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The orange tree was named first! Then the fruit was called "apple of the orange tree", then the color was named after the fruit. Vsauce covered it better than I did.
17:29 the reason for this is to increase cleanliness, and think how difficult it would be to get a slice of the pizza and the box were the same exact size and shape, plus for delivery purposes, square boxes are easier to maneuver
Exactly "how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood" depends on how strong he is "how much dirt is in a 6 foot deep hole" could just say "6 feet deep dirt" bit to be specific how big is the hole? "Which came first orange or the color" i looked it up the orange was found somewhere in B.C and the color was found in the 1780s
“There are no wrong answers to this test...Unless you answer wrong.” Yeah that really boosted my confidence thanks Ryan lmaooo.....yeahhhh I totally got this...definitely no pressure on me now 😂🙄
Ryan I want to tell you thank you for always making me laugh or feel at ease this year hasn’t been the best I lost 2 grandpas recently one right before thanksgiving and my cousin is deployed so watching your videos help take my mind off of it
Always happy to help! thank you so much for the love and support! Im always here to help put a smile on your face. I promise you, you will get through this tough time
7:30 if it were me simply, a lighter would be my choice, I understand it seems unnecessary, but that’s the most versatile item I can think of, when having no clue the details of the island, how lard, trees, natural water source, these are all things necessary to take into consideration when deciding
I can actually answer the pizza question (about the boxes): I heard it's done because you can store them better like this. It's also easiert to fold these boxes.
The word orange entered Middle English from Old French and Anglo-Norman orenge. The earliest recorded use of the word in English is from the 13th century and referred to the fruit. The first recorded use of orange as a colour name in English was in 1502, in a description of clothing purchased for Margaret Tudor.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
1: It would depend on the tongue. With a cat for example, due to it having a far rougher tongue it would take less licks to get to the center than it would for a human. 2: I would say no as I do not think milk could be considered a broth. 3: A² + B² = C² 4: Absolutely yes. 5: Depends on the rules. Basically would whatever I choose be stocked to functionality, for example if I brought a gun would it be loaded. If so, I would take a boat with enough supplies and equipment to make it home, otherwise I would take a satellite phone with GPS to contact rescue services. 6: Superman without a shadow of a doubt. Even with preparation time Batman would have literally no chance. Superman could fly at him at hypersonic speeds at ram Batman before the signal left his brain to move turning him into Bat-Mist. Even if Batman had Kryptonite and Superman passed out or died on approach his momentum would still carry him on a course to collide with Batman. 7: I would say yes as it is meat often with condiments encased between bread. I would argue that it is in fact a hoagie. 8: The color is named after the fruit, this is factually provable.(Look it up it is actully quite interesting). 9: Yes they do, they are just not exposed as they traditionally are in mammals, instead residing within the torso. 10: Snort both and see what happens. 11: None, it is a hole, that is the point. 12: The power to choose any superpower I want at any time and unlimited number of times, thus I could have any power I want with no worry of changing my mind. 13: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. 14: Because a circle is the easiest shape to achieve when spinning dough and square boxes are the easiest to produce, store, fold, and use. 15: I believe it is a cruel yet amusing way to trick young children into eating them.
Really had to go and have me laugh like that at the end at 12:30am, didn’t ya??? “Beg for likes.” I died at the entire part! Good thing I was able to keep it down since my moms in the same room and my cousins room is attached.
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Let's go dude
Let's go dude
Let's go dude
I was actually first
Nice Video!! 😀🙂
If the water is so smart how did it get trapped in the bottle
It strategically flowed there so we would drink it and become 76% water giving them more control.
😭😭😭😭😭
👀
Maby this guy is the smartest guy ever !
I love how he skips all the real questions and just makes then up.
hahaa you know i couldn't just make it a normal one haha
I love how you tried to say them but said then like an idiot.
Wait so the Pythagorean Theorem isn’t real?
@@d1boundjosh643 I love how you are acting like a dick.
NEWSFLASH: It’s called a typo or in some cases, autocorrect.
@Confused Moon yup. He lied. Big surprise. XD
POV: You are trying to answer the questions
hahah good luck
Wow
Ryan: what would you bring to a deserted island?
Me: water
Him: We've never gotten that one before. vErY uNiQuE
indeed! haha
A sailboat
@Invader Cane 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@InvaderCane good idea I would bring Dora's back pack and that only cuz dora would get annoying eventually
@@manmadnessvlogs226 well you can eventually eat her. I bet there are copies of Dora in the backpack
2:42
Me making up a random name (Raven Moon)
Ryan: now is that with two O's or 17 Z's?
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Guys don't worry. IQ stands for Iced Quofee
oooo now i want some haha
Nope it stands for "I Quit".
It's stands for I Qeafed
Ayy, lemme get sum iced quofee!
Then why did he offer me water
"mY iq Is OvEr 160 aNd I aM 14..." Said the genius who took iq test of cats.
Lol I remember that
My IQ is over 14 and I’m 160!!!
@@TitanCrusher101
hold up
"How many licks to the center of a tootsieroll."
