Yup. I’ve been a legal assistant for 25 years and one case I saw was a husband that insisted that the children weren’t his. Later came out that he was the only one cheating. 🤦🏻♀️
First story: This guy is RED FLAGS! Accusing her, threatening her, leaving her for three weeks with a newborn, his mom threatening her, then be all shocked pikachu face when it IS his baby just like his wife said multiple times, getting mad at her for her reaction, his mom again calling after her as well... Divorce. He does not love or care for his wife and his mom is the worst. She and her baby deserve so much more!
I'm so angry at how poorly husband and MIL treated this woman who JUST GAVE BIRTH. Then when they found out the truth continued to treat her badly!! Awful awful people.
For the husband in the bisexual joke story, it was already bad that it was an incest joke. But the fact that he keeps framing it as a "bisexual joke" means that he probably explained it that way to the wife. It creates a pretty direct implication that he thinks that her BEING BISEXUAL means she could be attracted to her own sister, and possibly that he was joking about how she'd be attracted to literally anyone because of her sexuality. We as listeners/readers can hear the joke and think "That wasn't even a sexuality joke it was an incest joke," but him repeating that HE thinks it was a sexuality joke makes it clear what he actually thinks of bisexuals.
No to mention the pun net square you learn about in middle school biology is just the tip of the iceberg for how genetics combine. Especially for complex features like hair and eye color.
FFS, the baby is 5 weeks old?!?!? Her eye and hair color will change. THIS is what the dumbing down of our education system hath wrought. Then he leaves her alone for 3 weeks? Geez, this guy is a gem. 🙄 I hope she divorces him, gets a sh*t-ton of money, and full custody. Let him go live with his mommy. LSecond-to-last story: She's not asking OP to be her son's father, she's asking him to talk to him because he's being bullied and beaten up. But OP refuses because she won't date him. 🤦 What a complete douche. As are his friends who called her a "golddigger". Idiots.
Bi girl here! My boyfriend and I joke about my sexuality all the time. Mostly about how I can't talk to girls or other silly stereotypes like cuffing my pants or not being able to sit in chairs normally. But a joke about checking out her sister?? Wtf that's so gross!
No the court ordering someone to pay beyond 18 is a thing. When the kid is studying or learning a profession the parent has to pay child support still! (At least in Germany)
@dissipatedcloud especially men who are uncircumcised they should always clean before intimacy. Speaking from experience after my ex gave me a uti that became a kidney infection that kept me sick for 2 months, I had to quit my job because of it.
@SuperJust4girls oh no, that's awful! Bad hygiene is such a turnoff too. I honestly can't believe OP has s*x with him at all when he literally smells like poop. It's also kind of odd... I'm sure there are plenty of humans out there who are hairy, poop multiple times a day, only shower once a day, yet still don't smell like literal shit.
Story one: if she came back at him and said “actually, don’t come back. I think you have cleared my head for me. I want a divorce and I’ll be fighting for custody.” I can guarantee he would change his tone and panic. His family is doing mind games with her. But also she should actually leave and get custody bc that man is scary.
My aunt who has blue eyes, and her husband has blue as well, was convinced that she could never have a brown eyed baby and my parents who have brown eyes could never have a blue eyed baby. Well guess what? My cousin has brown eyes and I have grey eyes and neither of us were adopted 🤣🤣🤣 genetics on both sides of the family (dad and aunt are siblings) showed that parents’ physical appearance don’t always determine what the baby will look like.
Not only was the husband sexualizing his wife's sister HE MADE AN INCEST JOKE. If both are in agreement there is a safe wholesome way to make sexuality jokes. I have a feeling he makes terrible biohobic jokes all the time and she's afraid how he'll react to calling him out. "I dont mind my wife being bisexual but i make jokes about it all the time." Why though? Sound like he does mind. If my partner made an incest joke I'd take my kid and spend the night at my parents or friends and be questioning some things about said partner.
The first story: Tell me you don't understand basic biology without telling me you don't understand basic biology. Recessive genes are thing people. Good grief.
