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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2024
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  • @omeccaday3370
    @omeccaday3370 4 года назад +2465

    "In Africa, we can kill that cow" I'm dead

    • @suddendeath8259
      @suddendeath8259 3 года назад +36

      Still imagine if we can breed it to have even more gigantic cows lots of meat

    • @DeusEx.Machina
      @DeusEx.Machina 3 года назад +30

      Sudden Death their farts will give you a sudden death.

    • @suddendeath8259
      @suddendeath8259 3 года назад +7

      @@DeusEx.Machina haha probably

    • @davidyoon6576
      @davidyoon6576 3 года назад +7

      We not gon talk about the cows name?

    • @phumlanihuncho2148
      @phumlanihuncho2148 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 and the Slave Joke killed me again ehhh ha.a white man we not falling for it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @shamar6681
    @shamar6681 4 года назад +1848

    The Queen: I won't make it to the meeting today, this gold stick will speak on my behalf.

    • @ahamedimthikab5779
      @ahamedimthikab5779 4 года назад +23

      atleast it is a golden stick...not a wood one

    • @mr.renemoreno7863
      @mr.renemoreno7863 4 года назад +8

      So true now❄️😎!

    • @bespokepenguin103
      @bespokepenguin103 3 года назад +18

      @@ahamedimthikab5779 In my country they'd steal the stick 😂

    • @bespokepenguin103
      @bespokepenguin103 3 года назад +5

      Actually never mind... They already did... 😅🤣😂

    • @leobrainard6311
      @leobrainard6311 3 года назад +3

      i thought this was a joke until i saw the segment...

  • @sandijenkins1557
    @sandijenkins1557 3 года назад +587

    I am 77 years old & have been in self imposed lockdown since March. I have copd and on oxygen. I discovered Trevor Noah today. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!! I HAVE LAUGHED MORE TODAY THAN I HAVE IN THE LAST 10 MONTHS. THANK YOU & GOD BLESS.

    • @XnonXte
      @XnonXte 2 года назад +14

      Bless you too

    • @HAZRE.
      @HAZRE. 2 года назад +14

      Hope you're well, Miss Sandi. :)

    • @MrUsshuber
      @MrUsshuber 2 года назад +1

      Ll ko I'll lll)lllllllllllllllllllllllkckclllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 2 года назад +9

      Proving, once again, that laughter IS the best medicine 🥳💝

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 года назад +3

      Be well

  • @zinhlemalinga5354
    @zinhlemalinga5354 4 года назад +573

    "Somewhere out there there's a lion with a new shirt" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trippyyums2532
      @trippyyums2532 3 года назад +10

      I snickered so hard at this it hurt!

    • @trippyyums2532
      @trippyyums2532 3 года назад +6

      @@bilqisconway yep! 😅

    • @bbop2200
      @bbop2200 3 года назад +4

      I laughed so hard on that! 👌

    • @wilfredovasquez6412
      @wilfredovasquez6412 3 года назад +1

      @@trippyyums2532

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 3 года назад +2

      now that lion can cover his or his mates back from the sun, so they can go on one of their hunts. the shoes are doing great for them too, not only does it helps protect their feet/paws, they can feel and run faster. could be Nike's shoes out for the hunt, champion's shirt and all those fancy chains for the cubs.

  • @coppersense999
    @coppersense999 4 года назад +4855

    Okay how many different accents did he do in this show? Immense talent. He is so funny.

    • @leod.rodriguez3399
      @leod.rodriguez3399 4 года назад +47

      I think 8

    • @dennwilliams3342
      @dennwilliams3342 4 года назад +71

      B. Colwell that’s a damn good john Oliver

    • @gokulvaradan8781
      @gokulvaradan8781 4 года назад +58

      his scottish accent made me think he should be in the next trainspotting sequel

    • @johnortiz7496
      @johnortiz7496 4 года назад +23

      He's so good I lost count he's an amazing tv 🌟 star I've been laughing so hard I may end up in the ER 😂🤣😅.

    • @kcc-karenschroniccorner9432
      @kcc-karenschroniccorner9432 4 года назад +23

      His Aussie accent was pretty damn good

  • @fletchdavidson6079
    @fletchdavidson6079 4 года назад +2988

    He killed those accents in the Brexit segment.

    • @christieblakemore1001
      @christieblakemore1001 4 года назад +63

      He kills the accents period. He is wonderful.

    • @joeycrooks6217
      @joeycrooks6217 4 года назад +35

      Especially John Oliver

    • @maxattack3853
      @maxattack3853 4 года назад +12

      @Indigo Child and funny enough he is african.

