ASMR- Doing Your Makeup In Our Kidnappers Basement

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  • @ssssss.s
    @ssssss.s 4 года назад +9934

    He is an absolute genius in terms of creativity of content.

    • @ssssss.s
      @ssssss.s 4 года назад +82

      Dean ASMR love you 💙

    • @smvlogs6748
      @smvlogs6748 4 года назад +42

      Dean ASMR ur cool

    • @roxiandresz03
      @roxiandresz03 4 года назад +24

      He's literally the best!!!

    • @kianhopkins1407
      @kianhopkins1407 4 года назад +23

      I like how u are not trying to get out and doing makeup instead😂😂😂

    • @beatrice2767
      @beatrice2767 4 года назад +5

      facts

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 года назад +2629

    “I snuck in my makeup bag”
    *Ok, how did you do that, cause it wasn’t from the same place as the foundation in prison*

  • @nickigarvey6371
    @nickigarvey6371 4 года назад +758

    Me: wanna escape? I saw a-
    Dean: *no we have to look fire before we escape*

    • @moi29478
      @moi29478 4 года назад +10

      Nicki Garvey as he should 😌✨

    • @marii4918
      @marii4918 4 года назад

      Haaaha 👁😖

    • @livrivera5637
      @livrivera5637 4 года назад

      Bro there’s a ladder in the back 😂

  • @aregreatmanatees7381
    @aregreatmanatees7381 4 года назад +290

    Moral of the story:
    Never die or get interviewed UglY

  • @shearer.17
    @shearer.17 4 года назад +306

    Dean ASMR: CEO of best ASMR scenarios.

  • @sarahschannel8440
    @sarahschannel8440 4 года назад +965

    No one:
    Dean ASMR: *the worst person to kidnap* 😂

  • @kitten68mew52
    @kitten68mew52 4 года назад +22

    When you're kidnapped but wanna be kidnapped in style lol
    Kidnapper upstairs just hears Dean roasting them and is like: *kicks invisible dirt* "I'm never kidnapping anybody ever again"

  • @nanar5688
    @nanar5688 4 года назад +74

    When we are in a literal crisis and he’s doing our makeup😂😂😂

    • @nanar5688
      @nanar5688 4 года назад +4

      Dean ASMR OMG IM CRYING

  • @mackenzie7592
    @mackenzie7592 4 года назад +40

    "I hate being kidnapped because it's like forced adoption"
    I mean.... He's not wrong

  • @goldie.editz_
    @goldie.editz_ 4 года назад +11

    "Kidnapping is just suprise adoption"
    "Adoption is just legal kidnapping"
    It goes both ways

  • @G.Photogirl
    @G.Photogirl 4 года назад +204

    "At least give us real diamond handcuffs not these Walmart - press on - Swarovski - fake - China handcuffs" ! 🤣😆🤣😆

  • @s0.gno.-
    @s0.gno.- 4 года назад +34

    16:48 Dean going off on a whole ramble is me during this quarantine

  • @romina558
    @romina558 4 года назад +35

    “It’s basically like a clout”
    DEAN I-💀💀💀

  • @Nina-pz7ge
    @Nina-pz7ge 4 года назад +8

    I’ve realised this just now but...
    DEAN IS LITERALLY like BARBIE OMG

  • @patriciasquarepants3595
    @patriciasquarepants3595 4 года назад +24

    “Force Adoption” Lmaoooo

  • @frankibrooks7942
    @frankibrooks7942 4 года назад

    Can you do a full makeup collection please because I love the tapping on pallets and lipgloss sounds and just makeup in general sounds 💖love you x

  • @vanessbarajas3844
    @vanessbarajas3844 4 года назад

    I just love how he is always thanking things so extreme and he still have a attitude at the max 😁❤️❤️

  • @welcometothecircusofvalues4511
    @welcometothecircusofvalues4511 4 года назад +7

    The prison part is the only thing no one is not talking about...

