The Simpsons was a documentary. "I wipe myself with a rag on a stick." My heart goes out to the people who have a legit reason to buy this product. Shoulder injuries suck.
0:29 "Think about it, toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting" Jesus Christ, that's why you wash your fucking hands when you're done, is it really THAT hard to do so?
I also keep one at the office. It's in the bottom drawer of my desk. Whenever it's time to go, I grab my comfort wipe and take it with me to the end stall. Some of my coworkers asked about it and I let them try it out. It was a big hit! Now we all share in the convenance of the comfort wipe and I made some new friends. Thanks comfort wipe!
Before ComfortWipe, I used to use a branch and leaves. It was hard trying to find a branch and the proper leaf, especially when I had an urgent poop. And if I didn't gather enough leaves, I left a HUGE skid mark, you betcha. But now with comfort wipe, I have joined the modern age, and now I wipe with comfort, dignity, and style. My friends want to know the secret- but I won't tell, shhh! Thank you ComfortWipe!
For over 10 years, man has played this cursed but-stick commercial for no absolute reason. Well, no more, for introducing the most useful invention of all ages. *Hands!*
No kidding. I can understand that this product is needed for people with certain disabilities. Sure it is funny the way this silly commercial sells it. But some folks really need stuff like this.
I don't think this is such a dumb idea. It's clearly meant for old folks or people with injuries. I know somebody who has such limited motion in his shoulder right now that he's having trouble dressing himself, I imagine he has trouble wiping himself too.
I can't believe most of the people in the comments couldn't immediately figure this out on their own. I'll cut them a little slack though; The people who made this video failed to use their target demographics in the video. It's kinda like a catalogue of clothing for obese people that uses skinny models.
nick dastardly America is a continent, North, South and Central America are sub continents, South Africa is the only country with Africa on its name and it doesnt mean Africa is a country....get your facts straight, in fact, when the new land mass was named America in 1507 the name was placed o top of Brazil and it refered to the entire continent from Alaska to Argentina....
With my chronic back pain and difficulty turning around and moving I actually AM giving this some Thought. Hey !!! Isn't Anything to Blush over. If ya need it order it. Best to get help this way then a possible mess OR needing another to help you !
I get the need for this product, definitely. I wish the commercial wasn't so hokey. It's kind of mean to imply that people who have disabilities and are unable to wipe themselves are without dignity. Personally, I don't know if it's age or weight-gain, but wiping has become a little difficult, and it's now a very frightening process for me. There are times I reach behind myself to wipe and my back goes out. It's extremely painful. I'll spend two minutes on the toilet just grimacing and recovering from the pain of trying to wipe myself. That's a terrible feeling. I'm in the process of losing weight, in hopes that it will solve my wiping woes, but I figured this couldn't be an isolated issue, so I googled "ass-wiping wand" and that's how I got here.. I'm a little disappointed there aren't more "serious" comments, but I understand why people find this so amusing. If it wasn't for the serious concerns about my health I'd be laughing and making jokes too.
+Daniel Ibarra Don't be to mad about those idiots here, they are usually young, healthy as a horse and ingnorant as can be. I am 27, and suffer from juvenile reumathoid arthritis since I've been a little girl... I use something like that to dry myself after taking a shower. It's one of the tools that makes it possible for me to shower on my own. Let those people in the comments laugh all they want, they'll get old or sick eventually... . ;)
I have one at home and one I keep at the office in the bottom drawer of my desk. I let some of my coworkers try it out and they love it as much as I do. Now we all share in the convenience and it also helped me meet new friends. Thanks comfort wipe!
I imagine fatness is the criminal's greatest ace up the ass. If you are so fat you can't move on your own at all and so fat you would put a financial and staff strain on a jail, you will most probably avoid it and the worst thing is getting "house arrest" with constant care-taking.
Well that's not sanitary because if you get stuff on it then you have to either clean it off or just put more toilet paper on it. Still gotta wash your hands.
