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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @thewansbeckwanderer6343
    @thewansbeckwanderer6343 Год назад +79

    These are some of the best audits that I've ever watched,, Your a total legend Pal and Scottish.

  • @davidmccann9811
    @davidmccann9811 Год назад +21

    18 people all having a ciggie break at the same time. The boss must have the afternoon off. 😂😂

  • @jjukes21
    @jjukes21 Год назад +37

    Mr hardman walked in and i expected him to have asked a big lad security guy to come out as backup... then Larry grayson comes out 😂

    • @MIK23458
      @MIK23458 Год назад +1

      I’m surprised he didn’t say ‘shut that door’! 😂

    • @PirateRemy
      @PirateRemy 10 месяцев назад

      😅

  • @leshgooo1016
    @leshgooo1016 Год назад +48

    When Someone who is not your boss says “get back to work” that’s a massive insult 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PedroGonzalez11111
      @PedroGonzalez11111 Год назад +4

      Let’s face it, it’s not sounding great coming from your boss either

  • @paulpiscina5906
    @paulpiscina5906 Год назад +13

    Love how he takes em down one by one.
    I could watch these all day.

  • @yasminet6355
    @yasminet6355 Год назад +184

    We should fight going cashless at all costs. Anyone who'd think it's a good thing is not paying attention.

    • @abizeusuk
      @abizeusuk Год назад

      Bang on the money, excuse the pun. A CBDC will be about control only when /if cash goes.
      We'll be buying no meat because the WEF wants us to live on bugs and weeds. Diabetics won't be allowed to but fizzy etc etc - lets hope people wake up.

    • @bbdgha
      @bbdgha Год назад +1

      Bitcoin

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 Год назад

      It’s so that the government’s & companies can get all the money they want out of what we (the people) all earn before we (the people) get what’s left & unfortunately it’s been getting closer to the cashless system for the last 40 years & doubt it will take another 40 years for them to control everything….

    • @benjleath9406
      @benjleath9406 Год назад +2

      If it went cashless we’d focken know about it !! -Eh ? We’d focken know about it !! 😂😂😂

    • @fullsendit292
      @fullsendit292 Год назад

      @@bbdgha shietcoin is shiet biggest scam

  • @Matthew-ii2fx
    @Matthew-ii2fx Год назад +34

    You proved one very important and money saving point here.The company has too many staff. Time to make a redundancy package I think.

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn Год назад +3

    Thanks Great work Mark. 👍🏻

  • @SnakePliskin770
    @SnakePliskin770 Год назад +16

    love your aggression …you got to stand up to these people …keep up the good work

  • @probablecausetocheckhard-drive
    @probablecausetocheckhard-drive Год назад +74

    Hope the boss seen this video , the whole workforce hanging out outside smoking and chatting

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 Год назад +6

      Back door ,word would've got round immediately 'A Guy with a camara '

    • @ThomWorth
      @ThomWorth Год назад +5

      The boss was probably the one who invited them all outside for another group break time

    • @marpledave
      @marpledave Год назад

      I know, not many struggling companies getting high interest loans during that filming 😂

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 Год назад +28

    Old one but another gem. Love watching UKMTT …so funny

  • @kamgunner5920
    @kamgunner5920 Год назад +9

    "Wants to have a fight at 4 o'clock at the school gates" 😂😂😂😂

  • @patmccaffery1543
    @patmccaffery1543 Год назад +13

    The company is aptly named Jelly, cos that's what Mr Hard Mans legs turned to when you put him in his place 😂😂

  • @russellturner5310
    @russellturner5310 Год назад +64

    I love it when they get aggressive and you just laugh at them, they don’t know what to do, so funny, the thing is none of them look intimidating.

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 Год назад +1

      Russell things ain't done like that it just happens 😁

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 Год назад +1

      Ive seen it happen a few times people shouting with a kind tone of voice ! Not suiting him .

    • @conor834
      @conor834 9 месяцев назад

      Love it when he gets gobby when they’re waking off and tones down when they’re in his face.

  • @adebrade172
    @adebrade172 Год назад +131

    Get your haircut finished 😂

    • @leshgooo1016
      @leshgooo1016 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rudebwoy8
      @rudebwoy8 Год назад +4

      Wicked burn

    • @Itwasalieallthistime
      @Itwasalieallthistime Год назад +5

      This was one of the best come backs I've heard this year and it was classic 😂😂😅😅hahaha keep doing your videos its great entertainment 👌

    • @TheCunnamulla
      @TheCunnamulla Год назад +1

      I will use that.

