Taking 90's Teenage Girl Quizzes - SimplyPodLogical
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2024
- On this episode of SimplyPodLogical, Cristine and Ben review & answer magazine quizzes written for teenage girls in the late 1990's to early 2000's.
0:00 - Hey what’s up holo everyone
5:47 - What’s your true hair colour?
10:43 - Is your crush for real?
22:21 - Do you think before you speak?
29:00 - Why is he your crush?
34:29 - Can you decode boy talk?
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Best quote of the podcast “I’m not pretending I’m dating a 13 year old… that’s weird”
Really the only appropriate answer though. It would be pretty sus to just go along with that hahaha.
@@amanda3920 no lol she meant pretend you are also 13 dating another 13 year old not the other way 😂
I just CACKLED out loud at Ben charming people's moms. I think I scared my dogs lol.
Coming for yung gravy 😭
That wasn’t that funny
Maybe he wrote the song Stacy's Mom! Jk🤣
I knew it was coming do to this comment, and I still laughter so loud!
Made me think of that song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: I Give Good Parent
ruclips.net/video/mIJKuxzWAGs/видео.html
Hi Cristine & Ben, I realize you may never read this but I figured I owe it to you guys to give it a shot. In last week’s episode and in a few past pods you’ve mentioned that you may not have continued recording new episodes if it weren’t for listeners posting their appreciation for this channel. I just wanted to add to those comments to say how TRULY excited I always am to wake up on Tuesdays and see the new video thumbnail each week. You each offer such insightful/reflective/witty commentary and I genuinely look forward to the release of each episode. It is immensely meaningful to have a podcast with hosts who offer complex, thoughtful perspectives on social issues/current events/culture and a variety of other topics while also bringing joy and levity to each conversation.
That being said, I hope neither of you feel obligated to record merely for the sake of your fans, and that you can instead continually find meaning and enjoyment in creating each episode. I and I’m sure many others will remain deeply grateful and completely thrilled upon the release of every episode for as long as you will continue posting.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for all of your thoughts and hard work. I hope you’ll keep making podcast episodes for as long as possible in whichever format is most exciting for you both, and I’ll definitely never tire of just the two of you talking. :)
You said that so well! Yes, same, I love the podcast. All those thoughts you put so well, I second
Same here! Thank you, Thank you, Thank You. I always look forward to Tuesdays just for their podcast!
I recently lost my father this past Sunday and I had been saving podcasts for the birth of my first child this February (So I’d have something to listen too while juggling a newborn).
But I couldn’t keep away in this time of grief. Seeing someone else continuing after the loss of their father really helps me feel better.
Thank You!
Ben is definitely a blurt it out babe and Cris is our careful think it all the way through cutie, and we love it.
Ben being a "blurt it out babe" is the most Aries thing about him 😂
Cristine’s hair looks so good 🥺🫶
her head must feel so light 🙌
When did she cut it???? Totaly missed it😱
@@colourlady5125 literally same
The "Harry formerly known as Prince" ended me. I needed to pause for 5 minutes because I laughed so hard it caused a terrible coughing fit (got Covid right now).
Cristine with a “normal” length hair is almost shocking 😮😂
Oh, I thought the rest was just somewhere in that baggy hoody.
The way that her ‘normal’ length hair is longer than my hair could ever grow 😭
I didn't even notice 💀 that's really long hair to me still 😅
It looks amazing tho
Can someone explain to me.... what's the normal length for hair?
Ben was so serious / earnest with his answers, I love it
I know it was hilarious. XD
It got me then most when Cristine was like "Okay but pretend we're like 13" and Ben just was completely unable to switch there and was just "No thats weird" . Like Ben it's not that deep.
He’s just like me fr lmao I take quizzes too seriously cuz they never have a balanced/rational answer
@@caxtonpetri753 it is that deep! He’s a blurt it out babe!
@@caxtonpetri753 he just can't do it xD he didn't even take the 'pretend I'm 17' thing lmao
Cristine, thank you for mentioning heteronormativity in these magazines! Starting in about 7th grade, I began to feel isolated, broken, and confused because my friends had crushes on boys, most often popstars, and I didn't. Those teen magazines amplified my insecurities when they assumed I would or should find boy celebs attractive. I remember taking a quiz on which Jonas brother would be my best love match and thinking, 'I don't like any of them, or any boy for that matter, what's wrong with me?'. I didn't have any representation of girls who felt what I was feeling. Luckily times are changing for the better. I hope younger generations will have it easier than I did 🏳️🌈👩🏻❤️👩🏼💕😸💜
Shoutout to that magazine for telling girls to make sure your crush isn’t treating you differently when alone vs in front of others. Where was that quiz when I was 15 😂
I've met people like that, full-grown adults and not a crush, that will say one thing to you privately and then have another completely different opinion in front of others.