Yes, but this is actually made for disabled people, just packaged like it's made for everyone to not make disabled people feel bad or embarrassed :) Btw, I wonder why Anastasia's comment from 1 month ago was hidden, and only became visible after I clicked the reply button, strange :S
I think Comfort wipe is the most ridiculous product ever. I bet it would feel uncomfortable when wiping. And plus, you're touching your own germs and that's the purpose of washing your hands soon afterwards.
This is a very important piece of equipment for handicapped people. I need one post op back surgery. The morons making fun of it should have a serious back surgery and not be able to reach your ass without assistance. I'd much rather use this for a few weeks than to have anyone else wipe my butt!
"Being a big guy has its advantages, and it's disadvantages. I wipe my ass with a stick"
That's pretty rough. I seen this TLC show where a 'big guy' had to bathe in some huge galvanized basin on their back deck.
I saw that! The guy that lived with his dad right? And sat on the bed naked with a towel under his belly after the bath.
@@herculesbrofister265 i thought a galvanized basin was a medical term for a huge shit for a second
But, mostly, it's disadvantages all the way down.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are the advantages of being a big guy?
Xaixa Can crash planes with no survivors.
Walked into that one.
Xaixa
For you.
+Xaixa Harder to kidnap.
+Xaixa get to use more their health insurance…
"...maintain your dignity..."
All of these people lost what was left of their dignity while shooting this commercial...
BenniRoR hahahahaha
+BenniRoR
Surely though, all of those future customers at the very least will maintain their dignity wiping their ass with a plastic rod.
...oh
***** They probably said "oh" after the commercial was aired and someone actually saw it in TV.
*REKT*
LMAO!!!!!!
She called toilet paper archaic, even though this product still uses toilet paper, proving that it's not archaic......
Not to mention it hasn't really been around THAT long
@@QueenGoldnGreen people used to use rocks and shit. My favorite method personally is the communal loofah.
Because she's a dumbass
Put a sea sponge or a rag on it, & you've got yourself the asswipe used by Romans & Greeks.
“Ew! Too bad we need to have it as part of the main feature of our product!”
-JonTron
I love the way these infomercials try and make the simplest things in life appear difficult.
I don't know how to wipe my ass. Give me a long stick!
Psych! It's an anal dildo.
I believe this thing is amazing, I am trying to buy one for my grandma bc she has reduce movility and cant wipe her butt :(, plus she dont like "help"
Its for the disabled you horrible fucking people.
@@brain-dead8403 Yeah i must agree, the people in this infomercial do look disabled asf lmao
Being a big guy certainly has its advantages.
No, no it doesn't.
Free neck pillow
Big and Fit yes, Big and Obese: NO!
that guy is slim by modern standards
SITTING ON PEOPLE WITH MALICIOUS INTENT
Combine it with a selfie stick and THEN you've got a product I need.
Hahaha you win the internet.
You will always get shit pics😂
Renato Teroy your pics might be 'crappy'
Omg thats fucking hilarious
a selfie shit
I WASH MYSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK!
BITCH PLEASE I JUST USE THE STICK!
Simpsons reference!
Bart Simpson
I USE...well nothing actually...I USE NOTHING
The Simpsons was a documentary. "I wipe myself with a rag on a stick."
My heart goes out to the people who have a legit reason to buy this product. Shoulder injuries suck.
Get a bidet this is gross
That's what they did in the Roman Empire, except it was a sponge on a stick. The worst part? It was a shared item.
Sponge was not plentiful enough to be disposable.
Do they have ones that vibrate?
Of they make them i would probably be like “ I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK! ”
“Shut up and take my money!”
0:29 "Think about it, toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting" Jesus Christ, that's why you wash your fucking hands when you're done, is it really THAT hard to do so?
I also keep one at the office. It's in the bottom drawer of my desk. Whenever it's time to go, I grab my comfort wipe and take it with me to the end stall.
Some of my coworkers asked about it and I let them try it out. It was a big hit! Now we all share in the convenance of the comfort wipe and I made some new friends. Thanks comfort wipe!