    • @wamz9191
      @wamz9191 3 года назад +9

      The Nigerian one too. Spot on!

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 3 года назад +13

      I actually wondered in John Oliver saw this segment.

  • @LK-vt2it
    @LK-vt2it 4 года назад +977

    "Mexico stealing the wall" I diedddddddddddddddd that was hilerious (hilarious* lols)

    • @kimidebark6224
      @kimidebark6224 3 года назад +4

      Oh my

    • @jinjekang4300
      @jinjekang4300 3 года назад +3

      So is ur spelling lol 😂

    • @NyanCatzzz
      @NyanCatzzz 3 года назад +3

      Aight imma steal the wall

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I think one or two more people might have found it hilarious too. Thank you captain obvious, your insight has brightened all of our lives yet again.

    • @LK-vt2it
      @LK-vt2it 2 года назад +2

      @@joshyoung1440 actually so far at least 743 , chill

  • @gonzolonzo1383
    @gonzolonzo1383 3 года назад +171

    "Excuse me sir where did you happen to get this load of razor wire?"
    "No hablo English"

  • @bertoandon9681
    @bertoandon9681 5 лет назад +1264

    "Enslave me once Shame on you enslave me twice shame on me"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aminalovewaz
    @aminalovewaz 5 лет назад +3011

    "I built a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it" 😂😂😂

    • @lashelecarter9591
      @lashelecarter9591 5 лет назад +75

      I died and came back.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aminalovewaz
      @aminalovewaz 5 лет назад +27

      @@lashelecarter9591 totally with you 😂😂😂

    • @MrMlbfan6
      @MrMlbfan6 5 лет назад +18

      😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @candaceskeen7522
      @candaceskeen7522 5 лет назад +6

      Amiena Inspired lmao!!! Keep it up sweetie!!!

    • @aminalovewaz
      @aminalovewaz 5 лет назад +7

      @@candaceskeen7522 I just love this guy - always has me in stitches 😂

  • @zbzz5815
    @zbzz5815 3 года назад +133

    “Enslaved me once, shame on you. Enslaved me twice, shame on me yah!” Deaddddddddd 🤣

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 4 года назад +139

    1:50 Oh man, the accents. Priceless. And the John Oliver immitation was so spot-on, I'm still laughing.

    • @KyberNexus42
      @KyberNexus42 3 года назад +3

      Are you still laughing? lol

  • @meinsouza
    @meinsouza 5 лет назад +700

    "enslave me once shame on you, enslave me twice shame on me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 5 лет назад +14

      I laughed, but low-key am excited for that league.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 лет назад +1

      Marcelo Souza 😆

    • @ziia_zoozoo5231
      @ziia_zoozoo5231 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @celialovett5880
      @celialovett5880 5 лет назад +7

      I snort laughed and scared my puppy! Scare my puppy once, shame on me ...

    • @celialovett5880
      @celialovett5880 5 лет назад

      I snort laughed and scared my puppy! (Scare the puppy once, shame on you. Scare the puppy twice, still shame on you cuz it's just a little puppy boi who needs his nap, the poor lil puddin'!)

  • @brianpollstergaard7143
    @brianpollstergaard7143 5 лет назад +785

    Can Trevor Noah please just do a one hour daytime show of nothing but French, African and Arabic accents

    • @KillySichinga
      @KillySichinga 5 лет назад

      brian poll n

    • @niasea3484
      @niasea3484 4 года назад +15

      and Russian

    • @goodgollymisspolly5163
      @goodgollymisspolly5163 4 года назад +5

      I haven't heard his French! I'm a newbie.

    • @ronniepratt8710
      @ronniepratt8710 4 года назад +5

      And British

    • @amrshatlaa9617
      @amrshatlaa9617 4 года назад +6

      as an african and an arab i condone this program as long as we can get it for free on you tube because ,, well i'm an african arab and i'm poor :) .

  • @punyashilshahare2152
    @punyashilshahare2152 3 года назад +55

    "Look at me. Looks at me. I'm the farmer now." LMAO😂😂😂

  • @ronaldlawrence2229
    @ronaldlawrence2229 4 года назад +167

    How he effortlessly goes from one accent to the next and hit the comedic "bullseye" each time!#BEAST

  • @daleydoodoo
    @daleydoodoo 5 лет назад +3049

    Appreciate this show so much 🙌
    Also, the Mexicans stealing the wall story is the best news all year hands down 😂😂 we r resourceful ppl ok ✋

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 5 лет назад +15

      Unicorn Fairy1265 LOL "resourceful"...

