Psycho Mall Walker

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  • Опубликовано: 7 окт 2024
  • The "Happy Walker Girl" shares her passion (perhaps too weak a term) for walking the shopping malls as a form of exercise.

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  • @callmealx
    @callmealx 11 лет назад +67

    I like this lady. Her heart is in the right place, she sings, and she walks.
    And people make fun of her.
    YOU GO, HAPPY WALKER LADY!

  • @jamieohjamie
    @jamieohjamie 2 года назад +25

    I love how she goes from proud and smiling to deadpan serious during the course of saying "IT'S A PITH HELMET"

    • @natezieke8132
      @natezieke8132 2 года назад +1

      glad someone else noticed I just looked this up after not seeing it for a year just for that part

  • @creativeguy1138
    @creativeguy1138 6 лет назад +37

    I love this lady. Sure people might say she's nuts, but man is she ever into what she's into and I actually admire that.

    • @BlunderDifflin
      @BlunderDifflin 4 года назад +2

      Yea, until she wears your skin as a funny hat.

  • @card797
    @card797 9 лет назад +67

    I want to believe that this is fake, but she sounds so sincere.

    • @zackaclese
      @zackaclese 9 лет назад +16

      Oh it's real. Though, not as scary as some are making it out to be. Just regular old shut-in narcissist with minor schizophrenia.

    • @_A_D_
      @_A_D_ 5 лет назад +8

      I don't think it's real. I think she's trying to do an Andy Kaufman-style act.

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo 4 года назад +2

      i want to believe she does an antiagoraphobic act,silly,loud and unapologetic

  • @sleepykoinu
    @sleepykoinu 3 года назад +31

    Things I love:
    - she clearly makes up her song as she goes
    - saying "you know how it goes" in the middle of the song she came up with
    - the smile during the song as she thinks of a rhyme
    - the pause in horror after "in the rain"
    - her teaching me what a pith helmet is
    - the ever-growing enthusiasm until she's nearly hyperventilating at the end
    - the very unusual pant-gasping she thinks will not deprive her of oxygen
    - the pause before she says "the brain", indicating oxygen is not in fact going to the brain
    - the discovery channel logo popping up partway through
    - sanpaku eyes
    - "the combination of both." Stopping and shopping??
    This has been living rent free in my head for at least 11 years or however long this has been up. And I still don't know if this is real or fake.

    • @FarFromtheSuns
      @FarFromtheSuns 3 года назад +1

      That's actually just an old song. She just replaced some of the lyrics. It's called The Happy Wanderer.

  • @JustinSlick
    @JustinSlick 8 лет назад +65

    I am fascinated by this. She is borderline manic, but there are flashes of self-awareness in there, so she does know how silly it looks to others.
    I think the strangeness is also amplified because this footage has gotta be pretty old. A woman that age in the early 80s(?) would have been raised in a very different era.

    • @kguy152000
      @kguy152000 8 лет назад

      Good analysis.

    • @_A_D_
      @_A_D_ 5 лет назад +1

      She reminds me of Andy Kaufman when he was doing his wrestler act. I think it's pretty obvious she's doing a bit.

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 5 лет назад +3

      "Someone looks silly to me therefore they're manic".

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 2 года назад +2

      looks like it was filmed in the 90s, not the 80s.

  • @Schesso
    @Schesso 10 лет назад +54

    God, this is that combination of sad, lonely, naive, dim, but sweet that strikes my soul so hard. Walking the mall is probably one of the only times she feels like a person. The rest of the time she probably watches everyone else, wishing she could have some of what they got. Whether it be intelligence, success, friends. I want to curl up in a ball and die, the empathy is suffocating.

    • @StookyBill
      @StookyBill 6 лет назад +9

      I feel you man, she's found something that makes her feel alive and who are we to mock her for it? A lot of us on here only feel half as alive when we're bringing other people down because we've got nothing deep down but she has a pith helmet and a song and she feels like she can be herself and proudly for it.

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo 5 лет назад +2

      Dude shut the fuck up. Just because someone looks silly to you doesn't mean she's dumb, unintelligent, unsuccessful or has no friends.

    • @Pogohontas.
      @Pogohontas. 4 года назад +2

      That's funny you thought that, because I thought nearly the opposite. She's doing a thing she likes, and what more than that does any person do in life?

  • @CitizenSweeps
    @CitizenSweeps 14 лет назад +34

    If you've ever worked an opening shift at a mall you know that every mall walker is exactly like this.

