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  • @mr.whimsic6902
    @mr.whimsic6902 Год назад +4115

    4:20 You can make the other tools, you just have to crouch next to the crafting top after placing it down

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Год назад +1484

      But what if you have back pain?

    • @sourlesscream1272
      @sourlesscream1272 Год назад +650

      @@PhoenixSC then your too old for minecraft

    • @flobell
      @flobell Год назад +240

      @@PhoenixSC if steve can do the peace sign then you can crouch

    • @WeegeeFan1Studios
      @WeegeeFan1Studios Год назад +56

      So wait a minute what the heck is the point of creating rest of the flippin crafting table if you can just use the top leather and it work?!

    • @xenno8496
      @xenno8496 Год назад +10

      I genuinely want a mod that does this now, then again that might just be the Sevtech Ages loving Masochist in me
      :,)

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 Год назад +4073

    I like how even after several texture changes Mojang made, the Gold Ingot is still being treated as the butter in Minecraft

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Год назад +239

      It is butter. Have you not seen the durability on gold pickaxe?
      A wood pickaxe can break almost 2x blocks as gold pickaxe. Gold pickaxes need buff.

    • @donaldrts
      @donaldrts Год назад +126

      ​@@bowxfire5275 Have you ever tried hitting someone with a pure gold rod irl? That thing will bend in half. Meanwhile a Wooden Rod wouldn't.

    • @RedDragonLVSSRS
      @RedDragonLVSSRS Год назад +146

      ​@@donaldrtsisn't this the game where you chop the bottom of the tree and it stays up?

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Год назад +60

      Yeah. I get the whole "butter mines fast but is low durability" niche, but it's still wayyy too low. Ooh...what if, to go with the whole "gold is more enchantable" thing, gold tools with unbreaking lasted much longer? E.g., instead of unbreaking I/II/III making the durability approximately 2×/3×/4× higher, it was like 8×/27×/64× (cubed)? That would make an unbreaking III gold tool last around 2000 uses, comparable to an unenchanted diamond tool

    • @ok-yt3cl
      @ok-yt3cl Год назад +14

      ​@@RedDragonLVSSRS what is wrong with that? Pretty normal

  • @Thisis_phil1234
    @Thisis_phil1234 8 месяцев назад +26

    0:01 Steve be hittin' those squats

  • @Nomorevideoshere5
    @Nomorevideoshere5 5 месяцев назад +37

    2:17 bro is mixing ever drug ever made

  • @AlphaMC
    @AlphaMC Год назад +2303

    No, half a heart is actually 10/17ths of a heart (58.82%) because there are 20 red pixels out of 34 spaces
    That means 4/7 of a heart would be 57.14%, so the percent error is 1.7%

    • @shugabush_is_king
      @shugabush_is_king Год назад +115

      Respect for doing dat math ✊

    • @AlphaMC
      @AlphaMC Год назад +60

      @@shugabush_is_king yup, i like math lol

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Год назад +37

      Is it after accounting for natural regeneration?
      Because Minecraft isn't known to do mistakes in pixels. Totally haven't done pixels wrong in anything else at all.

    • @BlueBeanie_GTAG.
      @BlueBeanie_GTAG. Год назад +2

      Good job on math 👍

    • @AltraHapi
      @AltraHapi Год назад +31

      Hunger games players now yelling "AAAAHHHHH I'M EXACTLY 10/17THS OF A HEART LEFT, let me eat a golden apple behind this corner and hope no one spots me."

  • @UltraLuigi2401
    @UltraLuigi2401 Год назад +823

    1:42 That's the number of possible tic-tac-toe games, but since Minecraft recipes don't account for the order you place stuff, there are only 3^9 = 19683 possible recipes when each slot can only be x, o, or blank. Many of those don't include a 3 in a row so the actual number is even less. Wikipedia says there are 138 terminal board positions when ignoring rotations and reflections and assuming x goes first. Removing the 3 draws and multiplying by 16 to account for the assumptions (4 rotations * 2 reflection * 2 for o going first) made by that number yields "only" 2160 necessary recipes.

