Wojak buys Bitcoin and goes into cryostasis

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @zerobudgetstories
    @zerobudgetstories  2 года назад +972

    This video took me a considerable amount of time. Hope you like, and RIP to Bogdanoff. He will forever stay in our minds. Thanks for all, Legend.

    • @DerLuukee
      @DerLuukee 2 года назад +28

      Now there's only a 50/50 chance that crypto will be dumped 😂

    • @reveillain9479
      @reveillain9479 2 года назад

      F

    • @cryptominero8820
      @cryptominero8820 2 года назад +8

      Nobody will make better than bogdanoff

    • @hacker4chn841
      @hacker4chn841 2 года назад +13

      How many times do I have to tell you people he's not dead. It's all a trick so he can dump the market once you believe he is no longer a threat!

    • @samacumen
      @samacumen 2 года назад +5

      Nice videos bro. Love your videos. Please don't make it so addictive to watch..lol

  • @AstroRockit
    @AstroRockit 2 года назад +576

    Love that even 100 years in the future, the first purchase is still a sports car

    • @aleksjagger9770
      @aleksjagger9770 2 года назад +24

      He didn't get to discover all the new things, lol

    • @t.5350
      @t.5350 2 года назад +2

      @Coffeezilla lambo 🤣🤣

    • @Hollow_purple556
      @Hollow_purple556 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 Год назад

      Love that in the future, there is even a concept of a "sports car", and that we haven't moved to some form of communism.

    • @Nigel514
      @Nigel514 Год назад

      Lol😂😂😂 a sports car is like drinking water wojak can't survive with out it

  • @MaxPicAxe
    @MaxPicAxe 2 года назад +1650

    This was great... But you could have said inflation was so bad that a month's rent now costs $1 million, that would have been hilarious.

    • @BboyRawth1
      @BboyRawth1 2 года назад +104

      i was thinking the same thing during the video but i guess he wanted wojak to win to end the year !

    • @incisor78
      @incisor78 2 года назад +29

      That means he could afford to pay rent for just over 24 years. His monthly rental today would have to be about $180 a month for his $52k to last that long.

    • @FunnyTimeOriginal
      @FunnyTimeOriginal 2 года назад +25

      2130 there will not be $ £ €...

    • @keepson9853
      @keepson9853 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same right at the beginning 😂😂 Pretty trendy to talk about inflation nowadays

    • @addd529
      @addd529 2 года назад +3

      Cringe

  • @asyncasync
    @asyncasync 2 года назад +389

    I was expecting someone to say "... oh, but 259 million dollars buys you one bread now".
    *cue scream*

    • @sef2273
      @sef2273 2 года назад +6

      He fumbled again

    • @gamering2354
      @gamering2354 2 года назад

      inflation isn't that bad

    • @hibemabygaming4316
      @hibemabygaming4316 Год назад

      @@gamering2354this is somewhat incorrect

    • @asyncasync
      @asyncasync Год назад +1

      ​@@computernerd8157 if one btc gets you x dollars and x dollars gets you one bread then your one btc still only gets you 1 bread.

    • @computernerd8157
      @computernerd8157 Год назад

      @@asyncasync yea but Bit coin should not in theory loose value with the dollar. The Bit coin should be worth the value of 1 million in the current time he made the purchase unless somebody starting inflating it by creating more. The future is uncertain to really know if this would work for Wojack. For all we know, in 100 years Bit coin could be worthless.

  • @DMMDestroyer
    @DMMDestroyer 2 года назад +1144

    Was expecting a hyperinflation joke so that what he had would be considered a weeks paycheck, but we'll take it.
    F for Bogdanoff Dec 28, 2021

    • @Habitt5253
      @Habitt5253 2 года назад +80

      No kidding. I was expecting a future where a cheeseburger costs $100,000.