  • @hokagewolfie8025
    @hokagewolfie8025 4 года назад +1

    0:49 love that sound of jiggling

  • @justaboyontheinternet2636
    @justaboyontheinternet2636 4 года назад +1

    Even yoonbum deserves to look fab once in a while 😌💅
    *Hope theres any ks fans*

  • @finnsocool
    @finnsocool 4 года назад +2

    I don’t know what this is but it’s honestly iconic

  • @lemonzykat3339
    @lemonzykat3339 4 года назад

    Omg girlie your videos always get me a laugh and end up watching them 😊 your creativity broke the percent limit 🤭

  • @zanderdopson6011
    @zanderdopson6011 4 года назад

    I think the “ doing you makeup in blank “ videos are like a universe. Like the marvel universe. And dean is the main character. Because he referred back to when he did put makeup in prison.

  • @ihrtlamp
    @ihrtlamp 4 года назад +3

    plot twist: we’ve been kidnapped for years and no one is coming to save us seeing as everyone has forgotten about us, we’ve gone mentally insane and the “makeup” he’s using is actually just dirt, dust and dried blood and we went to the grave yard to visit his dad, who he believes is coming to save us but has actually been dead for years and he can’t comprehend the emotional blow and imagines his dad alive.

  • @wynterkeiko
    @wynterkeiko 3 года назад

    The jimmy fallon with the fingers crossed took me out😹😹🤞🏽 “please please “

  • @petra3217
    @petra3217 4 года назад

    YOU ARE AN ICON

  • @rattherat6898
    @rattherat6898 4 года назад +1

    Dean: *picks up rat*
    Me: wait I thought you didnt have a mirror?

  • @SuperARi111
    @SuperARi111 4 года назад

    The part when you find the rat lmaooo I swear I've been laughing for at least ten minutes and I keep rewatching it

  • @eva-uy3so
    @eva-uy3so 4 года назад

    LMFAO I LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SINGING

  • @Mimi-lq3qd
    @Mimi-lq3qd 4 года назад

    “dollar general hand cuffs” damn not even family dollar that must say sum bout them handcuffs😂✋🏼

  • @mollybrown816
    @mollybrown816 4 года назад

    lol there is a ladder and a window they could escape but isntead we do makeup lol LOVE THIS!!!!!!

  • @alexisheath19
    @alexisheath19 4 года назад +512

    “I just really hate being kidnapped because it’s basically forced adoption.” 💀

    • @slut4jesus144
      @slut4jesus144 3 года назад +29

      Adoption gone wrong

    • @cuie.l
      @cuie.l 3 года назад +3

      @Slut 4 Jesus omg yass

  • @venus562
    @venus562 4 года назад +8543

    I suggest we give our kidnapper a makeover and teach him some fashion sense cause these jumpsuits are not it

    • @venus562
      @venus562 4 года назад +162

      Clare Helfrich preachhhh, like sis this ain’t no jail

    • @ga69y13
      @ga69y13 4 года назад +147

      And that’s on forced adoption

    • @Josaiah
      @Josaiah 4 года назад +54

      Or u can give him a makeover so he can get a girlfriend instead of kidnapping ppl

    • @alaynademuria3740
      @alaynademuria3740 4 года назад +20

      Those handcuffs can slay though. But they're not real dimonds 🤧🤚

    • @prushaaso.m
      @prushaaso.m 4 года назад +12

      I know right orange just ain’t it

  • @asmratitsfinest4138
    @asmratitsfinest4138 4 года назад +913

    Trevor: “he’s starving us”
    also Trevor: “skinny legends” 😳

  • @camrynfaulkner
    @camrynfaulkner 4 года назад +10053

    we need a role play “getting ready for dr.phil after our kidnap” or something omg

  • @RoomWithJohnny
    @RoomWithJohnny 4 года назад +5963

    Plot twist: *After being kidnapped for a week, Dean turned insane and started hallucinating that he was with another person, doing their makeup*

    • @benguin5522
      @benguin5522 4 года назад +60

      YES!

