No matter where, we always have those people. Funnily enough they're the first to die in an all out pvp brawl in coliseum when everyone there has braincells to rub. As for me? I love engaging them while equipped with a Horn Charm, and an ultra great sword with endure on it.
@@JTruong3rd cause a lot of it is just flashy which intimidates newer players. Once you learn how easy it is to counter corpse piler its like the easiest thing to fight
@@pandosham Best way to fight with RoB is to not use Corpse Pillar, ironically. Most people see the red blade and immediately assume I'll spam it. Only for me to smack them with the actual blade.
I remember there's a catacomb fill with bunch of cat statues but if you smart enough to lure them you can use traps to eliminate them, which is fun as hell
Bruh I was just finished talking to Millicent and went exploring the ruins. Only to see a ginormous skeletal pop up from the ground, then I saw Tibia mariner pop up with boss music. Then I was thinking holy shit Tibia went bat shit crazy and became a huge ass skeletal then I eventually found him in his boat tooting his horn and spanked him💀
@@Cryten0 I've never been invaded near a boss before, I thought you had to beat the area boss (e.g. Margit) to despawn an invader? So just killing a watchdog boss wouldn't despawn them?
Gets invaded in the lava chariot dungeon, sees a sign that says “finger but hole”, opens the chest with the “Ringed Finger” weapon, invader starts heading towards the host riding the chariot, host panics, jumps off chariot, gets close and the host uses the ash of war to fling the invader 10 inches, barely phasing him but pushing him close enough to the edge to where he can get hit by the chariot without being in the track, gets up and gets hit again to die, host celebrates, host walks a bit in the lava avoiding the chariot, gets invaded by the same guy, and then when the host is about to touch fog wall the invader hits him with a cannon riding the chariot.
in 100 episodes at the end of the series, Buthole will invade a level 137 carbot who hardswaps six different times midfight and speedruns him with double lances into a flaming strike wakeup and then reverse backstep rollcatch for a finish.
0:02 Welcome to Wyndham Ruins at the top of which you can find entrance to Wyndham Catacombs 0:05 You can fight another Tibia Mariner in here 0:12 His pathfinding is special 0:17 And like the one in the mountains he summons big skellys. Honestly they are not THAT much of a problem. Just kill the Mariner fast and you will get another piece of weed for Gurrang to smoke. 0:26 Here we are in Wyndham Catacombs. As many other Catacombs they are not a very fun place to be in. 0:28 Giant guillotines are a standard in those dungeons. As are those small fucking imps and fittingly they have sound effect of imps from Diablo 2 here. Also one tip. In certain Dungeons you can get ON TOP of those giant saws to get into seemingly unreachable places. 0:34 Slimes on the ceiling. Another Fromsoft classic, this time literally shitting on you. 0:37 And "fun" traps. As in fun for anyone, but you. 0:43 Certain dungeons have those kinds of traps as well. They are slowly moving up platforms that can crush you if you are not quick enough. Another tip. Underneath some of those platforms are places where you can fall in and find new ways to traverse. Always look at these kinds of traps from two ways in dungeons. 0:48 This small statue allows you to summon allies. Can be helpful. 0:54 But also opens you up to invasions which I have to say I'm not a big fan of. If you invade it's a guarantee you'll get a gank and wont have much fun and if you are invaded with someone and you did NOT plan on ganking on invader you probably REALLY do not want to be invaded. It's a terrible system where people who have fun are the worst greasers. 1:00 This creative young man uses River of Blood. Obviously a VERY high skill weapon that DEFINITELY wasn't terribly broken for most of this game's lifespan. It's sarcasm BTW. Then again, do not feel that it's unwarranted to use super OP weapons in invasions. You will 100% get a gank and doing broken things is one of the VERY few ways to actually win. It's pretty much required. Again. ER invasion system is BAD. VERY VERY BAD! 1:03 animations for getting into the arena are VERY long and you cannot go in at the same time. Why? I don't know. 1:07 Skill issue. 