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  • @newellharry176
    @newellharry176 4 года назад +2292

    These baboons have too much time on their hands. They need jobs. Bring in a youth counsellor, perhaps a career advisor.

    • @davidmarino9223
      @davidmarino9223 4 года назад +51

      Facts

    • @lukinog9934
      @lukinog9934 4 года назад +19

      B OWEN Good one, turning a joke into something racist.

    • @dirtyjoe3794
      @dirtyjoe3794 4 года назад +38

      Let them run the DMV

    • @timothy8646
      @timothy8646 4 года назад

      @Violets divine spiritual shop LLC Divine very dumb

    • @michael.5360
      @michael.5360 4 года назад +47

      That statement isn't far from the truth . The Ancient Egyptians trained and employed them to pick fruit.

  • @chezafelix1782
    @chezafelix1782 4 года назад +754

    This is by far the funniest animal documentary I've ever watched

    • @will_portilloe
      @will_portilloe 4 года назад +44

      It’s actually pathetic that we are complaining about monkeys. LOL of course they don’t respect us. There are no dire consequences for trespassing. That’s like telling a child you’re going to discipline them and never do. They’ll eventually realize you’re a bluff.

    • @jeremiahwilliams8623
      @jeremiahwilliams8623 4 года назад +12

      “Designated baboon monitor”

    • @Eva-kd7wi
      @Eva-kd7wi 4 года назад +21

      Between a baboon and my child my choice is done! RIP baboon or stay in the jungle!!

    • @glennsmith8949
      @glennsmith8949 4 года назад +10

      Only because there NOT in house,
      Your car, trashing your property !!!!!

    • @joshuaehman4027
      @joshuaehman4027 4 года назад +8

      I would kill them. I think you people let these things walk all over you

  • @I_Am_McZee
    @I_Am_McZee 4 года назад +1319

    "They don't respect us" - come on, you want respect? From a baboon ? 😂😂
    Have you tried talking to them?

    • @krishnakr9544
      @krishnakr9544 4 года назад +55

      They report back directly to the FBI..

    • @romariobeckford4721
      @romariobeckford4721 4 года назад +13

      🤣🤣😭😭

    • @wilburmcbride8096
      @wilburmcbride8096 4 года назад +92

      I bet you a lion gets respected by these Baboons.

    • @gstevens866
      @gstevens866 4 года назад +7

      Rotfl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @srpdesigns
      @srpdesigns 4 года назад +4

      McZee Thanks for the laugh My Friend

  • @kerry3355
    @kerry3355 2 года назад +63

    Who leaves the car door unlocked next to a gang of baboons 😅

    • @billybatts9491
      @billybatts9491 Год назад +9

      Windows up, doors locked, face forward. Oh wait, thats philadelphia!

    • @isuriadireja91
      @isuriadireja91 10 месяцев назад

      ikr.... what a bunch of idiots. 🤣🤣

    • @cuteduckdontlie4636
      @cuteduckdontlie4636 8 месяцев назад +1

      or any type of door open in ZA 😂 there is many other dangerous species starting from the humans

    • @mariestreeting4213
      @mariestreeting4213 3 месяца назад +2

      @@billybatts9491😆😆😆

  • @marinevet4131
    @marinevet4131 5 лет назад +1775

    It’s hard not to chuckle a bit. They have a baboon police force lol.

    • @C-j-m-218
      @C-j-m-218 5 лет назад +24

      Akon Locked up

    • @bn880
      @bn880 5 лет назад +27

      Maybe they should hire Ace Ventura

    • @billyhill45
      @billyhill45 5 лет назад +10

      Marine Vet consider the geography and politics.they make the best out of what they have.aint nothing funny bout protecting your kids last food. ppl on hear probably justl went to a typical us sucky school sys. though stupid can be self taught.

    • @fredthompson4568
      @fredthompson4568 5 лет назад +1

      Ohhh they will Kill your ass with an aggressive move..never do.

    • @krepkygrimes5002
      @krepkygrimes5002 4 года назад +3

      Marine Vet
      Stupid is as stupid does.

  • @krikorfenerjian8276
    @krikorfenerjian8276 2 года назад +89

    Can you imagine a baboon stealing your car. Gathering his friends and joy riding.

    • @tonyaclassroom9764
      @tonyaclassroom9764 2 года назад +2

      That would be so funny 😂

    • @PeanutGallery89
      @PeanutGallery89 2 года назад +2

      @@tonyaclassroom9764 Not if its you

    • @rcs3030
      @rcs3030 2 года назад +13

      Detroit

    • @fkUtoo
      @fkUtoo 2 года назад

      LOLOOLOL 😂 😂

    • @lynettep7015
      @lynettep7015 2 года назад +1

      I was actually mad about these gangsters takeovers until I read your comment. FUNNY😂

  • @savannahm1647
    @savannahm1647 5 лет назад +782

    They hella smart and know their protected by the law.

    • @GarrettRC5thscaler
      @GarrettRC5thscaler 5 лет назад +8

      Nice thumbnail

    • @savannahm1647
      @savannahm1647 5 лет назад +6

      @@GarrettRC5thscaler Thanks

    • @youtubecommentpolice2043
      @youtubecommentpolice2043 5 лет назад +40

      They know the laws? Smart animal huh

    • @monkeyhater721
      @monkeyhater721 5 лет назад +30

      "hella" smart? calm down with that shit. maybe smarter than you if you think they "know they are protected by law"...lmao what a stupid comment.

    • @Uh_0h_zilla
      @Uh_0h_zilla 5 лет назад +4

      jas king was this supposed to be racist?