The 1st story as soon as the mother-in-law called OP and said “if you’ve been cheating we’ll take you to the cleaners” I was like well there’s where the husband got all his bs from 😂😂😂😂😂 AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN! I hope OP actually took HIM to court for divorce and full custody and as much child support as possible. He obviously doesn’t want to be a father. His parents are obviously enabling his childish Veruca Salt behavior. Get your butt out now mama while your baby is young, I promise your child seeing you being a single mom is 1000% better than her seeing you allowing a toxic and emotionally unstable relationship. Also the new intro is amazing. Perfect. 10/10.
My kid had blue eyes when she was born and now deep brown eyes just like mine and my husband's. And my husband didn't leave me or ask for paternity test.😅
Do you remember when did your baby’s eye’s color changed? My baby is 4 m.o. and has blue eyes but neither me nor my husband have them so we’re always wondering if they might still darken.
Ya I'm pretty sure most white babies are born with blue or greyish eyes...I can't think of a single white baby I've known personally who was born with brown/green/hazel eyes. Even my niece's who are half Jamaican had greyish blue eyes the first few weeks till they started slowly turning brown. And no matter what colour your babies eyes are at birth, they're going to change to some degree, even if it's just from a pale blue to a deeper blue, over the 1st year. Both of my kids' eyes stayed blue till like 9mos-1yr when they turned brown like their dad's, I thought for sure one of them would maybe keep my blue eyes but 🤷♀️
Wtf is with the guy joking about his wife being attracted to her own sister because the wife is bisexual?? Good for the wife asking him to explain the joke - asking someone to explain a joke is a great way to diffuse their fucked up idea of humour, and the fact that he's stopped making them after that kind of proves that they weren't jokes as much as they were jabs at her. I agree with the guys that her previous laughing at his jokes was likely just a polite wave off.
Story 3 sounds so much like my dad I'm wondering if I have a secret sibling. My dad has had an excel spreadsheet on me from I assume the day I was born, but definitely at least from the day I moved back in with him at 13, absolutely anything purchased for me whether it was food I ate from the groceries, or school supplies etc. it all went on the spreadsheet. I have already paid him around 15k off the spreadsheet when i was a teen/young adult, ontop of him already garnishing the majority of my earnings for years from when I first started working. There was a lot of other psychological and financial abuse that was even worse, but I have recently finally escaped his financial abuse completely, he's sent a typed and hand delivered (so he can deny it's from him if necessary) letter trying to intimidate me into paying him tens of thousands more I "owe" him and that I have "stolen" from him by not paying it back. We are NC and I can't wait until I'm truly free of him for good.
5:54 and this is why OP is laughing, cuz these people are dramatic af. The dude had to move out for 3 wks cuz he needed space from OP and the mother is wanting to take OP to the cleaners? It’s either laugh or get violent.
For story 3, some teenagers can take summer school and graduate early if you get permission. I did this and graduated at 16 so maybe that's why she was 15 and a senior.
About story one: I was born with very dark brown hair and blue eyes, by the time I was two years old I was goden blond with blue-green eyes, at 15 I had reached my final form (so far, at least at 36) with light to medium brown hair and green eyes. Babies can change a lot.
My dad has medium brown hair and brown eyes, my mom has dark brown hair and blue eyes. My brother and I both have light blonde hair and blue eyes, and my sister has light brown hair and brown eyes. I know for a fact that we're all my dad's biological kids because my sister and I bought the entire family 23andme dna tests for Christmas one year, and we all connected our profiles together to see what dna traits we shared. It wouldn't have worked had we not been relatives. The test identified him as my dad. Two brown-haired parents can make blonde kids. I wish more people understood genetics so these needless fights would be avoided
Senior in high school at age 15: could be from a different country. Where I'm from high school can be from ages 12-16, 12-17 or 12-18, and a 25-minute drive is considered very far.
