How To: Survive The Quarantine

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @JoeSantagato
    @JoeSantagato  4 года назад +759

    STFAFE Mugs: www.thesantagatostore.com/mug-stfafe?variant_id=7909942

    • @dawncurtis5583
      @dawncurtis5583 4 года назад +8

      Joe Santagato STFAFE

    • @Senapses
      @Senapses 4 года назад +14

      Drinking out of an emo kids pencil case

    • @tiffanykjudge
      @tiffanykjudge 4 года назад +17

      You should make masks that says this ha

    • @anaurissantana
      @anaurissantana 4 года назад +2

      Joe Santagato love you 💙💙💙

    • @robz1800
      @robz1800 4 года назад +3

      king shit

  • @jazminromo5348
    @jazminromo5348 4 года назад +5962

    Only the OG’s know about him erasing the board with random objects.

    • @HorridBee248
      @HorridBee248 4 года назад +129

      that wendys salad is still there til this very day

    • @The_AuraMaster
      @The_AuraMaster 4 года назад +18

      Know* and you can just watch a bunch of his videos to see him erase stuff with random stuff, I just found out about him last month and I know about it.

    • @1xXxJonnyxXx5
      @1xXxJonnyxXx5 4 года назад +1

      Only I know you are looking stunning girl, hope you know that. 🤪

    • @phillipsseanc
      @phillipsseanc 4 года назад +1

      😂 lol real talk

    • @Kvet0707
      @Kvet0707 4 года назад +9

      On Facebook I commented multiple times to make a how to video. This was all I've been wanting. For him to erase with shit that isn't an eraser 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @JakeDonaldson
    @JakeDonaldson 4 года назад +1393

    the whiteboard is back. shit just got real.

  • @sadhbhi9
    @sadhbhi9 4 года назад +864

    He always comes back when we need him most because that's what heroes do

  • @applej
    @applej 4 года назад +1263

    i feel like “i dont wanna stay home” and “i dont wanna use a condom” have the same energy

  • @jojocaitlin8508
    @jojocaitlin8508 4 года назад +466

    I love that people have had all their lives to do stupid shit but now, when we're in a pandemic, they decide it's the perfect time to be social butterflies

    • @joshparker1426
      @joshparker1426 4 года назад +5

      Dont know what u got until its gone

    • @k8h991
      @k8h991 4 года назад

      Jojo Caitlin right? Lol

    • @GamerBoyV101
      @GamerBoyV101 4 года назад

      Right though

    • @huntercovington7460
      @huntercovington7460 4 года назад +1

      Depending on your perspective 2020 is the best or the worst year to turn 21

    • @anthonyrobles434
      @anthonyrobles434 4 года назад

      Ahhh shit I'm suppose to stay home? Well let's fucking go out and party brenda

  • @arsenal109
    @arsenal109 4 года назад +785

    He is back when we need him most

  • @NinKai_
    @NinKai_ 4 года назад +1445

    “Drinking out of a emo pencil case” wow..that was beautiful

  • @MitreyK
    @MitreyK 4 года назад +796

    He actually came up with a genius slogan though:
    Wanna feel SAFE?
    Stay
    Away
    From
    Everyone

  • @phikadaffi
    @phikadaffi 4 года назад +146

    anybody remember when he used his doggo to erase the board?

    • @colbycompeaux2286
      @colbycompeaux2286 4 года назад

      Kvrl Mvrx what video is that?

    • @phikadaffi
      @phikadaffi 4 года назад

      @@colbycompeaux2286 i dont remember😞

    • @colbycompeaux2286
      @colbycompeaux2286 4 года назад +1

      Ryan Moore thanks

    • @MicMan03
      @MicMan03 4 года назад +1

      The goat tho

    • @ItsTonyH
      @ItsTonyH 3 года назад +1

      @@colbycompeaux2286 “How to be a wingman”

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 4 года назад +148

    “My resting heart rate feels like it’s around 92.” I feel that 😂

  • @alexiasok96
    @alexiasok96 4 года назад +1286

    “This is a bath mat of me in a bath. Yes whatever” he says it like it’s no biggie 😂😂