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633
    @skyfalldeadpool1633 2 года назад +14

    "911 hello!I am getting robbed send help!" " can you describe the robber?" " Well it is a baboon sir"

  • @RICO_SUAVE_86_
    @RICO_SUAVE_86_ 5 лет назад +326

    He said “they’re like gangsters” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @baa8104
    @baa8104 3 года назад +524

    Guy said “they don’t respect us…” 😂😂 in the jungle you gotta earn your respect fam 😹

    • @MysticYusha
      @MysticYusha 3 года назад +15

      With kalasjnikovs they will give you respect

    • @unknownindividual6323
      @unknownindividual6323 3 года назад +7

      @@MysticYusha Kalashnikovs

    • @Silverado-nw2lj
      @Silverado-nw2lj 3 года назад +3

      @@MysticYusha kalashnikov is the name of the designer not the gun

    • @elenanoumilelini3930
      @elenanoumilelini3930 3 года назад +2

      💯

    • @unknownindividual6323
      @unknownindividual6323 3 года назад +10

      @@Silverado-nw2lj Actually some people do call it Kalashnikov or Kalashnikov rifle, there is even a Russian slang for it, Kalash.

  • @thepsalms2806
    @thepsalms2806 4 года назад +654

    Imagine being mugged by an animal

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад +5

      Ouch

    • @c48trey47
      @c48trey47 4 года назад +11

      That would be very insulting

    • @ViaMirage
      @ViaMirage 4 года назад +2

      Thankfully, I don’t want to nor do I have to.

    • @wilburmcbride8096
      @wilburmcbride8096 4 года назад +2

      @Chicken Little I thought raccoons are gentil, harmless creatures. This is what the animal right's people tell you.

    • @shoulders-of-giants
      @shoulders-of-giants 4 года назад

      and we are gods or what

  • @solgato5186
    @solgato5186 2 года назад +14

    humans feel so effing entitled to plant their butts anywhere even if it destroys the world

    • @bonezbaaaby
      @bonezbaaaby 2 месяца назад +1

      We are the apex predator not the other way around; However it has gone over the top where there's 😊not enough food for animals now

    • @refuoecarolina7898
      @refuoecarolina7898 26 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BohemianGroov
    @BohemianGroov 5 лет назад +438

    This is my favorite gangland episode

    • @faithinhumanity7735
      @faithinhumanity7735 4 года назад +3

      People like you make it hard for whites and blacks to actually get along

    • @ro533
      @ro533 4 года назад +2

      🐖🐷

    • @Mr._Moderate
      @Mr._Moderate 4 года назад +2

      @ Anglo-Saxon - relating to or denoting the Germanic inhabitants of England from their arrival in the 5th century up to the Norman Conquest.

    •  4 года назад

      ​@@Mr._Moderate Yeah... are you really trying to teach me history now? What do you take me for an ignorant clown like you? I take the liberty to study the history of the world not just my own part of the world or nation unlike simpletons as yourself.

    • @Mr._Moderate
      @Mr._Moderate 4 года назад +2

      @ can dish it out but cannot take it 🤦‍♂️I'm helping you by fixing your erroneous comment 👍

  • @giovannilemaster1027
    @giovannilemaster1027 4 года назад +161

    He took his Johnny Cash album..lol

    • @19gregske55
      @19gregske55 4 года назад

      I missed that, could you give the minutes and seconds where that occurs?

    • @domenicozauber206
      @domenicozauber206 4 года назад +6

      @@19gregske55 3:33

    • @robertmendez4990
      @robertmendez4990 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @briansegura7219
      @briansegura7219 4 года назад +7

      Baboon: Can't wait til the whole clan hear this

    • @ddl4374
      @ddl4374 4 года назад +1

      OMG OMG OMG LOOOOOLOLOL

  • @alexandriacolbert5007
    @alexandriacolbert5007 5 лет назад +342

    They are very intelligent. I respect their hustle.

    • @theboatman360
      @theboatman360 5 лет назад +10

      You would!

    • @sheadavis9006
      @sheadavis9006 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fedism
      @fedism 2 года назад +2

      Dumb comment. They arent intelligent enough if lethal self defense was ok there.

    • @MeetTheSmythes
      @MeetTheSmythes 2 года назад +2

      They are vermin. Like rodents. When they are hungry they like to prowl and patrol urban areas looking for food.

    • @visiblehiggs130
      @visiblehiggs130 2 года назад +17

      Till a guy comes out with an ak after a baboon killed one of his children.

  • @MK-nz5pe
    @MK-nz5pe 2 года назад +125

    “I can’t just let a bunch of monkeys run around all over me”😂

    • @vivien2088
      @vivien2088 2 года назад +3

      Boer English is entertaining..

    • @hom0s4cer
      @hom0s4cer Год назад

      Then just lock you fucking doors mate.

    • @billybatts9491
      @billybatts9491 Год назад +6

      Sounds like hes in chicago!

    • @CD-bh1ce
      @CD-bh1ce Год назад

      You have a monkey running your country.

    • @guillermogouldburn763
      @guillermogouldburn763 9 месяцев назад

      @@billybatts9491What he said is what the Africans said when they saw him and his troops coming to take their land.

  • @LP-ey7zj
    @LP-ey7zj 3 года назад +133

    "They don't seem to Respect us." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinstafford4943
    @justinstafford4943 2 года назад +141

    I love teen with the paintball gun. He has found a purpose in life.

    • @aaahhhchew8028
      @aaahhhchew8028 2 года назад +1

      Not really. He should have a .22 and be shooting them. duh.

    • @Katlady001
      @Katlady001 2 года назад +9

      🤣🤣

    • @davepangolin4996
      @davepangolin4996 2 года назад +13

      judging by his dads amount of braincells it will be the height of life achievment

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 2 года назад +5

      Dude is tweaked 😆

    • @RBDarr
      @RBDarr 2 года назад +1

      He's cool!!

  • @collentshepo5008
    @collentshepo5008 4 года назад +553

    You build houses in their territory... You will always have the same problem.

    • @Mad-wv6ol
      @Mad-wv6ol 4 года назад +10

      This guy as a never to call them gangsters

    • @nephneph7299
      @nephneph7299 4 года назад +10

      @Broderick Winfield And the land will not be yours anymore,soon,very soon

    • @IWantToBelieve1
      @IWantToBelieve1 4 года назад +1

      Until humans kill them off

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 4 года назад +12

      Lol please. They're just disrespectful greedy thieves! I know a place where they have all of their territory but there a road that passes through it and these thieves will come and try and snatch whatever they can through an open window or beg from outside the car window (yes with full on hand signs) if you have your car all locked up. They have no respect.

