[Space Station 13] A Hijack Wizard walks into the bar. There is no counter.

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @pbv9
    @pbv9 4 года назад +569

    Oh hey! I was the golem! I was a major clutz and just dusted myself 10 seconds after teleporting in. I felt soo bad the whole round watching knowing that I failed just about as bad as possible

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 4 года назад +111

      There is always next time, magic golem of destruction

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 года назад +118

      @@GlareanLiebertine Is there really a next time tho. Last 1000h of playing this game ive been wiznerd just once. Its damn unlikely to get to play the wizard unless you are blowing admin peepee.

    • @swiftarrow1174
      @swiftarrow1174 4 года назад +17

      @@Jebu911 who says you need to be a wizard to sow chaos?

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 года назад +16

      @@swiftarrow1174 No one i was talking about how unlikely it is to get a wizard role.

    • @swiftarrow1174
      @swiftarrow1174 4 года назад +48

      @@Jebu911 make your own wizard role. Science is basically wizard, you can teleport with xeno, fireballs with genetics, turn people into slimes with xeno, create golems with xeno, turn yourself into a runic golem and jaunt with xeno, literally anything a wizard can do is likely possible with xeno, did I mention how powerful xeno is?

  • @crumblyguy1834
    @crumblyguy1834 4 года назад +167

    The captain’s last attempt at defeating the wizard was removing his shoes

  • @seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea
    @seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea 4 года назад +112

    "This was the last I saw of my apprentice." is what makes legends cry.

  • @Reshig
    @Reshig 4 года назад +210

    I like how eager that golem was for causing destruction! I couldn't see a more fitting end for him, haha!

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 4 года назад +44

      Fucking hilarious. Just straight up dusted themselves asap

    • @bomk1680
      @bomk1680 4 года назад +14

      HELL YEAH IM SO EXCITED IMMA YEET MYSLEF INTO A FUCKING SM

  • @kukaracila2152
    @kukaracila2152 2 года назад +4

    “And remember son - dying is gay.”
    -last words of destruction wiznerd to his golem as his apprentice dusted himslef shortly afterwards…

  • @newhampguy
    @newhampguy 4 года назад +72

    LOL that captain in the end proved to be a badass. Only wish he turned his chair around to face you when you saw him 😂

  • @Jebu911
    @Jebu911 4 года назад +59

    My favorite player was the chad captain. That fight was tense. He just tried to be sneaky on that chair too.

    • @Kenionatus
      @Kenionatus Год назад

      I imagine it more like a "I was awaiting you, Mr. Bond" kind of scene. Captain really should have had a whiskey glass in one hand.

  • @domisunique
    @domisunique 4 года назад +125

    Are we going to talk about the chad that was laughing because he was set on fire, and used that as an opportunity to set the wizard on fire?

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 3 года назад +19

      Rules of robust combat: Use everything of your surrounding against the enemy, even if it means tackling the guy to burn em aswell.

    • @5ilverstreak854
      @5ilverstreak854 2 года назад +4

      Ye 11:50 good timestamp

  • @WerewolfMinecraft
    @WerewolfMinecraft 4 года назад +302

    "The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they won't soon forget."
    That hasn't been fixed yet?

    • @shelteredfreak951
      @shelteredfreak951 3 года назад +17

      you gotta alt-click the shuttle console a few times to actually hijack.

    • @Tommy-mk9bo
      @Tommy-mk9bo 3 года назад +41

      @@shelteredfreak951 yea but the shuttle was hijacked as you can see at the end of the vid

    • @brandrcjcorbin5397
      @brandrcjcorbin5397 3 года назад +16

      @@shelteredfreak951 no that's for tg, for paradise and goon you have to ensure you are the only living thing left aboard the shuttle, it's even harder than tg

  • @swiftarrow1174
    @swiftarrow1174 4 года назад +45

    I'm in this! I'm breathes-the-fire, the chemist who threw that fire grenade into maint and killed the sec officers instead of you. Fun round

    • @KubinWielki
      @KubinWielki 3 года назад +19

      You should now proudly wear an updated name of Breathes-the-friendly-fire

  • @slumlord6821
    @slumlord6821 4 года назад +129

    you have to give props to larry for getting murdered and coming back every 5 minutes

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 3 года назад +17

      *Can't keep a good HOS down!*

  • @NinjaBusCow
    @NinjaBusCow 3 года назад +22

    That was a hype game, you ran them around in circles.
    The Final fight was hype as heck and just badass.
    Damn though, a shame about the shoes.