    • @homeless9985
      @homeless9985 2 года назад +4

      ye same

    • @zerobudgetstories
      @zerobudgetstories  2 года назад +115

      Inflation is about 2% annually, when times are not complicated. So it would be about 200-300% in 2100. But that doesn’t mean that a burger will cost 100,000$ lol. Let’s stay realistic

    • @karleriktallo1516
      @karleriktallo1516 2 года назад +28

      @@zerobudgetstories 7% now tho

    • @bluedonkey180
      @bluedonkey180 2 года назад +20

      @@zerobudgetstories 2.5% annually yes, and inflation would only bring up the value of bitcoin not down

  • @IAmMyself3504
    @IAmMyself3504 2 года назад +14

    Grichka Bogdanoff died yesterday, 28/12/2021. Eerie feeling when I just googled them after watching crypto memes and seeing a final date on him. R.i.p Mr. Bogdanoff, Pomp eet in Heaven

  • @NEXO_JA_The_Emcee
    @NEXO_JA_The_Emcee 2 года назад +96

    Allthough the mighty Bognadoff has sadly passed away. May he rest in peace. I still hope he lives on here

    • @rCrypto_Frog4148
      @rCrypto_Frog4148 2 года назад +2

      his twin still alive ser.

    • @tishaak2800
      @tishaak2800 2 года назад +2

      @@rCrypto_Frog4148 yea about that...

    • @bossjolo8535
      @bossjolo8535 2 года назад +1

      @@rCrypto_Frog4148 noooooo

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 2 года назад

      Please don't bring your oh-it's-so-sad-someone-died culture in here

    • @NEXO_JA_The_Emcee
      @NEXO_JA_The_Emcee 2 года назад +2

      @@StefanReich tf u talking bout , culture? A man passed and saying he should rest in peace is respect to life, quit trying to be edgy.

  • @zanetruesdale8336
    @zanetruesdale8336 2 года назад +87

    The editing in this video is great. You're getting a lot better at these videos dude.

  • @justingreen8006
    @justingreen8006 2 года назад +132

    I thought he was going to buy some groceries only to find hyperinflation took over. Carton of eggs $300k. Loaf of bread $450k and gallon of milk $1million

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 2 года назад +5

      Eggs? Bread? Milk? That is Old Era food.
      It is now Ovo-soy (synthetic eggs made from soy cultures), Soylent (artificial soy lentil wafers), and Slurrm (ingredient: ?).

    • @dogeball2628
      @dogeball2628 2 года назад

      @@jonathantan2469 What are eggs???

    • @Pundit07
      @Pundit07 2 года назад +2

      6 pack of craft beer $5 million

    • @nicolaspaulquirogasnyder286
      @nicolaspaulquirogasnyder286 2 года назад +1

      But if there would be hyperinflation Bitcoin would have even gone up more.

  • @Ignoto88
    @Ignoto88 2 года назад +12

    "DOOM PEET."
    - Lord Bogg ★29 August 1949 - †28 December 2021

  • @ezio8240
    @ezio8240 2 года назад +41

    Rip bogdanoff.he will still dump market from heaven.

    • @solis2528
      @solis2528 2 года назад +4

      There's still the other brother

    • @TheLaenCZ
      @TheLaenCZ 2 года назад

      @@solis2528 its not

    • @solis2528
      @solis2528 2 года назад

      @@TheLaenCZ i kinda jinxed it he died couple days after my comment

  • @amantinoubliable
    @amantinoubliable 2 года назад +94

    A flying McLaren? Apparently Lambo went broke with the mining of the last Bitcoin...
    RIP to Lord Bogg

    • @jacobm92
      @jacobm92 Год назад

      lambos are plastic junk. if youre so rich you dont care thats cool. but mclarens, ferraris, porsche etc are much higher quality cars

  • @michael_angelo
    @michael_angelo 2 года назад +34

    So happy for Wojak. Excited to see the future through the eyes of this channel!

  • @expertiseexpertise8578
    @expertiseexpertise8578 2 года назад +34

    Rip bogdanoff

  • @isolatedtrader5482
    @isolatedtrader5482 2 года назад +21

    I like how your Wojak skits interact with us the viewers. Makes it even more fun to watch.

  • @rCrypto_Frog4148
    @rCrypto_Frog4148 2 года назад +15

    It shoulda been when he was asleep BTC goes to 100 million but then there's deflation and it crashes to 0 a day before Wojak wakes up lol and then Bognoff is a cyborg that caused the deflation.

  • @sef2273
    @sef2273 2 года назад +13

    I was waiting for “with inflation your 289 million dollars is worth 289 McDonald’s cheeseburgers. A cheeseburger is worth 1 million dollars.”

  • @basedlibertarianz910
    @basedlibertarianz910 2 года назад +22

    RIP Bogdanoff. He was a mighty and formidable opponent.

