Best Twisted Quotes
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- Опубликовано: 7 май 2019
- Took a bit for me to get the motivation to edit this but it was fun! Didn’t include anything that was only said once, should that be a separate video?
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Jim asking to be called Princess as the Chief is actually so cute, knowing xe came out as embracing female and male aspects of gender.
Can I ask what you mean by that?
@@ad9896 Jim put up a post on Instagram for National Coming Out Day stating xe (I read about Jim preferring this pronoun on the Starkid wikia page, but it's not stated in the post. I'm using it to be inclusive, hoping I'm not misgendering.) is non-binary and doesn't adhere to just male or female aspects, but both. Jim states, for example, that xe thinks in female tonal ranges, even though xir vocal range is very low. So Jim doesn't identify as a male or female exclusively, but as non-binary with aspects of both gender, without having to be confined to one or the other or having the expectations of one or the other :) Though of course it is a very personal thing and we as fans only know very limited things, and I am not the most knowledgeable person about all this, but this is how I understood it :)
Yeah xe said xir pronouns were he/him/his or xe/xem/xir in the comments
@@quirrelmorts Ah ok, lovely. I was nervous about using the wrong pronouns.
The x is pronounced like a z
All of Aladdin’s murder monologue is amazing, but I feel like we don’t acknowledge the absolute rawness of “Wait- you’re the guy who killed my parents! Where you been man?” “In your reflection...”
the audience reaction to that and how they all get it at once gets me every time
Exactlyyyyy
I always interpreted it as Green Goblin but it might be more Jack Nicholson the more I think about it
Kathryn Miller ‘ok Jesus Christ I don’t know what is going on here-‘
Kathryn Miller the audiences reaction is gold *OOOooOoOOooh*
the switches between hilarious quotes and devastatingly sad ones had me shook
Same that wasn’t my choice
Saaame
There are two types of people in this world.
Goes to show just how talented the writers were.
So just any Starkid musical then?
okay but honestly jeff blim is so talented. like he makes Aladdin’s monologue about murdering his parents seem like two completely different people. it’s so intense.
Yeeees I absolutely agree!! And I really appreciate how they used the camera, cause it made the monologue even better!!!
It's like watching him as sweet tooth in HMB
@@grayalien48 that stuff must have taken a lot of rehearsal, finding the right candy and taking it out at the exact right time
HES AN AMAZING ACTOR ONG
Yes😠
Exactly😭
The entire Achmed scene is so quotable
how the fUcK dId It GeT tHeRe?
Anti-social Headphones Kid all Achmed scenes are quotable
Now he can't come with me to cowboy camp!
It is one big quote
Quotable? But noone remembers Achmed.
I gotta say, going from “I see the back of your balls” to “The question then is whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to be well like but ineffectual, or moral but maligned” them back to “then when the moment is right, they whip it out” gave me such serious whiplash I might have broken my neck
But honestly that’s the starkid experience right there, especially twisted
0 to 100 right back to zero in fucking *seconds*
"Because it is you you're just wearing different clothes."
To
"Science says you're dead and gone forever-"
To
"Am I not a thing of beauty? Don't you want a piece of this?"
@@jequirity1 uy
My favourite:
"Achmed, are you still there?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, get ready to die!"
" _alright_ "
Rise *holds up fists*
Yeah
1:15
“Come fight me, Jafar!”
I love how the whooshing carpet scene was considered a quote
Yep
Yes very important
Whoooshhh
Its funny because the guy that threw down the carpet missed the markers on the floor, and he added the extra whooshing putting it the right spot. LOL
WSHHHHH
The fact that this Sultan's first little speech isn't on here is a crime
Yeah this video needs way more Nick Gage but the choices weren’t my opinion
"Is yours an innie or an outie"
(Sadly) "Innie..."
@@bi_cycle "mine too"
*ahem*.....many years ago....
Rachael Leduc i took my finger.....
I know voting is over but mine is “FETCH, YA FUCKS!” underrated classic
It’s probably really terrible that I laugh my ass off every time 😂😂😂
Yes!!!