"Yes"
I said the world may never know:)
@@arimations9889 100
@@Speed001 Actually it is 364 on average, though it can vary between 255 and 473
@@iIoveximm I thought you were talking about IQ, lol
@@Speed001 Nah it takes an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Lol
The orange tree was named first! Then the fruit was called "apple of the orange tree", then the color was named after the fruit. Vsauce covered it better than I did.
17:29 the reason for this is to increase cleanliness, and think how difficult it would be to get a slice of the pizza and the box were the same exact size and shape, plus for delivery purposes, square boxes are easier to maneuver
Ryan: The smart water has chemicals that levels your IQ
Me: DrUgS
Performance Enhancing Drugs epik
Hasn't failed a test in their life.
Hasn't taken a test in their life.
Can't fail if you never try 😂
@@Rek_Rc then you succeeded at failing
was i the only one who was trying to answer the questions logically? 😂😂
good! haha
Nope 😅
Nah 🤣
Exactly "how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood" depends on how strong he is "how much dirt is in a 6 foot deep hole" could just say "6 feet deep dirt" bit to be specific how big is the hole? "Which came first orange or the color" i looked it up the orange was found somewhere in B.C and the color was found in the 1780s
@@JustaWatcher769 If it’s a hole than there is no dirt in it btw
“There are no wrong answers to this test...Unless you answer wrong.”
Yeah that really boosted my confidence thanks Ryan lmaooo.....yeahhhh I totally got this...definitely no pressure on me now 😂🙄
Thank you Ryan for helping me through roughy times it’s been hard on me because I lost someone I really cared about thank you Ryan
i hope you're able to cope well with the loss 🥺🥺 my thoughts and prayers for you ❤❤
Sending out all my love and positivity!😭❤❤
Anytime! i hope you get through this tough time and move on to much happier and greater things!
I am so sorry 💕 but God shall always be there to protect the loved one you lost💕..God bless you 💕
I knew asmr had to be used for more than just relaxing! 😂
so many uses! haha
omg....
When Ryan hit me with the “is cereal soup”? I hit the 😮 face real quick.
Ryan I want to tell you thank you for always making me laugh or feel at ease this year hasn’t been the best I lost 2 grandpas recently one right before thanksgiving and my cousin is deployed so watching your videos help take my mind off of it
Always happy to help! thank you so much for the love and support! Im always here to help put a smile on your face. I promise you, you will get through this tough time
I remember when I went to the carnival and the man said my IQ was 1!! That means i’m number 1!
😭😭
@@gagatoes2940 hahahaha heh heh-heh-🥺😭😭😭😭
@@ItsNotFameItsLikes huh? :o
@@ItsNotFameItsLikes yeah what? Lmao
great job spicy! im proud! haha
POV: you’re here before it goes viral!
We love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite
Did you get the new fortnite SKINS
haha well let's hope so!
Probably not I’m always the last one on things
Do you know what pov means ?
I thought this was going to be a funny ASMR video but when he said pineapple on pizza I knew this video was not a joke 😂
Why the laughing face this comment section needs to follow suit with the tone of the video. How dare you.
@@kaytschumps7863 🤣
Love the act! Great job bro 👊🏻
Thank you! more ot come always
how you feeling Ryan? a great video so far, as usual!!
feeling a lot better thank you so much for asking!
@@TheASMRRyan im so glad!!
Now this is an interesting one 🤔
thank you! hope you enjoy it!
@@TheASMRRyan i did
The noise of when u tapped the cap of the water was sooooooo nice
7:30 if it were me simply, a lighter would be my choice, I understand it seems unnecessary, but that’s the most versatile item I can think of, when having no clue the details of the island, how lard, trees, natural water source, these are all things necessary to take into consideration when deciding
Ahhhhh love these questions 🤣❤
haha thank you!
Ryan: If you could bring one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?
Me: a boat xD
Wtf this is underated
9:41 to turn the freaking frogs gay
Final test results section was gold
I can actually answer the pizza question (about the boxes): I heard it's done because you can store them better like this. It's also easiert to fold these boxes.
I wanted to sleep.
Now im questioning reality.
Seems OK
Eventually, 1 million IQ Ryan stopped thinking.
Is that a jojo referrence?
Great video Ryan! I fell asleep and ended up taking a nap! Much love!❤️
*This was my first IQ test I've ever taken, feeling pretty good right now.*
When he pulled the smart water out I was like omg he is the definition of smart we love smart water 😂😂
oh 100% haha
If smart water is so smart how'd it end up in a bottle. Dumba s s water got owned
The word orange entered Middle English from Old French and Anglo-Norman orenge. The earliest recorded use of the word in English is from the 13th century and referred to the fruit. The first recorded use of orange as a colour name in English was in 1502, in a description of clothing purchased for Margaret Tudor.
Hey Ryan thank u for making my day I lauph do hard u are an amazing person and don't forget to smile ☺️
Plot twist: this was a sponsored by smart water
“What would you bring to a deserted island”
“boat.”
“We’ve never gotten that one”
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark, get ready, start.
5:10 If you look at the background you can see math exercises, nice details! who spotted it?
haha thanks for noticing!
