SCP-2629 The Twenty-Nine Year Paintball War

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @sensibledog09
    @sensibledog09 Год назад +464

    Love how this scp is detailed in this video in a somewhat gruesome and deadly manner,but in reality its just soldiers playing with paintballs and if they lose,maybe some red paint gets splattered on some walls here and there,definitely annoying but not deadly

    • @mysterymastermind175
      @mysterymastermind175 Год назад +44

      Until they accidently break the lizard out

    • @EnriqueLaberintico
      @EnriqueLaberintico Год назад +33

      This one's humorous factor is what made it great. Specially fond of the "lost men" joke at 10:44.

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 Год назад +23

      It's one of those anomalies thats more of a Euclid annoyance than a full on Keter or XK End Of The World scenario, but it's a Euclid annoyance that could conjure a broken masquerade scenario if not handled correctly.

    • @leoGalaxy1200
      @leoGalaxy1200 Год назад +14

      This paintball scp looks more like a nice break before getting to the serious SCPs again. If the ghosts wouldn‘t just annoy local citizens with colours. Still amusing though. 😁

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 Год назад +7

      It's all fun and games until you have a lifted-veil scenario

  • @SirsasthNigam.
    @SirsasthNigam. Год назад +116

    they are relatively harmless but their paintball rampages which can expose SCP foundation is what makes them Keter

    • @TezlaMaster
      @TezlaMaster Год назад +5

      They are Keter. Not for this, but cause you can't contain them.

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 Год назад +76

    The SCP foundation needs to find a way to recruit these ghostsly paintballers. Imagine the lives that could be saved if they were recruited as an MTF.

  • @DeathKhan
    @DeathKhan Год назад +49

    Proposal: Have the MTF operatives talk about GoI sites that are relatively low-level, but the Foundation wants to mess with. Send these paint-slinging jerks to annoy the GoC or even better, AWCY. Heck, I'd even propose luring them off to some Safe-class containment site to just get them away from Site 19 (and give the staff there something to do).

    • @PranshuPuhan
      @PranshuPuhan Год назад +6

      Isn't AWCY like a sparse group, small amounts every where, even indivisuals calling themselves as a part of AWCY, there is a very low chance that they have a lot of museums for their art.

    • @drecknathmagladery9118
      @drecknathmagladery9118 Год назад +3

      it wouldnt surprise me if this scp is related to awcy in some way.
      also that would be a briliant way to get rid of them. just send em to the goc.

  • @Breakthecorp
    @Breakthecorp Год назад +68

    My question is: what if a civilian paintballer engages the entities in a streetball event and knocks them all? And in doing so will the skill gap make them go easy or will it entail the SCP foundation recruiting them?

    • @BLAZIKANE
      @BLAZIKANE 9 месяцев назад

      Fax and 57 likes 0 comments let me fix that 15:17

  • @thestrongest45
    @thestrongest45 Год назад +10

    3:40 Crazy? I was crazy once. They trapped me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?

  • @_Risa1992_
    @_Risa1992_ Год назад +31

    "Crazy? I was crazy once." 😂 that's a good easter egg.

    • @Doc_606th_Franks_Jaëgers
      @Doc_606th_Franks_Jaëgers 8 месяцев назад +2

      They locked me in the room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy

  • @GDAccelerate
    @GDAccelerate Год назад +70

    This is easily on of my favorite SCPs, a long with 705, maybe i just like war SCPs

    • @OISINBOT
      @OISINBOT Год назад +4

      you do lol

    • @leoGalaxy1200
      @leoGalaxy1200 Год назад +4

      There was the World War 1 Lion SCP a few videos earlier.

  • @renagornquickblade997
    @renagornquickblade997 Год назад +25

    Ngl, I was not expecting an SCP to be a Community paintball episode.

    • @TheRealMinotaur667
      @TheRealMinotaur667 Год назад +4

      I mean, the name of the SCP is taken straight from Community. The Greendale Humans is what their sports team is called in Community.

