Lol, this scenario is so absurd you really didn't need Wojak to break down how he would get to the planet. A final frame of a stranded Wojak would have been great, it can still be done in my opinion. A 1-minute follow-up showing a doomed and marooned Wojak.
bogdanoff dump directly after wojak started to go inside worms after 100 years bitcoin have no value anymore in earth but the signal took 100 years to reach wojak 😂
The Bogdanoffs got possession of the Akashic Records, and now exist in a separate plane of existence, in order to manipulate the Crypto market from beyond.
1. Funny how the rocket revs like a Lamborghini Aventador 2. Funny how Wojak makes building a whole rocket look easy. And all this for Bitcoin. Makes Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos & every space agency look like a couple of slackers just playing around. 3. Bogdanov is inevitable!
Wojak is wasting his potential so much. Instead of going to the moon, he could make the same money programming and building rockets, but he decided to take the hard way with wage job.
So are we going to ignore that Wojak is basically the best scientist ever and one of the smartest people on earth if he was able to do this? Also he could have just stayed with your mum and save all that time and money traveling to a big planet. The mass is similar
If wojak has this talent and resources, he could even surpass elon musk by 10000 folds. He could be a trillionare and doesn't need to rely on bitcoin anymore 😅😅😅 nice skit btw 👍
Amazing video! One point - I thought that Bog had possession of the Akashic Records, if that was the case, he could have just simply closed the wormhole before Wojack could reach it in his rocket.
Imagine Wojak returned to Earth only to find out it was destoyed by some apocalypse. All civilization dead, only surviving are apes (Planet of Apes). To be specific here, Bored NFT apes. The only last Bitcoin a crypto can be found in form of weird Funds are Safu black obelisk worshiped by cavemen Grug people. What a movie.
If he sold all the high-tech technology he produced/invented, he would have been rich without even flying or building the rocket, and Bitcoin would have just become a mere pastime.
The amount of detail and work in this video is absolutely crazy insane! Only ONE thing was missing, 5 years later and wojak didn't have any beard or moustache hairs 😝
i have been making losses trying to make profit trading. I thought trading demo account is just like trading the real market... can anyone help me out or at least advise me on what to do?
Time dilation for 16x earths gravity is basically zero. The equation is not linear. Also that planet is larger with the same mass as earth, so gravity should be lower. Don't overuse Bogdanoff.
Wow, this hits different... bitcoin and money is worthless on another planet with no civilization. It was such a plot twist that wojack couldn’t go back!
Dumped 8 days of my Erasmus for this video. What a grind. This is for you my brothers. Ok now I go sleep
👏🏻👏🏻
Lol, this scenario is so absurd you really didn't need Wojak to break down how he would get to the planet.
A final frame of a stranded Wojak would have been great, it can still be done in my opinion. A 1-minute follow-up showing a doomed and marooned Wojak.
Ur a chad bro 😮😮
I subbed because of ur grind.
don't normally comment, but great video. One of the most enjoyable Wojak videos for me.
"I dont have enough money so I'll build the rocket myself"
Wojack is a legend
All seems legit, but where did Wojak get that fancy NASA space suit? They cost a fortune!
@@magnuskallas dude has connections lol
@@magnuskallas He found it in a dumpster.
Bruh wtf is this wojack and chaf
Is over qualified for his wage slave jobs.
Engineering, coding, building rockets, wormhole discovery, and terraforming how tf you not already a millionaire with just these
billionaire
Wojak isn’t leveraging himself correctly. With that knowledge he could be getting patents for his creations and cashing in huge .
@@ZENIGMATV Yeap, but his Bitcoin obsession has taken over actual material wealth.
He failed to answer the "what is your spirit animal" question on the interview. Also he smiled too little.
He addicted to Bitcoin
He goes through time and space for holding bitcoin what a legend
Ye he is a legend for sure xD
@@zerobudgetstories Earth is gonna become planet of the apes in a hundred years!
@@zerobudgetstories next video should be “wojak turns mars/moon into Bitcoin mine”
You didn't have to cut me out meme joined the chat
I like how Bogdanoff is still alive after all those years, like he lives in the blockchain or sth
bogdanoff dump directly after wojak started to go inside worms after 100 years bitcoin have no value anymore in earth but the signal took 100 years to reach wojak 😂
The Bogdanoffs got possession of the Akashic Records, and now exist in a separate plane of existence, in order to manipulate the Crypto market from beyond.
Doesn't he live in the matrix?