    • @libertine7747
      @libertine7747 Год назад +2

      Best one liner I heard in a long time 😂

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Год назад +19

    @8.02 that fella ! With his hand on hip and waddle walk ! Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robanderson473
      @robanderson473 Год назад +6

      "hello honky tonks, how are you"😁 Dick Emery.

  • @zedgie68
    @zedgie68 Год назад +26

    That bloke at 8.00 mins should have said "I'm a little teapot" with a walk like that.

    • @steverobey711
      @steverobey711 Год назад +4

      Is he related to Larry Grayson
      * Shut that DOOR*🤡

  • @terrymurgatroyd8927
    @terrymurgatroyd8927 Год назад +28

    Top man, stand your ground. Well done keep up the good work.

  • @cadge
    @cadge Год назад +12

    I think those guys work for a company that imports plastic buckets. They are salesmen, they spend all week up and down the motorway selling plastic buckets, 10 to one shop, 35 to another, 15 to the next, that's all they do all day long, month after month and year after year,...no wonder they come out and find it exciting when something new occurs!

  • @paddymallory4080
    @paddymallory4080 Год назад +25

    ‘He’s all over grinder’ classic line 😂😂😂

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Год назад +50

    One of the best auditors out there, your banter is class and so funny haha. Glad you are back mate. 😃

  • @cameronhussain1931
    @cameronhussain1931 Год назад +1

    Your banter Mark is absolutely amazing
    “Get Back to Work”
    And “ Shove the camera up his you know what” 😂😂😂

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 Год назад +21

    The first fool really represented his company so badly he needs sacking asap he is a walking lawsuit and a huge liability for any company he works for

    • @darrenleejones3516
      @darrenleejones3516 Год назад +1

      Brought up by mummy or could also have had a weak daddy that mummy bullied into submission, poor lad has no hope just a tough life , maybe a sentence, who knows

  • @williamwhite2830
    @williamwhite2830 Год назад +6

    what a strange little company looks like someones back garden theyre all having a smoke in

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Год назад +11

    I love the way Mark minced out with hi arm bent like that. He's an honest lad, not trying to hide anything. Respect.

  • @godofmyworld77
    @godofmyworld77 Год назад +38

    Can i help you..coffee one sugar 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Videoholic.2598
    @Videoholic.2598 Год назад +7

    Love the way you wind em up & they take the Bate instead of just walking away 😂

  • @michaelenglish2066
    @michaelenglish2066 Год назад +35

    glad your on your way back ...you were always one of my favourites

  • @TROYSTER7171
    @TROYSTER7171 Год назад +6

    I love how 'I'M FREE, MALCOLM' minced across
    ...CLASSIC CARRY ON 😂😂

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy5932
    @whatevermakesyouhappy5932 Год назад +11

    All the blokes peacocking😂😂 how embarrassing

  • @jimshuff4349
    @jimshuff4349 Год назад +42

    Great material mate, keep up the good work

  • @joshlevy3480
    @joshlevy3480 Год назад +6

    Great to see you back!!! I have to be extremely careful with what I say!!! U underground said 'I would be in trouble'!!! Now back to work. Cheers.

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 Год назад +6

    Great stuff you are a rising audit star up there with AB and Charlie Vietch like them utterly fearless 😂

    • @ciaranhealy
      @ciaranhealy Год назад

      What is the point of this clown though? It's a windup comedy channel just for views or what?

  • @OhRjDtV
    @OhRjDtV Год назад +44

    You're far to clever for them. You're beyond amazing. The world is blessed by your existence. I bet you had loads of mates at school. You're wonderful. A true example of a great human being. A great great man. I thank you for your service.

  • @Richard-ng7gu
    @Richard-ng7gu Год назад +8

    That nervous laughing they do when they don't know what to do

  • @lampy-ov4mc
    @lampy-ov4mc Год назад +13

    why is everyone so big and hard when they have a big crew behind them?

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond Год назад +9

    I loved how flummoxed they were when you wouldn't do as you were told!