    • @justasmolweeb8269
      @justasmolweeb8269 4 года назад +13

      @Alexia Sok And i think the second thing he used was a pillow with the same pic haha

    • @shelbicarman4782
      @shelbicarman4782 4 года назад +5

      If they could sell that on The Basement Yard 👌🏻

    • @patrickkimbrell8873
      @patrickkimbrell8873 4 года назад +4

      He acted like that because that was part of his bit. You must be new to Comedy

    • @patrickkimbrell8873
      @patrickkimbrell8873 4 года назад +1

      @@alexiasok96 cool. I'm sure no one noticed

    • @emmav2688
      @emmav2688 4 года назад

      I like it😂

  • @Boneshaker87
    @Boneshaker87 4 года назад +2351

    Can we get “Idiots of the Quarantine” ???? Make it happen!

  • @jaredbeaufait5954
    @jaredbeaufait5954 4 года назад +893

    missed the whiteboard so much he doesn’t even know...

    • @kparker905
      @kparker905 4 года назад +1

      Have you seen the ones where he had the sheet as the background? They're from even before the white board, but were also fantastic! Here's one.
      m.ruclips.net/video/8mdOki9T6eI/видео.html
      (Most of them are unlisted now so I have to give you the link.)

    • @deborahmueller1183
      @deborahmueller1183 4 года назад

      Throwback to the old days!

    • @trapdoorguppi
      @trapdoorguppi 4 года назад

      Same lol

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 4 года назад +70

    Apparently now instead of the "BRUH!" at the end it is now "STFAFE!!"

  • @christenawashburn8193
    @christenawashburn8193 4 года назад +28

    It wouldn't be a Joe video without him screaming "Jerking Off!" in the middle of his heartfelt PSA.

  • @Elyias
    @Elyias 4 года назад +559

    I miss this version of Joe. When he leaned away from this kind of thing it was a real bummer but his last two videos sparked my interested in this guy again. I hope he keeps making these videos.

    • @Partheseus
      @Partheseus 4 года назад +10

      Joe’s podcasts are hilarious and so much more genuine/raw comedy

    • @Elyias
      @Elyias 4 года назад +8

      Parth Patel I’m not saying his podcast isn’t funny but this is much more appealing to me. I still like this version of joe no matter what you want to categorize it as.

    • @sandex10
      @sandex10 4 года назад +20

      I agree! He needs to do an "idiots of the Corona virus" video😆

    • @lexieluu9341
      @lexieluu9341 4 года назад +1

      Yes! Totally agree,

    • @Partheseus
      @Partheseus 4 года назад

      darkarmyofone696987 yea, to each their own, it’s a little bit corny to me now

  • @r.b.ratieta6111
    @r.b.ratieta6111 4 года назад +529

    People in the Western U.S: "I wonder what people from the East Coast are like."
    Me: *Shows them Joe Santagato*

  • @melaneyfajardo7539
    @melaneyfajardo7539 4 года назад +690

    OLD JOE IS BACK!- it only took a whole pandemic to do so omg 😆

    • @tiaxxx8545
      @tiaxxx8545 4 года назад +1

      Melaney Fajardo ikkk I’m so happy

    • @ksaunders665
      @ksaunders665 4 года назад +4

      I know right. Twas missing this style of vid.

    • @silverdragon_yt3856
      @silverdragon_yt3856 4 года назад +1

      Bro YEAH IM HYPED

    • @juliagritzbach
      @juliagritzbach 4 года назад +1

      I’m so excited!

    • @aband0n3dcat27
      @aband0n3dcat27 3 года назад +1

      Spoke a little to soon chief... he doesn't upload as much as he used to anymore...

  • @duatd33
    @duatd33 4 года назад +134

    No one:
    literally no one:
    Joe: STFAFE

  • @elysiumtk
    @elysiumtk 4 года назад +17

    Joe's like my dad only comes back when he needs money

  • @MusicalStormTrooper
    @MusicalStormTrooper 4 года назад +951

    Make “Idiots of the Quarantine” next!!