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 2 года назад +1

    This is the way my brothers LOL
    THANKS FOR THE VID MAN!!
    THANK FOR YOUR HARD WORK!

  • @supersayan8179
    @supersayan8179 2 года назад +32

    would be funny if he told him after that the $ is worth 0.000001% of what it was worth 100 years ago so 240 million $ isn t that much

  • @Gekisilver1
    @Gekisilver1 2 года назад +9

    I expected the robot to say "what is a bitcoin?"

  • @Wakeuptv2024
    @Wakeuptv2024 2 года назад +2

    R.I.P Grichka ... never live to see 2022 💔

  • @marshmelows
    @marshmelows 2 года назад +2

    Drives jet-propulsion-lamborghini, still revs the combustion engine lmao

  • @CripplingDipStories
    @CripplingDipStories 2 года назад +35

    Defying physics to be the longest holder of all time 💀

  • @michaelb9940
    @michaelb9940 2 года назад +1

    Ok that sucked
    I was hoping for inflation to kick in so bad that he would be able to buy a car with 1 coin

  • @hjncosta11
    @hjncosta11 2 года назад +1

    That building is in PORTO ! Portugal CRLHHH !

  • @nickganz15
    @nickganz15 2 года назад +32

    Love it to see Wojak that happy 🙌

  • @animedgames8107
    @animedgames8107 2 года назад +11

    hoped for a chart show with bitcoin growing until like 2070 and then falling to 0 because it was so old and something replaced it but this video still was great 👍

  • @Kirix
    @Kirix 2 года назад +1

    Quantum computers will decrypt everyone's private keys by then

  • @munyaelliott
    @munyaelliott 2 года назад +1

    2:30 That doctor again! He is so chilled

  • @williamsmiler184
    @williamsmiler184 2 года назад +14

    BRAVO! However happy I am for Wojak, I am hoping Bogdanoff had the foresight to get cryoed-up also. Or at least invented a time machine to settle old scores! 🤣

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 2 года назад

      The Bogdanoffs have uploaded their consciousness into the cyber world, like Dr. Zola. While their physical vessels are dead, their minds still exist in the oceans of 1's and 0's.

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas 2 года назад +1

      I heard rumors Bogg is THE sentient AI they have been talking about. So in that case he doesn't have to worry about his mortal body and time anymore as long as the server keeps running.

  • @JavierSalcedoC
    @JavierSalcedoC 2 года назад +3

    With that cliffhanger I hope you have a second episode in mind

  • @octaviovilchez3096
    @octaviovilchez3096 2 года назад +4

    Great video
    But now we need the 2nd part when he ends with depression because he understand nothing about this new world, he is alone, rich but alone, no zoome, no mooner, no more friends or company.

  • @jesuscardenes7611
    @jesuscardenes7611 2 года назад +1

    That journal should have been a NFT, funny video!

  • @Altered-Beast
    @Altered-Beast 2 года назад +5

    That ESET antivirus robot though 😂

  • @lionking4459
    @lionking4459 2 года назад +11

    Would like to see how Wojak reacts after such an event but 1 bitcoin is 1 bitcoin and fiat system is replaced completely by bitcoin.

  • @LucasRodrigues-ls8re
    @LucasRodrigues-ls8re 2 года назад

    Omg the first image is in my city!!! I’m so addicted to this channel and then boom my city there lmao

  • @ValdestotsVoice
    @ValdestotsVoice 2 года назад

    Excellent video sir! Your hard work does not go unnoticed! Btw is that Android in the future the Nod32 Anti-virus Mascot!!?! I'm a computer guy and promoted their software! 😆

  • @patrickavondale8653
    @patrickavondale8653 2 года назад +1

    This is the way my brother. Amazing video, would love to see a follow up set in 2134

  • @GSS_94
    @GSS_94 2 года назад +3

    289 million in the future. inflation adfjusted should be about 2.2 mil in today's money. He should've just bought some stock in the cryo company itself.

  • @H0TWHEELS
    @H0TWHEELS 2 года назад

    LOL the cash register sound as his eyes closes 🤣

  • @abagnale335
    @abagnale335 2 года назад +7

    Funny thing is I just watched a movie about cryostasis 5 minutes before this...

