6:44 QUEST: We need to find out why these goblins are so hostile....adventurer go out to the Forrest and harvest 100 Goblin eyes and 50 goblin hearts to determine why they are so aggressive towards humans ..................
I feel like someone recently played an old Zelda title to make the “I can’t jump” segment. Although it’s a moot point since the village wall would have an invisible wall rising up from it well beyond jump height anyway.
The fact that the goblin with his heart sticking out, didn't come back later or join as a permanent party member, ruined the game. 0/10 immersion, uninstalling.
In most games the monsters are ugly and attack you first, which makes it pretty easy to kill them. Undertale put in a lot of work, game design, and good writing to invert this. A lot of the early enemies aren't capable of hitting back, don't start fights, or are simple too weak to be taken seriously.
I'm pretty sure every enemy in Undertale is capable of hitting back? The only enemy I can think of that isn't is Migosp when it's alone, but when there's another enemy in the fight it has attacks, yeah.
I say undertale pushed it too far. It became unreasonable to harm anyone, even people that attacked you. There was always a reason they should be spared, and it eliminates any sort of ambiguity on the matter.
Try Wukong it's doing a fine job of not disappointing. Space Marine 2 needs more levels but if you enjoy what it has and getting more technical with the higher challenge some would say it's worth as is
2:53. LOL, that merchant thing was brilliant! I’ve often wondered what do the merchants actually do with the hundreds of iron swords, axes and shields I bring them. At least they have infinite gold and infinite storage, so we’re all good.
@@ton10p That would be a reasonable use for them. Maybe the sudden influx of tonnes of cheap iron will suddenly crash the iron market. People might start building their houses out of iron ingots.
@ 4:30 - the AI and quest teams coordinated to give quest AI dynamic pathing, but the map team didn't get the memo that they need to be tagging obstacles.
3:31 Well... I guess you can just wait a whole week in one spot and then speak to him after exiting and entering the building and he should be more accommodating to more swords when his entire stock has been wiped.
Picked up on Trent Immediately, because of Joel Harver stuff. Also the way you look at 1:14 you look like a young george lucas with that beard, and the way you just pulled out your sword like a light saber. It's a look. So I've seen a part of the goblin in the cave, but not that complete version, not sure how, maybe it was a condensed short version on shorts?
Idk what that merchant was smoking, a few hundred swords every... what, week, maybe? After you sell some to everyone in town, you can sell the rest to a smith or work with a passing merchant caravan to help you sell them as weapons or something to smelt down into materials. An active adventurer would be a Godsend.
I don't know why there's just an episode of the Office at the end, but at least it was a good one. I prefer the one where Dwight takes Ryan out to hunt Kobolds and the ogre steps on the car and strands them in the forest, but the goblin one is good too.
Him selling swords reminds me of V in cyberpunk making thousands of eddies selling gang member guns looted from their corpses. Was way more profitable than doing gigs.
Seriously, it feels like I'm the only person who doesn't horde every piece of loot. I only take currency, and whatever I want to equip then and there. RPGs are always more fun like that.
Nobody gets over a chest high wall!
they're there for you to hide behind to regen your health
There's no way!
6:44 QUEST: We need to find out why these goblins are so hostile....adventurer go out to the Forrest and harvest 100 Goblin eyes and 50 goblin hearts to determine why they are so aggressive towards humans ..................
The Goblin Trent segment will always be my favourite of your videos.
Indeed.
But why are they called to Goblins? I mean, all they do is walk around and clob people to death. They should be called Cloblyns.
Trent is always my favorite part of every video
“I could sell cabbage for more at this point.” Lmao
OK how about I come back with a bag of cabbage, how much will you give me for it.?
@@bentonmarcum892440 swords, you've made swords a currency
He should ask the ATLA cabbage vendor how well that worked for him.
Venom... Harmless.. When applied topically.
I am sorry, but this here is secret hidden line of RPG gold.
Wait a second.. this isnt Joel Haver!
Joel did a great vid a while back sharing his entire animation production process and encouraged anyone to use it. He’s pretty frickin cool imo.
