The guy who screwed his professors daughter followed up with an update that the teacher message him about how they would be having a meeting with the school board. Upon arriving the daughter was there, turns out it was his wife NOT is his daughter. His test was then graded by a different ancient lit. professor and his class was switched over to that professor.
It’s disgusting but that guy should have more shame than he does and like go do that in the bathroom bc that is WILD to do during a first sexual experience with someone 😭
From online searches, I can’t believe the taste alone didn’t disgust him. There was also some weird hippie guy I saw awhile back on RUclips or something who did a lot of fitness stuff that regularly drank his own in smoothies.
That story about boinking the professor's daughter, I'm 85% sure that's the story with an update where the girl actually ended up being his wife and I'm SO disappointed that joe didn't get to see that 🤣🤣
It sucks that the craziest part of the story at 5:55 got cut out, the guy updated later and it turned out it actually wasn’t the professor’s daughter it was his WIFE
That last one... You know he was trying to justify it by explaining that it was very enthusiastic but he doesn't remember what happened throughout the night. So you're telling us you're drunk enough to not remember what happened but you were sober enough to know that she was enthusiastic and she enjoyed it?
Heard about this one guy who stayed up all night with his gf on the phone only to realize in the morning that he pissed all over it to the point where it no longer worked. Oh wait, that was Frankie.
So the wife is not this guy's daughter. Anyway, I'd say that's worse, because I think that most people would be more upset to find out their spouse was banging someone than if their daughter was
Every time Joe records this style video, he's always slightly out of focus. It sends me every time lmao. I just realized today the camera is focused on his hands lolol
Oooo that college one isn’t even the full story and good lord I was hoping Joe would have read it. It wasn’t the professors daughter. It was his wife 😂
When I was 10, maybe 11, my Aunt came to stay with us for a bit. My parents gave her my room and I had to share with my brother. Apparently I started sleepwalking and went in to my Aunt’s room and hopped into bed with her. She asked what I needed, and I mutely stared at her for a minute, then got out of the bed and went back to mine. I don’t remember anything, just what she told me the next morning. Different circumstances, but it can happen….
Soo about that story with the 2 college kids h**king up, TURNS OUT HE WASNT HER DAD, HE WAS HER HUSBAND!!! You need to read the updates to these stories Joe, they’re always so crazy 😂😂
If you're gonna read reddit stories, read the damn updates too. The professors "daughter" one was that was her husband not her dad and it was a whole big thing.
On the topic of butt stuff- in August I had a bit of a freak accident. I cut my ass from cheek to hole after falling in the garage. I thought I just needed a few stitches (shock is wild). Nope. Ended up needing surgery and a drain placed. I don’t know how many incredibly attractive doctors ended up seeing my literal hole, but it was more than 8. One of them mentioned how he had never seen someone injure themselves there, and without thinking I said something to the effect of “I just popped your cherry?” So I can never go back to that hospital.
17:06 "Yeah, I've been blackout drunk and I fall asleep with my jeans and my shoes on. I don't walk into my neighbor's house and fuck the dog." *DEAD* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a sleepover in middle school, there was 5 or 6 girls all asleep on the floor. I don't sleep much and when i do im a light sleeper. Well i hear weird sounds in the middle of the night wake up to see this girl walking around stumbling into things ... But here the kicker.... EVERYTHING she bumped into she started Humping it. (Tv, wall, door, random fake tree plants, everything!) 😮 I was in shock lol. I asked her about it years later and she said it was a "mental illness" that is rare and happens to some sleep walkers. Thank God my kid only eats cheese when he sleep walks😂😂
I’m almost positive Joe’s heard the expression “sure as shit”. I think it’s a pretty common expression in most of the US. It’s just ironic that OP chose that phrase for telling a story about a mishap of butt play. 😆 Edit: Seems it’s a common phrase pretty much everywhere.
I had a drunk night with my first cousin too, very different situation though. There was absolutely no sexual interaction but…. I woke up, opened my fridge to find that my cousin shit in it.
No way. She continued with this guy after he drank it? No. That's on her. THAT would also make me Jason Bourne. Like witness protection. Never going near him again.
@16:49 I forget what it is called, but there is such a medical thing as "sleeping sex" where you essentially have literally no idea what you're doing but end up having sex with literally anybody else.