    • @ACalls
      @ACalls 5 лет назад +21

      Goose Nuggets they are resourceful not everyone has everything easy like us Americans

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 5 лет назад +11

      @@ACalls Tell that to the people in the ghetto...

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 5 лет назад +17

      @@ACalls The obstacles you face are not your fault, but the way you respond is.

    • @pabloavila4581
      @pabloavila4581 5 лет назад +21

      I am mexican but even i am suprised af haha

  • @DannyPhilipsen
    @DannyPhilipsen 4 года назад +427

    That Nigerian pizza story killed me! So fun!

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 4 года назад +1

      Can you believe this guy was the vice prime minister?! You believed that shit didn't you,right?.Trevor can say whatever he wants,how can we prove him wrong. I think he did a version of "shit hole" Countries,still I hope that was the case:).

    • @lateef_ah4ever
      @lateef_ah4ever 4 года назад +25

      @@markstanley4141 I am Nigerian and I can tell you, the "minister" is the crazy one coz no rich person (well maybe his family) buys pizza outside the country. There are many take out restaurants like KFC, domino's, McDonald's all around the country. The most imported foods are the packaged ones. The "minister" was just exaggerating.

    • @ekundayozainub8276
      @ekundayozainub8276 3 года назад +1

      @@lateef_ah4ever thank you!!! His kids probably ordered the pizza and he felt it was a pretty good idea to say the rest of the country does too.

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight 2 года назад +1

      @@lateef_ah4ever Yeah, I'm guessing someone forwarded an urban legend on one of his WhatsApp groupchats and he believed it.

  • @mariam9755
    @mariam9755 4 года назад +21

    "look at me! I said look at me! I am the farmer now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @imommtube
    @imommtube 4 года назад +159

    You know, I'm Mexican,and love Trevor, and here in covid quarantine I literally laugh so hard my son and my husband ran to see what happen, really Tijuana people, is going end up having the best houses in any border

  • @naturesilhouette9148
    @naturesilhouette9148 5 лет назад +281

    Haha the ending killed me "Because somewhere out there... there's a lion with a new shirt."

    • @TheMamula7
      @TheMamula7 4 года назад

      He may be easily recognized.

    • @TheMamula7
      @TheMamula7 4 года назад

      He or she. Which ever.

    • @shimmer5281
      @shimmer5281 4 года назад +1

      Yes, it was very funny.

    • @mindy5009
      @mindy5009 4 года назад

      it killed me too 😂😂

  • @dingleberryhandpump802
    @dingleberryhandpump802 5 лет назад +235

    OMG his John Oliver impression! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jilvancicek8610
    @jilvancicek8610 3 года назад +44

    His scottish accent of the ”rrrruum” is on point !

    • @LK-ji8be
      @LK-ji8be 3 года назад +1

      "I like the rrruum, I don't wanna leave the rrruum" 😂😂😂

  • @rahulkamble1531
    @rahulkamble1531 3 года назад +27

    "It was meent to disappea"..lmao...I laughed so hard

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 5 лет назад +853

    forgot how great that jon oliver impression was.

    • @MrDjsmooth87
      @MrDjsmooth87 5 лет назад +9

      That was the greatest segment!

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned 5 лет назад +6

      Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী I know too many white people do

    • @Groffili
      @Groffili 5 лет назад +12

      Now if we can get John Oliver to do a Trevor Noah impression, I can die happy.

    • @matenagy5854
      @matenagy5854 5 лет назад +1

      I missed it, when was it in the video?

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 5 лет назад +1

      @@matenagy5854 starts at 1:50

  • @lolalee7479
    @lolalee7479 5 лет назад +973

    I can't stop laughing at Mexicans stealing the wall story!!!

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 5 лет назад +43

      If there are any Mexicans near the wall who reads this, next time don't just steal the wire to sell, steal the bricks also.

    • @dovahllin798
      @dovahllin798 4 года назад +11

      I don’t live in the border but even I know who I would sell bricks, copper tubes and wire lol

    • @nicholea5526
      @nicholea5526 4 года назад +4

      This was my absolute favorite!!!!

    • @markstanley4141
      @markstanley4141 4 года назад

      I have to agree on that one Sir. I mean talking about sub-human beings.Forget the stupid f.... wall,like mexico is gone pay for it,yeah I buy that one. Just set up self detected machine force,it wouldn't kill no one.No Country would be so dumb to send their people to a 100% death guarantee! I hate when the Government lies to us,years after years.

