Half in the Bag Episode 102: The Revenant

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @jedi4049
    @jedi4049 2 года назад +391

    Finally watched the movie. Great film. Now I can finally watch this episode I been saving for 6 years.

    • @srsieg1155
      @srsieg1155 2 года назад +7

      Lmaoooo

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 2 года назад +6

      How was it?

    • @wetsock111
      @wetsock111 Год назад +6

      that’s how it be huh

    • @jedi4049
      @jedi4049 Год назад +8

      @@jeremyphillips3087 I enjoyed it

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад +2

      I thought Tom Hardy's character was too evil, he didn't have any redeemable qualities. He was annoying, obnoxious and insufferable. I think it would have been more interesting if we could relate to him just a little bit

  • @scstee01
    @scstee01 9 лет назад +388

    The real Hugh Glass crawled back to civilization to get his shit back. He didn't have a son, but you don't get Oscars for material vengeance.

    • @itsallgoodman4108
      @itsallgoodman4108 Год назад +25

      That would have been better honestly. If they made Glass just as lowdown as Fitzgerald and no Leo

    • @leedaman8webz
      @leedaman8webz 11 месяцев назад

      Lmao

  • @kkendd
    @kkendd 9 лет назад +297

    Rich Evans deserves that Oscar for his incredible acting in Space Cop!

    • @beep-beep
      @beep-beep 9 лет назад +7

      +SupplySide Jesus It's a rigged game, man. smh

    • @michaelrhoads7448
      @michaelrhoads7448 9 лет назад

      +SupplySide Jesus Now we just need Aunt Viv to yell at him in a bizarre youtube video...

    • @CptBladd
      @CptBladd 9 лет назад +2

      +Victor Yoon he should get an oscar for eating horse penis hotdogs for the whole movie.

    • @bigguccidracobomptonpirufr1867
      @bigguccidracobomptonpirufr1867 9 лет назад +2

      +Victor Yoon #oscarssohackfraudy

    • @ybother4921
      @ybother4921 9 лет назад

      Fat Ethel didn't get any Oscars either this is obviously an attempt by the patriarchy to oppress fat white people.

  • @luispt77
    @luispt77 5 лет назад +404

    This is surely on of the best HiB since they filmed it in the cold. What bravery.

    • @RageONTv
      @RageONTv 4 года назад +19

      The temperature was so low that the frosting on the door looked like spray paint

    • @jugularmusic
      @jugularmusic 3 года назад +4

      Braver than Leo. That hack fraud!!

    • @ryanlueras4594
      @ryanlueras4594 3 года назад +1

      @@jugularmusic what makes you say that? I'm intrigued

    • @jugularmusic
      @jugularmusic 3 года назад +7

      @@ryanlueras4594 it was a joke 😋 hack fraud is the catch phrase in the RLM community.

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 2 года назад +2

      Up there with boyhood

  • @MaximumAaron
    @MaximumAaron 9 лет назад +1049

    "Based on true events" means "We used some of the same names, maybe."

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +5

      Yuuup

    • @KoxenBols
      @KoxenBols 5 лет назад +37

      "Some of these names were used during that time period"

    • @servadac42
      @servadac42 4 года назад +9

      As far as the movie Fargo goes, not even that.

    • @kingulv
      @kingulv 4 года назад +16

      Actually in this case the real story is somehow more brutal and more insane then the movie

    • @clouds5
      @clouds5 3 года назад +1

      I tend to give these kinds of movies a wide berth. Usually it's just an excuse to make a movie with a shitty and boring story. Just as the revenant. It's pretty yes, but it's one of the most boring and gruesome movies I've ever seen.

  • @artloverivy
    @artloverivy 7 лет назад +222

    “Human misery genre” 😂

  • @Commander6444
    @Commander6444 9 лет назад +520

    The Revenant, it took negative twelve degrees to make!

  • @attentiondeficitsquirrel7660
    @attentiondeficitsquirrel7660 6 лет назад +204

    Glass was actually going to kill the men who left him for dead. He did wind up crawling like 100 miles through the woods and made it to an outpost only to find out that the man he wanted to kill joined the army so he couldn’t touch him. Something like that.

    • @cushtyinnit8821
      @cushtyinnit8821 3 года назад +6

      sounds like he hit his ceiling

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 3 года назад +32

      That genuinely sounds like it'd make a better movie.

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 2 года назад

      @@HughMansonMD ya or kills him and goes to jail

    • @Cedarlick
      @Cedarlick 9 месяцев назад +2

      Google assistant says 300 kilometers, so closer to 200 miles

  • @Stevenio
    @Stevenio 9 лет назад +166

    I forgot how much they hate Leo.

    • @JumpTheShark1994
      @JumpTheShark1994 9 лет назад +27

      Atleast Mike still loves you Bryan.

    • @MaxMustermann-go8xf
      @MaxMustermann-go8xf 9 лет назад +6

      +Heisenberg
      No! You killed uncle Hank! You killed him!!

    • @full-metal_jacob5858
      @full-metal_jacob5858 9 лет назад +18

      +Heisenberg Isnt it the worst tho tryin to discuss that with other ppl. I dont like him either. I tell ppl he is a one note actor. Tell me a movie where the high point of his acting isnt screaming. There are like 3-4 movies where he just screams at a cell phone.

