many channels just like this one...but I notice they all have the same stories, so maybe someone heard it as well A human representative was explaining humanity to an alien council of assorted species. A female from a species that looked like bipedal sharks stated that she had intel that said some humans are obsessed with art of humanoid animals, and would wish to mate with them if they were real. The human confirmed, saying that those people are called furries in some cases. She then asked that since a large number of species in the galactic alliance DID resemble humanoid versions of Earth animals, would those people wish to mate with them? The human, once, again, confirmed. The shark woman expressed, with no shame, a personal curiosity interest in experimental recreational mating with humans, with the representative to humanity being of particular interest. That's all I heard. I had to leave home to go shopping, and had forgotten to go back to finish this story. I can't seem to find it in my youtube history. Anybody know where I might find it?

😢 so wholesome

My exact thought

Weird, out of place image of a suburban kitchen and the captions are not synced at all. What is AI coming to? Cannot watch at all.

Australian dollar?! That is embarrassing and just sloppy work, not checking the narration.

*Human speaking like Arnie:* "We Hoomans are strong ang beeg, and I can teach how you can be strong and beeg like us. If not, you're a CHOIR BOE! A CHOIR BOE! Huaughh, huaughh...!"

Wait till we move a planet...

The AI images make this Sci-Fi feel like a horror story, not an HFY. Uncanny. Uncomfortable.

Seriously, so many sci-fi stories call our planet a death world when every earth-like planet we've found is completely inhospitable.