    • @Octoberstorm333
      @Octoberstorm333 4 года назад +7

      Emily Sylvanowicz yesss!!! I want to see the stupidity

    • @barrettgilbreath3313
      @barrettgilbreath3313 4 года назад +5

      Emily Sylvanowicz OMG! you’re a literal genius

    • @willowmcpherson8995
      @willowmcpherson8995 4 года назад

      !!!

    • @hallietaylor8837
      @hallietaylor8837 4 года назад +1

      Emily Sylvanowicz omg yes

    • @GaryDownes
      @GaryDownes 4 года назад +1

      Idiots of the Quarantine are literally all you healthy morons believing the MSM lies.

  • @spencer6207
    @spencer6207 4 года назад +144

    "I'm a little drunk and it's the 6th day in a row I don't even know what I'm drinking today tbh"
    I cannot stress how relatable this is right now it hurts

    • @jasleen5573
      @jasleen5573 4 года назад

      Ligit describes the last month 😆

    • @kyrablack4786
      @kyrablack4786 4 года назад

      At least you guys can drink, they closed and banned the sale of alcohol during quarantine in South Africa 😭😂

    • @spencer6207
      @spencer6207 4 года назад +2

      @@kyrablack4786 that's absolutely evil man, everyone's vibin at home in Canada here

    • @kyrablack4786
      @kyrablack4786 4 года назад

      @@spencer6207 you guys are blessed, our government banned alcohol and cigarettes, at least we can still bake banana bread and do stupid raw egg drinking challenges🤢

  • @C7SGT
    @C7SGT 4 года назад +293

    Bless Joe's parents for not using a c0nd0m

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 4 года назад +9

      lmao and other things, god knows how Keith was conceived but that's none of my business xD

    • @laurenxx5471
      @laurenxx5471 4 года назад +1

      @@Kittyxoxo lmao

    • @mumbii_sun
      @mumbii_sun 4 года назад

      I really do hope he sees this cause he's going to love it 😂😂

    • @SusyV702
      @SusyV702 4 года назад

      Aaaaamen!!!

  • @NathanRyan10
    @NathanRyan10 4 года назад +7

    God, miss the old school Joe, this brings back memories. Keep these coming Joe!

  • @completelylucid7596
    @completelylucid7596 4 года назад +7

    A week before the whole pandemic broke out here in the states, I remember my business teacher told us that when people panic, the first thing that always goes is TP because according to studies, the majority of the population here in the states believes that it is the one thing that they can't live without. First genuine time a teacher/professor of mine was completely on the money lol

  • @bonbonn.beauty7623
    @bonbonn.beauty7623 4 года назад +283

    that can looks like everyone’s binder in middle school

  • @ashileylake5652
    @ashileylake5652 4 года назад +236

    Oh how I missed the erasing of the board with random objects 😂

    • @brandonm6117
      @brandonm6117 4 года назад +1

      Easily the best part of the whole video🤣

    • @leileilei23
      @leileilei23 4 года назад +1

      me too haha

    • @slideshowgurl
      @slideshowgurl 4 года назад +1

      One of my all-time favorites was when he used his dog as an eraser 😂

    • @ashileylake5652
      @ashileylake5652 4 года назад

      slideshowgurl haha omg yes

  • @cvhannes
    @cvhannes 4 года назад +125

    Always good content when Joe's drunk and there's a whiteboard

  • @quinnlovescats
    @quinnlovescats 4 года назад +96

    How does one man’s writing look so different every time he writes something...

  • @maya_tl
    @maya_tl 4 года назад +11

    I love how I haven't watched a video from Joe in probably over a year, and yet I can immediately tell that he's drunk.

  • @stephutech
    @stephutech 4 года назад +194

    “I don’t even know what I’m drinking today to be honest with you, but I do know that it looks like I’m drinking out of an emo kids pencil case” 20 seconds in an I’m dead already

  • @andreamurray6195
    @andreamurray6195 4 года назад +165

    You have beautiful handwriting by they way.
    "Don't spit in people's asses"
    Solid advice my dude 🤙

  • @tonylunson4894
    @tonylunson4894 4 года назад +137

    It took a pandemic to bring part of old joe back 😂

  • @sarahreid924
    @sarahreid924 4 года назад

    I missed your videos with my whole heart. thank you for coming back in this time of need.