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 5 лет назад +9

      @@full-metal_jacob5858 you hypnotized with hatred.

    • @feelthepony
      @feelthepony 4 года назад +1

      @@thedangerwich5476 attack his arguments,not him.otherwise your comment is worth shit.

  • @ScabiousGarde
    @ScabiousGarde 2 года назад +42

    Jane Got a Gun has, at time of writing, has a 42% Rotton Tomatoes score critically, 37% Audience Score

    • @Jalliams
      @Jalliams Год назад +1

      Haha ~ should have read the comments first before going & looking it up. Thank you, sah!

    • @kevinkerwin4118
      @kevinkerwin4118 5 месяцев назад

      Not much has changed in 2 years!

  • @markweatherill
    @markweatherill 9 лет назад +741

    Disappointed with The Revenant. All that time running around in the woods and the Blair Witch never showed up.

  • @Mudoh415
    @Mudoh415 9 лет назад +35

    That jab at the Oscars at the very end was absolutely perfect. Thanks Red Letter Media.

  • @BadMouse101
    @BadMouse101 9 лет назад +22

    I'll admit there are other Grit in the Mud movies that have a larger philosophical meaning or better subtext, Aguirre, Apocalypse now, Fitzcaraldo etc. But for me, I went to see this movie to marvel at the incredible scope and visceral feeling, and thats what I got. Sometimes movies don't need to have a deeper meaning, sometimes they're just fabulous journeys. :)

  • @Dr.JeremyDunks
    @Dr.JeremyDunks 9 лет назад +222

    The part where Leo gags on the Buffalo meat, I took it to mean he was still having problems with his throat, since in an earlier scene he couldn't even really drink water, and vomited most of it up. Sure, he cauterized it with gunpowder, but that's not a magic fix-all to the residual tracheal and esophageal damage the character likely incurred.

  • @LackingSaint
    @LackingSaint 9 лет назад +271

    Great review, but I have to disagree with your assessment that there's no real discernible subtext. It seemed pretty clear to me that Inarritu was making a comparison between the struggles of DiCaprio's character and the suffering of the Natives during the colonization of the USA. Like, especially when the Frenchman tells the Native American dude he's not getting any horses because "fair is fair" or whatever, and then the Native America starts spouting off how they took their forests, took their animals, took everything from them... cut to DiCaprio having a Native American fever dream while emerging from a dirt grave. At every turn, Hardy's character devalues nature (refusing to let DiCaprio heal, the God Is A Chipmunk speech) while obsessing over progress ("Life? I ain't got life. I only got living and I ain't got that without these pelts."), and to make that dynamic clear he's easily the most racist character in the film.
    I'm sure there's more to it than that, but even on a surface level I don't think it's entirely style over substance. It's telling a story about how human progress can disturb the balance of the natural world, through the lens of the Colonist and Native conflict. Not the most original thing in the world, but there's something going on.

    • @LackingSaint
      @LackingSaint 9 лет назад +50

      CarbonWaterCalcium I don't think it was the intention of the movie to say humans are inherently cruel, nor that nature is inherently peaceful. This whole narrative is kicked off by a bear fucking up DiCaprio for wandering into the wrong neighborhood, and the Natives in the story pretty much represent a group of humans who advocate for natural peace. The trouble isn't humanity, it's human ideas of business and industry. And of course, that progress seems very reasonable in a lot of ways (hence why so many people, especially Americans, sympathize with Hardy's way of thinking), but it's also kind of inherently corruptive; it's the mentality that means you're not gonna chop down a tree to build a shack, you'll chop down a forest to buy a farm. It's the mentality that turned the bison from one of the most populous animals in the USA to bordering on extinction.
      This is just random thoughts out of my head of course. I'm sure there's other stuff to the movie, and I'm sure there's more interesting ways of looking at it!

    • @Dawgenberg
      @Dawgenberg 9 лет назад +18

      +LackingSaint I agree 100%, that's essentially what I took away from the plot. The line, "They don't hear your words, they only see the color of your face." sort of hammers that point home fairly early on in the story. I also looked into the real story and it struck me that they chose to include American Indians in a story that essentially had none, it twists the narrative to be more than just about a man getting fucked by a bear. Maybe they were distracted by DiCaprio's dumb face.

    • @MaxMustermann-go8xf
      @MaxMustermann-go8xf 9 лет назад

      +LackingSaint
      "On est tous des sauvages"

    • @LackingSaint
      @LackingSaint 9 лет назад +1

      Filthy Bot Thanks, buddy!

    • @LackingSaint
      @LackingSaint 9 лет назад +6

      ***** In fairness, if the moral was something that was really obvious just from the first viewing, you'd be saying it was obnoxious or preachy. And as it stands, the movie does literally end with Tom Hardy saying "Killing me won't bring your boy back". The whole two-wrongs-don't-make-a-right thread is pretty strong throughout the film, when you consider the relationship of the Colonists and Native.

  • @HazeMotes
    @HazeMotes 8 лет назад +542

    Jane Got a Gun has a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. Sorry Mike.

    • @TS57ovr4
      @TS57ovr4 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @wulalion7747
      @wulalion7747 8 лет назад +33

      Down to 39% There is a chance he could be right eventually!

    • @kevinmsft
      @kevinmsft 8 лет назад +11

      It's 5.8/10 on IMDB which is shockingly low lol.