I'm sleeping i ain't puting the brightness that high
@@kokichioma5350 fax tho😂
You blinded me too see the details
@@kaytschumps7863 hahahaha
0:13 obi-wan kenobi asmr confirmed??!!
Yes, penguins actually do have knees. They simply would freeze if they didn’t have them tucked up inside like that
Best asmr i've listened ti in a while
5:38 i turned my brightness all the way up and THERES MY ANSWER
For some reason I stopped getting notifications from your channel, but I am so glad I found my way back
His ASMR always amazes me.
him: what would you bring to a deserted island?
me: my phone
him: never heard that one before
me: sure buddy
7:33 a boat
Ryan manages to make anything funny omg
I love you Ryan you’re the best in ASMR
6:42-6:50 I wish exams could be like this😂😤
Great video, Ryan ❤️
That channel plug and like comment subscribe thing was so dang smooth
I like it when we aren't belittled in the end of the test
I love his reaction to the pizza question
I love the inaudible!!
Ryan: is that with two o’s or seventeen c’s
Me: actually it is with twenty z’s
“There are no wrong answers to this test, unless you get it wrong” -THE ASMR Ryan
What is the pythagorean theorem:
Me getting flashbacks to when the teacher nailed it into our heads
16:40 Could you make an entire video of sentences like this, playing with words? 🥰
Nice, perfect timing Ryan!
16:40 however much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, thank you very much good sir
Can you make more live streams. I keep missing them and i love your asmr. Your my favorite asmrtist if that's how you spell it.
Ryan: *mumbles the actual IQ test questions*
Also Ryan: BATMAN OR SUPERMAN???
"How much dirt is in a hole, 6 feet deep"
depends how much dirt is in the coffin
Ryan : what would you bring to a deserted island
Me: a boat with gas in it
Also ryan: “Unique”
He reminds me of Miguel from Cobra kai😂😂 not a bad thing take it as a compliment
One thing to an island;
Me who just played the forest: uhh well i know what im taking-
I know I'm late to this, but I'm glad too see you're better, man; nothing can stop ya now!
The smartest man with the most common opening
That round pizza in square boxes then we eat them as triangles question really got me thinking 😂😭
I’m so proud of myself for knowing the Pythagorean theorem
this is giving me an ephemeral rift type of vibe
Ryan: Pineapple on pizza, yes or no?
Me: Yes
Yes
NO
The correct answer is yes; not for me but for other people surely 💀
Ryan's is the smartest man alive
I heard a race car when he asked what super power you would have.
This man won’t be boasting after we’re done with my test.
Lots of tingles thanks
“Which leads our analysis to… do penguins have knees. 😐”
Great video as always
10:20 I died when he looked up and asked
Live the vids keep the work up help we sleep
My IQ is so big i was subscribed and hit the bell without you asking
😌✌️
Title: what’s your IQ
Me: 1
I can tell already that this will be good
1: It would depend on the tongue. With a cat for example, due to it having a far rougher tongue it would take less licks to get to the center than it would for a human.
2: I would say no as I do not think milk could be considered a broth.
3: A² + B² = C²
4: Absolutely yes.
5: Depends on the rules. Basically would whatever I choose be stocked to functionality, for example if I brought a gun would it be loaded. If so, I would take a boat with enough supplies and equipment to make it home, otherwise I would take a satellite phone with GPS to contact rescue services.
6: Superman without a shadow of a doubt. Even with preparation time Batman would have literally no chance. Superman could fly at him at hypersonic speeds at ram Batman before the signal left his brain to move turning him into Bat-Mist. Even if Batman had Kryptonite and Superman passed out or died on approach his momentum would still carry him on a course to collide with Batman.
7: I would say yes as it is meat often with condiments encased between bread. I would argue that it is in fact a hoagie.
8: The color is named after the fruit, this is factually provable.(Look it up it is actully quite interesting).
9: Yes they do, they are just not exposed as they traditionally are in mammals, instead residing within the torso.
10: Snort both and see what happens.
11: None, it is a hole, that is the point.
12: The power to choose any superpower I want at any time and unlimited number of times, thus I could have any power I want with no worry of changing my mind.
13: As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
14: Because a circle is the easiest shape to achieve when spinning dough and square boxes are the easiest to produce, store, fold, and use.
15: I believe it is a cruel yet amusing way to trick young children into eating them.
It’s with the ccs 2:44
Is that with 2 Ooos or 17 ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz hahaha u made my night lol
I like how he is very nice because most smart people like to brag about how smart they are and try to brown ngl you down
When you realize that there actually is a kid with the name "Xæa-xii Musk"
His name means Asher
@@macartneyschannelofrandom6375 asher in alien
Love his asmr
Sponsored by smart water😂
whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-whisper-- DO PENGWINS HAVE KNEES?
Another great video :)
Am I the only one that remembers when Ryan was obsessed will putting gel in his hair
9:14 - 9:26 Close your eyes 👀
Really had to go and have me laugh like that at the end at 12:30am, didn’t ya??? “Beg for likes.” I died at the entire part! Good thing I was able to keep it down since my moms in the same room and my cousins room is attached.