Stop Getting Bond Wrong!

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2006
  • Pure comedy gold from the second series of I'm Alan Patridge (Never Say Alan Again)
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  • @henryfraser6781
    @henryfraser6781 3 года назад +58

    “A WHOLE SUMBARINE!”
    😂

  • @sirpizo555
    @sirpizo555 5 лет назад +270

    I love the thought of Bond getting shot at and shouting "Right I've had enough of that just stop it!"

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 4 года назад +19

      Coconut Head a whole submarine? You’re joking! I’m gonna have to call some other Russians now. Seeeeya

    • @stevechristie2569
      @stevechristie2569 3 года назад +6

      @@RaferJeffersonIII sumbarine

    • @lordrabbit7713
      @lordrabbit7713 3 года назад

      @Jaxton Barrett unexpected but interesting. Thanks for info.

    • @conahlestrange9794
      @conahlestrange9794 3 года назад +4

      “And yes he’s with a lady”

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 27 дней назад

      Blofeld: Oh sorry, not in the mood today?

  • @stroketheboat
    @stroketheboat 11 месяцев назад +10

    how they all kept straight faces through the making of this scene is beyond me

  • @chilrad
    @chilrad 7 лет назад +114

    I love the fact that even Lynn's new fella feels compelled to applaud Alan's efforts despite their acute differences (as demonstrated earlier in the episode!).

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro6537 Год назад +5

    3:26 'Completely Billy bollocks'
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andymerrett
      @andymerrett 3 месяца назад +2

      What was that? Too late!

  • @ultramagnus27
    @ultramagnus27 2 года назад +73

    That fact he thinks he knows everything about bond and then says he wants to watch Fiona Fullerton, when she’s not in the spy who loved me (she’s in a view to a kill) is just genius!!

    • @R0I3I3IE
      @R0I3I3IE 2 года назад +6

      You've copied this. No one is impressed.

    • @steffanhoffmann
      @steffanhoffmann Год назад +1

      ​@@andymerrett Taken you up to 2👍 against his 4.
      A-haaaa

  • @TheGuyWhoWroteThis
    @TheGuyWhoWroteThis 8 лет назад +233

    Best 4 minutes of television. From any show. Ever.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 10 месяцев назад +7

    Alan Partridge can make any movie sound like the maddest thing ever

  • @lifeshorts1928
    @lifeshorts1928 9 лет назад +78

    "Right I've had enough of that just STOP IT!"

  • @matthewbacque1622
    @matthewbacque1622 Год назад +6

    You can tell by the look on Felicity Montagu's face, aka Lynn, how truly entertaining she finds Steve's wild comedic acting. True admiration.

  • @thatisRON
    @thatisRON 15 лет назад +23

    "well now you've got Norfolk's maddest man!"

  • @21samsilva
    @21samsilva 12 лет назад +30

    Love the way he shouts MIIIICHAEL. MICHAEL.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike 3 года назад +81

    This scene is so damn good. One of the best comedy scenes of all time.

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Месяц назад +2

    My dad used to use the phrase “completely Billy Bollocks” and for years as a kid I had no idea why 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gubalicious
    @Gubalicious 24 дня назад +1

    I like how even John the joiner is applauding at the end

  • @RIMJANESSOHMALOOG
    @RIMJANESSOHMALOOG 7 лет назад +66

    Sumbarine

  • @Tomanista
    @Tomanista 9 лет назад +63

    Stop getting (insert any movie) wrong!
    Me whenever anyone talks about movies. I feel Alans pain

    • @tommycarr8111
      @tommycarr8111 8 лет назад +3

      Especially when you're a huge fan of a movie, and someone talks to you about it and gets everything wrong about it.

    • @ksportz66
      @ksportz66 3 года назад +1

      @@tommycarr8111 - I know about it and agree about it

  • @soljah2062
    @soljah2062 9 лет назад +201

    Glang, glang a lang a lang a lang a lang a lang a lang

    • @thelethargicponderer6793
      @thelethargicponderer6793 6 лет назад +1

      Sol Jah 0

    • @itsalwaysoniontime
      @itsalwaysoniontime 4 года назад

      Ha ha ha ha ha

    • @andymerrett
      @andymerrett 3 месяца назад +1

      Stop getting Alan's rendition of the Bond theme wrong!
      It's "Glang. Glang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang. Glang-a-lang. Lang-a-lang-a-lang."

