Make a zoo but hire fans to be locked in the cages screaming “HELP” and stuff and threaten them when they yell that at the visitors Human Zoo Edit:So many people think I’m trying to reference Steven universe lol
Idea: In Island Life, warn everyone that an earthquake is coming, then unanchor everything and see who survives Edit: Apart from the ground since people would immediately just die.
A man has commited murder in the bathroom, in Roblox City! Start the new SCP helicopter! *_H E Y !_* Build the helicopter. And off to contain albert! Prepare the cage! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emer- Flamingo: *_proceeds to destroy the helicopter and cage and kill everyone there_*
What Albert is trying to let you know: Corona virus can spread anywhere, even in toilets, so try to avoid dirty toilets and make sure you use clean items. Edit : WOW I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET THAT MANY LIKES THANK YOU GUYS so much I never got Tha amount. Stay safe guys
Corona is like the flue but spreads faster. It’s only deadly for older people or people with heart problems. We healthy people don’t have to worry, we will most likely survive having corona.
2:06 “We have a drawing board! That you can actually draw on! And I don’t really want that to get in the wrong hands… people are evil, and they’ll draw mean things…” is the deepest thing I’ve ever heard Albert say.
albert you should have added a name tag above your name that said “teacher” and dressed up as a NORMAL teacher. i feel like more ppl would have listened to you and recognized you as a teacher!!
Am about to end my career EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Albert: “I don’t want the drawing board to get into the wrong hands” 19 year old Albert: * draws people peeing on the drawing boards at meep city parties *
I saw one of alberts old videos on Albertsstuff and I saw him in meep city drawing a butt on the board for 80 roux and I saw it and I drawn the same image also it had poop coming out
Flamingo: please sit down and don’t draw on the whiteboard Students: LETS DRAW IMEFJEMMDIMDKDM ON THE WHITE BOARD Flamingo again: *becomes a monster* then the school got on fire and the school fell the end
The answer is actually 10. If we're talking more advanced math, there's no parenthesis so it's 10-5×2= 10, if there were, --(2×5)-10-- then it would be 0.
Idea: pretend an alien invasion is happening and have weird spaceships (like a weird, oblong oval shape) descend from the sky and have aliens kill people.
I had a similar idea, but people here obviously dont like aliens, and like human suffering and the death of children more. And we dont have the power to do what we want to do either, we can only imagine about it, or pretend it is happening in building games or whatnot. Though it could be a felipe or scp tato invasion, I dont see why that wont work.
Kills (leaves or resets dont count) 1:05 albert 1:23 albert again 4:01 guy who sat in the back :/ 5:17 she draw on whiteboard D: 5:37 this guy 5:43 4 ppl 5:47 blud 5:52 a girl 6:16 bathroom guy 6:44 2 ppl who drew ON THE DANG WHITE BOARD 7:01 bruh 7:13 dead person? 9:43 fire girl and albert :( 10:07 blud again
Ropinion haha your comment is very funny. I am going to laugh. Just kidding it wasn’t funny and it also didn’t add anything to the original comment. No one cares about grammar on yt so shut up
Imagine Albert as a teacher.
Oh godni wpuld love that
Im imagining
Teacher Albert: life is nothing lesson done
*Everyone will remember that*
Death
Make a zoo but hire fans to be locked in the cages screaming “HELP” and stuff and threaten them when they yell that at the visitors
Human Zoo
Edit:So many people think I’m trying to reference Steven universe lol
oof that’s harsh😂
But perfect
Like this so albert sees this
Where do I sign up
Mar1on3tt3 Marionette ALBERTA YOU DONT DO THIS.. waa
8:43
Person :THIS ARE YOU FLAMINGO
Albert : -akward silence-
Albert :.......
Courtney Miller more like COURTney MILKer
It was the virus saying it
Then he banned him
@@idk9067 😏
The fact that Vampire answered correctly and Albert just said “No.” Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂 7:21
ikr
no someone changed the 5 into a 10
@@ThumeYT he was joking when he said that 💀
He wasnt joking he said afterwards that he thought that it was a 5, somone did change it.
