all food has a expiration date rather it expires or not because of FDA laws, i believe if i remember right its 2 years. even water will have a expiration.
You should check out The Social Network, then. Take away the awkward nature of the character of Zuckerberg, then you can see that Eisenberg can play a ruthless and intelligent businessman. Plus, in today's world, successful startups are happening with younger people (like Facebook, Twitter, and other internet companies). I think casting Eisenberg is the perfect way to usher in a present-day Lex Luthor.
nihonGO Yeah I've seen some clips of him in that movie and sense he's been cast as him I've grown to like it a little more day by day but I'm still not 100% on board the Eisenberg train quite yet, if he's in the first trailers of the movie and and it looks pretty good then hell I'll be first in line because Lex is such a fantastic villain and I want to see him done justice. I hope at some point he losses his hair because if you look at some fan made pictures of him bald he looks alright bald. Also there's rumors that he'll have hair when we first see him.
If Tallahassee will join the avengers I would or he make a good agent of shield Thor and Tallahassee fighting about Twinkies captain America laugh about it
@@marnv2956 Jesus Christ. Wonder what Jesus Christ is up to these days. Ignoring all the starving children's who are suffering with diseases? Wonder if Jesus Christ is worried about someone using the name.
@@marnv2956 Using the Lord's name in vain as someone from the 1st Century would understand it is using it unnecessarily. Every time you mention "Praise the lord!" or "Bless you" you're using the Lord's name in vain. Checkmate fundamentalist.
1:51 Lex Luthor offering his shotgun to Carnage, Carnage refuses the weapon and pulls out hedge clippers and Lex Luthor entertainingly watches Carnage slice zombie’s head
I still love the fact that even with a zombie apocalypse the grocery store managed to keep probably about 70% of their shelves stocked meanwhile we get hit with covid and we're in short supply of everything😂😂
Much as I love this movie, I want to see a movie where the apocalypse comes but everyone who owns a gun or just got too many hours in black ops just go "It's finally happening!", take to the streets and just have the time of their lives plowing through zombie hordes
@@g-fanmax1838 Point of interest, they did find that people who watched zombie movies did better against the pandemic compared to people who didn't; it served as partial mental exercise for a similar hazard.
It's my belief that zombie apocalypse survivors would naturally become germophobes, if they weren't already -- even self-described hardasses like Tallahassee. With zombie blood, brains, and saliva splashing everywhere, and the human population diminished to the point where common goods like baseball bats, T-shirts, gloves, vehicles, etc. were easily found and free for the taking, a "throwaway" mentality would prevail with respect to anything that's even potentially been exposed to the zombie virus, as a result of combat or otherwise. It's just good policy not to try to clean off such stuff -- instead, scrounge more of it.
All you gotta do is before that build a concrete wall around a large tract of land. Make it inconspicuous, tall, but old looking. Then just live and farm in there and never leave. Make sure nobody can see over it. Never make yourself known. Plant trees around your base after a while to hide even more. If nothing can see beyond the wall other than treetops, you'll be safe. Zombies won't put the effort through, bandits probably won't think anything of it either. If you want to be safe of them, get loads of nails, and a welder, and make caltrops. coat them in your shit and piss and throw them out all over the nearby roads and paths. They pop tires and infect feet with bad bacteria.
When watching this movie the first time I literally said out loud "no! Not the banjo!" It was a really nice banjo and I half expected it to shatter upon impact
Tallahassee’s obsession w/ Twinkies is like me w/ these apple cinnamon muffins that the country club that I live by has them. They don’t have them all the time every weekend but when they do have them. I savor every bite of them
Tallahassee has the best one liners. "Time to nut up or shut up" "you got a pretty mouth" "Come here big fella, I'm just gonna take a little off the top"
When Sea of Thieves first launched. I was playing on an “open invite” sloop and I didn’t know it. As I was getting supplies on the ship to go to shore to do a riddle or fight skeletons. I started saying the whole “Twinkie” speech, but started with, “Theirs a box of twinkies on that island!…” A random player joined my ship. And he heard the whole thing. And he says “Dude! This game has Twinkie’s in it?!?! That’s so awesome!!!!!” We named our ship for the day The USS Twinkie 😎🍻🤘🏻
After the second movie, I guess these first and third zombies would be Homers while the second was probably a Hawking because he snuck up behind Columbus.
