@@gerRule I was always trying to figure out why the hell did that happen. It always felt as if they didn't match the audios. As an avid watcher of these memes without playing, I've never seen the matching voice. FINALLY the truth has been revealed.
Actually, that doesn't seem to be the case. That line in the ending is from Jonathan Bryce, while the other beggars (their regular lines) are voiced by Wes Johnson. Can't tell who voiced the botched "thank you for your help"-line for the other beggars though, but I can say for sure that all of Jorck's lines are Jonathan's (he voices Orcs/Nords which sound like Jorck's "thank you for your help", and Khajiits which is very similar to how Jorck sounds before that).
+Andy Johnson Why they should remake some old junk if they can release something better like Skyrim. Oh right I forgot you are shitty fuckboy that loves inferiority.
Erasus I have both skyrim and oblivion Despite oblivion being a bit outdated It can easly compete with skyrim And on some ways Surpass it So oblivion isn.t some old shit
Fun Fact:Every beggar in Oblivion is afflicted with some sort of disease (which might explain why they're beggars to begin with!). If you craft a Cure Disease on Touch or Target spell, you can cure their diseases and automatically max out their disposition, so for Thieves Guild quests you won't have to bribe them or do the speechcraft minigame.
My dad and used to go around the house and when we least expected it, we'd say "thank you kind sir!" Just like that. It would crack us up every time. :) good memories.
Terra Incognita Gaming Look buddy, I love these games too....but that is biggest most massive load of horseshit mankind has ever seen! As for your "proof", even if the Pope himself were to come knock on my door with the proof....in whatever possible form that might be, I still wouldn't belive it! Come on, you played this game, you should know God damn it! There is no way in Oblvion that is true....unless they were counting the birds, trolls, dogs....god I hate the dogs!
Getsuga Tenshō It's... not that hard to believe, though. I mean most of the voice actors voiced one or two unique people, and a smaller handful were left to voice pretty much every other character. Is that really that impossible?
"Me, a homosapien whom posesses XY-chromosomes and male reproductive organs, commonly known as "Man", am in echonomicaly abominable state, thus requesting you to bequeath me Tamrielic currency made from the 79th chemical element in the periodic table, Au, short from the latin word Aurum, also known by it's english word Gold" *Gives gold* "Thank yee kind sir!"
I've invested over 300 hours into a file in which I've been 100% the game. I've cleared almost every single dungeon and quest in the entire game, and maxed out every skill. The only things I haven't done are reach 100 Hand-to-Hand and complete the Knights questline. When, or why, I decided to do this, I don't even remember anymore.
Fair enough. But I've don't typically do every single questline in Skyrim throughout a playthrough. Eventually, I get bored of the playstyle and wrap up the character's roleplaying arc then I start a new playthrough- the average Skyrim playthrough is between 70-100 hours for me.
Not just the quests, clearing every single dungeon. Every last location on the map. I went county by county- first County Skingrad, then County Chorrol, the Imperial Reserve, County Kvatch, County Anvil, County Bruma, County Cheydinhal, the Colovian Highlands (that place took fucking forever), County Leyawiin then finally County Bravil. Every single location in each and every county. That playthrough took me just about a year.
I always thought the voice changing was part of the game and when that happened it meant they were pretending to sound weak for sympathy and then accidentally let their real voice slip. Definitely giving Bethesda too much credit there, but it kinda blew my mind that I got scammed by a fake video game beggar.
@@calebhamilton8073 They were sneaking near a enemy mage (at least I assume it was) and the enemy mage fell off the cliff trying to go near the source of the noise.
I find it hilarious how Bethesda actually DID make the voice actors re-record the Beggar dialogue in a 'beggar' voice, but 1. they accidentally included the 'I'm a normal person' voice files for Xbox and 2. forgot to redo all the dialogue, causing issues like this. Honestly, they should never have gotten the Voice actors to redo the dialogue, I never thought twice about beggars having solely normal voices on xbox.
That one is funny, but IMO the hilarious one is the nord that talks in a sickly voice, but then says I'm a manly voice "Thank you, kind sir!" Edit: yeah, the one at the end.
Beggar: "Thank you, kind sir" Squidward: "Can't you say anything else but 'Thank you kind sir'? " Beggar: "Try giving me a coin again" Squidward: "Have a coin, beggar" 1:08
I was writing a script and there's a scene where some guy throws a coin in the street performancer's hat. This was the first thing that came to my mind. Into the script it goes!