    • @renagornquickblade997
      @renagornquickblade997 Год назад +3

      @@TheRealMinotaur667 why did you just explain my own comment to me?

  • @Somebody0960
    @Somebody0960 Год назад +63

    Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats… the rats make me crazy 3:43

    • @dragon_shadow_1553
      @dragon_shadow_1553 Год назад +4

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    • @ExperiMentalDon
      @ExperiMentalDon Год назад +1

      Jesus Christ, let it go.

    • @Heatx79
      @Heatx79 Год назад

      It is a great BPL Tex quote tho

  • @kvjackal7980
    @kvjackal7980 Год назад +12

    I've been a Community fan since the beginning and part of the SCP community nearly as long - how did I not know this existed!?? Good sh*t, Rocky. 👍

  • @way2spooky4u50
    @way2spooky4u50 Год назад +14

    Imagine being so butthurt at pranksters that you ask your boss, one of the most powerful entities in the world, if you can ruthlessly murder them.

    • @Chris-jw8vm
      @Chris-jw8vm Год назад +4

      I wasn't surprised by that. Just that they had a ethics committee.

    • @way2spooky4u50
      @way2spooky4u50 Год назад +3

      @@Chris-jw8vm The O-7 Council does its best to do things without the Ethics Committee's knowledge. Which should tell you how evil you have to be to become an O-7, because the Ethics Committee allows a lot of things.

  • @mgkiryuu
    @mgkiryuu Год назад +49

    Another cool story with an SCP entry. Love how much drama and movement the narrator always gives these videos. I can just close my eyes and picture what is happening :)

  • @stacyk123
    @stacyk123 Год назад +73

    You can not tell me that Clef wouldn't be first in line to sign up for a site 19 paintball battle. 😂😂

    • @rajukoley9249
      @rajukoley9249 Год назад +16

      He might bring to play in it or shoot the person on the opposite side who won or just shoot doctor bright in rage if Dr bright does something enraging to him.

    • @Darth-Claw-Killflex
      @Darth-Claw-Killflex Год назад

      Seriously, seek help.

    • @stacyk123
      @stacyk123 Год назад +3

      @mistersmiley9136 Nice to see you again. Now, I'm not going to stop commenting whatever I like about characters I like on a channel I like so you can keep wasting time seeking out my profile and making your rude remarks. It won't change anything. It's nice to see I live comfortably rent-free in your head.
      Have a great day. God bless.

    • @Danzel_Gaming
      @Danzel_Gaming Год назад +2

      Chances Are He Will Even Team Up With Dr. Bright Just To Make It Happen

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Год назад +2

      @@Danzel_Gaming I'm betting since site 19 is one of the sites Dr. Bright is in charge of, he had already taken part in some of the paintball games.

  • @EnriqueLaberintico
    @EnriqueLaberintico Год назад +40

    Week 6 of suggesting SCP-7001! Nice to see a new one for a new Saturday.
    This was a fun one, specially fond of the "lost men" joke at 10:44! Love how some ghost teenagers just wake up and choose violence everyday, even getting tired of that town and seeking uproar in Site 19. The implications of that if you consider SCP-7001 are amusing to say the least!

    • @TheJesusOfNazareth
      @TheJesusOfNazareth Год назад +1

      I would love if they made a video on that one, I did not understand it at all.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Год назад +19

    11:38 You really think SCP-999 wouldn’t like to be in a paintball fight?

  • @Hyperfixations_here
    @Hyperfixations_here Год назад +9

    I've been waiting for this SCP for so long to appear on this channel, it's one of my favourites!

