6:44 QUEST: We need to find out why these goblins are so hostile....adventurer go out to the Forrest and harvest 100 Goblin eyes and 50 goblin hearts to determine why they are so aggressive towards humans ..................
I feel like someone recently played an old Zelda title to make the “I can’t jump” segment. Although it’s a moot point since the village wall would have an invisible wall rising up from it well beyond jump height anyway.
In most games the monsters are ugly and attack you first, which makes it pretty easy to kill them. Undertale put in a lot of work, game design, and good writing to invert this. A lot of the early enemies aren't capable of hitting back, don't start fights, or are simple too weak to be taken seriously.
I'm pretty sure every enemy in Undertale is capable of hitting back? The only enemy I can think of that isn't is Migosp when it's alone, but when there's another enemy in the fight it has attacks, yeah.
I say undertale pushed it too far. It became unreasonable to harm anyone, even people that attacked you. There was always a reason they should be spared, and it eliminates any sort of ambiguity on the matter.
The fact that the goblin with his heart sticking out, didn't come back later or join as a permanent party member, ruined the game. 0/10 immersion, uninstalling.
Try Wukong it's doing a fine job of not disappointing. Space Marine 2 needs more levels but if you enjoy what it has and getting more technical with the higher challenge some would say it's worth as is
2:53. LOL, that merchant thing was brilliant! I’ve often wondered what do the merchants actually do with the hundreds of iron swords, axes and shields I bring them. At least they have infinite gold and infinite storage, so we’re all good.
@@ton10p That would be a reasonable use for them. Maybe the sudden influx of tonnes of cheap iron will suddenly crash the iron market. People might start building their houses out of iron ingots.
I don't know why there's just an episode of the Office at the end, but at least it was a good one. I prefer the one where Dwight takes Ryan out to hunt Kobolds and the ogre steps on the car and strands them in the forest, but the goblin one is good too.
3:31 Well... I guess you can just wait a whole week in one spot and then speak to him after exiting and entering the building and he should be more accommodating to more swords when his entire stock has been wiped.
Picked up on Trent Immediately, because of Joel Harver stuff. Also the way you look at 1:14 you look like a young george lucas with that beard, and the way you just pulled out your sword like a light saber. It's a look. So I've seen a part of the goblin in the cave, but not that complete version, not sure how, maybe it was a condensed short version on shorts?
Idk what that merchant was smoking, a few hundred swords every... what, week, maybe? After you sell some to everyone in town, you can sell the rest to a smith or work with a passing merchant caravan to help you sell them as weapons or something to smelt down into materials. An active adventurer would be a Godsend.
Him selling swords reminds me of V in cyberpunk making thousands of eddies selling gang member guns looted from their corpses. Was way more profitable than doing gigs.
Seriously, it feels like I'm the only person who doesn't horde every piece of loot. I only take currency, and whatever I want to equip then and there. RPGs are always more fun like that.
One sword for monsters, one sword for humans, then there is one for like Im not really feeling like using 2 of my good swords you know and I have one extra if we have friends over and someone wants to join
@ 4:30 - the AI and quest teams coordinated to give quest AI dynamic pathing, but the map team didn't get the memo that they need to be tagging obstacles.
Honestly the adventurer is the 1 screwed with the swords thing, that's still raw iron. like as much as I'd love heroes to destroy capitalism, mechanically they don't.
The Goblin Trent segment will always be my favourite of your videos.
Indeed.
But why are they called to Goblins? I mean, all they do is walk around and clob people to death. They should be called Cloblyns.
Trent is always my favorite part of every video
Nobody gets over a chest high wall!
they're there for you to hide behind to regen your health
There's no way!
6:44 QUEST: We need to find out why these goblins are so hostile....adventurer go out to the Forrest and harvest 100 Goblin eyes and 50 goblin hearts to determine why they are so aggressive towards humans ..................
Lmao, the Office bit was perfect. The mannerisms, the dialogue, everyone was so exactly in-character.
Venom... Harmless.. When applied topically.
I am sorry, but this here is secret hidden line of RPG gold.
Boblin the office Goblin is so GOATed.
GOAT = Goblin of all time?
“I could sell cabbage for more at this point.” Lmao
OK how about I come back with a bag of cabbage, how much will you give me for it.?