@@ahsenwaseem3263no he lives in our device^s CPU
1. Funny how the rocket revs like a Lamborghini Aventador
2. Funny how Wojak makes building a whole rocket look easy. And all this for Bitcoin. Makes Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos & every space agency look like a couple of slackers just playing around.
3. Bogdanov is inevitable!
@Angela Travis's NO ONE CARES
@@derek_mr272 Dump it.
It was a huracan
😂😂😂😂😂
It's quite incredible how Wojak just pulled off 200 years worth of all humanity's technological progress just to make some sweet crypto gains :-D
Only to get bogged in the end.
@@MostlyRenditions 😭😭
Anything but just getting a decent job
Just to hold 5k btc lmao
Dude the amount of work you put into these videos is insane! Keep up the great work brother!
Thanks my brother, it means a lot reading your comment
Yes, absolutely. This guy is a legend.
Creates anti gravity but can’t find a good paying job 😂. This channel is just amazing
Wojak is wasting his potential so much. Instead of going to the moon, he could make the same money programming and building rockets, but he decided to take the hard way with wage job.
This is real hard work and talent. Respect
The amount of absurdity in this one makes its all the more better. A literal dumpit. 🤣
dude has excellent programming skills, vast knowledge, quick learner, can build any complex mechanism that he wants.
this is not a typical wojack!
But it's a good allegory, because most people would have the skills to end their wagecucking.
the effort is appreciated!!! please never stop, these stories are gold lol 😂
Thanks my brother 🔥❤️
Bitcoin not gold.
So are we going to ignore that Wojak is basically the best scientist ever and one of the smartest people on earth if he was able to do this?
Also he could have just stayed with your mum and save all that time and money traveling to a big planet. The mass is similar
💀
Yes we will ignore all of this
Wojak: Invents deep space travel.
Also Wojak: I can leave for 100 years and HODL to get my portfolio up!
Part of me hoped that Bogdanoff would have given him this win, lol.
Me too lol
i dont know, the whole Wojak thing used to be known for short and simply drawn characters, now its turning into full length sitcom length episodes
From mining in space to going interstellar. Wojak is a billionaire lol
More like a quadrillionare
Wojak is taking "Get rich or die trying" quite literally.
With all that knowledge and know-how he could become a billionaire. All the effort for Crypto XD
He even built a rocket by himself. He can be billionaire by just building it 😀
@@bryancmc9250 Until the engine says "Dump it" XD
This is legit amazing. Fucking good production here, love it
Thanks a lot bro!! Glad you enjoyed
This video is so incredibly done. Big ups to you.
This video was very informative, I'm going to build my own rocket. Thank you Zero Budget Stories for enlightening us
That was truly one hell of a video!!! Congratulations on creating this masterpiece!!
Even rocket scientists forget to add Bog to the equation.
wojak single handedly did in a few months what other companies and organisations couldnt in decades
YES! more space travel please. and an utterly incredible plan and execution by wojak.
I found out your channel one week ago. I simply love it! Keep up the good work ma man!
super funny when he was going to a wormhole and then said "trust the process" lmao
100% in love with this one 😍 the whole story is extremely well written and delivered
Not even Hollywood’s writing is this unique.
Ahah Thanks so much for your comment bro!!
mm yes a single starship upper stage with no booster or refueling is enough to travel to another galaxy
These videos are funny as hell! He went all in the theory of relativity xD
The irony here is that Wojak puts so much more time, energy and research into this than he does into his crypto portfolio!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Actually he was smart to pick a reliable coin. Imagine taking all of that effort only to find out your coin got delisted.
But it's more fun this way.
Zero Budget Stories is the Woodstock experience for crypto lovers. This should never stop!!
U know that you are the best wojak channel right ! I look forward to yours the most!!!!
Thank you so much ❤️
We could also imagine an exoplanet filled with Bogdanov clones! 😱
Wojak did everything in 6 months
He has 9000 IQ
If wojak has this talent and resources, he could even surpass elon musk by 10000 folds. He could be a trillionare and doesn't need to rely on bitcoin anymore 😅😅😅 nice skit btw 👍
“Wojak went interstellar to hold Bitcoin.”
thanks for your hard work bro. the stories and plots keep getting better and better so does the production
He says my mom will be proud of me, a 100 year later?😂
Just remember no amount of money can buy back a second of time.
There is no end to how far Wojak will go to Hodl.
