Lord Eden Get bent. It's just the comments section of a fictional film with special effects. While you're criticizing RUclips comments why no go annoy the people who leave comments in the game of thrones video clips.
In a job, where you can die easily on the first second of your first mission, it means a lot when you CAN actually retire and be STILL "considered dangerous".
You are cronologically confused here. After helping to save the Middle-Earth with his Rohirrim warriors nothing was left to do for little Elrond there, so he suited up, cut his hair, and found a job at CIA. After big failure and in the end helping again the good guys John McClane and a reinserted Cyrus the Virus, he had to found another job, this time in Mega City One as New Judge Dredd, cause the old one had to be cryogenized because was an ex-boxer and an ex-green beret too badass to be wandering in the streets managing justice for himself. He was released then to help the useless police of San Angeles to fight Blade, The Daywalker, but that's another story.
@ 3:01: I like this moment, where the bullet touches (or better said as: hit) the grenade, and causes a huge explosion. Butt the moment also scares me, Because I know that you only have ONE chance tot shoot.
As the old saying goes: "fear the old man in a profession where the men die young."
Best two movies DC will ever make.
The dc version of the kingsmen movies and it is fucking glorious
John Malkovich's character was the best thing about this series. He was so...out there, he cracked me up every time.😅😅😅
Best!!
best old guy movie yet
What's the name of that movie
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Helen Mirren was my second favorite character! Such a great film!
They’re called “retired, Extremely, Dangerous” for a reason🤣
Dang spell check
😑
Again
😹😹😹
who are?
@@angieroxy7550 R. E. D.
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Never mess with the old man, he's old because he's obviously survived a shit lot of trouble
Sooner or later youngsters are going to realize guys like that are old because they didn't die while kicking ass.
Oh grow up it's a FICTIONAL FILM WITH SPECIAL EFFECTS!
Lord Eden Get bent. It's just the comments section of a fictional film with special effects. While you're criticizing RUclips comments why no go annoy the people who leave comments in the game of thrones video clips.
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@@lordeden2732 I bet you committed Sepuko now......
@@lordeden2732 ReFuckinglax keed.
Always listen to the crazy old war veteran... he's always right
John Malkovitch was just brilliant in the red movies.. He stole the show
that ending makes John Malkovich a badass. single handed firing
This movie rocks! Awesome cast and writing!
Casting John Malkovich in that role/character was inspirational 👌
full of inspiration, to me,that's all!
“We’re in an airport” gets me every time 😂😂😂
She is so beautiful in this movie. And married. Darn it.
One of the few movies I'll watch on commercial tv...
Tom Slak English dude
"ALL HAIL JOHN MALKOVICH"!!! As the saying goes "The graveyard is full of a lot of YOUNG, dead fools".
You know Mythbusters proved that that shot was actually possible…
P.I.G. Portable, Integrated, Grenade Launcher.
Arlen Taylor Did you guess that or did you do research or did you serve as a Tier one guy?
Arlen Taylor
The reason for the pink pig
Thank u
Arlen Taylor P.I.G...Participation In Government
Arlen Taylor Penis Inserted Gradually.
P.I.G.L.E.T. Portable Integrated Grenade Launching E-Fuel Tanker (I knew I could make it work).
Don't ever call John Malkovich an 'old man' even if you have an RPG. I'm just sayin'.
Probably one of the coolest action movies I’ve seen
“OLD MAN MY ASS” 😂
Hard to believe this Stone Cold lookalike in Con Air can end up as comic relief in this scene... 🤣
Millennium Falcon BUT! he was a badass.
Note to self: Don't call John Malkovich an old man 😜
Agreed.
marvin is actually the G.O.A.T of all reds
The lady: "How?"
Marvin: "Smaller bullet"
old man my ass....
That is where Billy Butcher learned his ropes - while hunting down such badasses like Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Hellen Mirren and Morgan Freeman
Am I the only one sad they didn't keep the pig around?
Hope for a 3rd. This is one of our great films and series.
"Old man my ass." lol
I love this movie. So many good scenes.
Every veteran has a little bit of crazy in them just like Marvin. We’ve seen things.
Wow! His character is crazy!😂😂😂😂
With this actor's voice he could be a great narrator 🌹👍🙏
She called me an old man!😂😂
No respect..
And we call you a bloody parrot!
@@lordeden2732 Who?
@@SortenRavn
Can I kill her now?
When the chick fires the RPG it reminded me of those COD Black Ops commercials that had real people
John Malkovich best actors..🎬🕵️♀️🥇
That's right old man! Hilarious movie!👍
Old man?
@@undertow619 no respect.
@@willambonney
Can i kill her now?
@@undertow619 👍
RED: retired extremely dangerous.
Such great movies. Terrific scenes.
Home run for John Malkovich!
John Malkovich’s career took of from Con Air.
"she called me an old man" casually saying it while being rained by bullets...