  • @TheDaftApple
    @TheDaftApple Год назад +6

    My new favourite Auditor 😂 keep up the great work mate

  • @s06stobbsl
    @s06stobbsl Год назад +21

    Grindr boy so easy to wind up 🤣

  • @jonneyuk7486
    @jonneyuk7486 Год назад +3

    One of the best auditors to watch, keep up the great work

  • @TigerTiger-dh2vr
    @TigerTiger-dh2vr Год назад +23

    Fantastic, I love it. These clowns can't understand when people don't do what they say.

  • @rubberneckingjks7254
    @rubberneckingjks7254 Год назад +27

    Absolute legend keep up the good work.

  • @reddevil3874
    @reddevil3874 Год назад +12

    Anyone who wears a belt buckle like that is questionable....his favourite equipment at the gym is the mirror.

  • @just-gaming213
    @just-gaming213 Год назад +2

    "come back at 5 o'clock" 😂😂😂
    Why not now 🤔

  • @charliesavigar1137
    @charliesavigar1137 Год назад +17

    Love these videos, dunno why I can’t stop watching 😂

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 Год назад +5

    Your makeing there' day less boring bless them ❤❤❤

  • @PirateRemy
    @PirateRemy 10 месяцев назад +2

    Fkn hell Mark youre my favourite...so funny haha...you are the best wind up merchant online

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  10 месяцев назад +2

      Glad you enjoyed

    • @PirateRemy
      @PirateRemy 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ukmeetthetyrants You've hit on an endless revenue stream as the Angry idiot Training Academy churns them out every day

  • @JonnyPyscho
    @JonnyPyscho Год назад +18

    Sterling work as always Mark.

  • @shelaghmckegney6283
    @shelaghmckegney6283 Год назад +12

    Mark is back hope your well mate keep up the good work xxx

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe Год назад +18

    Hahaha the goofy belt buckle.

  • @Twobee-sf4ml
    @Twobee-sf4ml Год назад +9

    Even the gulls are laughing at those wanna be thugs

  • @Web3V
    @Web3V Год назад +3

    *when they be cheeky and they think they're hard you could say your definitely a tik tok dancer* 😂

  • @martinharvey1795
    @martinharvey1795 Год назад +2

    Glad you're back Mark, great stuff as always

  • @richmottershaw9720
    @richmottershaw9720 Год назад +4

    They are not used to being told .Great Job Mate.

  • @charlieminaj2
    @charlieminaj2 Год назад +14

    We need simple Simon, and the nhs flunky🤣🤣

  • @lisaaustin8525
    @lisaaustin8525 4 месяца назад +1

    Operations mincing manager…😂 two sugars, u heard the man 🤣

  • @tez180
    @tez180 Год назад +3

    Him walking upto you the way he did ur actually within your rights to put him on his arse as self defense.
    He is at WORK, he has a right to act professional & not aggressive.
    What a clown.

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Год назад +2

    Ahahahahahahhahaah mark has some balls ! Love it

  • @thefletchuk
    @thefletchuk Год назад +10

    We've been missing your vids!

  • @Keepinitreal61
    @Keepinitreal61 Год назад +3

    Pack animal mentality of the young generation. Be safe lad.

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Год назад +2

    13m00- the lady at the door says -- "Come on now, residents ! Back into the building ! Come on now ! It's bingo night tonight, and you all need your medication!"

  • @11moleman
    @11moleman Год назад +3

    I love an audit that has a bit of humour in it

  • @steveburn8125
    @steveburn8125 Год назад +1

    I love the way you dismiss them “back to work” when did it become ok to just bark at members of the public, then say “are you deaf” when you don’t immediately respond, what if you actually were deaf!? Tw@ts

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 Год назад +18

    big up UKMTT 🙂

  • @abyss6945
    @abyss6945 Год назад +2

    Haha I've watched a few of your vids now and have to applaud you on how you deal with people like this. I wonder if anyone has ever just approached you nicely 😂

  • @acm1137
    @acm1137 Год назад +4

    "Coffee. One sugar." 😂

  • @benjleath9406
    @benjleath9406 Год назад +1

    10:46 What ya Doin’ ? Haha 😂 Brilliant !!!

    • @benjleath9406
      @benjleath9406 Год назад +1

      12:46 I’d focken know about it, guys, if this one had a problem,EH ! I’d focken know about it !!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @benjleath9406
      @benjleath9406 Год назад

      14:16 One focken mr potato focken Face, says I’d focken know about it, if he had a problem ! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IwokeUpInSOMA
    @IwokeUpInSOMA 11 месяцев назад +2

    All the best from the Clyde!