    • @vtrip_
      @vtrip_ 7 лет назад +1

      kevinmsft 5.8 is like 58%.

    • @vtrip_
      @vtrip_ 7 лет назад +2

      Captain BaseBallBat-Boy yes it is. Do the math. IMDb rating scale is 1-10.

  • @chriss.9398
    @chriss.9398 8 лет назад +32

    One of the main reasons I enjoyed this movie was that it was successful at suspension of of disbelief. How it was shot with natural lighting and the some of the very gritty moments made it feel less like a movie with actors in it and something that was actually happening(even fooled me on leo's acting). I was sitting on my couch watching it and I was kind of feeling whatever the scene was in especially in the sub temperature freezing water scenes. I have been in those before and I could absolutely picture that. In fact, I am so dead inside these days from feeling anything from movies or tv shows so I feel that was quite an accomplishment.

  • @otakusage123
    @otakusage123 4 года назад +83

    Watching this after Leo got an Oscar for the revenant is kinda hilarious

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 2 года назад +13

      Leo getting the oscar for this was like giving the little kid who tries real hard a participation medal.

    • @etalex7074
      @etalex7074 Год назад +10

      @@TheWaynos73 i mean it was a really great performance

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams Год назад +3

      I know people love it but I feel the same about the Departed regarding Scorsese. It's an okay enough movie but wouldn't rank it anywhere near his best.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад +4

      He could've won several Oscars throughout his career, so it's not surprising the academy finally gave him one

  • @NealX
    @NealX 9 лет назад +141

    12:28 Could I have lived the rest of my life without knowing this was a thing that happened? Yes, I could have but now I'll never know what that was like.

    • @JumpTheShark1994
      @JumpTheShark1994 9 лет назад +39

      Your profile picture makes for an easy target for ridicule on this subject.

    • @NealX
      @NealX 9 лет назад +13

      Was wondering if I'd get a comment like this, but I must say the speed of it was impressive.JumpTheShark1994

    • @superscotty97returns24
      @superscotty97returns24 9 лет назад +6

      +JumpTheShark1994 Why? Why would people ridicule him for something as trivial as having a picture of Discord? I don't get it. Only assholes do that.

    • @superscotty97returns24
      @superscotty97returns24 9 лет назад +4

      scampers *sigh* You're just a terrible fucking person. What happened to RESPECTING other people? WHY THE HELL DOES THIS FUCKING DISAPPEAR BECAUSE OF SOMETHING AS FUCKING TRIVIAL AS... A CHARACTER FROM AN ANIMATED TELEVISION SHOW??? WHAT THE FUCK? Man, people are fucking awful.

    • @superscotty97returns24
      @superscotty97returns24 9 лет назад +1

      scampers You're just a troll.

  • @kushstein
    @kushstein 3 года назад +14

    “Look our for mama bear” is, for some reason, one of the best things I’ve ever heard on Half In The Bag.

  • @sebas8062
    @sebas8062 9 лет назад +87

    "Hi, i'm leonardo dicaprio and welcome to jackass!"

    • @JumpTheShark1994
      @JumpTheShark1994 9 лет назад +9

      Jackass sure would be more entertaining with hollywood actors.

    • @JumpTheShark1994
      @JumpTheShark1994 9 лет назад +11

      Wait Leo already did a Jackass movie. It was called Wolf of Wall Street.

    • @papamoosey1595
      @papamoosey1595 4 года назад +1

      *Hi I'm Leo DiCaprio and this is the "Eat a raw bison liver to win an Oscar" challenge*

  • @colinthedogfromspaced9365
    @colinthedogfromspaced9365 7 лет назад +27

    18:54 From that moment I knew I had found my favorite RUclips channel

    • @entririhunter
      @entririhunter 5 лет назад +3

      I lost my shit when I saw that. So great.

  • @Viceroy_Sundercles_III
    @Viceroy_Sundercles_III 4 года назад +82

    “Leo is Leo in this movie.”
    That applies to every movie he’s ever been in.

  • @JustDoItTomorrow47
    @JustDoItTomorrow47 9 лет назад +14

    I lost it at the Mary Sue/Max Landis line.

  • @CarryLarry
    @CarryLarry 8 лет назад +12

    6:42
    I will absolutely never tire of "call the movie character by their actor's name" as a joke.

  • @PowermateV100
    @PowermateV100 9 лет назад +68

    "At no point [...] did I get any idea that [revenge] was his motivation" - Jay @ 6:31
    Were you drunk during the movie, Jay? How is revenge not the most obvious motivation after seeing his son get murdered in front of him? Normally I defend your points over Mike when he tramples all over them, but what the fuck was that?

    • @kellykoffi7904
      @kellykoffi7904 9 лет назад +5

      +PowermateV100 at this point he was playing dumb so hard that it was painful to watch...

    • @Enthos2
      @Enthos2 9 лет назад +7

      +PowermateV100 It's not a constant theme that you're made to feel, though. Obviously you remember that his son was murdered, but it's not a motivation that the audience is made to feel consistently.

    • @PowermateV100
      @PowermateV100 9 лет назад +15

      Enthos2 So those parts where he writes "Fitzgerald murdered my son" didn't happen? Or the numerous dreams he has of his son?