    • @QueenGreenflame
      @QueenGreenflame Год назад +40

      Holy crap that deserves applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lukemelaia2461
      @lukemelaia2461 Год назад +45

      Ha! Math Nerrrrrd. However even more importantly, Minecraft recipes are actually not strictly based on a predefined set of items. It is possible to write a custom recipe type which just looks for the winning condition of 3 in a row and supplies an output based on the winner, if a win is found. This means we should only need to look for a total of 8 different possible combinations of the same item (3+3+2 for x, y, and diagonal) and finally a 9th possibility being either x or o. Since we don’t care about which piece won until we determine there’s actually a winner, we can ignore piece type checking until the end.

    • @UltraLuigi2401
      @UltraLuigi2401 Год назад +26

      ​@@lukemelaia2461 This knowledge would half the number of recipes to 1080 since you don't need to define which one went first, but it wouldn't help with the fact that other items not part of the winning row may or may not be present.

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Год назад +204

      Holy crap - I'm not even gonna check if that's right, but it does sound accurate.

    • @Sledg0matic
      @Sledg0matic Год назад +11

      @@lukemelaia2461 @UltraLuigi2401 Really, all you need to check for is the win conditions: Three up, three down or three diagonal. Crafting is already automagically agnostic towards position and mirroring within the grid, so all that needs doing outside that is making sure that extraneous X's and O's are formulated as optional in the recipe.

  • @jk55092
    @jk55092 8 месяцев назад +90

    Thumbnail: "don't say slab backwards"
    Me: "Bals? OH GO-"

  • @rubycutcliffe2709
    @rubycutcliffe2709 8 месяцев назад +5

    1:05 its grain being grian

  • @jondorthebrinkinator
    @jondorthebrinkinator Год назад +568

    3:24 The skeletons aren't fat, they're just big boned.

    • @monky8557
      @monky8557 Год назад +29

      "I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST BIG BONED" - Eric Cartman

    • @tealmuchwow
      @tealmuchwow Год назад +11

      Legend has it that you've gotta respect their authoritah

    • @DuckGoesViral
      @DuckGoesViral Год назад +13

      calcium

    • @nguyentrongkhang7644
      @nguyentrongkhang7644 Год назад +2

      They follow Dani's advice

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 Год назад +2

      “I’m not fat! I’m poofy!”
      Many, 2012

  • @AltraHapi
    @AltraHapi Год назад +226

    0:29 DanTDM is secretly FLANDRE SCARLET from the smash hit 2002 game Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil??!?

  • @kinorris1709
    @kinorris1709 8 месяцев назад +1

    On my first world, wich I think was TU 12 tutorial on 360, I eventually had a base spanning several tall jungle tree tops. If you can't build because of terrain, build above it. Or dig under it. That was my mindset for future basing and I liked hownit was actually kinda beneficial to base so high up. Creepers aren't gonna drop into your base if there's no higher dark area for them to spawn. So you can probably guess which mob I agree with being on this list.

    • @JosephBurnett937
      @JosephBurnett937 6 месяцев назад

      If i make a mega base, I just make my own custom terrain lol (my mega base will have about 2.5 mil blocks of terraining 🤣)

  • @RustySealYT
    @RustySealYT 6 месяцев назад +1

    for the tic tac toe crafting. you can just make it so that 3 circles and 3 x = X

  • @HistoryUnwound
    @HistoryUnwound Год назад +193

    Recognized the Flying Creeper instantly. That was definitely Grian trying it on just before he and Scar decided to terrorize Cleo. Or, “Until recently, the Worst thing Scar has ever done”.

  • @ZUnknownFox
    @ZUnknownFox Год назад +424

    For that last one actually you just use the cloth you just made as a crafting table to make the rest (with another cloth) and then you build the crafting table.

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 Год назад +4

      You can get sticks from trees and iron from ore.

