Geralt Saves Jaskier From a Lord - The Witcher Netflix

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2019
  • Geralt intervenes and saves his bard friend from an angry lord
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  • @cm5913
    @cm5913 2 года назад +617

    "Drown your sorrows on me eunuch." lmao

  • @nekusakura6748
    @nekusakura6748 2 года назад +598

    It honestly astounds me that Jaskier doesn't have tons of illegitimate children from all his dalliances.

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 2 года назад +94

      Who says he doesn't?

    • @nekusakura6748
      @nekusakura6748 2 года назад +13

      @@oceanberserker Well we haven't seen any yet.

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 2 года назад +35

      @@nekusakura6748 Considering how much he gets around, I wouldn't discount the possibility.

    • @brookegarbarini
      @brookegarbarini 2 года назад +19

      Shooting blanks?

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 2 года назад +34

      @@oceanberserker oh you know it was a total scandal back then, illegitimate births among Lords and Ladies especially. I'm sure great pains were made to cover up any pregnancies as nothing but a legitimate birth. Perhaps many a "father" never even knew the child wasn't theirs. No paternity tests back then. People just went off the "looks like me" test.

  • @liaistotallyfine
    @liaistotallyfine 2 года назад +600

    The way he looks at Jaskier, I'm dead

    • @TrashMetal1995
      @TrashMetal1995 2 года назад +8

      Like a dad, consoling his kid after it's been scratched playing with puppies or cats.

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon 2 года назад +355

    1:07 That grin when you've put all your level up points into combat skills and pass the speech check anyway.

  • @ChiefKene
    @ChiefKene 2 года назад +755

    Best thing about this show is Henry Cavill. Dude is a legitimate actor in every meaning of the word

    • @introvertialxo
      @introvertialxo 2 года назад +42

      Dude is a hardcore gamer who has played all of the witcher games, elder scrolls etc so he was by far the perfect choice.
      I feel like this show would have flopped hard if they casted Edward Cullen like they wanted

    • @dyent
      @dyent 2 года назад +20

      Wheres Henry Cavill? I just see Geralt.

    • @ChiefKene
      @ChiefKene 2 года назад +6

      @@dyent touché

    • @e1guapo798
      @e1guapo798 2 года назад +12

      @@introvertialxo Robert Pattinson is a top tier actor tbh, he just got casted into a meme of a movie. That being said, Cavill IS Geralt. Im Glad he’s the lead

    • @rsbandbj1
      @rsbandbj1 2 года назад +1

      @@introvertialxo i know, and it's so awesome. when i first watched the trailor many moons ago, i remember looking at his picture and went "that's geralt".

  • @Escapistier
    @Escapistier 2 года назад +72

    1:16 ok can we talk about that nod here, it's the sweetest thing ever

  • @lucybufton7147
    @lucybufton7147 2 года назад +104

    "toss a coin to your eunuch"

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 2 года назад +111

    Jaskier after recieving the coin: "Toss a coin to your eunuch, oh valley of plentyyyy"

    • @Len923_
      @Len923_ 2 года назад +3

      More like "oh valley, so barren"

  • @srishtisingh6056
    @srishtisingh6056 2 года назад +22

    The "what?" Is so perfect 😂

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 2 года назад +67

    Jaskier really kinda carried the 1st Season all his scenes were all gold.

    • @bugcatcherjacky1334
      @bugcatcherjacky1334 2 года назад +7

      Agreed. Probably why they split them up. Must've been scared Jaskier would drain too much attention in the second season and take the focus off Ciri xD

  • @XanathosZero
    @XanathosZero 2 года назад +57

    That's a good friend! Saving me and hunilliating me at the same time! Yeah...

  • @kittenpaw9112
    @kittenpaw9112 3 года назад +132

    Geralt is haaaaaandddsssooooome.

    • @MirouSallow
      @MirouSallow 2 года назад +2

      Not really when he looks like thisXD

    • @lucifer4097
      @lucifer4097 2 года назад +12

      @@MirouSallow he looks even sexier....f*ck you

    • @jamesgray7857
      @jamesgray7857 2 года назад +3

      we just cant escape the female gaze. we need to march over this and have all male actors be overweight so everyone feels included. Skinny guys are okay as well. Must get rid of this stigma that only in shape attractive men are attractive!!!!.