  • @Wave9990
    @Wave9990 4 года назад +7

    3:10 Our entire class, including the teacher, had an entire half hour discussion about this in High School Science a few weeks before quarantine. The teacher brought it up, and we were supposed to be learning about cells 😂

  • @jarrett_dittrich
    @jarrett_dittrich 4 года назад +273

    He still has no erasers😂😂anyone remember when he used a salad then the bag it came in

    • @xxxBirdmaNBlacKxxx
      @xxxBirdmaNBlacKxxx 4 года назад +4

      He used his Dawg :)

    • @errrr965
      @errrr965 4 года назад +2

      which video ???

    • @xxxBirdmaNBlacKxxx
      @xxxBirdmaNBlacKxxx 4 года назад +2

      I forgot just have to look thru quick hun

    • @artlover5
      @artlover5 4 года назад +4

      My favorite was a video where he actually used an eraser and very perplexed looking at it said "tf is this??"

    • @JoyBoy0606
      @JoyBoy0606 3 года назад

      And a beach ball

  • @joshwilliams8507
    @joshwilliams8507 4 года назад +221

    How to survive the quarantine: Watch the basement yard back to back to back

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow 4 года назад +2

      Great idea

    • @johnsonbo1
      @johnsonbo1 4 года назад +3

      I watched all of the Idiots of the internet and people of Wal-Mart yesterday

    • @Guy-cs8yj
      @Guy-cs8yj 4 года назад +1

      I’ve bench watched joe many a time before.

  • @minibeast4444
    @minibeast4444 4 года назад +142

    as soon as he wrote STFH i knew what it meant 💀

  • @tgguitarguy
    @tgguitarguy 4 года назад +42

    Just saying, Joe has said more intelligent things in this video than the US government has in the past 6 months. Okay, carry on.

    • @SiriustheYao
      @SiriustheYao 4 года назад +6

      And he was right. He foresaw the future. They lifted bans. Now we're here... clearly no one listened to STFAFE

  • @stephanieclark1487
    @stephanieclark1487 4 года назад

    Glad to see you making semi-regular content again. Thank you! It’s a bright spot in this bullsh$t

  • @charlieslattery4190
    @charlieslattery4190 4 года назад +142

    It's been 2 years, and he still hasn't gotten an eraser

    • @MissMistiza
      @MissMistiza 4 года назад

      🤣😂

    • @RubyRubyyy
      @RubyRubyyy 4 года назад +2

      I would like to donate to Joe's eraser fund

    • @callmeviper7723
      @callmeviper7723 4 года назад +1

      Charlie Slattery that’s his whole schtick though

    • @mge5378
      @mge5378 4 года назад

      It's been more like 4 years

  • @tigreofficial7864
    @tigreofficial7864 4 года назад +109

    If he don’t put “STFAFE!” On a tshirt im raging

  • @katiemello9110
    @katiemello9110 4 года назад +257

    New Merch Idea: A STFAFE shirt that looks like an old school DARE shirt. I’d rock that shit for sure!!!

    • @lachrymoseleslie6624
      @lachrymoseleslie6624 4 года назад

      Yes!

    • @GoddessofSpring25
      @GoddessofSpring25 4 года назад

      Well I mean.....he's got mugs for sale at the moment. If those sell there may be shirts in the near future....

    • @Eibmozluver
      @Eibmozluver 4 года назад

      Why are we not funding this!!!!