    • @Enthos2
      @Enthos2 9 лет назад +8

      They did, but there are long stretches of the movie where there are no emotional ties to what's happening on screen. You're watching a man go through hell, and you have to constantly remind yourself why he's doing it.

    • @PowermateV100
      @PowermateV100 9 лет назад +6

      Enthos2 Because it's blatantly obvious that that's the case, and spending any more time than he did belaboring a clear and obvious point is a wast time. I'm glad a director has the guts to not be constantly hitting us on the head with every little plot detail that he feels we should know (I'm looking at you JJ Abrams).

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 9 лет назад +212

    I'm glad they made the comment about Leo's acting. He's just trying way too fucking hard, whereas someone like Hardy just falls into their roles.

    • @choronos
      @choronos 7 лет назад +22

      I like Leo, but he's been consistently the weakest part of every Martin Scorsese movie the last 10 or so years. I wish he'd use a different leading man. Just throwing that out there.

    • @batterfly49
      @batterfly49 6 лет назад +3

      you are an idiot.

    • @bckroobnzi141
      @bckroobnzi141 6 лет назад +9

      Raxos The grey woAH there

    • @batterfly49
      @batterfly49 6 лет назад +3

      Kurt Walters why? he is one of the best actors ever.

    • @batterfly49
      @batterfly49 6 лет назад

      True Gooner Wow you really hurt my fewings, lol GTFO.

  • @gavinmarshall2228
    @gavinmarshall2228 9 лет назад +4

    I just watched Mike drinking that beer about 15 times. I'm sore from laughing

  • @chesterfield7089
    @chesterfield7089 9 лет назад +3

    An excellent half in the bag episode, well executed and thought through. Very hilarious and well done.

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow 9 лет назад +475

    I saw this movie as somewhat of a film to experience. I would put this in the same bin as gravity. Wonderful to watch, nothing to take away.

    • @bryant1739
      @bryant1739 9 лет назад +11

      Such an original opinion

    • @Jnmicter
      @Jnmicter 9 лет назад +11

      +danekarl I haven't seen Gravity so I can't say much on that, but one of the main aspects that made the Revenant so exceptional was the original score. Combined with the cinematography it created a really cool atmosphere, especially seeing it in the theater. I realize that "atmosphere" is totally subjective but that's my 2 cents on it.

    • @ovoon7
      @ovoon7 9 лет назад +32

      +danekarl While what you are saying about them being "experiences", Gravity had emotional weight.
      It was a story of recovering after losing a child. Picking up the pieces in your life and fighting to take it back, because another human being showed her how good life could still be. It's super simple, and the space thriller part was only a canvas to make it more unique and compelling.
      Just like the Revenant it was a simple movie, but people don't like simple movies anymore, they only like goddamn Nolan mindfucks.

    • @dantheman4838
      @dantheman4838 9 лет назад +5

      +danekarl I agree, it was like watching a less colourful and highly forgettable version of Apocalypto.

    • @popc5245
      @popc5245 9 лет назад +1

      +danekarl
      Both have something to say, i would give you that Gravity is a little weak in the plot department, but overall is meant to be simple, but they have substance, and even if they dont is not that important

  • @johntuna7623
    @johntuna7623 9 лет назад +15

    Kept me thoroughly entertained throughout its length. One of my favorite movies.

  • @superhamzah85
    @superhamzah85 9 лет назад +346

    I refresh RLM about 10 times a day. I literally yell when there's a new video.
    I wave my arms around if it's about 40 minutes long. I don't wave my arms around if it's 25 minutes long. But I still make noises. I don't know why I'm saying this.

    • @MartinPereira-qn2mt
      @MartinPereira-qn2mt 9 лет назад

      +mypowersareback oh my dear mypowersareback... used to do it all the time.... then i discovered that u can tell YT to send you email alerts when they post

    • @abdunlillah3942
      @abdunlillah3942 9 лет назад +9

      +ʕ´•ᴥ•ʔ
      I was like you ones then I got a life.

    • @MancoNinja
      @MancoNinja 8 лет назад +4

      ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Because you need some kind of attetion?

    • @dexterguth5459
      @dexterguth5459 4 года назад +1

      And if it's a plinkett video?

  • @jaketaz2848
    @jaketaz2848 9 лет назад +21

    Jay's hair looks really good

  • @FlesHBoX
    @FlesHBoX 9 лет назад +27

    Can you really call a character based on a trapper, someone who has to know how to survive in harsh conditions or they literally will die, a marry sue?

    • @UnDefinedLegacy
      @UnDefinedLegacy 9 лет назад

      +FlesHBoX They establish that he was the guide who was hired and how he knew his shit with the boat being captured which was known to the audience but the other trappers didn't know at the time. Also his interactions with the chasing native Americans didn't prove to be fruitful when he tried. Idk I don't think its fair to call the character based on Hugh Glass a real human being who survived the attack a Mary Sue/Marty Stu. The journey of survival was true for the most part except for the chasing native Americans though. Hugh Glass irl lucked the fuck out in finding friendlies.

    • @bladesofegg-zile4361
      @bladesofegg-zile4361 9 лет назад +12

      I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic when they said that.

  • @batitony
    @batitony 3 года назад +41

    I love how snarky Mike gets at the end at old ladies complaining about slow burn movies.

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 года назад +2

      Those Kantankerous Kents!