This game has a better story than skyrim, and the graphics weren't bad for 2006, just the characters looked horrible, and they could've done a better job with the voice acting issue.
i will still say that oblivion had the least amount of problem out of the 3 games. most of its problems were superficial, such as the bizarre art style and the stilted voice acting. morrowind had severe control issues, broken melee combat, and what is possibly the worst collision detection i've seen in a AAA game. skyrim was just completely shallow and the player had almost 0 impact on the world.
For any veteran of the Elder Scrolls series this game was a massive disappointment, having read so much about the Imperial province, the Nibenese, the Colovians, the Imperial city as described in the texts. All to get this generic medieval forest land, when it was described as a jungle, even, it was terrible really.
of course it is the exact same voice acting dialog, put in all these npcs, the question is why. I think it's because Bethesda wanted to make us realize our hypocrisy, that we've no problem giving out "fictional"/"unreal" money to in game characters in need, but when in comes to real life, we usually wouldn't. :D
It's a well known fact that giving a coin to a beggar causes their balls to drop instantly
Where do you think they store their money?
James Samson underrated comment
Or shoot straight up into their chest.
Except for that last beggar.
God tier comment.
1:05 that one coin boosted his confidence to lvl 999999999+
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
I gave you the like no. 69!!
Just like me
STOP IT!
IM LOSING IT
Igor he immediately upgraded elocution
Just takes one good day for a brighter outlook
juST *MY EYES PLAYING TRICKS ON ME*
Martin Septim calm yourself
WOWWEE!
Oh it's you.
banana bread
Autis cat?
The ending twist really won me over. They didn't forget to record that line; they just accidentally switched them LOL
You’re the only person in the whole comment section to realise this is what happened
Lol! Omg your so right. They literally got the audio files mixed up
@@gerRule I was always trying to figure out why the hell did that happen. It always felt as if they didn't match the audios. As an avid watcher of these memes without playing, I've never seen the matching voice. FINALLY the truth has been revealed.
Actually, that doesn't seem to be the case. That line in the ending is from Jonathan Bryce, while the other beggars (their regular lines) are voiced by Wes Johnson. Can't tell who voiced the botched "thank you for your help"-line for the other beggars though, but I can say for sure that all of Jorck's lines are Jonathan's (he voices Orcs/Nords which sound like Jorck's "thank you for your help", and Khajiits which is very similar to how Jorck sounds before that).
No this is a different voice, I think from the orc voice actor. Not the imperial, go back and compare.
Thank you cancer
dammit, beat me to it
blessings of the festering ulcer upon you!
praoise peririte
Can't unhear
None of your fucking business same
"She must hate her job, people complaining to her all day."
* *LOUD, PAINFUL COUGH* *
HOLY FUCK U WATCHED THE VIDEO? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@caninci7379 Old meme.
Thank you lung cancer
Coronavirus patient 0 located
@@caninci7379 shut the fuck up and get laid
“I’m only askin’ for enough to feed me kids”
Not a single kid in all Cyrodill
Can’t have immortal kids if there are no kids in the first place
Weird, I've never actually noticed that until you pointed it out lol
Knowing this game; I wouldn't be surprised if some "adult looking" npc's were kids.
(like the grand champion admirer)
There's kids with mods
@@OwlskiTV Or the Sons of the Odiil Family.
..nothing to worry about, I guess..JUST MY EYES PLAYING TRICKS ON ME!
*ACROBATICS INCREASED TO 63*
i love hitting a guy in the chest with an arrow and hear them saying "damm rats scurrying about making me jumpy"
when you have max sneak + various sneak buffs its hilarious
HELLO???? WHO'S THERE????
Ennie Miny Moo totally unrelated game but warframes worse cuz you could be standing in front of an enemy and they wouldn't notice you
Blessings of ______ upon you
Blessings of Jim pickens upon ye
James Atkins it's upon ye
Ur mum
Thank you, kind sir.
James Atkins Blessings of _GABE THE DOG_
"My children will thank you for your help"
*THANK YOU, KIND SIR*
Must be my eyes playing TRICKS on me.
SHE MUST HATE HER JOB, PEOPLE COMPLAINING TO HER ALL DAY. *COUGH COUGH*
Hmm. Must've been the wind.
NINININININININI!
lol i love when he recoils in horror when he speaks normally xD
Nicole Vorisek anyway how is your sex life?
The last guy's face had me dying.