    • @Memeguy127-zn9cg
      @Memeguy127-zn9cg Месяц назад +1

      @@andymerrettnobody does it better
      Makes me feel sad for the rest
      Nobody does it half as good as you baby your the best

  • @Memeguy127-zn9cg
    @Memeguy127-zn9cg Месяц назад +1

    He should have a series where he recaps the bond films every episode just like this

  • @Harbaksh1234
    @Harbaksh1234 5 лет назад +34

    2:42 has me crying, everytime! Lol

  • @AlexAhern
    @AlexAhern 9 лет назад +78

    one of the funniest scenes in British history

  • @MalonsMilk
    @MalonsMilk 12 лет назад +14

    This sounds like one of my manic episodes.. but with lemon piping

  • @mrdisco
    @mrdisco 14 лет назад +11

    I'm absolutely obsessed with this. It's just so funny.
    "What was that?! Too Late!"

  • @aestheticaltwat
    @aestheticaltwat 4 года назад +11

    “I’m Roger Moore. BANG!”

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 5 лет назад +4

    Watch Lynn's face every time it cuts to the group, it's fucking hilarious

  • @tryoutaudioireland
    @tryoutaudioireland 11 лет назад +9

    "Goldfingaahhhhhh!!!"

  • @legatrix
    @legatrix 3 года назад +7

    best line: ""he's strong, eh. look!"

  • @pallhe
    @pallhe 10 лет назад +30

    My left eyebrow is twitching uncontrollably because I've just discovered that Steve Coogan and Roger Moore share the same birthday.

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 7 лет назад +12

    "what you doing?"
    "i'm just destroying my cereals"

    • @adamrees400
      @adamrees400 6 лет назад +2

      gitsurfer27 I'd be careful folk might think you're a cereal killer

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 3 года назад

      Do you by any chance run pedestrians around at terrifying leg-speeds?

  • @winston4678
    @winston4678 7 лет назад +88

    " Yes he's with a lady "

    • @JamesLimb
      @JamesLimb 6 лет назад +12

      Winston 467 "I've got to go somethings come up"

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 лет назад +16

      “He means his cock!” 😂

  • @revol113
    @revol113 2 года назад +6

    Coogan playing Alan Partridge playing a baffoon who's trying to act like he's cool by adjusting his words and acting to fit in with the crowd to explain and make Bond 'seem cool' is such a 4th/5th/10th level of comedic genius I just don't know what!

  • @MegaClashcityrocker
    @MegaClashcityrocker 3 года назад +4

    THE benchmark in comedy that everything else will be judged against.

  • @gnif3k
    @gnif3k 8 лет назад +5

    Coogan and Serafinowicz together, brilliant!

  • @ThomasCorfield
    @ThomasCorfield 3 года назад +5

    "I'm not sure why, but he's not showing off."

  • @sleekspook1655
    @sleekspook1655 8 лет назад +17

    Norfolks maddest man !!!!! :-).:-):-)

  • @JR-xo5jp
    @JR-xo5jp Год назад +1

    Norfolk's maddest man !!

  • @SpecialOrder_937
    @SpecialOrder_937 3 года назад +3

    Now you’ve got Norfolk’s maddest man !

  • @TheSamBlonde
    @TheSamBlonde 11 лет назад +6

    One of the best scenes equal to the chocolate mousse episode. Utter Genius!

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator 3 года назад +4

    1:05 Even Coogan can't keep a straight face delivering that line - and that was the take they went with.

  • @TomWright91
    @TomWright91 13 лет назад +11

    I know exactly how Alan feels! People that think they know Bond and really don't have the first clue what they're on about!

  • @S77whut
    @S77whut 11 лет назад +18

    They're all trying so hard not to crack up

    • @ukkendoka
      @ukkendoka 3 года назад

      You can see Coogan smile when he shout's "Stop getting bond wrong!" and the actor playing Michael cant hide his smile either.

  • @BarterTom
    @BarterTom 27 дней назад

    I would have preferred to watch Alan do the whole thing!

  • @Bhodisatvas
    @Bhodisatvas 8 лет назад +32

    Steve Coogan is such an amazing comedian, so so underrated.

    • @chrisbfreelance
      @chrisbfreelance 2 года назад +4

      Five years later, but what? Everyone knows his pedigree.

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 2 года назад +3

      @@chrisbfreelance Right? The internet is OBSESSED with calling everything "underrated"

    • @dannydorko7075
      @dannydorko7075 2 года назад +1

      Your comment is underated

  • @redyellowpink01
    @redyellowpink01 4 года назад +5

    "A whole sumbarine?!"

  • @theresajv5055
    @theresajv5055 2 года назад +2

    Lynn is one of the best characters in the history of television.

    • @ma-moomoo
      @ma-moomoo 2 года назад

      You reckon? Lynn couldn't present... A cat

  • @moewishaw
    @moewishaw 15 лет назад +5

    Hahaha one of the best Alan Partridge scenes ever.