    • @kaiboi8399
      @kaiboi8399 2 года назад

      Could u tell me the name

  • @Joker-ux3jf
    @Joker-ux3jf 2 года назад

    Wow! Very cool and creative video brother really enjoyed it

  • @phonebackup6969
    @phonebackup6969 2 года назад +1

    This video felt like an episode of Seinfeld...where nothing happens

  • @Ungabunga923
    @Ungabunga923 2 года назад +32

    What's funny is that he long term hodls bitcoin in large amounts on some random exchange instead of a cold wallet.

    • @zerobudgetstories
      @zerobudgetstories  2 года назад +20

      Pampitt swap is not random, it's the ultimate meme dream imaginative exchange

  • @lavishmedia6207
    @lavishmedia6207 2 года назад +5

    Me actually considering this.. Thanks Wojak😂😂

  • @teslatesla420
    @teslatesla420 2 года назад +1

    Absolut amazing Episode this time 👍💯✅💎⚡ diamond hands? No ....cry hands 😆💎♾😇🚀

  • @wojaktheking2035
    @wojaktheking2035 2 года назад +7

    Bogdanoff will be remembered BECAUSE of him only We have so many entertaining wojak memes channels on youtube

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee 2 года назад

      they was also on tv

  • @SERMoRUBIK
    @SERMoRUBIK 2 года назад +2

    🔥Honestly, this is going to age well.. I can see this happening, “the last bitcoin mined was thirty years ago” sheesh

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 2 года назад +1

    Damn he bought at 52k if only he waited

  • @marcotuliodinali1438
    @marcotuliodinali1438 2 года назад +1

    Much better than "Demolition Man". Also a very nice movie.

  • @natedogg8051
    @natedogg8051 2 года назад +5

    Wojack always scheming up plans. Legend!

  • @anirbang4957
    @anirbang4957 2 года назад +1

    Best tribute to Lord Bogdanoff! ❤️
    RIP BOG. 🙏🏼💐💐💐

  • @cockykid1234
    @cockykid1234 2 года назад

    Fire as usual! You put it together very smoothly.

  • @appenknol1236
    @appenknol1236 2 года назад +6

    Bogdanoff has simply ascended to better monitor our lives

  • @justinwiseman8965
    @justinwiseman8965 2 года назад

    Gotta do a special video for the bog. RIP bogdanoff.

  • @DorkSideObamna
    @DorkSideObamna 2 года назад +3

    Kinda refreshing to watch Wojak win for once.

  • @ct1762
    @ct1762 2 года назад

    the suit and aviators gets me. every time.

  • @Truck--kun
    @Truck--kun 2 года назад +3

    Gonna need to do a tribute to Bogdanoff , RIP crypto meme legend

  • @misterb.s.8745
    @misterb.s.8745 2 года назад +1

    Every time I sign a transaction for a new Defi ponzi or claim random shitcoin airdrops, I keep hearing wojack's voice saying "this is the way my brother" 😆

  • @MechanizationStudio
    @MechanizationStudio 2 года назад +1

    The thing is, the cryonics wouldn't work, it is still a scam. The freezing will kill his cells.

  • @Bearcoveragegaming
    @Bearcoveragegaming 2 года назад

    2:30 I did not expect that 🤣🤣

  • @block91
    @block91 2 года назад +1

    2:52 WOAHH! 196°? That’s literally too cold, you live in the USA bro?

  • @severedconnections4821
    @severedconnections4821 2 года назад

    No better way to start my day. Salute my brother.

  • @paulyoung4945
    @paulyoung4945 2 года назад

    It's the salvation Army shop .you walked past the cutlery section. I want a spoon for "reasons"... now I'm paranoid

  • @TheHampusen
    @TheHampusen 13 дней назад

    Aah the good ol' CryostasisHODL. Such a classic

  • @heroicvictory7314
    @heroicvictory7314 2 года назад +2

    Watching these videos is giving me major FOMO. Whoever was lucky enough to buy at 17,000 on June 17 has basically doubled there money 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @voto75
    @voto75 2 года назад +1

    Hell yeah a happy ending for Wo.

  • @srikiran9411
    @srikiran9411 2 года назад

    add bogdanoff grand children in part two i am eager to see them haha

  • @DOC_951
    @DOC_951 Год назад

    Wow… he wasn’t unplugged or woke up during the apocalypse or some other shit that always goes wrong!