    • @user-vu9ug4vb3u
      @user-vu9ug4vb3u Год назад +19

      Crafting carpet.... Sounds good

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts Год назад +11

      Then why bother crafting the table? Just use the crafting carpet lol

    • @Alex53Ace
      @Alex53Ace Год назад +14

      ​@@Joe_Potts You could make so you can only use the carpet for the crafting table

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts Год назад +7

      @@Alex53Ace like maybe it can only craft a few things (say, the amount of things needed to craft the table?) then breaks. That could be a way to do it

  • @meowymeowz3948
    @meowymeowz3948 3 месяца назад

    I did not expect to see Flandre in a Phoenixsc video

  • @ThatComputerGuyRyan
    @ThatComputerGuyRyan 6 месяцев назад

    make the crafting top possible to place, but make it only able to craft the recipes needed for the table

  • @normanoelle8121
    @normanoelle8121 Год назад +65

    0:01 ah yes twerking steve

    • @HalesWilliamBallz
      @HalesWilliamBallz Год назад +15

      Or someting else

    • @DEANTHEBEANTHEMACHINE
      @DEANTHEBEANTHEMACHINE 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@HalesWilliamBallz💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @vincentcook7742
      @vincentcook7742 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@HalesWilliamBallzayyoo

    • @HaryanviKashmiri
      @HaryanviKashmiri 2 месяца назад +3

      domain expansion, infinite backshots.

    • @SuFFr
      @SuFFr 2 месяца назад +2

      Fr

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 11 месяцев назад +40

    0:06 it looks like he’s TWERKING

  • @carriestairs814
    @carriestairs814 6 месяцев назад

    I like at the start of this video and I like that the Steve is tarking

  • @RileyNiko
    @RileyNiko 3 месяца назад

    2:52 "Now take responsibility. And EAT IT!"

  • @4Jpeg
    @4Jpeg Год назад +138

    2:45 that aint bonemeal thats bonefeast 💀💀
    Edit: Thank you for the likes

    • @jadeeesm
      @jadeeesm Год назад +6

      Frfr 💀 💀

    • @foolishness9020
      @foolishness9020 Год назад +11

      That aint bonefeast thats potassium banquet💀💀

    • @PresidentofOhio1234
      @PresidentofOhio1234 Год назад +1

      Boner meal 💀💀

    • @Lirby_12-.
      @Lirby_12-. Год назад +1

      It's the exquisitely stuffed effect from terraria

    • @UltraMilk_enjoyer
      @UltraMilk_enjoyer Год назад +2

      Man killed the whole skeleton he gon use the whole skeleton

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Год назад +89

    Make the Crafting Top act as a way to make the other pieces!
    Exclusively.
    And then smack them onto the wood

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost Год назад +10

      Wait no, it actually gives more attention to villages as they are one of (possibly the only) structures with naturally spawning crafting tables

    • @GenTheFurredArtist
      @GenTheFurredArtist Год назад +3

      ​@@Freeze-n-Frost
      Crafting table robbery

    • @user-qk9qd8uw9c
      @user-qk9qd8uw9c Год назад +1

      yes an then if you use the top two times it breaks of course

  • @ALT3RGAMING
    @ALT3RGAMING 6 месяцев назад

    NOT STEE THROWING IT BACK IN THE BEGINNING-

  • @JupiterDudeYes36
    @JupiterDudeYes36 2 месяца назад

    This is so true 0:41
    A human has 1 hearth in their body (ignore the fact its half)
    The hunger bar tells you if you have hunger or not (like irl)
    And you cant have two tools at same time, so only one

  • @supersmashbrosultimatewarr4522
    @supersmashbrosultimatewarr4522 Год назад +24

    0:22 bruh this brings me so much nostalgia

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 10 месяцев назад +58

    I love how the start of this vid is Phoenix realizing that crouching/t-bagging really is just hip thrusting.

  • @retelefe
    @retelefe 2 месяца назад +2

    0:30 let's gooo touhou in phoenix sc's channel

  • @miguelcrafter2997
    @miguelcrafter2997 4 месяца назад

    The last one is like you need a sciccors to open a pack with sciccors but you don't have one because the sciccors to open the pack is in the pack

  • @kiyoriikari
    @kiyoriikari Год назад +10

    i like how dan turned into a touhou character. i think most people wont know this game series but its still cool

  • @goneman2195
    @goneman2195 Год назад +100

    phoenix eats a carrot 6 times bigger than him and it adds one and half a hunger bar dang

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Год назад +49

      My metabolism is unmatched.