1:11 Yes. This is Watchdog. And true to Elden Ring's spirit it's actually a cat. 1:14 I honestly the way those things move is creepy as hell. 1:16 And yes. This thing went to King Morgott school of delaying the ever living shit out of it's attacks. What a trip. 1:23 Seriously this thing is genuinely unnerving with how janky it's moves are. It gets terrifying when it starts walking on two legs. It's a nightmare fuel... But that novelty runs out after first 10 encounters with it. BTW you will at some point have boss fights when there are 2 FUCKING Watchdogcats or they have FUCKING imps as their allies. When that happens use something called crystal dart. Throw few of those at the Watchdog and watch it kill everything around it. It's a part of the lore that these things are actually stone robots that get problems with circulation because of Crystal Darts. 1:29 Don't ask me though how that thing works. It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit. 1:31 It's a good strategy to attack it when it breaths fire. Makes it not move for a while. But be aware that if you stay behind it for too long it will hit you with it's tail that looks nothing like a dogs tail. Seriously. Why the hell is it called a DOG?! 1:34 Surprisingly he wasn't hit with that tail attack. What are the odds. 1:35 Although I don't know if invaders stay until you beat the boss. I'm not sure because I rarely did invasions because again, the system is terrible and I don't want to subjugate myself to it's awfulness. And I don't summon either so I have very lonely playthroughs... I am sad. And lonely. 1:38 Deal with the Mariner before entering that dungeon. For your own mental health. 1:41 And invaders are not a target of nearby mobs which I think can be dealt with by the invaded player. But honestly I don't know and don't care. Invasions in ER suck. Plain and simple. Engage at your own caution. Highly cancerous and greasy area ahead.
They are ported back once you ho through the fog. Afterwards no co-op is possible anymore in the dungeon, so no invasions either. The Invader couldn’t leave the dungeon. So it’s not accurate but still very funny to show the mindset of most invaders.
Even wirh as ridiculous as the animations look you can still tell precisely which attack they are using, Carbot is crazy talented with the animating and humor
I have never felt called out harder by a Carbot video then during that Watchdog fight. I-I'm just.. .learning the timing, luring him into a false sense of security! goddamnit.
Going through a lot right now these are the only thing that can make me smile. I can't even play the game because I feel so numb doing so. Thank you so much.
I’m glad that they came back down to the Altus Plateau. There is so much parody material there…Especially the whole Mt. Gelmir and Volcano Manor area. Can’t wait, great work guys!👍🏼
Nice to see Flail Bandit get some love, she's been benched for to long, the Swordsmen needs a break and time regain his strength and courage! 😉 Great video as always Carbot, the Goblins and invader made me have a laugh fit in a goodway! 😂
*Fun Fact: The Giant Skeleton can actually cast a Black Flame Comet Azur that also deals Frostbite damage, the only one of its kind of spell in the entire game!*
You should do an episode dedicated to torrent. Jokes could include how everyone thought the double jump negates fall damage even though it doesn’t, how you can’t summon him on certain types of terrain, how the pop up message for “use healing flask to summon torrent” has gotten so many of use killed in boss fights, and how hard it can be to traverse down those marika-damned cliffs with the horizontal gravestones sticking out of them.
Oh my god the watchdog cat's sword BS is right on. It took me SO MANY TRIES to time that the first time I fought one! You all have a unbelievable ability to capture this game's frustration in a hilarious way. My partner and I nearly scream in laughter every time.
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The PvP player mindlessly spamming blood loss moves is so accurate
No matter where, we always have those people. Funnily enough they're the first to die in an all out pvp brawl in coliseum when everyone there has braincells to rub. As for me? I love engaging them while equipped with a Horn Charm, and an ultra great sword with endure on it.
@@JTruong3rd cause a lot of it is just flashy which intimidates newer players. Once you learn how easy it is to counter corpse piler its like the easiest thing to fight
thats usually dumb ppl that arent souls players
@@pandosham Yes and its beautiful when you see someone with golden parry take almost all if not outright one shot them with a riposte.