  • @zachlake6336
    @zachlake6336 2 года назад

    i was waiting for the inflation joke lol

  • @Stiiin
    @Stiiin Год назад

    Cells contain water - that doesn't help keep you intact. On the contrary - by freezing you destroy the cell as the freezing water expands and ruptures the cells from the inside

  • @Vnix
    @Vnix 2 года назад +1

    RIP Grichka

  • @Sacca10
    @Sacca10 2 года назад

    Sick video! Keep it up buddy. Love 'em. RIP in pump Bogdanoff

  • @hansturpyn5455
    @hansturpyn5455 2 года назад +2

    What happened with the cryoV1 units?

  • @MathewTM
    @MathewTM 2 года назад

    the robot forgot to mention the inflation

  • @hexkwondo
    @hexkwondo 2 года назад +1

    With no Bogdanoff to foil Wojack’s plans, Wojack can finally escape the rat race.

  • @PlutoniumSlum
    @PlutoniumSlum 2 года назад +12

    100 years is a long time... would Bitcoin or humanity still exist by then?

    • @KagsMind
      @KagsMind 2 года назад +1

      technically yes but no

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy 2 года назад +1

      Humanity... maybe. Bitcoin.. I'd actually say no, *if* quantum computing ever takes off - that would make all current cryptology irrelevant and the blockchain would be useless.

    • @saleemali594
      @saleemali594 2 года назад

      @@MattExzy how come?

  • @reveillain9479
    @reveillain9479 2 года назад +2

    Was expecting 35312572235237% inflation joke at the very end, tricked me. Inflation NOT to the moon!

  • @dkbz911
    @dkbz911 2 года назад +2

    he should have gone to a shop and see the price of 1 bottle of water 200 million dollars

  • @tunedskillsz
    @tunedskillsz 2 года назад +1

    Wait it actually worked out for him? I thought this was wojak the unlucky!? I thought he would wake up and a burger would be 100k thanks to inflation or something. weird

  • @chrissanderson6125
    @chrissanderson6125 2 года назад +1

    “Yes guys, you think right.” - Mooner

  • @ionmatika
    @ionmatika 2 года назад

    This is the way my borther..........

  • @Oscar-of5ni
    @Oscar-of5ni 2 года назад +1

    The hyperinflation joke would have been great

  • @jaredbullock5366
    @jaredbullock5366 2 года назад

    Got a bitcoin start ad and a crypto finisher

  • @abishekd.k4022
    @abishekd.k4022 2 года назад

    You are amazing man love your video so innovative !!!!

  • @Daveyboyz1978
    @Daveyboyz1978 2 года назад

    I expected his phone would need an update and stop working so he cannot claim it.

  • @dsptchr
    @dsptchr 2 года назад

    I thought it would drop down to zero the second Wojak wakes up.

  • @artsblogs
    @artsblogs 2 года назад

    Funny twist… due to inflation, those 200 million USD That BTC is worth then, is only about 50 USD of today’s time

  • @s0hailjaved
    @s0hailjaved 2 года назад +1

    To The Andromeda Galaxy 🚀

  • @vanesslifeygo
    @vanesslifeygo 2 года назад

    was expecting a joke that the last bitcoin was mined and now it's another crypto that is in use, and no one forked/updated bitcoin to make transactions still happen as no one's mining it

  • @PlaidLaddy
    @PlaidLaddy 2 года назад

    lmfao the aggressive red lining of the space car gets me every time xD

  • @305_Satoshis
    @305_Satoshis 2 года назад

    This is the way my brother

  • @tuoms
    @tuoms 2 года назад +14

    Zero Budget Stories never fails to entertain us

  • @christianorlandoibarragarc3904
    @christianorlandoibarragarc3904 2 года назад

    Lol that flying car was the best 😂

  • @eliubfj
    @eliubfj 2 года назад

    You're the best with these videos 😂😂😂

  • @erikas4948
    @erikas4948 2 года назад

    that eset robot got me dieing

  • @Hollow_purple556
    @Hollow_purple556 2 года назад +1

    I GOTTA DO THIS

  • @ilovehihats
    @ilovehihats 2 года назад

    this is actually something I thought of myself

  • @alex-rh4mn
    @alex-rh4mn 2 года назад

    ive actually been thinking about doing this myself