And it's always so disappointing but also like, how do they get through life without everyone hating them?
for real ! I didn't have a crush but my male friends definitely played with me in my village but ignored me at school like, wtf was up with that?
Just a pro tip for anyone reading out there:
Dairy products that are soft (milk, cream cheese, sour cream, mozzarella, etc) if you see *any* mold, do not use anything else. Due to the material, the mold spores have travelled far further than your eyes can see and nothing should be salaved. Please use this same thought process for any softer material, such a bread or fruit.
If your dairy product is a harder material (most any cheese aged over 6 months) it is possible to cut off the mold and use anything you have left. Aged cheeses are dense enough the mold is only able to penetrate so far, and the methods of preservation/aging the cheese often help to impede the mold.
But, poor Ben, my hands were covering my mouth the whole time he explained what his grandma had done.
I'm 31 and in Europe we used to have notebooks specifically dedicated to quizzing friends and classmates on different personal topics. The questions were about anything from a favourite colour and phone no. to 'who's your crush?' or 'have you ever kissed?'. Every respondee would write on one of the pages of the notebook, but also get a sneaky peak into other people's answers. Some of such notebooks would also have physical locks embedded in the hardcover and opened with a key.
Omgyes, the friendship books, I loved those so much. And you'd put a picture of yourself on the page you filled out
Omg saaame in Brazil. Ppl did a whole notebook just to actually find out their crushe's answers. Hahaha
That's very sweet
Omg I had these as a kid in Poland!! I loved them, we really took them seriously 😂
oh my god you unlocked a memory
Cristine would SLAY as a redhead
This was really funny! I love the conversations between you both, always very entertaining, maybe you can look at other vintage things, like old recipes or old advice for women in magazines
She would! And it's actually trending to look like a natural redhead right now lol
Any redhead has the capacity to absolutely and utterly slay
(my heart)
i think she was a red head back in highschool/college!!
somebody fly brad mondo out to ottowa
Cristine looks so cute with her hairstyle 🥺💗
Ow she looks cute, but those were pain in the butt especially when you have very slippery hair
there was another podcast episode where she straightened her hair and parted it in the center as a tribute to Avril Lavigne, she looked good with that too
she’s adorable
How does she actually look 13 though?!
@@Pastadudde can you remember which podcast episode you’re talking about?
You guys should do the adult cosmo quizzes 💀
See, I feel like that "weird-smelling dinner" question is a sign of how much times have changed-my first instinct would be to ask if they did something different, and if they said no, we're both taking COVID tests because ONE of us has lost our sense of smell 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at Cristine’s reaction to Ben seducing people’s moms😂😂😂
What if Ben was the real creator all along and Cristine is actually just a robot he built….. we will never know because Cristine does not leave the house.
😂😂 love from Australia 🇦🇺
That would explain why her favourite video game is Detroit become human 🤖
👀
I love how it seems Beyn took over the weird musings and tangents that Cris normally does. Also, I am cracking up at how earnest they were with the discussion of the quizzes and answers like we all did back in the day. Took me back to being a teen and doing these quizzes myself!
These magazine quizzes made me have such high crazy standards for guys. Like they really made me think guys shouldn’t be talking at all to any other girls. Thankfully now I’m an adult and know that’s idiotic 😂 but I’m with you. These magazines gave me something to do at home other than watch the same cartoons all day every day lol
Me tooooo!😭🤣
I’d rather watch cartoons personally 😂
@@radgamerrach good for you?
My understanding of co-dependency is “I’m not ok unless you’re ok”
It describes a relationship with an addict for example.
It can also present as needing to make someone happy before considering your own needs.
I don’t care if I’m a super simp, you guys make me happy lol :)
I feel the need to comment concerning JoJo! When she was young, she was a bit of a one hit wonder, but it sounds like it was thanks to shady record company dealings from what I recall hearing - the record company sat on some of her music and wouldn't release it & wouldn't release HER from her contract so that's why she disappeared for quite a few years. She was finally able to break out of the contract somehow, or the contract expired (I think within the last 5 years or so, can't remember how she got out.)