Those two sure like being in the same movies. They both play in Now you see me. I would do that for Twinkies. I love this movie. Best Zombie Movie ever!!
I love how he says “believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date.” Lmao gets me every time
He's actually right.
O
all food has a expiration date rather it expires or not because of FDA laws, i believe if i remember right its 2 years. even water will have a expiration.
Columbus. Look, cloud cakes. They are kinda like twenkies.
Tallahassee. If you go to Disneyland and mickey mouse isn't there. Is Chucky cheese ok?
@@danielgodfrey4415 lol chuck in the pandemic is currently AWOL
Tallahasee and Daryl Dixen are hands down the best two partners to stick with during a zombie apocalypse. I don't know if they would get along though.
Yeah they probably wouldn't agree either.
agree
Tallahassee reminds me of merel
MeestaBojangles hell yeah. they're the baddest son's of birches around
MeestaBojangles Fuck them, I'd rather stick with Alice
Yeah I don't know why he keeps disposing all his weapons after one use.
Probably not to get infected, but they seem ok.
+Jdabomb93
Yes it's a good idea to dispose some of the weapons that is full of virus
Declan Olivetti Really? That's interesting, how do you know that?
Nick R
Dead rising game logic.
Cargo Shorts For President
Tallahassee denying the shotgun and going for hedge clippers to kill a zombie is the most 2000s thing I ever seen. The nostalgia lol
AGREED, DUDE. AGREED.
Yup
"He sets the standard for not to be fucked with"
Favorite line.
"C'mere big fella, just gonna take a little off the top."
Love that
Best way to kill a zombie
Yes lmaooo
Best part about that is we don't see what happens, it's all about Columbus' reaction -- makes it a lot funnier.
1:56
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how Eisenberg is Lex Luthor...
You should check out The Social Network, then. Take away the awkward nature of the character of Zuckerberg, then you can see that Eisenberg can play a ruthless and intelligent businessman. Plus, in today's world, successful startups are happening with younger people (like Facebook, Twitter, and other internet companies). I think casting Eisenberg is the perfect way to usher in a present-day Lex Luthor.
nihonGO Yeah I've seen some clips of him in that movie and sense he's been cast as him I've grown to like it a little more day by day but I'm still not 100% on board the Eisenberg train quite yet, if he's in the first trailers of the movie and and it looks pretty good then hell I'll be first in line because Lex is such a fantastic villain and I want to see him done justice. I hope at some point he losses his hair because if you look at some fan made pictures of him bald he looks alright bald. Also there's rumors that he'll have hair when we first see him.
They are so fucking crazy for twinkies XD
personally I can actually see Eisenberg as the riddler rather than portraying Luthor
GruesomeGoose at least it wasn't unfunny Kevin Hart
1:36 rule #33 don't leave weapons behind
Jamie Hosier Unless they infect you after being used
David Ibarra
Maby Drag Baseball in dirt to clean?
so u can get infected ? because metal is a conducted of a main infection :P
I don’t remember that being a rule in the movie.
except for guns without ammunitions
Black Panther: Evacuate the city, engage all defences and get this man a Twinkie.
If Tallahassee will join the avengers I would or he make a good agent of shield Thor and Tallahassee fighting about Twinkies captain America laugh about it
I love your comment jean nguyen
Zack Laws
Thanks man, I appreciate that. 👍🏻
Your welcome jean nguyen it's hilarious your first comment you have humor?
@@tugatwood5195 the fact that his a villain right now in a marvel movie hits different
"Time to not up or shut up" "that sounds very 2009"
allen Scott hahahahahaahahahaha
" *Time to kick some dicks* "
*nut up
Rainbow Smash no
Ayyyyyyy
“Jesus Christ you are a dangerous man.”
I love that line 😂
Please don't use the Lord's name in vain. God bless.