    • @AH-os9dy
      @AH-os9dy 4 года назад +1

      lolalee I said the same thing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mac9889
    @mac9889 4 года назад +21

    That Nigerian accent killed me hahahahhagagagagagaga.
    I'm literally dying

  • @giftawuor688
    @giftawuor688 4 года назад +26

    Sometimes I don't even concentrate on the message,just the dimples and smile are enough😅😅

  • @philliplwanga6174
    @philliplwanga6174 5 лет назад +172

    "look at me, look at me. I am the farmer now"

  • @fatibum
    @fatibum 4 года назад +334

    "but an elephant never forgets"
    "I can still see his face, Margaret...[elephant noise]" lol
    I love you Trevor!

    • @swastikadas8357
      @swastikadas8357 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that was hilarious ! 😂😂

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 3 года назад +1

      not only that they got the badge of honor, for all the elephants been taken down and always been vigilance around poachers, it's the karma and vengeance of advancing in protecting their species from being killed. That will keep the poachers at bay. that elephant is armed and they'll be fighting back. take that poachers. =D ;)

  • @greta7353
    @greta7353 4 года назад +106

    "Their ducks have fur... the kangaroos have a built-in tummy purse...I feel like Australia's doping all their animals like they're Russian athletes"
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • @melissagertse8380
      @melissagertse8380 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cantbetamed2210
      @cantbetamed2210 3 года назад +1

      Don't forget about the Emus. Heck, reviewing history gave me the laughs. Australia losing the Emu war was first-rate hilarious!

  • @samtez9570
    @samtez9570 4 года назад +285

    I got addicted to this show since yesterday i wish i have found it earlier.. And now i can't stop watching damn..... Trevor & Rony Cheng💓😍💪

  • @josephthomas4022
    @josephthomas4022 4 года назад +559

    Trevor you’re so underrated man you bridge a lot of gaps in our society bro truly gifted and funny, Thankyou 🤣👍🏾😁

    • @smendes2004
      @smendes2004 4 года назад +5

      Agree

    • @cristopherpandan3242
      @cristopherpandan3242 3 года назад +2

      His race might be the main reason he's underated.

    • @stevenmorales7814
      @stevenmorales7814 3 года назад +1

      He’s not underrated

    • @gaultborchers4576
      @gaultborchers4576 3 года назад +1

      Britain: We have the best pizza, ask Nigeria
      Nigeria: Yes it's the best even better than Italy's pizza.
      Italy: IT'S THIS A STUPID JOKE!?!?!

    • @akkuluvsbts91
      @akkuluvsbts91 2 года назад +2

      @@cristopherpandan3242 True, but also his race is the reason that he can empathize and understand ppl who face discrimination in everyday life and can make ppl aware of those things with his humor. I love this man...

  • @TheBasher-_-
    @TheBasher-_- 4 года назад +151

    Lmao the queens like ok you guys see this stick? Pretend this stick is me. good day. 😂

    • @aidensaechao9927
      @aidensaechao9927 3 года назад

      "Mexico stealing the wall" I diedddddddddddddddd that was hilerious (hilarious* lols)

  • @AchievewithA
    @AchievewithA 4 года назад +69

    5 hours later...yes, 5, of listening to TN in the background while at the office and I may have abs now from laughing so intensely. Thank you TN.

  • @kenya2
    @kenya2 3 года назад +46

    I really needed a good hearty laugh, .... too much sadness, death, and idiocy going around. This show did the trick. Thanks Trevor!!

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 5 лет назад +194

    The Nigerian pizza porno joke floored me

    • @mariaarakat8823
      @mariaarakat8823 5 лет назад +5

      jalabi99 boobs don’t pay for pepperoni get some money get some money!!!

    • @d1zturbed221
      @d1zturbed221 5 лет назад

      I died when I saw that. Priceless.

  • @janinesperfeld8817
    @janinesperfeld8817 5 лет назад +93

    „...somewhere out there is a lion with a new shirt.“ 🤣

  • @JacoLuus
    @JacoLuus 4 года назад +42

    Jip the Cow in Africa joke is so true, I was also like:" What do you mean they can't slaughter the cow?"

  • @kitty2sweet2b4gotten
    @kitty2sweet2b4gotten 4 года назад +8

    Trevor you are a gem, from your book, to your humor, to your accents to the unique ability to turn something so serious and sad into something retalatable by all.

  • @konikuz
    @konikuz 5 лет назад +220

    Look at me, look at me! I am the farmer now! 😂😂😂

  • @fortunefrost3924
    @fortunefrost3924 5 лет назад +374

    Trevor is just amazing I don’t know anyone else in the world who is just as good as him at accents 😄

    • @Issacgonmad
      @Issacgonmad 5 лет назад

      hehehehe Trevor is a Hypocrite Racist. he belittles other races, while calling out white people for bigotry.