  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 Год назад +2

    I love your work but when are you going to put som new stuff up?

  • @Hiterally_Litler
    @Hiterally_Litler Год назад +1

    For Mr Angry it's "I'm speaking to the Organ grinder ... not the monkey"

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  Год назад +3

      I think ppl can work the phrase out without hearing monkey part

    • @Hiterally_Litler
      @Hiterally_Litler Год назад

      @@ukmeetthetyrants I would've thought so too🤣 Mr Angry seemed mystified though.
      Keep up the great work👍

  • @shaunhowarth7523
    @shaunhowarth7523 Год назад +2

    marks the best auditor could watch his vids all day.👍👍👍

  • @geoffreythomas-cs1sk
    @geoffreythomas-cs1sk Год назад +15

    WELL DONE MR AUDITOR.

  • @markjames3844
    @markjames3844 Год назад +5

    Legend has it he still waits at the same spot 5pm

  • @paulpalmer8235
    @paulpalmer8235 Год назад +1

    Where’s Lee? Lee must get the most money here 🤣

  • @paulevans3754
    @paulevans3754 Год назад +1

    FairPlay mate you’ve got balls😂

  • @rosshill9440
    @rosshill9440 Год назад +1

    You are an absolute legend mate keep don't ever change 👏 🙌 👍

  • @benjleath9406
    @benjleath9406 Год назад +8

    Lovely bit of Surveillance footage mate, keep up the good work -your a pro ! 👊😄

  • @EzWil
    @EzWil Год назад +1

    How many breaches of GDPR by them were there? I lost count lol

  • @lovenotfear-fp3gp
    @lovenotfear-fp3gp Год назад +4

    We need 'get back tae work' t shirts 😅

  • @danielhancock3499
    @danielhancock3499 Год назад +12

    Great video it just goes to show some of our lowest iq levelled members of society

  • @MarksREmarks
    @MarksREmarks Год назад

    12:27 the red/burgundy door, notice the letter box lift up, i think someone is looking out of it.

  • @YourBeingParanoid
    @YourBeingParanoid Год назад

    It's where the NPCs in Don't Tell The Bride get hired from

  • @68rufus
    @68rufus Год назад +2

    i like it when they start filming you but it never lasts long.

  • @LOZZDPUNCHOUTTV
    @LOZZDPUNCHOUTTV Год назад +22

    I remember this one this is funny 🤣

  • @alanfizzypop9607
    @alanfizzypop9607 Год назад +2

    WHAT CONTRACTOR WERE THESE

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 Год назад +13

    Go and get your haircut finished 😂😂😂

  • @paulbrew7022
    @paulbrew7022 7 месяцев назад +1

    Mark with his hand on his hip! Most be an grinder!

  • @Dr.not.anywhere
    @Dr.not.anywhere Год назад

    Ur brill at standing up to them would love to see a repeat of the security guy other day was brilliant

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 Год назад +5

    The inferiority complex is a beautiful thing.

  • @paulvickers3800
    @paulvickers3800 Год назад +1

    You make me laugh Mark, one of the best. You should team up with Reggie.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +2

    Jelly describes their legs as they backed off .

  • @peterthomas5251
    @peterthomas5251 Год назад +6

    Well done mate

  • @waynesilverman3048
    @waynesilverman3048 Год назад +5

    Sounds funny his putdowns like that best one he did at that bank

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 Год назад +4

    What is this place?

    • @kitdouglas9295
      @kitdouglas9295 10 месяцев назад +1

      Definitely telesales, it’s written all over their faces.

  • @Superior208
    @Superior208 Год назад +1

    The child in them just cant resist doing a cam back.

  • @richard21995
    @richard21995 Год назад +2

    Really entertaining watching your videos. Why are they angry about a camera .

    • @aloharoadto1004
      @aloharoadto1004 Год назад

      Because it's something out of their comfort control zone

  • @phillipwatson9906
    @phillipwatson9906 Год назад +5

    How much of a 🔔 end do you have to be to drive a sports car with your name in the reg number ?!

  • @amzema3030
    @amzema3030 Год назад +1

    What's this business called?

  • @JothanGurr
    @JothanGurr Год назад +2

    Way to stand your ground with these fools

  • @chucky2316
    @chucky2316 Год назад +1

    That white BMW is straight parkastwni