Before ComfortWipe, I used to use a branch and leaves. It was hard trying to find a branch and the proper leaf, especially when I had an urgent poop. And if I didn't gather enough leaves, I left a HUGE skid mark, you betcha. But now with comfort wipe, I have joined the modern age, and now I wipe with comfort, dignity, and style. My friends want to know the secret- but I won't tell, shhh!
Thank you ComfortWipe!
Then you were thrown out of the salad bar.
laughing at this commercial has helped me maintain my dignity
god damnit my dad has the comfort grip in his bathroom....does that mean he also has this shit wand thing?
@Maui Caui hello
>Shit wand. lmao
☠️☠️☠️☠️
At least he's not asking you to wipe his ass for him.
Then neither of you would have any dignity.
dog bless america, the only place you could successfully manufacture and sell a rag on a stick (rag sold separately)
BARK BARK!
+Edd360
You... do realize there have been many ridiculous products around the world, right?
This is just a recycle of an ancient Roman/Greek/Medieval device.
Back then, they were shared publicly & not cleaned with bleach or soap.
hahaaha maintain your dignity hahahaha
Franko әʇuoɯႨәp You lose all of your dignity when you buy the product.
What's more dignified?
Being wheelchair-bound & needing someone else to wipe your ass for you, or using a stick that allows you to do it yourself?
Got one of these as a christmas present for me and my whole family to share, and all the guests who come over. Love it!
For over 10 years, man has played this cursed but-stick commercial for no absolute reason. Well, no more, for introducing the most useful invention of all ages.
*Hands!*
“Being a big guy has it’s advantages…”
“But mostly, it’s disadvantages all the way down”
Being a big guy has its advantages.. And wiping isn't one of them!
I prefer the three seashells
oooh you!
After taking a Mickey Mouse shit
😂🤣😂🤣
what's that mean?
@@sexhaver420 🤣😭😭
Comfort Wipe: Made for the elderly & disabled.
Informercial: Shows young, physically able people using the product.
Audience: Who is this for?
0:40 What are the advantages of being obese? Please explain
Being able to use a Comfort Wipe.
Lol
Better utilisation of your health insurance?
Happy restaurant managers?
NFL offensive lineman
As a wheelchair user, this product is a TOTAL LIFESAVER. I highly recommend this product!
No kidding.
I can understand that this product is needed for people with certain disabilities.
Sure it is funny the way this silly commercial sells it.
But some folks really need stuff like this.
The Narrator is Ms. Frizzle...
- Minembo like that’s her actress or it just sounds like her? Cause it does
Yes sis
my grandpa keeps putting hers in the dishwasher its really pissing me off
+Matt Adam lolz, ewwwww.
i highly recommend this product, it really cleans up like new but for those tuff stains that dont come out threw the first cycle i recommend bleach
now thats disgusting
grandpa = hers? Trans Pop lol
Who would do dat
I don't think this is such a dumb idea. It's clearly meant for old folks or people with injuries. I know somebody who has such limited motion in his shoulder right now that he's having trouble dressing himself, I imagine he has trouble wiping himself too.
I can't believe most of the people in the comments couldn't immediately figure this out on their own.
I'll cut them a little slack though; The people who made this video failed to use their target demographics in the video. It's kinda like a catalogue of clothing for obese people that uses skinny models.
America has fallen.
America is a continent, not a country...and in the rest of America this is not sold and was never sold
Capscottmitchell I'm using it colloquially. Don't play semantics with me.
nick dastardly America is a continent, North, South and Central America are sub continents, South Africa is the only country with Africa on its name and it doesnt mean Africa is a country....get your facts straight, in fact, when the new land mass was named America in 1507 the name was placed o top of Brazil and it refered to the entire continent from Alaska to Argentina....
nick dastardly lol so you have no arguments left...google this "Waldseemüller map" also known as tha birth certificate of America...
This is for old people that can't move much.