ME CHILDREN WILL THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP
*THANK YOU KIND SIR*
When i first saw him I.. Well lets just say nobody will ever be cursed with looking at him again
👁💋👁
Monke
Accent:"Me children will thank ya for you help"
Sexy voice:"Thank you kind sir"
oh my days the final clip
It's like they fucked up and took the "thank you" clip for that NPC and put them on all the other ones and vice versa
Torvesta is that you?
+Zondac I think that's actually exactly what happened
-People complain into her all day...
-*COUGHAUGGHGH*
Ha
I remember the blood omen games
Best game ever
It actually really is.
+Andy Johnson
Why they should remake some old junk if they can release something better like Skyrim.
Oh right I forgot you are shitty fuckboy that loves inferiority.
old junk
nice b8
TrickyTrickster all skyrim fanboys are posers. that's not a matter of opinion. by all that defines logic it is absolute truth.
Erasus
I have both skyrim and oblivion
Despite oblivion being a bit outdated
It can easly compete with skyrim
And on some ways
Surpass it
So oblivion isn.t some old shit
Thank you kind sir!
Fun Fact:Every beggar in Oblivion is afflicted with some sort of disease (which might explain why they're beggars to begin with!). If you craft a Cure Disease on Touch or Target spell, you can cure their diseases and automatically max out their disposition, so for Thieves Guild quests you won't have to bribe them or do the speechcraft minigame.
Wwoooooooaaaaahhhhh
Coo thx
Thanks bro
All these years... and I never knew...
..Thank you kind sir!
This sounds fake but tHaNk yOu kINd SiR
My dad and used to go around the house and when we least expected it, we'd say "thank you kind sir!" Just like that. It would crack us up every time. :) good memories.
nothing to worry about yet, juST MY EYES PLAYING TRICKS ON ME
"Ah, you must be the Arcane University's newest edition! This humble Battle Mage bids you welcome." *Is the Arch Mage*
124Nightwing lmao
The manly “Thank you, kind sir” at the end
"Thank you kind, sir."
Hey, waitaminute! *rips off wig* You're the same guy! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME GUY! GUARDS!
You again
“STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!”
I love Oblivion
Have you heard of the high elves that keep on smoking skooma?
You're a traitor to your own race!
João Salsa You are a disgrace to our kin
I love furries
I love yiff 0w0
0:50 im so hung
conka096 lol
dont be dong
*Child complaining about being hungry*
*Gives child coin*
*Child goes through puberty in 10 milliseconds*
*Thank you kind sir*
I'd like to thank all you kind sirs (and mams) for watching and enjoying my video! blessings of the nine upon you
Maximum Malcolm Thank you kind sir
Did you just assume my gender
Thank you kind sir!
thank you kind cir
@@Xxsorafan Yes i did, *ma'am*
Honestly they have like 5 voice actors in this game
actually that's still too many for bethesda standard..
@@irvancrocs1753 Well fine, in their new game you get no voices! You have to be all the characters!! iTS mOrE FUn wiTH fRiEnDS
10
Why can't they ask the voice actors to do more than one voice? Even in Skyrim it's the same 5 voices.
Because the budget for voice actors consisted of the change collected from the sofa in the employee break-room.
It's Bethesda they can't even release a game without a game breaking glitch.
Terra Incognita Gaming
Look buddy, I love these games too....but that is biggest most massive load of horseshit mankind has ever seen! As for your "proof", even if the Pope himself were to come knock on my door with the proof....in whatever possible form that might be, I still wouldn't belive it!
Come on, you played this game, you should know God damn it! There is no way in Oblvion that is true....unless they were counting the birds, trolls, dogs....god I hate the dogs!
Terra Incognita Gaming Wow, really? It feels like 10 though.
Getsuga Tenshō
It's... not that hard to believe, though. I mean most of the voice actors voiced one or two unique people, and a smaller handful were left to voice pretty much every other character. Is that really that impossible?
"Me, a homosapien whom posesses XY-chromosomes and male reproductive organs, commonly known as "Man", am in echonomicaly abominable state, thus requesting you to bequeath me Tamrielic currency made from the 79th chemical element in the periodic table, Au, short from the latin word Aurum, also known by it's english word Gold"
*Gives gold*
"Thank yee kind sir!"
(Smooth, buttery man voice) *Blessings of (Stendarr/Juliannos/Arkay/Akatosh) upon you*
You understand me
anyone remember midas spells of aurum? was some gooood sheeeet
?
*its
Hehe :3
I've invested over 300 hours into a file in which I've been 100% the game.
I've cleared almost every single dungeon and quest in the entire game, and maxed out every skill. The only things I haven't done are reach 100 Hand-to-Hand and complete the Knights questline. When, or why, I decided to do this, I don't even remember anymore.