  • @GrinchAxel
    @GrinchAxel 4 года назад +183

    So the captain teleported into the shuttle's cockpit and didn't take a beacon with them? wow. if they had you would have been swarmed by an entire angry station with guns and lasers.

    • @SlashSlay
      @SlashSlay 3 года назад +2

      Or he could jump in that cockpit and use traps. Most likely that would kill them

    • @klearch7706
      @klearch7706 Год назад

      i think it is not possible to teleport on shuttle, when it is already in flight

    • @randomnerd9088
      @randomnerd9088 Год назад

      @@klearch7706 It is with beacon

  • @Recoherent
    @Recoherent 4 года назад +17

    I love seeing sec get hit by the thrown hammer, and just flying off screen leaving only a stun baton where they once stood. Very cartoonish!

  • @pupinator98
    @pupinator98 4 года назад +14

    was great when you hit the guy out of the airlock and the other bit when you hit the guy, dragged his body to the door, and hit his body into the other guy

  • @azericthetraveller6355
    @azericthetraveller6355 3 года назад +22

    I’m now realizing how wild mjolnir is. It’s just an electric fire axe with absurd knock back.

  • @wittyson
    @wittyson 4 года назад +48

    GAR'YOK... If only Thor shouted that every time he brought back Mjolnir...

  • @Iarley12314
    @Iarley12314 4 года назад +41

    Nice edit in whole video man, i was really tense in the shuttle part. I liked so hard

  • @Toxic-u5m
    @Toxic-u5m 4 года назад +77

    man look at that good old borg hurting humans. i hate borg players

    • @bloatatoeminis5976
      @bloatatoeminis5976 4 года назад +12

      Could be crewsimov, wizard is not crew

    • @meatballphilosopher5734
      @meatballphilosopher5734 4 года назад +38

      Yeah, especially secborgs. You can pretty much FEEL them seething to kill someone/disobey their laws. They pray to be emagged every round.

    • @arcalyte4905
      @arcalyte4905 4 года назад +6

      @@meatballphilosopher5734 s e e t h i n g

    • @paracovo
      @paracovo 4 года назад +39

      Borgs who start killing and disobeying their laws = shit
      Borgs who overhear security talking about executing an antagonist, so they stage a jailbreak to obey their laws = based

    • @wayway7017
      @wayway7017 4 года назад +8

      @@bloatatoeminis5976 a borg hit wiz like 10 seconds after discovering there was a wiz. no way did they do a law in 10 seconds

  • @florianjuhas8344
    @florianjuhas8344 4 года назад +26

    Mad + rep for ruffy for going for wiz's shoes

  • @Mr_Dimento
    @Mr_Dimento 4 года назад +14

    Epic journey, even with a epic final boss fight with the captain.

  • @aj_the_infamous1013
    @aj_the_infamous1013 3 года назад +6

    wizard gets a hammer "hm... this hammer mighty YEET"
    random people "what?" gets thrown to the other room.

  • @coriae
    @coriae 4 года назад +9

    having your chapters be your music list is genius

  • @InternetTAB
    @InternetTAB 4 года назад +1

    local crew reverts to neanderthals crafting spears and bats in a desperate attempt to save a shitty shuttle

  • @archdruidbookwalter951
    @archdruidbookwalter951 2 года назад +1

    The Calamity music makes the video so much more awesome :D

  • @dahlular
    @dahlular 3 года назад +4

    Holy shit, that was unironically the best goddamn thing to watch

  • @supermal112233
    @supermal112233 4 года назад +5

    25:18 THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS NOW!