Hi, my name is Arya, I'm 21 afab and left my abusive parent at 15 to go live with the good parent and this is getting creepy... I mean the rest of the details don't match up but wtf
imagine someone wanting you to pay them back for being a parent oh yes thank you for dealing with the consequences of your own actions here’s 18k for having sex like😭😭 you had the kid
OMG so the first story, I was a baby like that! I came out with blue eyes(I do still have them lol) but neither of my parents have blue eyes; BUT I have a grandparent on either side that had blue eyes (my dad’s mom has blue eyes, and my mom’s dad had blue eyes) recessive traits will usually be passed down like that, they tend to skip a generation as long as both parents have the recessive gene for it.
I'm Colombian, I am really pale and I was born with dark blonde hair, not dark enough to call it brown, it was like that until I was like 3 and then I got lice in day care and they shaved my head. It grew completely black and it has stayed like that. None of my parents are blonde, they both have black hair
Oh, I was very blonde when I first born. My hair ended up darkening to a dark brown, but it was very light when I was a baby. And my mom had white blonde hair as a baby and a kid from her pictures. It darkened eventually to a light brown.
29:55 THIS DUDE IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS DAUGHTER PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS. 😮😂😅 And he's making his PRESENCE in his DAUGHTERS LIFE CONDITIONAL ON HER PAYING HIS! 👏CHILD SUPPORT!👏 PAYMENTS👏!🙏 MEANT👏 FOR👏 HER!!!!👏😅😭🙏👍 This guy is literally the f**king devil! 😅💀 He wanted their relationship to be transactional and wanted money from his minor aged daughter for LITERALLY RAISING HER. 😅 If she and all his daughters cut him off and he winds up alone in his Mojo Dojo Casa House, may he never wonder that the reason why is because he made his relationship with his daughters a transactional one based on money. 💀🙏👍
About the daughter that prefers her mom, in a way my mother was like this father. I needed to report to her, tell her about the friends I frequented. It's just taking care of your children. He wasn't that good at setting rules and boundaries, but it's better than those kids who have NO rules and end up in dire situations
Thoughts on the new intro? 🤔👇
MUCH better
Love it!
Love it!!
New year new intro? I’m here for it 🎉🎉
Love it! :D
The paternity test or divorce threats always make me think the demands come from THEIR cheating.
Facts!! That's probably why he was so shocked it was his kid.
THIS
The dumbass was looking for a easy way out
Yup. I’ve been a legal assistant for 25 years and one case I saw was a husband that insisted that the children weren’t his. Later came out that he was the only one cheating. 🤦🏻♀️
I was gonna say this!!! That call is definitely coming from inside the house so to speak.
First story: This guy is RED FLAGS! Accusing her, threatening her, leaving her for three weeks with a newborn, his mom threatening her, then be all shocked pikachu face when it IS his baby just like his wife said multiple times, getting mad at her for her reaction, his mom again calling after her as well... Divorce. He does not love or care for his wife and his mom is the worst. She and her baby deserve so much more!
I'm so angry at how poorly husband and MIL treated this woman who JUST GAVE BIRTH. Then when they found out the truth continued to treat her badly!! Awful awful people.
For the husband in the bisexual joke story, it was already bad that it was an incest joke. But the fact that he keeps framing it as a "bisexual joke" means that he probably explained it that way to the wife. It creates a pretty direct implication that he thinks that her BEING BISEXUAL means she could be attracted to her own sister, and possibly that he was joking about how she'd be attracted to literally anyone because of her sexuality. We as listeners/readers can hear the joke and think "That wasn't even a sexuality joke it was an incest joke," but him repeating that HE thinks it was a sexuality joke makes it clear what he actually thinks of bisexuals.
I love when people don’t pay attention during fundamental science lessons. Husband in story 1 has never even HEARD of punnet squares and it shows
No to mention the pun net square you learn about in middle school biology is just the tip of the iceberg for how genetics combine. Especially for complex features like hair and eye color.
Hi! I’m Karinapower. I’m a listener since a while ago, like years now. I’m from Chile, South America 😊. I’m so happy you mention me 😍☺️.
FFS, the baby is 5 weeks old?!?!? Her eye and hair color will change. THIS is what the dumbing down of our education system hath wrought.
Then he leaves her alone for 3 weeks? Geez, this guy is a gem. 🙄 I hope she divorces him, gets a sh*t-ton of money, and full custody. Let him go live with his mommy.