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 4 года назад +1

      Not if you just shoot them all dead.

  • @lamak0925
    @lamak0925 2 года назад +8

    They're lucky the baboons haven't learn to throw rocks back at those trying to chase them off.

  • @triggabanks9789
    @triggabanks9789 4 года назад +391

    “ once you go baboon you can’t go back “ something don’t sound right about that phrase there ma’am 🤔

    • @africanview4655
      @africanview4655 4 года назад +32

      😂 "And you have gone baboon" "yah"

    • @teedrew4013
      @teedrew4013 4 года назад +6

      Trigga Banks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @umad3592
      @umad3592 4 года назад +23

      As a Baboon I find this offensive!

    • @anubisbonez6227
      @anubisbonez6227 4 года назад +40

      she get freaky with a big male baboon every night

    • @boberbib3178
      @boberbib3178 4 года назад +3

      Trigga Banks
      You know she likes there's big bold red Buns with a Frank on the side.

  • @Jbongs_Ghost
    @Jbongs_Ghost 2 года назад +306

    It's crazily amazing how they be opening doors like humans and take whatever they take and hop out like nothing happened.

    • @ManG3698
      @ManG3698 2 года назад +13

      When you got baboons around it’s not that smart to have unlocked car doors people be kinda slow

    • @Eva-kd7wi
      @Eva-kd7wi 2 года назад +9

      Imagine your grocery bill lol

    • @G_de_Coligny
      @G_de_Coligny 2 года назад

      Even cats without thumbs can open multiple kind of door handles.
      The fact that baboons are a tad smarter than your average dem voter should not be a source of amazement. Unless you are part of these simpleton.

    • @klytouch7515
      @klytouch7515 2 года назад +1

      @@Eva-kd7wi i know right especially when wage growth are going backwards and high inflation is creeping in.. and don't mention the interest rate rises.. 😞

    • @Eva-kd7wi
      @Eva-kd7wi 2 года назад +1

      @@klytouch7515 It' s all over the globe sad

  • @sonofmariana4970
    @sonofmariana4970 4 года назад +40

    These people leave their car doors and windows open while they know that there are notorious baboons in that area....what do you expect?

  • @jaddek.astrie3071
    @jaddek.astrie3071 14 дней назад

    The way the baboon jumps 😂😂😂😂😂no human can follow 😅

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 6 лет назад +425

    Uh....doesn't anyone LOCK THE CAR DOORS!!??? Duh!

    • @kbtdadap
      @kbtdadap 6 лет назад +20

      locks keep out honest criminals only. a simple rock defeats your locks by smashing the window. youre not too bright are you?

    • @SiisKolkytEuroo
      @SiisKolkytEuroo 5 лет назад +21

      South Africa is so safe that nobody needs to lock their doors

    • @daytoncoke790
      @daytoncoke790 5 лет назад +6

      @@joweiss6374 LOL ok

    • @chrisrhodes6899
      @chrisrhodes6899 5 лет назад

      Right....and wont barred windows keep them out, hate seeing the monks with bb's in them

    • @joweiss6374
      @joweiss6374 5 лет назад +4

      @@daytoncoke790 they were trained to use a special extension which is attached to their right foot. I know it sounds incredible but it's true. All trained under a special CIA program.

  • @lupusrabbit599
    @lupusrabbit599 4 года назад +279

    In my country we always lock the car doors and our house aren't open like a shop,and we don't have baboons

    • @Gio-hj1qy
      @Gio-hj1qy 4 года назад +24

      It actually does. They will learn to lock their cars and doors

    • @wikedkiller4207
      @wikedkiller4207 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ena3332010
      @ena3332010 4 года назад +17

      @@Gio-hj1qy they just showed in the video that they know how to get past some locks.

    • @Gio-hj1qy
      @Gio-hj1qy 4 года назад +12

      @@ena3332010 yea when u leave the window open

    • @xXdnerstxleXx
      @xXdnerstxleXx 4 года назад +10

      Gio4201810 666 well then watch again: 5:03 You might learn something from baboons if are not even intelligent enough to watch video.

  • @brownrabbit
    @brownrabbit 5 лет назад +135

    Haven't those people ever thought of locking their car doors?

    • @tynishamay2107
      @tynishamay2107 4 года назад +15

      Right. Simple. Should be an automatic thing like putting your seatbelt on onc you get in the car.

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 года назад +3

      @@tynishamay2107 we must live in bad neighborhoods lol

    • @CoolDrifty
      @CoolDrifty 4 года назад +9

      well as an expert I'd say True I lock my doors instinctively whenever I get in my car. Can’t take any chances lol

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 4 года назад

      @@CoolDrifty frfr

    • @Enoch940
      @Enoch940 2 года назад

      The baboons know how to pick locks and override alarms.

  • @troyhinson2483
    @troyhinson2483 Год назад +3

    Y'all should have never made that Planet of the Apes movie 😂

  • @amithmalik4648
    @amithmalik4648 3 года назад +288

    I'd leave weed cookies out for them

    • @ayandasikithi
      @ayandasikithi 3 года назад +8

      Bro😭

    • @kaglekoa
      @kaglekoa 3 года назад +27

      A spaced out baboon?,,that would be interesting. lol

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 3 года назад +12

      @@kaglekoa and dangerous maybe

    • @Machster10
      @Machster10 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @Zeroxylon
      @Zeroxylon 3 года назад +56

      flash foward to a bunch of baboons in your living room watching a joe rogan podcast

  • @mamoochie7392
    @mamoochie7392 4 года назад +427

    If a baboon can break into your house, you should probably work on your security. 😂

    • @kevingibson7654
      @kevingibson7654 4 года назад +23

      thank you! thats what i've been saying, stop bitching about government rules and acting like victims. 92% is not 100% tjat extra 8% makes up 5000% more advanced. Put 5 locks on your doors and windows, and if they get in, put another 5 locks on your fridge, cupboards and pantry. These fucking pussy making it EASY for the babboons are the reason they choose to raid homes isntead of foraging the wild.
      bunch of whiney cunts. If it were me i'd build a hosue right on top of the fucking hill and poison all the food i leave out lmao

    • @georgegarvey9858
      @georgegarvey9858 3 года назад +9

      @@kevingibson7654 why not just kill them?.. they'll learn.