One of my favoutite lines
"ACHMED ARE YOU STILL THERE?"
"yes"
"THEN PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
"oh alright" *battle stance*
i love the sudden ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜˡᵒᵗʰᵉˢ
Me too
Same
Let's be honest, we all knew what quote would be nr. 1
Thera Smit it’s all your fault jafar
It's just like when someone posts a ranking of the songs in tgwdlm. Everyone knows which one is number one
whole video I was just waiting for robert manion going "HE FUCKED A TIGERRRR"
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT JAFAR!!!!
I was expecting just "Those are stretch marks, they happen" like a a fool
You mean... all 2 hours 13 minutes and 31 seconds of Twisted? I thought so
2 hours*
Ryoon 3 hours ?????
Ennalou Studious I tried my best
Even the credits? Yeah yeah yeah I know, stupid question, of course.
Blackfire Dragon Especially the credits.
Jeff: I loved my parents
random crowd member : HA
the "bring Achmed his tiger" bit is SEVERELY underrated
I'm really surprised that "I'll give them the unsung anti-hero they deserve!" wasn't on the list... easily the most powerful quote from any song by starkid ever.
Agreed.
That whole song though
i agree that part is crazy amazing like it makes me tear up but i guess people were more thinking of funny inside jokes/quotes
Agreed
Yay! I though my “those are stretch marks, they happen” wasn’t put on the list, but it tied for second lol.
I love how one of the quotes is just “whoosh whoosh whoosh”
"there wouldn't be any thieves if you fixed the socio-economic inequality like you promised" gets me EVERY time. jim povolo is criminally underrated
“I’ll be the one who PLUNDERS her CAVE OF WONDERS” needs more love bc tbh it’s just always stuck in my head on a loop it’s iconic
Bruh this video play with my emotions so much
One second Achmed would be prancin around having a good time then you’ll cut to Dylan singing his heart out on the verge of tears
All I can say is I enjoyed it
I know right, not many people suggested serious moments so they come out of nowhere
“I only wish to have a coat made out of puppies.” And she still got a “maybe she’s not so evil after all” movie.
Jeff crossing his eyes when he says "I killed my parents?" Always makes me laugh
One quote that I think is constantly overlooked from this show is in Happy Ending “Cause stealing is so much easier when you’ve already got tons of gold”
You mean Twisted out of order?
Twisted is literally.. twisted
It’s an unfortunate situation.. but.. you do have a choice..!
"Those are stretch marks. They happen" 😂😂😂
I was just waiting for Robert's "did we get the loaf of bread back? " Line😂
Yes, Abdul. We got the bread back.
Praise... Allah!
this is all your fault ja’far *FLOP*
@@vinsueringamer2388 How is this my Fault?!
Where is:
"I'm not handsome...of the face."
"No!"
"Silence!" ?
If cowboy camp isn’t on here I scream
WE GOOD BOIS. WE GOT THE BREAD
No I’m sorry the thief got away with th-
Wolfie Thorn07 shhhhhhhh...... yes we got the bread back
mia mackenzie _praise_
_ALLAH_
@@miamackenzie9946 w h i m p e r :(
Princess: No, no high fives!
Captain: *tries not to laugh!*
“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what is going on here.”
I’m kinda bummed the 2d department scene isn’t in this:
Jafar: “all 150 of its members are to be sacked?!”
Captain: “We put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead”
Jafar: “But those were men and women of talent and quality, all those thrown right out the window!”
Captain: “Out of the highest window of the western tower”
this is so random but is the western tower a ref. to beauty and the beast? the west wing is the wing with the rose where belle isnt alowed
Darren Criss: I don’t think so
Jasmine: ME NEITHER
Wait, it's actually Darren Criss?
@@FloreMar-yp3iz yup
Yup
Do you have the time stamp?