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 5 лет назад +15

      @@Issacgonmad I think there is a difference between joking and hating.
      I'm French and I laugh at his cigarette/threesome joke Meanwhile I'm currently smoking at the exact moment.
      But when it comes to some people trying to hate on races using stereotypes in a non sarcastic way, I can't stand it.
      You should relax and take a joke. :)

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership 4 года назад +2

      John Oliver?

    • @rarusuchin
      @rarusuchin 4 года назад +1

      true 😂

    • @fortunefrost3924
      @fortunefrost3924 4 года назад

      Shawnee Scorpion people have different opinions,don’t they?...I stick with mine and you stick with yours

  • @patwiggins6969
    @patwiggins6969 5 лет назад +212

    The best John Oliver impression!

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 5 лет назад +284

    I think I speak for the people when I say The Daily Show is absolutely amazing.
    -Josh Otusanya

    • @Biobele
      @Biobele 5 лет назад +7

      Yoruba name. You don't have to sign your comments on RUclips we can see your channel name and display picture

    • @johnnybslim52
      @johnnybslim52 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously, stop quoting yourself, Asshat

    • @mylesajkay5336
      @mylesajkay5336 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha👍👍👍😂😂😂

    • @thrillho5287
      @thrillho5287 5 лет назад +2

      Who are you?

    • @Amalwaysme2
      @Amalwaysme2 5 лет назад +1

      Awkward Silence

  • @F4keG4mer
    @F4keG4mer 3 года назад +20

    "Which means somewhere out there is a lion with a new shirt" made my day.

  • @mieelmose8524
    @mieelmose8524 3 года назад +15

    When he said “Denmark” i can for all of us say that there came the biggest smile on our faces! Ahahaha

  • @bhanureddy2087
    @bhanureddy2087 4 года назад +283

    I'm watching this with my Muslim friend 😂 I'm done when he said letter boxes

    • @alya7610
      @alya7610 4 года назад +18

      Wow you of all people have a muslim friend 😂

    • @kimidebark6224
      @kimidebark6224 3 года назад +6

      You have a muslim friend?😱

    • @bhanureddy2087
      @bhanureddy2087 3 года назад +11

      @@mustafagorkemkoksal boi they're sarcastic about Trump

    • @nahin1968
      @nahin1968 3 года назад +1

      @@kimidebark6224 uhh ppl have Muslim friends yea i have 2 Hindu friends i am muslim 🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @dollyessm1692
      @dollyessm1692 2 года назад +1

      the taboo of saying you have a friend of the kind of person in topic

  • @Kinsey6King
    @Kinsey6King 5 лет назад +497

    What did we do to deserve Trevor Noah?!
    He is a gift from god.

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 5 лет назад +13

      I was so bummed when Jon Stewart left. But then I saw those dimples...

    • @ntatemohlomi2884
      @ntatemohlomi2884 4 года назад +6

      You mean a gift from Mzansi, thanks, anytime.

    • @sharonjohnson1702
      @sharonjohnson1702 4 года назад +1

      OMG that so sweet and nice but so true

    • @michellevictoria704
      @michellevictoria704 4 года назад +3

      Always makes my day so much better even If the day sucked lol

    • @msn769
      @msn769 4 года назад

      And a comedian who steals other people's jokes, but nobody wants to acknowledge that cause he's the golden boy..

  • @maameekuasarfoa3834
    @maameekuasarfoa3834 4 года назад +137

    His imitation of the Nigerian accent 😂😂😂

  • @vikash23641
    @vikash23641 Год назад +7

    Man of all nations - a true human being and the biggest inspiration and wise guy out there ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love u Trevor

  • @abhinavamukherjee2807
    @abhinavamukherjee2807 5 лет назад +82

    Trevor's accents are on another level 😂

  • @kakajusaiyy
    @kakajusaiyy 5 лет назад +719

    Mexicans: 'I build a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it. '😂😂😂

    • @nevillelusimba1689
      @nevillelusimba1689 5 лет назад +3

      This guy is hilarious!

    • @cordon172
      @cordon172 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @BohoStitcher
      @BohoStitcher 5 лет назад

      Never. Gets. Old.

    • @PinkiTadinki
      @PinkiTadinki 4 года назад +3

      I died a little when he said that, it's hilarious.