    • @kiilee5963
      @kiilee5963 Год назад +2

      @@PhoenixSC metabolism faster than the speed of light

    • @White_Light13
      @White_Light13 Год назад +2

      -Possible Bowser's inside story reference? /hj-

    • @denis_ursu5487
      @denis_ursu5487 Год назад

      @@kiilee5963 metabolism faster than vomiting (lol)

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 Год назад

      No matter the size, carrot is still carrot, son

  • @NoriKassidy
    @NoriKassidy 27 дней назад

    I saw the DanTDM bit and just became really nostalgic all of a sudden, even if it was a joke.
    It feels like so long ago.

  • @DeadMedia-vf4je
    @DeadMedia-vf4je 2 месяца назад

    0:27 still to this day DanTDM hasn’t played Touhou or knows who Flandre is

  • @dewbackproductions5428
    @dewbackproductions5428 Год назад +32

    3:58 I DiD iT

  • @CycloneBOT
    @CycloneBOT Год назад +19

    At 2:31 steve looks like a cigarette

  • @oscarman8905
    @oscarman8905 6 месяцев назад

    yo happy new year

  • @MircowaveLover
    @MircowaveLover 6 месяцев назад

    The last one you need to steal a crafting table from the village

  • @Idontfuckingknow553
    @Idontfuckingknow553 Год назад +53

    0:18 memory's:((

  • @Vinesus
    @Vinesus Год назад +5

    3:44 it’s actually fairly common on the internet to make a threat and then finish it up with “in (insert game)”

  • @Anal0gH0rr0rPhil
    @Anal0gH0rr0rPhil 6 месяцев назад

    i love walking on BALS

  • @AquaFanx
    @AquaFanx 6 месяцев назад

    I’d get the thicc mobs texture pack if the art style was applied to the rest of the textures

  • @Darkest_Hour
    @Darkest_Hour Год назад +36

    4:26 Silly Phoenix, those are a leather mat and some iron tools, not stew.

  • @HajimeHitoshiHideo
    @HajimeHitoshiHideo Год назад +9

    The character at 0:30 is Flandre Scarlet, the extra boss in the 2002 Bullet Hell videogame "Touhou Project 6 Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil"

  • @birbshart-lw8mk
    @birbshart-lw8mk Месяц назад

    slab backwards is bals... in case you were wondering.

  • @raxoldplays45446
    @raxoldplays45446 Месяц назад +1

    1:07 that is a creeper! But tilted

  • @hioman
    @hioman Год назад +143

    1:34 aren't there recipes in the game where the order doesn't matter (like flint and steel)? I know it would make non-wins look like wins, but it could be possible
    (Also, you don't have to do anything for ties)

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Год назад +48

      Good point - I forgot about symmetry.
      You would probably still need tens of thousands of recipes!

    • @Super.........
      @Super......... Год назад +1

      ​@@PhoenixSC im not doing that

    • @beaconblaster33
      @beaconblaster33 Год назад

      @@PhoenixSC book?

    • @MudakTheMultiplier
      @MudakTheMultiplier Год назад +2

      @@PhoenixSC If you can find a way to do rotational and mirror symmetry I'm pretty sure the number of game states is only in the double digits. I remember seeing an article years ago where someone made a "computer" out of tinker toys that could play tic tac toe optimally because of this.

    • @CatCraftez
      @CatCraftez Год назад

      Don’t you only need to make recipes for winning and not losing too

  • @Manofantaa
    @Manofantaa Год назад +16

    1:22 bro is solving for X💀

  • @alexanderbjerking8508
    @alexanderbjerking8508 Месяц назад

    OMG the sound in the beginning. They predicted the piston sound change!

    • @winkystinky
      @winkystinky Месяц назад

      Yeah, no you're not wrong

  • @Note.Swiper
    @Note.Swiper 6 месяцев назад

    1:53 hope that crossover

  • @divswain
    @divswain Год назад +14

    1:12 that was a player named 'Goodtimes with Scars' using a creeper skin with elytra on a SMP server named 'Hermitcraft' to scare fellow players aka Hermits.

    • @Aroace_Raven
      @Aroace_Raven Год назад +3

      I am pretty sure that is Grian wearing it tho. But yeah.

    • @divswain
      @divswain Год назад

      @@Aroace_Raven umm Grian and Scar were flying together I think to scare Cleo and Bdubs

    • @Aroace_Raven
      @Aroace_Raven Год назад +2

      @@divswain it wasn't gem it was Cleo. I am also saying the image was from Grian episode.