@@Jojo-hy8dm 0:15
I love how TIGERFUCKER is just spread throughout the video
"If you had only fixed the socioeconomic inequality-"
Honestly "Those are stretch marks, they happen" is probably my all time favorite starkid quote
I’ll always be a big fan of Lauren’s “my hunger blinded me and forced me to act like an animal”
Everyone immediately: i know what number 1 is
princess : do you think that ja'far could be right about aladdin?
the camera : yes
audience : yes
darren criss : i dont think so
Keeley Maxwell “Me neither!”
There are some lines in here that I forgot about. Well, guess who's now going to watch Twisted again?
Rachel C me biach
Same 😅😂😂
Disney on ice
But everyone is high
Factsssss
I'm auditioning for them once I'm old enough, and I already know I won't be able to stop quoting Twisted if I get cast lol
SEIFOBJDJCCMW
you have seen their costumes?
I never knew how much I needed this description of Twisted until now
the audience's reactions during aladdin's murder monologue kills me
But the real question is whether this humor will be relevant when I die so someone can play it at my funeral
Sarah Ellis I’m gonna play a compilation of all my favorite musicals at mine. Starting with “No One Remembers Achmed” but replacing Achmed with my name.
@Phyllis Newbold awww, you're so sweet! .And wagon on fire is an excellent choice :))
I will make everyone watch wicked at my fucking funeral so people can see this masterpiece
“And wear it like a gemstone in my hair!”
Is the most Disney-esque line in this entire musical
is it bad that I know all the quotes by heart?
Absolutely not
Why would that ever be a bad thing??
That’s basically the life goal of myself and every other Starkid fan on this site
Did u mean: the entirety of no one remembers Achmed
The nature of any Twisted compilation is jumping from gut-wrenching laughter to heart-wrenching tears and back without warning
The problem with this video is that is it such an emotional roller coaster. One moment I'm laughing hysterically, the next I'm admiring Jeff/Dylan/All the others, and next I'm back to bawling because of the love story. After this video I'm emotionally exhausted.
Where are "I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve" and "Let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn"
"Who would seek employment when life offers such enjoyment?" goes so hard I can't even
My favourite is “We have come to put an end to your tyrannical rule” “You will never end our tyrannical rule!”
“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what’s going on here!” Is my favorite line.
The guy that says I don’t think so sounds so much like Darren
He was there for at least one of the shows! Could've been the filmed one!
Anti-social Headphones Kid IT WAS LOL
It was him 😂
You can hear him in starship aswell
Sunny Slade DAMN THAT G.L.E.E.
I don't know if watching this while drinking is the best or the worst thing to do. I'm just lip syncing the entire time.
Also Robert singing "he fucked a tiger" just reminds me of the 10 minute version.
Same that video ruined me
@@quirrelmorts Wait, what 10 minute video? Am I missing something?
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@@quirrelmorts THANK YOU SO MUCH! I AM TRULY BLESSED
Jim’s “darn-tootin’” gets me every time, xir delivery is just impeccable
I cannot believe buffalo monster in a cape only got 2 votes that's bull
I blame Jafar...
No that’s buffalo
It’s all your fault jafar
okay but how do i already know what number one is gonna be before i’ve finished the video?
i can say the whole achemd dialogue and song, and my friends are disappointed in me. i would watch it in the back of class with no sound and could understand when the pitch was changing and how a certain person said something.
jaFAR
Does anyone else think it's amazing how Dylan's voice changes at 3:57
I know it genuinely sounds dubbed over
my personal fave is "give him his tiger and no one gets hurt"
The "He probably had a family who loved him" still cracked me up and I've seen this show a million times
As someone who’s never seen any of this in context it’s still hilarious.
Please watch it. Its free and honestly the whole music is so iconic.
My favorite quote is Jafar's last verses at the end of Twisted
"The road ahead may twist
But I will never swerve
I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve
I've nothing left to lose
So the only path to choose is twisted
Let them twist my words
Let the people scorn me
Who cares if no one will ever mourn me
Let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn!
Let the truth be twisted!
Let my life be twisted!