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад

      This is definitely not the type of movie a woman would enjoy

  • @Chris_Wynn
    @Chris_Wynn 9 лет назад +92

    You guys aren't true hacks until you actually review Norm of the North! It must be done!

    • @pedropolin
      @pedropolin 9 лет назад +25

      +Chris Wynn dude for real norm of the north changed my life. I am a polar bear now.

    • @ariduslv
      @ariduslv 9 лет назад +1

      +handsomebrick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

    • @1ynx
      @1ynx 9 лет назад +1

      +Hammington DC What are your preferred pronouns?

  • @alexm2930
    @alexm2930 9 лет назад +9

    "Look out for Mama Bear" is totally an expression

  • @darudesandstrom1067
    @darudesandstrom1067 9 лет назад +282

    While I did like Leo in this movie, I hate the whole "He deserves an oscar" argument. He's good but every year someone else is better.

    • @darudesandstrom1067
      @darudesandstrom1067 9 лет назад +22

      +Matt M It's probably his best role because he doesn't speak that much, he usually just shouts in his other movies, and he can't do an accent to save his life. Fassbender should win this year. really

    • @ptrckcgn
      @ptrckcgn 6 лет назад +19

      not for django, the fact that he didn't even get nominated was borderline criminal. christoph waltz was basically doing the same thing that he did in his last tarentino film, and he got an oscar for that too.

    • @jeebs621
      @jeebs621 6 лет назад +30

      Darude Sandstrom I would’ve rather he won for wolf of wall street

    • @theliquor2603
      @theliquor2603 5 лет назад +12

      epc productions are u kidding Hans Landa and Dr.Shultz are two completely different characters

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 5 лет назад +1

      The Aviator's still the closest for me.

  • @ToySouljah.
    @ToySouljah. 9 лет назад +27

    Love the callout on Max Landis.

  • @karl_alan
    @karl_alan 3 года назад +16

    Tom Hardy is the Gary Oldman of this generation....just disappears into a role & is in way more movies than you remember because of it.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад

      His character in this is just too one note, a completely despicable, evil, annoying person. I felt like he needed to show another side of his character to make him somewhat relatable

  • @Reach008
    @Reach008 9 лет назад +6

    The Revenant was great! Especially when the bear started listening to his ipod and twerking!

  • @gw4k
    @gw4k 9 лет назад +4

    The Revenant was an incredible movie. One of the best that I have seen in years.

  • @Kshaka
    @Kshaka 9 лет назад +24

    "Raped By A Bear, Vows Revenge On Shinzon, Human Misery Genre" - Classic Redlettermedia.
    Mike writes great sarcastic opening.

  • @Tekkenman101
    @Tekkenman101 9 лет назад +10

    I completely disagree, the Revenant was my third favorite film of this year. Despite a few minor quibbles I really enjoyed Leo's and Tom Hardy's performance along with the spectacular cinematography.

  • @kirkgriff5117
    @kirkgriff5117 2 года назад +2

    wtf im getting an oscar anyway, im not gonna eat this - love the paraphrase of Costner XD

  • @jacksquirrel2001
    @jacksquirrel2001 9 лет назад +52

    It wasn't a bear Rich, it was a 50-year old creep in a ShowBiz Pizza costume.

    • @somika87
      @somika87 5 лет назад +6

      But according to the Ellen show that was Julia Ro...oh wait

  • @OverHaze
    @OverHaze 9 лет назад +35

    Domhnall Gleesons name is pronounced "doh-null". What Homer says followed by nothing.

  • @camzore
    @camzore 9 лет назад +8

    that sarah jessica parker joke hit me like a fucking truck , holy shit my sides

    • @chekovsgunman
      @chekovsgunman 3 года назад

      the teenaged girl joke is what did it for me

  • @RavynPlume
    @RavynPlume 8 лет назад +1

    Now, that's what I call a "Cold Opening". LOL You guys rock!

  • @SpittinSquirell
    @SpittinSquirell 2 года назад +4

    I'm surprised more people don't compare this too Jeramiah Johnson. That was the first movie I thought of when I saw this.

  • @MrFahrenheit2k
    @MrFahrenheit2k 9 лет назад +1

    Whenever Mike is yammering about old people it's the most hilarious thing in the video.

  • @danethanor
    @danethanor 9 лет назад +42

    "Man in the Wilderness" 1971 with Richard Harris, is a good movie about Hugh Glass.

  • @spuncky
    @spuncky 6 лет назад +21

    2018 and it still makes me laugh when mike drinks the beer xD

    • @bert949
      @bert949 2 года назад +2

      2022, and it was my first time seeing that spit take. Truly a golden wholesome moment between friends.

  • @RFC-3514
    @RFC-3514 2 года назад +2

    16:41 - That's not what the "uncanny valley" is. It's not "no matter how good looking", the point is that a face that looks _almost_ real is more _unpleasant_ (in the sense of causing involuntary fear and disgust) than one that is clearly _not_ real. If it actually manages to look good _enough,_ then it's good enough. The "valley" is the bit below that. And it's specifically about *human faces,* anyway, it doesn't apply to bears (which are supposed to make you feel uneasy even if they look - or indeed are - real).
    16:51 - No, his name is definitely not "Inarato". :-P

  • @b.c.2281
    @b.c.2281 4 года назад +4

    It took a really long time for me to even realize it was Hardy the first time I saw it. The guy is incredible.