  • @quackquackimaduck2199
    @quackquackimaduck2199 Год назад +2

    This has to be the best job an SCP soldier can have! Play paintball everyday? Sign me up

  • @neonghoul7849
    @neonghoul7849 Год назад +29

    This one was so good i might not mind hearing it another 12 times in the upcoming compilations

  • @krisbk21
    @krisbk21 Год назад +8

    Hear me out. During another match between 2629 and the foundation, why not just casually name drop the location of the goc headquarters, and have a little fun with it ;)

  • @lucaslord2840
    @lucaslord2840 Год назад +10

    Out of all the post-death eternities, this one doesn't seem that bad as far as SCP goes. Maybe even desirable?

  • @JustinOToole
    @JustinOToole Год назад +2

    I literally did a paintball outing with my colleagues yesterday, great timing.

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 Год назад +8

    Man, this is a group of very motivated friends.

  • @leolovett1823
    @leolovett1823 Год назад +2

    i keep reading paintball as pit bull for some reason, like the pit bulls and the toddlers were starting an all-out war with each other

  • @RavenFilms
    @RavenFilms Год назад +4

    *Peep Show!!!!!*
    Ok, I thought it looked familiar, but I was like, nah….
    Until…. First short and for long go, then “I don’t make the rules” 🤣
    That was a great scene!!!!!
    Oh! And Mitchell is the “protagonist” too. Perfect!!!! *and* King has the matches?!?! There’s no mistaking it now, the writer is definitely a fan. (Now I need to go back and hear the other names.)
    *Your Easter egg has been found*
    I’m so glad one of my favorite RUclipsrs casually mentioned that show a few times in streams, it got me interested in checking it out. I’m in the US and would have never heard of it otherwise.
    Edit: I went back for the names and looked up the other 2 names from the love bunker episode. Well played, well played indeed! I tip my hat.
    Edit 2, 16 hours later: I can’t believe that not one other commenter caught the whole Peep Show scene. From what I hear, that show was pretty huge in the UK, like, about as popular as Always Sunny is in the US.
    Bummer, you put work into the names too. Well, I appreciate it at least.

    • @NoObAsAuRaSwEeEeEoW
      @NoObAsAuRaSwEeEeEoW Год назад

      Scouring the comments to see if anyone else noticed, one of my favourite shows 😂

  • @PurestIcicle
    @PurestIcicle Год назад +3

    Imagine how lucky you gotta be to be a SCP Foundation task force and your job is to play paintball every day

  • @Danzel_Gaming
    @Danzel_Gaming Год назад +3

    Imagine You Ask Your Grandpa Who Works In The Foundation And How He Got So Many Awards And Medals And He Just Said Paint

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru Год назад +5

    Send in MTF Mu-13 (The Ghostbusters) to see if they can contain the entities in an incorporeal entity vacuum chamber.

  • @NoObAsAuRaSwEeEeEoW
    @NoObAsAuRaSwEeEeEoW Год назад +1

    THIS IS THE PAINTBALL PART OF THE EPISODE "LOVE BUNKER" FROM PEEP SHOW!
    THIS IS FANTASTIC! XD

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon Год назад +3

    Maybe they need to find a way to reward SCP-2629-A for their victories, so they don't resort to vandalism.

  • @ZaachIV
    @ZaachIV Год назад +3

    Imagine if these ghosts raided a GOC site

  • @DoggARithm
    @DoggARithm Год назад +1

    Man, I'm gonna have trouble sleeping after this one

  • @Davaba19
    @Davaba19 Год назад +3

    Part of me wants to see an episode where all of greendale from Community has a paintball war with SCP 2629

  • @Glorkenborp
    @Glorkenborp Год назад +2

    Why is this art style just divine

  • @plasmaticnoises3523
    @plasmaticnoises3523 Год назад +3

    Maybe Greendale Community College has always been an SCP site, that would explain a lot.

  • @TorisTerrorTime
    @TorisTerrorTime Год назад +1

    “Why not”
    10/10 responses 👍

  • @thatonerandomposter
    @thatonerandomposter Год назад +1

    This guy never disapoints me.