With my chronic back pain and difficulty turning around and moving I actually AM giving this some Thought.
Hey !!!
Isn't Anything to Blush over. If ya need it order it. Best to get help this way then a possible mess OR needing another to help you !
Before comfort wipe, I had no chance of reaching my own ass!
I get the need for this product, definitely. I wish the commercial wasn't so hokey. It's kind of mean to imply that people who have disabilities and are unable to wipe themselves are without dignity.
Personally, I don't know if it's age or weight-gain, but wiping has become a little difficult, and it's now a very frightening process for me. There are times I reach behind myself to wipe and my back goes out. It's extremely painful. I'll spend two minutes on the toilet just grimacing and recovering from the pain of trying to wipe myself. That's a terrible feeling.
I'm in the process of losing weight, in hopes that it will solve my wiping woes, but I figured this couldn't be an isolated issue, so I googled "ass-wiping wand" and that's how I got here.. I'm a little disappointed there aren't more "serious" comments, but I understand why people find this so amusing. If it wasn't for the serious concerns about my health I'd be laughing and making jokes too.
+Daniel Ibarra
Don't be to mad about those idiots here, they are usually young, healthy as a horse and ingnorant as can be.
I am 27, and suffer from juvenile reumathoid arthritis since I've been a little girl... I use something like that to dry myself after taking a shower. It's one of the tools that makes it possible for me to shower on my own. Let those people in the comments laugh all they want, they'll get old or sick eventually... . ;)
i too believe in happy endings lol
This is sold to fat people tho. XD
There are some devices that use water jets (very popular in Japan) and that are actually much more sanitary than using toilet paper itself..
I sincerely hope you're doing better
Sure, ill just carry this in my pocket when I leave my house
I have one at home and one I keep at the office in the bottom drawer of my desk.
I let some of my coworkers try it out and they love it as much as I do.
Now we all share in the convenience and it also helped me meet new friends.
Thanks comfort wipe!
"It's as easy to use as a Shower Brush!"LMFAO.That was hilarious
i'm guessing one is supossed to be shared with the family... how could you deny dignity to your love ones?
All I could think of was "Ah wash mahself with a raaaag on a stick."
Moistened flushable wipes could possibly be a better idea.
The way she says "comfort wipe" the first time it's just... Magical.
God i can only imagine the number of dingleberries this left in its wake 😂
"The comfort wipe allows you to maintain your dignity..."
Ma'am, I believe that's a contradictory statement.
I can imagine the people at the patent office laughing their asses off when that call came through.
0:07 "Ok, NoW yOu HaVe My AtTeNtIoN."
This is like a product that should only be marketed to elders, but was marketed to everyone
Elders and people with arm/shoulder injuries.
Yes, it's just as bad as clothing stores that make only plus-side clothing, but don't use any plus-sized models.
....a $50 value...??
One of being a big guy's advantages is big guys can use comfort wipe and nobody asks why.
Guess they never heard a bidet before
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the meeting to come up with this product was going on.
so, what are the advantages of being fat?
I imagine fatness is the criminal's greatest ace up the ass.
If you are so fat you can't move on your own at all and so fat you would put a financial and staff strain on a jail, you will most probably avoid it and the worst thing is getting "house arrest" with constant care-taking.
crashing this plane
You don't have to watch your loved ones die since you'll die prematurely
Free neck pillow
"toilet paper is archaic and disgusting" *how?*
or u could let the poop dry up and scrape it off later like i do.
Wtf
u wot m8?
U WOT MAIT WOT MAITLAND MAIL MARKETING MANAGER MAY
I do that sometimes
_HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE._
What happened in the 1880s?
lin2k4 that's what I want to know
I love how it goes from someone using it for wiping themselves, then someone using it in the shower! Hahaha!
It's a completely different product. It's a comparison.
The first time I saw this I laughed for 2 hours -- then I saw the PARODY version a week later -- and I laughed for another 2 hours!!