    • @notloki3377
      @notloki3377 Год назад

      @@jamesgray7857 you got the whole squad laughing

  • @AlaskanGhost
    @AlaskanGhost 2 года назад +16

    Geralt's philosophy: Have fun when you're at work.

  • @zachrobertson684
    @zachrobertson684 2 года назад +9

    That legit sounds like a speech option for Geralt though like a) tough talk, intimidate b) misunderstanding c) physically assault / threaten or d) not possible for him to do something like that

  • @paigeturner4425
    @paigeturner4425 2 года назад +62

    The way Jaskier looks at the coin 😅

    • @FrostSylph
      @FrostSylph 2 года назад +3

      Yeah he's just like "come on Geralt really?" Then he looks at the value of the coin and goes "really? Eh maybe its not so bad."

  • @Cyfix15
    @Cyfix15 2 года назад +10

    lol....that look of disgust and sympathy. "rown your sorrows on me..eunuch"

  • @torinwulfren9463
    @torinwulfren9463 2 года назад +2

    0:23 “hmph!” Gotta save this little shit again….
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @howboutdaaattt3991
    @howboutdaaattt3991 2 года назад +12

    Legolas put on some muscle

  • @2steps1ceps38
    @2steps1ceps38 9 месяцев назад

    How in the actual fuck did they lose this guy for season 3. He's jaskier incarnate

  • @MirouSallow
    @MirouSallow 2 года назад +20

    Nawww, cute

  • @Dynioglowy1986
    @Dynioglowy1986 2 года назад +2

    i only realize now Geralt is a Superman lol

  • @ardian6316
    @ardian6316 2 года назад +2

    Great series 👏

  • @titsarmageddon
    @titsarmageddon 2 года назад

    In the dictionary for buddies I love their friendship so much

  • @schaden6964
    @schaden6964 2 года назад +18

    I haven't had the chance to play the Witcher games, but these clips makes me want to watch this series. Do I need a background understanding of the game's lore to understand this or is the show a standalone?

    • @child_of_God316
      @child_of_God316 2 года назад +4

      You've never played a real video game before if you haven't played The Witcher 3... the only games it even come close but still can't touch The Witcher 3 with a ten-foot pole are Skyrim god of war and Assassin's Creed

    • @gersomvanslooten9456
      @gersomvanslooten9456 2 года назад +2

      Not necessarily, but it helps...

    • @child_of_God316
      @child_of_God316 2 года назад

      @@gersomvanslooten9456 o' doyle rul.......i mean witcher 3 rules!!!

    • @Czigot
      @Czigot 2 года назад +2

      No, I hadn't read the books or played the games before watching the series, and had no trouble enjoying it. It's great, but very much R-rated.

    • @georgereeves8137
      @georgereeves8137 2 года назад +2

      It helps you know who some of the characters are if you’ve played the games or read the books beforehand, but it’s not important story wise, story wise it’s a standalone thing

  • @tla2119
    @tla2119 2 года назад +8

    I hope I'm not the only one who was confused when the queen was alive again. I've only just seen this episode today. I don't know why it's not in order chronologically

    • @hawke1297
      @hawke1297 2 года назад +3

      Theres 3 different timeline would you like me to explain a bit

    • @tla2119
      @tla2119 2 года назад +3

      @@hawke1297 if you don't mind

    • @hawke1297
      @hawke1297 2 года назад +2

      Well for ciri it is pretty obvious she is present time for geralt he is a bit behind her after meeting renfri and meeting jaskier is i think a couple years before ciri was born after she was born i think he meets yennifer and for yennifer she starts at i think 70 years before hand and i think a couple decade or something is when she was under attack by assassin after that she goes into hiding and tries to find ways to get a baby and thats when she meets geralt

    • @hawke1297
      @hawke1297 2 года назад +1

      @@tla2119 i know its very confusing but by the end of the season it actually sort of starts to come in

    • @tla2119
      @tla2119 2 года назад +2

      @@hawke1297 Thanks comrade. I'm watching one episode a day so I should be finished in a week

  • @TheArcher101
    @TheArcher101 2 года назад +19

    WAT?