He's an upgrade
Hasn't Trent been in Joel videos?
@@LeifWarner He has, and no hate towards Matthew. Was just having a jest
nope. its a rip off
That shopkeeper scene was definitely every one of my Morrowind playthroughs.
Lmao, the Office bit was perfect. The mannerisms, the dialogue, everyone was so exactly in-character.
The foreshadowing on the geralt look a like before the smith bit had me rolling.
That office bit was so well done
Maybe he can melt the swords and get into the iron selling business.
6:05 the RuneScape sound effects. My nostalgia of the 2000s kicked in.
100% Ah the grind. What memories.
Best office parody I've ever seen. Absolutely spot on with the writing on that, felt eerily like I was watching an actual episode of the show!
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To be fair, the smith could melt all iron in order to repurpose it. Doesn't need to be a waste.
Swords to Plowshares
4:08 the delivery of "Reluctantly! 🙂" was amazing lol
Alright the basilisk got me, lol take your like and sub. Also the wall segment "It would keep you out" was a choice burn.
2:30 I'm glad he was able to get his heart surgery
This is amazing and I can’t wait for more content every time. As someone with +10,000 hrs in Skyrim ps3 I love what you’re doing!
I feel like someone recently played an old Zelda title to make the “I can’t jump” segment. Although it’s a moot point since the village wall would have an invisible wall rising up from it well beyond jump height anyway.
Thank you for this Matt! Bless you for this chuckle treat!
The fact that the goblin with his heart sticking out, didn't come back later or join as a permanent party member, ruined the game. 0/10 immersion, uninstalling.
He did he killed the dark lord. His heart just got better
as expected, he couldnt jump over the chest high wall
7:34
“Your honour, in my clients defence *HE WAS SO CLOSE!”* -Saul Goodman
"Are you paying"
"Reluctantly!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In most games the monsters are ugly and attack you first, which makes it pretty easy to kill them. Undertale put in a lot of work, game design, and good writing to invert this. A lot of the early enemies aren't capable of hitting back, don't start fights, or are simple too weak to be taken seriously.
So.. easy kills it is.
I'm pretty sure every enemy in Undertale is capable of hitting back? The only enemy I can think of that isn't is Migosp when it's alone, but when there's another enemy in the fight it has attacks, yeah.
Kirby been doing that for decades...
Still 100% genocide run all kirby games...
I say undertale pushed it too far. It became unreasonable to harm anyone, even people that attacked you. There was always a reason they should be spared, and it eliminates any sort of ambiguity on the matter.
"There's a back way?" I was expecting him to kill the okd man and use his corpse as the bridge
>iron swords
ok but consider for a moment, how many ingots you could produce for industry. no mining required!
A nickel, three paper clips, and a 401k.
Glad to see I’m not the only one on a teacher salary.
You did really good with the amount of crisp animation, very little bleed
I’ve watched this 3 times in the past 16 hours. It’s really fkn funny. You’re awesome, thank you 😂
Always a treat to see Trent show up in these videos
Awesome! I like the selling of swords! Too many!!
New channel to add to my collection! Nice.
Goblin skit was stellar
Ok the sword one I relate soo much with that haha. The amount of dagger I did in skyrim to grind my way to lvl 100 smiting and enchantment.
7:45 best sound in the movie
Maxed out your disappointment, all too relatable with games these days.
Try Wukong it's doing a fine job of not disappointing. Space Marine 2 needs more levels but if you enjoy what it has and getting more technical with the higher challenge some would say it's worth as is
I love your work man, keep up!
Oh my god! There is a complete The Office cold open in the end!!! 😮 I LOVE IT!!!🤩🥰
1:00 he genuinely is me
"That would suck please dont"
Never expected more "The Office," bits in 2024. 10/10.
Dwight would believe in Kobolds lmfao.
sock puppet basilisk had me in stitches
you are still horribly underrated, i see
loved these
Tim and Eric's RPG Adventure (Marvelous Task!)
Well, that cheered me up!
2:53. LOL, that merchant thing was brilliant! I’ve often wondered what do the merchants actually do with the hundreds of iron swords, axes and shields I bring them. At least they have infinite gold and infinite storage, so we’re all good.