    • @divswain
      @divswain Год назад +1

      @@Aroace_Raven maan my memory suck so bad.
      Edit it now.

  • @thomasparsons4871
    @thomasparsons4871 Год назад +19

    Let’s be honest, it would be an interesting challenge if you couldn’t craft a crafting table in the first two minutes of Minecraft, and also couldn’t make one without finding an existing one.

    • @Jorvalt
      @Jorvalt 11 месяцев назад +3

      At that point you could just grab the crafting table instead of making a new one.

    • @tivuk
      @tivuk 11 месяцев назад

      Yea you would need to find a village with crafting table or an igloo

  • @camwaGD
    @camwaGD 7 месяцев назад

    Me when seeing the thumbnail after thinking it up before I saw it:
    hey, I thought I invented that!? 😂

  • @Sotanaht01
    @Sotanaht01 14 часов назад

    The tic tac toe thing is wrong. Minecraft crafting doesn't look at the order of inputs, only the final state. There are 19,683 (9^3) possible board states if we ignore the actual rules of the game (this includes things like all 9 squares filled with Xs). Accounting for the rules there are only 5478 possible states.

  • @ThatOneHacker305
    @ThatOneHacker305 Год назад +18

    2:00 yes phoenix, you can. believe in yourself

  • @arc4na_
    @arc4na_ Год назад +23

    love how eating the giant carrot gives less hunger than a normal one

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer Год назад

      @enriqueamaya3883 You're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're
      Carving out a fact from a reckoning!
      Beckoning your back, skin sagging off its skeleton
      Levitating off the ground
      Is another man wearing your face!
      All the other false identities
      Remedies or enemies to mitigate your memories
      Shuddered at what they found
      When they stripped away the grace!
      Eulogy or biography
      I'm who I oughta be
      And that is God to me
      Never never never!
      So, my God, what's wrong with me?
      If who I wanna be might be
      Never never never
      Never never never
      Never never never
      No, never!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me alive
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me ali-i-i-ive!
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, and no, you're never gon' find
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Damn, I thought you're not your imposter
      You're so sure you're not gonna get caught!
      Dead in your own skin
      But you didn't choose what you were born in!
      And add another man to your repertoire
      Ready in your head and fed upon your memoirs
      Still, the same rules apply
      From the birthday to the mourning!
      What you feel and what you do
      Are those things really you?
      And if not, then what is?
      Never never never!
      So, my God, what's wrong with you?
      And I'm still asking who that is!
      Never never never
      Never never never
      Never never never
      No, never!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me alive
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me ali-i-i-ive!
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, and no, you're never gon' find
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      You'll never take me alive, baby! (This is not enough)
      You'll never take me alive (This is not enough to prove it yet!)
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! (No, I need to hit the bottom)
      You'll never take me alive, baby! (This is not enough)
      You'll never take me alive (This is not enough to prove it yet!)
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! (No, I need to hit the bottom)
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Hey!

    • @dobeikwan3684
      @dobeikwan3684 Год назад

      @enriqueamaya3883only thing this is shaming is christians god damnit
      your just making them seem like they are begging for people to follow

    • @Meso.Botamia
      @Meso.Botamia Год назад +1

      So i was right, size doesn't matter.

    • @ufloc
      @ufloc Год назад

      @enriqueamaya3883 shut up

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 6 месяцев назад

      That carrot should makes you explode!
      Grow, inflate, explode!

  • @alexanderramos4975
    @alexanderramos4975 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me seeing the thumbnail and realizing my whole life was a lie

  • @FusionCyborg
    @FusionCyborg 6 месяцев назад

    3:44 Supposedly the arrested user in question was in New Jersey.

  • @Melechtna
    @Melechtna Год назад +38

    Actually, for that last one, it would make villages more crucial, because you'd have to get a crafting table from another source other than yourself....that actually sounds like a really cool idea for a mod.

    • @Melechtna
      @Melechtna Год назад +2

      @enriqueamaya3883 Or just stop being weak willed and you'll realize shame is just pointless self hatred and the inability to not cave into peer pressure.

    • @TheRaptorMovies
      @TheRaptorMovies Год назад +2

      @enriqueamaya3883 Been there done that, all I felt was shamed.
      Do us all a favor and stop forcing your religion on other people, okay?