    • @claytonhorn7195
      @claytonhorn7195 3 года назад +5

      A man can't move like a baboon or fit through burglar bars, go over electric fences ect

    • @thedeity6865
      @thedeity6865 3 года назад +7

      @@georgegarvey9858 Thats wrong and doesnt stop them it could make them aggressive to humans

    • @leonard9302
      @leonard9302 3 года назад +7

      @@georgegarvey9858 We tried that on humans... it's called the death penalty. It didn't work for us so what makes you think a baboon would learn

  • @DesertSessions93
    @DesertSessions93 5 лет назад +558

    Why would they respect you? You run in fear, that is not a respectable reaction to them.

    • @wisdomfruit7162
      @wisdomfruit7162 5 лет назад +19

      Fr😂

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 лет назад +48

      So right, the only reason many animals keep winning against us is because they're way braver than us all

    • @dmgib5239
      @dmgib5239 5 лет назад +54

      @DesertSession93- I'm not sure if you've ever been near baboons or not, but these are dangerous animals. The males have 3-4 inch canine teeth that are as sharp as razors, and they are stronger than us. They can also run like the wind and have vertical leaps of at least 10-15 feet. The females and youngsters aren't as dangerous, but the males can easily grab and kill babies. They are also capable of severely injuring or even killing adult humans, though they usually don't like to risk more than a raiding type of attack, which can consist of knocking you down or giving you a quick and vicious bite before running away. What would you do if you suddenly came face to face with an adult male baboon in your own yard or house?

    • @kba
      @kba 5 лет назад +21

      Come and try to not run away when these things get in the car with you or in your house. Easier said than done.

    • @DesertSessions93
      @DesertSessions93 5 лет назад +13

      @@dmgib5239 I would kick it, hard, over and over.

  • @Kenneth_the_Philosopher
    @Kenneth_the_Philosopher 2 года назад +4

    I wish humans and baboons could live together. Baby baboons are so cute!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @nagaskay7381
    @nagaskay7381 4 года назад +25

    3:19
    Baboon: “what you scared for Alex it’s just me damn...I forgot my lunch”

    • @learose3081
      @learose3081 4 года назад

      Not funny cause it killed a 5 year old

  • @nikorangahancy8604
    @nikorangahancy8604 3 года назад +249

    Bro imagine Tryna smoke up in a house there and a bunch of baboons jump through your window and steal your bong and weed

    • @michelelynnowens7851
      @michelelynnowens7851 3 года назад +11

      Instant death! 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @dajonjones1819
      @dajonjones1819 3 года назад +7

      Dawg I’d be straight turning them shits into packs

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 3 года назад +3

      Hopefully they would chill down

    • @5h4p3shift3r
      @5h4p3shift3r 3 года назад +2

      Then it will be end of the whole damn nature. I will go on killing spree killing any animal insect bird dragon in my way

    • @thokozanqobonga9552
      @thokozanqobonga9552 3 года назад

      @@scipioafricanus133
      Q

  • @marissakay433
    @marissakay433 4 года назад +358

    Let's build our town right in the center of baboons, then act surprised that their there 🤦‍♀️lol

  • @smith3329
    @smith3329 Год назад +18

    This would scare the bejesus out of me. These are big fierce smart animals. In Canada we have coyotes, wolf dogs, etc and nobody thinks twice about culling them.

  • @provost5752
    @provost5752 3 года назад +18

    Damn, they even stole a Johnny Cash CD. Thats over the line lol

  • @richardsonmzaidume8210
    @richardsonmzaidume8210 7 лет назад +74

    I just love how the small dog at 0:27 started barking enthusiastically but ended in distress when baboon jumped.

  • @NannupTiger
    @NannupTiger 4 года назад +383

    It could be worse, imagine troops of chimpanzees coming down the hill every day...

    • @shaundouglas2057
      @shaundouglas2057 4 года назад +79

      It is worse, troops of politicians, lawyers, bureaucrats and airport security.

    • @e6madmixtape467
      @e6madmixtape467 4 года назад +7

      tas tiger imagine gorilla

    • @ena3332010
      @ena3332010 4 года назад +1

      @@shaundouglas2057 lol

    • @bon7029
      @bon7029 4 года назад +49

      a troupe of chimps would end up with a war between people and chimps because chimps are amazingly violent.

    • @bon7029
      @bon7029 4 года назад +48

      @@e6madmixtape467 Gorillas aren't that hostile. They'd probably grab the greens out of the fridge and chill on your couch and watch animal planet.

  • @kimomondy2kimomondy-pj8ez
    @kimomondy2kimomondy-pj8ez 47 минут назад

    So beautiful,I like coexisting with nature.

  • @kingrileyp.i.4749
    @kingrileyp.i.4749 4 года назад +39

    The God damn Baboon Police. I never thought I’d ever hear those two words together.

    • @bernardkriel1
      @bernardkriel1 3 года назад

      welcome to south africa...you have no idea !

    • @witkocaster
      @witkocaster 3 года назад

      They need bertter workout. And hand to hand combat skills to fight with baboon males.

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat 3 года назад

      That baboon monitor vest tho 🔥 lol and don't get me started on those high vis hats

  • @HarveyTheStoneMan
    @HarveyTheStoneMan 3 года назад +90

    I don't think the lady at the end knows what she is saying when she says "I've gone baboon and I wont go back"

    • @strategicintelligenceanaly9778
      @strategicintelligenceanaly9778 3 года назад +30

      Scary but maybe she knows EXACTLY what she is saying! There are some sick freaks in the world.

    • @jprest13
      @jprest13 3 года назад +4

      nasty as heck

    • @Ivan-bk9xs
      @Ivan-bk9xs 3 года назад +5

      how can human men even compete

    • @arejays6701
      @arejays6701 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

    • @oliamangbo
      @oliamangbo 3 года назад +12

      She knows what she’s saying, dude. 😂 I’m sure she’s gone baboon before.