So anyway, she's back, and tons of her fans from when she was 12-13 have remained loyal and flocked back over. I'm not a superfan, but JoJo is a queen - she is so talented!! 👑❤️
That's what I came to say too. She got a lawyer and I believe it was regarding a New Jersey law regarding children and contracts and how it was unlawful So she was able to get out of it. Or at least That's what I remember.
I love her cover of Marvin’s Room by Drake!!
Justice for JoJo!
Ben knowing Jojos song and not Cristine , shook me lol
Also Jojo is short for Joanna
Also she's done a few popular movies back then too
Her studio screwed her over. She had to stay locked in a contract and her studio wouldn't let her release new music. She had to find a loophole just to be able to get out of her contract and be able to record her own music. It was really devastating and hard on her. There's a really interesting documentary I believe on RUclips that she posted or did a collaboration with.
She finally has gotten out of her contract due to a legal loophole about them holding such a long contract on a minor. (She was 12 when she recorded her first album) Since then she’s released an album Good to Know and an EP trying not to think about it. Both are amazing R&B works. Her vocals have grown even more. Truly one of the most talented living vocalists alive. It’s a shame what happened.
(Seeing her on this thumbnail got me to excited as a JoJo stan)
justice for JoJo! she’s got some pipes! “Joanna”…you also know “Leave (Get Out)” for sure! super talented!
I’m loving this throwback. This was a good podcast idea 😂
Menchie staring at Ben is the cutest. 😄(about 23 min in)
id love a podcast on productivity/organization, whatever shape it may take (tips, methods...)
also does cristine uses notion? thats something i feel like she would really like
"Now that we are 30 mil years old" 😂😂😂 I felt that in my bones 😂😂😂😂😂
I just went and binge watched a whole ton of Jojo’s music. What an incredibly talented woman. Her voice and lyricisms are so powerful and I’m mad at myself for not supporting her new music sooner. Definitely adding her music to my playlists.
Her studio screwed her over. She had to stay locked in a contract and her studio wouldn't let her release new music. She had to find a loophole just to be able to get out of her contract and be able to record her own music. It was really devastating and hard on her. There's a really interesting documentary I believe on RUclips that she posted or did a collaboration with.
New album and EP are so good. Watch her UPROXX doc on RUclips! So sad what she went through as a child star.
OMG. This reminded me of my days reading magazines like these. There was one time in high school when I collected religious magazines where they had articles about monasteries, BUT also about crushes and teenagers problems. This last section was like a question from a reader and a nun replying. One girl was asking for advice on how to deal with bullying, she described how she was called ugly and mocked. And the nun legit replied "if a lot of people tell you you're ugly, maybe they're right." And then she went on and blamed the girl for the mean things that were said to her. Like "it's your fault that you're ugly. Why don't you do sth about it?"
It still shocks me to this day. But hey, I doubt that reader was even real (you never know with these things)
That's kinda fierce though, better than lying and saying something like "oh it's what's on the inside that matters" when what they really need is to put more effort into their appearance
💀
Cristine’s hair looks so nice and healthy!!!
I think this was fun and entertaining! I'm a fellow mid 30s gal and grew up in the 90s and these magazines were popular. I don't think I was really ever interested in them but if my friend had one I would look at it. I think I was more intrigued in the horoscope part lol. I really hope people didn't take these seriously lol
BEN. Why you gotta cut the fun?! I demand a part 2 with the modern versions.
The amount of posters I had from these magazines and also doing these quizzes like it was actual advice.. yet I never really dated as a teenager lol I miss how simple things were with the teen version of tabloids. This is so ridiculous to look at now. I don't believe at all those were actual "quotes" celebrities said lol But so fun!
These podcasts make my Tuesday ❤️
Seventeen, tigerbeat and J-14 were the magazines I used to get every month, mainly for the posters and quizzes 😂 what a blast from the past
Cristine rocking that 90s headband! Jo Jo’s big song was leave (get out)!
Nice hat… NOT💀
“I’m just gonna blurt it out babe! Don’t wait by the phone!”