  • @Axehilt
    @Axehilt 3 года назад +3

    Great round to watch! Does make me glad this sort of round isn't _that_ common on Fulpstation, since the closer an antag's goals are to "kill everyone" and when there are fewer, superpowered antags, that tends to not play as fun overall (since players are knocked out of commission brutally). Game's strength is definitely in all the interconnectedness between all the different systems, and then having a few spicy antags disrupting a few of those systems (and then perhaps even more importantly: each of those individual jobs is a really deep game just by itself). Still, I think there's room for things like war ops (nukies with a loud public declaration that this is a killmonger round) since that at least gives everyone time to prepare and to realize they have a clear objective (kill the nukies) since the ambiguity of the wizard is why every person on the station wasn't running up to chip away at your health at every opportunity. But again, tons of fun to watch rounds like this from the perspective of one of the only players who got to have fun. ;)

  • @zevo2437
    @zevo2437 Год назад +1

    Had my first ever wizard round recently and got hijack on icebox. Made a build similar to this but with a laughter demon instead of an apprentice. Definitely a great one, and ended up winning because of it. Voidtouched Larry Major.

  • @warpedprodigy8297
    @warpedprodigy8297 4 года назад +3

    Yesss Dokuro makes the best music, love your background music choice!

  • @zicirado123_3
    @zicirado123_3 4 года назад +4

    Your taste in background music. Is awesome

  • @FatCat919
    @FatCat919 4 года назад +18

    very cool gamer

  • @benjaminriggs6881
    @benjaminriggs6881 4 года назад +3

    I put all your vids on repeat just for the music and to look over and see some cray shit going down

  • @weinre9659
    @weinre9659 4 года назад +2

    teleports onto the supermatter.
    fucking legnd.

  • @slh8505
    @slh8505 3 года назад

    5:18
    I LOST IT when that dude was sent flying, that man got kakyoin'd

  • @foof811
    @foof811 4 года назад +9

    i despise borgs that valid hunt.

    • @wayway7017
      @wayway7017 4 года назад +2

      that wasnt validhunt that was breaking their laws.

  • @Nickyonzaza
    @Nickyonzaza 2 года назад +1

    Mijonir should have a link system, like the rod of ascephlious, so it always come back when you throw it

  • @Dwane77Loki
    @Dwane77Loki 3 года назад +1

    Love the video, great music choice.

  • @Leif_Nobody
    @Leif_Nobody 2 года назад

    Rhials got hammered. Good times.

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial 3 года назад

    That golem mimics, wow, and you caughting the mimic also wow

  • @Aze-Aze
    @Aze-Aze 4 года назад +7

    very based magic man buys shuttle from cringe captain and security (gone wrong) (clown died)

  • @GrimmNaka
    @GrimmNaka 4 года назад +1

    Rest in Piece Corgi

  • @beanboy1145
    @beanboy1145 4 года назад +3

    Traps and zappy hammer? Daring today are we?

  • @Banz8089
    @Banz8089 2 года назад

    This is the kinda shit that inspired me to play SS13, I wish I could be as robust as fuck like this, but I'm making my way there

  • @pauldark1547
    @pauldark1547 4 года назад +1

    the frustration is real bro, but good vid.

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 3 года назад +1

    Oh, I just realized that I know Jessica Cox! Man, its been ages.

  • @athath2010
    @athath2010 4 года назад +8

    Niiiiiice.
    Tip: You can click+drag your spells to be closer to the center of your screen, so that your mouse doesn't have to go as far to reach them (or to come back from clicking on them). I usually arrange my spells and changeling abilities in a circle with a radius of about 2.5 tiles, aiming to position them on tile corners so that they can't hide people behind themselves.
    I'm surprised you took The Traps! (instead of, say, Knock, or a staff of healing), seeing as how you had an apprentice who wasn't immune to it, but hey, it looked like that worked out for you quite nicely. I'm also surprised that you didn't check the captain's backpack for a teleporter beacon- if I had been that captain, I'd have kept the beacon from the departure lounge (actually, does Pubby even have a beacon there? I forget) in my backpack and told another crew member to teleport to that beacon at the last moment to ruin your hijack.

    • @MelbertSS13
      @MelbertSS13  4 года назад +10

      I know about unlocking action buttons, I just don't really care enough to move 'em since i'm used to them being up top. But I appreciate the tip.
      I took The Traps instead of another utility spell 'cause they were an alien alloy golem that could only cast fireball - healing didn't matter and they can fireball when stunned anyways.
      I'm pretty sure the captain intended on bringing a beacon on board but they either didn't find one or the AI was too slow at opening the teleporter or something, but the thought did cross my mind.