LSecond-to-last story: She's not asking OP to be her son's father, she's asking him to talk to him because he's being bullied and beaten up. But OP refuses because she won't date him. 🤦 What a complete douche. As are his friends who called her a "golddigger". Idiots.
Bi girl here! My boyfriend and I joke about my sexuality all the time. Mostly about how I can't talk to girls or other silly stereotypes like cuffing my pants or not being able to sit in chairs normally. But a joke about checking out her sister?? Wtf that's so gross!
Seriously, how would he like it if someone made a joke about him being attracted to his sister!
No the court ordering someone to pay beyond 18 is a thing.
When the kid is studying or learning a profession the parent has to pay child support still!
(At least in Germany)
the first story makes me so sad for OP, she doesn't even realizes the abuse husband and his mother are putting her through
Story 2 OMG! Bro doesn't need to shave, but he does need to shower more and learn to wash himself properly. Good lord that's disgusting.
Also OP needs to make him take a shower before sex. Seriously. It's literally affecting her health!
@dissipatedcloud especially men who are uncircumcised they should always clean before intimacy. Speaking from experience after my ex gave me a uti that became a kidney infection that kept me sick for 2 months, I had to quit my job because of it.
@SuperJust4girls oh no, that's awful! Bad hygiene is such a turnoff too. I honestly can't believe OP has s*x with him at all when he literally smells like poop. It's also kind of odd... I'm sure there are plenty of humans out there who are hairy, poop multiple times a day, only shower once a day, yet still don't smell like literal shit.
As a fellow bisexual woman, I absolutely HATE bisexual jokes. We are so highly sexualized and it's so gross.
What a weird joke too. Like bisexual people are attracted to every person they see??
The gold digger comments are always wildly hilarious to me: gold diggers only dig where there's gold. Seriously big eye roll
Story one: if she came back at him and said “actually, don’t come back. I think you have cleared my head for me. I want a divorce and I’ll be fighting for custody.” I can guarantee he would change his tone and panic. His family is doing mind games with her. But also she should actually leave and get custody bc that man is scary.
My aunt who has blue eyes, and her husband has blue as well, was convinced that she could never have a brown eyed baby and my parents who have brown eyes could never have a blue eyed baby. Well guess what? My cousin has brown eyes and I have grey eyes and neither of us were adopted 🤣🤣🤣 genetics on both sides of the family (dad and aunt are siblings) showed that parents’ physical appearance don’t always determine what the baby will look like.
Not only was the husband sexualizing his wife's sister HE MADE AN INCEST JOKE. If both are in agreement there is a safe wholesome way to make sexuality jokes. I have a feeling he makes terrible biohobic jokes all the time and she's afraid how he'll react to calling him out. "I dont mind my wife being bisexual but i make jokes about it all the time." Why though? Sound like he does mind. If my partner made an incest joke I'd take my kid and spend the night at my parents or friends and be questioning some things about said partner.
I'm so glad yall are backkk!!!
Also, the first story, I wouldn't be able to get passed the fact that he missed the first month of our child's life!
The first story: Tell me you don't understand basic biology without telling me you don't understand basic biology.
Recessive genes are thing people. Good grief.
I have three kids: one blonde, one red , one brown haired. I'm brunette, my husband is a ginger. They're all from him. Genetics are nuts.
God that dad in Story 3 sucks!! And worst thing is a lot of bad parents think like this, absolutely no self reflection for the lot!
Total complete a-hole. Unbelievable.
My guess is the husband was 100% projecting because he was cheating and looking for a way out
The 1st story as soon as the mother-in-law called OP and said “if you’ve been cheating we’ll take you to the cleaners” I was like well there’s where the husband got all his bs from 😂😂😂😂😂 AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN! I hope OP actually took HIM to court for divorce and full custody and as much child support as possible. He obviously doesn’t want to be a father. His parents are obviously enabling his childish Veruca Salt behavior. Get your butt out now mama while your baby is young, I promise your child seeing you being a single mom is 1000% better than her seeing you allowing a toxic and emotionally unstable relationship.