I'll be twisted!
It's my turn!"
I forget just how geniusly perfect this show is
Katie O'Donnell I want to like this. It’s at 69 and I refuse to break it. Take this as a like 🖐♥️🤚
The only fandom where “wsshhhhhh wshhhhhh” is a popular quote
My personal favourite is "Why does my baby always cry?" And immediately throws baby away
8:27 I love it, you can see he's trying really hard not to laugh.
Came ready to riot if "He f***** a tiger" wasn't number 1. Enjoyed the video, above all the fact that most of it was from the beginning of Act 2 (gosh I love Achmed and his soldiers). Saw number 1 and put the pitchfork down with a big smile while enjoying the deep, attractive voice of Robert.
That spilt personality is honestly incredibly impressive
My favorite one was:
“The entire 2D department… is to be sacked!?”
“mhm, we put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead”
**that stare that just screams “WHAT THE HELL!?”**
“I can’t believe it! All that talent just thrown out the window!”
“The highest window in the western tower”
“Well that’s alright just try to keep your fat face out of that motherfucking book” is the best line in twisted thank you
I know ever single quote and my family is disappointed but I don’t care
Wow 200 likes!!!!!
lOOK AGAIN ;)
How the fuck does someone get disappointed by other people liking quote sounds irrelevant
"Who would seek employment, when life offers such enjoyment" gets stuck in my head way too often
“Not sorcery”
*”Chemistry~”*
*_”AND P O O F”_*
THAT LINE HAD ME CRACKING UP FOR SO LONG!
I can't believe
"Usually that means you want to talk" scene wasn't there!
Well, honestly I guess you might as well put the whole musical. It's all iconic, and we'd all watch it.
I rarely quote any of these since none of my friends knows about Starkid...oh well maybe someday 😂
I forced my friend to get into starkid and we quote these all the time now.
Jafar didn't even fix the socio-economic system like he promised...
"I want to live on the moon" almost has the same energy as Pigfarts
I'm currently in a production of Beauty And The Beast and every time parts like 'MARIE THE BAGUETTES, HURRY UP' are said during rehersals I'm silently laughing my ass off and the same with the bookshop scene because Twisted is so ingrained in my head that 'Dream A Little Harder' will replace the lyrics of 'Belle'
I had just finished performing Beauty and the Beast when I discovered Twisted
7:42
I already love the whole scene but that reaction gets me every time😂😂 he scared that much he forgot what his religion
Alternate title: Twisted in Twelve Minutes
Thank for including the serious quotes too
That dual personality scene always gives me chills.
+ any single damn thing the sultan said
I went into this knowing what I wanted to be number one, and I was not disappointed
Guess you was lip syncing every. Single. Quote.
You. That’s who.
Also how weird is it that I had a dream that I was watching twisted live, and I woke up to see this notification :0
My favorite:
"Those are stretch marks _they happen_ "
The way he says it is just so perfect, a blend of humor and comedic turn of words
"Do not feed me a sh#t and call it couscous!"
This is such a good way to point out somebody's BS in a simultaniously proper as hell, yet equally crude, way. Actually using this for a D&D character (*hopefully*. The campaign is a good while away and it might be canceled)
Ok but who else would love to see Jeff do a one man show, his dead parent monologue is an amazing example
i know im late but Jafar this video...
This video is ya fault Jafar
Honorary Mention: I’m gonna livE FOREVERR
It only got one vote!
“It’s all your fault Jafar”
A special award goes to the glue holding the goatee on Dylan’s face as he sings and emotes like a fucking auteur.
I love how most of this noone remembers achmed
4:59 is one of the most underrated lines, im glad i wasnt the only one who voted for it:')
Honestly, that's a quote I use daily
10:24 omg that light makes him look pure white I’m *wheezing*
watching this in class and trying not to laugh is an extreme sport
Every Achmed scene is iconic
Love that "Those are stretch marks, they happen!" Is so high up the list. Absolutely perfect
Well... yes. To all of it.
*To all of it*