    • @Spleenzorio
      @Spleenzorio 4 года назад

      I'll take 12

  • @BiancaRae
    @BiancaRae 4 года назад

    Nature documentaries are sooo underrated! Crazy amazing stuff going on in the wild

  • @ASAPFENIX
    @ASAPFENIX 4 года назад +2

    This is the kind of content we need during the quarantine

  • @LunaLoveheart
    @LunaLoveheart 4 года назад +180

    *“I don’t know what I’m drinking but I do know it looks like an emo kids pencil case”* *I AM DYINGGGGGG* 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @luna_888
      @luna_888 4 года назад +1

      Katie Williamson IKR THAT KILLED ME 😭😭

  • @nathanhansen1846
    @nathanhansen1846 4 года назад +283

    “I look like Jesus” - Joe Santagato 2020

    • @fengkorberfer
      @fengkorberfer 4 года назад +5

      *Danny ejaculates when the word Jesus comes up*

    • @MrCjlauer49338
      @MrCjlauer49338 4 года назад +1

      Turns out Joe is Jesus reincarnated, but he literally doesn't give half a shit about anything anymore.

    • @chrisjames4145
      @chrisjames4145 4 года назад

      "STFAFE" -also Joe Satangato 2020

    • @nathanhansen1846
      @nathanhansen1846 4 года назад

      Chris James yes

  • @tylerp1128
    @tylerp1128 4 года назад +302

    Can we get STFAFE t-shirts and hoodies, and on the back have it say “Be Safe, STFAFE”, and all money made from it gets donated to Covid relief shii or whatever lol. I just want the merch

    • @tylerp1128
      @tylerp1128 4 года назад +3

      Jasmine Balderas We need more! This is such a good start Im buying one rn

  • @Ascendment
    @Ascendment 4 года назад

    Glad you’re back, Keith too! You guys are naturals at this

  • @0070071adeel
    @0070071adeel 4 года назад

    Really happy to see you back making videos pal. Something good happened in quarantine.

  • @nathanhansen1846
    @nathanhansen1846 4 года назад +307

    I wonder what he’s going to use as an eraser this time 😂

    • @spectrumofinsights
      @spectrumofinsights 4 года назад +11

      Nathan Hansen bath mat: priceless

    • @nathanhansen1846
      @nathanhansen1846 4 года назад +26

      Nocturnal Wings Tarot haha. Remember when he used his dog 😂

    • @johnglebus6636
      @johnglebus6636 4 года назад +12

      The best was when he used that salad to erase it

    • @masinclancy8852
      @masinclancy8852 4 года назад +6

      lol that's literally what I said as i clicket on the video

    • @malikasingh4876
      @malikasingh4876 4 года назад

      guess you weren't disappointed :v

  • @mayhemgarage80
    @mayhemgarage80 4 года назад +212

    At first when he wrote “animal shit” i literally thought it was a documentary about animal shit, but then he described it lol

    • @christys5354
      @christys5354 4 года назад +1

      SAMEE

    • @yaboizawtiolol8369
      @yaboizawtiolol8369 4 года назад +1

      Same my dude😂

    • @DuckyJems
      @DuckyJems 4 года назад +1

      Same! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattgerrish908
      @mattgerrish908 4 года назад

      I thought he was going to talk about how you can pass the time by literally browsing slideshows of animal shit. Where it just shows different types of animal shit and different states, solid, runny, diarrhea.

  • @emiliamosher9619
    @emiliamosher9619 4 года назад +163

    Is anyone else concerned he wrote "JERK OFF" on the board that had information about grocery store etiquette..... lol

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 4 года назад +4

      definitely don't not jerk off in a grocery store.. especially walmart... :)

    • @christenawashburn8193
      @christenawashburn8193 4 года назад +5

      He did disclaim that he had been drinking 😂

  • @psycholuigii8616
    @psycholuigii8616 4 года назад +2

    It's a good day when Joe's posting

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 4 года назад +6

    6:27
    "Don't just go out there and start spitting in each other's asses"
    *I'M WEAK* 😂😂😂😂

  • @Zeinna
    @Zeinna 4 года назад +252

    “dolphin piss” yep sounds like an IPA

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big RUclipsr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid zeinna

    • @trentmunger1485
      @trentmunger1485 4 года назад

      Except....that beer's not an IPA.

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 4 года назад +1

      AxxL 🤦‍♂️

    • @Zeinna
      @Zeinna 4 года назад +1

      Trent Munger thank you Trent

    • @rezza2507
      @rezza2507 4 года назад +1

      execpt....... that's dick is not an IPA.