@@marnv2956 Jesus Christ. Wonder what Jesus Christ is up to these days. Ignoring all the starving children's who are suffering with diseases? Wonder if Jesus Christ is worried about someone using the name.
“What are you, prospecting?”
@@bryanginn667 He ain't.
@@marnv2956 Using the Lord's name in vain as someone from the 1st Century would understand it is using it unnecessarily. Every time you mention "Praise the lord!" or "Bless you" you're using the Lord's name in vain. Checkmate fundamentalist.
They do a “don’t swing” callback in Double Tap. He actually swings this time.
He swings after Columbus says swing but the zombie dodged it
1:51 Lex Luthor offering his shotgun to Carnage, Carnage refuses the weapon and pulls out hedge clippers and Lex Luthor entertainingly watches Carnage slice zombie’s head
In short during a zombie apocalypse Lex Luthor, Carnage and Gwen Stacy team up at Krylar's house.....
And with Mera turd
"You're incredible."
"I know."
I always thought he said "you're a criminal" 💀
"and they're so fat."
Tina u stupid
But why tho
Ur fat
"Poor fat bastards..."
Sorry, this is so out of the blue, but do you think they ate tainted beef or got bitten?
Tallahassee: "These fellas really let themselves go"
Columbus: "They're so fat"
I don't know why, but I laugh every time.
Just remember, the fatties were first to go. Lol
Luckiestof13 - Cardio
Oh you watch Lyosacks? :0
They fattened up on the Twinkies if I remember right.
Juan B. lol
I still love the fact that even with a zombie apocalypse the grocery store managed to keep probably about 70% of their shelves stocked meanwhile we get hit with covid and we're in short supply of everything😂😂
zombies don't need toilet paper ;)
I think it’s implied that the apocalypse happened too quickly for anyone to panic buy.
and managed to keep the lights on😂
@@clover6480 They actually covered for that one by stating that the hydro dams were the reason they still had power.
@@jayhemfindsyou in the movie or in an off set video?:)
this movie is funny as hell
Agreed
Much as I love this movie, I want to see a movie where the apocalypse comes but everyone who owns a gun or just got too many hours in black ops just go "It's finally happening!", take to the streets and just have the time of their lives plowing through zombie hordes
this movie will help you survive a zombie apocalypse
Eli Diamond yes, yes it will
I've been watching ZombieLand so when the corona virus mutates...
I'll be ready.
One of my friend literally has a notebook with every single one of the Zombieland rules .....
He's prepared for anything...
@@g-fanmax1838 Point of interest, they did find that people who watched zombie movies did better against the pandemic compared to people who didn't; it served as partial mental exercise for a similar hazard.
@@JJ-qo7th I can believe that.
the man wants a twinkie
Madison Fredrickson WHERES THE FUCKING TWINKIES😂
You're not you when you're hungry
Don't get between a man and his Twinkie, for he wont stop until he has had his Twinkie
He atleast had one in the end right??
Bigby Wolf right
that store was stacked with food and BEER!! yet they fallow the girl and get screwed over lol.. and walk out with nothing?
You kind of need your wits in an apocalypse,so I highly doubt they can drink ever
only when your safe you could
That's only like 5% of the time, MAYBE. ALWAYS BE ON ALERT, THOSE ZOMBIES ARE SUPER FAST
he only came for the twinkies
in a world full of zombies, getting laid becomes a high end resource.
"you got a perty mouth" best quote ever
1:17 not anymore 😂😂😂
@@daevoking2620 The best quote is 0:40
"You got a purty mouth." I laugh at that every time.
Edit: 1:14
Bradley Clark ha
Hahahahahaha xD I don't.
I think he says pretty
I think he says “you got a pretty mouth “ but I know it’s funny 😆😂
Bradley Clark ha did you notice he says YEET when he hits the zombie
Tallahassee was always my fav. Character 😂
WHERE ARE MAH DAMN TWINKIES!
Tallahassee
Tallahassee was holding a guitar until 1:22, but when second zombie attacks colombus in 1:24, what tallahassee holding suddenly changed into bat.