Amazing video! One point - I thought that Bog had possession of the Akashic Records, if that was the case, he could have just simply closed the wormhole before Wojack could reach it in his rocket.
He should forget crypto and do asteroid minning instead.
Great work, lots of work were dedicated to this video :)
Thanks bro! Yep I can confirm ahah! But glad you liked
Dude should have been an astronaut with all that space info 🤔
Imagine Wojak returned to Earth only to find out it was destoyed by some apocalypse. All civilization dead, only surviving are apes (Planet of Apes). To be specific here, Bored NFT apes. The only last Bitcoin a crypto can be found in form of weird Funds are Safu black obelisk worshiped by cavemen Grug people. What a movie.
The Process itself would have made him a trillionaire.
This channel deserves 1 million subs. This video was epic, it was like watching a sci-fi movie.
Imagine forgetting to hit that buy button before leaving the planet 😂
demo mode
By the time he finishes fixing the rocket. His portfolio will do another 100x
This is some new level shit man, appreciate it
This is one of the most beautiful things related to crypto I’ve ever seen. Hats off to your imagination, Netflix is not far.
It’s the subtleties that are perfection. The lambo noise at the unveiling of the rocket made me lose it lmao. ZBS going to the moon bros.
He’s a genius
I realised he cant start From this planet because the gravity is Stronger then the rockets speed
If he sold all the high-tech technology he produced/invented, he would have been rich without even flying or building the rocket, and Bitcoin would have just become a mere pastime.
Interesting stuff bro! Ur using some real science concepts, thank u 👌👌
Thanks bro! ❤️🔥
I would've preferred the ending where he was able to make it back and buys a bottle of water that cost him all his gains due to inflation.
All that hardwork destroyed by just one call.
"Legends Says Wojak Became first Billionare who lives outside earth"
bro made me watch a load screen...love it, Im binging everything.
I was expecting him to use and enhanced the Alcubierre drive lol
Wojak must be living in a type 3 civilization.
Really enjoy these stories, great work 👍🏼
This is too good, you should have made part 2 and 3
The amount of detail and work in this video is absolutely crazy insane! Only ONE thing was missing, 5 years later and wojak didn't have any beard or moustache hairs 😝
Bro is Lex Luthor 💀
Everything makes sense except for the part where the planets immense gravity would destroy everything instantly.
Poor Wojak. Bogged once again.
On another note, this video was awesome. Interstellar is one of my all time favourite movies so really loved this one.
I waited for this kind Video sooooooo much :)!!!! Thank you soooooooooooo much :)!
This should have a million views!
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I feel like the mystery man is just desperate at this point. hes trying to fight a man with plot armor.
brilliant, as always.... we all can relate to Wojak.... which means something like "fighter" in slavic languages.... and a fighter he is indeed
Shit bro I love your channel. You have an excellent imagination. Keep being excellent!
Well I'm impressed bogdanoff is still alive after 100 years
"Thank you Mister Boomer". Always a pleasure. Fun and sick stories . Wojak bestest
I'm learning so much!
Why does Wojak need to work trash jobs and yolo into crypto when he can build rockets all by himself lol
He somehow goes for five years and eight months in space and after landing he just walks like nothing hapoened lol
This is better then Interstellar movie. I hope Wojak meets his new friends at Planet X
People always seem to forget about the "inevitable" part in Bogdanoff
Niece video zbs!
Can you also make uh video where wojak bill a time-traveling mashyeen? Eet woo be untertaining uh well.
closer than I thought... considering my flight was 13,000 km
Great work!!
Wowww, u r the best ZBS. Appreciate ur efforts. I'm glad that I came across ur channel.. 👍😍
Thanks so much for your comment bro! It’s a pleasure you liked the video
Wow, that content is soo good. Time for some ads so you can live of it
Legend! Glad you enjoyed the video
the irony is if wojak built his own rocket and terraformed a planet he would be a billionaire…
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So simple. Surprised I didn't think of this first.
Wojak could have literally made a multi billion dollar business and profit off of that
Funny how he was capable of waiting 5 years in space, but was the capable of waiting the same time on earth🤣
Time dilation for 16x earths gravity is basically zero. The equation is not linear. Also that planet is larger with the same mass as earth, so gravity should be lower. Don't overuse Bogdanoff.
Bro I'm a space fanatic and this is PERFECT💯💯💯
Wow, this hits different... bitcoin and money is worthless on another planet with no civilization. It was such a plot twist that wojack couldn’t go back!