@@Bleeglesplotch You're literally just an idiot, but no harm done there! It's literally called sexsomnia... people can be in a trance or asleep, much like sleep walking, and do sexually-related things. It happens. Rare? Yeah. Odd? Maybe. Was it this particular case? Doubtful... but seriously, it does exist.
@@Bleeglesplotch it’s a real thing. A study was conducted in 2002 about sleep sex and it’s a type of parasomnia, like sleep walking. But they found that people that deal with sleep sex tend to never remember what happened. Soooo although it’s a real thing, I don’t think it really applies in this situation bc he said that he can remember walking to the room and getting head from his cousin and enjoying it. But I will say, if it was “sleep sex” then he needs to go get help bc he’s either abusing drugs/alcohol or has a neurological disorder that needs to be addressed.
@@SleepyMoon98 look, I get that you need there to be an excuse for when you cheat on your husband or whatever. But I'm not that guy alright... I'm not going to believe this because I've had alcohol poisoning and lived... literally had SO much alcohol I would've died... and I remember every single second of it. So I don't want to hear people's lame excuses for their trash behavior... period.
It just always astounds me that some ppl will try to invalidate or diminish someone else’s experience(s) simply bc they’ve never experienced it, or their experience was completely different. And I’m in no way trying to say the whole “sex sleep” thing is real or not…I just think it’s wild to come to the conclusion that it’s impossible simply bc I’ve never experienced it.
My bike tire went flat, mid date, and I spent the second half of the date attempting a repair. As I was patching it, I tried making small talk by asking "so have you had any negative experiences on this dating app yet?" and he just stared at me. We shoved my bike into his tiny hatchback car and he kindly gave me a ride home, no second date😅 my date insited on paying for lunch so I ordered an expensive charcuterie board, intending on sharing with him and he told me he hated cheese, I ended up eating a board of cheese by myself 😅
The guy who screwed his professors daughter followed up with an update that the teacher message him about how they would be having a meeting with the school board. Upon arriving the daughter was there, turns out it was his wife NOT is his daughter. His test was then graded by a different ancient lit. professor and his class was switched over to that professor.
omg
What a wild ride lmfao.
HOLYYYYYY...... 😮 shit. 😂😂 i was going to edit myself but I'm shook.😂
whoaaaaa the tea on that lmao
There's been a couple Reddit stories he's read that he missed out on wild updates. Greg and Joe - always check for updates!!! 😂
"I've been black out drunk and I fall alspeep with my jeans and my shoes on, I don't walk into my neighbor's house and fuck the dog" I'm crying 😂
OMG Joe needs a full two-hour comedy special
😂😂😂
"that is a WILD thing to do on sex-one" 😭
Almost threw up on that one LOL
Yeah… that was a rough one 😂I’m dead
It’s disgusting but that guy should have more shame than he does and like go do that in the bathroom bc that is WILD to do during a first sexual experience with someone 😭
Based on the kilojoules comment it sounds like something an alpha bro would say so the guy is probably proud of it.
Calls us nerds then continues to add how he woulda used different spells during Harry Potter roleplay
i’m a massive potterhead so this part was so funny to me 😭
Six paramedics? Unnecessary, but I understand why they would tag along.
The amount of green flags Joe is throwing me in this video could help me land a jet.
That’s cuz Joe is just a walking green flag!
Joe is literally a walking pile of green flags lol we love him 😂🫶🏻
as a woman, 2 coke cans stacked on top of each other sounds like a nightmare.
Speak for yourself lol
Yeah, eff that!
@@martikalyle6729 good for you 😭
@@martikalyle6729 Jesus, we have Mrs. Loose, Gaping Black hole over here 💀💀💀🤣
@@kchellecherielmaooo frrr😭😭 I could NOT💀
The guy who slurped his own stuff like a gogurt is WILD 😂
Frankie would have dry heaved so hard!
If by wild u mean fkn gross, then I agree
he's also not getting kilojoules of energy from that, its not a battery
From online searches, I can’t believe the taste alone didn’t disgust him.
There was also some weird hippie guy I saw awhile back on RUclips or something who did a lot of fitness stuff that regularly drank his own in smoothies.