    • @glitterglue.stardust
      @glitterglue.stardust 4 года назад +126

      There wasn't even any makeup there

    • @depressoespressogachalol415
      @depressoespressogachalol415 4 года назад +189

      And he ends up in an insane asylum waving his hands in the air as if he were using a makeup brush to a wall while whispering to himself about doing makeup

    • @aengusog3415
      @aengusog3415 4 года назад +75

      And he was actually in a coma for the last 2 years

    • @minavamp2865
      @minavamp2865 4 года назад +38

      And that’s why when he put the makeup on a brush/himself it didn’t go away

  • @moriahjohnson963
    @moriahjohnson963 4 года назад +1657

    I keep seeing Shawn mendes and James Charles as one person and I’m shooketh🤯

    • @noway9451
      @noway9451 4 года назад +11

      Moriah Johnson bruh momment

    • @Rita-ri4jq
      @Rita-ri4jq 4 года назад +7

      As a mendesarmy, no❤️

    • @lilSpykey
      @lilSpykey 4 года назад +37

      Plot twist: James Charles kidnapped him and he went insane and is talking to the skeleton of Shawn mendes.

    • @Lordnugget12
      @Lordnugget12 4 года назад +7

      He's so much better than james charles tho and definitely cute as a button cuter than shawn

    • @newt_is_cute
      @newt_is_cute 4 года назад +3

      Omg WAIT TRUE

  • @SkoomaThurman
    @SkoomaThurman 4 года назад +8074

    “Kidnapping is forced adoption” might just be the hottest take of 2020

    • @hilarithebambee3562
      @hilarithebambee3562 4 года назад +41

      Most kidnappers just sell them tho

    • @theweirdkidnextdoor219
      @theweirdkidnextdoor219 4 года назад +11

      True true

    • @lay222pretty
      @lay222pretty 4 года назад +7

      Vivian Vaeth LOL

    • @nyancat5359
      @nyancat5359 4 года назад +4

      @@hilarithebambee3562 selling them on the black market?

    • @hilarithebambee3562
      @hilarithebambee3562 4 года назад +43

      @@nyancat5359 or human trafficking or selling organs or asking to return them for ransom money. That's usually what kidnapping is for.

  • @kyndrasquidward3300
    @kyndrasquidward3300 4 года назад +174

    Plot Twist: Dean is actually kidnapped, and asking for help

  • @g3cko527
    @g3cko527 4 года назад +415

    People in 1960: "i bet they're going to have flying cars in 2020!"
    *me watching a kidnapped man do my makeup to help me fall asleep*

  • @mar-kf3jf
    @mar-kf3jf 4 года назад +7135

    You should do a “doing your makeup in the club’s bathroom” rp telling us boys aint shit

  • @miyo._.5569
    @miyo._.5569 4 года назад +132

    Their Tedtalk be like: How we didn’t let our kidnapper stop us from being ✨ fabulous

  • @zoereecie
    @zoereecie 4 года назад +4474

    day 2 of asking for “doing your makeup after karen fought you for toilet paper”

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 4 года назад +20

      Y es

    • @elii3404
      @elii3404 4 года назад +111

      Day 1 of intensely supporting you

    • @karenperez2902
      @karenperez2902 4 года назад +45

      Curve D I need my toilet paper no matter what it takes 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @zoereecie
      @zoereecie 4 года назад +19

      Karen Perez we stan a Karen queen 😌

    • @karenperez2902
      @karenperez2902 4 года назад +16

      Curve D perioddd everyone knows I’m the manager

  • @merj3367
    @merj3367 4 года назад +430

    Plot Twist: Dean is the kidnapper and is acting like he is your friend to psychologically torture you. Would be a great asmr series.