  • @dee-jay-gee-bee7659
    @dee-jay-gee-bee7659 9 лет назад +61

    Nobody gonna mention that Coogan got Bond wrong in that it's Barbara Bach (as Major Anya Amasova) that Roger Moore is necking with in TSWLM (1977) (Fiona Fullerton was Pola Ivanova with Moore in A View to a Kill in 1985)? 252 comments, so somebody probably already has, but not on the top page at any rate.
    "Ooh, bit of bush!"
    Had this (well, Carly Simon singing) as an earworm when doing the washing up today but kept looping the same bit he covers, so had to come here to exorcise the demon...

    • @smiffjam
      @smiffjam  9 лет назад +2

      Aha you win!

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 9 лет назад +13

      Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee It also wasn't lemon piping, it was red.

    • @fishypaw
      @fishypaw 9 лет назад +16

      Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee Bach is necking with somebody else (not Bond) at the beginning, ... the twist being that she is the agent (Triple XXX) being interrupted not the man. Cuts to Q telling Money Penny to call bond, THEN it cuts to Bond necking with Sue Vanner, ... who does look a LOT like Fiona Fullerton, hence Allan's 'mistake'.

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 8 лет назад +3

      +Paul L yeah it was red, but it probably tasted of lemons.

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- 8 лет назад +7

      maniq minah Ask a bond girl, she'll know what his piping tastes like, (do it in an Alan voice, it sounds funnier.)

  • @Subculture
    @Subculture 12 лет назад +5

    I wonder how many times that had to be redone due to corpsing. Absolutely amazing scene.

  • @EstablishmentArchive
    @EstablishmentArchive 3 года назад +2

    Michael's description of the volcano scene 😂😂😂

    • @Galdenistal
      @Galdenistal 2 года назад +1

      You can't say that anymore 😂

    • @Loonistrator
      @Loonistrator 9 месяцев назад

      @@Galdenistal Oh, you're alright with that like, because it's a race of people, and it's a food.

  • @owenbateman1670
    @owenbateman1670 10 лет назад +5

    When he's using the sunny d as Petrol! that has to be the funniest thing ever, it's so manic!

  • @CaroleUCoope
    @CaroleUCoope 8 лет назад +11

    Stop Getting Bond Wrong!!!
    He's Russian - Hes got eyebrows - What a whole submarine - Your'e Joking!
    Thats not the end of the Beginning - 'Oh bit of nipple' - 'Walking along the top of a gun - Completely Billy Bollocks!!!
    He is Brilliant!!!! He is Genius!!!!
    I asked my eight year old nephew if he'd seen any James Bond movies - and he said yes just one - 'One Eye Only'!.........................
    Now thats a movie I'd like to see.......

    • @andymerrett
      @andymerrett 3 месяца назад

      Michael starred in another Bond film. "Wey Aye Only".

    • @CaroleUCoope
      @CaroleUCoope 3 месяца назад

      Ha Ha. When my young nephew was 8/9 he kept asking if he could see the James Bond Movie, 'One Eye Only'! I still have to come across that one, but in all my searches have sadly never managed to find it. Do let me know if you come across it anywhere.......

  • @aagrille7222
    @aagrille7222 3 года назад +1

    Goldfingaaaaar 😂 😂

  • @matthewhousego544
    @matthewhousego544 2 года назад +7

    Literally me after seeing no time to die lol

    • @stuffedsheepshead
      @stuffedsheepshead 2 года назад +2

      James Bond with a little blonde child? You're joking!

  • @petergarner1971
    @petergarner1971 2 года назад

    'now you' ve got Norfolks maddest man ..
    every line kills me
    every line
    nothing wasted with Coogan ..

  • @zapkvr0101
    @zapkvr0101 Год назад

    Carly Simon and Marvin Hamlisch. Song of the year at the Oscars

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 4 года назад +5

    the best thing about this is all the things Alan gets wrong about it, showing that he's the one getting Bond wrong

    • @Lennon6412
      @Lennon6412 Год назад

      But he is right, it is like that

  • @Zichiable
    @Zichiable 12 лет назад +1

    Bring these years back!

  • @jodyguinness3864
    @jodyguinness3864 2 года назад

    completely billy rollox - alan is a star :- can't help loving him. too funny..👍

  • @edwards233
    @edwards233 15 лет назад

    glang, glang-a-lang..........hahahahahahaha alan partridge makes me chuckle no matter how many times i watch it

  • @josephdarby1987
    @josephdarby1987 12 лет назад +1

    This is my favourite episode Cant help but laugh!

  • @willhewitt1649
    @willhewitt1649 8 лет назад +19

    CLANG...CLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG...CLANG-A-LANG!!