@@jxstjxff we wrote it without thinking you can see the one at the lest part of 6:49 just barely
Public school: time to be tortured in gym class
Albert’s school:
Straight up kills everyone in gym class
Flamingo takes bad things and make them worse
Diamond Skittlezz gym in elementary is the best (P.E is basically gym.. right?)
@@sugascoat9902 yes infinite dogeball
@@sugascoat9902 ye
what gym class
i love when albert reads the chat in a baby voice and just laughs.
DUDE You need to put more he a legend
SAME -
Yes
Lol
I love your house :)
“people are evil and they’ll draw mean things”
*gets flashbacks to albertstuff*
sra thats what i was thinking lol
Shane Moore me want vbuck pls
Abigail Boi lol
mike spiotti look at my comment and try to get them all
LMAO
I love when Albert demonstrates when the students stare at the question
I agree.
@mr kevin So?
@mr kevin And your replying to a 4 week old comment.
“ That toilet is bad too.”
“okay, I abused the toilet.”
lol
guy named toilet :
lol
LOL
hE bUlLY!!!!!!!!
Imagine teacher Albert laughing hysterically at a child that scraped their knee.
I. Can
Copy comment
I would push the child down the stairs😗
I see it tho i see it
@@CXZoneBasketball I know.
Idea: In Island Life, warn everyone that an earthquake is coming, then unanchor everything and see who survives
Edit: Apart from the ground since people would immediately just die.
You know that everyone would not survive unachor does nothing to kill
Too easy to do
Good idea
Ok
No one
I love how Flamingo banned a student cause he proved him wrong.
edit: forgotten video but this comment isn’t…. forgotten :////////
Fr
realism
And that does happen in real life
The question was edited it was originally 5 x 2 - 5
yeah someone changed the 5 into a 10
Albert: Posted a video
Fans: "Gotta go fast"
OML I love your channel!!
MrRhino omg yess
*gotta move speed*
MrRhino ima poop my pants so I GOTTA GO FAST!
Not funny
New Student: **Sees student die in bathroom**
New Student: 0_0
Ok
no
NO
A man has commited murder in the bathroom, in Roblox City!
Start the new SCP helicopter!
*_H E Y !_*
Build the helicopter.
And off to contain albert!
Prepare the cage!
Lower the stretcher!
And make the rescue!
The new emer-
Flamingo: *_proceeds to destroy the helicopter and cage and kill everyone there_*
0_0
10:12 As someone who plays Robloxian Highschool a bunch, I can 100% say that this aged like wine.
Beatrix lance more like BEE-trix lance
That was a bee joke wasn’t it…
@@stolenps4729yea… totally… funny….
(HELP ME THE BEE JOKEEEEEEEEE *Dies* (oofffff).)
Yep
@@stolenps4729 shut
Lesson learned: Don’t draw on Albert’s whiteboard. And don’t use the bathrooms, just hold it in.
Albert: Okay today I'm gonna be a COOL teacher.
Also Albert:
**Proceeds to kill anyone that misbehaves**
@everyone
Np! :)
@everyone u shouldn't have looked if u didn't want spoilers.
thats the cool teacher.
Great go to heck
SchnitzelBerry 13 also thanks for the spoiler noob :)
Albert: “they can actually draw on the board. I don’t want that to get in the wrong hands!
*albertstuff flashback*
Righttt😂😂😂😭
O o f f f f f f f
I’ve never seen Albert stuff LOL
Bloody poop
@Cody Hill You scammer buy your own robux do not fall for him
Next horror movie
“DON’T TOUCH THE WHITEBOARD”
Acting Simmer funny scale: *-1 / 10
@@opmarcus7545 Positivity pls?
@@opmarcus7545 Positivity pls?