@@pandosham Best way to fight with RoB is to not use Corpse Pillar, ironically. Most people see the red blade and immediately assume I'll spam it. Only for me to smack them with the actual blade.
the watchdog actually being a cat is peak fandom awareness xD
@Don't Read My Profile Photo gotchu fam
Lol totally
The ultimate Elden Lore mystery. Why the fuck are the watchdogs cats? >.
Fandom awareness? You don't have to be aware of the fandom to think that, just look at the damn thing.
Because dog is all.
I'd say it's more peak "having eyes"
Watchdog cat waiting with his atack is way to accurate :D
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok but i can report you for spam :>
The only thing that seemed off about it is how you could actually see the swing after xD
Yea that delay bit was hilarious.
@@maxichris5134 I'll join you on this endeavor
That rhymed.
I like how none of these videos are exaggerated either
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
@DontReadMyProfilePhoto_3 I didn't, but i reported you for spam :3
This one sorta is, the invader would've been kicked once they entered the boss arena.
Comedic value > realism, though.
@@squiggles9612 Dammit... I wasn't going to read his name, but then I read it in this comment.
@@Kazmistrz1993 I'm pretty sure this invader is one of the npc ones - which wouldn't surprise me if they stayed around after the boss fight
The giant skeleton thumbs up at the end got me.
I love these guys
I remember there's a catacomb fill with bunch of cat statues but if you smart enough to lure them you can use traps to eliminate them, which is fun as hell
Or use the Crystal Dart and let them fight each other.
revenge truly felt sweet that day
They also drop the best fashion ultra greatsword
No wonder it's called... CAT-acomb
I think it was the one on Mountaintop of the Giants.
The pain of waiting for your host to slowly enter the foggate...
I love the Mariner remembers the last time, so he brings the BIG skeleton this time.
Ain’t gonna ruin his nice, chill boat day again, no sir!
Bruh I was just finished talking to Millicent and went exploring the ruins. Only to see a ginormous skeletal pop up from the ground, then I saw Tibia mariner pop up with boss music. Then I was thinking holy shit Tibia went bat shit crazy and became a huge ass skeletal then I eventually found him in his boat tooting his horn and spanked him💀
How Carbot nails the vibe of every game, i'll never know. Perfection every time.
You will never know? It is cause it has been out for nearly a year at this point lmao.
@@trollking6315 That doesn't mean it's easy to capture some of the finer details. Was mostly speaking to their content overall.
@@trollking6315 His videos are spot-on on every game even when they just released. Just like his lost ark videos or early elden ring videos were.
Well other than the invader being there after the boss battle.
@@Cryten0 I've never been invaded near a boss before, I thought you had to beat the area boss (e.g. Margit) to despawn an invader? So just killing a watchdog boss wouldn't despawn them?
The being stuck behind the mist wall panicking from the invader before the boss fight is initiated is peak lmao
Best part of my Saturday morning! It's like Saturday morning cartoons when I was a kid.
The fist coming out of his eyeball killed me. These get better and better.
That got me, too. XD
The imp's random slashes.
The Catdog moveset and rigid stance.
The RoB user.
It's just too perfect 😆😆😆
I hope in one of your episodes Butholebandit gets his comeuppance lol
Gets invaded in the lava chariot dungeon, sees a sign that says “finger but hole”, opens the chest with the “Ringed Finger” weapon, invader starts heading towards the host riding the chariot, host panics, jumps off chariot, gets close and the host uses the ash of war to fling the invader 10 inches, barely phasing him but pushing him close enough to the edge to where he can get hit by the chariot without being in the track, gets up and gets hit again to die, host celebrates, host walks a bit in the lava avoiding the chariot, gets invaded by the same guy, and then when the host is about to touch fog wall the invader hits him with a cannon riding the chariot.