    • @fuser9892
      @fuser9892 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheRaptorMoviesreally? Have you really done it and felt ashamed?

  • @Tropicl9876
    @Tropicl9876 Год назад +38

    You have permanently ruined my view of hp 0:45

  • @CheeZboi1234
    @CheeZboi1234 9 дней назад

    I get it now all of my school pencils just have curse of vanishing!

  • @gec101
    @gec101 5 месяцев назад

    3:00 actually that’s sheep cubed, sheep squared is just a sheep face

  • @luislebronaponte2737
    @luislebronaponte2737 Год назад +16

    OMG YES
    A modpack where you need to acquire 'everything' in order to surpass your human limitations.
    Basically, you start your world and have a hitbox per body piece, limited hearts per piece (and overall), limited hunger and thirst, and can only hold 1 item per hand. Don't have a recipe book, and can't sprint forever (stamina). Also can't jump the same height for forever. Like... it gets lower and lower the more you jump, but it depends on how fast the consecutive jumps are from one another and how many you have done. One would also not be able to use any type of commands at all whatsoever (not even the /help since that one would count as one). You'd need to sleep in order to maintain your stamina at a max+slight surplus (you could basically decide for about 'how long' you'd sleep for. The default amount wouldn't give you any extra stamina, but sleeping slightly more would reward you with a bit more max stamina per day, but the reward gets lower and lower until you reach the max amount that you can earn from just sleeping a bit more.
    Ok, so done with the realistic part (there is more that you, the reader to this comment, can definitely add to the realism of this hypothetical modpack, though). Now onto the challenge.
    Basically, it's MC and you'd still be living in a fantasy world anyway. You'd just start off as a regular-ass human with all our goofy-ah weaknesses (even moving slower depending on the weight of what you have on you).
    Basically, the modpack would allow one to:
    Unlock personal inventory (both the hotbar and the rest of it).
    Unlock recipe book.
    Unlock accessories
    Be able to hold an item with extra inventory (pretty sure the modpack would include backpacks and whatnot).
    Unlock extra hunger bar.
    Unlock extra hearts per piece and later on have it all merge to one health bar (like vanilla MC).
    Unlock commands
    Nether and End would obviously not be removed since it's the player that would basically be affected by this. Not the world. (Well, unless you download mods to make the world itself realistic af as well and disable other dimensions and other wacky MC stuff like floating blocks and modify its physics.).
    Basically, the player would be able to eventually become a regular MC player with the extra ability to be able to use cheats (unless you don't want to become too OP and so you remove that mod in particular).
    Also, a sort of "JEI" mod would need to be added that would work similar to the recipe book where you unlock new recipes as long as you have obtained a derivative item of another one.
    Omg I forgot to also mention that the experience would also need an overhaul and you'd unlock the ability to lvl up your different skills (you wouldn't be able to lvl up anything in the beginning until you unlock the ability to do so. You'd pretty much be able to mine up to stone and stay there until you unlock the ability to mine other shit. Last time I checked, we don't automatically know how to mine shit lmao).
    So, yeah. It would become pretty-
    Oh, and at the beginning you'd be limited to only one life until you get the ability to keep coming back to life. It is what it is.
    Anyway, as I was saying, it would become pretty hardcore for casual players, but those that want to experience vanilla MC with a touch of realism and higher challenge with sorta high risk high reward, would be able to. Anyway, I'll probably see what I can find so see if I can sorta make this possible for myself. And I think I'm not the only one who has ever thought of such a thing since there is a "Literally Real Life" modpack in Curseforge. Lololol
    If you've read thus far, thanks for reading my rambling about a hypothetical.

  • @RemiliaScarlet0
    @RemiliaScarlet0 Год назад +9

    As a touhou fan, i confirm dantdm is the real Flandre Scarlet from Touhou 6: Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil.

  • @user-be9hr7bz2l
    @user-be9hr7bz2l 6 месяцев назад

    Also for the update trailer, you can't place vines on stairs. OR CAN YOU?

  • @minecraftboy2996
    @minecraftboy2996 2 месяца назад

    I think it was spinning at the wrong way

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 Год назад +28

    3:00 That is clearly sheep^3.