Dillon Malapute he cares more about being insulted that getting shot at. 😂
Can I kill her now?
that's just a misdirection,he tried to chill out and being casual that way
The getting shot at is something he is use to being called “old man” is not
@@markhenderson9801definitely, he’s the guy in the trench who’s smoking a cigarette while the kids are shitting themselves trying not to get hit
“ I might be old but I’m the best. Little girl”
One of the best franchise ever 👏
I want that piggy
You couldn't handle the piggy!
Only if you squeal piggy
And the grenade launcher
god....blow up the rpg with revolver.....this never gets old lol
Shake the tree.
You'll pay for the breakage?
Roger that.
Epic.
thank God for John Malkovich
*I TOLD YOU SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE MADE THAT PHONE CALL!*
At least they weren't fried with Y Rays.
“I knew we were going to die today” 😂
Just realized he could have shot her while she was reloading the rpg. Cooler this way but still he had plenty of time.
He sounded so annoyed 😂
In a job, where you can die easily on the first second of your first mission, it means a lot when you CAN actually retire and be STILL "considered dangerous".
1:44 ouch...😅😅
2:35 Damnest among the history of badassary
Fun fact: the bazooka lady is Audrey Wasilewski, the voice of Tuck Carbunkle from "My Life as a Teenage Robot"
Old man my ass! 😂😂😂
would loveeeee to be like that if I get old.
That look he gave the woman in that showdown killed me!😂😂😂 "Old man MY ASS" HELL YEAH! Dope MAN! Lesson learned! Don't disrespect the old timers!
Very entertaining movie, all actors being great
movie name?
Note to Call of Duty players:
*This* is why over-reliance on the noob tube is a bad idea.
I watched this movie for Malkovich.
title?
Always amazed by how Hollywood RPG make a C4 explosion
At last, a realistic action movie!
John Malkovich Vs Audrey Wasilewski
John Mcclain and John Malkovich and some useless chick vs Judge Dredd at command HQ.
She ain’t useless in the second movie
You are cronologically confused here. After helping to save the Middle-Earth with his Rohirrim warriors nothing was left to do for little Elrond there, so he suited up, cut his hair, and found a job at CIA. After big failure and in the end helping again the good guys John McClane and a reinserted Cyrus the Virus, he had to found another job, this time in Mega City One as New Judge Dredd, cause the old one had to be cryogenized because was an ex-boxer and an ex-green beret too badass to be wandering in the streets managing justice for himself. He was released then to help the useless police of San Angeles to fight Blade, The Daywalker, but that's another story.
Common, she was just a average customer service lady thrown in a deadly shitstorm of killers, what did you expect?
thats why you dont bring a rocket launcher to a gunfight
This scene is the epitome of bad guys having no aim
Shake the tree
You paying for the Wreckage ?
ROGER THAT
OH boy
Take note that he let her reload that bazooka. WTF dude! 😂🤣
Sarah so excited because she surrounded by beyond pros.
“Making people laugh is a serious matter, making them cry is a piece of cake.”
Charles Chaplin if I remember well.
Age & Skill will win over Youth & Treachery Everytime!
No, also skill doesn't come with age
@@sheev9852 vs. Kong
@@MegaToonzNetwork what
That scene from 1:48 to 1:50 is a killer! BOOOM!
"you smell like Washington"
I love this movie!
Movie name??
P.i.g. And they called him paranoid. Hahaha
It's like if Malkovich's character from In The Line of Fire was actually a good guy.
Maybe he came back as a good guy. He did say later in the movie that he remembered "the Secret Service being tougher".
Old man, my ass.
She called me an old man... Should I get a rubber glove and a Doctors examination, cough, does this hurt..???
The best part she did was hiding behind Moses
And Marvin jumped out ,she really convinced me she was scared, good job.
And an old man in combat means he has seen and done what the elite cannot do. Blood and honour.
I like to think in an alternate universe, Marvin goes by another name. Cyrus Grissom and he made it to old age.
1:31 Marvin: she called me an Oldman
When I'm that old I'll still be that roudy and that lethal.
OLD MAN MY ASS!
The way how marvin rock back the chair and reach the ground
So that's how Harry Morgan died...
Notice the safety was on the rocket? Would not have went off if it hit him anyway
john malcovich is an old man now.
Billy Butcher??
AND PIGS FLY?.....PIGS FLY?.....shit does role up hill....%...
@ 3:01: I like this moment, where the bullet touches (or better said as: hit) the grenade, and causes a huge explosion. Butt the moment also scares me, Because I know that you only have ONE chance tot shoot.
Now this I got to buy....
Well true, she blew. But my ass is not old. An I think that grenade launcher P.I.G. was a Breech Luancher.
Should've said "well, you're never getting older"
I lov u John
“Old man?!”
Don't flinch.
I would not have given her that much time to re arm herself. I be shooting
And deny the SFX guys another earth shattering ka-boom? What are you? Sadist or something?
Ah Hollywood. where frag grenades explode like an LPG tank.
and did you see how that RPG explodes ? never seen anything like it.
The woman's explosion was bigger than the RPG's!
She must have had another RPG stuck up her ass...
Wow, the guy they talking to was in The Warriors, best gang movie everr!!!
He’s also Peter Gambi from Black Lightning. I recognized the face without his mustache
It's James Remar.