@@bentonmarcum892440 swords, you've made swords a currency
He should ask the ATLA cabbage vendor how well that worked for him.
That shopkeeper scene was definitely every one of my Morrowind playthroughs.
The foreshadowing on the geralt look a like before the smith bit had me rolling.
Wait a second.. this isnt Joel Haver!
Joel did a great vid a while back sharing his entire animation production process and encouraged anyone to use it. He’s pretty frickin cool imo.
He's an upgrade
Hasn't Trent been in Joel videos?
@@LeifWarner He has, and no hate towards Matthew. Was just having a jest
nope. its a rip off
That office bit was so well done
6:05 the RuneScape sound effects. My nostalgia of the 2000s kicked in.
100% Ah the grind. What memories.
Alright the basilisk got me, lol take your like and sub. Also the wall segment "It would keep you out" was a choice burn.
Best office parody I've ever seen. Absolutely spot on with the writing on that, felt eerily like I was watching an actual episode of the show!
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To be fair, the smith could melt all iron in order to repurpose it. Doesn't need to be a waste.
2:30 I'm glad he was able to get his heart surgery
Maybe he can melt the swords and get into the iron selling business.
I feel like someone recently played an old Zelda title to make the “I can’t jump” segment. Although it’s a moot point since the village wall would have an invisible wall rising up from it well beyond jump height anyway.
This is amazing and I can’t wait for more content every time. As someone with +10,000 hrs in Skyrim ps3 I love what you’re doing!
>iron swords
ok but consider for a moment, how many ingots you could produce for industry. no mining required!
In most games the monsters are ugly and attack you first, which makes it pretty easy to kill them. Undertale put in a lot of work, game design, and good writing to invert this. A lot of the early enemies aren't capable of hitting back, don't start fights, or are simple too weak to be taken seriously.
So.. easy kills it is.
I'm pretty sure every enemy in Undertale is capable of hitting back? The only enemy I can think of that isn't is Migosp when it's alone, but when there's another enemy in the fight it has attacks, yeah.
Kirby been doing that for decades...
Still 100% genocide run all kirby games...
I say undertale pushed it too far. It became unreasonable to harm anyone, even people that attacked you. There was always a reason they should be spared, and it eliminates any sort of ambiguity on the matter.
4:08 the delivery of "Reluctantly! 🙂" was amazing lol
You did really good with the amount of crisp animation, very little bleed
Thank you for this Matt! Bless you for this chuckle treat!
as expected, he couldnt jump over the chest high wall
Ok the sword one I relate soo much with that haha. The amount of dagger I did in skyrim to grind my way to lvl 100 smiting and enchantment.
Goblin skit was stellar
Always a treat to see Trent show up in these videos
Oh my god! There is a complete The Office cold open in the end!!! 😮 I LOVE IT!!!🤩🥰
The fact that the goblin with his heart sticking out, didn't come back later or join as a permanent party member, ruined the game. 0/10 immersion, uninstalling.
He did he killed the dark lord. His heart just got better
7:34
“Your honour, in my clients defence *HE WAS SO CLOSE!”* -Saul Goodman
Awesome! I like the selling of swords! Too many!!
1:00 he genuinely is me
A nickel, three paper clips, and a 401k.
Glad to see I’m not the only one on a teacher salary.
7:45 best sound in the movie
New channel to add to my collection! Nice.
Maxed out your disappointment, all too relatable with games these days.
Try Wukong it's doing a fine job of not disappointing. Space Marine 2 needs more levels but if you enjoy what it has and getting more technical with the higher challenge some would say it's worth as is
"That would suck please dont"
Never expected more "The Office," bits in 2024. 10/10.
I love your work man, keep up!
2:53. LOL, that merchant thing was brilliant! I’ve often wondered what do the merchants actually do with the hundreds of iron swords, axes and shields I bring them. At least they have infinite gold and infinite storage, so we’re all good.
Question... why don't they melt them down into new metals to reforge into diffrent items
@@ton10p That would be a reasonable use for them. Maybe the sudden influx of tonnes of cheap iron will suddenly crash the iron market. People might start building their houses out of iron ingots.
sock puppet basilisk had me in stitches
Tim and Eric's RPG Adventure (Marvelous Task!)