0:06 "Ok NoW yOu HaVe My AtTeNtIoN." - JonTron
Is this shit for real? Are you supposed to carry that thing everywhere with you? That would be... weird.
Ummmmm. No !!!
I would think you would use it ONLY At home. Geez !
+Kitties - Back H (Punky61) What if you're going somewhere else?
Folks with disabilities may need help from a nurse if not for something like this.
"Being a big guy certainly has it's advantages." Not being able to wipe your own ass must not be one of them. I love it!
Imagine carrying this thing to a mall or somewhere all the time in case you had to go...
You still need to put the toilet paper on there
Yeah and where do you store this lovely device when not in use ...
you carry it in your arse so you have it on handy when needed
Imagine dying and returning as a comfort wipe
Wtf🤣
Jaboody Dubs brought me here.
Same
People disgusted to touch toilet paper? 1st world problems.
Indeed -_- we amaricans suck
“Digggggnity”
Well that's not sanitary because if you get stuff on it then you have to either clean it off or just put more toilet paper on it. Still gotta wash your hands.
And the stick if you didn't aim properly.
....you have got to be kidding. This shit is real??
Yes it is
Yes, but this is actually made for disabled people, just packaged like it's made for everyone to not make disabled people feel bad or embarrassed :)
Btw, I wonder why Anastasia's comment from 1 month ago was hidden, and only became visible after I clicked the reply button, strange :S
Yes, that's why they made an extender to clean it up.
So is theirs.. but they can't wipe it off apparently
Thanks Jack for showing me this AMAZING product
as part of due diligence, id like to see some trial runs :P
I just use a spatula
Who came here after listening to Chris McCausland's Radio 4 show You Heard It Here First?
I did.
selfie-stick 2.0
Apple Asswipe Pro
Three sea shells or gtfo.
Also, I'm intrigued by the lady at 0:44
+BroadcastDr
I'd let her help me with my personal matters, if you know what I mean.
Butt smash her over and over
This makes perfect sense! It's not like we wash our hands after using the bathroom or anything. That would be just silly!
Archaic and disgusting FTW!
here from jontron
Ok, now you have my attention.
I think Comfort wipe is the most ridiculous product ever. I bet it would feel uncomfortable when wiping. And plus, you're touching your own germs and that's the purpose of washing your hands soon afterwards.
Inb4 Jontron
How am I seeing this 10 years later-
I use three sea shells
ooh wow 18 inches
JaBoody Dubs sent me here
Why is touching toilet paper such a big deal? You ARE going to wash your hands after right?
this isnt to dont touch toilet paper, its so fatarses can reach their but
Who's here because of Watchmojo.com?
Me
This product needs to be longer. I use it over the shoulder like a loofah brush but always smear poop across my upper back.
*WHO ELSE CAME HERE FROM JACKSEPTICEYE'S VIDEO🤨🤨🤨*
Whos from jacksepticeye's funniest home video?
Life’s a BOX of Chocolates 🫣
what if you need to shit in a public toilet
or even better on the side of the road
That was the worst British/Australian/? accent I have ever heard. It went in and out as she talked.
i absoloutly died in laughter when she said, and maintain your dignity :D
If you need to buy this, you need to get a grip on your life.
or just buy the get a grip lol
OK NOW YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!
This is a very important piece of equipment for handicapped people. I need one post op back surgery. The morons making fun of it should have a serious back surgery and not be able to reach your ass without assistance. I'd much rather use this for a few weeks than to have anyone else wipe my butt!
Can I have a Demonstration please? Or when I buy it is it in the instructions?
No one folds toilet paper
The Get a Grip looks more useful than the Comfort Wipe.
@scojoseattle oh and where does it say that its made in Bulgaria? i saw thevid twice and i didnt saw it
@PinoyShuffle in the event of a flood they can be used as a flotation device?
Late comment I know, but your crematorium/ toilet paper analogy is hysterically funny!
I'm going to get this along with a snuggie and i'm going to go around with them like i'm a wizard or something