Its a banjo
He probably wanted something more effective
He steps back in to the next aisle in the moment so he probably switched out to the bat then.
I kind of love Jesse's voice
Tyler 'The Fangirl' His voice is Blu from Rio
Tyler 'The Fangirl' also lex Luther from Batman vs Superman
Perfectly good bat & he throws it away...
Could have had some many home runs with that.
It's my belief that zombie apocalypse survivors would naturally become germophobes, if they weren't already -- even self-described hardasses like Tallahassee. With zombie blood, brains, and saliva splashing everywhere, and the human population diminished to the point where common goods like baseball bats, T-shirts, gloves, vehicles, etc. were easily found and free for the taking, a "throwaway" mentality would prevail with respect to anything that's even potentially been exposed to the zombie virus, as a result of combat or otherwise. It's just good policy not to try to clean off such stuff -- instead, scrounge more of it.
I don’t know why... but the look Columbus gives Tallahassee when he pulls out the shears makes me smile
0:39 Thought you`d tell HIM that.
1:17 sounded like Tallahassee said *”YEET”*
I laughed to hard at that one😂😂😂
If u listen closely he actually did say yeet
Such a Han Solo esc moment “ You’re incredible...”
“ I know...”
All you gotta do is before that build a concrete wall around a large tract of land. Make it inconspicuous, tall, but old looking. Then just live and farm in there and never leave. Make sure nobody can see over it. Never make yourself known. Plant trees around your base after a while to hide even more. If nothing can see beyond the wall other than treetops, you'll be safe. Zombies won't put the effort through, bandits probably won't think anything of it either. If you want to be safe of them, get loads of nails, and a welder, and make caltrops. coat them in your shit and piss and throw them out all over the nearby roads and paths. They pop tires and infect feet with bad bacteria.
Well we all know who's gonna survive a apocalypse😂
dakotagau
How would you afford that or get the materials?
Bandits will be attracted to anything inconspicous
rrico
this dude in the walking dead would be a beast
Beta and the Whisperers would crap their pants
Yeah he also looks like Merle Dixon. Both Tallahassee and Merle were played by different actors and I was shocked they looked and sound the same lol
I love the fact that he plays dueling banjos
2:00 i wanted to see the scene how Tal teared that zombie
Who’s here after watching the trailer of part 2
Nope just me 💁♂️ okay
me
We are 3
WhEre'S mY tWiNkiEs aT?
Me can't wait for it
@@albertohuerta6963 gonna find out in double-tap
1:19 banjos, can be surprisingly heavy.
Gets me every time that zombie shows up and he’s like, “Whoa, Big Hoss” LOL
Who knew they would become magician buddies
Imagine being so badass that you can navigate using garden shears to off a huge zombie.
I want this man's workout routine.
0:18 when Tallahasee says his speech I agree with him.
When watching this movie the first time I literally said out loud "no! Not the banjo!" It was a really nice banjo and I half expected it to shatter upon impact
1:26-1:29
Columbus:"Don't swing, don't swing...SWING!"
10 years later(this year):
Columbus:"Don't swing, don't swing...SWING....(then a zombie avoids it)
Its flagstaff hahaha
And second swing hit columbus's head?
whacking zombies with an instrument wasn't such a good idea...
This man killed 3 zombies for a pack of twinkies
*Man i probably would get killed before getting a piece of twinkie*
that man of hes wearing a hat his weapons are so cool which use to kill any type of zombie
"You got a purty mouth" gets me everytime 😂
Rule #34 - Don't risk your life for a Twinkie
Rule #35 - Always remember Rule #34
If you think that's what rule 34 is I'd suggest not putting that into an image search :)
@@TIBYCOLLINS Ha ha ha good one.
(That's actually a good one, not trying to mock you or anything)
Rule #36 - Tallahassee will ignore rules #34 and 35
Tallahassee’s obsession w/ Twinkies is like me w/ these apple cinnamon muffins that the country club that I live by has them. They don’t have them all the time every weekend but when they do have them. I savor every bite of them
Tallahassee made the zombie (who shouldn't be sentient to feel fear) reel back from terror.