Made me stop eating my quesadilla bruh
Not you calling me a nerd in the first 10 seconds 💀
Same lol
Guess I'll just go screw myself Joe, thanks lmao
😂😂😂😂
Same here as well virgin 4 life
😂😂😂 facts
Right off the bat Greg- "what if You're gay?!"
That story about boinking the professor's daughter, I'm 85% sure that's the story with an update where the girl actually ended up being his wife and I'm SO disappointed that joe didn't get to see that 🤣🤣
Yes and they had meeting and a different professor gave him the test and he was moved to that professor’s class.
You call me a nerd for my relationship history then come out knowing Alohomora off the top of your head?
nnnnnNNERDDDDD
he’s a millennial, cut the poor boy some slack
16:53 😂😂😂😂😂 EVERYONE. IN. THIS. STORY. NEEDS. THERAPY. 😂😂😂 YES!!!
The condom one literally made me ill, I threw my sandwich away.
Me too I was very close to throwing up, I had to skip through it
Probably should have put it in the fridge, but otherwise I totally get it.
I was drinking a vanilla-oreo milkshake. Ditto. Could not anymore just... ew.
Yeah I learned the hard way don't eat when watching this.
i almost threw up my lunch too. oof
This video should be called “The Wildest Dating Stories Ever” at this point. “Worst” isn’t even the right word to describe any of these stories.
Greg wasting no time calling him out 😂❤
It sucks that the craziest part of the story at 5:55 got cut out, the guy updated later and it turned out it actually wasn’t the professor’s daughter it was his WIFE
Where was this confirmed ?!!
Greg laughing in the background makes this 10x funnier 😂
That last one... You know he was trying to justify it by explaining that it was very enthusiastic but he doesn't remember what happened throughout the night. So you're telling us you're drunk enough to not remember what happened but you were sober enough to know that she was enthusiastic and she enjoyed it?
Heard about this one guy who stayed up all night with his gf on the phone only to realize in the morning that he pissed all over it to the point where it no longer worked. Oh wait, that was Frankie.
☠️☠️☠️ at least he didn’t then tell his dad it was actually cum on the phone! that would have made it even worse
Oh yeah and then he told his dad he came on the phone so much that he broke it
😂🤣
I don’t even think that was Frankie it was Joe
Bro I was just thinkin, it’s crazy I been watchin Joe for a friggin decade!! A decade bro!! Back when he was makin videos is mom’s basement! Love it!
The one about the professors daughter ends with the girl actually being the professors wife if it’s the story I remember lol
Her own father?
It is lol
@robblequoffle8456 nah just the wife, the person just thought she was the professors daughter because of the age gap
Oh nah!! My dude failed that class lol
So the wife is not this guy's daughter. Anyway, I'd say that's worse, because I think that most people would be more upset to find out their spouse was banging someone than if their daughter was
Every time Joe records this style video, he's always slightly out of focus. It sends me every time lmao.
I just realized today the camera is focused on his hands lolol
Probably because he talks with his hands
I never noticed this!!
We need more videos of this series please
Gold jewelry Joe is in the building 😂
I’m obsessed with this man 😮💨 his laughter makes my heart happy
Oooo that college one isn’t even the full story and good lord I was hoping Joe would have read it. It wasn’t the professors daughter. It was his wife 😂
Yeah, that boy would be lucky to even make it to finals
Hearing the condom one AS im eating yogurt 🤢 a warning wouldve been nice like "DO NOT EAT AND WATCH THIS VIDEO" lmao 😂
As if anyone would've listened
When I was 10, maybe 11, my Aunt came to stay with us for a bit. My parents gave her my room and I had to share with my brother. Apparently I started sleepwalking and went in to my Aunt’s room and hopped into bed with her. She asked what I needed, and I mutely stared at her for a minute, then got out of the bed and went back to mine. I don’t remember anything, just what she told me the next morning.
Different circumstances, but it can happen….
Ngl ngl him calling me a nerd 10 seconds in is gold
The story about the buttplug had me rotfl, Maybe next time they should attach a wii-mote wrist strap to it lmfao
I can't believe he missed the update of it being the professors wife! I was so ready to hear his reaction
'WHAT IF YOU'RE GAY!?" Thanks for that. Not all of us are straight. Lol! 😂
Hearing Greg laughing in the back always makes me laugh 🤣
This might be your best commentary yet! 😂 I’m fucking dying especially with that last one. Also Greg in the background cracking up is great.