    • @teresamaria3525
      @teresamaria3525 4 года назад +29

      Orrr he was just lonely and kidnapped someone to be friends with but knows you couldn't really be friends if you knew he was the kidnapper.

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 4 года назад +2

      TF?

    • @ahshsiabnsksbsoa941
      @ahshsiabnsksbsoa941 3 года назад +12

      That's some messed up criminal minds shit lmao

    • @jenniferyoung3119
      @jenniferyoung3119 3 года назад +3

      @@ahshsiabnsksbsoa941 lol

    • @emilypeaple6028
      @emilypeaple6028 3 года назад +1

      Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo99oo9ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodaooooooo1234567892poooooooooooopooooooooooooo9o9999999999999999999999999ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo{ooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooooooppp the

  • @coolie.joolie
    @coolie.joolie 4 года назад +2462

    So we’re not gonna talk about how there’s a ladder right behind us to climb out the window? 😪

    • @parrisd3865
      @parrisd3865 4 года назад +87

      Yolanda it’s probably a trick 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @gachaislife8648
      @gachaislife8648 4 года назад +123

      The ladder has tacks in it and the window is fake

    • @chouchoulily
      @chouchoulily 4 года назад +46

      @@gachaislife8648 maybe theyre dumb

    • @gachaislife8648
      @gachaislife8648 4 года назад +18

      @@chouchoulily good point

    • @unsaiinted
      @unsaiinted 4 года назад +97

      We need to be snatched before we leave duh

  • @lilysworld5122
    @lilysworld5122 4 года назад +1456

    Pov: ur the corpse he's talking to in the corner cuz he went crazy

    • @mayavessey
      @mayavessey 4 года назад +50

      LMFAOOO

    • @idotnai
      @idotnai 4 года назад +44

      This is underrated

    • @adolfosanchez7198
      @adolfosanchez7198 4 года назад +80

      And it's actually been 5 years, nobody cares about us, and they think we're dead.

    • @imdone.8086
      @imdone.8086 4 года назад +5

      @@adolfosanchez7198 ok

    • @maddie_137
      @maddie_137 4 года назад +20

      Now I cant stop thinking about that...

  • @sleepyysheepp
    @sleepyysheepp 4 года назад +137

    "That idiot literally gave us dollar general handcuffs"
    That kidnapper is on a *CHEEP* budget

  • @alisong1540
    @alisong1540 4 года назад +965

    “We’re gonna sue this guy, and put him in prison, and he’s gonna go in the electric chair. Yep.” 😂💀 I’m crying

    • @bee1783
      @bee1783 4 года назад +7

      This part came on right as I read it 😭

    • @shortbuttallgirl2847
      @shortbuttallgirl2847 4 года назад +6

      Omg doing ur makeup before we go to court

  • @wolfbitch5673
    @wolfbitch5673 4 года назад +559

    “I can’t believe that idiot literally gave us dollar general hand cuffs”

  • @melvinolofson
    @melvinolofson 4 года назад +361

    Plot twist: The kidnapper is James Charles and he left his ring light in the basement

  • @elii3404
    @elii3404 4 года назад +2882

    "Soroski fake China handcuffs"
    "Is giving me PTSD from when I was in prison"
    Wait is all of this in the same universe or-?

    • @emilym5909
      @emilym5909 4 года назад +80

      ꧁༒•Aloxi San•༒꧂ I read that as he said it lol

    • @justanothergigaweeb2713
      @justanothergigaweeb2713 4 года назад +54

      I also read it as he said it

    • @urlovekel
      @urlovekel 4 года назад +34

      read it when he said that too😳

    • @thehornyasexual
      @thehornyasexual 4 года назад +126

      Theory: we did get bailed out by a sugar daddy but he ended up kidnapping us

    • @sarahlindberg7632
      @sarahlindberg7632 4 года назад +29

      @@thehornyasexual I support this theory wholeheartedly.