  • @TheNBAFreak
    @TheNBAFreak 4 года назад +87

    Only good thing to happen during this quarantine is Joe returning to this channel 🙏🏽 thanks for keeping me sane

  • @giisellegaalvan1996
    @giisellegaalvan1996 4 года назад +127

    5:56 i love how Joe interrupted himself just to say *Jerking off*
    😂😭 like, yeah... we know it's an essential, Dude

  • @samunsworth3375
    @samunsworth3375 4 года назад

    THIS IS WHAT I WANTED AND NEEDED FOR SO LONG BECAUSE EVERY OTHER RUclipsR IS NOT FUNNY.... leave me alone I miss joe and his humour

  • @caroltassin4049
    @caroltassin4049 4 года назад

    Everyone NEEDED this!!!!! Just in time, THANKS JOE!!!!!! You never let us down!

  • @KatieCat11
    @KatieCat11 4 года назад +46

    The nostalgia these are feeding me is what's going to get me through.

  • @tonliebra1
    @tonliebra1 4 года назад +50

    When it comes to the erasers you never fail to amaze me

  • @kaielkins6375
    @kaielkins6375 4 года назад +59

    how to survive the quarantine: *binge watch anything joe has put out*

  • @chantelleleone8944
    @chantelleleone8944 4 года назад +1

    Wish you would do more of these. I really miss these hilarious short ones and the Walmart ones etc.

  • @BagValley
    @BagValley 4 года назад

    It's good to have you back, Joe. Missed you.

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 4 года назад +99

    For people that are gonna wear gloves outside: do not touch anything on you with the gloves, and throw them away before you touch your mask or your person. They protect your hands, but germs stay on gloves and you can cross-contaminate just as easily as not wearing any gloves. Please, *please* don't be like the patients I see who touch their face and their mask and fucking everything within reach while wearing gloves. Take the gloves off, wash your hands, and then you are able to scratch your nose or adjust your mask or something.

    • @rayquazaregice900000
      @rayquazaregice900000 4 года назад +3

      I mean that's common sense but not everyone has that....also keep in mind you're still at risk even after you wash your hands. It doesn't matter if you wash them 10 times.

    • @TanvirHagane
      @TanvirHagane 4 года назад +1

      Thaanks, I was just about to jerk off as Joe instructed with my gloves on. Would've been a hell of a session.
      All jokes aside, fair point. Some people don't actually know something as simple as this lmao.

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 4 года назад

      @@rayquazaregice900000 you're at risk if you go outside period. Your shoes carry the virus if you step in someone's spit, your clothes carry it because they were exposed to contaminated air, but there's really only so much you can do before you're essentially stripping before stepping inside your house.
      Best thing to do is this: if you're wearing gloves, do not re-use them, they are single use only. Remove them when you're done using them/before touching yourself, wash your hands for 20 seconds, apply hand sanitizer, and then you're good to go.
      If you cannot do that every time, hand sanitizer alone is fine. But do not substitute soap and water for hand sanitizer entirely, it eventually can dry your skin up something fierce, causes bacterial resistance if overused, and can temporarily give you hand dermatitis (easily fixed with skin lotion/cream) from said dry skin.

    • @rayquazaregice900000
      @rayquazaregice900000 4 года назад

      @@shadowdroid776 Well we all live in a contaminated world, so either way we're going to get the virus.