You are expecting a lot from someone who's main weapon is a flail...
he should be 1shot bonked with a giant crusher lol
maybe bloodhoundstep off a cliff
in 100 episodes at the end of the series, Buthole will invade a level 137 carbot who hardswaps six different times midfight and speedruns him with double lances into a flaming strike wakeup and then reverse backstep rollcatch for a finish.
Haha the invader using rivers of blood. Pure perfection
Your Rivers of Blood animation is literally funny every single time
I think that's probably the most accurate depiction of those things movements.
0:02 Welcome to Wyndham Ruins at the top of which you can find entrance to Wyndham Catacombs
0:05 You can fight another Tibia Mariner in here
0:12 His pathfinding is special
0:17 And like the one in the mountains he summons big skellys. Honestly they are not THAT much of a problem. Just kill the Mariner fast and you will get another piece of weed for Gurrang to smoke.
0:26 Here we are in Wyndham Catacombs. As many other Catacombs they are not a very fun place to be in.
0:28 Giant guillotines are a standard in those dungeons. As are those small fucking imps and fittingly they have sound effect of imps from Diablo 2 here. Also one tip. In certain Dungeons you can get ON TOP of those giant saws to get into seemingly unreachable places.
0:34 Slimes on the ceiling. Another Fromsoft classic, this time literally shitting on you.
0:37 And "fun" traps. As in fun for anyone, but you.
0:43 Certain dungeons have those kinds of traps as well. They are slowly moving up platforms that can crush you if you are not quick enough. Another tip. Underneath some of those platforms are places where you can fall in and find new ways to traverse. Always look at these kinds of traps from two ways in dungeons.
0:48 This small statue allows you to summon allies. Can be helpful.
0:54 But also opens you up to invasions which I have to say I'm not a big fan of. If you invade it's a guarantee you'll get a gank and wont have much fun and if you are invaded with someone and you did NOT plan on ganking on invader you probably REALLY do not want to be invaded. It's a terrible system where people who have fun are the worst greasers.
1:00 This creative young man uses River of Blood. Obviously a VERY high skill weapon that DEFINITELY wasn't terribly broken for most of this game's lifespan. It's sarcasm BTW. Then again, do not feel that it's unwarranted to use super OP weapons in invasions. You will 100% get a gank and doing broken things is one of the VERY few ways to actually win. It's pretty much required. Again. ER invasion system is BAD. VERY VERY BAD!
1:03 animations for getting into the arena are VERY long and you cannot go in at the same time. Why? I don't know.
1:07 Skill issue.
1:11 Yes. This is Watchdog. And true to Elden Ring's spirit it's actually a cat.
1:14 I honestly the way those things move is creepy as hell.
1:16 And yes. This thing went to King Morgott school of delaying the ever living shit out of it's attacks. What a trip.
1:23 Seriously this thing is genuinely unnerving with how janky it's moves are. It gets terrifying when it starts walking on two legs. It's a nightmare fuel... But that novelty runs out after first 10 encounters with it. BTW you will at some point have boss fights when there are 2 FUCKING Watchdogcats or they have FUCKING imps as their allies. When that happens use something called crystal dart. Throw few of those at the Watchdog and watch it kill everything around it. It's a part of the lore that these things are actually stone robots that get problems with circulation because of Crystal Darts.
1:29 Don't ask me though how that thing works. It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
1:31 It's a good strategy to attack it when it breaths fire. Makes it not move for a while. But be aware that if you stay behind it for too long it will hit you with it's tail that looks nothing like a dogs tail. Seriously. Why the hell is it called a DOG?!
1:34 Surprisingly he wasn't hit with that tail attack. What are the odds.
1:35 Although I don't know if invaders stay until you beat the boss. I'm not sure because I rarely did invasions because again, the system is terrible and I don't want to subjugate myself to it's awfulness. And I don't summon either so I have very lonely playthroughs... I am sad. And lonely.
1:38 Deal with the Mariner before entering that dungeon. For your own mental health.
1:41 And invaders are not a target of nearby mobs which I think can be dealt with by the invaded player. But honestly I don't know and don't care. Invasions in ER suck. Plain and simple. Engage at your own caution. Highly cancerous and greasy area ahead.