  • @facebren
    @facebren 4 года назад +102

    Dean: We're going to have to talk about these cheap Walmart bling handcuffs. Also, I need my makeup kit. Oh, and can you check my Twitter? Also..
    Kidnapper: *thinking* I'm never kidnapping gen Z kids again

  • @thatonepotato5145
    @thatonepotato5145 4 года назад +2487

    Kidnapper: *GET IN THE CAR!*
    Dean: *WAIT LEMME GET MY MAKEUP BAG FIRST!*
    Kidnapper:
    *ok*

  • @esmepatterson30
    @esmepatterson30 4 года назад +360

    Everyone: Escapes whilst the kidnapper is out
    Dean: Ok let’s do our makeup

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Год назад

      I think it's because he is the kidnapper. How could he know everyone's looking for us or that there's an Amber alert out there for us? Plus, this has to be lie---neither of us meet the criteria necessary for an Amber alert to be sent
      Furthermore, he's already got a criminal record and he's got the MO. This kidnapping is his chance to get famous on Dr. Phil
      About every part of the story only starts to make sense if he's responsible. Heck, he'll probably poison our McDonald's iced coffee, assuming he doesn't kill us before we can escape. A murder is bound to help his book sell more, and he doesn't need someone else taking his spotlight.

  • @lilylovespets6007
    @lilylovespets6007 4 года назад +1179

    Why is this such a gen z mood. 😂 were just chilling doing our makeup in the dude’s basement worried because we didn’t check our twitter

    • @kawaiitrashuwu
      @kawaiitrashuwu 4 года назад +29

      Gen Z is such a mood like they'll eat tide pods and yell "for the vine" Then not want to order their own food

    • @abbywalters579
      @abbywalters579 4 года назад +6

      Shoto Todoroki ummmmmmm u literally just explained my life lol

    • @nayek6532
      @nayek6532 4 года назад +5

      Whenever I’m out without my phone I start to worry because I have either not checked Insta and Snap or I haven’t checked if my favorite Tik Tokers posted 😂

    • @idontknow-fl4id
      @idontknow-fl4id 4 года назад +4

      And thinking how were gonna be on doctor Phil and get famous becuse of it

    • @doomsday7308
      @doomsday7308 3 года назад

      @@nayek6532 not funny actually. This is concerning

  • @alyssabullock6421
    @alyssabullock6421 4 года назад +136

    Dean: "I know that there's not a mirror in here so you cant see yourself, so you're just gonna have to trust me."
    Also Dean: 10:24

    • @benjaminmunoz4606
      @benjaminmunoz4606 4 года назад +13

      I have a theory, I think it's because if dean let you look yourself in the mirror you will notice that there's nothing there and so will he, realizing how insane he has got since the abduction, probably ending in a HUGE mind breakdown for him

    • @keeprkyd
      @keeprkyd 4 года назад +1

      Corin Próodos holy shit :(

    • @jenniferyoung3119
      @jenniferyoung3119 3 года назад

      @@benjaminmunoz4606 omg

    • @expectohp9606
      @expectohp9606 3 года назад

      @@benjaminmunoz4606 damn-

  • @lademonia
    @lademonia 4 года назад +201

    "I was going to say bless his heart but no, we hate him bc he literally kidnapped us" I'm...

  • @inizzlee7288
    @inizzlee7288 4 года назад +1170

    💖 VIDEO IDEAS 💖
    - Doing your makeup after the apocolypse (we are the only two survivors)
    - Doing your makeup after a zombie tried to eat your face
    - Pampering you after your sugar daddy died

    • @inizzlee7288
      @inizzlee7288 4 года назад +34

      Dean ASMR thank you so much im so happy you like this one ❤❤

    • @shortbuttallgirl2847
      @shortbuttallgirl2847 4 года назад +14

      OH MY GOD YES😂😂

    • @theweirdkidnextdoor219
      @theweirdkidnextdoor219 4 года назад +7

      YASSSS queen

    • @auguust
      @auguust 4 года назад +6

      OMG YES I LOVE THE LAST ONE

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 4 года назад +2

      inizzlee the 3rd 😂😂 I love that one

  • @LUCKYGIRL1
    @LUCKYGIRL1 4 года назад +105

    These video ideas kill me 😂😂

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 4 года назад +1

      I know right?! This qurantine got me watching the weirdest things. Not preverted things just weird.