  • @Tubewatchinggal
    @Tubewatchinggal 6 лет назад +76

    "Once you go baboon, you can't go back?' Apparrently that lady is delirious.

    • @bigrube420ify
      @bigrube420ify 6 лет назад +4

      She would blow one

    • @treggwoodard201
      @treggwoodard201 6 лет назад +4

      If one ran at her teeth bared would she feel the same

    • @connorburnetter7602
      @connorburnetter7602 6 лет назад +2

      Actually she has gone bananas

    • @MarkSmith-zq1vw
      @MarkSmith-zq1vw 5 лет назад +4

      She's obviously a liberal who always places animal needs above humans!

  • @judgeprime3730
    @judgeprime3730 10 месяцев назад +5

    Looks like Detroit or Chicago

  • @jasonfoo8651
    @jasonfoo8651 3 года назад +399

    The lady should live in the area where they are being a menace then if she loves them so much but Im sure shes safe and secure in her rich neighbouhood

    • @KSATraveller2009
      @KSATraveller2009 3 года назад +49

      Yes it easy for her to say things which favor to Baboon. let she sleep and live with Baboon then lets see what will happened to her after.

    • @TheLeftRbabieskillers
      @TheLeftRbabieskillers 3 года назад +58

      That is leftism 101.

    • @chrisjohnson6138
      @chrisjohnson6138 3 года назад +3

      women don't do that in their arrogance.

    • @davemwangi05
      @davemwangi05 3 года назад +9

      I'm a baboon, stop discriminating us.

    • @FilliD1
      @FilliD1 3 года назад +5

      If she loves them I don’t think she would really be interested in encroaching

  • @everydaycliche1529
    @everydaycliche1529 4 года назад +93

    This comments section is a masterpiece

    • @arejays6701
      @arejays6701 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂🤣💯

  • @lorenzonotarianni1667
    @lorenzonotarianni1667 3 года назад +28

    They will learn how to use ATM's so keep your ATM cards in a very safe place.
    Greetings from Italy.

  • @222Lightning
    @222Lightning 2 года назад +1

    what the town needs is a burger joint called "Baboon Burgers". Orders over 50 bucks gets a skull to take home.

  • @Mangosareunderrated
    @Mangosareunderrated 4 года назад +7

    3:15 It just hoops in and then hoops out with his McDonalds😂

  • @billturner8505
    @billturner8505 7 лет назад +293

    I live on a farm outside George. For 40 years our local troop of baboons caused minimal damage to our garden. Then a troop of vandals displaced from the town, where they feasted on rubbish bins, invaded and displaced our troop. We discouraged the newcomers with bomb crackers, but they quickly learned to disregard these. Soon they began to raid several times a week. If windows were left slightly open they would simply rip open the window frame which would then need to be replaced. They did tremendous damage inside the houses. Dogs were severely mauled and one dog was killed. After a while they would watch and if we were in the garden on the other side of the house they would enter. i would walk into the house and find baboons inside
    Our position was untenable. I asked several farmers with orchards in remote mountains how they solved the problem, The reply was invariably "we shoot 1 or 2, whereafter they leave us alone for many months, then they return and we repeat the process."
    Obtaining a permit from Cape Nature, I reluctantly trapped and shot one. They left us alone for a year. Then I found 2 in the house and shot one. They have now left us alone for another year, except for raiding some fruit trees some distance from the house. However they still raid others in the neighbourhood.
    This troop has grown so large as a result of scavanging that I think they may need to be culled eventually.

    • @allangrant6349
      @allangrant6349 2 года назад

      You are the trespasser. Go back to the city and leave those animals alone.

    • @fret2023
      @fret2023 2 года назад +48

      Blame the real estate for selling these properties that are within reach from baboon territories. It's not the baboon's fault that they're smart enough to figure out an easier way to get and stock food. They also acquire taste for different foods just like humans do. Best be talking to the real estate and demand for relocation.

    • @morninglift1253
      @morninglift1253 2 года назад +36

      You suggested that the baboons should be culled. But, since humans are expanding and encroaching into their territory, maybe the humans are the ones that need to be culled? I say this to make you think of both sides. You might think it's ridiculous to prioritize baboons over humans. But, what if a more advanced race of aliens landed on earth. Should they be allowed to cull humans because they happen to be more sophisticated?

    • @morninglift1253
      @morninglift1253 2 года назад

      @Max Sand I think a smarter idea is to cull out the humans with the least desirable traits - the stupidest and weakest. Does that scare you?

    • @smileyone1612
      @smileyone1612 2 года назад +12

      @Max Sand 👍

  • @goatp114
    @goatp114 4 года назад +34

    I feel like the planet of apes is gonna happen in real life

    • @thirstiestvillager9233
      @thirstiestvillager9233 3 года назад +1

      It already happened. The apes took over.
      (Humans are apes, while baboons are monkeys).

  • @fernandosmith2010
    @fernandosmith2010 4 года назад +8

    6:25 the wife is like "the man I ended up with got runoff by monkeys"
    9:19 this guy takes his job seriously 😂😂

  • @mar4oz
    @mar4oz 3 года назад +9

    “Once you go baboon you can never go back”?!?! LOL

    • @addiepayne4628
      @addiepayne4628 3 года назад +2

      I think she meant to say black 😅😅😅

  • @Dee-pe2kf
    @Dee-pe2kf 2 года назад +40

    I couldn’t live in that place. I can’t imagine living in those kind of condition.

    • @tonguesofaccess
      @tonguesofaccess 2 года назад +6

      It's a case of human beings invading a place baboons have called home for years even before development came to this environment. They have to look for a way to co-exist

    • @CatEyedGoddess
      @CatEyedGoddess 2 года назад +3

      Those ppl chose to develop that land, they chose to buy that house and they chose to live in that environment. These are their choices as humans. The baboons were already there.

    • @MysticYusha
      @MysticYusha 2 года назад +2

      @@CatEyedGoddess just like the native where already in America should the Americans leave then?