Facts
The fans call turtles dogs, so why not feline magical constructs?
Hello, fellow sad and lonely solo player! Ours is a life of suffering and solitude
Carbot should just pin these comments. Love the breakdowns, thanks lol
Props to the invader. Waiting around patiently for the boss fight to finish? _And_ assuming that the player would succeed? I love their confidence!
They are ported back once you ho through the fog. Afterwards no co-op is possible anymore in the dungeon, so no invasions either. The Invader couldn’t leave the dungeon. So it’s not accurate but still very funny to show the mindset of most invaders.
The accuracy of rolling right before they swing is hilarious 😂
Can't wait for the Leyndell Catacombs... that'll be a helluva thing
One of the best examples of level design I've ever seen.
Just got Elden Ring a couple weeks back and had to re-watch all these. Now with fresh new understanding 😆
Tfw none of the enemies in this episode save the slugs can be bled yet Prisoner still sticks with the flail. Respect.
She worked hard for that flail! She had to juke a whole squad of Godrick soldiers for it!
i mean the big advantage of the flail isn't the bleed, it's being a dex-scaling strike weapon
Ah that makes sense. I recall I went bleed dex but ditched the flail early on since I hated the range.
I love the frequency with which Diablo sound effects show up in these videos, and how appropriately sounding they are for the game.
The Watchdogs are so weirdly yet subtlety terrifying, all because of how they move.
Lol, this series is still going strong. Everything included in these shorts is so accurate, I applaud your attention to detail. 👍
Ahh yes, the totally not broken and OP Rivers of Blood invader.
They are so annoying.
It says something that it's still that bad even after From nerfed it into the floor.
The weapon to use when you’re bad at the game but still want to ruin people’s game experiences
@@Bona_Tempora cry
It was only a problem if you're a button basher 😆
Even wirh as ridiculous as the animations look you can still tell precisely which attack they are using, Carbot is crazy talented with the animating and humor
I have never felt called out harder by a Carbot video then during that Watchdog fight. I-I'm just.. .learning the timing, luring him into a false sense of security! goddamnit.
The panic that the summon has when trying to enter the fog was hilarious. I've been killed by the delay before!
Whenever I think of going back one of your toons comes on and I remember the pain so I change my mind.
Going through a lot right now these are the only thing that can make me smile. I can't even play the game because I feel so numb doing so. Thank you so much.
Its always a good day to wake up to my favorite first frame parody warning for diablo 2
This is so chaotic its ridiculously funny. Never played this game, but I'm yet to miss an episode from this series. Love this channel!
Those guillotines....I knew right away where that is, the platform, the friggin' struggle. Still laughing. :-D Thanks guys.
The watchdog and the delay attack with the sword spoke to my soul. I hated those bosses just for that.
Love the diablo sounds.
I’m glad that they came back down to the Altus Plateau. There is so much parody material there…Especially the whole Mt. Gelmir and Volcano Manor area. Can’t wait, great work guys!👍🏼
I can't wait until the series is complete and I will rewatch it, and just bingewatch the full thing
I love that you use the Diablo 2 fallen voice samples for the catacomb gargoyles
The fact the animation of the flying debris is so fluid makes this 10x better. Thank you, guys.
That gargoyle swinging wildly man.
The fist flying out of the giant skeleton's eye sockets was pure cartoon gold 😂
Nice to see Flail Bandit get some love, she's been benched for to long, the Swordsmen needs a break and time regain his strength and courage! 😉
Great video as always Carbot, the Goblins and invader made me have a laugh fit in a goodway! 😂
that blood spammer lmao
rivers of blood invader, typical but highly accurate lol
That delayed swing is the story of Elden Ring. Brilliant.
These really are the best. Thank you for continuing to make them.
"The following is a parody cartoon based on Blizzard Entertainment's game named Diablo 2..."