  • @symelle7029
    @symelle7029 4 года назад +699

    Dean: ‘Omg I’m going to start crying bc I really just want to get out of here’
    *pulls himself together*
    ‘Okay let’s blend out your concealer’
    😂😂 8:54

    • @ebbedmx
      @ebbedmx 4 года назад +9

      Died at this part 😂

    • @e1isa.
      @e1isa. 4 года назад +5

      Lol he said that as soon as I read that

    • @mae-bb7vw
      @mae-bb7vw 4 года назад +5

      I love how there is a latter and a window on the green screen too😂

    • @theantisocialone1431
      @theantisocialone1431 4 года назад +1

      My friends in that situation
      Me: *Evil smile Intensifies
      Me: He will be dead before he gets to us

    • @depressoespressogachalol415
      @depressoespressogachalol415 4 года назад +3

      ‘I bEtTer hAvE a DeAd dOg’

  • @pandaharu9464
    @pandaharu9464 4 года назад +383

    Kidnapper talking on phone:
    "Yeah I am gonna kill these two clowns right now."
    Meanwhile Dean doing my make up:
    "Yeah and we be looking good and fancy when we get out of this empty room😏"

  • @c3lestix437
    @c3lestix437 4 года назад +657

    Ugh, the nerve to give you those cheap press on diamonds

    • @onceupxn
      @onceupxn 4 года назад +26

      Ikr! It's absolutely unacceptable.
      We all need to sue him. 😂

    • @c3lestix437
      @c3lestix437 4 года назад +13

      @@onceupxn yes girl I'll get the papers

    • @amandab2926
      @amandab2926 4 года назад +10

      Dxmb_ Hxes *GRABS PAPERS* law and order.

    • @coffeebeanz
      @coffeebeanz 4 года назад +1

      Opal Rainbows *y e s*

  • @teaaddicted5779
    @teaaddicted5779 4 года назад +51

    You have creative ideas, I literally laughed when he said that "I hate getting kidnapped" like ik everyone does but he's making it sound like he gets kidnapped on a daily basis 😂

  • @oliviamailo5998
    @oliviamailo5998 4 года назад +559

    Dean- starts crying because of pet rat
    Me- starts crying coz he touched his face after holding the dead rat 💀

  • @amykitts4221
    @amykitts4221 4 года назад +330

    that fact that he knows he’s hot. go off confidence👑

  • @Motional_Milk
    @Motional_Milk 4 года назад +859

    Day One of requesting “Doing Your Makeup For Your Date With Our Kidnapper (Stockholm Syndrome Tingles)”

  • @ashe7461
    @ashe7461 4 года назад +35

    “This should be good enough to keep me full for 3 days.”
    Me: **WHEEZE** T H R E E D A Y S?

  • @melanies2604
    @melanies2604 4 года назад +334

    “we’ve literally been in this basement for like a week now” Well... idk if you saw, but there’s an open window and a ladder behind you😂😂

    • @Anastasiaandfriends
      @Anastasiaandfriends 4 года назад +6

      LOOOL

    • @mahcookie4455
      @mahcookie4455 4 года назад +3

      Ikkk lollll

    • @AspartameAngel
      @AspartameAngel 4 года назад +2

      It's too rusty, we could get tetness, it could collapse, but the worst thing... IT'S GREEN AND NEON PURPLE, LIKE, WHAT (the darkness disguised the color, plus, it's not even sparkly to adone (idk how to spell today so sorry if I make a few mistakes)for it's crimes!)