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 2 года назад

      @@CatEyedGoddess
      I’m not sure these dirt poor people have the option of moving.

    • @Jwhitspecialty
      @Jwhitspecialty Год назад

      @@samblack5313 Cape Town South Africa is not dirt poor…

  • @1crackedup
    @1crackedup Год назад +6

    I was on safari in KENYA and saw the big 5. A terrific time. I’m ready to go back!
    Baboons came into our tent ( we were outside) but it was a mess!

  • @bongwater2482
    @bongwater2482 5 лет назад +180

    I just poured a bottle of laxatives over my trash can and those guys never came back to my house.

  • @Calletobefree
    @Calletobefree 6 лет назад +9

    "Once you go baboon you can never go back". Sounds like a bad drug trip...

  • @proonguice8386
    @proonguice8386 4 года назад +41

    I definitely need a yellow vest that says “Baboon Monitor” for Halloween.

    • @dw4940
      @dw4940 4 года назад +3

      Hilarious

    • @proonguice8386
      @proonguice8386 4 года назад +1

      Darius Beaumont you must be real fun at parties

    • @I_Am_McZee
      @I_Am_McZee 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @gvjester
    @gvjester 2 года назад +4

    Yep, we have the same problem. In Seattle, Minneapolis and Portland! 🤔

    • @marcthomas5641
      @marcthomas5641 11 месяцев назад +1

      And atlanta, memphis, new orleans, charlotte...pretty much the entire southeastern United States if we are being honest. They tote guns and hold them sideways...

  • @vietfrog549
    @vietfrog549 3 года назад +18

    I almost expected one of them to start driving a car

    • @hiawata77
      @hiawata77 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂🤣

  • @dinomonica7001
    @dinomonica7001 3 года назад +20

    Once you go baboon you don't go back hahahhahah
    That is a sex reference lady🤣😂🤣
    Sorry to mention it, i know i shouldn't get mixed in monkey business 😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 3 года назад +2

      She says, "Yes, I am aware."

    • @Anatime714
      @Anatime714 3 года назад +2

      It was a sexual innuendo and she didn't realize it at the time. Now she uses the line everyday.

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 3 года назад

      @@Anatime714 She even got a t-shirt with that line printed on it

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 4 года назад +50

    "They stole my heart"
    I'm left wondering if that's literal.

  • @Puppylove82-gv3gm
    @Puppylove82-gv3gm Год назад +1

    The woman at 1:16 😂 It was like she was fussing at her kid.

  • @PapaLeguasCOD
    @PapaLeguasCOD 4 года назад +34

    This documentary is hilarious LMAO

  • @MiTo-PR
    @MiTo-PR 3 года назад +9

    “Once you go Baboon you never go back” 😂 11:12

  • @darthmaul5712
    @darthmaul5712 5 лет назад +58

    I would invite them for a nice dinner

    • @niecybaby1960
      @niecybaby1960 5 лет назад +4

      Cute Animals That’s what I said! It was their land first!

    • @malteseninja1047
      @malteseninja1047 5 лет назад

      I would honestly grab them a chair and cook up some Spaghetti Bolognese or Rib-eye steak or chicken or order a few pizzas and eat with them. I'd honestly do that.

    • @freakyfeind4309
      @freakyfeind4309 4 года назад +6

      Just casually poison their food like whoops

  • @doktalee8876
    @doktalee8876 2 года назад +1

    When He said "The're like Gangsters " and the Baboon opened the car😂😂👌

  • @viniciusdugue2928
    @viniciusdugue2928 6 лет назад +82

    They stole your heart lady and they will steal all your food too

    • @adriankyles9708
      @adriankyles9708 5 лет назад

      Vinicius Dugue 🤣wtf can’t stop these comments it’s literally 12:00 I’m supposed to be sleeping

    • @handyman7748
      @handyman7748 4 года назад +4

      she's a typical liberal moron

    • @krepkygrimes5002
      @krepkygrimes5002 4 года назад

      Vinicius Dugue
      All it takes is one idiot like her to destroy everyone’s life.

    • @johndelacruz3037
      @johndelacruz3037 4 года назад +1

      Definitely this lady is stupid

    • @josmoify
      @josmoify 4 года назад

      @@handyman7748 women's voting right destroyed western democracy .

  • @aje9518
    @aje9518 5 лет назад +28

    I had a similar problem in Newark NJ. I gave up and moved.

    • @joesphlongknife1724
      @joesphlongknife1724 4 года назад +3

      Too bad you were overrun, also too bad you couldn't jus crate them up an ship them back

  • @Stanfromaroundtan
    @Stanfromaroundtan 5 лет назад +10

    I wonder how I arrived at this part of RUclips? I may never know :O

    • @africanandproud6792
      @africanandproud6792 5 лет назад

      Me too. Dont know how i got here. But here we are ny brother.

    • @based7900
      @based7900 4 года назад

      I’m here from joe rogan talking about them lol

  • @florastewart7920
    @florastewart7920 2 года назад +1

    Baboon birth control pills. And lock your car doors. Get a couple of lions. But it was kinda funny about the Baboon police.

  • @zacharygibson559
    @zacharygibson559 4 года назад +257

    I can’t believe the government is going to put you in jail for killing a baboon that enters your house

    • @samuelj2408
      @samuelj2408 4 года назад +117

      I cant believe humans go build homes in places where those animals have lived over a million years and expect ANYTHING ELSE.

    • @VickHushpuppy215
      @VickHushpuppy215 4 года назад +111

      Sam M one we’re the dominant species we’ve earned the right to live where we want the fact we allow them to exist is amazing any other animal that was at the top of the food chain that decided to move in on their territory would’ve eliminated them ASAP lol

    • @VickHushpuppy215
      @VickHushpuppy215 4 года назад +48

      Sam M 2 you can’t go around hugging trees bro they’re a terror and they’re not like jus rats or something they’re fuckin primates with claws & fangs those fuckers gotta eat some lead 🤣

    • @wa_________ge3254
      @wa_________ge3254 4 года назад +2

      Sam M Well we’ve already done that countless times

    • @jeanmalherbe6761
      @jeanmalherbe6761 4 года назад +15

      @@samuelj2408 there is a fundemental problem with your argument

  • @459luker
    @459luker 4 года назад +45

    Baboon military...
    "Captain, bring in the troops."
    "But sir we are only one troop."
    "I meant the soldiers you idiot."