💌And CarbotAnimations still make brilliant parodys 💌
I did not get it please help :(((
@@danilanaumov4068 pause at 0:00
@@jaym4024 I don't get what the joke is with that disclaimer screen.
Watchdog being a cat, the delay on his attacks, spamming attack during the fire breathing - perfect description of those areas xD
The way you captured the catacombs enemies is so true XD
The Prophet VA is epic!
The random rolling around always gets me. We've all been there in panic mode.
These videos are so incredibly accurate. They are so awesome to watch lol
oh my god i love the comedic timing and movment in these, your one of the best carbot my dear man
This is amazing😂😂😂 the ridiculous amount that the watch"dog" lags his swings is illustrated perfectly
I love the way you incorporated the watchdogs being called cats. Such a fun community inside joke.
Many times now i have been the summon dying before, "traversing the mist" thanks for the great skit.
Cat-Watchdog Wins the fans over!
You guys really nailed the feels to the wall on this one 😂❤😂
I just love the sounds for the mage character, funniest little thing
I can't wait for the day these are done so that I can watch all of them in one go but at the same time I don't want these to end.
1:02 - the "Let me IN!!" vibes are real witht this.
The Jukes from 1:17 - 1:20 brought a smile to my face 😂
PERFECTION!
*Purrfection.
i'd have laughed my ass off is the cat barked, but still, great video, i love this series
I don't remember that the big skeleton was in cahoots with the spectacular video invaders fantastic 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Tht spin out and random attack animations…perfect …I lost it when it fell over and started flaming on its side ..truly accurate 😅
0:53 nice Boondocks reference
The slimes randomly landing on you was a nice touch
*Fun Fact: The Giant Skeleton can actually cast a Black Flame Comet Azur that also deals Frostbite damage, the only one of its kind of spell in the entire game!*
And you _don’t even get that spell for yourself._
Bullshit, man, that’s just ain’t right.
0:05 Again? Let the poor skeleton be
Another perfect hit!
The guardian that keep lifting up in the air is harder than Elden Beast
The incredibly jank cat animations got me. 100% accurate.
You should do an episode dedicated to torrent. Jokes could include how everyone thought the double jump negates fall damage even though it doesn’t, how you can’t summon him on certain types of terrain, how the pop up message for “use healing flask to summon torrent” has gotten so many of use killed in boss fights, and how hard it can be to traverse down those marika-damned cliffs with the horizontal gravestones sticking out of them.
Oh my god the watchdog cat's sword BS is right on. It took me SO MANY TRIES to time that the first time I fought one! You all have a unbelievable ability to capture this game's frustration in a hilarious way. My partner and I nearly scream in laughter every time.
Love the fallen sounds on the imps, lol.
Everybody’s all gangsta until the boat guy summons a giant skeleton instead of a bunch of little ones.
Lol I love butwhole bandit. Too funny with him flinging that sword around.
It's when they start walking that always creeps me out...
That rivers of blood invader just spaming L2 is so true xD.
the punch from the giant skeleton eye was the best part
You guys always capture it so perfectly
oh god that cat statue animation was amazing haha on so true to the game lol love it and your stuff
Amazing. One of my favourites so far! 10/10
Solid ds2 reference, how your summoned ally gets killed midway through the fog gate animation
The rolls and everything about your videos is so dead on 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The imp attacking past the player and crashing got me 😭
The delayed attack uuuugh you made me recall a terrible moment when I 1st fought it 😂😂
Those giant skeletons really freaked me out the first time.
Love the stage setting by Sunshine music!
i feel like this video perfectly showcases th sheer chaos of a souls style game
1:07 me outside the Undead Purgatory in DS2 🥲
The invader mindlessly spamming Rivers of Blood is on point
The giant skeleton killed me. In-game too.
Dude spamming rivers of blood had me rolling!!!
Having just recently gone through that area, made this even funnier haha.
Mariner been trying to crack open a cold one in peace for a while now, just leave him alone carbot XD
Strange coincidence, I played the area recently too 😂
The moment the big choppy blade game down I knew exactly where this was and had war flashbacks.