    • @melanies2604
      @melanies2604 4 года назад +1

      Leo Pheonix haha!

    • @lileelopez2699
      @lileelopez2699 4 года назад +1

      ikr lol

  • @MarsCherry
    @MarsCherry 4 года назад +58

    Him: *takes off cuffs*
    Kidnapper: wait that’s illegal-

  • @gretaevans3383
    @gretaevans3383 4 года назад +535

    No one :
    Dean: hopefully we get news articles written about us so we can get verified on Instagram

  • @heyitznayaax8041
    @heyitznayaax8041 4 года назад +90

    Imagine being kidnapped with this guy
    I wouldn’t even be mad doe.

  • @yomama1980
    @yomama1980 4 года назад +627

    omfg i was so confused when he said “i want a ted talk” cuz i kept hearing *dead* *dog* 😭😭😭

  • @seagreenqueen8305
    @seagreenqueen8305 4 года назад +48

    🥰🤪😂We need a "getting ready to crash our ex's date with the woman he cheated on us with" makeover🤪

  • @iampbsocks4812
    @iampbsocks4812 4 года назад +346

    Omg I thought he said “dead dog” instead of “Ted Talk” 9:41

    • @maybeinspirational5019
      @maybeinspirational5019 4 года назад +21

      SAME OMG

    • @pinkhood1572
      @pinkhood1572 4 года назад +11

      Literally when I read ur comment the part came on 😂

    • @c0rpse_girl996
      @c0rpse_girl996 4 года назад +18

      Oh really?? Damn, I would've still thought he said dead dog if I hadn't read this comment 😂

    • @milk5359
      @milk5359 4 года назад +4

      DeAd DoG cEnTeR-

    • @angryleaf141
      @angryleaf141 4 года назад +2

      Same😂

  • @larrystylinson9128
    @larrystylinson9128 4 года назад +151

    PLOT TWIST: He was the only one who got kidnapped and he was talking to a mirror the entire time😱😂

  • @sonnykingcomposer
    @sonnykingcomposer 4 года назад +241

    Dean: We're gonna be some famous after this.
    News: Coronavirus

  • @luciapatterson5987
    @luciapatterson5987 4 года назад +466

    fun drinking game: take a shot every time Dean says “PTSD”

  • @yms4355
    @yms4355 4 года назад +199

    You are the only male ASMRtist that has a pleasant voice.

    • @wiccawicca7359
      @wiccawicca7359 4 года назад +17

      I agree. The other asmrtists who are male just don't relax me because if their voice. That's why I only watch female asmrtists and this guy.

    • @lihibek
      @lihibek 4 года назад

      Wicca Wicca try DennisASMR

    • @savannahjohnson8545
      @savannahjohnson8545 4 года назад

      have you ever watched any boyfriend asmr

    • @pokemonbonnie4415
      @pokemonbonnie4415 4 года назад +2

      Try Denis ASMR and Jojo ASMR

    • @finnthefruit847
      @finnthefruit847 3 года назад

      I feel like British men have calming voice

  • @cubannbarbie1436
    @cubannbarbie1436 4 года назад +41

    I stan this king so much, we’re kidnapped in a basement and he’s talking about us getting verified on Twitter after. 😝💅🏽

  • @rayanavalerie394
    @rayanavalerie394 4 года назад +135

    “This basement is so disgusting & grimey..it almost reminds me of my uncles basement”😂😂😂 The comedy is at an all time high

  • @ghadaelzaim
    @ghadaelzaim 4 года назад +38

    “We are gonna have PSTD” lmfaooo this role he’s playing is killing me

    • @taylorsmith741
      @taylorsmith741 3 года назад +3

      this was the comment i was searching for

  • @444shleyyy
    @444shleyyy 4 года назад +241

    *I’m guessing the person who picked us up while we were hitchhiking kidnapped us 💀*

  • @vureilla8187
    @vureilla8187 4 года назад +35

    Him: *Putting the make up on me and its kinda idk scratchy sounding?*
    Me: Is my skin THAT bad?