Omg I actually have an amazing idea, the plate is somewhere lol but there’s a student trapped in the mirror and it’s like bloody marry
Don’t touch the whiteboard 2 The curse of the marker
10:30 got me dying when vant said im nervous and the school was colapsing
6:37
someone: scribbles on the board
*has old albert diarrhea obsession flash back*
lol
HEY CAN U COME BACK TO MY END PORTAL I NEEEEEED U
eye of_ender *oh no*
"My life is ruined because of this school"
*every student ever*
That's totally true.
Dude true
the person above me *online dates* in roblox
Uno reverse
*throws stick*
What Albert is trying to let you know: Corona virus can spread anywhere, even in toilets, so try to avoid dirty toilets and make sure you use clean items.
Edit : WOW I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET THAT MANY LIKES THANK YOU GUYS so much I never got Tha amount. Stay safe guys
Safety is good
Much safety very scared much bad virus
Guys don't worry, they have a cure.. Alcohol!!
Wat
Corona is like the flue but spreads faster. It’s only deadly for older people or people with heart problems. We healthy people don’t have to worry, we will most likely survive having corona.
i can't describe how much i live your videos
year after year i come back to these videos
and this genuinely better than Fundemental Paper Education
Zip! Oliver! What are you doing.
Eh, both are pretty good and have their benefits. This video can be pretty nostalgic, and FPE is a good animation.
“Zip, Oliver, what are you doing?”
------------------
“We need to give you the brain enhancement juice”
Kid: “the answer is zero” *which is right*
Albert: WRONG
He is really smart
@@endless2318 _big brain_
@Courtney Miller Wtf
@@xwalala biiiiig
Wow
10:11 is the dream of every freaking student
School collapsing
True
nightmare my is That
Not me! xD
No because I like school
@Liam Bracken its backwards. "nightmare my is That" is "That is my nightmare".
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: You should’ve gone during break!
The school bathrooms during break: 1:23
@Aaron Cole Quiet scammer, no one likes you
@Aaron Cole really?
a kid likes spinel NO
@Aaron Cole get noob
Public Schools:
6:41 this is hilarious
I agree
*yells for help*
i turned for like a second i see that clip this comment needs to be pinnned
DONT FORGET 6:40
@@mustydustyratDRAWING BLUHHHHHHHDRUHHHH
Albert: I would be a good teacher
5 seconds later
Albert: I would be a BAD teacher I would scream a LOT
Yes
I love how you tell it how it is
Ok
Jasmine Hayes STOP IT
@Jasmine Hayes stop scamming people
Albert: so proud of that one person that got the question right
Also Albert: literally destroyed the whole school!
@Sea Bunny no
@Sara Williams Wowie! You're so convincing! Your grammar is also on POINT, sis! I would love to go get scammed! Thank you for this oppurtunity!
Every
Sara Williams mmmmm seems bot ngl
Epic Meme the exclamation mark.
Take it off.
Whiteboard: *exists*
Literally everyone: _im about to end this mans whole career_
Bluina stfu
@@ezorist no u
Lmfao I have no words-
Litteraly everyone: jealous albert has more subs freak
Lmao
Albert saying "I am so proud of you." sounded so genuine 😁
Albert as a teacher:*stabbing kids with needles if they get a answer wrong*
true
if I got admin: constantly deletes the whole M. A. P
Yummm… I hope my teacher pokes me with needles
Albert as a teacher *tournament in bathroom*
I love your profile
“You never know what toilet is infected”
Now I’m scared to use the bathroom
I’m always scard to use the bathroom lol
Pop _mento XD same
poop levitation
Im literally in the toilet right now..
@@guacguacguacguac IN the toilet? get out of there u arent meant to flush urself
Albert: the students make the teacher miserable
Me: just sitting in a corner *
2 + 2 = 🐠
That's not a fish it's a bird idiot
@@xorphus6790 What?
E
What Josh?
no you were right albert- someone legit erased it and changed it 6:21 8:02
Yea-
No I saw him write 1 while drawing
@@khooyihangmoe I’m not sure what we wrote
P
He wrote -10.