I wish there was a part two so you could find out what happened to these people 😂
The last story is like the worst form of intrusive thought
I’m so happy for this upload!!! Joe + Reddit never fails lol 😂❤
I want to hear Joe calling me “a f**king nerd” on loop.
Rewatched the “buckle up” like 10x 😂😅
The update to the professor story revealed she was actually his wife, not his daughter.
Oh god 😰
Was she pretending to be her own kid??
@@bkminchilog1 No, I think the OP just assumed because of the age difference.
11:24 IM IN LITERAL TEARS 🖐🏻😭HIS “wHaaT??” Is SO genuine. I can’t stop cackling throughout this video. People are CRAZY💀😭
Oh my god this entire episode 🤣☠️also greg laughing in the background of these videos is pure joy it kills me every time.
Soo about that story with the 2 college kids h**king up, TURNS OUT HE WASNT HER DAD, HE WAS HER HUSBAND!!!
You need to read the updates to these stories Joe, they’re always so crazy 😂😂
Theres an update to that college hookup story at 6:50, I believe that was his wife after an update, he assumed it was the professors daughter.
Came here to say this lol yes it was his wife
@@brazilianfox8560 but the real question is...did he fail?
If you're gonna read reddit stories, read the damn updates too. The professors "daughter" one was that was her husband not her dad and it was a whole big thing.
13:57 I had the SAME thought LMAO. You really do KNOW. They went "Ayo I gotta see this--" and left a few people for a real emergency.
Joe being a Harry Potter nerd, knowing those spells 😜❤
Joe,I used to watch your videos like 10 years ago and I just found your videos again recently and you’re still hilarious 😂
“Rats tail” haha the mental image
It caught me so off guard I couldn’t stop laughing
If I sent my mom a video like that I would literally fake my death and never return to my family ever again
I need more Joe. Spill all the scalding tea bro
Joe is the funniest RUclipsr always has me laughing
Do more of these😂😂
Joe looks so beefy lately, lookin good joe!
Greg’s laugh is the best ! Lmao everything I hear him makes me laugh even more lol 😂
This video at minute 11:00 earns the Top 1 in ways on ruining your lunch break 😂😂😂😂
I love these types of videos.
On the topic of butt stuff- in August I had a bit of a freak accident. I cut my ass from cheek to hole after falling in the garage. I thought I just needed a few stitches (shock is wild). Nope. Ended up needing surgery and a drain placed. I don’t know how many incredibly attractive doctors ended up seeing my literal hole, but it was more than 8. One of them mentioned how he had never seen someone injure themselves there, and without thinking I said something to the effect of “I just popped your cherry?”
So I can never go back to that hospital.
Christ these were horrendous and this video was hilarious 😂
I’m dying over every one of these 💀💀💀💀
Fun fact: The post about sleeping with the professor's daughter got an update. Turns out it was actually the professor's wife.
holy shit NOOO
Lmao can I please share my screenshots from my horror with dating apps.. lolll
6:15 raw dogging is wild
Damn I should have sent in mine. I got Tindler swindlered 🤣
I thought he painting on the back was an Abstract painting of Goofy 😂
Joe is such a ravenclaw. He's too funny and nice to be a slytherin
3:17 no I didn’t just stack to Pepsis together 😂
That intro was a personal attack
definitely need more of these 😂😭
17:06
"Yeah, I've been blackout drunk and I fall asleep with my jeans and my shoes on. I don't walk into my neighbor's house and fuck the dog."
*DEAD* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a sleepover in middle school, there was 5 or 6 girls all asleep on the floor. I don't sleep much and when i do im a light sleeper. Well i hear weird sounds in the middle of the night wake up to see this girl walking around stumbling into things ... But here the kicker.... EVERYTHING she bumped into she started Humping it. (Tv, wall, door, random fake tree plants, everything!) 😮 I was in shock lol. I asked her about it years later and she said it was a "mental illness" that is rare and happens to some sleep walkers.