  • @mallorimullins
    @mallorimullins 4 года назад +107

    Ceo of literally always having his makeup

  • @theravang4656
    @theravang4656 4 года назад +28

    Dean: * picks up a rat*
    Also Dean: * touches his face *
    Covid - 19: am I a joke to you ?

  • @lara-jv8hh
    @lara-jv8hh 4 года назад +113

    I love him. Because his ASMR makes me sleep and entertaines me at the Same Time. He is so creative ❤️

  • @lizg7518
    @lizg7518 4 года назад +37

    Dean: Being kidnapped is the worst
    Me: Umm Having a *major* acne breakout on picture day is *WAY* worse

  • @caldiekramer8064
    @caldiekramer8064 4 года назад +26

    "I hope there's not a camera down here "
    Me, the camera: ....👀

  • @angilee9527
    @angilee9527 4 года назад +96

    Who else rather be kidnapped w dean so you can get glam for you grave haha

    • @creeppper9992
      @creeppper9992 4 года назад

      Kidnap is a serious thing, you wouldn't want to be kidnapped, you could possibly get killed.

  • @crispychickennuggets6052
    @crispychickennuggets6052 4 года назад +60

    *Plot twist: his uncle kidnapped us*

  • @longpooc6314
    @longpooc6314 4 года назад +143

    I’d rather be kidnapped then be stuck in my house rn😔😔.....jk.....unless

    • @jaydenrussell8959
      @jaydenrussell8959 4 года назад +5

      Honestly mood

    • @tyjanaehj
      @tyjanaehj 4 года назад +6

      just go outside for 5 seconds and you’ll wake up in my basement don’t worry 😌

  • @Mikaszzu
    @Mikaszzu 4 года назад +19

    “We’re gonna have PSTD for the rest of our lives” dat part had me dead😭 ( 7:30 )

    • @slut4jesus144
      @slut4jesus144 3 года назад

      You’re profile is triggering me idk why

  • @haileyg5447
    @haileyg5447 4 года назад +85

    no one: dean asmr: “ I get it crackin’ like a bad bad 😗”

    • @avislee6722
      @avislee6722 4 года назад +3

      the funniest thing is that nicki’s lyrics is “i get it crackin’ like a bad back”🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @slumrat5147
    @slumrat5147 4 года назад +15

    Imagine seen the news and seen two teens who have been kidnapped for 5 weeks and looking like they came out of hollywood instead of a basement

  • @oliviak2611
    @oliviak2611 4 года назад +45

    *picks up rat*
    “Ewww omg it’s a rat!”
    *proceeds to hold rat*
    “I bet it’s his pet rat.”
    *rubs face with hand he just held the rat in*

  • @L1E_
    @L1E_ 4 года назад +37

    we be lookin snatched, that's why we *got* snatched.

  • @dumpgoose9049
    @dumpgoose9049 4 года назад +6

    No one:
    Not even one soul:
    Not even KAREN
    Not even CARDI B:
    Dean: these SUtuPid WaLMar hAnDCuFFs

  • @mangobug_
    @mangobug_ 4 года назад +100

    I’ve had corona virus, been attacked by a crackhead, AND I got kidnapped!! What the hell am I doing with my life🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @daelanmullins780
      @daelanmullins780 4 года назад

      You shouldn’t of smoked crack in front of the crackhead

  • @jasminedoan543
    @jasminedoan543 4 года назад +13

    dean: “i wanna get out here, it’s so hard being locked up in this basement.” the ladder and window behind him: 👁👄👁

  • @isabella_lynn_c6928
    @isabella_lynn_c6928 4 года назад +50

    Even in a musty basement, you still look stunning!!!