Also the new intro is amazing. Perfect. 10/10.
My kid had blue eyes when she was born and now deep brown eyes just like mine and my husband's. And my husband didn't leave me or ask for paternity test.😅
I was born with blue too! Then they changed, both parents have brown eyes
Do you remember when did your baby’s eye’s color changed? My baby is 4 m.o. and has blue eyes but neither me nor my husband have them so we’re always wondering if they might still darken.
@@debiday the chance was slow and I think it started around 5 months and when she was 11 months they became the color they are now 🤔
Ya I'm pretty sure most white babies are born with blue or greyish eyes...I can't think of a single white baby I've known personally who was born with brown/green/hazel eyes. Even my niece's who are half Jamaican had greyish blue eyes the first few weeks till they started slowly turning brown.
And no matter what colour your babies eyes are at birth, they're going to change to some degree, even if it's just from a pale blue to a deeper blue, over the 1st year.
Both of my kids' eyes stayed blue till like 9mos-1yr when they turned brown like their dad's, I thought for sure one of them would maybe keep my blue eyes but 🤷♀️
Wtf is with the guy joking about his wife being attracted to her own sister because the wife is bisexual?? Good for the wife asking him to explain the joke - asking someone to explain a joke is a great way to diffuse their fucked up idea of humour, and the fact that he's stopped making them after that kind of proves that they weren't jokes as much as they were jabs at her. I agree with the guys that her previous laughing at his jokes was likely just a polite wave off.
love the new intro, boys! new subscriber on YT, but i've binged many of your older episodes. keep up the good work!
I'm only on story #2 and John has me in stitches with these jokes. Please don't ever change ! 🙌
Story 3 sounds so much like my dad I'm wondering if I have a secret sibling.
My dad has had an excel spreadsheet on me from I assume the day I was born, but definitely at least from the day I moved back in with him at 13, absolutely anything purchased for me whether it was food I ate from the groceries, or school supplies etc. it all went on the spreadsheet.
I have already paid him around 15k off the spreadsheet when i was a teen/young adult, ontop of him already garnishing the majority of my earnings for years from when I first started working.
There was a lot of other psychological and financial abuse that was even worse, but I have recently finally escaped his financial abuse completely, he's sent a typed and hand delivered (so he can deny it's from him if necessary) letter trying to intimidate me into paying him tens of thousands more I "owe" him and that I have "stolen" from him by not paying it back.
We are NC and I can't wait until I'm truly free of him for good.
It’s my own fault for eating while watching this… never again😂😂😂😂 that second story was brutal
33:54
That silence is deafening
Imagine the combined divorce energy of the friend group the guy talked to in story 4. 😵💫🤯
5:54 and this is why OP is laughing, cuz these people are dramatic af. The dude had to move out for 3 wks cuz he needed space from OP and the mother is wanting to take OP to the cleaners? It’s either laugh or get violent.
Oh, i love the new intro! Welcome back boys, we missed yall!
also 33:35 is perfect lol.
For story 3, some teenagers can take summer school and graduate early if you get permission. I did this and graduated at 16 so maybe that's why she was 15 and a senior.
I think the story is in the uk. Some of my friends went to boarding school in the uk and graduation is at 16 and college 16-18 then university.
About story one: I was born with very dark brown hair and blue eyes, by the time I was two years old I was goden blond with blue-green eyes, at 15 I had reached my final form (so far, at least at 36) with light to medium brown hair and green eyes. Babies can change a lot.
Loving the new intro. Happy new year guys🥳🥳🥳
Omg you guys got a new intro!! This is such a nice change. Thank you for listening to us.
My dad has medium brown hair and brown eyes, my mom has dark brown hair and blue eyes. My brother and I both have light blonde hair and blue eyes, and my sister has light brown hair and brown eyes. I know for a fact that we're all my dad's biological kids because my sister and I bought the entire family 23andme dna tests for Christmas one year, and we all connected our profiles together to see what dna traits we shared. It wouldn't have worked had we not been relatives. The test identified him as my dad. Two brown-haired parents can make blonde kids. I wish more people understood genetics so these needless fights would be avoided
Loveeee the new intro!! Happy new year to all of you and your loved ones
Senior in high school at age 15: could be from a different country. Where I'm from high school can be from ages 12-16, 12-17 or 12-18, and a 25-minute drive is considered very far.