    • @ayo30s
      @ayo30s 4 года назад

      LMAO, 👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

  • @HappyLol999
    @HappyLol999 4 года назад +361

    Britain: *We have the best pizza, ask Nigeria*
    Nigeria: *Yes it's the best even better than Italy's pizza.*
    Italy: *IT'S THIS A STUPID JOKE!?!?!*

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 4 года назад +32

      Me an italian: i'm so shook i can't even be upset. I thought we were friends nigerians, i can't

    • @PietroBranca
      @PietroBranca 4 года назад +3

      They cannot buy pizza in Italy, we still believe they are super poor, they cannot spoil the truth! We are spending millions of euros to help nigerians to cross the mediterranean and move to Italy...

    • @HappyLol999
      @HappyLol999 4 года назад +16

      Pietro Branca the people buying pizza are rich Nigerians also it's a joke

    • @missluiz7112
      @missluiz7112 4 года назад +11

      Pietro Branca you sounds so ignorant, Get some knowledge.

    • @naetoiwenofu9217
      @naetoiwenofu9217 4 года назад +5

      @@areswalker5647 im nigerian but im so appalled

  • @cndungu
    @cndungu 3 года назад +29

    😂😂😂 I never knew the UK had Kenyan problems!!
    Kenyan doctors operated a mans head instead of stitching his hand! 😭😭

  • @dblair1353
    @dblair1353 4 года назад +161

    I laughed so hard throughout the entire video😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @juliabernard25
      @juliabernard25 3 года назад

      Lmao the queens like ok you guys see this stick? Pretend this stick is me. good day. 😂

  • @naveenno-go6820
    @naveenno-go6820 5 лет назад +38

    "Not... falling for that again..ha""😂😂

  • @morganzachlfich4309
    @morganzachlfich4309 2 года назад +2

    13:20 the pizza thing killed me

  • @karareiniche6208
    @karareiniche6208 3 года назад +17

    Trevor, you have no idea how much you have hurt my abdominal muscles! And for this I thank you! No matter what kind of day I’m having, you make me laugh. You are an international treasure ❤️

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 лет назад +29

    This was a collection of Golden moments...
    PURE GOLD. I just love Trevor.

  • @laurenreed4290
    @laurenreed4290 5 лет назад +145

    “Now, when I saw this giant cow, the first thing I thought was, ‘this is some dope weed’”- THAT PART 🤣🤣🤣, and Issa mood 💀💀💀

    • @Tyreus1
      @Tyreus1 5 лет назад +2

      "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom ! Moooooo !"

    • @laurenreed4290
      @laurenreed4290 5 лет назад +1

      Tyreus1 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Solipsisticdaydreams
    @Solipsisticdaydreams 3 года назад +14

    I had no idea that anyone could even do such a good John Oliver impression

  • @osiyouzturk457
    @osiyouzturk457 2 года назад +2

    I am not African nor American. I am from Central Asia and I respect this guy so much. He is genius. Thank @TrevorNoa for the show

  • @asterixgaul3702
    @asterixgaul3702 5 лет назад +323

    Africans "aaww white man, we are not falling for that again aah" hahahaha oohh man this guy

  • @explorewithjude8469
    @explorewithjude8469 5 лет назад +169

    The Mexicans stealing the wall news killed me .
    This is second obituary 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordankeza5406
    @jordankeza5406 3 года назад +11

    "Mexico is stealing the wall" oh lord I love this dude like I think if I just met him I would die of laughter. In short I only have love and respect for trevor noah❤❤❤❤

  • @liyah2133
    @liyah2133 4 года назад +72

    Loved the returning the stolen African Art story. They can't afford the interest tho. They should also return everything else they stole, with interest. Unprecedented. 💥💥

    • @christiniakollar8397
      @christiniakollar8397 2 года назад +3

      I don’t get why museums don’t just use replicas . It would make more profits as well

    • @akkuluvsbts91
      @akkuluvsbts91 2 года назад +1

      Britain will definitely go bankrupt if they start returning what they stole.

  • @mbirbaamuasi
    @mbirbaamuasi 5 лет назад +52

    Yep! "Don't worry about the machine. We can kill that cow!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MOsuna-xy8od
    @MOsuna-xy8od 4 года назад +546

    Then France and Spain needs to give Mexico all of the Aztecs gold back

    • @agentwrench
      @agentwrench 4 года назад +60

      We melted it and wasted it on paying for ridiculous wars within Europe, but if there's any left, sure, I'd agree with sending it back.

    • @rizaleiaanalviel1350
      @rizaleiaanalviel1350 4 года назад +17

      They need to give the gold back to EVERYONE.