9:14
*:"You Will Burn In Heck*
*2 Second Later*
"The Class is Burning"
Lol
U burn the H E L L
Copier u copied someone
Random kid: It’s 0
Flamingo: tHatS nOt cOrRect-
Me: Do the math child-
he's prob double ur age lol
Bad joke
The answer was 0
Albert just has smol *brian*
@@arcticflakes1806 ?
Alberto is having depression, he has no time to think
“You never know what toilet is infected”
Me, on the toilet while watching: **nervous sweating**
Wait I’m on the toilet
oH HaLL NaH
Lol
@Cody Simmons .....
Cody Simmons are you Cody Simpson???
Cody Simmons hell no with your 2 subs
2:06 “We have a drawing board! That you can actually draw on! And I don’t really want that to get in the wrong hands… people are evil, and they’ll draw mean things…” is the deepest thing I’ve ever heard Albert say.
I turned off my iPad during the video and I opened it to see this.
9:57
XD
Aww
Great pfp
i was searching for that moment
thanks
Lol
6:40 When kindergarteners first time drawing on the white board
If you put it on 0.25x on that part, it sound so funny
@@renzabellanosa2973 YOUR RIGHT LOL
It’s actually 0:01
It’s actually 7:09
@@renzabellanosa2973 omg it does
9:54 This is me in answering every math test ever.
Yes.
9:54 This is me when I see a cringe comment
Yes 😂😂
Ewww XD
@@-_cara_-3900 EXACTLY
If Albert was a teacher:
“Every language knows pain. The end.”
“You sit in the bacc, you get attacc.”
Sit the bacc I break your bacc
O
)
O
But I sit in the bAcC
On Crack Ima attacc then-
You sit in the bacc, you eat scacc
Where is our full “Earthworm sally” song??? It’s been a year.
Yeah i have been waiting for too löng
aaaaaaaaburr is rritht
i know RIGHT
*two yrs
elizabeth EXACTLY
9:14 girl said that “you will burn in hell”
And class actually starts burning
LOL
@Anthony Powell rlly??? Sooooo does it work when I report you??? I guess it does right??
Hecc*
Heck*
She the devil or sum
The fly on alberts Mike:huh what’s goin on brah? Albert:*teaching*
Albert: "I made a disturbing Roblox school game!"
Me: Sooo, just a realistic Roblox school game?
Ozpex lmao
Yep
Yes very normal
YEP
Ozpex lol
albert you should have added a name tag above your name that said “teacher” and dressed up as a NORMAL teacher. i feel like more ppl would have listened to you and recognized you as a teacher!!
don’t go to the reply above me
ItsACootBean ovo it’s just an idea :/
@@user-db4uo9no1n lol I went there
@@kammiuhhhhuhhhhhh2568 grammar nazi
@@kammiuhhhhuhhhhhh2568 how about you learn grammar
Public schools: I'm the most disturbing thing in the world
Albert's school: hold my bloxy cola
True
M a r I o :>
y e s
American schools are worst
Gaming With Natalie you sound like you were homeschooled or some privileged rich kid lmao
This dude is actually putting much more things than anybody can do and go through
Albert: “I’m going to be a nice teacher” :D
Also Albert: *-kills students-*
Am about to end my career EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well most people desire death soooooo
He was technicaly the only teacher
@Jeremy James SHUT UP
Oh crap
“I made a disturbing Roblox school game...”
Me: I don’t like where this is going
ᒪᘿᖶ'S ᗩᒪᒪ
...
ᗩᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪᒪ
8-Bit Animates Lol
OH NO
Some toilet gives you *DiSEAsEs*
Me: I don't think that happens in my school
Gooplier I think there are.
@@546kys what
@@CartoonistNerd earlyyy
So it's just mine then okay weirdo
I have ligma because of the toilet infections
My class once made a teacher’s quit😭😭
me : *goes back from school and opens youtube*
me : *sees this*
me : WAIT WHAT
Win yu mispele wordes-
I think u do need to go back to school and learn spelling
No offence
Opens* auto correct sorry
Here its better now
Ha
Albert: you’re all bad at math
Also Albert: 2x5-10 doesn’t equal 0
It equals 10
Nvm
Jk
@@guppienoelle correct
U know the mathematical order?