Question... why don't they melt them down into new metals to reforge into diffrent items
@@ton10p That would be a reasonable use for them. Maybe the sudden influx of tonnes of cheap iron will suddenly crash the iron market. People might start building their houses out of iron ingots.
All of this is great. Take my subscription
@ 4:30 - the AI and quest teams coordinated to give quest AI dynamic pathing, but the map team didn't get the memo that they need to be tagging obstacles.
Let's be honest, that's EXACTLY how Boblin the office Goblin would go.
3:31 Well... I guess you can just wait a whole week in one spot and then speak to him after exiting and entering the building and he should be more accommodating to more swords when his entire stock has been wiped.
The boss/companion encounter is golden. It would make a great scenario in a parody rpg.
Matt's humor is always on point,
Picked up on Trent Immediately, because of Joel Harver stuff. Also the way you look at 1:14 you look like a young george lucas with that beard, and the way you just pulled out your sword like a light saber. It's a look.
So I've seen a part of the goblin in the cave, but not that complete version, not sure how, maybe it was a condensed short version on shorts?
A new RPG?
HUZZZZAAAAAAHHHHH!
Your animations are gold
4:58 Me trying to get to the quarry without the arts room completed in Stardew.
6:07 I recognize that sound...
"Get out!" 🤣
That was awesome
Idk what that merchant was smoking, a few hundred swords every... what, week, maybe? After you sell some to everyone in town, you can sell the rest to a smith or work with a passing merchant caravan to help you sell them as weapons or something to smelt down into materials. An active adventurer would be a Godsend.
lmaoooo,the guy walking with a bunch of swords on his back outside the merchants shop 😂 witcher call out vibes
The walking transition is so clean fr fr
The office was freaking hilarious!
The runescape sound effect on the goblins was a nice touch
This is gold. Observational videogame humor
4:38 I really enjoyed that scene transition, very satisfying
I love the Joel Haver style!
\love from Norway!
Omg! It's Marshall's 🐀 friend the old man!!!
Hello adventurer
@@idontdovarioustasks hazzah
@@theyearwas1473 no prison can hold me adventure awaits!
I don't know why there's just an episode of the Office at the end, but at least it was a good one. I prefer the one where Dwight takes Ryan out to hunt Kobolds and the ogre steps on the car and strands them in the forest, but the goblin one is good too.
Him selling swords reminds me of V in cyberpunk making thousands of eddies selling gang member guns looted from their corpses. Was way more profitable than doing gigs.
you don’t play RPG you shoot RPG
*Boom*
Oh, they are real for sure, I saw a video about it. videogamedunkey: "Goblins are real." "Evidence #2: i just feel like goblins are real right now" 😂
0:50 gotta use the wooden mallet
0:56 you kidding me?
*disappointed 100*
*Confused 100*
McClesky be cooking up some good eats
Townton is so beautiful this time of day. Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?
These are great
one day ago, eh?
i fin d it funny that the rpg merch has been off-sale for over a year.
The shop owner clearly has a higher persuasion score
Someone watched Joel Haver and thought,” I can do this too”
Honestly imagine how funny it would be if NPCs got pissed at you for selling them 251 iron swords and 137 iron helmets for the 5th time this week.
"This armor will increase you speech power"
Seriously, it feels like I'm the only person who doesn't horde every piece of loot. I only take currency, and whatever I want to equip then and there. RPGs are always more fun like that.
Omg. Do more Office!!!!!
love these guys
Iron is a valuable resource, scrap the swords and make nails or tool or something
Muppet snakes will never not be funny
Hour...of...the RAVEN!
Ah yes Mario 64 the greatest of all RPGs.
Sweet!
2:40 nice sound FX.
You could go the banner lords way and just smelt in all the crap you find and produce new things.
Javelins used to sell good...
If you’ve never seen this. You will not predict the last 3 minutes
bro accuracy better than robin hood
Who else expected to see Adventurer again?
That would actually make for a very funny rpg 🤣
haha Great compilation. :)
I was playing runescape when I started hearing damage splats and felt panic