I'm home sick with a stomach bug, this podcast was unadvisable for me to watch cause laughing hurts 🤣😅😅 also I was the one who found my dad's playboy stash....not my brother 🤣
Me too 😂 I brought it to school. My parents were delighted.
I do not have the context for Christine's haircut but I had to do a double look once I noticed. Looks great!
I remember these magazines! I mostly purchased them for the posters of boy bands that came with them 😆💀 this was a very funny podcast I loved it! Do more of these 90s retro baby episodes
Ben’s reaction to the photo of the boy was hilarious. His genuine laugh cracked me up.
I was born in 98 and when I was 7-9 we used to buy magazines like this, at least in Greece. I don't remember these quizes but I do remember reading the zodiac signs and the gossip about celebrities or their "sayings"
Don’t forget the romantic love stories and the love and intercourse advice.
The hair with that stretch hairband and the big bright hoop earrings...that takes me back to my high school days
The 90s nostalgia hits hard with this podcast 💗
lmao cristine trying to take the quizzes from the perspective of a 90s teen whereas ben wanting it to be as their current day selves
Oh, the nostalgia! Only thing that would have made it better is whipping out that origami thing we all used to see who we were gonna marry, what kind of house and how much money we’d have. Or something like that. Wouldn’t mind seeing you all do the updated quizzes for just a contrast in how teens have changed (or not changed 🤷🏻♀️). Ya know. Educational purposes for us old ✨30-something-year-old-ladies ✨…and now I miss Jenna Marbles.
I miss Jenna to
Ohh that would be so interesting! I feel like kids now (with internet maybe) are so much more grown up. The quizzes probably look quite different.
Cristine: starts singing
Menchie: looks for the nearest exit
lolololol
My first thought when cris said vintage 90s quizzes was “is 90s vintage” so glad Ben said it as soon as I thought it 😂😂
These magazines & quizzes really brought me back to my teen days and I loved it!
I totally loved these quizzes when I was a teen, when I liked to fantasize about relationships 😂
This is amazing and I haven’t started yet! Beyyyn! Thank you for agreeing to have more quizzes 😂😂 I love them so much 😂😂😂❤
the dancing question. i dont care if you're a good or a bad dancer, its all about your willingness to dance. i grew up going to a lot of family parties and dancing. i wouldnt be with someone that felt forced to dance. its fun if we both enjoy it :D
I loved this! I am 29 so when I was growing up I definitely got all these magazines and took all the quizzes. I remember seeing a picture of Avril Lavigne in that pink and black plaid skirt, and I immediately went to Hot Topic in my local mall and bought it 😂 I don’t know that I took all the advice seriously, but I remember an article where Selena Gomez talked about how her skincare routine was just drying her skin out on purpose to get rid of the acne 😅 I had oily skin, so I definitely did that and hurt my skin, haha.
Loved the podcast lol a true throwback, also I’m going thru a tough time and you guys always bring my spirits up, thank u ❤❤❤
Ben: because you're an enormous part of my life, all my friends know who you are
LIKE DUDE MY HEART????? THAT WAS SO SWEET 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Best episode so far, it’s like a warm hug. Loving the hair and headband
That was lighthearted and fun! I used to buy the magazines for the posters. I had my bedroom walls covered with them! Don't remember the quizzes so much.
I was born in 97 but still bought magazines and did these quizzes in my preteen years 😂 I also didn’t have a phone until high school lol
i love this podcast so much. even when you guys do silly topics you both always have insightful thoughts and comments to put out there. you guys have a great mixture of comedy and entertainment, alongside more serious and insightful ideas.
The sour cream pie story 😂 always a favorite
It would be so fun to see an updated version of these quizzes !! this video was already very funning so itd be entertaining to see a more modernizes versions
I'm only 9 minutes in and there are so many good laughs in this episode! 🤣
I loved this episode! Hilarious to think back and see how much of our prepubescent social life came from these quizzes
I was a kid in the 2000s and I loooved these quizzes!! I was subscribed to Girls Life magazines for years. I would love another episode doing these quizzes!
It's funny you describe these as 90s magazines. I remember doing these in middle school, and I was born after 2000. Growing up in Eastern Europe and moving to Canada, i realized that, in a lot of ways, early 2000s where i was born was basically like the late 90s in the US. It's odd how much I relate to this, with the added perspective of sort-of adulthood (early twenties) and gaining maturity within the context of relationships, respect, idealism vs. realism etc. These topics are not something I hear talked about a lot, so it's refreshing to hear someone acknowledge them.