    • @SuperAmericanRide
      @SuperAmericanRide Год назад

      i Walk Hour before close. people have no respect for mall walkers they stare and act like ass.

  • @creativeguy1138
    @creativeguy1138 6 лет назад +32

    I NEED to know where this came from. There has to be more behind this.

    • @cameroncalzone8860
      @cameroncalzone8860 3 года назад +1

      we may never know

    • @UCFCamaroSS
      @UCFCamaroSS 3 года назад +1

      Discovery channel, 1987

    • @javi60431
      @javi60431 2 года назад +2

      I always wondered if she got paid for the 90s house tracks that sampled her.

  • @ely_oh
    @ely_oh 3 года назад +7

    1:53-2:01 **cue Nothing's "Say Less" here**

  • @Synthsnstuff84
    @Synthsnstuff84 9 лет назад +31

    Mom?

  • @eMpTyYourSelf
    @eMpTyYourSelf 12 лет назад +5

    I've seen this probably 20 times, and it just never gets old. I love her face when she says the Sierra Club walks in the rain. HAHAHA

  • @indigothecat
    @indigothecat 4 года назад +3

    Gotta give this woman credit for confidence and attempting some amount of exercise. I'll even admit I like to walk a lap or two around the mall before I leave.

  • @reading101
    @reading101 15 лет назад +3

    I may not know how your song goes, but I love you Happy Walker Girl--KEEP WALKING AND SHOPPING!

  • @choppergirl
    @choppergirl 12 лет назад +9

    Every time I go to the mall, I take my pith helmet, and ride the escalators and sing this song. Hell yeah. Be good to yourself. Then I take out a security guard, and yell out "Long live the Counter Revolution!" and "Four legs good, two legs baaaahhddd!"

  • @dsfghhgh
    @dsfghhgh 3 года назад +6

    Anyone else here because of Nothing?

  • @OonaCanute
    @OonaCanute 15 лет назад +1

    ...she's a brilliant character actor and this is part of her act. It has to be. Please.

  • @albert9310
    @albert9310 3 года назад +7

    Sounds like this would make a great sample for a song ;)

    • @zidane4028
      @zidane4028 3 года назад

      Lol I see what you did there ;) #Fantavision

  • @indigothecat
    @indigothecat 10 лет назад +29

    I now know what a Pith Helmet is.

  • @MononInc
    @MononInc 10 лет назад +14

    And Discovery Channel showed this on TV...
    think of the children ;~;

  • @ogopolo
    @ogopolo 10 лет назад +34

    *Presented: A boss cut from Dead Rising*

    • @jimothy4153
      @jimothy4153 10 лет назад +2

      I could totally see her in dead rising

    • @ogopolo
      @ogopolo 10 лет назад +6

      Killing her grants you increased walk speed.

  • @ekayr7209
    @ekayr7209 11 лет назад +14

    This seems like it would be a good Kristin Wiig character on SNL.

  • @Rivent90
    @Rivent90 15 лет назад +2

    She actually manages to get crazier as it goes along!

  • @lartisteautravail
    @lartisteautravail 11 лет назад +8

    2:23 [Deadpan] IT'S A PITH HELMET.

    • @joshwalls9923
      @joshwalls9923 6 лет назад +1

      lartisteautravail I piss myself laughing every single time. My god.

  • @shread802
    @shread802 10 лет назад +7

    internet goldmine

  • @deirdrestluke
    @deirdrestluke 3 года назад +1

    Oh honey. I've been there. It's that moment when stress snaps your last brain cell and you're reduced to grinning like a maniac in the hopes that no one notices.

  • @PalaceofShadow
    @PalaceofShadow 9 лет назад +11

    The Face of schizophrenia. My prayers are with the poor people she brutally murdered after they stopped filming.

  • @CanOfMinus
    @CanOfMinus 15 лет назад +2

    Either she needs help or she is a comedic genius of Kaumanesque proportions.

  • @eepersjeepers1285
    @eepersjeepers1285 Год назад +1

    This is a new level of bat shit crazy

  • @Kooriism
    @Kooriism 12 лет назад

    She is. so. ADORABLE.

  • @TheMathaniel
    @TheMathaniel 14 лет назад +2

    omg that song, it NEEDS to be my ringtone

  • @zackaclese
    @zackaclese 9 лет назад +8

    *I* am a happy walking woman.

  • @TVarmy
    @TVarmy 15 лет назад +1

    This video needs to be remixed into a horror film trailer. The song she wrote plays in the background, as we see her acts of violence against all the teenyboppers who have the nerve to take the escalator or elevators in place of the stairs.