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 4 года назад

      @@rayquazaregice900000 Sorry for some reason RUclips never tells me about comments, only recommended videos lol
      So, here's what I think: people can avoid getting sick by just practicing basic hygiene and only going out when absolutely necessary. Like, I'm seeing patients every day, I wear a mask at work, masks and gloves are single-use only, I wash and sanitize my hands between every patient, and I wear proper PPE when handling specimens. My family is all medical field too, and none of us are sick because we're doing what we've always done, practiced hygienic techniques. The people who will *absolutely* get sick, however, would be the people I see on a daily basis because, I really cannot stress this enough, humanity is, in general, really lazy. In the last week alone, I have seen the following:
      * people going to give us urine samples, not changing out gloves at all before or after they piss in a cup they're holding, and just walking out without washing their hands or anything.
      * people coming in very clearly sick asking to be tested, demanding they're not sick (we don't test regardless where I work) and putting everyone else at risk because "my doctor cured me 6 weeks ago with something, I swear!"
      * people refusing to wash their hands and will wash their gloves solely with purell, and getting mad at us when we ask them to throw their gloves away so we can supply them with new ones.
      * people refusing to touch anything in the office, and not allowing us to touch them even though they haven't showered or brushed their teeth, their clothes reek of not being washed, or are even wearing a mask.
      * people coming in without shoes because they think it's smarter to walk around in public barefoot because "the virus sticks on your shoes".
      * people refusing to flush the toilets because they don't want to touch the handle, even though they're wearing gloves, and they STILL don't throw away their dirty gloves after they've wiped themselves with said gloves on.
      This isn't a small population of people, this is at least 1/2 of the general public I see every day at work. Those people, the ones that prefer to live a life where they *think* they're being safe when in reality they're just being lazy and refuse to listen to anyone but themselves? Yeah, they're absolutely going to get sick. Not just that, but they're going to get people that are immuno-compromised sick too. The people that are genuinely taking this seriously and taking proper precautions? I think they'll be fine.

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 4 года назад +62

    When I clicked on this video, I was not expecting a lesson on duck genitalia, but here we are... And I’m not surprised 😂

  • @carkua6512
    @carkua6512 4 года назад +20

    When i see that whiteboard I always look forward to seeing what his eraser will be this time

  • @amygoodman8417
    @amygoodman8417 4 года назад

    Oh I just love you Joe. I do hope everything is fine with you and your family.

  • @mrkoy5047
    @mrkoy5047 4 года назад

    I'm so happy your back. I used to look forward for this after work

  • @shaylaliv2021
    @shaylaliv2021 4 года назад +27

    You finally posting more is what’s getting me through quarantine.

  • @mikeynichols4121
    @mikeynichols4121 4 года назад +35

    Joe I’m so happy you back💚

  • @rickyoder9604
    @rickyoder9604 4 года назад

    I've always loved your videos. And seeing that so many other people like them just as much as I do, it's nice to see that you're promoting precautionary measures to the asshats that may be watching and think this isn't a big deal.

  • @ALEXANDERz99
    @ALEXANDERz99 4 года назад

    I missed your videos sooo much!!! Thank you for coming back!! Pleaseee start a new Craigslist video!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @peytonrobinson37
    @peytonrobinson37 4 года назад +25

    OMG THANK THE LORD THESE ARE BACK!! BEST PART OF THE CHANNEL!!!!!!!!

  • @AdventureKody
    @AdventureKody 4 года назад +78

    Wasn’t ready for bath matt Joe 😂. That came outta nowhere

  • @HueYang.1
    @HueYang.1 4 года назад +30

    Damnit... you got me there. Searched “Animal Shit” on Netflix thinking it was an actual show smh

  • @91snugglepuff
    @91snugglepuff 4 года назад

    So glad this Joe is back! We needed it!

  • @matthewaltman6753
    @matthewaltman6753 4 года назад +5

    It’s like we’re playing a zone defense when we go to the store, swear to god

  • @Sarah_Christensen
    @Sarah_Christensen 4 года назад +26

    This video made me realize how much I missed Joe’s random erasers more than I thought I did

  • @AAAMANDA
    @AAAMANDA 4 года назад +74

    STFAFE needs to be on a t-shirt.
    😂

  • @agathixyda9590
    @agathixyda9590 4 года назад +42

    The only good thing about quarantine is we get more JOE...drunk Joe..in this case

  • @laceyminogue9650
    @laceyminogue9650 4 года назад

    Love how you just seem to know when we need a video from good ol’ joe!!!
    Love it.

  • @bballerbrandon1
    @bballerbrandon1 4 года назад

    Missed these videos. So happy you made a new one! Thanks for teaching us what to do during this quarantine. Keep bringing back these vids and make new ones!