  • @markm7929
    @markm7929 9 лет назад +39

    What were they trading in the beginning of the film? Merkins?

    • @1994CPK
      @1994CPK 9 лет назад +4

      oh my gawdddddddddd!!!!!!!! they were trying to corner the merkin market before the Indians stole them.

  • @Rynax-
    @Rynax- 9 лет назад +1

    Oh man, that joke at the start just killed me! I'm still laughing XD

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 2 года назад +4

    I saw this in the theater on a school day because some kid threatened to bring a gun to school and most of us took the day off. Good times.

  • @pubixcube27
    @pubixcube27 8 лет назад +68

    What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Aviator and Django are examples of Leo being a good actor

    • @kushstein
      @kushstein 3 года назад +30

      Catch Me If You Can!

    • @Talesfromtheshelf
      @Talesfromtheshelf 3 года назад +7

      And all his other movies

    • @52BLUE
      @52BLUE 3 года назад +3

      Basketball Diaries.

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 2 года назад +10

      Wolf of Wall Street should have won him the oscar.

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 2 года назад +4

      django was a cartoonish portrayal, and it was shown in a very OTT "look who it is!!!" way. the Aviator is a solid film. Whats Eating Gilbert Grape is a good acting performance i agree.

  • @DreamcastGuy
    @DreamcastGuy 9 лет назад +235

    I made it here so early I was brutally ravaged by a bear you hacks!

    • @knivesinmediaog
      @knivesinmediaog 9 лет назад

      +DreamcastGuy Mr. Plinkett got an oscar for that.....

    • @ShaunRF
      @ShaunRF 9 лет назад +2

      +DreamcastGuy You have got to be the most omnipresent person on RUclips. No matter where I go, I see you somewhere in the comments.

    • @Acafer84
      @Acafer84 9 лет назад

      +redroversk Or they are just humans that like a video and coment on it. I don't know who dreamcast guy is and I just asume he's a regular dude.

    • @cesararanda7714
      @cesararanda7714 9 лет назад +4

      Just stop. Please. I see you comment everywhere.

    • @ScumSookar
      @ScumSookar 8 лет назад +1

      +Alec Aquino He's got the leech off everyone worth a damn somehow. He loves to toss Rich of ReviewTech's salad any chance he gets.

  • @maylene421
    @maylene421 6 лет назад +1

    the part where mike puts the beer in his mouth like an animal...oh my god.that is pure gold

  • @yersiniopestis2553
    @yersiniopestis2553 9 лет назад +15

    Rich is looking good lately. Even when he is supposed to be ye olde plinkett I can't help but notice that he has lost a lot of weight.

  • @QuinnPrezz
    @QuinnPrezz 5 лет назад +1

    Mike roasting elderly people was my highlight

  • @FirstAmongTheEquals
    @FirstAmongTheEquals 9 лет назад +139

    Ok, full disclosure, didnt know that was tom hardy.... WOW

    • @Sorutoku
      @Sorutoku 9 лет назад +2

      +FirstAmongTheEquals How could you not? He's a big guy!

    • @FirstAmongTheEquals
      @FirstAmongTheEquals 9 лет назад +10

      It never crossed my mind that it was him, and i didnt know that he was in the movie until after the fact. So yeah, good on him!
      And shinzon and bane share nothing in common...

    • @averbalin
      @averbalin 9 лет назад +11

      +Hikari KaraYami For you

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 9 лет назад +1

      +FirstAmongTheEquals You're supposed to know who Tom Hardy was... 'That was the deal.' :P

    • @aero2311
      @aero2311 8 лет назад +3

      +Stewart Kee Whoa bro, you must be a real badass. Don't want to fuck with you.

  • @SrSacaninha
    @SrSacaninha 9 лет назад

    That noise at 00:39 is the most I've laughed at your stuff, ever.

  • @Medievalannie
    @Medievalannie 4 года назад +62

    "Leo's character was a Mary Sue (...) he knew how to heal himself"- And yet again, Mike predicted Star Wars.

    • @Sparky_007
      @Sparky_007 4 года назад +2

      That's Marty Sam

    • @captainjules6033
      @captainjules6033 4 года назад +6

      You know that he’s making fun of people who call characters “Mary Sue” when he says that, yeah?

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 4 года назад

      This came out at the same time as episode 7

  • @joedoe1096
    @joedoe1096 7 лет назад

    Even if I don't care about the movies, I check these out for the intros at least. This one is one of my favorites. What the hell was that noise when you started drinking your beer! XD

  • @SirGeeeO
    @SirGeeeO 9 лет назад +8

    didn't you guys notice that every time leo ate some disgusting raw meat there was an active fire really close by?

  • @SerenitySong6
    @SerenitySong6 10 дней назад

    @16:15 Saying Leo is the equivalent of a teenage girl cutting herself is one of the funniest things I've heard 😂

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 2 года назад +3

    Jay comparing Leo's method acting in The Revenant to him accidentally cutting himself in Django is such a solid point. Now I'm really wondering if that had something to do with it...