    • @medialcanthus9681
      @medialcanthus9681 4 года назад +19

      And the British hv to give the mummies back to Egypt.

    • @shuaguin5446
      @shuaguin5446 4 года назад +5

      France with Aztec gold ? You got to be dreaming boy. The French never even set foot in the area.
      If by chance they got some that would be from pirating those lovely Spanish galions.
      And that is fair game. At least they didn't ask for tribut in blood like the Aztec were doing.

    • @lunalea1250
      @lunalea1250 3 года назад +15

      @@shuaguin5446 Most british, french that got remittances from shares in slave holding companies never set foot in West Indies or Americas either!🤥🤥

  • @rishabhmishra279
    @rishabhmishra279 2 года назад +1

    " look at me ! Look at me ! I AM THE FARMER NOW ! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ricardoalarcon5144
    @ricardoalarcon5144 5 лет назад +77

    I KNEW IT!!!!!! that wall was going to be NOTHING BUT FREE building materials

  • @AceFrmSpace
    @AceFrmSpace 4 года назад +28

    “enslave me twice and shame on me eh?” 😂

  • @lolomario
    @lolomario 3 года назад +5

    Trevor made me laugh hard again. Exactly 12 times. Just love this guy. He truly rocks!

  • @marcelo.1214
    @marcelo.1214 5 лет назад +58

    You guys should go vote for Trevor for BEST HOST for the mtv Awards 🥇 🏆

    • @duke_3908
      @duke_3908 4 года назад

      bc of your profilepicture i was expexting you to intervent. Its "alohomora" for opening a door not "expelliarmus" :D

  • @robertnett9793
    @robertnett9793 5 лет назад +115

    That Brexit-the-room John Oliver skit was glorious :D

    • @erinlocke2839
      @erinlocke2839 4 года назад +1

      It made wish I could like the video more then once lol

  • @Somd55
    @Somd55 4 года назад +223

    16:27 the europeans not just “forcefully borrowed” from Africa but every other continent and they need to return it along with all the money they looted.

    • @heavenboundsonliibaan52
      @heavenboundsonliibaan52 4 года назад +1

      Som d ❤️

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 4 года назад +29

      First: not every european nation did shit to Africa, be angry with the ones who did.
      Second: i agree about giving back art, money and manufacturing, they were robbed either with force or conning ways, doesn't matter the reason.
      I.e. i recently went to london and i visited the british museum and the national gallery they were awesome man but less than 5% of those art pieces were from england the rest were things they took from other countries.

    • @Kristian.B.Kristiansen
      @Kristian.B.Kristiansen 4 года назад

      Why?

    • @TPL0212
      @TPL0212 4 года назад +5

      Well without Europe africans be still hunting and gathering

    • @Kristian.B.Kristiansen
      @Kristian.B.Kristiansen 4 года назад +9

      @@TPL0212 That is hard to say definitely, but if your point is, that however painfull and exploitative the process was, Europe spread "the modern world" to Africa, well then YES, you are right.

  • @latyf8545
    @latyf8545 2 года назад +3

    This man is so talented . He discusses serious matters with a comical touch

  • @bettynalujja457
    @bettynalujja457 5 лет назад +88

    Trevor makes the news so funny that u just wanna watch it all day

    • @Issacgonmad
      @Issacgonmad 5 лет назад +1

      he makes the news racist not funny.

    • @corazoncubano5372
      @corazoncubano5372 4 года назад +2

      Trevor's news is better than regular news which is centered on entertainment.

  • @s_1408
    @s_1408 4 года назад +78

    All of his accents are on point!

  • @jonathanastro2531
    @jonathanastro2531 3 года назад +9

    * hears about the lightsaber dueling * well I now know what to do with my life

  • @rneshan6484
    @rneshan6484 4 года назад +19

    Damn it! Trevor said "porn" right when my dad stood in front of me! 😂
    Then he says "boob" & my dad's next to me again!

  • @Alsira98
    @Alsira98 5 лет назад +191

    a twenty-minute compilation? OOOH THIS GONNA BE A GOOD TUESDAY NIGHT!!

    • @lemonielala3080
      @lemonielala3080 5 лет назад +6

      I got it first thing when I woke up! 😍 Best way to start a day!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 лет назад +3

      @Will Pack
      But,... IT'S THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH! It's IMPOSSIBLE to get too much!

  • @bejayii9777
    @bejayii9777 4 года назад +85

    😂😂I could listen to this all day....love from South African

  • @lorainecarter5841
    @lorainecarter5841 4 года назад +22

    He does such a good Donald Trump accent and Mexican and anything else he done it was AMAZING!!!