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 года назад +1

    What, a whole Sumbarine?!

  • @buggyboogle9
    @buggyboogle9 Год назад

    Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant.

  • @heydude7568
    @heydude7568 3 года назад

    this 4 minutes cannot be beaten ANYWHERE across ANY comedy show, ANYWHERE EVER. End of.

    • @ThomasCorfield
      @ThomasCorfield 3 года назад

      I do agree that it's genius, but I must suggest this Partridge scene: ruclips.net/video/RxSbTlH0K4w/видео.html

  • @jimh5504
    @jimh5504 8 лет назад

    I wasn't lookinnnnng now that you've found meeeeeee OOh a bit of bush!!!! 😂😂😂👌

  • @Jonp1895
    @Jonp1895 12 лет назад +3

    ooh bit of bush

  • @ianlamb1910
    @ianlamb1910 3 года назад

    Just genius. So so good.

  • @boydegg
    @boydegg 10 лет назад +3

    and the air bass guitar scene :)

  • @Stenbrotsgatan
    @Stenbrotsgatan Год назад +1

    So funny...he's completely describing everything of the first 10 mins of the movie.

  • @antbubb
    @antbubb 14 лет назад

    the last bit is absolutely quality with the orange juice!!

  • @coombecarp
    @coombecarp 2 года назад

    Stunning

  • @DuderinoDeux
    @DuderinoDeux 3 года назад +1

    I nearly split my sides when I first saw this. Dan's a great man.....

  • @MrMr-fo8st
    @MrMr-fo8st 4 года назад

    Alan Partridge -- nobody does it better!

  • @sGxMilLHouSe
    @sGxMilLHouSe 12 лет назад

    best programme ever genius

  • @violent_world
    @violent_world 11 месяцев назад +1

    '' oouh bit 'a bush.

  • @rwilliams6994
    @rwilliams6994 8 лет назад +1

    Superb

  • @parralox
    @parralox 5 лет назад +6

    Oh, what was that? TOO LATE!

  • @koolyman
    @koolyman 2 года назад

    LOL at the sunny delight

  • @automat3000
    @automat3000 5 месяцев назад +1

    Goldfingaaaa! 😤

  • @zufgh
    @zufgh 12 лет назад +1

    Legs go right apart! Ooh what was that!? TOO LATE!

  • @anthonyrobson3648
    @anthonyrobson3648 7 лет назад

    Glan, ga lang a lang a lang 😂😂

  • @hithere6303
    @hithere6303 6 лет назад +2

    Michaelll MICHAELLLLL 😂😂

  • @wwaarrddy
    @wwaarrddy 14 лет назад

    What a legend!

  • @NeilBulk
    @NeilBulk 2 года назад +2

    @0:31 "...necking with Fiona Fullerton..."
    Fiona Fullerton was in "A View To A Kill" and not "The Spy Who Loved Me." Stop getting Bond wrong!

  • @ThePokeyPictures
    @ThePokeyPictures 14 лет назад

    i hope they bring this show back

  • @omnivorousbiped2447
    @omnivorousbiped2447 3 года назад +1

    Sonja's laugh is so good.

  • @thesbiantendencies
    @thesbiantendencies 15 лет назад

    "i am roger moore... BANG" lol *blood dribbles down* i shall memorize this for sheer entertainment ^_^

  • @ksportz66
    @ksportz66 3 года назад

    “ooh bit of bush”

  • @TheBoyo1234
    @TheBoyo1234 11 лет назад

    Couldn't agree more!

  • @MAC4kirly
    @MAC4kirly 15 лет назад +1

    'well now you've got norfolk's maddest man'! lol

  • @darudesandstrom1067
    @darudesandstrom1067 3 года назад

    I love the substitution of sunny delight for gasoline

  • @PaperRoseN
    @PaperRoseN 14 лет назад

    awesome!!!!!

  • @csllover
    @csllover 3 года назад +1

    "Goldfing-AAAAAAAAA!"

  • @GazzaCal123
    @GazzaCal123 13 лет назад

    Absolute quality. PMSL

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 Год назад

    Genius.

  • @futurecat71
    @futurecat71 9 лет назад

    Great Acting from Coogan ! lmao

  • @cricketbat09
    @cricketbat09 3 года назад

    so incredibly funny :)

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 5 лет назад +2

    He finally got to have his James Bond night and he didn’t even get to watch James Bond movies! Nice to see the return of Tex, though

  • @archie_football74
    @archie_football74 9 месяцев назад

    Lemon piping 🤣🤣😊

  • @inkstersco
    @inkstersco 14 лет назад

    Alan's bird is the sexiest presence in tv history.