  • @debbiharter6957
    @debbiharter6957 4 года назад +61

    “Does 90% of the population have crohns?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 4 года назад

      yes, apparently we just didn't know... lol

  • @Katielyn78
    @Katielyn78 4 года назад +15

    I love the fact that he is still using random ass things to wipe the marker off😂

  • @aarchyss
    @aarchyss 4 года назад +18

    Aside from all the jokes I hope Joe and all his friends are doing good with the situation in New York.
    Love ya Joe ❤️

  • @evalenti
    @evalenti 4 года назад

    truly so glad you're making videos again

  • @amandasites1734
    @amandasites1734 4 года назад

    I think I speak for all of us when I say, thank you for bringing the white board back!! Also you have very nice man handwriting. Everyone stay safe!!!

  • @DisneyDancer1990
    @DisneyDancer1990 4 года назад +76

    Fun fact about duck vaginas: apparently there are "dead ends" within the twisted insanity to fool the male ducks. I, too, know far too much about duck genitalia thanks to some old work friends.
    EDIT: On the gloves point, make sure you're disposing of them and getting new ones everytime you touch something. Otherwise, they're as useless as not wearing them at all.

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 4 года назад +4

      i thought they're reversed cork screw type cuz somehow nature made it so that the male ducks won't rape all of em.. so as far i know, when i last read, its that they've got reverse type of vaginas to be able to only let the male that they want to fuck with em... jussayn, correct me if im wrong.

    • @DisneyDancer1990
      @DisneyDancer1990 4 года назад

      @@Kittyxoxo I think you're right!! Nature is crazy!!!

  • @kornbo4476
    @kornbo4476 4 года назад +76

    Why do you have a bath mat of YOU IN A BATHTUB, but u can’t get an eraser.

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 года назад +1

      Kornbo it’s not his fault that nobody has gifted him an eraser

    • @merissaarreola
      @merissaarreola 4 года назад

      I once watched him use an old salad, this is one of his more useful erasers.

    • @dead.social.battery
      @dead.social.battery 4 года назад +1

      @@merissaarreola legit tho🤣😆

    • @thrashbandicoot.11
      @thrashbandicoot.11 4 года назад

      I'd totally buy one though.

    • @kornbo4476
      @kornbo4476 4 года назад

      Thrash Bandicoot I’d buy one too, I want that merch

  • @viviandarkbloom545
    @viviandarkbloom545 4 года назад +10

    Love watching joe go in tangents about wildlife’s genitalia

  • @ayaeljaouhari2182
    @ayaeljaouhari2182 4 года назад +1

    You know it’s the end of the world when joe uploads regularly

  • @toricraig7552
    @toricraig7552 4 года назад

    Joe!!!! I misses you and your humour so so much! Please keep making videos ive really enjoyed your content for years and I missed it!!

  • @Chanthavy
    @Chanthavy 4 года назад +44

    I used to watch him when he had 20k and I haven’t seen his videos in SOOOOO long and to see him at 2 mil holy guacamole!! I’m so happy for him!
    Edit: dang I didn’t think I’ll get any likes at all but hell yeah #TeamSantagato! Also I have a channel if y’all wanna check it out 👉👈🥺

    • @JBradleyRN
      @JBradleyRN 4 года назад

      Same!

    • @logan5429
      @logan5429 4 года назад +3

      Go listen to the podcast. Basement yard. Best podcast ever

    • @natasha_v
      @natasha_v 4 года назад +2

      Def listen to the Basement Yard and Other People’s Lives podcast that he has! Dude is a legend

  • @eaters101
    @eaters101 4 года назад +20

    swear to god when i saw that beer at the beginning i immediately started laughing knowing this gon be a good one

  • @kaliahlinear132
    @kaliahlinear132 4 года назад +26

    I felt so dumb thinking Animal Shit was like a real show or something😂

  • @DocPortland
    @DocPortland 4 года назад +1

    This should be on every news channel...

  • @livbensberg9218
    @livbensberg9218 3 года назад

    Joe I've been rewatching all of your podcasts and videos today. I'm sick in bed and have the best medince of laughter thanks to you. Love you and your friends. :)