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K 8 месяцев назад

      Sheep^3 is a sheep made out of sheep made out of sheep.

    • @overforest1195
      @overforest1195 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Fifasher2K
      That would be Sheep^4.
      Sheep^2 would be a sheep pixel art made of sheep.

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K 2 месяца назад

      @@overforest1195 but sheep^4 is sheep made out of sheep mabe out of sheep made out of sheep, not sheep made out of sheep made out of sheep.

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Год назад +9

    1:05 I know exactly what that is. So basically, that is a pumpkin head retextured to look like a creeper, then the person gave themself an invis potion, and put on an elytra (Grian and Scar did this as a prank on Hermitcraft one time and it was hilarious)
    Edit: Oh wait, there were comments about it in the video

    • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
      @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Год назад +2

      @enriqueamaya3883 This is the perfect thing for me to read rn bc I’m at falls creek for the first time and I really needed this message. Thank you 💜

  • @lionelcox1841
    @lionelcox1841 9 месяцев назад

    Slab backward is Bals

  • @user-kb8kw9jw7m
    @user-kb8kw9jw7m 3 месяца назад +1

    Me:DONT read slab backwards oh well what’s is the worst thing Bals
    Phoenix:WHY DID YOUUUUU EVILL PERSON!!

  • @kosudesu
    @kosudesu 11 месяцев назад +9

    3:10 ima need this texture pack when i collect every mob in my hardcore world

  • @bobthestringbuilder7861
    @bobthestringbuilder7861 Год назад +39

    The crafting table is like the Anvil from dwarf fortress, when an old world is deleted, a single crafting table escapes and goes into the new world, allowing the cycle to continue.
    Don’t ask where the 1st one came from, it’s in the text when you leave the end probably.

  • @YesImRealGreen
    @YesImRealGreen 8 месяцев назад

    1:12 IT'S THE BACK LEGS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @UnhappySnow_official2024
    @UnhappySnow_official2024 3 месяца назад

    You really thought i would fall for that 💀

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Год назад +8

    4:05 Always thought about this, glad too see I'm not the only one.

  • @h25c1
    @h25c1 Год назад +20

    1:00 that’s Nintendo switch minecraft for you

    • @fg7nrt
      @fg7nrt Год назад +1

      Why is that so true

    • @rileylim2758
      @rileylim2758 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ima test that thing

  • @SilasWessel-nv7wv
    @SilasWessel-nv7wv 21 день назад

    Its supposed to say circumcision camp. Otherwise known as the camp where you get your pinis cut off.

  • @katewinston6333
    @katewinston6333 2 месяца назад

    3:26 "...How can skeletons be thicc when they're skeletons?" Well obviously they must be supermodels

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 Год назад +9

    With the Crafting Top, you actually have to place it on top of a wood plank, then, with its limited 10 uses, craft the tools, make another Crafting Top, then combine them all into the infinite use Crafting Table. Then you can use the first Crafting Top to make another Crafting Table to share with your friends.
    Kind of a more complex process, as is a lot of Minecraft early game, but hopefully it doesn't dissuade you from trying out more of the game. It gets really fun once you get past the initial learning curve!

    • @Gumpleworp
      @Gumpleworp Год назад +1

      I’ve made some lifelong friends workin together to make that first infinite-use crafting table. Can’t blame newer players like Phoenix for getting a bit tripped up by it though.

    • @pkmnfrk
      @pkmnfrk Год назад +1

      expert mod packs in a nutshell

  • @MLBnDeeznutz
    @MLBnDeeznutz Год назад +6

    2:58 idk why but this sheep made out of sheep art is just beautiful i cN stare at for days

  • @nazar667
    @nazar667 9 месяцев назад

    You remember where sign wad saying roblox, but figures were minecraft? The minecraft characters are toys that Roblox has.