  • @Uma.ch4460
    @Uma.ch4460 4 года назад +5

    boris johnson and the burqa part nearly killed me xD I choked on my water

  • @rainmer471
    @rainmer471 5 лет назад +104

    As a rhythmic gymnast, I don't know whether I want to laugh or cry...

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @sapisjan
      @sapisjan 5 лет назад +1

      The premise of sport is competing within a Framework of rules. Competing without that is basically warfare. So your skills are always admirable, even though the framework you use them in is fundamentally arbitrary. Keep working at it :)

  • @blanchekonieczka9935
    @blanchekonieczka9935 5 лет назад +561

    Rhino poacher killed by an elephant and eaten by lions...I call that divine retribution!

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 года назад +19

      Needs to happen more often. Killing isn't conservation.

    • @anayajohnson9077
      @anayajohnson9077 4 года назад +21

      It's the circle... The circle of life.

    • @Shorts-ul4my
      @Shorts-ul4my 4 года назад +13

      I`m quite sure this bastard was ambused by the Elephant and the Lion. They`re getting really smart, huh.

    • @shatteredabby964
      @shatteredabby964 4 года назад +14

      Looks like the animal kingdom is getting involved in the "save the chubby unicorns movement."

    • @garyconner6151
      @garyconner6151 4 года назад +9

      Maybe his head is on there Wall.

  • @lcchris8398
    @lcchris8398 4 года назад +34

    “Mexico is stealing the wall” ...Trump: double it 😭💀

  • @therealdachshunddjangosmom
    @therealdachshunddjangosmom 3 года назад +23

    "and Donald Trump paid for it!"...priceless😂

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 5 лет назад +47

    Lmfao his Scottish accent tho 😂

  • @melchiorbuter
    @melchiorbuter 5 лет назад +51

    Why is the cow suddenly from africa when it steels the wife 😂

    • @srin6718
      @srin6718 4 года назад +3

      That's what I didn't get
      I guess he made a quick transition from how the cow could be easily killed in Africa while taking about white people problem

    • @raytiolu1644
      @raytiolu1644 4 года назад +5

      Watch captain Phillips, you'll get why.

    • @gigirose5961
      @gigirose5961 4 года назад +5

      it’s not that deep . it’s a movie reference .

  • @seanm4095
    @seanm4095 2 года назад +5

    "Seriously they are stealing the wall seriously" I can't stop laughing! It was meant to disappear it's art not magic tricks!

  • @anonymousanonymous7170
    @anonymousanonymous7170 3 года назад +17

    Wall Soldier: Hey guys?
    Wall Builders: Yeah?
    Wall Soldier: Where’s the wall?
    *They turn and see shipments of huge sections of the wall being hauled off at 50mph in Mexican trucks.*

  • @rickkimotho
    @rickkimotho 5 лет назад +102

    So we are just going to ignore the fact that the cow is called knickers?😂

  • @nyx6937
    @nyx6937 4 года назад +46

    OMFG, Mexico stealing the wall 🤣😂

  • @kaspernielsen9149
    @kaspernielsen9149 3 года назад +11

    As a European I just wanna say. The way you laughed at the British queen stick, is the same way we laugh every time you politicians meet. :P the US government has become the greatest comedy show on earth :D

  • @kaily11ks
    @kaily11ks 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for adding laughter, Truth and humor during a very difficult time. Your awesome!!

  • @Ogadlaw
    @Ogadlaw 5 лет назад +263

    The most sensible thing I have heard against the British from the Americans "it's just a stick"

    • @josemiguelchu3096
      @josemiguelchu3096 5 лет назад +12

      a pretty expensive stick*

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 5 лет назад +29

      He's not american

    • @benjohnstone1591
      @benjohnstone1591 5 лет назад

      @Chirag Patel you probably don't care but the mace predates British colonization

    • @chickennugget9254
      @chickennugget9254 5 лет назад +4

      Any material < a single human life. I think white people don't understand this concept.

    • @gloriahambelela9345
      @gloriahambelela9345 5 лет назад +3

      He's not American, he's african

  • @marizellap598
    @marizellap598 5 лет назад +36

    Haha...Trevor's accents are awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brendaorr6064
    @brendaorr6064 4 года назад +5

    This guy is so funny, that I've been laughing my ass off all day watching him. So great!!!😁⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @nooraizkhatib3883
    @nooraizkhatib3883 2 года назад +8

    I love Trevor's mimicry it's so fun I just can't stop laughing I mean how does he even pull those off?