  • @neildcosta5932
    @neildcosta5932 2 года назад +33

    Install electric fences around your homes. The system runs on Direct Current (DC) which is non-lethal but gives intruders a hell of a shock. It can keep up to elephants at bay. The only thing is that you will need to ensure that no human accidentally touches it.
    We have the same issue with stray dogs in India. Many adults and children have been mauled by packs of dogs. But our activists prevent the authorities and the public from taking any action!
    It is time that everyone rose up together to fight the menace!

    • @9yearsago844
      @9yearsago844 2 года назад +2

      baboons literally hop over fences genius. they jump from tree to tree unless you are suggesting they cut down all the trees

  • @spider-mane2095
    @spider-mane2095 2 года назад +8

    Their laws and medical care are protecting the baboons better than the people lol.

  • @lilangatv
    @lilangatv 3 года назад +109

    I lived around this area, I know these gangsters very well and they don't play 😌💅 they know EVERYTHING.

    • @hijvgkolfsr5871
      @hijvgkolfsr5871 3 года назад +7

      Racist

    • @dbt4869
      @dbt4869 3 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @ccas5057
      @ccas5057 3 года назад +3

      When you have to lock everything up or they’ll find a way to steal your things

    • @deannekliene2673
      @deannekliene2673 3 года назад +2

      Meaner than anyone in my hood..lol

    • @lorellehugostino975
      @lorellehugostino975 3 года назад +5

      @@ccas5057 Sounds like a day in the life of an American!

  • @karlquiah1260
    @karlquiah1260 3 года назад +31

    Be real and honest how you tell the story. You invaded their habitats and now they are only fighting for survival as they share the same space with them.

    • @actioncostanza3635
      @actioncostanza3635 2 года назад +3

      Nope, theyre trying to get an easy meal. They have MORE than enough territory.

    • @lunafringe10
      @lunafringe10 2 года назад

      this is a provocation to sacred humanity, you know ..the thing

    • @naomimagama4227
      @naomimagama4227 2 года назад

      True!

    • @jimmyormerod4075
      @jimmyormerod4075 2 года назад +1

      @@actioncostanza3635 are you serius they have no territory to themselesves humens are everywere and we have been cruel to animals as long as weve been around so dont blame them for surviving

  • @melriquajackson8480
    @melriquajackson8480 4 года назад +193

    People literally Shoot humans with real guns yet won't kill an animal that keeps breaking into their house

    • @oppaloopa3698
      @oppaloopa3698 4 года назад +25

      Yea I grew up in meth country. After a good amount of break ins on houses and sheds people put signs up. After it escalated to a few assaults and murders there was an unspoken rule that folks are welcome to shoot any stranger who came on their property and didn’t leave when told. I’m not going to say if that’s right or wrong but it’s definitely a weird feeling seeing how these people are demonized, laughed at, and forced to stand by while monkeys destroy their property and will undoubtedly end up killing a child.

    • @firstname474
      @firstname474 4 года назад +35

      Wilmina Robinson who says they don’t have the right to kill them? Humans are on the top of the food chain we can do what we want

    • @jakesimmonds5043
      @jakesimmonds5043 4 года назад +24

      You know animals live where you live? Give up your house it doesnt belong to you but the animals which lived there before.

    • @mattbedforth9569
      @mattbedforth9569 4 года назад +12

      @Wilmina Robinson It's not fair to imply that our mere existence is taking up space that belongs to other animals. Humans are animals with their own habitats too. It's a two-way street, and as the doc says, they need to find a way to coexist peacefully

    • @mattbedforth9569
      @mattbedforth9569 4 года назад +14

      @Wilmina Robinson, you seem to have a hard time understanding your own ignorance in this conversation. Humans are quite literally a species of animal... the "they were here first" argument is weak because baboons originally came and did to other species what we're doing to baboons - being the dominant species.

  • @Papi_Oso
    @Papi_Oso 2 года назад

    Baboons with diplomatic immunity, you can't make this up! 😂😂😂

  • @johndewey6358
    @johndewey6358 2 года назад +199

    The people who want to protect the baboons should come up with real solutions and have as much love and respect for their fellow human beings' rights like safety and not being terrorized in their own cars and homes. I can see why that poor child was suffering with extreme fear. Children should not live in fear.

    • @kirkkirkland7244
      @kirkkirkland7244 2 года назад +20

      These things can easily kill a man!!!
      They have been known to kill jaguars!!!

    • @almoen5412
      @almoen5412 2 года назад +5

      @@kirkkirkland7244 humans?

    • @almoen5412
      @almoen5412 2 года назад +18

      Why wouldn't you have your car door locked why wouldn't you have your Windows shut why wouldn't you have your s*** locked up but hey you know I can just be dumb

    • @billhuffman4327
      @billhuffman4327 2 года назад +2

      Amen..

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 2 года назад

      The irony, after what you invaders did to the native children, truly god is a joke!!

  • @richarddimsdale6232
    @richarddimsdale6232 2 года назад +26

    The key to survival is adaptability, and they have adapted to the environment the humans have created.

  • @malcolmoliver7678
    @malcolmoliver7678 4 года назад +91

    Why would they “respect” you? Lol

    • @victoriapschen
      @victoriapschen 4 года назад +18

      Malcolm Oliver normally animals respect each other's boundaries or else violence occurs. In this case, the humans are soft and don't defend their territory with fatal violence, so the babooons have no reason to respect the boundaries of soft humans who just scream and run away.

    • @naptap3595
      @naptap3595 3 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @andrewright7556
      @andrewright7556 3 года назад

      @@victoriapschen What if they stereo-type the baboons and do to them what is done against Black people?

    • @finalbossnomore3884
      @finalbossnomore3884 3 года назад

      @@andrewright7556 Fake account.