  • @Mess-Lab-Kitchen-Show
    @Mess-Lab-Kitchen-Show 3 года назад +1

    @ 12:20 - ***if you are hungry enough, you will eat anything, and it will taste like pumpkin pie.....***

  • @MaxVolumeMusicMixes
    @MaxVolumeMusicMixes 9 лет назад +80

    Leo was wonderful in this movie. I have no idea what you all are talking about.

    • @HeadsetHistorian
      @HeadsetHistorian 9 лет назад +21

      +jackson madden They did take the time to explain why they felt that way. It's totally fine to have 2 conflicting opinions though, a performance is mostly subjective after-all. That said, why did you feel like Leo was wonderful? How were the points that they made not valid, in your opinion?

    • @MaxVolumeMusicMixes
      @MaxVolumeMusicMixes 9 лет назад +22

      Live Maschine Tutorials Oh, I see where they are coming from, but to me Leo was great because he could accomplish so much with so little. I don't think his performance was as simple as just looking mad, sad, happy, etc. Every expression he had perfectly conveyed the emotions needed. I think my problem with their opinion on Leo is that they act as if any actor could have accomplished what Leo did in the film. That is simply not true. You need a GREAT actor to convey the emotions well. Not anyone can do that. If any ole actor had this role I am 100% sure the film would HIGHLY suffer for it.

    • @dsbnh
      @dsbnh 9 лет назад +12

      +jackson madden He did not accomplish much with so little. You projected that.

    • @MaxVolumeMusicMixes
      @MaxVolumeMusicMixes 9 лет назад +5

      dsbnh Well than prove me wrong.

    • @SublimeCS
      @SublimeCS 9 лет назад +5

      +jackson madden Every scene when dicaprio talked or interacted with his son or wife were really powerful and you could feel whatever he wanted you to feel, he was great in those. For the rest of the film, though, I really didn't notice anything that would've led me to believe he was trying to survive for the rage or desire of revenge, it seemed to me the character only wanted to survive because he didnt want to die, he didn't transmit his motivation clearly through out the film apart from what I said first. It really wasnt nothing special, Tom Hardy did a way better job on creating a believable character with clear intentions, motives and a great acting to transmit to the public all of that.
      My 2 cents.

  • @demoncoww
    @demoncoww 9 лет назад

    Saw the movie the night of the premiere, man was I ever pumped. I left the theater with a mild sense of disappointment, and I think I discussed with my friend just about every last thing you guys said. I even said the smelling bad on the outside line under my breath during the showing because I couldn't help myself. I'm glad there are some voices of reason out there when it comes to movies, because whenever I find myself so directly opposed to the vast majority of critics I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

  • @daikiri13
    @daikiri13 9 лет назад +3

    It's violent, it's brutal, it's heartbreaking, it's cold... But like everyone this is why I love The Revenant.

  • @DiomedesSonOfTydeus
    @DiomedesSonOfTydeus 9 лет назад +3

    Can't wait for that "Dirty Grandpa" review. I got so exited when I saw the trailer that I poured lighter fluid directly into my eyes and commenced work on my safety mask-free welding project.

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 2 года назад +3

    leo was perfect for this role due to fact that he grew up in the pelty posse.

  • @HalfEatenMedia
    @HalfEatenMedia 6 лет назад

    That swing sound you added with the ax cracked me up. Lol

  • @Simon74
    @Simon74 7 лет назад +81

    Hugh Eass would walks 500 miles

  • @cathare4909
    @cathare4909 3 года назад +1

    Literally gagged and almost puked at that jackass scene.

  • @Jan_von_S
    @Jan_von_S 8 лет назад +77

    0:38 oh god so funny

    • @YngtchieMusic
      @YngtchieMusic 5 лет назад +7

      Mike's Suburban Sasquatch impression never fails.

  • @tielcat
    @tielcat 9 лет назад

    One of the funniest eps you guys have made, or at least lately. I enjoyed you making fun of Leo, but seriously, poor guy, just give him an Oscar for trying so hard in general. Splicing Norm with bear mauling = gold, even if super disturbing. And thanks for that white-Oscar bit right at the end (:

  • @greenforce888
    @greenforce888 4 года назад +28

    "Oh my god, I've been raped by a bear! And I'm white." I did not see that coming, and it absolutely killed me.

  • @streetgangtm
    @streetgangtm 8 лет назад +2

    A testament to human willpower, dedication, and resolve is one takeaway. Another could be the lengths at which we will go for greed. This is definitely a human condition movie more than anything else I'd say.

  • @thinman25
    @thinman25 8 лет назад +9

    0:39 The sound I make when my feelings start to come out and I stuff them back inside with alcohol.

    • @amelzon1
      @amelzon1 5 лет назад

      ADDMcGee25 three years later...this post made me spit take all over my Switch. Thanks for wasting my Ackroyd Vodka Head Skull.
      Something something Rich Ellen Pizza. *Sigh*

  • @tangledupinbluegrass
    @tangledupinbluegrass Год назад +1

    I just watched the movie for the first time and I'm here to say 7 years later that Jay Bauman missed quite a lot in this movie which gave him incorrect notions about it in this episode of Half in the Bag.