Fair enough. But I've don't typically do every single questline in Skyrim throughout a playthrough. Eventually, I get bored of the playstyle and wrap up the character's roleplaying arc then I start a new playthrough- the average Skyrim playthrough is between 70-100 hours for me.
Same, this is my quest now.
Do you have any tips?
Any quests that should be done first so you don't cancel out others?
Tattle Boad You need to keep in mind...Skyrim have way more quests then what Oblivion have. So 300 hours is a lot for this game.
Not just the quests, clearing every single dungeon. Every last location on the map.
I went county by county- first County Skingrad, then County Chorrol, the Imperial Reserve, County Kvatch, County Anvil, County Bruma, County Cheydinhal, the Colovian Highlands (that place took fucking forever), County Leyawiin then finally County Bravil.
Every single location in each and every county. That playthrough took me just about a year.
You must do the knights dlc, it's one of the best quest lines ever, so great!
I'm guessing they must have mixed up the voice sample between these two NPCs
Goblin Voice - *me children will thank you for your help*
Superhero Voice - THANK YEW KIIIND SIIIIIIIIIR
I always thought the voice changing was part of the game and when that happened it meant they were pretending to sound weak for sympathy and then accidentally let their real voice slip. Definitely giving Bethesda too much credit there, but it kinda blew my mind that I got scammed by a fake video game beggar.
Stuff like this is why I love oblivion. lol
1:04 "me children are hungry- *THANK YOU KIND SIR*"
"Just my EYES playing TRICKS ON ME!"
*while dropping off of a rock*
I laughed so hard at this! xD
No one:
Reddit users when they get the gold:
Zoomer, have you ever heard of the Normie Elves ?
the last guy have jay z face
Chicken Little dude u had me dying
😂😂😂😂
0:26 This just made my day!
Alex what happened lol
@@calebhamilton8073 They were sneaking near a enemy mage (at least I assume it was) and the enemy mage fell off the cliff trying to go near the source of the noise.
blessings of mascara upon you
LOL the lasat one had my drying!
how dry did you get?
Mimicerino mimic Poderino Kripperino lol XD
Wow you kripperinos are everywhere
It made me so W E T
LMAO
😄 “Thank you, kind sir!”
👁👄👁 *“Blessings of the shadow upon ye.”*
THE ZOOMING IN AND THE DEAD EYES I LOVE E
OK, ZOOMER
@@Cjnw the only "OK, zoomer" joke I've ever found funny
I find it hilarious how Bethesda actually DID make the voice actors re-record the Beggar dialogue in a 'beggar' voice, but 1. they accidentally included the 'I'm a normal person' voice files for Xbox and 2. forgot to redo all the dialogue, causing issues like this. Honestly, they should never have gotten the Voice actors to redo the dialogue, I never thought twice about beggars having solely normal voices on xbox.
The second dude was my go to homeless bro for the vampire feeding. 10/10 always reliable 👍
I come back to this video anytime I’m feeling down. This is a day maker!
Glad to hear it!
0:45 I didn’t know phil Collins was in this game 🤣
Collin Mackory
I'm too used to the *Thank you, kind lady*
this is weird.
nec.romancer i should make a sequel
Maximum Malcolm You totally should. You made the greatest work with this one tho ;0;
🤓: thank you kind ser!
🗿: blessings of stendar upon her
That last one always gets me. I’m like, “oh gimbal the right voice to match that nasally one!” And then it goes and gives a completely new voice!
That one is funny, but IMO the hilarious one is the nord that talks in a sickly voice, but then says I'm a manly voice "Thank you, kind sir!"
Edit: yeah, the one at the end.
Thank you kind sir :)
BLESSINGS OF THE SHADOW UPON YE
I love binging these fucking Oblivion dialog videos. I tear up in every single one
Helluva game, helluva video.
I love these mage guards outfit . "WE HAVE THE SAME OUTFIT AS REGULAR GUARDS BUT WE HAVE HOODS SO WE MUST BE MAGES"
When you hit puberty a second time.
Gappy: thank you kind sir
Kira: *blessings of the --- upon thee*
how many people actually give to the poor like this in real life not expecting a return from the IRS?
3 years later and this just got recommended to me for the best award of " *KIND SIR* "
there is a lot of poor people in oblivion
I don’t ever want to hear “Thank you, kind sir” ever again.