Thank God my kid only eats cheese when he sleep walks😂😂
The butt plug story had me in TEARS omg 💀
3:13 I’m going to say she was secretly dating Jonah Falcon. If you’re an OG fan, you’ll know what I’m referring to. 😂
Damn straight
I’m from Texas and “sure as shit” is a common expression here. At least in my part of west Texas.
Not unheard of in New Zealand either
I’m almost positive Joe’s heard the expression “sure as shit”. I think it’s a pretty common expression in most of the US. It’s just ironic that OP chose that phrase for telling a story about a mishap of butt play. 😆
Edit: Seems it’s a common phrase pretty much everywhere.
greg's "WHATS IF THEYRE GAY??" has me dying
greg is not letting joe get cancelled 🤣🤣
“A rats tail- a raccoon tail” had me pissing. A RAT TAIL BPLUG!!!? Get away from me
Precious substances from my body had me crying 😂🤣
this video feels like a fever dream 😭
10:41 😮 I just cannot even! 🤮 ⚰️⚰️⚰️
I had a drunk night with my first cousin too, very different situation though. There was absolutely no sexual interaction but…. I woke up, opened my fridge to find that my cousin shit in it.
No way. She continued with this guy after he drank it? No. That's on her. THAT would also make me Jason Bourne. Like witness protection. Never going near him again.
the “oh fucking no” at 15:31 took me all the way out!😂😂😂
@16:49 I forget what it is called, but there is such a medical thing as "sleeping sex" where you essentially have literally no idea what you're doing but end up having sex with literally anybody else.
That is impossible, it's literally just a lie. So tired of people claiming "black out drunk" or whatever that bs is for their lack of self control.
@@Bleeglesplotch You're literally just an idiot, but no harm done there! It's literally called sexsomnia... people can be in a trance or asleep, much like sleep walking, and do sexually-related things. It happens. Rare? Yeah. Odd? Maybe. Was it this particular case? Doubtful... but seriously, it does exist.
@@Bleeglesplotch it’s a real thing. A study was conducted in 2002 about sleep sex and it’s a type of parasomnia, like sleep walking.
But they found that people that deal with sleep sex tend to never remember what happened.
Soooo although it’s a real thing, I don’t think it really applies in this situation bc he said that he can remember walking to the room and getting head from his cousin and enjoying it.
But I will say, if it was “sleep sex” then he needs to go get help bc he’s either abusing drugs/alcohol or has a neurological disorder that needs to be addressed.
@@SleepyMoon98 look, I get that you need there to be an excuse for when you cheat on your husband or whatever. But I'm not that guy alright... I'm not going to believe this because I've had alcohol poisoning and lived... literally had SO much alcohol I would've died... and I remember every single second of it. So I don't want to hear people's lame excuses for their trash behavior... period.
It just always astounds me that some ppl will try to invalidate or diminish someone else’s experience(s) simply bc they’ve never experienced it, or their experience was completely different.
And I’m in no way trying to say the whole “sex sleep” thing is real or not…I just think it’s wild to come to the conclusion that it’s impossible simply bc I’ve never experienced it.
The way I gasped at the Snapchat mum one
“Who are you, Ironman??” 😂😂
The way Joe stresses out about these stories is funny asl cause who tf isn’t Lmfaoo
My bike tire went flat, mid date, and I spent the second half of the date attempting a repair. As I was patching it, I tried making small talk by asking "so have you had any negative experiences on this dating app yet?" and he just stared at me. We shoved my bike into his tiny hatchback car and he kindly gave me a ride home, no second date😅 my date insited on paying for lunch so I ordered an expensive charcuterie board, intending on sharing with him and he told me he hated cheese, I ended up eating a board of cheese by myself 😅
He'll respond to his summons when he refuses to pay support for his kid.
“Can you imagine-…?” “No.” 💀
WHAT IF YOU ARE GAY ??? lololol
"EVERYONE. IN. THIS. STORY. NEEDS. THERAPY."😂😂😂
"You're fu*ked like his daughter." 😭😭
Ten years later, still my favourite youtuber 😂
I never get tired of these videos ❤❤❤😊😊❤❤😊😊
PLEASE do part 2 & 3 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I love this so much
4:39 I don’t care if it’s a screwdriver or a nail gun as long as the job is getting done
The butt plug one has me crying 😂😂😂😭