This was so funny!! You should do more quizzes like this haha
Majorly 90’s Moment: “Nice hat - NOT!” 😂 oh how I don’t miss this era of my life. In 1999 I was 14/15, starting 9th grade. These quizzes explain so much about our terrible high school relationships.
“I’m just gonna blurt it out, babe: don’t wait by the phone” 😹😹😹
I literally laughed out loud so many times in this episode. We need more quizzes! 😂😂
This was super fun!! I love that this was light hearted and good conversation
Just finished watching Severance it was such a good recommendation! I always enjoy these podcasts and appreciate how both of you can have such interesting and insightful discussions about such a variety of topics :)
Here to comment cristine's hair looks sooooo pretty 😍 i loooved that she finally cut a bit! And i appreciated the commitment of styling it full 90s to be on theme with that week's episode 🤣❤👌🏼 will miss them these upcoming weeks but if anyone deserves to take a break it's these two!!!! Love you guys
One time my sister went to a wedding as a nanny that Ashton Kutcher went to with his family. His son wanted to blow up balloons, but the child of the host (my sister’s charge) had wanted to put holes in all of them as a “prank”. Ashton was very frustrated. I don’t know how often the pranking karma has come back to haunt him, but I think he’d sympathize with Ben’s perspective lol
The nostalgia! I'm a British 31 year old so the magazines had different names but it was all the same quizzes and stuff. I miss the free gifts that came with a magazine. Loved a pink fluffy topped pencil or weird sticker set!
For anyone curious I read Girl Talk, Mizz and Top of the Pops
The ashton kutcher choice aged like milk after the danny masterson stuff 😂
this was such a funny and entertaining video !! i'd love to see this followed up :)
This episode was so fun! I was laughing all throughout the video, thanks guys
also 34f; hollo from Kansas! my older (40f) sister and i both had mag subscriptions growing up- she particularly loved the quizzes & took her answers very seriously. she also was very invested in the workout routines - it's insane how many workout routines were pushed and how body critical some of those 90s magazines were
Cristine your hair looks SO GOOD and SO HEALTHY.
This was hilarious and light. Loved it and would want more
I NEED an episode of you both doing modern quizzes 😂 I also think it’d be fun to mix in a few buzzfeed quizzes and contrast how they compare to both the 90s magazine quizzes and the modern magazine quizzes
those dang J14 posters had my room in a chokehold 😂😂😂
Simply committing to the 90s w the head band. Love it
I actually loved this episode and I’m so happy you picked this concept on the stream over the weekend! The silly questions were light and fun and opened up a lot of good topics for discussion.
It's 6:40 AM and I'm trying to eat breakfast but I am cackling at, "I'm good at charming peoples' moms."
10 out of 10 to Menchie for that loaf 🍞
41:42 fun fact: the boy in that picture is Jason Dolley, he played PJ on Good Luck Charlie and he was also in Minute Men! Idk if Cris or Ben will know those but my fellow zoomers should remember the iconic Disney show GLC.
I watched this show with my kid, which makes me sound really old, but I'm 35 I swear 😂
I cannot stop cackling at this LMAO loved the fun lighthearted idea
This must be the funniest podcast ever, maybe because I was down the past few days, but this made me crack real good at work!🤣
Ben has a superiority complex and it shows 😂
ahh yes I remember these. In retrospect this explains a LOT of my younger dating insecurities LOL. Thanks for this beautiful gift of a podcast.
Please never let this end, you're my comfort podcast ❤️
Cristine is such a nostalgia bomb this ep 😆 I would have absolutely met someone like you in middle school
Wow such a throwback to my childhood! I can’t count how many hours my friends and I spent with these types of magazines. The best part was the posters that cam inside. My room was COVERED in them.
"what do you mean no? you are a enormous part of my life, all my friends know who you are, i don't a huge number of friends" SHUT UP, that was so sweet, i feel like we don't really see ben being that affectionate but that was so cute 🥹🫶
😂😂😂❤❤❤ love taco tuesdays! laughed so much and hard durning this one too!
i don’t know why but i love when beyn calls us simps 😂😂😂
Next simply Bakelogical should be Ben's Grandma's sour cream and peach pie but with non expired ingredients!
I want to hear more quizzes! this was one of the most entertaining episodes imo!