Beggar: "Thank you, kind sir"
Squidward: "Can't you say anything else but 'Thank you kind sir'? "
Beggar: "Try giving me a coin again"
Squidward: "Have a coin, beggar"
1:08
I love how he puts on his "radio voice" after saying "thank you kind sir".
I was writing a script and there's a scene where some guy throws a coin in the street performancer's hat. This was the first thing that came to my mind. Into the script it goes!
"She must hate her job, people complain to her all day""
ACKOUGH
Thank you cancer
OOF
I love you my sweet boy
Thank you kind sir.
Did you just assume my gender?
soulassassin0g
Yes male or female; and some random combination of sexual attraction. Liking a guy if your guy doesn’t make you a pansexual helicopter.
Yeah, you put on the poor person voice so I drop you a damn dime then you peace out and pull up a half-baritone blaster!!!
AAAAAAAA THAT LAST ONE HAD ME ON THE FLOOR HOLY SHIT. THEY FUCKED UP SO BAD
THE LAST ONE IM D E D
Just my eyes playing tricks on me
This how a desperate guys tone sounds like when talking to a hot girl
*Many characters, 1 kind sir*
Blessings of worldstar upon ye
this video is a real treat while wearing headphones
Ill be honest. I found this game better than Skyrim.
Oblivion is the best game ever, Skyrim is good but it ain't got shit on this game
Nah, skyrim's better
I do too, and I can't even say why. Skyrim just doesn't feel right to me.
Skyrim is technically the better game, but oblivion is where the heart is
@@ChimpScape Levelling
This is that rare RUclips video that will always be relevant .
Eh, not quite as good as the lispy optimism of orphans in Skyrim as I offer to adopt them just to go 'actually, you know what, nah' and walk away.
They sound like Patrick going "May I take your hat sir"
wtf is wrong with the last guy's face?
Skooma.
Good job, whoever was responsible of matching the proper voice actor's lines to the right character.
This game has a better story than skyrim, and the graphics weren't bad for 2006, just the characters looked horrible, and they could've done a better job with the voice acting issue.
Thomas the Dank Engine ur mum gay
i will still say that oblivion had the least amount of problem out of the 3 games. most of its problems were superficial, such as the bizarre art style and the stilted voice acting. morrowind had severe control issues, broken melee combat, and what is possibly the worst collision detection i've seen in a AAA game. skyrim was just completely shallow and the player had almost 0 impact on the world.
For any veteran of the Elder Scrolls series this game was a massive disappointment, having read so much about the Imperial province, the Nibenese, the Colovians, the Imperial city as described in the texts. All to get this generic medieval forest land, when it was described as a jungle, even, it was terrible really.
Nah the characters make the game 100x Better
@@raziel6304 im no lore expert, but didn't Talos retroactively change Cyrodil into a verdant grassland?
I just get all giggly and happy every time they say it
1:06
"Me children will thank ya for yer help"
*Sees his face*
Your...children...riiiight...
I love how the last one is the guy you expect to sound weird saying thank you but it's actually the other ones!
great video
thank you kind sir
I have showed this to a bunch of people this weekend. I was talking to people about how funny the glitchy shit was in oblivion
lol that's awesome! yeah this game is hilarious, part of the reason is sort of edges out skyrim for me
"Eh y'know I'm's just a beggar 'ere. Nuttin' tae do but wait out m'years an' die, eh?"
*Have a coin, beggar.*
"AH, I THANK YOU, MOST KIND PASSERBY."
of course it is the exact same voice acting dialog, put in all these npcs, the question is why. I think it's because Bethesda wanted to make us realize our hypocrisy, that we've no problem giving out "fictional"/"unreal" money to in game characters in need, but when in comes to real life, we usually wouldn't. :D
Thank you kind sir
*Balls drops*
Blessings of _____ opon you
*Any news from other providences?*
Nothing I'd like to talk about.
Enough talk.
Thank you kind sir..
*provinces
Goodbye!
Oh hi!
so glad that the sequel upped the voice actors from one to two.
Clearly this game didn't age well.
It's still a great game overall. I think the graphics add some charm
Their is a mod in development called skyblivion that will allow you to play oblivion with skyrim's updated engine
Benny Tops that’s even worse lol
Whoa, that last one straight up changed races mid-sentence!
A coin a day keeps their sore throat away
these are the most polite homeless people I've ever seen
Thank you kind sir.
*deepens voice*
*Blessings from the dark.*
WoW the last one got his own voice line so prestigious !
It's just a Sean Bean always behind you, throwing lines from time to time
I said blessings of Stendar to a random guy a few years back. He smiled and said thank you and walked away.