  • @chrissy0078
    @chrissy0078 Год назад

    She’s a rebel!🎉
    Look at her walking up the down escalator!

  • @DeadlyXaero
    @DeadlyXaero 10 лет назад +3

    "it really helps me keep in shape"

  • @ps2lover666
    @ps2lover666 3 года назад +2

    It's on and on and on and...

  • @choppergirl
    @choppergirl 11 месяцев назад

    Lol, 12 years later I come back to this video one morning

  • @moqq4275
    @moqq4275 10 лет назад +3

    Lol, this stuff is gold :D deserves more views!

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 12 лет назад +3

    I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY!

  • @MassHero
    @MassHero 12 лет назад

    This is definitely a favorite. Future viewings will be glorious.

  • @malleus1881
    @malleus1881 10 лет назад +9

    Truly we are a fallen species

  • @dopemixtapes
    @dopemixtapes 4 месяца назад

    no fuckin way the sample thats on a house track has been stuck in my head since 1993

  • @mighty925mouse
    @mighty925mouse 15 лет назад

    i dont know why but i cant stop watching this. thanks a lot aots

  • @racookster
    @racookster 15 лет назад

    She's a great patriot! She's supporting a Cathedral of Corporate Consumerism, a wholesomely smoke-free environment! She's practicing preventative medicine, getting in shape and avoiding being a burden on the US no-healthcare system! She's singing and shopping and being happy!
    She is a model US Citizen. Everyone should be like her, and by the time the Public School System is finished with your kids, everyone will be!
    XD

  • @ips101
    @ips101 9 лет назад +11

    well.... whatever floats your boat. O.o

  • @Ian-yh5vs
    @Ian-yh5vs 14 лет назад

    She should put that song on itunes so mall runners everywhere can have something to listen to.

  • @johnboy779
    @johnboy779 15 лет назад

    This woman makes me feel an unspeakable joy.

  • @lisanova9629
    @lisanova9629 3 года назад

    I love her!

  • @paullim4279
    @paullim4279 3 месяца назад

    She’s amazing ❤

  • @CRW
    @CRW 15 лет назад

    Thank whoever recorded this off Discovery and who uploaded it.

  • @SpelKille
    @SpelKille 14 лет назад

    Mark my words people; this lady will rule the world.

  • @creativeguy1138
    @creativeguy1138 6 лет назад

    Who is this lady? I gotta know! She's so into this I can't help but admire it some!

  • @BaronofToiletTown
    @BaronofToiletTown 14 лет назад

    How does this not have a millon views!!!

  • @ZRace67
    @ZRace67 15 лет назад

    I love when she is singing she's like "you know how it goes..." No, we don't. hahahaha

  • @sinnaihawijeyaletchchumi4487
    @sinnaihawijeyaletchchumi4487 5 лет назад

    realy this the right person .nice to her and dwayne johnson did mall walker . i did same mall walker .great day

  • @cmiller9800
    @cmiller9800 8 лет назад +4

    was her dream of "the happy hiking girls" ever come true?

  • @atrmike
    @atrmike 15 лет назад +2

    it's taken me 34 long years, but i have finally found the gurl of my dreams.

  • @GAYSHOW
    @GAYSHOW 15 лет назад +1

    she's nuts! I love her!!!!

  • @LizaLavolta
    @LizaLavolta 5 месяцев назад

    She's a legend

  • @GoF1ns
    @GoF1ns 15 лет назад

    Talk about crazy eyes. BTW what's the pith helmet for? A loony safari?

  • @ChristopherHProductions
    @ChristopherHProductions 13 лет назад

    i seriously just laughed possibly harder with this video then any other video i've ever seen.

  • @Rynan1994
    @Rynan1994 15 лет назад +1

    they walked.........in the rain?
    XD the song, btw, was brilliant and how she explains it

  • @edmundventura
    @edmundventura 2 года назад

    She's so lovely ^^

  • @badassredskin
    @badassredskin 15 лет назад

    "Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

    • @kimstorey4607
      @kimstorey4607 Год назад +1

      This is a very underappreciated comment. I literally laughed out loud. Yes, I know it's a decade old... but it, and this video, needs more attention and praise 😂

  • @eblekj
    @eblekj 15 лет назад +1

    thank u AOTS!
    .......well if mall walking is as good exercise as she says it is then alot of her shopping must be for food. lolz

  • @Hallandoatesmeal
    @Hallandoatesmeal 4 года назад +1

    If I walked up the down escalator, I’d get yelled at.