The boss/companion encounter is golden. It would make a great scenario in a parody rpg.
Dwight would believe in Kobolds lmfao.
you are still horribly underrated, i see
loved these
All of this is great. Take my subscription
Matt's humor is always on point,
Let's be honest, that's EXACTLY how Boblin the office Goblin would go.
Well, that cheered me up!
6:07 I recognize that sound...
"Get out!" 🤣
I don't know why there's just an episode of the Office at the end, but at least it was a good one. I prefer the one where Dwight takes Ryan out to hunt Kobolds and the ogre steps on the car and strands them in the forest, but the goblin one is good too.
3:31 Well... I guess you can just wait a whole week in one spot and then speak to him after exiting and entering the building and he should be more accommodating to more swords when his entire stock has been wiped.
Your animations are gold
4:38 I really enjoyed that scene transition, very satisfying
Picked up on Trent Immediately, because of Joel Harver stuff. Also the way you look at 1:14 you look like a young george lucas with that beard, and the way you just pulled out your sword like a light saber. It's a look.
So I've seen a part of the goblin in the cave, but not that complete version, not sure how, maybe it was a condensed short version on shorts?
Idk what that merchant was smoking, a few hundred swords every... what, week, maybe? After you sell some to everyone in town, you can sell the rest to a smith or work with a passing merchant caravan to help you sell them as weapons or something to smelt down into materials. An active adventurer would be a Godsend.
The walking transition is so clean fr fr
I love the Joel Haver style!
\love from Norway!
The runescape sound effect on the goblins was a nice touch
A new RPG?
HUZZZZAAAAAAHHHHH!
Omg. Do more Office!!!!!
That was awesome
Him selling swords reminds me of V in cyberpunk making thousands of eddies selling gang member guns looted from their corpses. Was way more profitable than doing gigs.
4:58 Me trying to get to the quarry without the arts room completed in Stardew.
Omg! It's Marshall's 🐀 friend the old man!!!
Hello adventurer
@@idontdovarioustasks hazzah
@@theyearwas1473 no prison can hold me adventure awaits!
You could go the banner lords way and just smelt in all the crap you find and produce new things.
Javelins used to sell good...
This is gold. Observational videogame humor
one day ago, eh?
i fin d it funny that the rpg merch has been off-sale for over a year.
Iron is a valuable resource, scrap the swords and make nails or tool or something
Ah yes Mario 64 the greatest of all RPGs.
0:56 you kidding me?
*disappointed 100*
*Confused 100*
lmaoooo,the guy walking with a bunch of swords on his back outside the merchants shop 😂 witcher call out vibes
Seriously, it feels like I'm the only person who doesn't horde every piece of loot. I only take currency, and whatever I want to equip then and there. RPGs are always more fun like that.
These are great
Who else expected to see Adventurer again?
2:40 nice sound FX.
you don’t play RPG you shoot RPG
*Boom*
The shop owner clearly has a higher persuasion score
love these guys
One sword for monsters, one sword for humans, then there is one for like Im not really feeling like using 2 of my good swords you know and I have one extra if we have friends over and someone wants to join
Makes me want to play skyrim
That would actually make for a very funny rpg 🤣
Hour...of...the RAVEN!
@ 4:30 - the AI and quest teams coordinated to give quest AI dynamic pathing, but the map team didn't get the memo that they need to be tagging obstacles.
Someone watched Joel Haver and thought,” I can do this too”
Muppet snakes will never not be funny
"This armor will increase you speech power"
Oh, they are real for sure, I saw a video about it. videogamedunkey: "Goblins are real." "Evidence #2: i just feel like goblins are real right now" 😂
4:40 I just realized you're using GMod scenes.
bro accuracy better than robin hood
Honestly imagine how funny it would be if NPCs got pissed at you for selling them 251 iron swords and 137 iron helmets for the 5th time this week.
Sweet!
Townton is so beautiful this time of day. Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?
Honestly the adventurer is the 1 screwed with the swords thing, that's still raw iron. like as much as I'd love heroes to destroy capitalism, mechanically they don't.
Joel brought me here!
Master of many!
Enemy of none.
Enjoyment 100
5:30 I don't know why but it feel like a Sao moment🤣
Beware Female Ninjas. You'll never see it coming.