Beyond the impossible.
It still shocked me how them shelves were still stocked and the lights were still on.
Clearly the apocalypse happened right after stocking time... and no one looted during the chaos. Yea... that definitely happened...
Yeah, two months later?
love how the last zombie just stood there for the shot instead of going after them.
I love how there's 10 gallons of water behind them and he's focused on twinkes
City of the Dead
Is a movie about 5 Survivors named Kevin Troy Aidan Taylor and Debbie in a Zombie Apocalypse
Never mess with another mans Twinkies.
Yessir
1:44 Tallahassee: twinkie twinkie twinkie twinkie oh woah Big Hoss
if you want to survive...
"Risk your life for a Twinkie"
1:57 That fat zombie be like: (chuckles) *I'm in danger*
Come here big fella just gonna take a little of the top 😂
L4d theme anybody notice 0:56
Still my favorite movie
Imagine Tallahassee looking for Oreos or Ritz instead 😅
The irony is that these aisles are fully stocked Haha
0:13, The Garden Weasel. I think I might've been one of about 3 people that laughed when we saw that thing.
How did he see that one before it came around the corner
Foot steps sound
Bubbys famous line
Tallessehee is me during a zombie apocalypse in a Walmart hunting for the last bag of doritos.
Or the last box of toilet paper
Lays
"I know" is the perfect response to any compliment
The deliverance reference in this is so in your face but no one gets it
Most Palone bos lukis
What's the reference?
@@kokobean5921 I believe they mean Dueling Banjos but that's a general banjo tune, not really specifically Deliverance.
@@banjobill8420 that and the "you got a purty mouth line" theyre both in deliverance
FYI this was made during a time when Banjos were made of solid steel.
My biggest question about this movie was if everything is abandoned no president or nothing how the hell is there power everywhere
Love the little head tilt he does to Columbus when the fat guy first shows up.
"Toldja I could get 'em to come out."
Tallahassee has the best one liners. "Time to nut up or shut up" "you got a pretty mouth" "Come here big fella, I'm just gonna take a little off the top"
When Sea of Thieves first launched. I was playing on an “open invite” sloop and I didn’t know it.
As I was getting supplies on the ship to go to shore to do a riddle or fight skeletons.
I started saying the whole “Twinkie” speech, but started with, “Theirs a box of twinkies on that island!…”
A random player joined my ship. And he heard the whole thing. And he says
“Dude! This game has Twinkie’s in it?!?! That’s so awesome!!!!!”
We named our ship for the day The USS Twinkie 😎🍻🤘🏻
1:29 -- 1:34 TALHASSE GOT THE HOME RUN
After the second movie, I guess these first and third zombies would be Homers while the second was probably a Hawking because he snuck up behind Columbus.
There's a box of twinkies when the second zombie runs in
Now that's cleatus kassady
1:47
Twinkie box..
These guys should be on the train to Busan..
I avoided people like they were zombies even before they were zombies
The meek shall inherit the earth
I'm severely disappointed that all throughout Zombieland 2 there was not a single reference to Twinkles.
At 0:57 I like the deliverance reference
1:47 "Woah, Big Hoss" 🤣
I’m upset twinkies didn’t make an appearance in double tap.
He played the tune from deliverance. 😂😂😂
2:04 so he is just going to throw it away
Those two sure like being in the same movies. They both play in Now you see me.
I would do that for Twinkies. I love this movie. Best Zombie Movie ever!!
Who’s here after zombieland double tap?
✌️
Tallahassee: you got a purtty mouth *banjo beat down*
Was that guitar part a left 4 dead reference?
Probably more of a deliverance one the u got a purty mouth line was also in it after all
Somewhere in there is the last twinkie
What if Tallahassee and Merle Dixon from TWD were in a movie😅
Watched this again on 3rd February, 2023
Tallahassee is my spirit animal.
You got a pretty mouth
Zombie: why thanks
*"They're so fat"*
I'm-
1:33: the zombie tries to defend himself😂
1:48 if I saw that I would say "whoa big chungus"
Don't swing don't swing swing