  • @HeliosLives
    @HeliosLives 12 лет назад

    this needs to become viral.

  • @alexmariet2926
    @alexmariet2926 9 лет назад +2

    No but she's so cute though, I don't see her as psycho; she seems like a sweet woman!

  • @guffaw1711
    @guffaw1711 3 года назад

    at 7 in the morning is the only time when Karen can have a little peace and quiet doing her happy walk in the mall. Falleriiiiii!!! Falleraaaaaa!!!!

  • @DhDo74
    @DhDo74 15 лет назад +1

    ...in the rain..... -death face-

  • @dudeitsjorrelios
    @dudeitsjorrelios 15 лет назад

    i love how she says "this may seem silly"
    but i knoe that everyones thinking
    "not silly. CRAZY!"

  • @KINGcheeseman2
    @KINGcheeseman2 12 лет назад

    When she took out the helmet my laughing centre exploded... I have never felt so complete

  • @usercky863
    @usercky863 15 лет назад

    I know right, he worked his magic.

  • @nomastercard6103
    @nomastercard6103 Месяц назад

    "Your head it's spun I'm not the one" 🎶🎶

  • @someguymatt
    @someguymatt 15 лет назад +1

    She really makes me want to avoid shopping malls more than I already do..
    AOTS

  • @kapal1am
    @kapal1am 14 лет назад

    I don't think I'm high enough for this right now... lol

  • @Clintimtired
    @Clintimtired 5 лет назад +2

    well I think she's just a silly person enjoying life. :)

  • @reggielj
    @reggielj 4 месяца назад

    I hate that no one knows who this woman is. If this is acted it’s soooo good!

  • @volaju2071
    @volaju2071 15 лет назад

    I saw The Unborn earlier today, and this woman is 430% scarier.

  • @reading101
    @reading101 15 лет назад

    i really wanna find this article she speaks of, i wonder what magazine it's from...

  • @MireVale
    @MireVale 14 лет назад +1

    I WALK THE SHOPPING MALLS [crazy eyes]

  • @gustavengman
    @gustavengman 15 лет назад +1

    It's a PITH HELMET! Haha, she looks so offended.

  • @jasbdmsb
    @jasbdmsb Год назад +1

    Wasn’t she married to John Wayne Gacey or something? Idk or maybe her family was devoured in front of her by a bunch of cannibals. Maybe she’s just really nervous to be on The Discovery and that’s why she looks like that lady from Requiem For A Dream.

  • @omegasalmonfish
    @omegasalmonfish 4 года назад

    Love this person

  • @JABS991
    @JABS991 15 лет назад

    dude- there are all kinds of people out there like this.

  • @Penguin0708
    @Penguin0708 12 лет назад

    This is wonderful.

  • @bitmln003_
    @bitmln003_ 15 лет назад

    Agree... you can tell the frame changes at times such that there were few takes and editing

  • @4tja
    @4tja 15 лет назад +1

    obvs she is being interviewed bc she is actually interesting & has something to say & be passionate about... unlike most ppl lol.
    sure she is crazy but who cares, it's fun to watch

  • @rehezin
    @rehezin 13 лет назад

    She right It's not silly it's beyond insanity !

  • @zwingo336
    @zwingo336 12 лет назад

    o______o Where has this been all my life.

  • @MarkTylerMusic
    @MarkTylerMusic 12 лет назад +1

    I'm going to share this with everyone I know!

  • @darksquril
    @darksquril 15 лет назад

    this is absolutely terrifying...

  • @punchingjudy
    @punchingjudy 15 лет назад

    Wow, she's downright frightening.

  • @dustin3596
    @dustin3596 4 года назад

    she's a regular at the mall walker subreddit

  • @Grillzor
    @Grillzor 15 лет назад

    Yes, it was on AOTS.

  • @johnhoffman2536
    @johnhoffman2536 3 года назад +3

    Say Less - Nothing

  • @SierraVistaSpirit
    @SierraVistaSpirit 15 лет назад

    LMAO ROFL!!!!!! I have not laughed so hard in a long time!!!

  • @im_tha_Jordan805
    @im_tha_Jordan805 Месяц назад

    As psychotic as she may sound to some people, I also walk around malls a lot as a teen. The outside environment in suburbs are so desolate and boring that walking around outside in a suburban neighborhood feels unsafe and not relaxing

  • @francisgonzales1849
    @francisgonzales1849 Год назад

    Badass message for sure

  • @Tarislover1
    @Tarislover1 13 лет назад

    I could see her turning into the "Happy stalker girl"...