  • @TeamDurpies
    @TeamDurpies 9 месяцев назад

    no joke 1:25 this song makes me cry out of pure nostalgia

  • @CZghost
    @CZghost Год назад +11

    That winged creeper is actually from Hermitcraft. Somebody took a screenshot from Grian's video where they trolled Hermits with this custom creeper model (which is a carved pumpkin, so it's wore on the head). Take an invis potion, equip this creeper model, equip Elytra, and you can sore around as a creeper with wings :D

    • @BrotherLongLegs8
      @BrotherLongLegs8 Год назад

      👍🤓😍😐💪😍😭😭😬😍😭🤓😍😐❌😳😭😬😳😬😑😭☺️😑🎹☺️👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😊👹👹👹😬👹👹👹👹☺️😬😬😬😬🔫😐👍🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹

  • @Azka08086
    @Azka08086 Год назад +15

    3:16 why the zombie looks like average hispanic girl💀

  • @AlvogInsidetuber
    @AlvogInsidetuber 7 месяцев назад

    You need the crafting tabel to craft the crafting table

  • @Lumpo_Youtube
    @Lumpo_Youtube 7 месяцев назад

    slab backwards : basket *bals*

  • @Cazzo94
    @Cazzo94 11 месяцев назад +9

    Who thinks they should add more colors to dyes wools concretes etc? Honestly I’d love that.

  • @Aroace_Raven
    @Aroace_Raven Год назад +5

    The creeper with wings is from Hermitcraft. Goodtimeswithscar a member made a texture pack with a pumpkin. In the image its Grian, he was just as baffled.

  • @florentinaioionyn4473
    @florentinaioionyn4473 4 месяца назад +1

    Slab backword's: Slab? WHAT NEXT? Bals?
    B A L L S ?

  • @hiltonshort
    @hiltonshort 3 месяца назад

    後方のスラブはバルスです。フットボールのように蹴ることができ、バスケットボールのように蹴ることもできるので、私はそれらが好きです。

  • @The_DemonKing
    @The_DemonKing Год назад +19

    3:44 hi to the 3 people who use timed comments

  • @notyours807
    @notyours807 Год назад +13

    The Banner at 3:37 is not a typo. That's a real thing.

    • @steelcommander5751
      @steelcommander5751 11 месяцев назад +5

      nah its a typo it shouldvee been CONCENTRATION

    • @XD-tw4uj
      @XD-tw4uj 11 месяцев назад

      @@steelcommander5751ah i see

    • @ImNotBlu
      @ImNotBlu 9 месяцев назад +2

      no its not a typo its a real thing ive seen in it person its in maldives at a hospital

    • @neilmarkv.bernado3048
      @neilmarkv.bernado3048 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@steelcommander5751it is a real thing search it up

  • @CepBros
    @CepBros 8 месяцев назад +1

    My slab hurts

  • @zombiegordonf9320
    @zombiegordonf9320 7 месяцев назад

    0:47 Anybody else notice the Mario texture pack? It’s arguably one of the greatest texture packs.

    • @k0t01d8
      @k0t01d8 6 месяцев назад

      it comes if u buy minecraft on ur switch

    • @zombiegordonf9320
      @zombiegordonf9320 6 месяцев назад

      @@k0t01d8 I know, I had it. It’s just rare to see it used nowadays.

  • @PhantomGato-v-
    @PhantomGato-v- Год назад +4

    OH MY GOD DAN TURNED INTO FLAN TOUHOU NO WAY

  • @besquareorbethere8093
    @besquareorbethere8093 Год назад +17

    Did anyone else get Bowser's Inside Story vibes from 2:55?

    • @Crackey75
      @Crackey75 Год назад +4

      DUDE, the giga carrot

    • @ezzran
      @ezzran Год назад +3

      Exactly what I thought

  • @CurtisBritton-gn2yd
    @CurtisBritton-gn2yd 4 месяца назад

    I love useing bals in my building

  • @jacobsworld3014
    @jacobsworld3014 4 месяца назад

    0:01 AYO WHAT HE DOIN

  • @FatYoshi619
    @FatYoshi619 Год назад +5

    2:14 im sorry but them kneading the dough with punching noise in the background made me laugh.

  • @crafty7068
    @crafty7068 Год назад +16

    its always a good day when phenox uploads a hmmmmmmm

  • @Naingsoe788
    @Naingsoe788 9 месяцев назад +1

    MYANMAR? I LIVE IN THAT COUNTRY IS REALLY NICE TO SEE MY COUNTRY WITH RUclipsRS

  • @MrKurgan69
    @MrKurgan69 8 месяцев назад

    4:05 RL Craft in a nut shell