    • @athath2010
      @athath2010 4 года назад +1

      @@MelbertSS13 Fair enough. Still, you might want to train yourself to get used to it, as it REALLY makes a difference for aimed spells like Fireball (and for changeling stings), sort of like how hotkeys REALLY make a difference for flashes, batons, and shovestun->cuffings.
      The staff would have been less for the golem and more for you, but yeah, I think you made the right call there.

    • @Tory-JJ
      @Tory-JJ 4 года назад

      this is the most metagamey shit i've read in awhile lol

    • @athath2010
      @athath2010 4 года назад +7

      @@Tory-JJ How on Earth is that "metagamey"? Do you know what the term "metagamey" actually means, or are you just using it to refer to anything you don't do yourself?

    • @laserzephyr2608
      @laserzephyr2608 4 года назад +1

      @@Tory-JJ yeah, you mean *powergamey* right? even so, its completely Valid

  • @Femo-ok
    @Femo-ok 4 года назад +1

    Cap almost had you in the last fight.

  • @troyturk3510
    @troyturk3510 3 года назад

    wizard: I like dogs, I taking this one with me
    the very next moment the dog is lit on fire
    wizard: *anggy*

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 4 года назад

    Great music choice

  • @juke9674
    @juke9674 2 года назад +1

    Literally final boss

  • @ivanjanka2910
    @ivanjanka2910 3 года назад

    fucking calamity music, great stuff

  • @jackfire3439
    @jackfire3439 10 месяцев назад

    love the music you get a like just for the music

  • @GanderH
    @GanderH 3 года назад

    the moment you reappear and the dog gets lit on fire. truly sad

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 4 года назад +3

    Medborg attacking you at at 4:20 broke rules smh

    • @Dorf274
      @Dorf274 4 года назад +2

      @ Seems unlikely his laws were changed that quickly

  • @dvidio2509
    @dvidio2509 4 года назад

    what a journey

  • @jambothejoyful2966
    @jambothejoyful2966 2 года назад

    Lmao calamitas hijacks shuttle

  • @The_Mister_E
    @The_Mister_E 4 года назад

    Man, I wish I was there to get wizzed on...

  • @zubinzuro
    @zubinzuro 4 года назад

    RIP AND TEAR

  • @luis-mora4444
    @luis-mora4444 4 года назад

    You0re are great player, really fun to watch you play

  • @jacoblamb5409
    @jacoblamb5409 4 года назад

    13:21 OH SHIT LOOK ITS ME, I ALMOST FUCKED YOU UP MAN LOL

  • @atersol346
    @atersol346 4 года назад +1

    Niiice, earned a sub :)

  • @ParrFigg
    @ParrFigg Год назад

    Beta borg breaking laws 4:19

  • @Dethstorm
    @Dethstorm 4 года назад

    Beautiful

  • @ElijahSmith
    @ElijahSmith 3 года назад +1

    14:35 ROFL

    • @Sir_Ninonino
      @Sir_Ninonino 2 года назад

      I was hoping someone would comment on it, that was brutal!

  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 3 года назад +1

    Was that mediborg at the start that sawed you on Asimov?

  • @philsmith3656
    @philsmith3656 4 года назад

    Epic video

  • @spacehitler4537
    @spacehitler4537 3 года назад

    Wait did the null rod iust let a chaplain walk through forcwall?

  • @goobagaaba1600
    @goobagaaba1600 4 года назад

    Wholesome

  • @notloopers1110
    @notloopers1110 3 года назад

    dud you got a fucking finale duel with the captain, you really did just play out a video game plot

  • @ronmka8931
    @ronmka8931 3 года назад

    the one thing that pains me that you weren't finishing off people and letting them live

  • @renojackson2666
    @renojackson2666 4 года назад +1

    How did the captain get onto the shuttle?

  • @yootoobaccnt529
    @yootoobaccnt529 4 года назад +2

    Rhials is dead

  • @kittlemax836
    @kittlemax836 2 года назад

    If someone is on the floor the hammer should one shot em if you go for the head

  • @brandrcjcorbin5397
    @brandrcjcorbin5397 3 года назад

    What server is this?

  • @justpette1503
    @justpette1503 4 года назад

    Can you say which server it is though?

  • @MarioSupersonic
    @MarioSupersonic 4 года назад

    last weeks wizard sucked in comparison to this weeks wizard 10/10