  • @chrishale7480
    @chrishale7480 Год назад +1

    This actually sounds like a lot of fun

  • @starmanexe7721
    @starmanexe7721 Год назад +2

    Charged in while screaming his own name? Oh, I understood that reference alright

  • @Chewingoncrayons
    @Chewingoncrayons Год назад +3

    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me on a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy.

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 Год назад +4

    Where will they strike next?
    Hey guys I heard a great paint balling spot at the GOC headquarters as well as the Chaos Insurgency bases. And what the heck, let's invite the UIU. They're always complaining about being ill-prepared to handle dangerous SCPs anyways.

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Год назад +2

      Or better yet, send them to SCP-4498. With all the instance's having Jack Bright's aim, they would never win against SCP-2629. I'm pretty sure 2629 is safe from any butt stabbing since they're ghost and everything.

  • @polar1897
    @polar1897 Год назад +2

    3:44 Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

  • @shadowsa2b
    @shadowsa2b Год назад +2

    As far as hazardous anomolies go, some over enthusiastic paintballers are more messy and troublesome than out and out dangerous.

  • @Apickleonthefloor
    @Apickleonthefloor Год назад +2

    Just amazing, thank you!

  • @Kellethorn
    @Kellethorn Год назад +1

    Imagine being falsely convicted and assigned a Class-D personnel, contemplating the horrors to await you.
    After weeks of processing, you're escorted to Poland. What slavic borrors will spell your demise!
    Ushered into a dimly lit room, your eyes take a moment to adjust. Then, to your horror, you realize you're standing in the middle of an armory.
    From the little you've gathered on the prison train, you know they only risk giving Class-D personnel weapons in the most horrific of cases. Such is to be your fate.
    Only then, a movement catches your eye and you jump, scanning the shadows for your impending doom.
    Only then, a voice pierces the darkness: "we understand you were quite the paintballer, private.
    A paintball gun slides across the floor from the shadows to your feet.
    "Suit up. Contact in 15 minutes."

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 Год назад +2

    it kinda seems to be one of the best ways to get new soldiers trained up. just toss them in there

  • @aboredguywithanastronautpr1512
    @aboredguywithanastronautpr1512 Год назад +17

    I love the community series and I don't know if the green dale humans is a nod to them and their awesome paintball episodes

  • @gus9797
    @gus9797 Год назад

    Imagine training your entire life to be an expert marksman and the foundation assigns you to play Paintball

  • @floatingf8783
    @floatingf8783 Год назад +2

    You should do a video putting SCP 847 through the Clockworks. It'd be interesting to see her improved form actually be desirable to a man and finally be happy, maybe the Clockworks could even turn her into an ordinary human and she could become a researcher.

  • @blairshort1098
    @blairshort1098 Год назад +1

    Dr Bright is encouraged to open his Christmas gift early this year. If losses continue, Dr Clef may team up with him to counter that threat.
    (Or at least keep Bright busy for a few hours)

  • @gomezdaman7219
    @gomezdaman7219 Год назад +4

    Day 21 of comenting:
    Are you going to continue SCP-001/UBU's story? I think it has a depht to it that I could only comprehend by watching it in a video lol
    Please like. I've been asking for so long

  • @jayive34
    @jayive34 Год назад +1

    Being a member of Iota-17 seems cool. You get paid to play paintball every day.

  • @lolekpllolekpl7560
    @lolekpllolekpl7560 Год назад +1

    As a polish person i can confirm that we did indeed get shot by paint balls

  • @ericmorris3948
    @ericmorris3948 Год назад +2

    FINALLY A NEW SCP!!

  • @DrBrightRealDefinitely
    @DrBrightRealDefinitely Год назад +1

    A personal favorite.