I don't know if this is a joke
Pls no wooooosh
Albert: “The school isn’t that cool.”
Me: “Mhm, agreed.” When I was in school, ‘twas my death sentence.
Relatable
When i saw it Flamingo Said "The School isn't that cool."
Welcome to Alberts basics and education and learning that's him
Albert: “I don’t want the drawing board to get into the wrong hands”
19 year old Albert: * draws people peeing on the drawing boards at meep city parties *
Loli Lucy yep lol
That white boards will be smells peez
I saw one of alberts old videos on Albertsstuff and I saw him in meep city drawing a butt on the board for 80 roux and I saw it and I drawn the same image also it had poop coming out
Oh. Those days were nice.
isee your A old one。
"2 times five is.."
" THIS IS HIS"
"390"
"ok there we go"
Albert:”I’m going to be a cool teacher”
Also Albert: sits student in the corner
👍
Me: *slowly leaves the room screaming*
Epic
E
E
E
E
Ee
E
Albert = Baldi Basic
Flamingo: please sit down and don’t draw on the whiteboard
Students: LETS DRAW IMEFJEMMDIMDKDM ON THE WHITE BOARD
Flamingo again: *becomes a monster* then the school got on fire and the school fell the end
Underrated but actually funny
Thx :D
.-.
Albert: "You never know what toliet is infected."
Me: And that is why I haven't pooped in 120 years!
Theripist: I see...... I would do the same..
If you didn't poop in 120 years you would die
@@poplovely3892 actually your dumb you would poop yourself. UwU please NU hate
I was reading this comment as I was on that part.
Pop Lovely yeah...…
@Lisa Lewis scammer
2:45 "almost as if the whiteboard was a redboard"
28 stabbed wounds
I think everyone would want Albert as a teacher💀😭😍
“It’s 0”
“Wrong!”
*checks boards* _OWAIT-_
@Jeremy James wow thanks just copped 2 trillions worth of robux
The answer is actually 10. If we're talking more advanced math, there's no parenthesis so it's 10-5×2= 10, if there were, --(2×5)-10-- then it would be 0.
@@unusedaccount9481 it doesnt need parentheses
- S a m m y J a m m y - parenthesis or not, PEMDAS. You do multiplication first before anything else. It’s 0 lol
@@clamjuice2179 in some cases, it does.
“The school isn’t that cool”
*pretty much any ordinary school*
Plasticgamerkid YT I was just gonna comment that XD
Clara The Furry Fennec lol
Typical!
Viewers: Omg they had a family
Albert: Yeah, *they're next*
*racks shotgun*
cursed
"2 x 5 - 10"
Vampire: the answer is 0
Albert: wrong!
*_visible confusion_*
ikr
2 x 5= 10 - 10 = 0
Albert is a legend for putting the ads at the end.
CAN U BE MAMA W E DEAD
WHAT
Me who just got an ad at the beginning
👹🐀👺
Me doesn't have an ad: 😎🤏🕶👀 Ayo Flamingo deleted the ad 👀🤏🕶😎
4:35 I love how Flamingo was trying to say seat but then he just ended up with seaf three times (Edit: Thanks so much 432 likes!!!!!!)
You got 31 likes now
@501st Trooper 38**
@@manosemnomealgum 39
@@pepapig3902 41*
51*;
8:48 his arm is wiggling
1:42 The character just casually having a seizure
By Th ug
XD COVID in 2030 be like xd
ßSSSSÀAWAÆ
@@Ghosteras what? i dont speak that language.
@@Ghosteras tf
Albert: “So, I’m gonna do 30,000 robux this time...”
*puts in 20,000 robux*
Me: ok.
So? People don’t need to know that. It isn’t funny -.-
FloofyOreoUwU We have different type of humor. *Just Respect Them!*
@Koxpika he knows it all BOI
Lol u Saw the rbx amount
@@user-iq4ku9fv7f Well, it didn't say it has to be funny for you stupid
“Some toilets give you diseases”
Why does this sound oddly like my school?