Hi, my name is Arya, I'm 21 afab and left my abusive parent at 15 to go live with the good parent and this is getting creepy... I mean the rest of the details don't match up but wtf
Story 3.
In the UK you can leave school at 16 (stll the case I think). You then can either work or go into higher education or apprenticeships.
Yep. Some friends growing up went to boarding school there and started university back in north America as 16-17yr olds
imagine someone wanting you to pay them back for being a parent
oh yes thank you for dealing with the consequences of your own actions here’s 18k for having sex like😭😭 you had the kid
45:08 is the joke _incest?!_ WTAF?!
I had to listen twice!
OMG so the first story, I was a baby like that! I came out with blue eyes(I do still have them lol) but neither of my parents have blue eyes; BUT I have a grandparent on either side that had blue eyes (my dad’s mom has blue eyes, and my mom’s dad had blue eyes) recessive traits will usually be passed down like that, they tend to skip a generation as long as both parents have the recessive gene for it.
I'm Colombian, I am really pale and I was born with dark blonde hair, not dark enough to call it brown, it was like that until I was like 3 and then I got lice in day care and they shaved my head. It grew completely black and it has stayed like that. None of my parents are blonde, they both have black hair
Welcome back! Love your new intro!
THAT INTRO!!!!❤❤❤❤
LOVE THE NEW INTRO!! I couldn’t handle listening to shia anymore. 😅😅
Ringo, safe the butt shots for the Patreon!
Absolutely loving the new intro! Happy new year!
45:32 good for her cuz I also need someone to explain what makes that funny?!
New theme song!!!! I LOVE IT!!
Oh, I was very blonde when I first born. My hair ended up darkening to a dark brown, but it was very light when I was a baby. And my mom had white blonde hair as a baby and a kid from her pictures. It darkened eventually to a light brown.
It's not a bisexual 'joke' though, it's a comment about incest. Where's the funny? Where is the funny?
Seriously. Someone should make a joke about him being attracted to his mom, see how he likes that.
43:11 This is an open and shut case. YTA. I wouldn't be surprised if your wife was *_pernanently_* grossed out by you after that "joke".
History 3, idk if this is in the states but here in Mx dad have to pay until they have 23-25 if they are studying
You guys are the best!
The new intro 🤩
I approve of the new intro 🎉
29:55 THIS DUDE IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS DAUGHTER PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS. 😮😂😅
And he's making his PRESENCE in his DAUGHTERS LIFE CONDITIONAL ON HER PAYING HIS! 👏CHILD SUPPORT!👏 PAYMENTS👏!🙏 MEANT👏 FOR👏 HER!!!!👏😅😭🙏👍
This guy is literally the f**king devil! 😅💀
He wanted their relationship to be transactional and wanted money from his minor aged daughter for LITERALLY RAISING HER. 😅
If she and all his daughters cut him off and he winds up alone in his Mojo Dojo Casa House, may he never wonder that the reason why is because he made his relationship with his daughters a transactional one based on money. 💀🙏👍
I'm calling the police on story 2.
Love your new intro 💙🧡
Had to pause story 3...imma predict this guy is an asshole because he IS the father....we shall see.
I was 16 in senior year of high school depends when you’re born!
For the first story, do people not know how genetics work?
Happy 2024 🎉
About the daughter that prefers her mom, in a way my mother was like this father. I needed to report to her, tell her about the friends I frequented. It's just taking care of your children. He wasn't that good at setting rules and boundaries, but it's better than those kids who have NO rules and end up in dire situations
44:36 I doubt OP is okay and what is the joke? Like, what makes it funny?
Damn I'm gonna miss the old intro 😢
I feel like 90% of babies are born with blue eyes lmao
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30:12 sounds like the court ordered him to pay the child support he refused to pay when his daughter moved in full time with her mom.