  • @pumancat
    @pumancat 2 года назад

    Those contact lenses stick out like a sore thumb.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 2 года назад +1

    Oh, grow a pair, Jaskier... Which you kinda did in season 2.

  • @user-uq5sv2gl9q
    @user-uq5sv2gl9q 2 года назад +4

    so superman meets an ancient vampire

    • @hawke1297
      @hawke1297 2 года назад +1

      Would you believe me if i told you my brother called geralt batman

    • @user-uq5sv2gl9q
      @user-uq5sv2gl9q 2 года назад +3

      @@hawke1297 ill understand if you suddenly decide to sell your brother

    • @hawke1297
      @hawke1297 2 года назад +1

      @@user-uq5sv2gl9q thank you lol

  • @17Watman
    @17Watman 3 года назад +6

    Ha!

  • @gilbertoignacioaguirrevarg4550
    @gilbertoignacioaguirrevarg4550 2 года назад +4

    How The hell did Jaskier go from cute yo scorching in one season?!?!

    • @sassysally2995
      @sassysally2995 2 года назад +5

      He had lost his best friend who basically told him to eff himself, had to slide down a mountain in shitty boots, only so that he could end up in jail. Give him a break! 🥺

  • @nikushim6665
    @nikushim6665 2 года назад +1

    They should of just used bluescreen contacts and patched in post. I can understand cats eye contacts being hard to deal with on set, but those cheap wild eye contacts they have on Cavill are laughable.

  • @dome88ist
    @dome88ist 2 года назад +27

    The First one Season better than last one

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 2 года назад +4

      Agreed! A lot of people complained about the different timelines, but I actually enjoyed that part. I also appreciated the show not doing cheesy flashback filters and swoopy sounds telegraphing "this is a flashback in the past!!!" To the audience. It figured we were smart enough to figure it out. And really, once you do figure it out it's not that complicated.
      Season 2 felt a little less exciting to me because it was more linear. I still enjoyed it for sure. But season 1 was better imo.

    • @dome88ist
      @dome88ist 2 года назад

      @@andmicbro1more linear and more simply story but this one miss of something 🤔

    • @xxklesx1
      @xxklesx1 2 года назад +1

      @@andmicbro1 i liked this one episode = one story in season one. The first episode of season two was good too.

    • @dome88ist
      @dome88ist 2 года назад

      @@xxklesx1Yes, i enjoy a lot also the seventh episode

    • @wellendowedplatypus9024
      @wellendowedplatypus9024 2 года назад

      @@xxklesx1 S02E01 is the best episode of The Witcher (so far), hands down.

  • @uNoCardiologist3110
    @uNoCardiologist3110 2 года назад +1

    If women aren't interested in Jaskier in any way, they're out of their minds.

  • @warrenchapoton2089
    @warrenchapoton2089 2 года назад +7

    Did anyone else swoon a little bit when he said dawn

  • @geraltofrivia9424
    @geraltofrivia9424 2 года назад +1

    Hmmm...

  • @joeytherealist6041
    @joeytherealist6041 2 года назад +5

    First season was way better than the second

    • @darthvader6864
      @darthvader6864 2 года назад

      Agreed, I saw someone say that this should’ve been more of a spin-off in the Witcher universe, like “rogue one a star wars story” because while yes it’s set in the Witcher universe it doesn’t really follow the games or books. The first one I think was better simply because it introduced us to an already interesting world that is the Witcher’s.

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 2 года назад

    Henry is good in this, but the series is trash.

  • @TheMaulam12345
    @TheMaulam12345 2 года назад

    thiss,,, this guy does not look like gerald, not even like a witcher, and that awful fake voice...

  • @runner9528
    @runner9528 2 года назад

    Show just looks fake. It's like watching a stage play