My friend got the Corona virus because he used the school toilet...
Phantom omg
Brixe LOL
it sounds SHITTY. hahaha-
@@thischannelisdeadbyebye3234 BAD WORD
Him:2X5-10=0
AlberT:WRONG
Albert: I made a roblox disturbing school game
Me: school is already disturbing
You aren’t wrong
and thats on period
7:20 he was actually right it was 0
Proof that Albert doesn't know math
AND HE ORIGINALLY ACUALLY PUT 10
@@King_Bob-b2d Calm Down Bro
@@Trainboyz1.Yes he needs more of an education
*school collapsing and everyone is running around in a panic*
Kid: "iM nErVoUs"
Albert: "yeah, you should be the school is cOLaPsiNG"
Realkingpooprat is the actual username for realkingbob
Woosh
P e a c e P a n d a ew gacha user
@@candizvallery no
Ignoredl I know right
I remember seeing one of my friends okay this game… he wasn’t the same after he acted differently
9:55 leh
10:00 you have been staring at that for 5 minutes now i am so proud of you
When u read that it happened-
6:38 I really felt that when Albert said “huh drawing!? DAHHSSAASAAAAA!”
Idea: pretend an alien invasion is happening and have weird spaceships (like a weird, oblong oval shape) descend from the sky and have aliens kill people.
I had a similar idea, but people here obviously dont like aliens, and like human suffering and the death of children more.
And we dont have the power to do what we want to do either, we can only imagine about it, or pretend it is happening in building games or whatnot.
Though it could be a felipe or scp tato invasion, I dont see why that wont work.
please do this albert
Like so Albert can see
Boring
Its a bad idea
Albert: "2x5-10 IS NOT ZERO!" me: "Did Albert even go to school?"
9:57 Albert looks so concerned and I laughed so hard at his statment
Ikr
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
That was super nasty
käse
Flamingo: *disturbing school game*
Me: Is it not already disturbing?
Middle school YES
True
rifty will see this.
6:50 -sees ant on microphone-
I saw it too!!!
its a fly
a very small fly
It's not a ant, Ants do not move rapidly
It's not an ant but good spotting!
eagle eye
I love how Albert fans always use periods at the end of their comments.
I'm pretty sure a lot of regular people do that as well. I don't know how that makes Albert fans any special
Imagine flamingo as a teacher with bully’s he would say NUKE THEM
Enjoying Everyday Life Gaming he would
good
YES QUEEN!!!
Bruh you stole this comment
@@zghostx9527 the bots stole it
Albert: " *bathroom time* "
Also Albert: " Stop using the bathroom "
"I'm gonna be a nice teacher." *Starts killing the whole class*
Depressed Scooby Doo he said he’d be the cool teacher 🤣
*_Sacrificing to god_*
omg hi scooby
Scooby doo is constipated
*Zoinks, Scoob...*
Kills (leaves or resets dont count)
1:05 albert
1:23 albert again
4:01 guy who sat in the back :/
5:17 she draw on whiteboard D:
5:37 this guy
5:43 4 ppl
5:47 blud
5:52 a girl
6:16 bathroom guy
6:44 2 ppl who drew ON THE DANG WHITE BOARD
7:01 bruh
7:13 dead person?
9:43 fire girl and albert :(
10:07 blud again
6:39 I started LAUGHING 😂
*DRAWING!?! EEEUUUGHHHHHEUUUGHHH!!!!*
Same 😂🤣
The pen¡s in the background?
Same XD
Me too actually
"Students like me tried to class clown"
Nice Grammar albert
*Nice grammar, Albert.
Ropinion haha your comment is very funny. I am going to laugh. Just kidding it wasn’t funny and it also didn’t add anything to the original comment. No one cares about grammar on yt so shut up
@@powe6048 i also like how you didnt @ me so i wouldn't notice.
I can just imagine Albert screaming at students with the scream from his usual videos
"Brain enhancement juice"
Technically, it is called "Neuro-Enchancement"
7:15 Albert was right but they drew another math problem