  • @HazelLogan-w2h
    @HazelLogan-w2h Месяц назад

    So clever and cute!
    I’d be more afraid of the human species than baboons! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @BoilerBloodline
    @BoilerBloodline 6 лет назад +71

    Law be damned...I’d be taking preventative & offensive action to protect my family.

    • @niecybaby1960
      @niecybaby1960 5 лет назад +2

      BoilerBloodline They should had White meat to the menu!

    • @lifedeath413
      @lifedeath413 5 лет назад +4

      Its they home what do you expect.

    • @reginaldmcnab3265
      @reginaldmcnab3265 4 года назад

      Land mine lol

    • @nyuamandita
      @nyuamandita 4 года назад +1

      It was their home first. Are you a white American or something?

    • @thedude2122
      @thedude2122 4 года назад +1

      PuterToonz well Americans did displace many native Americans and killed many more. So it’s a pretty easy to see comparison.

  • @rdaystrom4540
    @rdaystrom4540 4 года назад +8

    If I lived there a few carcasses would be laying around.

    • @kRzlamchop
      @kRzlamchop 3 года назад

      It would be better to eat them.

  • @mamoochie7392
    @mamoochie7392 4 года назад +8

    This is the beginning of the planet of the apes.

  • @hedonister
    @hedonister Год назад +1

    Dayum they even have a baboon police unit tf lol

  • @lunchtime2960
    @lunchtime2960 3 года назад +25

    Separate food waste from non food waste. Collect it. Then drop it on the mountain.

  • @thatobogatsu7402
    @thatobogatsu7402 4 года назад +46

    Lmao, this is the same place where we got chased by one. I've never ran that hard in my life. 😂😭

  • @cynicaltimber3455
    @cynicaltimber3455 4 года назад +6

    Gimme da loot, gimme da loot....I'm...A...Baaaa-BOooon.

  • @aimee9878
    @aimee9878 Год назад

    Maybe there is a bird police 🤣.

  • @XxGR3YW01FxX
    @XxGR3YW01FxX 8 лет назад +7

    Imagine if they start stealing them guns now. Lol.

  • @charlesfield9286
    @charlesfield9286 3 года назад +90

    I've been attacked by a baboon and they are WAY bigger in person than you think. An adult male could easily kill an adult man.

    • @johna.4869
      @johna.4869 2 года назад +8

      Not really.
      . They respect the bro code. They can't attack men just women and children

    • @NW_Ranger
      @NW_Ranger 2 года назад +9

      Nothing that good sharp blade can’t handle.

    • @andreste1989
      @andreste1989 2 года назад +3

      I would put money on a healthy and fit 180 lb unarmed man being able to hold his own against (if not outright kill) a 70 lb baboon.

    • @johna.4869
      @johna.4869 2 года назад +21

      @@andreste1989 good luck with that....bro those things are wild they have no honor for your decency they will tear you apart ...one bite and you arm is gone.

    • @andreste1989
      @andreste1989 2 года назад +2

      @@johna.4869 its a baboon... not a gorilla.

  • @thecriticalstatepodcast
    @thecriticalstatepodcast 4 года назад +28

    Just wait till they get ahold of the paintball gun and learn to use it.

  • @michellealmariocase
    @michellealmariocase 2 года назад +1

    what? police to protect the baboon's 😂??

  • @heather77
    @heather77 3 года назад +41

    This is very sad, it's the humans who have encroached on their territory, not the other way round. They need to sell and close the area off as a wildlife area

    • @2010redshift
      @2010redshift 3 года назад +5

      You got to be kidding! These things are dangerous and very cunning. We need to bring in the dudes that hunt and kill baboons to radically decrease their numbers. These guys are professionals and don't muck around. Get rid of the vermin for good. Period.

    • @mylife-miseni5496
      @mylife-miseni5496 3 года назад +3

      @@2010redshift Stop being ignorant and insensitive man. The baboons were there first b4 the residents. They (residents) are the ones who who invaded their space.
      Instead of killing them, why not take them to the zoo at least.

    • @user-yj4qz5lo6k
      @user-yj4qz5lo6k 3 года назад +5

      @@mylife-miseni5496 every human place is invaded land... the baboons are lucky they are not dead like everywhere else humans live

    • @davidharrow9025
      @davidharrow9025 3 года назад +1

      ​@@mylife-miseni5496 lol remind me when I used to live in eritrea. Once in a while we got hyenas in our village. It was good target practice.

    • @margaretschaff9174
      @margaretschaff9174 3 года назад +1

      So wha? Kill them off. What is so hard about it you idiots.

  • @shelleyhillier7581
    @shelleyhillier7581 9 лет назад +8

    i have better little bars on my windows to keep humans out.........like helloooooooo

  • @VannApragal
    @VannApragal 3 года назад +8

    Does this woman really know what 'going Baboon' actually means? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fkUtoo
      @fkUtoo 2 года назад +1

      Of course she does. She probably let them lineback her like those cheerleaders and the whole football team.

  • @strothermartin5368
    @strothermartin5368 22 дня назад

    "Three baboons walk into a bar".......😅

  • @joegarcia7218
    @joegarcia7218 5 лет назад +43

    Racoons are nothing compared to these beasts ! I find these baboon's interaction with humans very humorous , but that's because I don't have to deal with them .

    • @wreckofthehesperas8323
      @wreckofthehesperas8323 5 лет назад +2

      Joe Garcia. Same. These guys are not in my country. Therefore I love the babies!! Cute little things.

    • @NannupTiger
      @NannupTiger 4 года назад

      @@wreckofthehesperas8323 ~ that tiny one, trying to climb onto the car 🤣

    • @mymothersdiva
      @mymothersdiva 4 года назад

      I think it's funny, period. Stay out of they're homeland. They don't have to respect you.

    • @terrorbird5516
      @terrorbird5516 4 года назад

      @@mymothersdiva no humans have been in Africa since we first appeared also anywhere you mover there will always be animals in that area humans share the environment with these animals

    • @umad3592
      @umad3592 4 года назад

      I live in a urban neighborhood and raccoons 🦝 are everywhere in the hood. Seen fight once.......been scared ever since.