  • @K_Sketch
    @K_Sketch 9 лет назад +40

    I was glad I got to see this movie with no real context other than knowing Leo and Hardy were in it. Sure it was a simple revenge tale, but it felt like a "Gravity" where you can indulge in the experience, even if it's just about some really mad dude who got mauled by a bear. I don't love Leo, but I didn't feel like his performance was intrusive to the point where it took me out of the movie, and I can't entirely agree with the Mary Sue comment in the review. If I hired a frontiersman at that time, I want him to know the lay of the land, or how to sleep in a frozen tauntaun, etc. Even if he was a little too perfect, it's based on a legend, so the character should have some notable above average skills.
    I don't follow the Oscars but to the average movie goer like myself, I wasn't really put out of the film by Leo trying to win one.
    I had a good experience going in blind, and I couldn't help but feel parts of the review got a little bit too fixated on the Oscars tarnishing the film. Hey, maybe that's fair, but at least this movie was no Oscar-leeching "Concussion", where years of scientific research predicts football players hittin' their heads together can cause damage. Lovely.
    Either way, thanks for the review RLM and next time you should take a note from the Revenant and film your intro in actual harsh freezing environments so we can actually see your cold breath and your grimacing faces you hack fraud fucks.
    Cheers.

  • @tprime2702
    @tprime2702 3 года назад +1

    Mr. Plinkett: You left me on top of that mountain you ffffffffffffffffucks!

  • @DanielGilchristYT
    @DanielGilchristYT 9 лет назад +33

    It took 12 degrees to make!

  • @andresvkfouri
    @andresvkfouri 3 года назад +2

    Jane's Got a Gun is at 42% in Rotten Tomatoes.

  • @SadisticSasquatch
    @SadisticSasquatch 9 лет назад +3

    I feel like the whole concept of a revenge story is really well done in movies like Revenant and Gladiator because in reality if you were going to do something like this, not every step you take to reach this goal is going to be to kill this person. A lot of them --Especially in these two movies, is going to be to simply survive, survive long enough until you reach the goal rather than a movie like Taken where every single action the main character takes is to get revenge. Basically if there aren't really any actions taken outside of the main goal, it just makes the character look like this single-minded drone rather than an actual person that in reality wouldn't really have the capacity to just go after one thing for days at a time without any rest.

  • @awezoom
    @awezoom 8 лет назад

    Damn, I can watch your videos all the day without getting tired of them. :D

  • @BlueButtonFly
    @BlueButtonFly 9 лет назад +34

    You guys spent a long time hating on Leo... even where it was his character and not him lol.

    • @gettingtoastedatq
      @gettingtoastedatq 4 года назад +6

      “What am I supposed to get from this?” A true story showing how far people will go to live. It showed a human element we rarely get to see. I can’t believe professional film reviewers somehow missed that

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 4 года назад +1

      @@gettingtoastedatq I do agree but I admit I wasn't left with anything too powerful in the end from it. I think that's what they meant.

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 4 дня назад

      Womp womp

  • @Derl30
    @Derl30 9 лет назад +1

    Very spot on review from Mike and Jay.

  • @bigfootisaliar1027
    @bigfootisaliar1027 9 лет назад +27

    I like the bear; it was a funnier character than they've ever had, plus every frame was dense.

  • @banana_junior_9000
    @banana_junior_9000 2 года назад +2

    The liver is one of the most sacred parts of the bison for many natives. A fur trapper would know that and not spit it out.

  • @kurtemeigh
    @kurtemeigh 9 лет назад +9

    I'm so glad you said that about Leo!!! I felt like I was taking crazy pills with all the people telling me that he's this amazing actor. I've always thought he was over rated...even judging by the fact that he's never won an Oscar.

  • @davidhanson5391
    @davidhanson5391 2 года назад +1

    6 years later and Jane Got A Gun is sitting at 42% on rotten tomatoes. (11:22)

  • @damiancarlson9472
    @damiancarlson9472 9 лет назад +3

    I love how Jay nearly says Inarritu correctly and Mike corrects him with a far worse pronunciation

  • @gypsymelon
    @gypsymelon 8 лет назад

    Hahaha, I was thinking "Hue Jass" too...😂

  • @masonk9838
    @masonk9838 9 лет назад +60

    This movie was a lot like Interstellar to me. I got invested in the plot and the characters, I admired and drank in the visuals and soaked up the amazing score (seriously this movie had the best score of 2015. Just like Interstellar, I got out of the theater and then thought about it for the rest of the day. You really ought to watch it just for the spectacle, totally immerse yourself in the environment of the film and you'll enjoy it like nothing else, it's like a drug. I think that basically what you should take away from this is the simple age-old mantra: Never Give Up.

    • @bryant1739
      @bryant1739 9 лет назад +8

      Yea, I felt the same way, but apparently to everyone else it's just an "visual experience"

    • @nman9139
      @nman9139 9 лет назад +1

      You described it perfectly. One of my favorite movies

    • @PIOQWERTY
      @PIOQWERTY 9 лет назад

      +Hombre De Bano I disliked Interstellar quite a bit, to me it was nothing but a few good visuals.

    • @PIOQWERTY
      @PIOQWERTY 9 лет назад +4

      admrob The acting, dialogue, and plot were just too cringeworthy for me. The visuals were nice though. Nolan should try a scifi/action film, I feel he'd do better at that than real science fiction.

    • @cb1671
      @cb1671 9 лет назад

      I also really liked Interstellar, on a mostly visceral level.
      But the visuals were really great. It was nice to see a robot that was just a big brick, almost like a 1950s idea of a robot.