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen Год назад +1

    Imagine SCP-2629 discovering a nuclear power plant, painting all the dials and switches, staff unable to regulate the facility thereby causing a meltdown. Very quickly, likely within three months, total global nuclear contamination stemming from multiple site meltdowns. With global power loss and food security loss, more people will get ghosted, causing SCP-2629 to begin a training boot camps of new recruits, forming entire ghost armies, creating a scenario where the remainder of humanity must fight in a never-ending nuclear wasteland paintball war. Likely by this point, all SCP anomaly containment will be impossible by the excessive splatter of paint, effectively now free-ranging as a third pillar force in the conflict, thus paintballs will have to be carefully engineered as dual-SCP anomaly general response ammunition. In perhaps an interesting twist of good sportsmanship, during hazardous situations where an uncontained SCP anomaly is non-conducive to typical paintball play, will allow for a collaborative truce in clearing-out the mutually desired momentary battlefield.

  • @gummibear4757
    @gummibear4757 Год назад +3

    This feels like something I would do if I was a ghost 😭

  • @alejandroroberson4547
    @alejandroroberson4547 Год назад +3

    Did you know that Seinfeld is an scp as well. It's called SCP 6112.

  • @DeerRunner
    @DeerRunner Год назад +1

    There already been massive unintended consiquences destroying SCPs for convience. The hitch hiker girl that also is a ghost. Don't risk it accept the inconvience.

  • @BleachFan9891
    @BleachFan9891 Год назад +8

    This feels less like an SCP and more like what happened at the last company retreat

  • @durpatoot
    @durpatoot Год назад +1

    bro they doing the crazy rubber room

  • @Jaxkc05
    @Jaxkc05 Год назад +4

    Bro makes these quality videos faster than most shows

    • @leoGalaxy1200
      @leoGalaxy1200 Год назад +2

      With the artstyle that is used there, no wonder.

  • @MarvinOhio-ou2oe
    @MarvinOhio-ou2oe Год назад +4

    If the site director ordered a termination on these SCPS I have a small question, Have you tried salt filled paintball bullets against these ghostly teenagers?

  • @HossBlacksilver
    @HossBlacksilver Год назад +1

    For those about to dye, we salute you.

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 Год назад

    sounds like a free training camp for MTF members

  • @Bleepbleepblorbus
    @Bleepbleepblorbus Год назад +2

    I don't get why the foundation has trouble containing 2629-A
    I mean if they interact with paintballs whether if they like or not just contain them in a cell rigged with intertwined strings that have paintballs attached

  • @Dunkby
    @Dunkby Год назад

    “ *Crazy? I was crazy once* ” 😂

  • @Bill_W_Cipher
    @Bill_W_Cipher Год назад +2

    I wonder how well SCP-2629-A would do in SCP 3008.

  • @antifurry115
    @antifurry115 Год назад +3

    3:39 crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy...... crazy? I was crazy once

  • @AllanVelazquez
    @AllanVelazquez Год назад +1

    I love d this video can you do Scp 6217 next

  • @raphaellauf7786
    @raphaellauf7786 Год назад

    MTF iota 17 really do living the easy life huh, with all the horrors out there they just have to play paintball with ghosts

  • @vaelegoro7782
    @vaelegoro7782 Год назад +2

    SCP-2629 VS a squad of Nintendo's Inklings from Splatoon would make a fun video

  • @motigoru
    @motigoru Год назад

    Greendale Humans. Love the reference

  • @Jesse-zk9ge
    @Jesse-zk9ge Год назад

    SCP paintball matches, sounds fun.😎👌

  • @TezlaMaster
    @TezlaMaster Год назад

    "Crazy, I was crazy once."

  • @Megalon-qc8pf
    @Megalon-qc8pf Год назад

    I like these non deadly and just generally weird, funny or spooky ones. Like ghost paint ballers

  • @infernaldaedra
    @infernaldaedra Год назад +3

    Kids these days have no idea iea how good paintball used to be and how cool paintball vandalism is lol

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen Год назад

    Had it been once a week it would've been one thing, but every day? geeze.

  • @Chainsawvillager
    @Chainsawvillager Год назад

    3:45 Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room..

  • @Craftyboi445
    @Craftyboi445 Год назад

    I was just watching and then heard “crazy, I was crazy once”

  • @dominc1449
    @dominc1449 Год назад

    I love seeing Community reference in one of my favourites scp channels❤️❤️🙌 ps love your channel and also love community but my wife hates it lol

  • @NinjaCman1
    @NinjaCman1 Год назад +2

    I'm more surpised a keter class anomaly is not that fatal
    At least, not yet anyway.
    Day 574 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist

  • @gwyndolin1536
    @gwyndolin1536 Год назад

    I want to join that taskforce!

  • @marquisyarosh4994
    @marquisyarosh4994 Год назад

    There needs to be a new type of SCP, something similar to this called "Anomaly Events" like "Anomaly Event 123" for example of abnormal events that have only ever happened for a brief period of time or longer, but have long since ended and do not appear to be coming back. That way we can have even more SCPs without contradicting each other since you can say "well they don't exist anymore so how is it effecting SCP so and so?"

  • @shmoovincrab7464
    @shmoovincrab7464 Год назад +3

    You know with a lot of these scps where they have to repeat a certain thing each day to keep something bad from happening I have to wonder why they dont just put a ton of scranton reality anchors all over them

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq Год назад +1

      The anchors have major drawbacks in most universe and at maximum abuse they can destroy the fabric of reality itself

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 Год назад +1

    1:03
    I GET IT lol 😅

  • @fjdkfjhdjh
    @fjdkfjhdjh Год назад +1

    im just thinking them likee seeing a BIG paintball (a game on roblox) player with a machine gun that shoots paintball

  • @olivermallia
    @olivermallia Год назад +1

    Yay i love these viedos thr lore is so good and entertaining

  • @rubyrubio3970
    @rubyrubio3970 Год назад +2

    Do a crossover with specter and cactus man
    Maybe a day in life with Cain, cactus man, or lunatic
    And maybe talk about scp 1690, 1810, 2040, 2331, 4455, and 4017

    • @gummibear4757
      @gummibear4757 Год назад

      Oh my god, Specter, Cactusman and Alexei Belitrov would be like that one meme 😳

  • @Xiiki
    @Xiiki Год назад +1

    Why does this video feel way more high quality?

  • @OleDirtyMacSanchez
    @OleDirtyMacSanchez Год назад

    If only the Foundation could get them to become an MTF Team.

  • @S0oo
    @S0oo Год назад +1

    Site 19 is now equipped with a nuclear paint bomb

  • @dozin1
    @dozin1 Год назад +2

    can you do 2998?

  • @Zurround
    @Zurround 7 месяцев назад

    This story would make more sense if the ghosts had all been avid paintball players before their deaths.

  • @melt2100
    @melt2100 Год назад

    just make an insanely high- powered paintball gun, enough to terminate the SCP-2629-A each time they manifest

  • @ThatRandomNeonGuy
    @ThatRandomNeonGuy Год назад

    3:42
    Crazy?
    I was crazy once
    They locked me in a room
    A rubber room
    A rubber room with rats
    At the rats make me crazy
    Crazy?
    I was crazy once
    They locked me in a room
    A rubber room
    A rubber room with rats
    And the rats make me crazy
    Crazy?
    I was crazy once-

  • @andrewclark1645
    @andrewclark1645 Год назад

    The Green Dale Humans? I see what you did there 😏😏

  • @ShlokParab
    @ShlokParab Год назад

    5:24 "Paint the town red"

  • @dravenrogers7040
    @dravenrogers7040 Год назад

    I can kind of picture this horrible situation where basically a bunch of MTF soldiers going through group therapy talking about all the shit that go through and then they get to Sergeant King basically going through War Stories in this place everybody just given Him the death glare seriously like the guy before him basically talked how we lost a couple of his friends to the old man

  • @honestlydk
    @honestlydk Год назад

    Sarge got locked in a room, a rubber room